JFK

>>59948957
He was shot by Abraham Lincoln

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>>59948957
What part of 'BACK AND TO THE LEFT' do you plebes not understand?

>>59948957

It was just Oswald, goyi- i mean, good friend.

>>59949139

>he trusts a movie that can't even get the position of the seats right

>>59948957
Look up the speech about 'secret societies' that he gave one week before the assassination.

>>59949267
I trust your mom to suck my dick, britcunt.

>>59948957
He was taken out by a mob goon in a storm sewer according to a mob goon. Oswald translates to Patsy one way or another, probably through some cryptic CIA cipher code.

>No Jackie's ass picture yet

disappointed

>>59948957

Just Oswald pulled pulled the trigger. Now as to if he was part of a larger movement I don't know but honestly I doubt it. They would have to have been really dedicated to go decades and kept every single one of their mouths shut. Hell, The US couldn't even keep our attempts to assassinate Castro secret.

>>59949446
This.

>>59948957
Stop this meme. It was Oswald and Oswald alone.

Bullet fragments found in front seat.
Brain matter found to the front of Kennedy.
Kennedy's head motions forward at a fast rate at the final fatal shot, and is then propelled backwards. This could be due to a neuro muscular reaction or the explosion of brain matter out of the right side of his head, or a combination of both.

Witnesses below the windoq Oswald shot from testified they heard shots directly above them.

Witnesses from the motorcade said they heard shots from the back and to the right, where the book depository was.

There's just so much evidence proving it was a one man job. Anyway, read Vincent Bugliosi's book Reclaiming History. It completely proves Oswald did it. He also wrote another book, Outrage, proving beyond any doubt that OJ killed Nicole...

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>>59949574
>Oswald and Oswald alone.
no.

why did oswald do it?

>>59948957
CIA

>>59949574
Gay.

Oswald was alone but he was a CIA patsy

>>59949277
That speech had nothing to do w/ secret societies you moron. How about YOU actually listen to it before spouting off.

>>59949684
Prob for the same reason he tried to assassinate another politician in Dallas I believe a while before the Kennedy assassination. His wife admitted it but he survived and no one ever found out Oswald did it until later on. He was just a kook.

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One of the secret service agents accidentally boom headshotted. If it was an accident or LBJ's doing, we'll never know.

Just Oswald

All evidence points to him and his 6.5mm Carcano doing the job (prints on the rifle; the 6.5mm round behaves like the ones that hit Kennedy and the other dude).

>>59949892
I did, twit. It was about corruption.

>>59949476

They only came to light while investigating JFK'S murder.

They also considered there to be foul play and suspected more then one shooter. None of that was ever fully investigated (well it was but not for public hence why we have a shit load of secret JFK documents people have been trying to get released for 50 something years.)

>>59949920
This. Any other theory ignores ballistics the fatal shot was from a secret service agent in the motorcade behind JFK.

Whether it was accident or not, up to /pol/ to decide.

>>59948957
Too many people hated him and wanted him dead. I can't believe all it takes was a one lone gunman

>>59950142
Not to mention the secret service cover up.

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>>59949476
What happened to Oswald? Oh, right.
Dead men don't talk (and this is assuming that he's the one who really shot Jack, which he wasn't).

I'm not the tinfoil hat type of person, i do not believe 9/11 was an inside job until you prove me it was, but this? Come on.

>>59950142

Would have been far more bullet fragments if it was from a 5.56mm, which would be identified.

The magic bullet theory was also completely based on wrong information and so it was flawed from the get go. It was based on the assumption that Conolly was sitting directly in front of JFK. Same seat height, same distance from door etc. But that wasn't the case at all. Connolly's seat was lower and 3 inches to the left of the door. LBJ was also turning toward the book depository when the 2nd shot rang(because he heard the first shot and turned to look where it came from) and that's why the bullet took the path it took through Kennedy and into Connoly.

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>>59948957
Most likely. LBJ probably played a part.

