>The Islamic State, also known as ISIS or Daesh, has anno

YES!!!!!

>>60991123
TAKBIIIIRRR!

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>no source
NO SOURCE
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>>60991123
FICKI FICKI

>>60991595

Maybe you can go over there and snap a pic?

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>>60991123
pls be real

>>60991595

Be quiet ISIS

>>60991734
Kek

>>60991595
its from 20 years in the future

trying to find sauce.

magnus ranstorp is definitely an expert, he's always on the news.

well it's their culture after all so i see no problem here. t. left

nope, nothing.

troll

>>60991123
It's snowy af right now in Sweden, yet this pic looks like it's from a 3rd world desert shithole.

fake & gay

Who cares if it's fake? It's funny af

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Americuck learn to put a more realistic shitpost about Sweden next time.

Maybe like, "70% of women in Sweden are in a interracial relationship" you know that will get people biting

>>60992176
This. Pic is from ME.

>>60991123
jesus christ
it's happening and it's scary

>>60992373
Islamic state opening a branch in Sweden is pretty believable. If things continue the way the are, I expect it to happen well within our life time. Possibly in the next 10 years.

Doesn't have to be exactly ISIS. Just like AQ was the major terror brand in the recent past. Just an evolution of a similar islamic organizations.

Though possibly France or Germany would beat you to it.

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>>60991123
The song of their people..

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>>60991123
sweden YES

>>60992566
>he thinks the situation will still be the same in 10 years

>>60991595
We don't need a source. We know in out hearts it is true.

Your people are dead.

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>>60991123
>creation of a new province based in Sweden, called Wilayat al-Suwaid
>black flag flying over a local police station

>>60991123
Knowing Sweden, I instantly believe this.

Atheist paradise my ass.

>>60991123
>sweden is literally a caliphate
we need to stop memeing guys, these powers must be used for good

>>60992017
>20 years
Are you expecting some resistance? I wake up thinking this news will come each morning.

>>60993095
knowing russia, you guys believe everything

this is nice trole by OP, of course you cucks believe anything you hear about sweden

>>60992957

its funny because the probability that theres a fatal shooting right now in your neighborhood is about 60%

kek

>But there are no no-go zones in Europe!

Ha

>>60993095
>>60993316
>russia

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>>60992783
In 10 years,
>All shitskins will leave ME, and colonize Europe in a bloody struggle
>The Zionists will reoccupy the empty land, fulfilling their prophecy
>The only 'Aryan' blondes left on this planet will ironically be jewish citizens of greater israel

Yes, I do think this is a possibility

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OP here, I'll come clean, it's a ruse. But fear not! I have a good Sweden-ISIS story that's not a ruse.

Swedish citizens across the nation have been getting letters printed on Arabic-stamped stationary in the mail that warn all Swedes to prepare themselves to either convert, pay jizya, or be beheaded, signed by your friendly local ISIS sleeper cell.

>The police will not prevent you from being murdered. (Death comes to you all.)

https://arabic.rt.com/news/803731-%D8%A3%D8%B9%D9%84%D9%86-%D8%A5%D8%B3%D9%84%D8%A7%D9%85%D9%83-%D8%A3%D9%88-%D9%8A%D9%82%D8%B7%D8%B9-%D8%B1%D8%A3%D8%B3%D9%83/

English - http://www.algemeiner.com/2015/12/17/swedish-citizens-receive-threatening-isis-style-messages-to-convert-or-die/#

:^]

Wilayat al-Suwaid: soon.

>>60991123
Maybe because I'm from where I'm from, NYC, but I cannot fathom of anywhere being a "no-go" zone for police because the threat of violence. The police are the biggest gang in the streets with the resources to match.

"No-go" zones. What the actual fuck man?

>>60993969
They exist in the US also

A lot of countries have them, but it's alleged that there are 55 in Sweden and they're all Muslim immigrant ghettos

Swedish police have admitted their existence

>>60991123
Don't even fucking joke, I picked my phone up to contact a guy I know for a cheap safety measure because I suddenly felt a rush of bloodlust, pants-shitting terror and frustration over the fact that sweden is fucking over skåne more than ever.

