Does this seem haram to you? Would you pull your kid out of

>>61008085
wtf is wrong with her face

>>61008085
The dog last name is adorable.

>>61008085
It would be if there were muslims

>>61008085
If I were muslim, sure.

>>61008085

How the fuck does a dog alert to celiac?

>>61008085
No because I'm not a Muslim

>>61008314
Lol this. Is the dog trained to eat all baked goods and drink all beer near her?

>>61008085

I BET THAT DOG DESRVES TO GRADUATE MORE THAN ANY OF THE FUCKING MONKEYS AND SPICS

>>61008085
No, that's kinda funny. I don't see the harm in it.

Why would having a life saving dog be a bad thing. I would have loved to have a dog bro chill with me all day when I was a kid.
>>61008314
by smelling whether gluten is present in the girls food I assume

>>61008581

Why doesn't she just bring non-gluten food for lunch? It's not like the Gluten Goblin is going to sneak up on her and cram shit down her throat.

>>61008085
I would love it if the burgers developed weaponized feral dogs to release into isis controlled territory

>>61008085
In my experience it is only Arabs that actually hate dogs.

Most Muslims are fine with then even though they are considered unclean. Just not allowed have them in holy places or touch them after they purify themselves to pray.
Know plenty of Muslims with pet dogs and know one that even works at the local pet shelter.

>>61008314
I was wondering that too.

>>61008085
Absolutely unacceptable, I would be fucking OUTRAGED to see kids dressed like WHORES like that.

>>61008085
dog is a qt
>10/10 would pet

>>61008768
>he hasn't seen the gluten goblin.
Bet you don't believe in the protein paladin.

>>61008768
Even some things like sunscreen contain gluten

I doubt the girl has celiac desu, and her parents are just overprotective and realized they could send her to school with a qt dog

>>61008768
I know that some allergies can be so severe that even mild exposure can be fatal.

My brother went to a boarding school and one of the students had such a severe peanut allergy that they completely banned all peanut containing products from the school grounds. Having a dog to warn the girl when gluten is nearby is a much better solution in my opinion.

wtf.

if someone with celiac disease eats gluten, they'll just get some bowel distress: constipation, diarrhea, gas, cramping, etc.

it's not a life or death situation. not like a peanut or bee sting allergy.

>>61008768
Schools are insane now. First no peanuts, then no latex, now no bread or pepper. Yes, no pepper.

I work as a cook for a food supplier and the list of do's and don'ts increases every year.

>>61008085
Dog probably has more days present than most of the niggers

[ ] Bring a bag lunch
[ ] Bring a fuckng dog

Choose one.

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>>61009056

I have seen the Protein Paladin, and his name is Scooby.

>>61009056
here we go again...every fucking day...

Oh well...

the Cardinal of Carbs

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>>61009209
10/10 post

Who the fuck cares about a dog?

Even if you don't find it cute or whimsical, why on Earth would you be offended off to pull your kid out of school? What kind of faggot parent would do that?

>>61008314
Dogs can detect all sorts of weird shit. You can also train them to detect seizures with epileptics.

>>61009145
They don't have anaphalactic shock. But it does kill parts of their intestine everytime they ingest some. With enough exposure, they will be incapable of absorbing any nutrients and will starve to death. It also causes calcium deposits in the brain that cause blindness. Its; far more serious than just "bowel distress" of a simple gluten allergy. Some cases have seizures when they ingest gluten - this happens to my brother. And kids are dicks. Some kids pelt him with cupcakes when some has a birthday, which causes him to break out in hives.

>>61008085

>a celiac alert dog

somebody needs to beat this kid's parents with a baseball bat, holy shit.

>>61008474
Ree reed morr murnies rore rem rograms
#sportsscolarshipformemphis
#institutionalspeciesism

>>61009624

Anyone with eyes can detect a seizure.

>>61008085
Memphis 4 Prom King

>WE WUZ REX

>>61008085
>that fucking dog
Top kek

>>61008085
And the dog was more respectful and less disruptive then the niggers in the class, guarantee it.

Muslims get butthurt about dogs, so it's a good thing.

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>>61009209
Underrated

>>61008144

Celiac can cause developmental issues if severe enough

>>61008144
Come on now, don't make fun of a little girl for her facial structure, she can't help that. She looks healthy at least and that dog looks bro tier.

>>61009121
My friend's roommate was severe celiac. Just the tiny particles of flour in the air after someone else cooked would make her ill for the rest of the day.