He fucked with the Federal Reserve Je. .. I mean bank

The fact that a fat fucking jew needed to kill Oswald so he wouldn't squeal says everything I need to know

>>59948957
CIA, Allen Dulles.

>>59950630
Multiple people tried killing Oswald, he had just tried to kill the president people were upset.

The police had to protect him from attacks when brought to the station, Ruby wasn't part of a larger plot he was high as fuck and wanted to be a hero.

>>59950323

Well, in order for the conspiracy theory to be true a bunch of high level guys had to be sitting in a room and somebody had to utter the phrase, "Hey! Let's kill the president!". They had to say this where others could hear him and they all had to go along with it. So basically they all decided that high treason was a good idea. They then contacted Oswald, a street socialist, and convinced him to kill the leader of the free world.

Now which is more plausible. A group of guys decided to commit high treason and recruit some poor shmuck to pull the trigger, or some lone nut shot the president?

Now Ruby did kill Oswald but I am inclined to think that was more the mob trying to kiss Robert Kennedy's ass trying to get him to quit prosecuting their people.

>>59949574
>Trusting a report done by a goverment that at the time did Shit like this on its own citizens
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unethical_human_experimentation_in_the_United_States
Or even suggested this
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Northwoods

Dont be a retard

>>59950877
You think that, in the name of preferring seeming reasonable to being logical, nobody in the early Sixties had any secrets or hated the abnormally confrontational government, and that, and this is just being reasonable, unsolicited and uncompensated assassination with no prior guarantee of escape is just sort of a favor ya do like mowing a lawn? Well at least you stayed reasonable.

>>59948957
jfk used a revolver that he had in his front pocket to shoot himself
it was suicide

>>59949139
my politics leans
>BACK AND TO THE LEFT

>>59950864
And happened to be a mob stooge....

>>59949153
this

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>>59948957
The mob i.e. Sam Giancana. He did a lot of favors for their father, Joe kennedy (former bootlegger) and his sons(Bobby and John) forgot where they came from and started fucking with the Mob.

the remaining documents on the JFK assassination as well as RFK and Martin Luther King that will be released at the end of this decade will most likely show that Oswald was working as an informant for the FBI and/or CIA .... which explains his behavior before and after his arrest, he was calm and kept asking for legal help because he didn't want to blow his cover as an informant ... he never said anything about killing the president, never said he was involved and didn't make some grand speech about communism ... he kept asking for legal help .... he probably knew of the plot to kill JFK in some form, but didn't realize he would be the one taking the fall .. he wasn't sure what was going on ...

>>59951073
Government does some fucked up shit, that means JFK killed was automatically a conspiracy theory? Listen brosef. If you don't want to listen to the proof, that's your prob

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Oswald did nothing wrong

>>59951847
That's my image you shitlord, give it back

>>59948957
Oswald was in reality a trained Russian KGB sleeper spy codenamed KA 1. The real Lee Harvey Oswald died in Moscow in February 1961.

The entire thing was carried out with two objectives:
1. To test the reliability of the KA sleeper agent program so that more could be sent for the real WWIII
2. As payback for Castro who wanted revenge on JFK for the Bay of Pigs invasion. Kruschev had backed down in the Cuban missile crisis leaving Cuba defenseless, so he offered Castro Kennedy's head to compensate.

>>59951788
You don't know that what this guy says in his books is fact, you fucking retard

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>>59952107
Pic related, Oswald in the Soviet Union before he was murdered and replaced with the KGB plant

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i think this George H.W. Bush connection is interesting ... him being outside the Book Depository during the assassination ... it was his dad after all Prescott Bush who tried overthrowing FDR with a few other elite followers ...

>>59949574
Oh yeah because the CIA would't put the witnesses there as part of their cover-up. Great job there champ.

>>59950270

Wouldn't you want to cover up an accidental discharge on the president? That would be a monumental fuck up.