>cheap safety measure rimes with "ehligal minenilleemeter"

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>>60993316
>knowing russia
>Russia

>>60993413
A country smart enough to tell between Russia and other countries would be smart enough not to invade itself with whatever enemy it can find.
So... yeah, it seems no wonder Sweden can't tell shit.

>>60991595
You made me laugh hard. Thanks!

>>60994552
yeah whatever, most of the people here probably googled your country. you think youre relevant at all you little shit? we pay your roads and schools via EU you post-soviet shithole

>>60994257
theyre not no go zones, theyre areas of special focus and thus more "go zone". but of course you dumbass dont know a shit about Sweden

>>60991595
>>60992373
>>60992783
>>60993316
>>60994676
>>60994738
ITT: WE SPOT THE MUSLIM

>>60994944
so what if im muslim kek

proud swedish somali bro

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>>60995066
>proud swedish somali bro

>>60994738

bullshit

http://fof.se/tidning/2015/5/artikel/darfor-okar-de-kriminella-gangens-makt

>>60992570
>shlomo cohen

Top lel

>>60991123
That is not sweden.

Currently there is snow in sweden, and there is also no powerlines in the cities

>>60995066
Don't worry, you'll get yours in due time. The cleansing is coming, and though your government will try to stop it, the fire will reach you and everyone you love.

>>60995820
yes continue eating kebabs of norrebrö bro and diss muslims on 4chan ;DD

>>60991123
FUCK ISIS!

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>>60993095
Hello, fellow russian!

>>60995898
It's not a diss, it's an inevitability. And why the fuck would I get my kebab from some filthy degenerate down the streets when I can get locally bred, organic kebab (something you muslims are too idiotic to know how to make) at several farms nearby?

The life of luxury you have been granted, will not have been sufficient preparation for what's coming.

>>60994676
>you think youre relevant
Being relevant doesn't make you a good country. And another country being hard to live in doesn't make ethnic Swedes any more extant.

>>60994676
>we pay your roads and schools via EU you post-soviet shithole
No, you don't. Germany pays for everything that matters. You pay Muslims' welfare so they have more time to plan how to hunt down the remaining Swedes.
Ever tried not to commit genocide?

>>60996136
why so butthurt? i know your economy is going so shit these years, but no need to be jealous at sweden brah. your organic kebab is too expensive for your out-taxed ass to buy anyways

what are you smoking anyways? whats coming?

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Holy fucking kek, Sweden actually being taken over by ISIS

HAHAHAHA

>>60996347

>you pay Muslims' welfare so they have more time to plan how to hunt down the remaining Swedes.

you would sell all whats remaining from your granddads pig farm and move to sweden to live if youve just seen how awesome it is here, just admit it

>>60994738
>theyre not no go zones, theyre areas of special focus and thus more "go zone"
>>60994944
>ITT: WE SPOT THE MUSLIM
Spot the Muslim indeed. Denying "no go zones"? Like a Swedish police officer can just twerk into Rosengaard in Malmö all on his own and correct any misconduct.

>>60995066
>proud swedish somali
I expected too much thinking there's still ethnic Swedes alive in Sweden.

>>60996653
>you would sell all whats remaining from your granddads pig farm and move to sweden to live if youve just seen how awesome it is here, just admit it
Actually, I moved to Slovenia FROM Sweden.

>>60995066
>Somali
I swear to god, the best thing one can do in Sweden is purge Rinkeby
That'd fix like 80% of all the problems

>>60995066
Why is your country so shit bruh?

