Why do demoshits always drive small, ballless cars /pol/?

>>59969523
>calling a Mercedes ball less

>>59969668

anything with a 0-60 of 6 seconds or more is ball-less

>>59969749
any car with a 0-60 time under 6 seconds is a fucking super car.

anything over 0-60 In 10 seconds maybe considered ballless

>>59969749
My Jeep would like a word. It's not fast. But it can go so many fucking places your faggy sportscar can't even begin to reach.

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>>59969949
>any car with a 0-60 time under 6 seconds is a fucking super car

>>59970159
Why the fuck do you need to go to these mud holes and secluded forests anyways? Need somewhere quite to make out with your cousin?

No interest is starting a family

>>59969523
Is that car covered in CURRENT YEAR paint?

>>59969668
>>59969949
>>59970581
Must be cold in Canada this winter, he's really going for Australian levels here.

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>>59969949
>any car with a 0-60 time under 6 seconds is a fucking super car.

>>59969949

what

>>59970581
It's a way to explore and connect with the wilderness. Something a Muslim wouldn't understand.

>>59970159

>drives a jeep
>calls any other car faggy

I bet you lifted it too like a little fag boy

>>59969523
I'm not a dem, but I drive a mini cooper. What does that mean?

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>>59969523
this fucking car is a joke
https://youtu.be/GkFTO1qpBoE
>>59970691
ha!

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i want one tbqh.

>>59969523
why do people with small dick always have to drive big cars/trucks?

>>59970981
Hey, I know that parking lot, that's the cow palace. Daly city, CA.

>>59970581
It's nice to go out and explore. Being innawoods is a wonderful thing Mohammed. You should try it. >>59970949
Nope. Neither of my jeeps are lifted. My Wrangler is a bone stock JKU, and my Willy's M38A1 is already close to perfection without any faggy mods.

Crown Victoria is true podracing

>>59971126
Meant for OP

>>59970940
if you wanna do that gay nature shit why don't you go on foot or ride a mountain bike? at least those are universally respected activities.

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Make way faggots

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>>59970581
>>59970949
>There are people in this world who will never know the pure joy of driving a Wrangler

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>>59969523
>>59969668

These are fun to drive in the city.

Accelerates like crazy.
Steers like a go-cart.

Why can't conservitard enjoy themselves?

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>>59969523
I personally refer to them as "cuckmobiles"

>small cars
Small dicked guys, probably cucks;
>big cars
Big dicked alphas.

>>59971457
They make you look effeminate.

I'm not saying you need to drive a Hummer (original, all others are for fags), but that shit is embarrassing.

>>59970581
You are not welcome in white countries

>>59971457
They represent compromise... we hate compromise more than defeat.

>>59971245
Or just rent a jeep.

It's retarded to drive one all year just to go off-road for a couple of days.

>>59971557
>having no masculinity so you have to rely on your car to make you look masculine

I cvould drive a hot pink corvette and still be a BIGGER MAN Than you

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>>59971345
>they'll never know what it's like to take your daily driver out to the top of Alaskan Hills

>>59971557

they make you look effeminate if the car looks effeminate, no matter the size

>>59971627
You don't own one.

Just rent them when you need to get around the city.

>>59971187

Jeeps are disgusting vehicles made for retarded innawoods faggots. Drive a decent vehicle that isn't a piece of shit.

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>>59969523

Cars don't have testicles. Unless you're a redneck who bolts on some truck nutz.

Cars are not male or female. They have nothing to do with your masculinity. Possessions in general do not make you more or less masculine, but they are often used to compensate by the insecure.

A car is a tool. The considerations for a tool, if you are rational, consist of stuff like efficiency, endurance, durability, price and so on. "How manly it makes me look" does not enter into it unless you are mentally a child.

>ITT dumb reddishits

>>59971641
I live in Alaska. 4wd is a necessity sometimes during the winter. A jeep serves as a daily driver and a fun off-roader quite well.

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>attaching masculinity to consumer nonsense

Lemme guess I'm also balless because I don't drink estrogen filled cow milk and fattening steaks

>>59971557
Exactly my point:
You can't have fun becasue you care too much what others think.

>>59971772
>Jeep
>piece of shit
>innawoods somehow bad

Look Jamal. I know you're upset you can't afford a nice vehicle. I'm sure your Honda Civic is the dopest ricer on your block though.

>>59971847
>I live in Alaska.

Then who gives a shit about you, Eskimo?

>>59969523
>Needing a certain car to define your masculinity.

>>59971920
Caring about what others think is the basis for society

>>59971670
I could do that in my moms Volvo you dumbass... I don't understand why men need to buy a truck that looks like it's ment for war just to get around and occasional drive through a pond or over a log.

>>59971764
Renting is the epitome of compromise.

so what's a good car for when you're hopelessly bad at parking?

when i took my dmv road test, i had blow the observer so he wouldn't fail me on the parallel park.

>>59971764
You aren't helping your argument

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>mfw my retarded coworkers drive huge pickups that break down every other month
>mfw i actually live in the country and have farm animals

>>59969949
ITT a V6 Mustang is a supercar

>owning the petroleum jew

>>59969668
>arab detected

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>>59971975

Jeeps are objectively bad vehicles. They have poor handling, poor fuel efficiency, poor crash testing ratings, poor reliability, and they are slow as shit. Hell they aren't even that good at offloading without modification. They fail at every reliable metric that we attach to an automobile.

There just ins't an excuse to drive one. Jeep owners are telling the world with their purchase that they lack any critical thinking and prefer to own possessions without any inkling of quality.

>>59969523

I think the most important thing is that you own your own car outright and haven't leased it / hire purchased it.

I would take my E34 525i over a leased F10 530d any day.

>>59969523
It's for the visibility factor
"Hey everyone look at me being selfless and noble and pure saving the environment by driving an overpriced miserably ugly and uncomfortable car!!"