>>59949056
Don't know the manners of good society, eh? Well, I guess I know enough to turn you inside out, old gal — you sockdologizing old man-trap.

I don't understand why JFK truthers and 9/11 Truthers are so unbelievably opposed even to the idea that the official story is actually what happened.

Do you honestly believe that it's that ridiculous that an attention grabbing faggot shot JFK? That's why they do this shit, they want attention, same with John Lennon.

https://youtu.be/OXHyFUXvGAk

Tl;dr: Jews

The JFK assassination is a good test of whether someone is redpilled or actually just a moron who wants to feel special by doubting official statements of popular events.

If you've done any bit of reading on the subject, it becomes increasingly obvious that Oswald did it and he did it alone.

Ignoring the facts because you want to feel like "I'm not one of the sheep" makes you even worse than the "sheep".

>>59948957
oswald paid off by the kikes.

>>59952567
The leaf gets it.

Oswald did it alone and that's really all there is to it. No, really. Sometimes reality is fact and no amount of emotions will change that.

>>59951619
Giancana was a CIA/FBI asset, as were many other mob bosses. But there's always a symbiotic relationship when mob bosses are government assets. They work with each other. And it was in everyone's best interests for Kennedy to go.

>>59952445
Don't forget Reagan too.

The most powerful force behind conspiracy nutsos is the desire to feel special.
It's the same exact motivation behind SJWs.

SJWs see "systemic racism and misogyny" where no one else does, and they feel special for it.

Conspiracy fags see "systemic coverups and conspiracies" where no one else does, and they feel special for it.

Everyone wants to feel better than everyone else because they can't handle the truth that they're totally expendable, replaceable, and their life and death will have no impact on the world.

>>59952445
because the official theory for JFK centers around simple physics with the shot to the head ... we have video of his head moving backward to the left ... to make it simpler, the basic argument with video evidence is that a ball moves left because we see the ball moving left, but you are saying it is moving right .. which it is not ... therefore we are done arguing if you insist on saying a ball moving left is actually going right ...

>>59952445
The official story is 'The Magic Bullet'.

Look up "The Magic Bullet'" Not the conspiracy theories over it, but Arlen Specter's official report in the Warren Commission findings.

If you understand 'The Magic Bullet', and have just half a brain with a basic concept of physics, then you WILL understand.

But do that first. Magic Bullet.


Magic. Bullet.

>>59949899
Not a politician. It was a retired general at his home

The fact is that E. Howard Hunt on his deathbed confessed that he was involved in the plot. EHH was one of the top spooks in the CIA, he was one of the burglars at Watergate, he was directly mentioned on the Nixon tapes, he was one of the key players in the Bay of Pigs, he was one of the top CIA figures period, and from his own mouth, they blasted Kennedy.

>>59952825

>we have video of his head moving backward to the left

Yes, toward where the bullet entered. God damn google bombs. You used to find all sorts of videos where it shows a head will snap toward where a bullet enters. I only found Penn and Teller.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7TbB4uxJEk

>>59952288
Really?
They tried to overthrow a sitting President?
When?
Or do you think opposing someone in an election is an attempted overthrow?

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>>59951073
Northwoods was unanimously opposed by Kennedy and his Cabinet - most of whom, like LBJ, Rusk, and McNamara, remained dominant figures in the White House and in the American political system LONG after the Kennedy assassination. General Lemnitzer, the only member of the chief brass who thought Northwoods was worth considering and the one who ultimately presented it to the Cabinet is the ONLY Chairman of the Joint Chiefs in the history of the United States to be removed from the office rather than retire from it.

A rejected proposal does not, a conspiracy, prove.

>>59952401
An accidental discharge on the president is the second biggest monumental fuckup the secret service could have achieved.
Deciding to cover it up afterwards being the first.
+monumental fuckup at the same time as lone nut? Gimme a break.

>>59951619
One of the main reasons why the mob wanted Kennedy gone was because efforts to overthrow Castro stopped when Kennedy was elected. Both the CIA and Mafia wanted Castro gone but for different reasons. For the mob, Cuba was their biggest cash cow before the revolution, it was even bigger than Vegas, and Castro took that all away from them.