>>60996820
didnt get into medical school huh? tfw godtier ki T5 ;)

>>60996653
>>awesome
>>feminist multicultural shithole
you just confirmed for faggot

>>60996895
>didnt get into medical school huh? tfw godtier ki T5 ;)
Unlike Somalis, Swedes need to actually be good at stuff and work to get a job. You wouldn't understand, because contributing to society isn't your thing,

>>60997009
see? you didnt get in thats why youd had to resort to some shitty ass slavic university to pay your ass broke to study medicine and come here overdebted

meanwhile i study in sweden and all it costs me is 0 SEK ;) enjoy learning slovakian or getting your ass kicked out

>>60991123

That tune is BANGIN'

>>60992017
That's a weird way to spell weeks.

>>60996496
Again, I'm just pointing out the facts. And what the fuck do I have to be jealous of? That my sisters aren't being raped by shitskins? Great! And no, it really isn't expensive considering my government is smart enough to remove taxes on shit that's actually healthy and good for you, and when you buy it directly from the farm, it's even cheaper. Again, you wouldn't know considering your shit genes don't work all that well with information that isn't about violence and other forms of stimulants.

And I'm smoking some damn good weed my friend, and I get it from what you'd refer to as "the underground", which, incidentally, is also why I feel pretty secure in my part of the world, since I know there's a lot of bad people preparing something spectacular.

>>60997353
ah a typical nordic euphoric basement dweller, good. go complain about niggers of copenhagen on flashback and vote df

>>60991734

>0 SEK
I guess paying for rent and books is non-existant for welfare queens
>Overdebted
tbqh familia, that was the funniest part of your post
But you gotta step up your shitposting game, you're barely Kiwi-tier, you'll never beat Australia at this rate

>>60997620
At the very least answer me this; Is it a muslim, swedish or just a degenerate thing to answer arguments with outdated memes?

That fancy education you were bragging about sure looks like it's paying off. It's almost like a college degree would help you become mature enough to defend yourself.

Hard to believe tbqh.

There has to be men of honor in the swedish army, right? They won't let this happens, right?

>>60997867
yeahh brah am halfway of graduatin as a medical doctor

youre playing the intelligent white man here and me the dumb nigger, and you love it, so we go with that ok?

>>60997796
I was talking about tuition

>>60997159

There's a lot more where that came from

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vytntw_d62k

>>60997150
>enjoy learning slovakian
I can see why YOU think it's hard to survive in Slovenia.

>>60998244
same shithole, different name

It's true, guys. I used to live there until I was forced to flee. Don't listen to all those other Swedes, they are ISIS misinformants.

>>60998132
Considering that most doctors are shilling jewbags anyways, it doesn't surprise me. I mean, a muslim who works honestly for a living and doesn't cheat, scam, steal and violate to earn for the daily grind would probably be too much to ask for. By becoming a doctor, you will literally be paid to hurt people and spread some sort of shitty agenda, exactly like your parents taught you. It's well thought out I'll give you that, but remember this day when the stress, from making sick kids sicker, kills you.

>>60998489
Yeh >>60998386
admitted he was Somali lel.

It's hard to tell if a Swedish poster on here is Muslim or not Muslim lol.

>>60998537

so tell me bro what kind of epic achievements as a white danish pure male have you achieved in your short life

>>60998716
trolling a "medical doctor''

Europe will be our new homeland.

We will leave shitty middle east desert as promised land to jews.

>>60998652
Native Svens aren't allowed on the internet, it's being controlled strictly so only disinformants and shills can access it.

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>sweden
>not already done with.
Has sweden actually lost the war against ISIS?
Here in the netherlands they fucking hang up 2 stranded whales at a refugee camp. Theres actual riots going on against these refugees, the media tries to cover it up but its happening. Keep getting cucked sweden

>>60994047
Where at, my shitposting friend?

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>>60991123
great song, I love it

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>>60992410

>>60998716
I am a self made millionaire who spends his off hours shitposting on /b/ and /pol/. I realized at a young age that an education is pretty pointless, when you can just buy junk on the cheap from china and then sell it at stupid prices, because everyone in this retarded country is used to paying shitloads of money for stupid shit. Since then the ball has been rolling and here I am.

>>60991123
For some reason it always looks like the text on the flag reads "ayy lmao".