Same reason some medeivals wore hair shirts and self flagellated in public, senpai

The modern left is a new take on medeival outlooks
Socialism is repackaged feudalism
White Guilt and self abuse for the environment are the new religious fervor
Global Warming is the new End of Days Cult
Even the reliance on Aristotelian rhetoric instead of scientific proof is straight outta da monastery

>>59972103
try a suburban.

>>59971846

Well, I did make about 10 different b8 threads just to see what would take hold.

This is one of many. Imagine my joy when the front page is full of my shitty b8 threads.

Makes me wonder how much of everyones lives I just wasted.

I just walk. I can go anywhere.

>>59972102
Unless you own dozens of vehicles, each perfect for each particular journey you undertake, you're compromising.

By renting you can have the uncompromising best vehicle every time.

>>59969949
>mfw Subaru Forester goes 0-60 in eight seconds.

>>59971345
>[current year] minus 5
>Owning shit tier Chrysler products

>>59972088
Your mom's Volvo needs more than 6 inches ground clearance to get anywhere near where I was. And enjoy looking like a fag while you drive.
>>59972005
I'm no tundrawookie

>>59972406
>By renting you can have the uncompromising best vehicle every time.

Bullshit

You are restricting yourself to what a rental company negotiated to buy in cheap fleet purchases

And you are only going to have a choice of what they have in stock in your location the day you are renting

Car rental is the antithesis of choice

>>59972321
My JKU Rubicon is basically an American landrover. Gas mileage isn't terrible, and it's a vehicle I enjoy driving. It's strange, but if Jeeps are so terrible, why do they hold their value so well? And I'm not talking about "jeeps". I'm talking about real jeeps. Wranglers.

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>>59972561
Moms Volvo is super comfy and easily has 6 inches of ground clearance and incredibly practical...Have fun with your hearing loss from all that highway road noise.

>>59972791
>frat bro unlimited
you are right wranglers are king, but only actual wranglers

>>59972837
>>59972561
>>59972462
Suburas and Volvos like that are pretty nice. Not necessarily masculine, but definitely not a cuckmobile.

They are more butch-lesbian which is at least intimidating to most women and liberals.

>>59969949
I have a mini van that can do that.

>>59972837
My jeep has twice that gc, and I still was scraping the skid plates. My wrangler is quiet compared to even my friends 08 Subaru.
My jeep is better in the practicality metric by far than your cuckmobile

>>59969668
>smart
>mercedes

Choose one .

Just cause MERC owns smart , doesn t mean it s the same quality, they are overpriced shitty boxes. My friend bought one for 12k euro . Fucking faggot he is .

>>59972880
I also own a Korean War vintage jeep. If that helps my case.

>>59971253
>too much caffiene headlights
mazda pls

>>59972699
>there is only one car rental company.
>you can't reserve cars in advance.

>>59971457
Drive then anywhere else but the inner city, its fucking terrifying.

>>59972699
You right . Only once it happened that i got the car that i actually wanted . It was a surprise .

>>59973063
>Thinking a Subaru is quiet
>thinking the more ground clearance the better...
>thinking grave digger would be the ultimate practical car.

>>59973233
Everyone I know who bought an antique jeep overpaid

>>59973266
You're not even ALLOWED to go outside the city.

>>59973239
You don't get out much, do you?
I rent cars often, it's always a pain in the ass and I always feel lucky on those rare occasions I actually get a close proximty of what I want

>>59973181
you say that and yet I can drive up to a 5 star restaurant and not look out of place when I hand the valet the keys to my smart.

>>59969523

are we still equating vehicle ownership with masculinity? are we still toddlers?

>>59973266
>>59973365

(not becasue it's "scary" (it's not), but becasue you leave them for the next person to use, it's like public transport only much nicer)

>>59973305
Didn't buy it. Got it from my grandpa. He knew I liked it and that I would take care of it. He didn't ever drive it any more. So he gave it to me when I graduated.

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>your car determines your masculinity!

they got you good, anons

You guys will argue over the political/gender/degenerate assignment of everything. It's pathetic.
You're so ducking insecure that you will argue over the political meaning of which brand of toiletry paper people use.
For the record, I drive a truck. A manual 18 wheeler. Knowing all of you, though, you'll bitch about trucking and how gay logistics are.

>>59973665
And even if it did:

How many people have you met while driving?

It's only strangers who see you.

I saw a drop top smart car a couple days ago. I laughed for a solid minute straight.

>>59973665
fuck off, that friendly car salesman told me that bigger cars equals to bigger dicks

car salesmen are our greatest allies

>>59973738
They only keep the trucking industry alive so that the DEA can meet their quota of busting meth head truck drivers.

A computer could drive a truck much better than you ever can.

I want one cause I think they are cute and silly. Drove one and it was fun as hell. No I am not a woman

>>59973665
>>59971557
Seriously, you have bigger issues if your car determines how much of a man you are.

>>59969949
Dude my factory stock 2011 RAV4 Sport V6 makes 0-60 in under 6 seconds, but only on high octane fuel. On standard grade fuel it's like 6.2 seconds.

Many cars have good pickup these days.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0tBM6T27WVg

Why is it the people with the biggest cars are always the worst drivers?

The last thing we need on the road is more assholes taking up way too much space going way too fast in something way too big.

>>59973986
Holy know that computers don't have the height of overpasses built into them, right? Drivers that only use the computer get the tops of their trailers torn off.

>>59974013
The last thing we need is people like you telling us what we do or do not need you berniefag.

>>59969523
>2016
>still falling for the automobile jew

You know what's masculine? Practicality. Cars are for transportation. Who cares how it looks.

>>59969523
Shieeet, I remember those tiny little kiddy cars.

One time we had several of those things out and my friend t-boned me so hard the fucking thing flipped over and skidded like several feet.

