"We simply want to cure some of our country's dise

Literally sounds like an average post on /pol/

Thanks wzcyzyezysycyzykowski

German Politics and Media are MAD AS FUCK.

Thanks you based Poland, you will save Europe once again.

Kurwa co zle z rowerem?

This is going to sound cringey as fuck but I'm glad to have Polish grandparents.

>>60027553
Slavs master race. At this point, the meme should be:

> not slav
> white

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>>60027553

Hey, fuck you, man. I like cycling.

>>60028068
I think it's the Polski way of using broad, sarcastic metaphors.

Better be .

Also article says he is German owner of a news company?

>>60027553
>Cycling
>Vegetarianism
>le Christian values
It's like Polish government can't be reasonable no matter what.

>>60027783
>>60028068
I think he refers to this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Critical_Mass_(cycling)
They've been a nuisance in Poland recently

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What's the richest part of Poland and how do I move there?

>>60028844
Sopot in tri city. Nice and close to your precious Danzig too

>>60027553
This goy browses /pol/. I'm sure of it

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wow, absolutely wow. an example for everyone. only a matter of time until they get rekt by the eternal jew. at least you are fighting the good fight.

>>60028950
>goy
meant to write guy, but goy is ok as well

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glad to know the brave sovereign nation of poland stands against the dangerous beast lurking in the shadows that is cycling

im buying food from your grocery stores

>>60028844
Sopot and Konstancin-Jeziorna (it's a town just outside Warsaw) are good choices. If you really need to live in a large city than go for Wrocław or Kraków.

>>60027553
you nasty monkey ass slav. you don't have any value

>>60029086
i worked in poland a lot and think that long term wroclaw and krakow get tiring. warsaw has a lot more to do, and the rich areas are bretty good.

>>60028990
rare
and a stormfag le eternal jew muha ultimate enemy,go find your self somewhere else to be edgy.

>>60029140
I heard Warsaw has Ghettos. I'd rather avoid those. :^)

>>60029140

Rare fag.

thank you poland

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>>60029191
how is that internet defending going

>>60029206
Didn't you make Poland Judenfrei?

>>60029140
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>>60027553
FUCK YEAH
I HATE CYCLISTS
polan is getting so based now I might move there to clean toilets

>>60029044
There are bunch of faggots trying to make people cycle more by making HUGE ass fucking traffic jams by riding with a curshing speed of 5km/h. And those are the people he was reffering to.

>>60029450
why dont you run them over?

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So how's the Königsberg region? part of my family is from there

> mfw returning to Prussia

>>60029251

There are still 'ghettos' and 'Jewish' districts but there are not too many good goys left in Poland :)

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Translated version for anons who are heavy around the hips.

>>60029524

That's in Russia now. Idiot.

>>60029499
You can get a ticket for that.

>>60029524
Konigsberg is in russia

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>>60027553

>The previous government have been impementing left-wing concept, that whole world, according to marxist ideas, have to move towards culture and race mixing, cyclists (!), vegetarians, and fighting religion in any form.

Why cant we all have politicians who are as informed and capable as the new polish government? All we get is fucking Justin "weedman" "Honor killings are justified" Trudeau.

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>>60029499
Chupakowski on his way to work

>>60029785
topkek

>>60029785
what happen? did he died?

Seriously, though: source?

puɐlod pǝsɐq

>>60029935
he probably lived. cyclists couldn't catch up with cars.

Fucking incredible.

>>60027553
I should invest in eastern poland.

>>60029953
10/10

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>>60029250
Noice

>>60029953
kek

>>60029935
In all seriousness, I think this was a Chinese guy in NY, he said he had an infant in the car and panicked when swarmed and surrounded

I've been stuck in 'critical mass' in San Francisco and can understand. They absoluter harrass and intimidate all drivers

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>>60027553
based

>>60029953
Nice

>>60027553
A polish plumber was complaining about your recent political changes the other day. I think they all left, you're free of faggots.

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>>60029953

>>60030339
Holy shit what a badass.

>>60030339
Holy fug.

>>60029953
Yassssss!!!!!

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>>60030339

>>60030339
That mad is way too fucking based for the entire room.