At my job, we had a contractor in for a day when someone was eating peanuts in the next room over. Just the dust from that a whole room away and the contractor had visible allergic symptoms (runny nose, red eyes) and had to leave.

The dog probably smells it in other people's food nearby to alert her to leave.

>>61009706
No, before they have a seizure.

>>61009706

What if they have a seizure when they're on their own? The dog is probably trained to alert humans if it happens.

>>61008085
What's wrong with having the dog there, OP? I'm sure the girl didn't demand that he have the dog's picture taken too, the photographer probably just thought it would be funny.

It's just a little girl and her service dog. Why does this trigger you enough to make a thread, OP? Why?

>>61009706
Tonic-Clonic seizures are easy to recognize, yes. There are a lot of other types of seizures that don't have as much of a visible presentation.

>>61009706
only some kinds of seizure are easily recognizable.
Not all seizures will have you thrashing around like a retard.

Only brownies hate/fear dogs.

>>61008144

Thats a dog yo.

>>61009706
>>61009897
http://www.servicedogcentral.org/content/node/491

>>61008085
>celiac disease
>alert dog

How ridiculous. This could only be USA.

The school should ensure that their food is suitable for the children. They know this kid can't tolerate gluten so separate food should be made for her, or she should bring in her own food.

Instead she has to bring in a dog.

Lol

>>61009056
>>61009374

Sir Fiber The Foremost

>>61008085

I bet the school was a happier place having the dog around.

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>tfw I have Celiac disease and never got a gluten seeking dog
>all I get is pain and overpriced food
Lucky kid. ;_;

The gluten free food economy is run by jews though. $6 for a loaf of bread is hard to justify. I expected the food prices to go down overtime, but after 7 years of this, they stay the same. You just get more to pick from.

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>>61008085
OP is a faggot

>>61008085
Wonderful doggo

Terrible mudslime OP

>>61010173
Lol, sorry we don't serve Halal in our cafeterias, Grahame.

>>61008314
this. it can just smell gluten?

>>61010173
see
>>61009872

>has to bring a dog to school
>because the US kike government doesn't want nutritional information printed on food labels

>>61010007

Underrated million folded post

>>61010421
>airborne gluten

Fuck, get me outta here, Memphis!

Kid has an allergy. Kid is too young to explain gluten properly. Dog can prevent kid from accidently eating the thing that she's deadly allergic to. Kid's schools have a lot of events where food is shared - ice cream parties, birthdays, snacks. Lots of exposure. How alienated does the kid already feel? Kids will risk death to fit in. The dog prevents her from eating shit she can't, gives her a friend who won't ridicule her for having a problem and probably makes the other kids more friendly towards her because they want to play with her dog.

That's cute as fuck

>>61008085
Nope this is pretty cool in my book.

>>61010587
It's a gluten-hunting dog, not a pet.

>>61008085
Fuckin lost

>>61008085
INSHALLAH! SHE IS WIFE MATERIAL WHERE YOU FIND DIS HOT SHAWARMA MY FREIND?

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>>61010695

>>61008474
Pathetic.

>>61009056
>>61009374
>>61010199

Not to mention the ever-present band of rapscallions accosting the majority of our great nation;

I speak of course of the Lipid Lowlifes

>>61010802
Id is Ceked

I shall take this as my name

>ITT: people talking shit about stuff they know nothing about.
classic /pol/ <3

>>61010794
Any local kennel should be able to supply you with wives.

>>61008085

A service, military, and law enforcement dogs are based

I'm serious

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>>61010007
kek

>>61008314
'Therapy animal' permits are abused all the time. I work in a theater and had to let a guy in with a fucking parrot because of this shit. He had all the paperwork, and we would have been sued for ADA compliance if we refused.

>>61009849
Again, only ever seen arabs get butthurt about dogs.

Most non-arab Muslims are fine with dogs. At least from what I have seen.

>>61010007
Goddammit you honorary aryan

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Ok, let's make a deal... children and adults alike. If you have a genetic condition that requires you to have a special snowflake animal, you can have it but you lose the right to ever have children. You're an evolutionary mistake, a dead end. We'll keep you alive until old age or you do something stupid on your own but you don't get to pollute the gene pool with your special little condition.

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>>61011323
>emotional support turkey
Explain yourselves.