I climbed out and pushed his stupid road raging ass over and we got into a funny argument after that.

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Small vehicles are fun.

>>59972321
>Jeeps are objectively bad vehicles.
You sit higher and get better vision of the road over sedans roofs. But mostly looking at everyone down and being bigger triggers core psychologic triggers of human.

>>59974150
lmao.. you mean they are already working on technology to make big rigs driven only by computers? ahahaah that's fuckking hilarious. I'm sure with a bit of research and development they can make computers that can judge bridge height.

>>59969668
>Merc

A C+Class is barely a Mercedes let alone this piece of shit.

True story I know an Ethiopian that has one of these with a leopard print exterior.

>>59969949
>Drive 1999 Saab 9-5 Aero estate automatic with a ECU remap
>Weighs just shy of 2 metric tons, makes about 270hp at the wheels
>0-60 is 6.2 seconds

Holy shit I drive a supercar, and it only cost me £500!

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>>59974340
Tell me that's not practical you fucking prick. and he still gets better fuel mileage than an f150

>>59974150
>Holy know that computers don't have the height of overpasses built into them, right?
>what are lidars and radars

>>59974735
>ruining your aero because you can't fit 4 feet of snowmobile in your car

Plus the GVWR for a smart car is like 900KG, so you can't actually carry anything heavier than a couple of fat dudes

>>59974661
>270+hp
>light car
> tuned ecu
=. Wolf in Sheeps cloths

>>59975067
>2 tonnes
>Light car

It's 1790KG without my 110KG arse in it, with me and my (also fatass) mates, it's easily breaking 2300KG

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>everyone is mad

>>59975208
Single cab short bed is sexy as all hell.

I want to get me a ute, since you really can't get cooler than a car based pickup. All the cool of a sports car, with all the cool of a pickup as well

>>59974900
suck my dick you fucking faggot

>>59975340
>Being this mad your toy car can't carry anything

I actually looked up the specs on a smart car to check btw. I was only a little off. Max rated cargo capacity is 227KG and change, so a smart car can't legally seat two average Americans

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>>59975484
Image related, I do love Edmunds. It's got all kinds of cool little facts like the GVWR that just aren't listed elsewhere.

>>59971253
Literally my dream car.

>>59969523
They aren't compensating for the lack of erectile length.

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>>59975340
god damn calm down mr. leaf man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSfgkLzuBSc

Muh economy bro

>>59974735
Are you retarded? Try reading what I wrote one more time and you'll realize I was defending your shitty little car.

>>59975533
I also find it strange that such a light car barely manages to scrape 36 (american) mpg combined. My mums Fiat Panda gets about the same, weighs more, has a bigger engine, seats 5 and doesn't need high octane fuel.

>>59969949
my donkey goes faster than that canuck
holy shit your nanny state sucks

>>59974553
>>59974886
I know they're working on it, have been for years. It's far from perfect though.
The big issue jus that clearance height is measured once for most overpasses. Over the years, conditions change that make the official brought inaccurate. Also, computers tend to look for the shortest route, which might be longer on account of realistic speed limitations. Mountain passes are a good example of that.
All said, if you really want to argue trucking being computerized, that's fine, but it will come at the same pace as personal vehicles doing the same.

>>59975765
I actually have that engine in my smart car... it's crazy fast man but mine is twin turbo so it's got even more pep to it :)

>>59975781
hmm interesting.. I took your comment as in "The Jew has tricked libtards into buying shitty overpriced anit global warming cars". I'm so confused right now and don't know how I feel now.

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>>59969523
>Needing a car to try and define yourself.
>Being this pathetically bland and banal.
>pic related. It was my first car.
>Audi A2 1.6 FSI Petrol, leather seats, sunroof, fast, agile, economical, good for the environment, unbelievably safe, technically reliable and spacious inside due to advanced ergonomics and plenty of storage space.
>This is a car ameritards.

>>59976269
>Audi A2
>technically reliable
>fast
>agile

Why would someone just go on the internet and lie like that?

>>59976269
You're a faggot, my a6 quattro would fuck your fag mobile up.

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>>59975208
There's like one dude in my town with a big American pickup, always clogging up the narrow streets.
It's really annoying.

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look at it this way dems love to dive cars they will die on impact in

it's a self solving problem

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>>59976490
I used to live near the guy that DDs this montrosity

It's cool as hell, but as wide as a typical british lane, which means he slows the fuck out of traffic everywhere he goes.

The /o/ in me is having a fucking aneurysm right now.

>>59976251
What I meant was "The Jew has tricked the goyim into spending ridiculous amounts of money on a car that does far more than what they need it to."

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>>59976344
Fucking obviously tard. I said it was my first car.
Back in 2003.
Now I'm driving an S7 bitch.
And yes. I am gay.

>>59976269
Lol. Whats funny is he is being serious.

>>59972837

Lol that's one of the faggiest looking cars I've ever seen

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The smaller the better.

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>>59975999
>I know they're working on it, have been for years. It's far from perfect though
Every self-driving car got at least lidars.

My main problem... what the fuck does a SMAHT CAH do that a fucking honda fit or ford fiesta or toyota Yaris can't? Each of the examples I listed even gets better gas mileage than a smart car.

Smart cars are for people who buy with their feels instead of their minds.

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>>59977428
But how can you safely drive a car when you don't feel for your car?
A car is an extension of your body and mind, not some kind of tool!

>>59969668
>>59969949

Holy shit guys please stop, its not funny anymore

>>59971670

>being this much of a faggot.

I am positive you were born in the lower 48.

Go home.

>>59971851
this

people in this thread are literally goys falling for the masculinity propaganda

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>>59970159
>mfw I want a jeep
>mfw I currently drive a Jaguar
I mean, I love my Jag because its a manual trans, but I wish I had a wrangler

>>59970159
Junk Each and Every Part... get a land rover...