>>60027619
vash - chi - kov - ski

Fun fact: "ski" at the end of many Polish surnames is the equivalent of French "de" or German "von" and signifies nobility. It's much more common because Polish nobility was very numerous (which is why we developed "noble democracy" when in most of Europe the king was the sole ruler).

>>60030339

Daaaamn. Look at this fire and brimstone motherfucker. I wish we had politicians like him

>Cyclists

What is wrong with cyclists? Why do so many people online soom to hate them, especially Anglos?

>>60030260
Found the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnR2ysyaoH4

Happened in Brazil, but thanks anyhow.

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>>60027553
Lay into them, Waszczykowski.

>>60029953
what does that mean?

>>60030339
Janusz Korwin Mikke <3

>>60030553
Entitled, arrogant, whiny cunts who are the SJW niggers of transportation, always annoying, sometimes dangerous, and always playing the victim

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>>60030508
haha holy shit

>>60030553
Try driving in London anon, you'll soon see why.

>>60028151
That's exactly it. He wasn't attacking cyclists, he just tried to convey we're sick of them trying to turn every European male into a stereotypical vegan bicycle riding feminized obedient ultra-tolerant leftie faggot.

>>60030553
Cyclists are insane, self rigghteous and self endangering. Maybe cycling makes sense in some little Dutch Muslim-ridden burg. In the US we have one-lane semi-rural roads in the exurbs where you will find some delusional cyclist expecting commuters to recognize "same road, same rules." It is also a major part of de-development.

>>60030549

https://m.youtube.com/#/user/Media2000Corp

Max Kolonko is also the fire and brimstone type. My go to guy for polski wiadomosci I wydarzenie

>>60030741
>be a cyclist
>ignore every rule on the street
>put yourself and others in danger
>complain when cars hit you
>claim that you aren't respected enough and don't deserve getting hit
>force all drivers to have a shit time

cyclists are literally the niggers of the roads

>>60030679
>>60030790
Why can't Americans cycle normally?

Just looked around Danzig in google street view. Kind of looks like a quaint old German town, except its full of white people. 10/10 would move there if shit hits the fan. Cheap too.

>>60030339
poland will save europe once again

>>60030852
If you put every city in your shitty country together, they could all fit in just one of our megacities. Fuck off, yuropoor, tell me all about how great cycling is when you have to do 20+ mile(30+ km) commutes.

>>60029250
אתה זבל

>>60030852
Because its a political statement, not just a casual means of transportation. It's like gay pride faggots, they aren't just humans who happen to be gay, they need to go overboard and intentionally piss everyone off

>>60030826
>be BLM protestor
>ignore every rule in the city
>put yourself and others in danger
>complain when cops hit you
>claim that you aren't respected enough and don't deserve getting hit
>force all citizens to have a shit time

#BLM are literally the cyclists of USA

>>60028990
>only a matter of time until they get rekt by the eternal jew

Yeah, we gonna get bombed as fuck sooner or later. Either that, or the entire Jewish plot will turn into a complete global shitfest and we'll thrive in the chaos.

>>60030584
Fun fact: nobody was hurt at all, the man panicked because the cyclists were hitting his window and shouting.

He was declared not guilty.

>>60030881
Parents hometown. Spent 4 months there last year. It has a lot of Dutch inspired architecture in the old city which was rebuilt after ww2

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>>60030679
>Entitled, arrogant, whiny cunts who are the SJW niggers of transportation,
In Anglo states perhaps.. Here that stereotype only in part applies, and then only to people who wear helmets and racing gear and pretend they're going to break free from the peloton at any time.
>always annoying, sometimes dangerous, and always playing the victim
Seems like a bit of generalisation.

>>60030741
>Try driving in London anon

Sounds more like an infrastructure problem than anything else..

>>60030790
>Cyclists are insane, self rigghteous and self endangering.
Again.. Sounds like a bit of a generatlisation. >Maybe cycling makes sense in some little Dutch Muslim-ridden burg.
Cycling is the main form of transport for small trips in pretty much all of the country, even cities.
>It is also a major part of de-development.
Can you explain this part?