>>61008581
>Celiac's

>Life-threatening in any way

>>61008085
Of course not. Don't be fucking retarded. White people and dogs go hand in hand like niggers and crime.

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>>61008085

>celiac disease
>alert dog
>joint yearbook photo

>maybe North America doesn't deserve to exist after all

>>61011323
Because someone will say "fake"...

http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2016/01/14/turkey-ruffles-feathers-about-emotional-support-animals-on-flights/

>"When I saw that turkey on Twitter, I thought here we go," he said. "Some people are going to very annoyed that they paid several hundred dollars to fly with a turkey."

>It's likely airline executives feel the same way. But airlines face fines as high as $150,000 for refusing requests for legitimate support animals, and as those requests increase, so does the threat of a lawsuit.

>According to Bunn, until the Department of Transportation changes guidelines, there's only one solution.

>"The airlines and everyone on board will have to live with it,"says Bunn.

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>>61008085

Thats cool

Reminds me of Mr Gibbs

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2114840/How-Mr-Gibbs-dog-keeps-keeps-Alida-Knobloch-3-alive-strapping-oxygen-tank-back.html

>>61011444
It probably mauls those that threaten your emotional state.

>>61009697
I keked

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>>61011444
The only explanation possible Mr. Trips... snowflakes gonna snowflake.

>>61010007
toppest of keks

If my kid was allergic to dogs, I actually would move my kid to another school rather then raise a stink over some little girl who is so fucked up that they need an alert dog to help keep them from dying, or test her food or whatever the fuck that's about.
If no allergy, then no big deal. I went to a rural school that had a whole mess of cats living on the property. They were not nice cats, but they were educational.

As for something being Haram, I literally raise pigs for extra cash. Not all of them live to sale.

My property is protected by piggy poltergeists.

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>>61011464

Muh gluten intolerance!

Seriously, there are about 20 people in the country whose existence is actually threatened by gluten. The rest are just lazy fucks who want to blame wheat for why they're so fucking fat and gross. Gluten intolerance shit fits the typical Amerifat like a fucking glove.

wow, you cat loving faggots

what's wrong with having a cool ass dog get into a yearbook?

>>61011913
>what's wrong with having a cool ass dog get into a yearbook?

Fuck off, socialist scum! That dog didn't even take one fucking exam all goddamned year, didn't finish one solitary project, and has no mastery of the English language. Fuck a yearbook photo, you gotta earn that shit!

>>61011842
>Seriously, there are about 20 people in the country whose existence is actually threatened by gluten.

Try again retard.

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>>61011913
>Implying an emotional support llama isn't superior.

>>61009050
>this

fuking mudslimes don't like dogs

>>61010007
I don't get it

>>61012054

That llama is high as shit.

>>61010802
Kek/10

>>61008768
For some people, even crumbs from bread can be enough to cause damage.

>>61012049

No, I'm fucking right on this.

I watched a friend take a gluten intolerance test once. It involved a naturopathic specialist who put his hands on top of hers and said "Say the words, 'I like like gluten', and if your hands fall when I apply pressure, that means you have an intolerance".

kekekekekekekekekek, when's the last time ANY of us have heard of someone actually being hospitalized or killed by accidentally eating gluten?

Maybe some faggot with a deficient system somewhere who is shit-tier humanity has such an actual thing, but normal people, nah, we can eat balls of dough and laugh it off. Must suck to be one of those 20 who actually suffer from such a rare ailment and not be one of the usual lazy fucks who uses it as an excuse for why the world needs to cater to their make-believe syndrome.

>>61009872

This. It can be hard for people to understand how sensitive some allergies can be unless they've got them. I've got a peanut allergy, and one time I had a severe reaction after I (unknowingly) drunk from someone's glass after they had been eating peanuts.

>>61008085
Muslims hate dogs because they successfully integrated into civilized society.

>>61012303
Then tell me, why doesn't every kid with ANY food allergy have a fucking alert dog with them at all times for those who have some really serious shit?

Oh, that's right, muh bread is gonna kill you.

>>61010007
Sasuga

>>61012377
i never understood where this meme came from.

>>61012377
forty keks

>>61008085
im muslim but no, dogs are brotier

>>61011842
Fuck off you fat piece of burger shit. Gluten intolerance is real

>>61012370

At least you've got something real. Sucks, because peanuts are the shit, but I can understand your problem unlike the billion people who all decided that they're allergic to gluten all at once, even though they ate it for 20-40 years prior with no ill effects.

