JEB BUSH HURT IN GUAC BOWL ACCIDENT

Memes are masters of the universe.
/pol/ is master of the meme.

CAN'T BLOCK THE GUAC

is jeb going to be ok to debate tonight?

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jeb has 0% chance becoming president thank fuck

Was there actually a meme for this?

Jesus Christ it's real.

What tha fuck, Jeb?

Is there such thing as a mexiboo? He wants to be a spic so bad.

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what a fucking retard.

>>60988994
Okay we need to start trying to channel the meme energy. Summon /x/ and see if they understand how this stuff works

he really shudnt have admitted it.

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>>60988994
>BTFO'd by his own guac

This guy...
I just don´t get it. It´s like he is doing it on purpose
What if he is part of Trump´s master plan

will jeb make comeback from guac setback?

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>>60988994
CAREFUL, COUMBA!

>>60989986
He's a bit like J S N Z A

>>60988994
WHATTTTTTT
OH MY GOD
MY SIDES
THEY HURT TOO MUCH
NOOOOOO

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>>60989148
Why the fuck did he make Guac bowl part of his run for President?

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Jesus H Christ Jeb stop your cursed campaign
We should make him a get well soon card

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poor little yeb

>>60988994

M E M E
A
G
I
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>>60988994
This is getting terrifying. Imagine if some country could harness the power of dank memes and weaponized them.

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>>60990532
Probably the same PR genius that was behind the turtle idea.

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>>60990631
How many millions did that idea cost?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFYQA0H7sH4

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>>60988994
Holy shit this is gold. I really hope Jeb stays in the primary until the end, he's like the Chris Chan of politics.

>>60989363

That's moe as fuck though.

>>60988994
Jeb is delusional and thinks he can actually win. Sad thing is he will probably get the boomer vote.

FOOLISH GUAC BOWL MERCHANT

>>60990783
are you fucking kidding me? that turtle thing was real?

>born into a presidential dynasty
>marries a Mexican house goblin
>children are drug addicts
>spends millions on campaign, most out of any candidate
>least-liked Republican candidate
>some clown calls him low energy and insults his wife
>he spends his whole campaign calling the clown a clown.
>it makes the clown stronger
>at every debate he is moved further towards the kid's table
>exploits retards and calls trump a jerk in his desperate ads with only a couple hundred views
>nobody cares
>cuts himself with his own guac bowl
>carries little turtles in his pocket

>>60989757
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egregore

I don't want blood in my fucking guac you wanna be latino bush. Also why buy it from you when i can make it for cheaper?

>>60992075
Can someone please post that Tyrone video? I've only seen the clip in can't stump the trump 11

>>60992264
source on turtle?

>>60992544
google: jeb turtle

What if a Trump/Jeb! campaign was set from the start and all the guac hating was part of their plan?

It's never hapening, but would be funny as fuck.

>>60988994
>Bush's famous $75 Guaca Bowle

for what reason?

>>60990599
We need to find some way to mix Ebola-chan's magic with the India-bashing poop memes. We could kill more people than Genghis Khan that way.

>>60992264
oh god. an hero when?

>>60992613
My favorite part is when he hands them out and tells the children that slow and steady wins the race. I can't help but like him, he seems so genuine, so real and so autistic. He's like the weird kid in school that runs with his arms behind his back

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>>60988994
This is too much.

I am now thoroughly convinced that meme magic is real.

>>60990783
what the fuck, am I living in an alternative reality right now.

WHAT THE FUCK, HOW IS THIS CONSIDERED TO BE OKAY?

HE CARRIES LIVE FUCKING TURTLES IN HIS POCKET TO GIVE AWAY FOR KIDS?

THAT MAKES NO SENSE WHATSOEVER.

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>>60988994
>http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2016-election/tales-trail-trump-gets-yawns-bush-s-guac-accident-n494331

FOR FUCK SAKE THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING !

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>>60990599
Already happening my friend

>>60992613
>jeb turtle
Holy fuck, he is actually Gob Bluth

>>60988994
Please can someone make one of those 'you have been visited by' things of Jeb where you have to post 'kill yourself cuck', the meme magic from that might actually make him do it

http://www.cnn.com/2016/01/14/politics/dj-khaled-jeb-bush-advice-breakfast/index.html

WE DA BEST
E

D
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B
E
S
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>>60988994
Holy shit, the meme magic is actually real.

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>>60992264
You can't make this shit up.

>>60992264
I'm not going to lie I'm starting to feel sorry for the guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOxWFQ3OcCM
>Trump gives helicopter rides to kids and becomes Batman
>Yeb! gives out turtles and tries to meme his guac into something anyone gives a shit about, both turn into jokes
>Teams of people were paid millions to come up with these ideas

It's just so pathetic, you could make the most depressing movie ever based on his run.

>>60992264
>his own mother said that she doesnt like him
>carries living, breathing turtles inside of his pocket for some reason
>CARRIES LIVING, BREATHING TURTLES IN HIS POCKET FOR GOD KNOWS HOW LONG EACH DAY
>IN HIS VIDEO HE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT THEM BEING PROTECTED FROM SEAGULLS
>WELL HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO PROTECT THEM IN YOUR HOT POCKET WHERE THEY PROBABLY CHOKE IN

WHAT THE FUCK. Now I get why people think that he is pathetic, jesus fuck this dude. What the fuck is wrong with him.

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>>60989148
>/pol/ is always right because /pol/ creates the reality where it's right

>>60993424
>Teams of people were paid millions to come up with these ideas

not a trump fan but im sure he didnt pay a penny to any such marketing monkeys

>>60993488

Nobody knows. He's a total dweeb. And the establishment gave him 100 million fucking dollars.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICkmpJS7Csw

Jeb is just pathetic. And, no matter how you stand towards Trump, how can you not love this guy at least a bit?

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>>60988994

He still has press corp travelling with him?

That must be a shit gig.

>>60993016
I wonder what memes they used. If ISIS can use memes to lure women, surely /r9k/ could too.

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>>60993388
CHECKED

>>60992779

I think something has happened to his brain, he lost a ton of weight really fast by essentially starving himself, Jeb says he's hungry all the time, something definitely happened, might be early dementia

>>60993388
He's starting to make the Milibot look like a fucking PR guru.

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>>60990783
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!?
I thought that was just some /pol/ take on the old dropping spaghetti meme.

>>60992843
man, that boar surely had some fucked up last years of life
>how do you want your horns familiare
>just cave my shit up

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>>60988994

>>60993723
and another good reason why there is no shame in being a neet.

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>>60993535
first reaction was to call BS on this, but then realized I got nothing to counter it with.

Even listening to Jeb talk is cringe worthy. The guys whole demeanor is opposite of a leader, and his feeble little uncertain voice that he has 80% of the time makes me wish Trump would just give him a good ol fashioned locker room swirlly or something haha

>>60990783

HOLY FUCK

HE'S SIGHING AND DOING ALL THE AUTISTIC TELLS

IS HE ACTUALLY AUTISTIC!?

>>60988994

Doing dark guacamole rituals with your magic bowls doesn't help get you elected, Jeb.

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>>60988994
Guys we need to be careful with this shit, meme magic is not a force to be tempered with.

>>60994046
He could just be stupid
I mean
Look at his fucking wife

>>60994609
Fuck. I have a version with sound, but it exceeds the limit.

>>60994785
It's "tampered" you illiterate nigger.

>>60994609

Why did this make me kek so much? Poor Jeb.

>>60990532
It cost like 65$ its just a way so his friend can give him more funding money than allowed amigo =)

>>60994812
/pol/ doesn't support sound webms anyway.
It makes me sad because I have to link to this youtube video every time I want to post the webm I have of it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxILVYQpTOo

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HERE IT IS

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>>60994609

a guaccident

>>60988994
Jesus, NBC doesn't even pretend to be unbiased anymore.