>>60030826

Are you an Anglo on vacation? Just wondering..

>>60030852

This. Note almost all negative reactions are from Anglo states...

>pic related
Somehow they don't seem that dangerous or insane to me.. And cyclists in this age-group tend to take the biggest risks.

>>60030553
Because most of you are annoying. You all seem to think you, as a whole, do no wrong while most of you are unsafe and put themselves in danger at the expense of others. It's inevitable because bikes are a cheap and efficient form of transport and idiots are ten a penny.

>>60031113
>pic related
Those aren't cyclists, friend

>>60031113
Critical mass are still bunch of faggots

>>60029524
If only you damned Prussians stayed loyal to the Crown the world today would be a much better place.

>>60031113
>Anglo Anglo Anglo

It's amazing how quickly a t*rkroach convinced you white people are jews.

Lay off the memes, faggot.

>>60030339
triggering all the cunts in the room

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>>60027553
TAK

KAŻDY ROWER MA TRZY PEDAŁY

>>60030987
>If you put every city in your shitty country together, they could all fit in just one of our megacities.
So what? A short trip is a short trip no matter how big the city you're making it in is..
>Fuck off, yuropoor, tell me all about how great cycling is when you have to do 20+ mile(30+ km) commutes.

You commuted 20 miles to your highschool? Your post office is 20 miles away? If so, your problem seems to be infrastructure rather than cyclists...

>>60031009
>Because its a political statement, not just a casual means of transportation.

The reactions in this thread seem to imply that driving in the US is just as much of a political statement, rather than a casual means of transportation to be honest.

>>60031198

They look like pretty typical cyclists to me..

>>60031217

Oh, no doubt. But cycling =/= blocking roads and protesting shit.. Most cyclists just want to get from A to B.

>>60031113
Look man I've been to Amsterdam a few times and I know its different there, wby are you being so intentionally obtuse about it? There is a cancerous 'cyclist' culture that is anti-establisment and obnoxious in the US and other parts of the world. It's not a generalization.

See: critical mass

wtf is wrong with cycling??

>>60031113
no i am from here

>>60031286
>It's amazing how quickly a t*rkroach convinced you white people are jews.

Whut?

>Lay off the memes, faggot.

I´m not the one connecting riding a bike with all kinds of SJW bullshit m8...

>>60028844
The bit with all the divorced single mothers.

>>60031113
I'm talking about the super tight clothing and in hi-vis colours kind of cyclist, who use roads instead of bike paths. They fucking slow the traffic down and are determined to not let you overtake them.

>>60030260
Wasn't that the guy who ran over motorcyclists who brake checked him on the freeway? Or was that just similar?

>>60030623
Upside down Poland (Indonesia or Monaco) saying "based poland" upside down.

>>60031351
>The reactions in this thread seem to imply that driving in the US is just as much of a political statement, rather than a casual means of transportation to be honest

But that's wrong, you fucking dreadlocked faggot. Stop shitting up this thread with retarded analogies. It is about based Poland telling entitled faggots to fuck off, and guess what, fuckboi? That includes social dissidents in the form of SJW cyclists, regardless of your denying the phenomenon

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Why are we letting joggers off easy?

They are just as bad as bikers. You can't enjoy a quiet walk anymore with spandex spergs prancing around you.

Buncha faggots.

>>60031113
Explain what how? There is a huge ideological push to destroy civilization and reverse development. Sort of like Rousseauiste fundamentalists. They like bikes. They want every car replaced with a bike. These folks by the way are millionaires who want to destroy the middle class and turn the whole world to Mexico while they retire to well guarded high-tech luxury islands. They're not really environmentalists, they're more what you could call centralizers and consolidators.

>>60030537
It used to be true (same with names ending with -cki and -icz), but in 19th century peasants got those surnames as well. So it's probably ten times more likely that a modern "Kowalski" will be a descendant of a peasant from a village owned by a nobleman Kowalski, than of the nobleman himself.
If you want to actually track your nobility, you need to do some genealogical digging.
But it's probably true, that there are more people with noble ancestry in Poland than in any other European country. But Polish nobility was much different. It was a caste of hereditary knights, so it resembles British gentry, not aristocracy.

