BEN CARSON GENERAL bringing the #SleepyBantz For a long time,

>>61039967
based

I am actually incredibly envious that he is so serene and at peace with the world at all times. You can't phase him, he is just always comfy.

Carson seems like one of the few candidates that is open to help. He understands he doesn't know it all and is willing to get the right people to help him make the best decision for the people.

>>61042759
He also seems one of the few that doesn't have his head up his own ass.

>>61042759

He talks in slow-motion. That won't hold up in a general election. He'd be a good VP.

>>61039967
I Think he won the debate desu

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>>61039967
Consider this, OP.
Before you is a man who has achieved inner peace.
He's never angry, he never flies off the handle, he never wants for anything.
He is everything you aren't.
So you call his serenity "sleepiness"
You call his calm demeanor "weakness"
But at the end of the day
He will rest easy
And you will have another sleepless, anxious night
And you will never know his inner peace.

Sleep tight doctor

>>61043115
DELETE THIS

Don't people that believe ISIS is capable of literally destroying America (as Carson claimed tonight) understand that if they actually could they would have done so by now?

>>61043115
I agree, he looked at the heart of the matter in what he said. All the others were too busy focussing upon ripping on eachother, ripping on the Democrats, and only talked in superficial terms.

>>61043814
Well written. Damn...

>>61043814

>Take me home, my Lord.

>>61044073
hm? The claim was that ISIS was not a threat like Japan and Germany, and Japan and Germany couldn't literally destroy America either.

I need you so, that I could die I love you so and that is why Whenever I want you All I have to do is dream. dream dream dream dre-eam

>>61044339
And he then went on to say that they are capable of simultaneously dropping nukes, setting off dirty bombs, and cutting the entire nation's energy supply.

Would be perfect as Trumps VP if he gets the nom. And I honestly think that's what he's vying for now, a VP position with the winner.

He's being more laid back, calmer, funny, but also taking a co-operative appeal. All things that are attractive in a running mate.

He also ticks a lot of demograpic boxes to attract voters, as sad as it is that that needs to be a consideration.

>>61044622
>>61044622
>co-operative approach

Bleh. sorry.

Who /comfy/ here?

>>61044670
Thank you for this.

>>61044722
Reporting in

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Who was cough?

>>61044670
YES

>>61039967
CANT ARSON THE CARSON

>>61044622
I don't think he has to be on the ticket to attract black voters. By staying in the race as long as he has, he has already sent the message to black voters that it is ok to be black and Republican. Herman Cain in previous elections came off as just another rich businessman looking out for himself. Carson is a values candidate so he's putting out the message that Republican values can be black values.

>>61044670
make it loop

That was kek worthy OP.


Trump/ Carson 2016? It would be like good cop bad cop but with foreign relations.

>>61045950
I can't see that working tbph. Trump is a high-flying, high-energy, flashy businessman - being paired with Carson would be like Metallica doing a collaboration with Slowdive.

I can see Cruz/Carson happening though.

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>>61044670
>tfw people repost your stuff

>>61039967
Op that was really funny. I laughed loud and earnestly. This was a good post. Were I inclined to rate it I would give it ten out of a poissible ten points.

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>>61039967
kek

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>>61047273
The absolute madman!

>>61039967
Laughed pretty hard. Excellent post, anon. You are a total winner!

>>61046193
Nah

its Trump/Mattis

>>61047273
happening

>you will never have a bible on tape read by Ben Carson

Jdimsa

>>61048721
He could even do it dramatized and cough between chapters

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>this abnormally mellow
>doesn't attack anyone
>coughing EVERY debate

i know its a meme but i think carson is actually doing mad weed before the debates

>>61048917
He's going to decriminalize it federally

>>61048917
chances are hes drugged up on anti anxiety pills like a motherfucker

>>61048917
Isn't he SDA? He'd be totally against that sort of thing. He's just the most chillaxed badass MF you'll ever see

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>>61048917
Carson Candidate, Only Candidate

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Old pic but who else got their ben picture in the mail?

>>61050306
Anon, Those were only sent to confirmed Democrats.

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LET'S ADDRESS THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM: NO PROUD WHITE MAN WILL WANT TO GET BEHIND A NEGRO

>>61050507
Ben Carson is based, anon. He is a great guy who we can all support; his skin colour is irrelevant.

>>61050448
It was part of a donation beg package, I doubt they would send it to dems

>>61050645
Trust me, they did.

Just look it up Liberals across the country are fucking pissed.

He will keep us save against exo-atmospheric ISIS ICBMs

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>>61043814

>>61044670
pokemon snap: carson addition

>>61043814
This is how you know that Ben was an amazing surgeon. Confidence in abilities man

>>61049182
probably this

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To make a play on words, /pol/ we've been sleeping on the Ben memes. We've been so distracted by yeb and emperor trump, we never paid enough mind to the literal meme incarnate that is Benny Carson. Dude's grown on me a lot, hope he doesn't pull out of the race anytime soon.

>>61051729
They both have some white genes. I mean, Obama's mother is white and Carson has some white features as well.
>first black president
>is actually mixed race