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>>61008085
If Muslims do pull their kids out because of the dog then that dog deserves a freaking medal.

>>61011444
My emotional support Japanese bird cooks spaghetti.

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>>61012630
GLUTEN DUDE
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>>61008581

>be me
>toss a hot dog on lawn because nauseous
>it snows
>ice rains, freezes
>two months later, dog comes out to pee
>sniffs the ice, digs out hot dog

fucking based dog senses

>>61008085
Nah, it's cute. Dogs are nice, and it was always nice seeing the service dogs when I was in school.

>>61008085
absolutely not

thats fucking cute

anyone who doesn't like dogs should kill themselves

>>61009288
>Be Asian
>Bring Dog
>Get 2 for 1>>61009288
>>61009288

>>61010577
No seriously though.
CRUMBS are enough.
Allergies vary in how sensitive. Some people can't be in the same room as the thing they're allergic too.

>>61008085
>haram

Fucking mudslime cancer kill yourself goat fucking faggot

>>61009121
Eugenics would be a better idea.

>>61012777
Suicide require some kind of consciousness, subhumans won't do it.
We need to suicide them ourselves.

>naturopathic specialist
Yeah, ok
I've got an aunt with Celiac's, she was diagnosed through blood tests and a colonoscopy

And it's less of a "Oh god I'm going to die thing" and more that it makes people suffering from it feel shitty all the time, and one of the big problems is because eating too much gluten doesn't just mean they feel sick for a little while, it means they're looking at 1-2 months for it to work its way out of their system. It's more of a pain in the ass than anything, I won't lie though, gluten-free brownies are some good shit

>>61012101
Fucking juan.

Any other celiacfags here?

This bitch's parents are fucking nuts

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>>61010007

>>61011842
There's a difference between an intolerance and a autoimmune disease. An intolerance won't tear apart your lower intestine. When it is legitimate celiac disease, it feels like you've been shot in the stomach while your whole body turns against you. I end up vomiting and shitting myself until I pass out if I ingest any. The pain stays with you for a day or so after and you don't feel right for a while.

I wish fad dieters didn't give people this mentality.

>>61008314
>>61008920

Dogs can smell if food has gluten.

>>61013017
Shit, meant to quote >>61012355

>>61008085
cute

>tfw the dog will die some day and the little girl well be heart broken

why am i so pessimistic /pol/?

>>61011190
the ADA is pretty vague, it doesnt specify any species and doesnt say you actually need to have a diagnosed disease or the animal needs any training.

How the fuck does your last name end up being Buckminster?

>>61013077

physician here

no, they're not; i.e., snowball effect over decades

sorry you're afflicted

"Adults with celiac disease have a several-fold higher than normal risk of developing lymphomas (cancers of the lymph glands) in the small intestine and elsewhere, especially in the first year after diagnosis. They also have a high risk of small intestinal and, to a lesser degree, of esophageal carcinomas (cancers of the inner lining of the intestine and esophagus)."

>>61008314
>celia
its probably if she passes out, you dummies

>>61013294

>dogs die

Those of us who love dogs realize that we will have an average of 8 best friends over our lives.

Every dog is unique, but they all fill the same need.

>>61013294
Experience.

>>61013077
Hi, anon. Let's go eat our dry bread and discuss hitler.

>>61008085
Helper dogs are based. The more recognition the better.

>>61011190
>permits
The ADA prohibits requiring licenses or permits for service animals. I don't know what a 'therapy animal permit' is, never heard of it.

>>61008085
The dog is probably more smart than 2/3 of the school, can't blame them.

>>61012495
Are you fucking retarded?
I said for some people, as in there are rarer cases of people who are ultra sensitive.
Are you seriously this ignorant?
This goes for tons of allergies, it varies per person moron.
Some people could just get a sniffle, others wind up in the hospital from just slight contact.
That's why every restaurant is obligated to mention if a food has anything that can cause an allergic reaction, no matter how rare. People have died over little things like this.

>>61008085
>Does this seem haram to you?
If I was a shitskin then yeah it would be haram. But because I am a fucking human I consider the dog a great addition

>Would you pull your kid out of school if this happened at his or her school?
No and have dealt with service dogs. They are fucking good trained animals that never cause shit.

>>61008314
Prevents the owner from eating gluten or get in contact with it since they are trained to smell that shit out.