>>59952838
>The official story is 'The Magic Bullet'.
No, it's not. That model was debunked decades ago after modern ballistic analysis. See >>59953572

The corrected trajectory - with all the passengers in the corrected positions in the car - has been almost perfectly duplicated under multiple experimental conditions

>>59953741
Why the CIA want Kennedy out?

>>59948957

The Kennedy's were using the different parts of government to make themselves rich.

>>59950561
this

oswall took the fall and 12 witnesses were killed.

>>59953814
Kennedy hated the CIA. His exact words were that he wanted to "smash them into a million pieces". They also wanted Castro out badly and he ruined their long laid plans. The military hated him because he wanted to end the war. Everyone hated him.

>>59949355
REKT

All that was ever recovered from that room was a pack of Morleys.

>>59953814
You gotta remember, Cuba was a Communist country that was right at America's doorstep. They allowed Russia to put nuclear missiles there. In the CIA and military's mind, Castro HAD to go, but Kennedy wouldn't let it happen. They thought he was a danger to the free world.

>>59952773
>Conspiracy fags see "systemic coverups and conspiracies" where no one else does, and they feel special for it.
Reagan was shot by the son of one of the wealthiest oilmen in America, in a part of America where he could rely on a plea of insanity for an act of murder to keep him alive, a day before his brother (an oilman) was due to have dinner with the son of the vice president (another oilman) In a country of 250 million people, I can see why you would think those sorts of co-incidences makes us tinfoil nutters, instead of making you think the Bush family might actually be evil. After all, it wasn't as if "poppy" would instantly become the most powerful man in the world had the assassination been successful...oh, wait...

Just oswald but he was just a hitman anyways.

>>59952773
>the most powerful man in t
rather a barbosa than an asian fucking leaf

>>59954190

Aand he's still alive

BTFO
T
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>free world
Such shilling

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Business_Plot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucQqm0xIjZ4

It's just a coincidence that hundreds of people related to the event died in suspicious circumstances. When EHH confessed to the crime on his deathbed, that was also just the confessions of a madman.

Top sharpshooters trying to replicate the "lone gunman" scenario and shooting a moving target three times and hitting the target twice being almost impossible for them is just because they weren't good enough (even though Lee Harvey Oswald only qualified as a marksman in the USMC, which is the lowest qualification possible).

It's also a coincidence a disproportionate number of witnesses report hearing gunshots from the grassy knoll.

When will you conspiracy nutjobs learn? Get your tinfoil hats off.

>>59955026
No dude, don't you get it? We are operating based on emotion like >>59952680 and >>59952773 said. We are just crazy conspiracy theorists like the CIA memo says we are.

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-02-23/1967-he-cia-created-phrase-conspiracy-theorists-and-ways-attack-anyone-who-challenge

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"History isn't beautiful. History is ugly. History is sickening. History is truth. Those who silence people seeking the truth, to learn about the world, wish to not gaze upon the bloated corpse that is history. It's painted in blood, in struggle, and great betrayer. They comb it over, and pluck humanity's greatest achievements, sparsely speak of genocides, and deem those who don't agree, are a cancer.
History is Truth.
The Truth is Disgusting.
People will always fear History."
-Lurker

>>59948957

Either the Mob alone, or in a conspiracy with the Pentagon. JFK pulled the plug on the Bay of Pigs invasion by refusing US air support. And then he peacefully settled the Cuban missile crisis with, in part, a promise not to invade the country. So the Mob lost their chance to get back their property in Cuba. The Pentagon just doesn't like Commanders in Chief who actually think that they are in charge. So JFK had to be taught that lesson.

It will be interesting to see what will happen with the new normalization of US/Cuban relations. The Mob is still waiting and they will not be denied repayment for their casinos and brothels.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YafZkjiMpjU

Kennedy's speech ten days before his death. He knew the shit was gonna hit the fan soon.