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>>60991123
>be swede
>the current year is 2017
>after nigel farrage of the rascist UKIP party staged a diplomatic coup and closed the borders of Britain, and Donald Trump began operation "bomb a burkha" more and more unhoused immigrants kept piling into Europe
>we took them all, there was some struggle by the rascists but their all in special camps now
>there's not much room or infrastructure anymore, too many people in once country.
>we share everything, my parents had the government men come round with three families of somalian swedes to live with us.
>my dad shouted with my granddad about it, granddad left the house crying and I haven't seen him in weeks
>the somalians swedes are very loud, and are often very bossy compared to mum and dad
>mum and dad smile a lot when their around, and when dad's at work I get sent out to play while mum teaches jamal some Swedish letters
>they get very loud sometimes, mum says its because jamal burst his ear dreams fighting in Syria
>when dad comes home for his 13 hours shift he doesn't have much time for me
>mum is not very nice to him and sometime she and jamal make fun of him
>the other families sometimes get involved but they often squabble with eachother
>it's Monday, and the government rations have arrived
>the rations arte shared on the basis of equality, the most go to the least equal, while the least go with the most equal. That means daddy get's his ration very small, while me and mummy get ours right after the somalian swedes get their fill.
>sometimes the somalian swedes are very hungry, and they don't share.
>I asked daddy why we have to have so little food and why we have to share the house and get less then everyone else
>he says it's our privilege and he gives me a smile
>he has dead eyes

>>60999253
>the rations arte shared on the basis of equality, the most go to the least equal, while the least go with the most equal. That means daddy get's his ration very small, while me and mummy get ours right after the somalian swedes get their fill.
Brilliant observation of Swedish politics. Actual equality is considered racist in Sweden.

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>>60991123
as an arab this is 10x funnier
>Wilayat al-Suwaid

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>people hate sweden for having muslims
>people love russia for being white
>russia is %12 muslim
>sweden is only %4 muslim
>russia is only %80 european
>sweden is %95 european
>russia has the highest abortion and aids rates in europe and eurasia combined
>russia has a plethora of muslim extremists in their country, two russian isis members were caught in istanbul just this week
>swedish derive from a long lineage of nordics in control of their own fates and were deadly on the battlefield
>russian are literal turkic and mongol rapebabies that were ruled by jews, nordics and steppeniggers for most of their existence, and their only military strategy was to throw enough men into the enemy hoping that their foes would drown in blood

explain yourself pol, why are you so subverted?

>>60999957
Now take the entire landmass of russia and compare it to sweden.

Then promptly go fuck yourself you fucking degenerate.

>>60999957
The same reason your government isn't going to piss Russia off again.

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>>61000092
kek

>>60999957
>roach detected
Scared because putin is going to wipe the murdering roaches off the map.

>>60991123
please be real
TAKBIIRRR
ALLAH AKBAR
my muslim brothers today we have won Sweden, tomorrow we will win ENGLAND!

>>61000398
Another brilliant example as to why your genes are shit; you could no longer find any words to defend yourself, so you wait for someone else to come up with something so you can weaponize it.

Fuck man, why are you so shit-tier. Sweden really is competing to become the biggest cuck shitposters.

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>>60991595

Stop it Sweden. It was funny at first but now the world is feeling bad for how insane you went to let yourself get fucked by Arab cock, both literately and figuratively.

Come back Sweden, PLEASE.

Pic related (You still lose to Captain Italy)

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>>61000370
>>61000539
what they are going to crush some oranges and chase a turkish fishing vessel off again?
let me redpill you on the russia-turkey political situation son
http://tass.ru/en/economy/849368
http://auto.economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/industry/russian-auto-industry-missing-car-parts-after-turkey-sanctions-might-be-forced-to-stop-production/50146979
russia will back down soon, they are suffering heavily whilst turkey only has minimal losses. putin is trying to play the big man but he is just a cuck, the bear is back indeed

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>>60991123

>>60991123
>neocons who support Israel will oppose this