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>>61011444
>emotionally crippled numales, betas, cat ladies and psychos really like their pets
>sorry you can't bring your pet in here
>hmmmmm
>MAYBE IF I PUT UP A BIG TANTRUM SO LOUD IT BECOMES A MOVEMENT??

>>61008314
Dogs can fucking smell cancer.

>>61012048
did you not read his thesis on squirrels outside the window?

enlightening to say the least

>>61009288
I pick bring the dog

Wouldn't a dog be bored as fuck having to sit around classrooms all day? This sounds like animal cruelty.

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>>61012054

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>>61010007

>>61014037

Service animals are trained from birth to do that. They're used to it.

>>61013882
Celiac disease isn't an allergy you moron. It's an immuno-disease. Mofucking body thinks gluten is a virus, fucking retarded body.
>I have celiac disease

>>61008085
>alert dog for celiac disease


why?

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>>61009288
Dog. Much rather not eat lunch when I can bring my Bull Mastiff to class and around campus showing Muzzies the meaning of terror.

>>61010007
Is it the same jap that always makes top tier posts or are japs just naturally good at image boards.

>>61014250

Well they invented them.

>>61008144

Looks a little sick actually. How completely fucking expected...

>>61014167
If I train my dog from birth to be a dog fighting dog, he'd be used to it but it's animal cruelty.

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>>61008581
>Girl in dinner hall
>Lunch lady serving her food
>dog smells gluten
>Viciously mauls lunch lady
>Kid eats her gluten free lunch
>Big sheboon lunch lady gets stitches and dismissal from her job for trying to give allergic kid gluten
>Joins black lives matter movement
>Gets arrested while protesting
>Accidentally dies while held in cell overnight

>One less sheboon in the world

pic related

>>61008920
Wrong. muslims despise anyone who keeps them as pets. You can only have them to help on the farm or guard. If you bring them inside they must be killed and the home is unclean

Learn your enemy.

>>61014178
And what the fuck do you think an allergy is?
"A condition in which the immune system reacts abnormally to a foreign substance."

You are the biggest fucking moron on earth right now.

Even if it isn't specifically an allergy, intensity still fucking varies per person.

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>>61010007
God fucking dammit

>>61012748

Were you on the dev team for South Park?

>>61014437
Nobody is hurting them. Unlike you would if they stepped inside your mosque

>>61014437

Sitting in a classroom, probably getting lots of pets, is not the same as fighting to the death.

>>61014191
Apparently the dog sniffs food for gluten. For celiac-suffers (unlike special snowflakes) gluten is a real problem.

>>61014437

>Johnny Depp takes 2 little dogs to australia
>no one getting harmed
>some fucktard minister pokes his nose in and they threaten to execute the dogs because apparently it's against some quarantine rule
>country filled with abbos and 50kg spiders but you worried about a couple of corgis ok.jpeg
>Depp gets them flew back to california
>aussies dont let it drop, trying to prosecute his wife criminally

What the fuck Australia? What's your problem with dogs?

>>61015113

You need to learn to read flags UK.

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>>61008085
I'm not a fucking Muslim, so why would it be haram? Nice try Ahmed.

Everyone should bring dogs to school. Dogs are great.

>>61014210
Any idea if the crow story is remotely true? (I want to believe)

>>61009121
>I know that some allergies can be so severe that even mild exposure can be fatal.

Le ebin bald kek man was right
If touching a peanut kills you... maybe you were meant to die.

I have celiac disease but all my dog does is sit on his ass

>>61015195
oh fuck you're right he was a new zealander. Well my post still stands to any australians reading.

>>61008085
>alert dog
the fuck
Just bring packed food from your house

>>61008085
fuck off you shit eating sand nigger. i cant wait for open season on you ugly inbred goatfucking camelfaced dune coons.

>>61014178

>>Celiac disease isn't an allergy you moron. It's an immuno-disease

hey, anon

you really need to inform yourself better so as to not make self-contradictory statements

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>>61013183
have you ever felt the feels of pic related?

>>61015113

hi chav

>>61011842
Gluten intolerance is gluten intolerance, it's pretty much a non-condition.

Celiac is pretty severe, however it doesn't warrant an alert dog, just 5 minutes of teaching the kid to read labels and ask any cooks what they put in their damn food.