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Am I a fag for wanting this?

>>59978446

Flamingly so.

>>59978298
>Manual Jaguar

There's rare as shit even here, how did you strike so lucky in Automatica?

>>59978446
>Am I a fag for wanting this?

not even my friend.

>>59976610
>image
you're basically driving a semi at this point

>>59977338
I understand that. Self driving trucks are still experimental and subject to flaws, though. Eventually, I'm sure it will be common, but only when all cars are also automated. The biggest problem that trucks face are cars. Machines need the reaction, understanding of surroundings, etc, to drive as well as a human. That will take time.

>>59976610

Not his fault your roads are glorified sidewalks.

>>59978611
Legally, it is a semi here as in you need a commercial drivers license to drive one due to the excessive weight (IIRC since it's an F650, it clocks in about 7 metric tonnes)

>>59978633
Not gonna argue that, British roads are appalling, both in size and quality.

>>59978549
No idea how, but I guess I just got super lucky. And I bought it about a month ago. I didn't know how to drive manual, but I learned in about 2 days, The only thing that rustles me about it, is that it doesn't have an aux cord connector, so I have to use a shitty fm transmitter.

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>>59975283
I bought mine cuz it was cheaper than all the quad cabs but It turns out I really like how dodge made theirs. 5.7L v8 in a little truck and it hauls ass but on the highway it steps down to 4 cylinders and I get like 13l/100km out of it. Best of both worlds, steers like a car and its small enough to squeeze into places and its fast as hell but I still get to sit up high with lots of cab space and ground clearance from a truck, 10/10 would recommend.

>>59971457
Why are all these modern metro cars styled to look like toddler toys? Makes me instantly think it's marketed towards man children. At least give it some real style. I agree that would be a fun city go kart, but it looks gay as fuck. Half the people driving them have corny "IAMSMART" esque license plates.

>>59978831
Take care of it, Jags are fantastic if you keep on top of the maintenance.

>briefly own a neglected 1995 XJR
>Picked it up from local Ford dealer for £800
>Gearbox shit itself literally 4 days after I bought it, refused to shift above 3rd
>Electronically controlled automatic, got quoted at £8000 to replace it, apparently no way to fix it
>Sold it back to the dealer I bought it from for £500
>It's still sitting on the backlot, slowly rusting away

And then I bought a BMW with no rear brakes, followed by a Saab with a bad immobilizer. I really need to stop buying cars for less than a grand.

>>59969523
The thing I love about this is that it's called SMART!
Looks pretty smart too!

>>59978932
I'm seriously considering picking up a Ford P100 (Sierra ute) but I really have no need for a truck, I just think they're cool.

>>59971253

man if only it was available here with popups and a wankel...

>>59979132
Damn man, that sounds horrible. I have a 2004 X-Type and the guy who I bought it from had replaced the clutch about 3 months ago, so I feel really good about this car. And the best part is: I paid 3000 for it

>>59969523
>needing a v8 to justify having testicles/masculinity
You cucks sure are superficial

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What do you faggots think of my car? The Ford Puma.
>Born in 1997
>Brought in 2014
>'''''sports car'''''
>Hits 128mph (205kmh)
>0-60 in 9 seconds
>Chavmobile

>>59978952
Are you not familiar with how tech works?
When the m16 was issued in Vietnam, soldiers called it a toy. Now, new cars are compared to toys. This is what future tech is like. Like it or not, this is how it is. That is what we call reality. Get with the times.

>>59979382
X type is a literal Ford Mondeo in a tuxedo, not a bad car but not really a true jag. That said, Mondeos are some pretty good cars in their own right, so really it's a cheap Mondeo with leather seats.

$3000 seems a bit much, but that might due to manual tax in America. I can pick them up in good nick for about £1200 here. (~$1800)

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>>59978952
To be honest, I really hate how car design has been dumbed down.

>>59979413
That better be a 1.7 mate, cause otherwise you just bought a gay(er) Fiesta.

The 1.7 is a proper mini style runabout though. I really like them.

>>59969949
My 5 speed 89 Ford Ranger can do 0-60 in about 7 seconds if I'm trying really hard

>>59979529
Eh, it is my first car, so I kinda said fuck it. Once I save maybe 5000, I'm gonna sell the Jag and get a truck or a wrangler.

>>59979413
Looks a lot like Ford Ghia, just longer.

>>59971217
Buy p71.
Drive really slow threw nigger zones.
Profit?

>>59969523
I drive a 94 Miata because it handles well. I agree with damn near every stereotype except car stereotypes.

>>59979607
Yep, it's the 1.7i 16V 3d

>>59979833
Wasn't the Ghia a 4 door?

>>59969949
My 1.8lt turbo does 0-100 in 8 seconds lol

>>59979806
Fair enough, I considered an X Type for my frist car but at 17 the insurance would have been in the order of £300 a month (the car was £900) so I settled on a Hyundai Accent for the same price (and still outrageous insurance of £92 a month)

I might get one a bit further down the line, I've always liked small V6s

>>59979949
In that case, top tier car mate, mildly jelly here. Every one I see for sale around these parts are 1.4s.

>>59979949
My friend had a 3 door version when I was in highschool. He used to drive us to the mall to buy more booze and snacks. Good times.

>>59979951
Goddamn man, 300 for insurance? If I would have gotten insurance by myself I would have probably paid 200 (dollars) tops, but since I got it with my dad, I'm only paying 138 right now, it also doesn't seem like a bad price, considering I'm 19.

>>59979984
Cheers, otherwise I wouldn't of settled with it.

I'm surprised the 1.4 is more popular in some places. Chavs don't want it as it's not appealing to them, and nor do Women, as they prefer even smaller cars.

1.7's seem to be quite popular around north Kent, Essex and Stoke though, according to Autotrader

>>59969523
That's a smart car. They're for city living so you can more easily get parked.