>>60994990
Jeb, Guac made you hurt

>>60989363

That gif though...

>>60989363
You're not going to sperg your way to the Presidency, yeb!

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>the thumb gets infected
>the flesh becomes necrotic
>before long Yeb's thumb needs amputation
>But too late as blood infection has spread to the rest of his body
>He spends $69 million dollars attempting to cure this distemper
>Yeb dies on the day our lord and saviour, Donald Trump takes the republican nomination
>When asked for comment on the news of Yeb's death, Donald turns to the camera, shrugs and says

>CAN'T WHACK THE GUAC

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LEAKED VIDEO OF JEB'S WIFE STRIP DANCING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foO8LhFyQes

>>60988994
Fucking meme magic.

Also Jeb's campaign is the saddest shit I have ever seen. If they actually gave him the nomination voting against him would be similar to beating up a mentally handicapped paraplegic cripple.

>>60995982

I've never seen anything like it.

>>60989148
We Dune now.

>>60995982
Easy and satisfying?

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I hope he spills turtles all over the debate stage tonight.

Can we use meme magic so she can like me back?

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>>60996103

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>>60989148
>>60996094

THE MEMES MUST FLOW

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>>60989148
When can we meme islam into hiding in shame like we did to India

lol it's actually real, I thought it would just be bait

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>>60989945
Idk who this artist is but here's a reply (you)

>>60990631
> master of disguise turtle

underrated kek

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>>60990783
YES TELL US ABOUT THESE TURTLES

fucking lol I'm ded

>>60993016
>yfw WW3 will come down to /pol/ and ISIS trying to out-meme each other.

>>60994252
>talk to qt girl
>mumble words and spill my turtles
>tfw so desperate I fuck the cleaning lady instead

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>>60988994
Sure, Jeb, it was a guac bowl accident. We believe you.

>I HURT MYSELF TODAY

>>60989757

believe it or not, /his/ is more likely to know. But desu nobody can do it quite like us.

Consult the ape.

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>>60990783
What. The. FUCK!?!?

>>60992921
The turtles are toys, but being an autist, he talks as though they are real.

>>60990631
I dont know if they're just fucking with him at this point I mean if you were in charge of Jebs campaign it would be pretty obvious by now that he is definitely not going to win either that or they're just milking him for all of his money

>>60988994
Holy fuck, boys.

You made a believer out of me you crazy meme-mancers

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>>60992921
>live turtles
oh god I wish

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more common than you think. The avacado is a dangerous fruit.

Strange that he, a gauc aficionado wouldn't slice the fruit in half, then smack the pit with his black to release it.

No idea what he was doing.

>>60990783
>sea turtles
Aren't those endangered?

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>>60994165
Watching Milipede was unreal, it was like all the parts in his body had no idea of what the others were doing. And Yeb manages to be more autistic than him

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>>60996323
Album:
http://imgur.com/a/SPN7O

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My white bitch is making some guac for the debates since it will be jebs demise.

Will post rules of some homemade guac!

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>>60992264
>announces he loves his mother more than his father.

http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/news/a41042/jeb-bush-i-love-my-mom-more-than-my-dad/

I saw it mentioned on some daytime talkshow today. I think it was some kind of weird pandering to women voters.

>>60997181
>Will post rules of some homemade guac
basically just mix avocado with salsa?

Tonight is the night Jeb turns his campaign around and starts to magically rise in the polls. He WILL stela this nomination one way or another and NO ONE here can stop him.

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>>60995498
>Jeb cuts thumb while making guac
>It hurts like hell, so he puts a bandaid on it
>several days later, it hurts even more.
>peaks under the bandage. it's green. starts to smell strange.
>"dad will be mad if I stop my campaign for this", so he grims and bears it
>without medical attention, the infection spreads rapidly, and jeb dies
>Colombo in tears that the doctors say no open casket funeral
>peaks into the casket anyway
>nothing inside but guac

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>>60989620

He probably learned it all to fit in with his dad's cartel friends.

