If you woke up tomorrow as a nigger what would you do first?
Kill all the other lesser niggers until I'm recognized as King of the Project.
Then I fuck the most tolerable nigger females and force my betas to fetch me women of all races, but especially white wimmun.
Then I go drink a box of fortys and go out in a blaze of glory against the Po Po
If I woke up as a black man tomorrow, I would take advantage of all the scholarships and opportunities that, as a white man, I do not have. Believe it or not, there is a lot of scholarships and breaks given to minorities and even preferences for applications to good colleges.
It may sound weird, but at this time in my life I would actually benefit more from being a minority than a fat, white, christian. The next thing I would work on is losing weight, it would be my last weakness.
Because I, a white man, am now in the body of a black man, I'm now a black man with the brain of a white man. I'd use my superior mind to become a major leader in the black community, then push for them all to leave back for Africa, much like Marcus Garvey, and know that I did a major service for White people everywhere,or at least, in the US.
I would also trick liberals into thinking I'm a stereotypical black democrat, and then spout some honest, conservative truth that would blow their minds. Then I would talk shit about lazy and ignorant blacks like Cosby and Chris Rock, oh and I would never say nigger because I could shame other blacks from saying it.
Also, as a side note, If I was mexican I would totally support Trump and talk shit about mexicans.
>throw me away I'm used to it
Passive aggressive wee cunt I hope he gets dysentery for being such a monumental wanker. Coming through my post slot with this fucking guilt trip at 8am when I'm tryna have a tea and smoke. Wee fucker needs a slap
>Buy a ticket to Munich.
>Throw away my passport and go to an asylum processing center.
>Try to fake an accent and say that I'm from Somalia but that I watched a lot of American tv shows and movies between the gun battles outside my home.
>Get free money
>Wait for carnival season