>>61015569
Yeah, his description is a bit off, Celiac is not the body overreacting to a non-toxic chemical and using a typical immune response to reject it, it's the body noticing that gluten is there and then attacking everything in the area, in this case, damaging cells in the upper bowel, causing swelling, perforation and malabsorbtion of certain nutrients, generaly leading to celiacs being thin, sad and with poor bone structure.

>mfw I could eat 8-10 large pizzas a week alongside normal meals and excessive snacking and still stay underweight, that is, before I got a diagnosis and found out I was significantly shortening my lifespan.

Hence auto-immune.

>>61015933
Can you imagine the complexes a kid could get from having to ask the lunch lady what's in the food every day, in front of other kids? Would become a social recluse.

A dog is much cooler.

>>61008437
underrated post maplefag

>>61008474
#doglivesmatter

>>61016717
Dogs are more visible, more strange and more prone to abuse, anyone with a food intolerance, allergy or celiac would likely be either asking what's in the food or bringing in packed food.

Although yeah, dogs are fucking cool.

>>61015582
I feel like that all the time and hate the correlation. I'm glad it's dying down.

Usually the people that see it as a fad are people trying to be trendy or fat fad dieters. I've had fat family members try the diet and all I can do is cringe. They think one piece of gluten free cake allows them to eat five more pieces of regular cake.

>>61015354
>Bong upset Australians are following the law

Make up your mind cunt!

>>61015518

why did i chuckle at this response

/pol you lighten my day

>>61015582
Fucking
More that all of the GF shit costs a ton because 'lolfashion!"

>>61017242
*shovels bacon into mouth*

IT'S OKAY BRAH IT'S LOW CARB

*breathes heavily*

>>61011190
Was it a seeing eye parrot? Did the guy have an eye patch or a peg leg?

>>61008437
I wonder, could *I* get that job?

>>61011190
perfect - i'm sure that in the dark nobody would claim to witness whoever wrung the neck of the bird squawking its way through the movie.

God. Ugly kids like this make me never want kids. How do you parade that thing around and pretend to be proud.

>>61018255
ask your mom

>>61011764
Dogs truly are man's best friend.

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>>61008085
>>61010269
>>61011764
>>61012630
>>61012049
>>61013077
Weak and sickly bitches.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHsTW-z-VSI

EUGENICS NOW

>>61011323
This.

>>61008085
At first I didn't see the problem. I assumed celiac disease was something serious because I've never fucking heard of it. I thought it was cute that they let the dog be in the yearbook.

But then I googled celiac disease.

Why the fuck do you need a service dog for a gluten allergy?

>>61015113
Fuck celebrities. Anything that hurts them is justified.

>>61011190
>bring parrot to see TDKR
>it baneposts constantly

Bwak, big guy, big guy!

>>61018748
Dogs are able to detect early signs of an allergic reaction and are trained to alert others if it happens. The dog could also be trained to detect foods with gluten so the girl can avoid being near them.

>>61008578
>dude weed lmao

>>61019361
>a fucking leaf

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>>61018739
why don't you tell that to this guy who plays in the NFL and has celiac disease.

>>61008085
Look at that dog's face. That's a fucking noble animal. That dog has more of a soul than a lot of degenerates on this earth.

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>>61012054
heh

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>>61022291
I genuinely believe wolves and dogs have fundamentally nobler instincts than primates, and any advantage humans have is simply from raw intelligence.

>>61014525
Wrong, only some "tribes" of muslims despise dogs.

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>>61008085
Go back to hell, you evil motherfucker.

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>>61021041
>Muh NFL
American football (Also known as ''Bum-driller rugby'') is for brain-damaged and homosexual Negroes.

The entire sport is a joke, and is only kept alive because of advertising and the massive revenue the Juden get from it.

Prove me wrong.

>>61008085
literally dont see a problem with this.

>>61023623
I think you might be right.

>>61023552
this meme is too spicy for me to save but I will e-mail it to some friends

>>61008474
This is true. /pol/ is full of shills tonight. not surprising considering it's debate time.

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>>61023623
Dogs are the best.

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>>61012054
I have an emotional support alpaca

>>61015279
The last bit about them walking into McDonalds was probably a lie to make the story more fun, but there is a lot of truth in crows being extremely intelligent and capable of face recognition, even having the ability to pass the information they've gathered regarding their interactions with humans down to their offspring. So I believe that his story is plausible, especially considering that he "trained" the birds for several weeks before this divide became apparent.