>>60031361
>Look man I've been to Amsterdam a few times and I know its different there,
Amsterdam is probably the most unsafe city in this country to ride a bike though..
>wby are you being so intentionally obtuse about it?
Because cycling in itself is not dangerous or a SJW-statement, imo.
>There is a cancerous 'cyclist' culture that is anti-establisment and obnoxious in the US and other parts of the world.
Again: The problem seems to be related to more than just riding a bike..
>It's not a generalization.
Seems like it...

>>60031411
I'm sorry your cyclists are insane then, anon.

>>60031484
>I'm talking about the super tight clothing and in hi-vis colours kind of cyclist, who use roads instead of bike paths.

Meh, people hate those here as well.. But not because they ride bikes, but because they treat traffic like a race course.. Most of the people troubled by them are actually on bikes too in this country.

Also, are they allowed to use the bike paths? If so, the problem is not the bikes but your traffic code/infrastructure.

>They fucking slow the traffic down and are determined to not let you overtake them

Isn´t that because the place on the road for cyclists in the UK is the same as for cars: In the middle. Meaning you cannot overtake bikes in places where you are not allowed to overtake cars... That, again, is a problem with rules and infrastructure.

>>60031548
Oh yeah maybe I confused the two. Those nigger bikers were just as bad as organic-eating bike messenger cunts in my eyes, maybe that's why

>>60031418
>Whut?

The >anglo meme came from the t*rk shitposter that you retards are taking seriously.

Knock it off.

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Throw on your spandies, anon. It's jogging time.

>>60029953
10/10

>>60028990
Funny that you say this, Poland is perhaps the European country we have the best relations with.

>>60031564
>But that's wrong, you fucking dreadlocked faggot.
What's with you and the generalisations?
>Stop shitting up this thread with retarded analogies.
I'm not the one agressively attacking people that choose one form of transport over the other. I'm just wondering where all the cyclist hate comes from..
> It is about based Poland telling entitled faggots to fuck off, and guess what, fuckboi? That includes social dissidents in the form of SJW cyclists, regardless of your denying the phenomenon

To me it just seems like you're projecting American (and for some others, British/London) phenomena on bike-riding in general.

>>60031632
>Explain what how? There is a huge ideological push to destroy civilization and reverse development. Sort of like Rousseauiste fundamentalists. They like bikes. They want every car replaced with a bike.
Why does it necessarily have to be like that? Most people that own cars in this country also ride bikes..
>These folks by the way are millionaires who want to destroy the middle class and turn the whole world to Mexico while they retire to well guarded high-tech luxury islands. They're not really environmentalists, they're more what you could call centralizers and consolidators.

Seems like tie a lot of ramifications into riding a bike m8..

>>60030537
thanks based anonski

>>60031684

I merely pointed out that people in Anglo states often seem to hate cycling and cyclists... Australians, Americans, Brits etc. And that seems to hold true in this thread as well. I have no idea what Turk you're talking about.

>>60030339
>dumb bitch
>problem glass

Every time

>>60031662
There's a bit more to that. When Tzarist Russia put it's paws on Poland the poor nobles were the most troublesome, so the Tzar took nobility away from every noble that didn't at least own a village. These nobles mostly flocked to the cities, mixed with the common folk and basically became Intelligentsia. In a way this helped our national spirit, since every Pole, no matter what heritage identifies with the ancient values and imagery of Polish nobility.

POLAND NO

STOP HAVING COMMON SENSE

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>>60027553
>cyclists

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Go be faggots somewhere else

>>60031974
What do you mean by Anglo?

>>60028742

Fuckers block city on Friday evening during traffic jams making it even worse.

> they say they promote cycling

BTW I am using bike unless it is like -20 C outside.

PS Pooland does not exists, is is a lie anyway, annex it or bomb it pls

>>60031974

Then keep being an ignorant jew-loving tool.

>>60027553
Tell me about cyclists, why does he hate them?

>>60033055
They are a bunch of leftist faggots.

>>60029130

>Norcuck

Opinion discarded, go defile your own country some more, make your ancestors proud.