>>60997313
No, that's in the frame. If anything its mashed up a avocado, might put onion in it. I don't know.

>>60992264
>the darkness washes over him

STEP AWAY FROM THAT LEDGE MY JEB!

Let's fix the matrix cunts

>>60997215
>His announcement was unprompted.
He has to be fucking autistic. Who the hell just goes "Oh btw, I love my mommy more than my daddy." in the middle of a presidential campaign? He can't be normal.

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>>60988994
REPORTING LIVE FROM LA CASA BUSHO

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>>60997313

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>>60988994
Did you ever hear the tragedy of /pol/ the Always Right?

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>>60997215
The feeling's not mutual.

>she said he wasn't her favorite.

That whole family is FUBAR.

>>60990532
PR to appeal to mexicans

WAKE ME UP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfyNnUgK8qE

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I don't think I've ever laughed so hard and was absolutely dumbfounded before

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>>60988994
Unfucking real. We need to lay off the memes for a while, people are starting to get hurt.

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

>>60994263
It's metal as fuck though, I bet he was drowning in hog pussy for those last couple of years

>>60998272
Stop man in actually gonna piss myself

>>60997350
the guac mans last stand

>>60994263
I can only imagine it becoming more and more brain damaged and less functional as it slowly pushed further into it's brain over the course of months/years

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>>60988994
I hurt myself today
To see if I still Guac
I focus on the polls
The only thing that's real
Trump's insults tear a hole
The old familiar sting
Try to find support
But I can't raise a thing

What have I become
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know goes away
In the end
And you could have it all
My empire of Guac
I will lose this race
To Trump the people flock

I wear this Guaca Bowle
Upon my greying hair
Losing all the polls
I cannot repair
My goblin wife I hump
My feelings disappear
You are voting Trump
I am still right here

What have I become
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know goes away
In the end
And you could have it all
My empire of Guac
I will lose this race
To Trump the people flock

If I could start again
A million votes away
I would keep turtles
I would find a way

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>>60996267

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>>60998844
>designated shitting moon

>>60998844

no joke i read that as defecation unit the first time

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>>60999072
Be careful then, burgerbro

pussy! My guac bowl hurt my thumb! Oh it hurts so bad! My poor little thumb gotta booboo!

What a pathetic pussy

>>60999202

The Poo in the Loo Strikes Back

Trips confirms new powerlevel

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>>60988994
Bush campaign in medically induced coma. Priest summoned as condition worsens.

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>>60999202
>mfw I did this in bed last night and wasn't sleeping on sheets

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>>60995683
Nooo

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At this point I think ¿Yeb? is just a shit poster and is the real person behind all of these trump threads
>>60999202

>In the shadow of success of his brother and father confused by his inability to reach the same heights
>All his missteps are exposed to everyone he knows
>Even in his moments of solace making guac his thoughts wander distracting him from peace
>"Am I not good enough?"
>Forcibly brought to the present he sees crimson mixing into the guac

Stay strong Jeb.

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PLEASE HELP!

Does anyone have that Jebcore song that goes "I'm smart I can do things" I can't seem to find it anymore.

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I HURT MYSELF TODAY
THE AVOCADO WOULDN'T PEEL
I FOCUS ON THE PAIN
THE ONLY THING THAT'S REAL
THE GUAC BOWL TEARS A HOLE
THE OLD FAMILIAR STING
TRY TO WILL THE TRUMP AWAY
BUT I REMEMBER EVERYTHING

WHAT KEK I BECOME
MY SWEETEST FRIEND
EVERY SINGLE VOTE GOES AWAY
IN THE END
AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL
MY WHOLE PILE OF TURTLES
MOM, I LET YOU DOWN
DAD, I'LL MAKE YOU HURT

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>>60988994
my sides and flattop are gone

>>60997153
fun fact you used to be able to buy these at dollar stores for like $1 for a 4 pack of these bowls

Whoever manufactures these things must be laughing their asses off about all of this.