>>59980285
Up here in Scotland the 1.4 was enormously popular for some reason, I rarely see 1.7s for sale at all, and when they do appear they're priced £500-1000 above the average

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>>59972088
>>59972837
>>59972941
>>59972561

who else volvo in here

Pre 2000 Volvo master race, they went downhill after they got cucked by Ford

Bring back the boxy wagon style

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKOVF1qwPzI

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>>59979413
every time I see a ford like this that's silver it's being driven by white trash welfare cocksuckers and it's rusted and beaten to shit and back, and one of the windows is ALWAYS ducttaped shut

otherwise it looks bland as fuck m8. really dystopian in a way

>>59980243
British insurance rates are completely unregulated and highly inflated. It's mandatory (the penalty for not having insurance is a £2000 fine and ta 12 month ban from driving) so the insurance companies know they can get away with shafting us since we have no choice.

Hell, I'm 22 and still paying £70 a month with no accidents, but I do change my car often and they love to tack on an extra £20-30 for changing car

>>59977338
thank god for LIDAR, fucks up the police speed measuring lasers, hope it becomes more prevalent

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>>59969949
>any car with a 0-60 time under 6 seconds is a fucking super car

>>59979863
Loved by black panther until it shit it's transmission at 136k.
Every nigger you'd pass walking would always look over their shoulder as you passed by, heh.
You could always tell which ones had warrants.

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>>59969523
I hope none of you own a Toyobaru.

>>59980624
I'm not sure if American rates are regulated, but most of the time insurance is pretty expensive. Do you know how much your insurance payment would go up if you had 2 or 3 cars?
Here in the US having 2 cars won't kill your wallet insurance-wise, but having more than that and your payment will pretty bad.

I like small cars because they are easier to park and are quirky on the road
My brother have touareg and steering it feels like im handling a ship

>>59969523
They believe trying to be prepared and capable must just be saying you have a small dick, so they do the opposite to throw people off, but really everyone knows they're a fag.

>>59980859

I really love the sister van Chevy Express van

Maximum comfy seats, going bumps feels like you are springy cloud. Handles like a minivan

Then take the ford e series vans, which is a complete opposite of those

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>>59969949
Mfw my stock civic si is a super car

>>59981014
When the BMW failed its MOT (road worthiness test, kinda like smog in California, but more in depth and applies to more than just emissions) I tried to get the Saab on the same insurance, so I could drive the Saab while fixing up the BMW.

Both on the same policy would have been a £90 payment up front, plus spiking my payment from £62 to £126 a month. So I went with just the Saab at £92 a month and sold the BMW.

I kind of miss it but i needed a shit tone of work.

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fucking "smart car" bullshit
> easy parking
> cheap to operate
> seats 2
> easy to drive in crowded city center

sounds likme youre describing my ride (pic related)
except my shit is also...

> fast
> fun
> reliable
> great on long road trips
> super badass on windy mountain roads
> suitable for operation in back country
> not womanish
> makes ladies squeal in delight
> costs about 1/10th the price of a "smart car"
> can be parked in my living room
> can be disassembled and rebuilt in a weekend
> not faggy.

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>Why

to save energy, duh

>>59981276
b-but it's not a car...

>>59981276
Viragos are insanely cool, and cheap as chips too.

I just wish I had my A class so I could actually ride one.

>>59971557
I used to feel this way too, when I was a teenager and insecure about my masculinity

>>59981276
>10 times more death and violent injury rate in the accident
>can't drive wearing suit

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ZERO TO SIXTY IN A LIGHTNING FAST EIGHTEEN SECONDS

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>>59981276
i just want to see you drive that shit in finland now that it is deep winter.
No?
I thought so.


Dont get me wrong, i own 2 wheels also, but in winter i drive Toyota aygo.
Comfy doghouse.

>>59981247
Hmm? I don't know how it works in different states (I live in LA) but I've never heard of road worthiness tests or anything. I just had to give the insurance people the VIN number and some other basic information like the year and type of engine and I got my insurance in like 20 minutes.

>>59980503
I'm suprised these are in USA. I thought USA had their own version of Ford.

Also that's just a quick pic I got from Jewgle. My one is a very dark navy blue, has blacked out headlights/windows and has a small sensible spoiler on the back.`I wanted to fuck around with moderating it, plus I got it done cheap because my m8s a mechanic. My one looks a lot more edgy and attractive than the standard one desu

ITT underage muh masculinity goodgoy posters

drive the cheapest, most reliable car senpaitachi

i want >>>/o/ to [spoiler]stay[/spoiler]

>>59979132
learn to fix shit.

fuck, you europoors are pathetic

i bought a 1986 audi 2000 w/ manual gearbox for ONE DOLLAR (cuz it was a pile of junk)

spent $300 in parts and 2 weekends on it

rode that fucker for nearly 220k miles till some drunk fucker rear-ended me

before that, it was a 63 dodge dart GT

$120
$200 in parts
drove it for nearly 7 years

you fags just dont have the Y chromosome or what?

>>59981785
Here in the UK we have yearly MOTs.

They check your wipers, emissions, frame rust, tyre tread, brakes, ABS (if you have it), headlight alignment and some other stuff I forget, and if they aren't within a certain "safe" area your MOT is refused until it's fixed.

It keeps the worst deathtraps off the road, but at the same time fails a lot of good cars on shit like no windscreen wiper fluid, or not enough tread on your spare tyre.