Watch some documentaries on them

>>61008314
it can smell when shes about to have a wicked diarrhea

>>61025346
Reminder that the concept of the "alpha male" among wolves is based on behavior in captivity, in the wild the alpha is simply the father. Wolves are better at monogamy than a species known for extreme lengths taken to enforce it, no wonder Muslims hate them.

>>61008085
As a celiac, how the fuck can I teach my dog to do this?

>>61008085

That dog is probably smarter than half the class. Dont see why not.

>>61026338
>is simply the father

That's not true at all. Wolf packs are far more complicated than you are making them.

>>61008085
>Kaleigh
what a weird name for a dog, also what race have that ugly face?

>>61008085
shit wish there were more cute and fun dogs at school desu senpai

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>>61026004
Burd pls.

>>61026402
Is your dog a Golden or Labrador Retriever?

Otherwise, don't even bother.

>>61008085
>Would you pull your kid out of school if this happened at his or her school?

Muslim detected.

>>61012355
>when's the last time ANY of us have heard of someone actually being hospitalized or killed by accidentally eating gluten?

i know a girl who was hospitalized for eating gluten.

she was shitting blood for a few days

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>>61008085
That's adorable senpai

>>61018748

>Be me at lunch
>It's pizza day
>Dog smells gluten
>Dog sees me about to take a bite of gluten-flavored pizza
>Dog barks like crazy
>I don't eat the pizza

>>61008085
I'd put that ugly ass girl down but keep the dog

>>61008085
Cute.

>>61011190

What's even better are the nonprofits that go around testing to see if you know this and if you fuck up they sue you to "recoup the cost of the training visit" which naturally costs like $500 an hour.

Happened to my firm

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>>61008085
That kid has got some chin on her.

>>61015113
>Quarantine doesn't matter
>Borders don't matter
>sees flag

Oh

>>61027232

>she was shitting blood for a few days

How the fuck would you even know this

>>61027232
>she was shitting blood for a few days

That's call menstruating...

>>61015933
Nope, gluten is used a preservative in most processed foods. It never says gluten on the label. It says something like 'modified food starch'. Now that could be corn starch that is gluten free or it could be wheat starch which is not gluten free. I would err on the side of caution and avoid that product.

I was diagnosed celiac on sept 10, 2001 (easy to remember). It is still a daily struggle to make sure I don't get sick.

>>61012355
>Naturopathic
Holy shit, which backwards country was this in? fucking Zambia?

The tests for celiac are both qualitative and quantitative, the blood test shows how much improperly processed gluten is about and the intestinal biopsy shows the autoimmune reaction when the samples are tested under a microscope, nothing make-believe about celiac.

Gluten intolerance though, that one's anyone's guess.

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>>61013511
>dry bread
nigger you need to try this stuff.

>>61028803
Ah, in Britain it's a legal requirement to list all such allergens as what they are, in big bold letters on a label and in a separate allergens list.
Being a celiac in Scotland is less of a struggle.

>Also diagnosed, recent though, kind of missing muh cheap, junky delicious and widely available gluten filled foods.

>Also, same poster as the one you replied to, different computer.

>Captcha: Select all images with bread
>Triggered

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>>61026999
Yup trips.
Next step?

>>61029415
Do yourself a favor and look for Schar Artisan Bread or Three Bakers White. It's the best after eating Udis for years. Udis is okay, but I got tired of getting a leaf with holes in it.

>>61029813
>in big bold letters on a label
In the US the FDA passed a new law about a year ago requiring food makers to list 'potential allergens' on the label. Labels nowadays say 'Contains: Wheat, etc, etc.' at the bottom of the label. Much easier than it used to be.

The problem for me is eating out. The risk for cross contamination is real (I'm really sensitive). I ended up sick probably 90% of the time I ate out... so I don't eat out anymore.

>>61030561
will do
thanks.

>>61008085
As someone who actually has celiac disease, fuck this shit. Helicopter mom's thinking a dog can help with a fucking auto immune disorder is absolutely retarded.

>>61008085
I'm extremely allergic to dogs, so I would have been pretty angry if my school had a dog in the fucking class rooms. I mean, I stop breathing around dogs.

Cute picture though. If I didn't have asthma, I wouldn't care.

>>61015113

what is cane toads

>>61030867
Ahh, I know this feel to an extent, only option is to research online with celiac communities, no info frequently means no-go.
The struggle.

>>61011444
I'm pretty sure that's a technical support parakeet.