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>>59948957

>just Oswald

I don't think a single person believes that it was only Oswald. Other than public school history books, all sources of information point to Oswald being a spy for the USSR, jack ruby being such a slimy Jew with so much debt he took the fall and was sentenced to death, and it all being a last ditch play by kruschev to keep his power. Anyone who thinks it's the CIA is a moron who fell for the grassy knoll magic bullet meme.

>Some background
>Lee Harvey Oswald was a defector to the Soviet Union and came back for seemingly no reason. His history includes being an expert marksman for the United States Marine corps. Very bright with a 104 iq as a child.

>history of mental issues and general unexplainable dumbassery that made people call him a moron and a pretentious twat. His daddy issues made him long for communism. His communist bullshit made everyone laugh at him and call him Oswaldivich. He learned Russian, but was terrible at it due to trouble spelling and writing, mainly due to him being lazy and quitting anything he struggled at, like school and classes to help you get over dyslexia.

>Oswald's Slaviboo status is reaching critical mass. He saves up 1500 dollars to finally travel and defect to the country he was always meant to live in. He knew it since he read the hit slice of life manga Nichijou (my average everyday communism). He finds the Soviet Union is just like the United States, because everyone is calling him a pretentious faggot and an idiot but this time in Russian.

>Oswald still seems to not know Russian, because everyone he tells about his plans calls him a fucking idiot and asks him why he wants to move to a country with a food and money crisis. The tour guide helps him to apply for residency anyway, and despite his defection and vocalization of it, nobody on either side cares at all about him, as he will find out later.

>the minute he gets done applying for residency, he storms into the American embassy to renounce US

>>59955026
there's a comic "listing" all the people who coincidentally died while having something to do with the jfk assassination, its unreal

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>>59949574

>>59950066
It was about communism you dumb nigger.

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>>59950142
>>59949920
>I base this on absolutely nothing. All these sheep might be fooled but not this genius haha!

>>59957126
>Very bright with a 104 iq as a child.

Stopped reading there.

>>59948957
the news says it was a crazy dude trying to get attention

>>59949574
Everyone already knows OJ was guilty.

>>59950208
"It doesn't take the most powerful nations on earth to create the next global conflict. Only the will of a single man."

>>59948957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwMl79xrTKI

>>59949383

This. Kennedy's made their money from their upper lines bootlegging. Al Capone was on the east coast, Kennedy family ran the west by engaging the mob to protect their routes.

Robert Kennedy gets into office and starts crackdown on mob, and they ask for their favor to get called in and probably for some other stuff. John says we da kings now, and they murder half of their family.

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>>59949574

Driver looks back, gun appears at the end of his arm, head explodes, driver looks forward again.

The driver did it.

>>59958664

Also, Oswald was introduced to the mob while eating at Campisi's in Dallas, so he was connected to them and got it done. Visiting Russia and Cuba and all that was noise, they wouldn't let him move over there so he was lost and crazy.

>>59948957
>"Ben-Gurion gave the order to assassinate Kennedy. I take full responsibility for every word I say. The Mossad collaborated with the American mafia, and once Oswald had killed Kennedy, the Mossad sent a Jew called Jack Ruby (Leon Rubenstein) to kill him. Then the Mossad killed 22 witnesses, and the case was closed...these files have not been made public, due to Jewish Zionist pressure."

>— Bassam Abu Sharif

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>>59958732

Jack Ruby was also a mob man

>>59958775

Its okay guys, I highlighted the gun in the exact moment it appears in the zapruder video, you can all be informed and stop arguing about oswald now since he was just a patsy and if you go to the oswald "snipers nest" you realize hed have to be hanging out the window by his toes to hit the car.

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>just a coincidence

What did Kennedy actually do/was he going to do to make his own government try to kill him?

>>59959095
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Executive_Order_11110

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>>59959095

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdMbmdFOvTs

Spoke out against "Secret Societies" and said they are pulling the strings of US government unelected.

