If you woke up tomorrow as a nigger what would you do first?

>>61027160
nuffin

>>61027160
Ficki ficki!

>>61027160
>Throw me away. I'm used to it.
Into the trash it goes

>>61027441
/thread

>>61027160
Steal my TV

>>61027160
eat some watermelone

>>61027160
>>used

Go spread my seed and end the white race.

>>61027441
first post best post

>>61027160
return to my homeland, Sweden

>>61028092
RARE

Protest police brutality

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MUH DIK!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111

>>61027160
Kill all the other lesser niggers until I'm recognized as King of the Project.

Then I fuck the most tolerable nigger females and force my betas to fetch me women of all races, but especially white wimmun.

Then I go drink a box of fortys and go out in a blaze of glory against the Po Po

>>61027160
>Rob someone, or something
>buy fried chicken and kool aid

I'd start rapping and dancing in pure horror.

>tfw im working for plan child sponsoring yet I'm fully redpill'd on niggers and kikes.

Go on YouTube and talk about how much black people suck.

>>61027441
9/11
Nice

>>61027160
>If you woke up tomorrow as a nigger what would you do first?

Follow the lead as shown in the photo and toss myself into the nearest garbage can.

>>61027160

If I woke up as a black man tomorrow, I would take advantage of all the scholarships and opportunities that, as a white man, I do not have. Believe it or not, there is a lot of scholarships and breaks given to minorities and even preferences for applications to good colleges.

It may sound weird, but at this time in my life I would actually benefit more from being a minority than a fat, white, christian. The next thing I would work on is losing weight, it would be my last weakness.

>>61027160
That's taking emotional blackmail to a new low

>>61027160
>Hol up *smack lips*
>Refuse to collect muh gibs
>Enrich a white woman
>Vote Republican
>Get a job
>Get hate from BLM

>>61027160
id oblige with whats printed happily

>>61027160
Go fuck someones wife

>>61027160
Because I, a white man, am now in the body of a black man, I'm now a black man with the brain of a white man. I'd use my superior mind to become a major leader in the black community, then push for them all to leave back for Africa, much like Marcus Garvey, and know that I did a major service for White people everywhere,or at least, in the US.

>morning
Nigga I'm goin back to bed

>>61029314

I would also trick liberals into thinking I'm a stereotypical black democrat, and then spout some honest, conservative truth that would blow their minds. Then I would talk shit about lazy and ignorant blacks like Cosby and Chris Rock, oh and I would never say nigger because I could shame other blacks from saying it.

Also, as a side note, If I was mexican I would totally support Trump and talk shit about mexicans.

>>61027160
>throw me away I'm used to it
Passive aggressive wee cunt I hope he gets dysentery for being such a monumental wanker. Coming through my post slot with this fucking guilt trip at 8am when I'm tryna have a tea and smoke. Wee fucker needs a slap

>>61029350
If someone would give me that I would just trow it away infront of their eyes.

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>>61027160

Don't care.

>>61028092
RAREEEEEE

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>>61027160
>Buy a ticket to Munich.
>Throw away my passport and go to an asylum processing center.
>Try to fake an accent and say that I'm from Somalia but that I watched a lot of American tv shows and movies between the gun battles outside my home.
>Get free money
>Wait for carnival season
>FICKI FICKI!

>>61027441
/thread

>>61027160
get my free gib me dats

>>61027441
kek'd

>>61027160
>If you woke up tomorrow as a nigger what would you do first?
Immediately seek medical attention for severe melanoma.

>>61027160
go to the bathroom and sheeeeeeeeiiiiiit

Quit my job and lives off duh man