>>61031667
the dog smells gluten

>>61027679
are you fucking serious? this shouldn't be legal

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>>61011323

I'm sure plenty of people were squawking about that...

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>>61008437
I just laughed for like 5 minutes thinking about what a train wreck that dog would be by the end of the day.

>>61012370
I am allergic to poultry.

I call bullshit on people who think that allergens are like radiation or some shit that just infuse themselves into the surfaces they touch. You consumed a small trace of peanut residue, had the glass been cleaned there would have been no problem.

Likewise people who react to say 'the smell of peanuts' are not having an allergic reaction but a psychosomatic reaction.

>>61008085
>celiac disease

I have that shit and was fine in school. Just don't eat any fucking baked goods or school lunches.

They have dogs for that? Kids must be really hopeless nowadays.

>>61012623
Fuck off you

Seriously end yourself my man, you're no good.

>>61032355
Similar to the north american camel toad.

>>61008085
She'll grow up and spread celiac inferiority onto the next generation

Should have just genocided her here

>>61014525
nigga my landlord has a puppy in the office, some muslims came in and were all over it

>an alert dog
>For celiac disease

America...

None of you degenerates can spell coeliac disease

>>61035306
I'm pretty sure she'll never get laid with that shoehorn of a chin.

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>this thread

I'd throw you all into the oven along with the jews and muslims

>>61035975

it can be spelled either way Nigel

celiac is the common way in the USA

>>61036231
Why?

Some girl's just aren't bangable

>>61008085
epic shitposting ahmed

>>61010587
>makes the other kids more friendly towards her because they want to play with her dog.

Fucking this. It doesn't matter if it's not supposed to be treated like a pet, kids don't care. Having an animal with you, no matter what kind, will make you everyone's best friend at this age.

>>61011190
In what country is it safe to bring parrots into theaters? Wouldn't the falcons attack and consume them?

>>61036231
The Jews would be bitching about the Muslims taking up all their space in the ovens.

>>61009646
That's fucking awful anon.

>>61030015
Give er a nice pat for me

>>61012648
That's the thing. Gluten Free isn't Celiac. My ex-girlfriend had Celiac. It's a rare, legit disorder than got muddled because a bunch of diet trend faggots decided it was giving them problems when it wasn't doing anything to them at all since they didn't have Celiac disease.

Fad diet faggots =/= People with actual Celiac disease

>>61010007
baka

>>61033130

It's okay though, they also offer training sessions for your employees for roughly $2,000 a session or some shit.

It's pretty bullshit.

>>61014037
I worked at a kennel when i was 16 cleaning the cages and the runs, there were quite a few police dogs that stayed there pretty often. Those dogs were the only ones in that whole kennel that wouldn't bark or jump or get wild when i took them out to clean the cages. I mean shit German Shepards are bred as service dogs, so much so that when they aren't trained from birth they get unruly as hell when they grow up. It's like some ingrained need/desire to serve and have structure and order in their lives. When they don't get that, they become a nervous wreck.

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>>61008085
that doge looks so nice

>>61008085
dogs are funny

>>61008437
"They pay me chikin nugguts to b alert doge. God bless America."

>>61009288
Dog. Dogs are great.

>>61009646

That wouldn't be funny at all but why can't I stop laughing at the thought of some kid pelted with fucking cupcakes.

people with true celiac disease should be left to die of natural causes

>>61008437
Oh god, I'm in literal tears.

>>61008085

I would apply to go to that school. Memphis looks like a total bro. 10/10 would chase cats with.

"Haram" - Fuck off hajji - dogs are mans best friend.

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>dog vows to protect sick little girl
>dog is honored for it by school and is remembered for posterity
>dog is given family name

MAN'S.
BEST.
FRIEND.

>>61038652
:(

>>61008085
No, there was a retarded girl that had seizures who had a help dog with her at my elementary school.
Her dog was also put in the yearbook.

>>61015113
>fail to quarantine dog
>dog takes a shit, turns out it had some North American-only parasite
>sudden doggy doo doo explosion down under when it infects everything

filthy Brit

>>61008085
TOP DOG!

>>61014449
>lunch lady fears precisely this
>gets an emotional support bear
>it is trained to maul gluten-detecting dogs
>other kids' parents get their kids emotional support animal detecting support animals
>in days the school is filled with lions, whole murders of ravens, Bullmastiffs, bison, more bears, elephants and an ewe
>someone fuck up one thing
>we Tokyo Jungle now