Called out the jews. (and called for world nuclear disarmament too)

>>59959095
Probably remove the Jews from their control of the money supply.

>>59948957
Lame Marxist kills prez, leftists can handle the truth so they concoct a conspiracy theory around it

>>59948957
The CSM did it.

>>59958907
I dont know if youre trolling or not but it actually looks like it could be a gun, what the fuck

>>59949139
And then I yelled out
>"I'M HIT!!"

Keith hernandez ruined our day.

>>59957126
Interesting read.

Are there more prominent sources/books written that actually defend it just being Oswald?

It seems like so many people are desperate to believe there's a conspiracy.

>>59948957
Ordered by the elites (the bushes, etc), the CIA was in on it, the mob carried it out, there were something like 6 shooters, the fatal shot came from the sewer drainage hole to the front/right of the car.

>>59948957
Watch this:
>>59958657

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It was the jews

>>59959448

Im not trolling, Bill Hicks pointed it out.

It takes you a few times watching it, you can watch the video over and over and never know what to look for, and wont see it.

The head turns back, the arm extends with the flashy silver pistol and his white hand clearly visible, the head explodes, the silver disappears and the driver looks forward again.

Bill Hicks is a comedian, he did a lot about JFK but he was a passionate man who was just angry about a lot of things, and used comedy to redpill people pretty much. Not everyone on /pol/ likes him because he had some left leaning viewpoints on a couple things, but overall he was a great man and I think if he was alive today, hed be right here with us. I used to be center decades ago too.

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>>59957126

Autism in history part 2

>He didn't even fill anything out at the embassy. He came in before his papers cleared just to annoy the embassy workers and they told him he should wait before renouncing his citizenship. They don't care, he is an anything but honorable(hardship) discharge, as Oswaldivitch managed to shoot himself and negligently discharge his gun enough to get demoted damn nearly back into the womb. He even fought a commanding officer for getting him in trouble when he shot himself with an illegal .22 caliber pistol.

>Those in the Soviet Union still ask him why he wants to defect and they still get cringeworthy answers of varying incomprehensibility about him being a true communist and telling things about the great Soviet Union

>after waiting for his papers to be processed, he finds out on the last day of his visa that he is denied citizenship and residency and he must leave the country that day. They denied his defecting, and like a weaboo that found out the hard way that Japan doesn't come with subtitles and no women will confuse you for a sumo wrestler just because you weigh 300 + pounds, he attempts to commit grimdark attention whoring suicide to spite the person who showed them around the country.

>he slices a minor but very bloody cut into his wrist and sits in the bathtub, waiting for the intourist to find him when she helps with leaving. He stated he did this right before the woman picked him up, "Because I wished to kill myself in a way that would shock her." The soviets fall for this meme and instead of letting the retard die, they put him in a psych hospital where he requests to see Soviet officials where they begrudgingly do so after a week because of his discharge papers despite him showing schitzophrenic symptoms

>he meets with 4 different officials, and every single one asks if he wants to return to the United States, and they kind of push it, as he has nothing to offer them intelligence wise. He still says no

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>>59960334
>>59959448

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZq6UOiBu_Y

>husband gets shot
>immediately start reaching for fragments of his skill and brain on the trunk of the car

Every other person would sat in shock and tried to process exactly what just happen. They would probably stare in disbelief at JFK and try to shake him while screaming his name, as if there might be some chance that he would remain conscious.

Who the fuck immediately stars collecting pieces of their husband's brain after he was shot in the head?

>>59960373
>Because I wanted to kill myself in a way that would shock her
Sounds kind of like us

>>59960532
>>59959448

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYWdzigyzNk

This ones better actually, has more of the bit.

Johnson made it happen
>from the same area it happened
>easily could've had the connections to make it happen
>he had the most to gain -- presidency

>>59960555
Looked like she was trying to get the fuck outta there tbqh

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Read this man's book on the subject.