Good bowls too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1qwPeRs4Yc

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>>60999202
>they're trying to countermeme

I like to think his brother likes to call him in the middle of the night sometimes and just pick at Jeb over all of this shit.

>3AM
>phone rings
>answer the phones
>Its dear old George W laughing in his unique laugh while trying to choke back tears and say "the turtles jeb"

>>61000357
Probably not what you're looking for but that description reminded me of this though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeJj9k851R0

Actually, Jeb reminds me very much of Fredo Corleone in many ways.

>>61001835
WW3: Battle of the memes

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>>61002208
I am looking forward to this.

>>60988994
Do you think Jeb beats his wife to lower his stress?

>>61001862
My sides

>>60992264
He can count his lucky stars that his family isn't of Japanese descent, otherwise they would have handed him over the Taito to commit seppuku with by now for bring this amount of shame upon his family.

>>60992264
>Defends his position to murder a baby that may one day become Hitler
>Doesn't understand time paradoxes
>wants to be president

>>60998831
TOP FUCKING KEK

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>>60996453

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I can upload, choose it

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>>60998831
AND THEN THERE'S THIS GLORIOUS BASTARD

>>60989148
MEMES
AAAAAAH
SAVIOR OF THE UNIVERSE

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I want this election season to never end. More entertaining than any shows on right now

>>60989363
>>60994609
lol what is this guy doing running for president

>>60998831
http://vocaroo.com/i/s140gzxSKhIG

>>60989945
SECRET GUACAMOLE RECIPE: VIRGIN BLOOD

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>>60992264
>not having pocket turtles to defend yourself with

>>61004833
well if nothing else and his future political career falls through Jeb could certainly be a welcomed reality tv show mainstay

Think Here comes Honey BooBoo mixed with Viva La Bam except its about a grown ass man named Jeb and his goblin wife.

>some episodes George and Dick come by to trol the fuck out of Jeb and ruin his guacamole recipe and steal some of his turtles, maybe try to release his wife back into mexico

>>60997621

Lol

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>>61005134
>that image
I love you guys.
no homo.

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A thought just occurred to me, is it possible that we could meme Jeb onto the new TMNT movie coming out this summer.

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Man I'm starting to feel bad for the guy. /pol/ is bullying the shit out of this poor autistic loser with their meme magic.

>>60992264
I was swallowing some water when I got to the last two points, almost choked over the fact they're real

>>60998598
shouldn't you be making more salad fingers cartoons

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>>61006377
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT FLAG

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>>60988994

>>61005346
>every time she goes outside, LARPers beat her with foam swords and shout about vanquishing the goblin queen

>>61006482
Say it out loud

CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>>61006377

Rare. Thanks.

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>>61006482
>his flag isn't robot cowboy legs

Pretty shameful, tbqh

>>61006482
This is my flag. It's just me here.

The details are complex and socio-political.

>>60997215
Well of course, all Barb did was say he shouldn't be president. George Sr has probably disowned him by now.

>>61006483
Kill yourself Yeb, and take that Cucka-bowle with you in your grave.

>>61007143
Each leg represents one of the three people living on the island.

>>60997215
Ugh, this guy is how fucking old, and he's still a manchild?

I don't know what causes that, mental retardation or living a life where everything is handed to you on a silver platter?

He's definitely going to commit suicide. Right now he's in denial that he's at negative approval, which is why he hasn't dropped out.

I would feel bad for him, but fuck him, he's trying to drag down Trump with him. Trump is what America needs, not his dopey ass.

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>>60989148
>>60993535
>>60994391

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>>60990783
It's cute in a way, how innocent and earnest he is. Like a young boy, still unaware of the cruelty of this world.

>>60988994
Just one guy, nothing else to see.