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Must-have 1: Amazing MPG

While other vehicles make their competitive claims within a few MPGs of one another, we needed Elio to take it to the stratosphere. As we continue to engineer the Elio for up to 84 MPG, we officially have liftoff.
Must-have 2: Uncompromised Safety

Elio is engineered to the highest safety standards. Each Elio comes equipped with a Safety Management System that includes three airbags – a reinforced roll-cage frame, Anti-Lock Braking System, and 50% larger crush zones than similar vehicles.
Must-have 3: All-American Pedigree

Elio is American-made with 90% North American content, and we have re-engineered existing technology throughout. That means no trial and error anywhere. Just tried and true everywhere.
Must-have 4: Low Price

It seems like everything just costs more today. Houses, cars, heck, even a gallon of milk and a box of cereal. At Elio Motors, we believe wallets need a break. A new vehicle targeted $6,800 base price is not just what people want. It’s what they need.

>>59974331
It's not about need. I don't judge you for driving a big car. I judge you for being as big as an asshole as your car is big.

>>59981947
>The manual gearbox in an entry level 80s Audi (when they were reliable) is exactly the same as the electromechanical gearbox in a top tier 90s Jaguar

But keep going on about how I'm pathetic for not shelling out thousands of pounds for a replacement gearbox in my £800 jag.

>>59981621
> B-b-b-but motorcycles are D-d-d-dangerous!!

thanks mom. i promise ill be careful!

> cant wear a suit on a bike
yes you can. i rode my bike in a suit many times

>>59981716
> california 365/year motorbike weather

yeah, U Jelly

also Dat Pic.
lulz.

>>59969949
TIL my piece of shit falling apart 4-door 4 cylinder Honda accord is a supercar

>>59981989
Thankfully we don't have that here. I just wish I was 21 so I could conceal carry. I tend to live in a niggerish state.

>>59981947
The high cost may not have been from replacing the transmission, but it may have been from the transmission itself.

>>59982398
Yeah, it's pretty stupid and if there wasn't' ANPR everywhere I would just ignore it.

>The high cost may not have been from replacing the transmission, but it may have been from the transmission itself.

This is also correct, a refurbished tranny would have ran me about £6000 plus £2000 fitting. That's not a new gearbox, but another old one ripped out a junker. I don't think I'll buy another luxury performance car for a while, at least until I can actually afford it and I'm not a 20 year old getting wrapped up in OMG ITS A SUPERCHARGED JAG

>>59981804
> I thought USA had their own version of Ford

Protip: Ford is an AMERICAN company.


they make a line of faggy europoor cars for britbongs, and give them silly names, but it's still Ford.

> muh bongistan ford is edgy and tricked out w/ spoilers n shit...

what do you call ricers in bongistan?

ohh yeah, Tossers.

>>59969949
I had a 05 Nissan Altima that got to 60 in 6.1 seconds
You are fuccking retarded

>>59982337
I could almost envy you, but since i also own snow mobile and love winter, ill skip the envy part.

You cant drive snow mobile in california.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFa4Suw3tSQ

>>59969523
OP still uses a scooter

>>59982577
Do you live in one of the major cities in England? And if you do, is it actually full of muslims and shit or are those just memes?

>>59982132
> cant fix a tranny
> bought a car with a fucked up tranny
> asking for it.

ohh nigel.
i just finished rebuilding theV8 engine in my brother's dodge.
a tranny is child's play
you dont "replace" a transmission, you rebuild it.
and automatic transmissions are not "gearboxes"

you bought a car on the cheap without the knowledge to diagnose problems, and without the skill to fix them.

typical bongistan foolishness.

>>59979436
The original M16s claimed to clean themselves, and did have problems with the plastic being too weak. Those were legitimate insults.

>>59982636
ORLY?

you know we do have mountains in california.
snowmobiling is a popular sport up in the high country during winter.
theres even a few places that hire out for winter excursions by dog sled up in the cascades near the oregon border

down LA way, it's all about jet skis, all year long son.
bikinis and surfboards and jet skis and movie stars.

... and mexicans.

>>59982577
> cant rebuild own tranny
> cant tell that the tranny is shot
> cant blame anybody but self.

>>59982578
Interesting factoid, Ford of Britain was actually far more successful in the 70s, 80s and 90s than daddy Ford, so successful that today the majority of Ford cars on the road in America were designed by Ford of Europe (formerly Ford of Britain/Germany)

The Focus, Fiesta, Ka, Mondeo and Transit are all Ford of Europe designs.

>>59982856
>Be 20
>Have no idea about cars
>Buy used jag for £800 from dodgy garage
>Gearbox fails
>2 years later, American calls me pathetic for not knowing how to rebuild a tranny despite no one to teach me, no tools, no space to do it and said tranny being a notoriously unreliable sack of shit

But yeah, I'm pathetic because of a lack of knowledge that I would realistically use once. I try not to make a habit of buying cars with problems that make them undriveble. This unfortunately isn't America where I have a 4 car garage I can rebuild shit in, or shittons of land. I've got a shitty council flat, a parking spot and a tiny shed that barely fits my Saab leaving no space to work on it.

I do maint on the side of the road, but major fixes are out of my reach, unless you want to donate all the books and tools I'd need to refurbish a 25 year old gearbox that's probably never seen a fluid change.

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>>59979581
Circle headlights, and cigar shape bodies should be hailed as the classical architecture of car design. Stylists are so obsessed with progression they are willing to turn everything shitty in the name of progress.

>>59983194
>be 20
>don't know shit about cars
>but shit car without knowing
>Can't fix it
>Sell it back for most of the same cost

I freely admit my own foolishness, but it's hardly pathetic to know nothing of automatics when you live in a country where 95% of cars are manual.

>>59982578
>Protip: Ford is an AMERICAN company.
I already know this, but I didn't know they made the euro ones in USA, let alone drive them

>ohh yeah, Tossers.
Someone obviously found out their milk was out of date this morning.

No, like I said, it has sensible moderate spoilers. I went for more of a classier look than what some youth would go for, you know, Making it look totally stupid like they do. Also, I forgot to mention mine has very thin chrome lines on the sides, and on the bumpers.

But yeah, whatever.