It will shrivel your balls.

>>59960830

Naw, she is a white woman. If Kennedy had a negro wife,, though, I would think she would be saying. "Aw hayull to the NO! Isss a drive-by! Dis bitch gots to get on out of dissss muhhhfucka!"

>>59958388

That was a joke if you didn't read the rest of it, especially when I got to the daddy issues communism and being a cunt. Although he did take the Iq test when he was in fourth grade and was dyslexic. He was of above average intelligence for that age and suddenly decided he was a genius above all the sheep, so he dropped out of school numerous times when they put him in some supportive courses for his lack of spelling and dyslexia.

He was literally a euphoric communist fedora fag. He was a soviboo who puts modern day weebs to shame. If he was born in the 90's, he would be one of the red army choir YouTube commentators with a Soviet flag picture and posting either about how he was born in the wrong generation because new music sucks and he's only 12 but hates lady gaga unlike the sheep XD, or talking about how the Soviet Union will rise again to crush America and the rich materialistic sheep he goes to middle school with. Comments either posted from his own laptop he got for Christmas or his IPhone.

It's hilarious how much of a euphoric retard this guy was. History is fun.

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>>59959397

>>59957565
I know. Communism is corruption.

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>president of united states is about to pass a reform that will enrage most jewish cabals within the country
>president of united states killed by a military trained assasin
>said assasin was taken care of before he could be interrogated
>reform that jfk wanted to pass is cancelled
>IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO!
yeah, no conspiracy behind this, just a series of unfortunate events

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>>59948957

physically impossible to make the shots alleged with the rifle from the vantage point
can't be done in the time frame

>>59959265
>>59959287
This, it's that easy. He was a huge threat to global Zionism.

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>>59962161
im starting to notice a pattern

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>>59962323
That makes no sense.

Just because a man named Rubenstein killed the supposed killer???

And Israel has a history of killing Americans in botched false flag operations.

>crazy talk

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>>59960373

>the soviets send him to the American embassy in Moscow to interview with the
Interviewing officer. He declares "Ive made up my mind, I'm through", in a matter resembling homosexuals attempting to be special snowflakes and punctuating sentences with Umad?

>to really push the buttons in the Im a communist and suck dick Umad? Campaign, he tells the interviewer that he was a radar operator (for obsolete systems at that time and even more so when he was court marshaled and shipped back to the US to work on training aircraft like F-84's and prop night fighters with ancient radar systems) and that he met with many unnamed officials who totally didn't ask him to go home and he is more than willing to share any and all knowledge he possesses, hinting at something super special and super secret he is going to give to the Soviet Union not telling you tho fuck you America pig.

>US embassy gets rid of his citizenship, they change his discharge to undesirable and don't come back. They remove him from the embassy and open the door with his head when they throw him out. Honestly everyone hates him.

>now he dissapears for a bit probably at first due to correcting his obvious mental illness. Apparently he requested to go to Moscow college in exchange for information about the U2's as he was a radar operator stationed in Japan during the year of introduction. Despite having no information that wasn't already known because he was more air traffic and tracking and saw them the same way the USSR did but up closer during the first few border excursions in the north Japanese islands. They take his information and give him citizenship and a government payroll as they have bigger plans for him, and of course, captain autismo is completely ready to fulfill these plans.

Sorry I'm writing slow. I'm kind of busy and just writing a little at a time. The story of lee Harvey Auswald is hilarious. Jack Ruby is even better. The whole assassination looked surgical but it was comedy.

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>>59948957
Seems like the right thread for this ebin meme

>>59964172
Enjoying this stuff brother, where are you getting your sources?

I never knew Oswald spent so long is Moscow living as a rusaboo

>>59960334
>The head turns back, the arm extends with the flashy silver pistol and his white hand clearly visible, the head explodes, the silver disappears and the driver looks forward again.
It takes a rifle to explode a head like that. No pistol that existed in 1963 could do it.