>>60989363
I hope thats a digital watch hes wearing

damn his brother is a genius compared to yeb

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>>61007796
>>60989148

>>61005100
underrated comment

Now we know his secret recipe, he didn't want to give it away for a mere $75 but now we know what the special ingredient is

>>60989148
One meme to rule them all

>>60988994
>http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2016-election/tales-trail-trump-gets-yawns-bush-s-guac-accident-n494331

guac attack

JUST GUAC MY SHIT UP

>>61007323

You're thinking of the Isle of Men. The Isle of Man is just him, and the third leg is just him bragging a little.

>>61007825
I'm really sad for him. He's not a bad person, i think he's the opposite of that, but he really shouldn't be running for prez

>>61002511
more like his wife beats Yeb

>>61007143
wow, its the only country where Im talking to the same person every time I reply

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he has lived a hard life

c'mon guys
its time to stop bullying Jeb

he just wants to be funny and liked
think of when you were bullied

>>61008405
Apple Watch

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>>60988994
>inb4 reddit

>>61006899
how 2 collect flags?

>>60989223
Keks on high.

>>60996484
Sides vaporized
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPz21cDK7dg

I'm laughing but I feel really bad for him.

>>61011438
Gotta catch em all

>>61004568
Do.

G u a c a m o l e g a t e

>>60988994
Ban assault guacamole!

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>>60989227
He'll be fine.

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>Jeb gave Rubio a samurai sword that he believes to hold the spirit of the conservative warrior, Chang

http://www.slate.com/blogs/weigel/2012/01/30/the_sword_of_chang.html

Jeb is a living, breathing meme.

>>60993488
The turtles are toys.

>>60995982
Like pistol-whipping a blind kid.

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>>60988994
>wants to be president of the United States of America
>can't even make guac without hurting himself


YEB CONFIRMED FOR KEKSERVATIVE

POST YFW

>>61007825
Jeb is too pure for this world.

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>>60988994
Jesus christ Jeb. He is like a mainstream CWC at this point.

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>>61009386
This. I started out hating him because I thought he was going to be like Hillary is- a faceless part of a dynasty that would continue to consolidate power and be terrible for the country.

The more he gets cucked though, the more the guy actually seems like a really nice man. The turtle thing has some kind of weird quality where it's both cringey and also endearing. He doesn't sound nearly as retarded when he talks alone as he does when he's on stage with Trump. I don't know. I might actually like him, or maybe I just feel bad for him and want him to be happy.

Then I remember he's part of a political dynasty and is worth millions of dollars so fuck him, I guess.

>>60989148
RULE /POL/
/POL/ RULES THE MEMES

>>60990547
OH GOD LE ANGRY UTE IS GONNA EAT YEB
/o/ FURFAGGOT CONFIRMED FOR TRUMP SUPPORTER

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>>60989148

> can't get votes
> guacabowles self

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>61018556
Forgot my pic

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>>60988994
>he got cucked by his own cucka bowle

I will never ever doubt meme magic again

Hail memes

>>60989363
>Can't even use a Apple Watch correctly when Apple Watch is supposed to be simple then Android Wear

KEK.

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>>60990783
somebody make an updated one of this but with spilled turtles

>>60988994
I don't fucking believe this, what the fuck is going on.

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>>60989227

>>61019382
I didn't save it, but it does exist.

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>>60988994
Yo yo, it's Jittery Jeb on the Tickitty tock,
Cutting it fine to make my hundred buck guac,
Next time imma call up Trump--dat real aficionado,
'stead of getting stumped playing devil's avocado.

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>>61018763
>>61018763

you can still fix this

Do you think that his gremlin minion got upset at him for fucking up the guac and attacked?