>>59982242
>yes you can. i rode my bike in a suit many times
Well maybe in California. In Russia it's 9 months of mud flowing down the roads (((

>>59980449
500 1000 isn't too bad actually. Though it depends what condition they're in. Also, it's always important to know who previously owned it.

>>59983222
> be me
> 12 years old
> crouched with gramps' under his el camino replacing the starter motor
> be 16
> out in the desert replacing a broken leaf spring with gramps
> be 18 rebuild my first engine and transmission
> '63 dodge dart GT w/ 225 slant 6 and pushbutton shift automatic
> be 20
> restored first motorcycle, 1972 Honda CB750 cafe racer

excuses excuses excuses.

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>>59969523
>Why do demoshits always drive small, ballless cars /pol/?

Why do Amerifags feel the need to use the most inefficient vehicles for anything other than hauling/construction/etc?

>>59979436
Well to be fair the original m16 was pretty much a toy that tried too hard to be a real gun

Also, I can see just about everything trying to look like toys in the future, since mentally stunted liberals are beginning to be the majority and influence the world we live in greatly.

>>59983122
Well... only bikinis i see is what i wear, and its gross, since im a fat male...but.

If i want to snowmobile, i wait for winter and just hop on it and drive around.

If i want 2 wheelie, i just wait for summer and just hop on it and drive around.

If i want beer, i just wait for morning 9am and just hop in my toyota and drive to Alko.

Also, i fucking hate sea and all marine activity, including fishing and boating.
Fucking finnswedish "boatclubs".
Video tells it all: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzSOOYE3gPY

>>59983577
>be me
>dad doesn't know shit about cars
>grandad is dead on both sides
>No one to teach me about cars
>Didn't even get interested until I was like 19
>American with mountains of help calls me pathetic for not having inherent knowledge of rebuilding trannys

Where's your excuse for not knowing how to deep sea fish? I was out there with my dad at 6 years old doing it.

>BUT MUH DESERT

excuses excuses excuses

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>>59971541
>>small cars
>Small dicked guys, probably cucks;
>>big cars
>Big dicked alphas.

I drive a Prius, get 55 miles per gallon, and am perfectly happy with my moderate sized 8 inch dick.

>>59983827
>a nazi who drives a Prius

I suppose it makes sense since the nazis were environmentalists.

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>>59983787
> YFW my gramps took me fishing many times.
> even more YFW my gramps pulled up a 5 foot bull shark and finished it off with a .357 before we put it in the boat.

bull shark is good eatin.

also: sailfin fishin, deer huntin duck huntin turkey huntin, coyote varmint shootin, bass fishin, gold panning, fast draw shootin, etc etc etc.

dont try to out-redneck a good ol boy son, you dont have the chops.

Murica! Fuck Yeah!

>>59985944
>Implying I was trying to outredneck you

Just pointing out that I have a different set of skills due to a different upbringing, and the lack of knowledge about fucking automatic transmissions is a result of that.

Or you can keep being an arse going LEL MAH GRANPAW MADE A BILLION DOLLAS ON TEH OILS AN TAHT ME AW BOUT CERS FUKKIN LIMEY

>>59978446
Miata's are like fat chicks
Fun to ride until your friends catch you on one

>>59969523
>how dare you drive a car for reasons apart from how it looks
>buy a corvette and pay for repairs every month you cuck

>>59969523
Because they are insecure. This is why their cars maximize safety. Of course form follows function, and so the safety design found by toy engineers is not coincidentally the ideal design for an adult sized "safety" car.

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...your penis bro

>>59986068
Nope. my gramps was a farmer, a proud redneck
and a ww2 vet.

thats why you limeys cant understand Muricans.
you think we arte just like you, soft weak unskilled kludges who serve at the feet of Elton John in a tiara.

out here in the west especially (not so much in the faggy east coast metroplexes) when you need something done you do it yourself

we have an independent streak that precludes accepting muzzie trash in our towns, sharia zones or surrendering our guns.

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>>59971457
This is what the average American drives.

>>59971664
Driving one of those cars is the vehicular equivalent of crossdressing.

>having no masculinity so you have to rely on not wearing a dress to make you look masculine

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>>59987967
Believe me mate, I'm trying hard to rise above the shite, but it's hard when your entire life has been dictated by the state, for the state.

Although I still fail to see how lacking the knowledge to rebuild a shitty tranny makes me pathetic

>>59988200
>Implying

>>59988384
what makes you pathetic is that

1) you foolishly purchased a car without at least having a mechanic look it over
2) when it malfunctioned you didnt fix it, you fobbed it back to the same cock that sold it to you for a 300 quid loss
3) then you did it AGAIN.

that is foolishness.
and then you pretended that you were somehow VIRTUOUS because you are unable to repair a car but still try to get a "deal" from a guy who makes his living selling cars for MORE THAN THEY ARE WORTH.

thats what "car dealers" actually do.
they dont sell cars.
they sell stories
the car is a macguffin. he could be selling magazine subscriptions, swamp land in arizona or the eiffel tower.

a "salesman" who sells shit for what it's actually worth goes broke.

and you keep going back for more.

if you cant buy a shit car and make it worth more than it was before then buy a GOOD car and stop crying.

>>59988970
>1) you foolishly purchased a car without at least having a mechanic look it over
Yep, I was a retard
>2) when it malfunctioned you didnt fix it, you fobbed it back to the same cock that sold it to you for a 300 quid loss
What was I supposed to do, shell out a fortune to have it fixed? Take a college course in automotive repair so I could fix it? Spend months trying to punt it on the private market?
>3) then you did it AGAIN.
No I didn't? Every car since I've bought has been in decent enough condition when I bought it, and all from private sellers.

And well aware of stealers NOW, I'm just noting that at the time I was hopelessly naive and did the best thing at the time and got rid of a car that now needed repairs far in excess of it's worth so it wasn't taking up what little space I have.

