SAVE RAND THREAD 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
WE HAVE THE POWER TO PUT YEB AND CRISPY ON THE NEXT KIDDY TABLE.
A new poll released by The Economist/YouGov has Rand Paul at 6%, higher than Yeb, Christie and others. If we SPAM EMAIL REALCLEARPOLITICS this news, Rand will defeat Yeb and Crispy in average poll numbers, kicking them of the Adult Table and keeping Rand on.
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Glad this is catching on, we need as many Anti-NeoCons in the debate as possible.
When Rand Paul was being polled he did the best against Clinton.
Rand Paul has all the best ideas without having to hyperbolic statements that turn off non-rightists.
If Jeb goes to the kiddy table Trump will definitely bully him for it, then find someone else to bully. Probably Randlet, Kasich, or Rubio. Pretty much anyone other than Cruz/Carson, but hopefully Rubio.
On the other hand, Yeb will finally be pushed over the edge and an hero. We can meme a presidential candidate into suicide, /pol/. I don't know why we haven't started yet.
I made this copypasta, Maybe half should do one and half the other?
"I noticed the site was aggregating an Economist/YouGov poll for Obama’s favor-ability ratings. The same organization polled registered and likely Primary voters on their Preferred Republican Nominee for President. I was wondering why this poll has not been included in your aggregate of the Republican primary.
The poll itself https://d25d2506sfb94s.cloudfront.net/cumulus_uploads/document/88txvi0ixm/econTabReport.pdf "
also, Yeb! will likely pic related at the kiddie table, then carson will have 3 second of silence for him and trump will continue to bully him
They use YouGov/Economist polls for other things like Congressional approval though.
It's also worth considering online polls, since they count the "youths" perhaps more accurately than others.
Beta manlet confirmed with one tweet
>tfw no matter how poorly i do in the debate my dad still takes me to get mcdonalds
The real /pol/ supports Rand. Only the meme /pol/ supports Trump.
>implying the memes are separate from reality anymore
I like both of them but I think Trump is the stronger presidential candidate
Rand I see as an currently-untenable ideal, Trump I see as a solution
>/pol/ is one person
Even back during the Rand days people would shit up the threads nonstop
I was one of those people, fuck the flipfloping manlet
Why didn't you listen?