>>60988994
Fucking Republicans. How could anyone get off to the idea of removing Jeb Bush’s clothes and licking his tiny body all over, nibbling his neck and kissing his adorable little nipples? Only a heartless monster would think about his cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick TRUMP slick with his saliva, pumping in and out of his mouth until it erupts, the guacamole more than his little throat can swallow. The idea of thick viscous guacamole overflowing, dribbling down his chin over his flat chest, his tiny hands scooping it all up and watching him suck it off his fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading his smooth slender thighs, TRUMP poised at the entrance to his pure, tight, virginal asshole, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes his lips which are slippery with guacamole, while his small body shudders from having his cherry taken in one quick stroke. I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over him, listening to his quickening breath, his girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, his sweet pants warm and moist on your face and his flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours. It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over his tiny body while you violate him, feeling his nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick his chest and his neck, savoring the scent of his skin and sweat while he trembles from the stimulation and as he reaches his climax, hearing him cry out softly as he has his first orgasm while that TRUMP is buried impossibly deep inside him, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot guacamole spurts forth and floods through his freshly-deflowered asshole for the first time, filling his ass only to spill out of him with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop his flushed body, he sighs breathlessly and his fingers dig into your back as he feels your TRUMP hardening inside him again.

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>>61019997
nah, he knows not to feed her after midnight.

>>61017985
Seriously, guy at least managed to become Governor of a state. Did he do it through sheer Florida weirdness or did something happen to him?

>>60990783
THEYRE ALIVE?!?!? I THOUGHT THEY WERE FIGURINES HOLY FUCK IM DYING SOMEONE HELP

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>>60993535
>3535

nice repeting digits

Working debate stream if anyone's interested. The Fox Business links didn't work for me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCuym2Foipg

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>>61021895
Thanks Ameribro.

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>>61019382
"Yeb is a cuck" dump incoming

>>60990783
>the journalist calling out that 'slow and steady' is a tortoise, not a turtle

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>spend millions of dollars only to remain at 3%
>still campaigning

Hell be fine

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>>61022130

>>60996787
What? avocados are easy as fuck to work with.
cut around the seed then twist the halves and scoop with a spoon. then again Yeb has made it clear hes autistic

>>61007143
>details
>tax haven

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>mfw meme magic occuring at a higher rate as time passes on
WE NEED TO STOP MEME MAGIC BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. WE DON'T KNOW WHAT CHAOS IT CAN CREATE

>>61005589
bebop and rocksteady look killer. glad they didnt fuck them up

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>>61022356

>>61006377
RAREST FLAG

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>>60989363

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>>61023166

>>61022356
Bet this shit got posted to leddit and got all the up arrows where faggots and tryhards attempt to out may may each other in the comments, try to pass it off as board culture, then go back to posting with the rest of the leddit populace they truly belong with.

>>61024458
Dunno, m8. It was good bantz and Yeb is a cuck. These things are certain.

>>61016907

>2016 primaries
>Trump is mocking Jeb
>Jeb calls Trump a jerk
>Trump smirks
>Jeb pulls out trillby from his suit jacket, his turtle pockets spilling out on the ground
>This sword was forged by the conservative warrior Chang, and has been folded over 10,000 times
>You can't do anything with that sword, Jeb! You're low energy
>Oh yeah, Jeb smirks
>Jeb teleports behind Trump on the stage
>Nothing personal, kiddo

Jeb then wakes up in his bed, the ninja turtle sheets are soaked in sweat. It was only a dream

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>Jeb quits the race.
>Daddy Bush takes ill shortly after
>Dies
>Jeb's face when he realizes his failure killed his dad.

>>60996240
>>60996094
I just started reading this for the first time a few hours ago. Is it a sign?

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>>61023166
>giving a weapon
>not giving a living creature
>please turn to page 256

The giving of a weapon is seen as a threat to the Rubio clan, and despite Jebs turtle pure intentions, he is shot the moment he tries to put the weapon into the conservative warriors hands.

>your guaca-scorē is 46 for this read through

>>61022130
change the background to transparent and add in guaca and it will be perfect

>>61019613
If everyone reports Jeb like anons pic, no doubt it would come up in social media or the news...

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>>60988994

>>60988994
I just laugh when I think that this guy really believed he was just going to cruise to the nomination with his "love beaners" message.