You seem to be going off on a tirade, berating mistakes I know I have made, and have since learned from, literally years after they happened. I would even go as far to say you're projecting your own issues onto others, since you're assuming a shit ton that I haven't even hinted at.

>>59988384
I have this car.

>>59989448
That's impressive, considering it isn't sold here.

>>59989528
I'm from Australia on a work visa.

>>59989574
So you work in a bar in Brighton?

>>59989646
Finance firm in Canary Wharf

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>>59975283
Well vauxhall already has the GTS, why not steal the maloo from us too?

Why do republikkkan fuck pigs always drive huge gas guzzlers to accommodate their tiny homo closet fag limp dick redneck penises,,,oh. Right.

>>59989815
>Australian with a non-bar based job in the UK

I find this incredibly unlikely.

>>59989901
If only mate, perhaps one day.

>>59969523
>Hurr I have drive big car dat waste gas cuz big dick.
This is why humanity is dying. Too many fucking stupid people breeding in far too high of numbers.

>>59989926
Prius faggot detected.

KILL YOSELF YAHURRRMEH

>>59970940
You want to ruin the wild with your shitty vehicle and your vile presence? Just stay the fuck out.

>>59989359
by your own account, your next "decent cars" were: >>59979132

> BMW with no rear brakes
(easy to fix)
> Saab w/ bad "immobilizer"
(thats almost always a bad battery)

so no, you lack even the basic skills to service a car, yet dont seek the advice of those who DO before rushing headlong into another foolish purchase.

that you are so defensive, and keep changing your story demonstrates that you havent learned shit and are still a europoor manlet hoping to wheedle a deal on the cheap, without the skills needed to separate gold from dross.

i'm beginning to see why you all hate jews so much. they rarely engage in a business transaction without first determining the cost/benefit ratio

seriously, either stick with your strengths, or Grow Stronger. dont whine because you got gypped and cast needless blame on Das Juden because they dont get gypped.

shit, they werent even the ones who fucked you, that was probably a pikey or a literal gyppo, not a jew.

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I guess I have no balls for driving a small car

>>59989984
Doubt it. They're a machine though. I drove the VF GTS, it's got a lot of kick. It's a shame it's going but the Mustang and Focus RS are coming to our shores. I reckon more american makes will see the market potential after they succeed here.

>>59972081
No, that's the basis for high school clique bullshit. Americans proven for retarded children, once again.

>>59990319
You look like a retard right now. Dude bought 3 cars all for less than a grand. It's not like he paid top dollar for a bunch of lemons

>>59990319
>BMW

Which I have since sold for £750 (I bought it for £600) and the Saab which has had a new battery and battery wires, which did not solve the problem.

>Lack even the basic skills to service a car

You mean like oil changes? Cause I do them. Or perhaps spark plugs? Also done. And ATF on the Saab, plus a power steering pump on my mates Punto, and also a clutch on it, with some help from his uncle (who has one arm, so we ended up doing the vast majority of it)

And the Saab is already sold, when my insurance rolls over at the start of March, it's going to my dad for £800 (the same I paid for it) so I can move to a ZZW30 MR-2 Spyder for £900 off my local bank manager, which has history dating back to purchase and has been dealer maintained from new.

you just jumped to me hating jews, why did you do that? Where I have I suggested a hatred for the jews? are you projecting your own hatreds onto me?

>>59990346
If I make it big I plan to import a Holden Crewman SS. I saw one last year for £15,000 and I instantly fell in love for some reason.

>>59979413
Depends. Do you blast UK grime with the windows down?

>not using your legs

>Not having a clean E46 M3 lowered on KW V2s

Smh desu senpai

>>59990873
>Do you blast UK grime with the windows down?
Bruv, I have waterproof speakers on the outside of my car, and I blast grime every time I'm in it, full volume. And I start my morning off on the way make my first weed shot with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzU5Q4uI3iw blaring out, and everyone on the estate can hear it, and they know it's me.

Nah, I have a new CD player and mp3 socket put in, but I hardly use it these days, unless I'm having a long journey on the motorway. Other than that I just keep the radio jew on.

Also, I'm quite surprised you know of Grime in the US

>>59969749
Why do you need that?

A practical car with good MPG, price and room for passengers is great. I love my Honda Fit. Only if I was going to pay another 10-20k would I consider something else.

If I did it all again with the same budget, I may consider something even smaller, like a 2-door hatch, to be even more inexpensive and better MPG perhaps.

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hurr dee durr small benis
which is basically
stop liking what I don't like!

>>59994366
Surgery would be cheaper and more discrete
Now everyone knows

what is the jack of all trades car?

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>>59994574
Why are you so obsessed with other men's penis size?

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>>59995041
jesus fuck that lisence plate.

pic related my car I bought this summer since my jeep was way to expensive for the commute. Paid 1250 for it and never looked back. Only downside is that its a carb.

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>>59996530
if it makes you feel better I ride a motorized bicycle.
mostly because in my state you only need a basic license and registration. no insurance or special endorsments.

>>59997137
how do those bikes work? how come you need pedal and a motor at the same time?

Lol I don't know

>>59997137
is it based of a certain cc? I know back in Illinois if it was under 50cc I think you didnt have to have a license. If it is you can easily get a cheap honda moped instead of riding around that hipster cuck machine

>>59997291
you can run on either pedal power or engine power, to start the engine you pedal up to speed then engage the clutch.

>>59997437
here in FL anything over 49cc is classified as a motor vehicle

>>59997291
IIRC it's tiny little engine (typically 33cc, although I've seen kits as small as 15cc) with pedals either side of the crank

You can pedal it directly, or run the engine, or both if you wish.

>>59969523
> Liberals
> Earning a good living to buy a real car

Gee I wonder

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Because Bernie 2016

>>59997966
Huh, I got a $2 bill right here, and there he is. looks like a black guy.

>>59997137
thats a beautiful bike anon