BEN CARSON GENERAL
bringing the #SleepyBantz
For a long time, I would go to bed early.
>drifting through the clouds
>come upon a peaceful meadow
>Jesus is there, sitting cross legged on the grass
>“Good to see you Dr. Carson”
>Drift closer to my Judeo-Christian lord
>settle on the grass
>Jesus: “Dr. Carson?”
>Me: One second, my Lord
>Me: You mentioned my name, my Lord?
>Jesus: “Dr. Carson?”
>Me: Yes, my Lord?
*SNAP BACK TO REALITY*
>Moderator: “Dr. Carson?”
>Back on stage in South Carolina
>Me: Sorry, yes. I believe my name was mentioned?
>Moderator (impatiently): “Yes, Dr. Carson. Go ahead.”
>Me: Is it my turn already?
>Moderator: “Dr. Carson, we’ll come back to you. Mr. Trump, in the previous debate Governor Bush called you a ‘chaos candidate, how do you respond to….”
>the lights fade away
>the crowd disappears
>I’m back in the meadow
>My Lord Jesus sits with open arms
>“Take a seat, Dr. Carson.”
>I sit across from my Lord
>He takes my hands in his
>We drift into the sky
>We fly amongst the clouds
>The air is thin, I want to cough
>But I don’t
>“I’m ready my Lord. Take me home.”
Carson seems like one of the few candidates that is open to help. He understands he doesn't know it all and is willing to get the right people to help him make the best decision for the people.
Consider this, OP.
Before you is a man who has achieved inner peace.
He's never angry, he never flies off the handle, he never wants for anything.
He is everything you aren't.
So you call his serenity "sleepiness"
You call his calm demeanor "weakness"
But at the end of the day
He will rest easy
And you will have another sleepless, anxious night
And you will never know his inner peace.
I agree, he looked at the heart of the matter in what he said. All the others were too busy focussing upon ripping on eachother, ripping on the Democrats, and only talked in superficial terms.
Would be perfect as Trumps VP if he gets the nom. And I honestly think that's what he's vying for now, a VP position with the winner.
He's being more laid back, calmer, funny, but also taking a co-operative appeal. All things that are attractive in a running mate.
He also ticks a lot of demograpic boxes to attract voters, as sad as it is that that needs to be a consideration.
I don't think he has to be on the ticket to attract black voters. By staying in the race as long as he has, he has already sent the message to black voters that it is ok to be black and Republican. Herman Cain in previous elections came off as just another rich businessman looking out for himself. Carson is a values candidate so he's putting out the message that Republican values can be black values.
I can't see that working tbph. Trump is a high-flying, high-energy, flashy businessman - being paired with Carson would be like Metallica doing a collaboration with Slowdive.
I can see Cruz/Carson happening though.
>this abnormally mellow
>doesn't attack anyone
>coughing EVERY debate
i know its a meme but i think carson is actually doing mad weed before the debates
Old pic but who else got their ben picture in the mail?
LET'S ADDRESS THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM: NO PROUD WHITE MAN WILL WANT TO GET BEHIND A NEGRO
To make a play on words, /pol/ we've been sleeping on the Ben memes. We've been so distracted by yeb and emperor trump, we never paid enough mind to the literal meme incarnate that is Benny Carson. Dude's grown on me a lot, hope he doesn't pull out of the race anytime soon.