It's great watching him crash and burn.

>>60988994
>"No," he said, "but this morning I didn't have a Band-Aid on it and I tried to put my buttons on, the buttons for my shirt, because it's hard to do it with a thumb that doesn't work. So I had to wear a tie today to cover up the blood on every one of the buttonholes," Bush told us.
Shit, I need to start a jeb autism folder.

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Now John at the bar is a friend of mine

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>>61018343
if he fucking pulls out a turtle this debate, we're all in for a comfy spring

>>61032790
would jeb be the most honest president ever? like, he'd probably die the second he told a lie.

he'd be giving away state secrets at any time someone confronted him

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Daily reminder

jebbush.com

>>61033482
He would be the worst president ever. He would be a moronic manchild who acts inappropriately and stumbles over words. He would have no opinions of his own, except those that were paid for.

>>60999974
Oh god, dont yake bush meme gods, hes so funny

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Anyone have that pic of Jeb in the bathtub with the guac bowl?

>>61033986
Absolutely fantastic.

>>60992264
>gives toy turtles out to kids
>father and brother are more successful than him
>scared of clowns
>ugly spic wife
>sells guac bowls for high prices
>low energy
>nobody shows up to his parties
>jebbush.com

>>60994609
Oh God, he's adorable!

>>60988994
Is he fucking retarded?

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>>60993535
>>60989148

>>60990532

Bush is a disaster all around. He also compares himself to a turtle on multiple occasions.

>>60988994
And there goes his campaign, who wants a president so incompetent that he can't make a simple dip without slicing up his thumb?

>>60994609
Usually I'd be all for the "lul kill urself" but I feel really bad for this guy.

>>60993488
the turtles are plastic dumbass

>>60992544
Holy shit.

Jeb is literally autistic.

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>>61033986
>jebbush.com
I lost my shit

>>60989148
That would be /tv/, /pol/ is a close second though

>>60994990
He's so autistic, but I love him.

His presidency would be like a sitcom. Jebby in the House?

>>60998008
NO.
TOMORROW JEB STABS HIS HAND WHILE TRYING TO MAKE GUAC THAT CELEBRATES HIM STAYING IN THE DEBATE ADULT TABLE

>>60996635
>The turtles are toys, but being an autist, he talks as though they are real.

There isn't a picture on my hard drive that can describe how far my sides have left my body.

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>>61006483
I dunno man. I'm starting to feel a little bad for Jeb.

>>60993488
>his own mother said that she doesnt like him

she's probably old school racist given her age and hates that Jeb didnt marry a Protestant white girl

>>61046601
>>61046601

that really doesn't make it much better, does it?

all though turtles do remind me of his low energy candidacy

>>60988994
This is the Jeb Bush they should have tried to sell from the beginning

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What would it take for Jeb Bush to get out of his shell and man up?

>>61005067
Art

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>>61005067
Beautiful bro.

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>>60988994

HOW FUCKING DARE ANYONE MAKE FUN OF JEB AFTER ALL HE'S BEEN THROUGH!

HE'S LOSING SUPPORT, HIS BROTHER TURNED OUT TO BE A RETARD AND NOW HE'S GOING THROUGH A SUICIDAL BATTLE

DONALD TRUMP TALKED ABOUT JEB'S LAST NAME AND SAID IF JEB WAS CONFIDENT AND PROFESSIONAL , HE WOULD INCLUDE IT NO MATTER WHAT

SPEAKING OF PROFESSIONALISM, WHEN IS IT PROFESSIONAL TO PUBLICLY BASH SOME ONE WHO'S GOING THROUGH A HARD TIME!!?!??

HE WON'T USE IT FOR A REASON BECAUSE ALL YOU PEOPLE DO IS MEME MEME MEME MEME MEME!!!!!!

LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!!!!

YOU'RE LUCKY HE EVEN CAMPAIGNED FOR YOU BASTARDS!!!!!

LEAVE JEB BUSH ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!