>>60032702
>What do you mean by Anglo?
English speaking countries that have (or had) some kind of tie to Britain.. See:
>>60031974
>Australians, Americans, Brits etc

>>60033012

You're an odd lad, lad.

>>60030537
>Being proud of nobility
>2015

>>60030779

This.

Why the fuck they mess with every tiny bit of our identity

> no freedom
> no faith
> no meat
> revolution was a lie
> solidarity was a lie

We are rekt.

>>60031031

We are rekt already. No need to send refugees in

lol

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>>60033374

verdammten Bauern

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>>60033374
>tfw all the good British nobility and gentry got themselves killed in WW1
The decline begins with that war. You need an aristocratic element to maintain values.

>>60029302
I see San Marino folks everyday here sir.

>>60027710

>papers here say the EU wants to revoke Poland's right to vote on EU issues cause of anti homo shit etc.
>meanwhile we bring in refugees who are anti-homo as fuck and who will not understand rules and values cause of muh Allah
>we complain about another country when years of human right fighting is being drained down the gutter but all we say is "I am sorry that they do not understand it, they are simple people who need to learn still"

I don't fucking get it.. I want off this ride /pol/

>>60031896
Because you are not trying to kike us over that much

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Damn, I never voted for PiS but i need to admit that so far they did nothing wrong.

>>60030987
i commute 35km to uni everyday after work. eat this lazy burger.

>>60031896
Yup, Hungary and Israel also have good relations.

>>60033055
leftist thinking about environment.

>>60033530


Now the only value is being rich. So you worship rich bankers and you want to become like them. And to copy thier behaviour. You know, the fuckin mimesis kind. You want to imitate a guy who does nothing but only deceives you and brainwash to smithereens.

This is the end.

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>>60027553

What's wrong with Vegetarians?

>>60031395
Well, in my experience... It's a pain in the ass to do a 20min travel in 1h because there are some happy guys cycling in front of me in a fucking mountain pass full of curves.

>>60030537
WE

>>60033982
they destroy culture and delicious cuisine. They are huge faggots who make it a big deal where groups go for business lunch etc.

>>60030679
>always playing the victim
This! Here they are all crying about "muh road genocide"

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>>60029953
Nice.

>>60033982

THE STRONG

PREY

ON THE WEAK

DO NOT DEFY THE NATURAL ORDER

Religion is fucking stupid as hell. religion is anti polish, anti human, anti reason, anti western civilization.

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>>60029250
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our party leader guy who is jew (kalkstein) is ruling entire party even though he doesn't appear public very often now. he plots with jews to spare poland from cultural genocide in exchange for asylum for jews

>It has nothing to do with polish values or traditions

Poland being any conservative is an post communistic idea. Our true traditions are centered around tolerance(first country where you had relative religious freedoms), equality(one of the first EU countries to let woman vote), multiculturalism(poles were like 70% iirc). If you don't believe me then, just read up some history books and you will come to the same conclusions. Now you might be asking

>then how come we are so conservative as of right now?

well it has to do with communism. the church was a place of relative freedom at that time so generations that lived in post ww2 poland associate it with good things and get triggered when someone 'insults' it, and therefore their childhood(or at least that what they feel like).

Also I want to note, that it wasn't todays leftwing either, It was more about living together in a big union but it wasn't strictly conservative either.

Cyclists BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

WILL THE BIKE SHAGGERS EVER RECOVER FROM THIS

>>60027553
you can't do that! that's against the rules! POLAAAAAAND NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

SCREEEEEE

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>>60035062
OYYYY VEEEY

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>>60029953

>>60034600
> rights actually believe that shit

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>>60031896
That only reinforces the eternal jew idea

>>60036462
>idea
>not biological eternal law of nature

>>60035824
>what is the melian dialogue
The strong do what they can, and the weak suffer what they must.

>>60030553
Nothing is wrong with cyclists. It's the faggot cagers that endanger us because they're too fat to walk

Cyclists and vegetarians are odd groups of people to single out. Don't get me wrong, cyclists and vegetarians are faggots, but I didn't know they were a threat to Polish culture.

>>60037820
Cyclist are polish SJW, I tell you.

FUCKING BIKES