>ISIS captures 2 japaneses and demands 200 million dollars.
>Post the video
>Become meme in japanese twitter at #ISISクソコラグランプリ
>"They knew the risk. They are ready to die. We don't give a fuck."
>" #ISISクソコラグランプリ(isis shitty shopp granprix) got more attention than #日本政府は身代金を払え(Japanese govern, pay the ransom!) #2億ドルの対テロ支援やめろ(Stop the 200mi dollar support to anti terrorism!)"
>"Sure here are an peacefull country."
>The leftsts gonna left.
>"Kill Abe instead! Stop the money support and pay the ransom to ISIS!"
>"Fuck you Abe, because of you we are terrorist's target now!"
>"How imprudent! If the japaneses get abducted in the future it will be all your fault!"
I think japaneses thinks make fun with ISIS is different from make fun of a religion.
I'm saying it because many japaneses at 2ch, mainly kencho(profit hater/poverty) and NanJ criticized the charlie hebdo because of Muhamad satires being unrespectful and ugly.
But then ISIS attack japan and this happens on twitter.
Japan(twitter) is making fun of ISIS.
Making fun of Islam and making fun of ISIS are competently different.
But anyway, Kenmo and NanJ would make fun of anything, and when they blamed Charlie Hebdo,
I think they didn't give a fuck about respect for religion or something.
I think they just didnt like White men being cocky.
>My country will never be this insensitive.
Inb4 Japan invades ISIS.
maybe I misread the huehue talk. everyone in this thread likes japan because they are just beta faggots that let their citizens be killed? and on top of that they symptomize with the ISIS?
this is pathetic japan. I thought you had balls
Hey, this is a great idea. Let's keep paying ransoms like Europe has been, and hope that maybe they'll think they've gotten enough money from foreign countries and stop!
No, that's not how it works. Japan ignores the demand for a ransom? Two Japanese people die, and there's a better chance that no other Japanese people get kidnapped specifically for ransom in the future. They'll focus on Italians instead.
what the fuck are you talking about? the US doesn't pay ransoms, it sends in special forces teams to kill everyone. even after the hostages are killed the US still takes great effort to kill everyone involved.
if anything the increased attention non-us citizens have been getting is directly related to how the US deals with this shit. stop being beta faggots the rest of the world
Japan why u so kawaii ??
Post yfw Japan deploys Gundam in the middle east
japs would go awol if they were told to go to the middle east. they are just a bunch of fuck boys who join the military as some sort of fashion statement. they don't actually plan to fight and will run away if told to. its already happened before
You're thinking too small, son.
>yfw pic related knocks their sacred moon stone into the next dimension
If some terrorist kidnapp some japanese, sure this will be no place for muslim.
There will be no difference between north korea and muslims.
anyone who leaves his mom's basement and ships off to some foreign shithole is operator by /k/ standards
>Not looking at the camera
John's autistic; pass it on
this is pretty funny. its like a true version of "1v1 me irl fgt"
japs are trying to troll the isis while the isis is literally killing japs
>Is it bad I prefer browsing here instead 2ch?
I like to practice English and listen to American problem.
Problems. Put an "s" on the end of a noun to make it plural.
Also, it's "instead of 2ch," not "instead 2ch."
Why do your people take this as a big joke?
It's ingrained in their culture.
They teach their children from an early age with cartoons.
The terrorists don't own those countries retard, they are a bunch of sand nigger criminals who are just squatting there until us non-cucked Anglo countries go in and wipe them out
So keep sitting on your computer making twitter maymays and let the real men countries handle the work, fat fucking shut in
that's right japan. just remember to always capitulate or else you may hurt someones feelings
your current culture is the real joke here m80. be careful or youll turn into the sweden of asia
Niggers don't own dark alleys either but if you walk through them at 2am you bet your ass you're going to get fucked.
It's an obvious fake anyway. That's what the hastag is about.
ISIS is a big joke.
Obama, McCain and Netanyahu made and control ISIS. then they run around shouting how we must invade Syria and Iran to stop the terrorists!
ZOG makes terrorist boogeymen to trick goyim into serving ZOG agenda.
>yes they do faggot. This isn't an action movie
the US literally does not pay ransom. its actually very fucking hardcore about it. im sorry you live in a faggot country
>inb4 that prisoner trade
not the same thing although I do think It was retarded and was against it
We are already over there removing kebab you weeaboo loser
Meanwhile because of how hard your country cucked theirs after WW2 they can't even respond when Korean and Chinese military are in their waters illegally
Go draw some more cartoons chink
>elevens defending muslims
>treating this shit like a joke
What the fuck? Do they not understand the magnitude of this threat? Have they just been cloistered from the reality that these people will also destroy Japanese culture without a second thought, or are they just too scared to put up?
>president comes crawling to first
>things that have never happened
the best you get is the US getting a few of your special forces involved so you can feel like youre helping
its like when the big brother asks the littler brother to bring him a wrench so he can feel like he fixed the car too
I don't know what to tell you man. do you make up shit about the US to feel better about yourself? I cant give you an example of nothing but I would be very happy if you presented an example of the US government paying ransom to terrorists. it would make my night in fact. all I need is one example. just one (1)
>demanding $200,000,000 for two random guys
Every time I hear ISIS's demands, it reminds of that scene in Austin Powers where the leaders laugh at Dr. Evil's inability to account for inflation
>showing Love Live aidorus without their burqas
>trolling terrorists with anime
We live in incredible times.
>tfw Japan activates Dai Nippon Teikoku 2.0 and commences kebab removal campaign
90% of this board is trolling but welcome anyway.
>Why do your people take this as a big joke?
4chan used to do this all this time. Before everyone got srs and no fun is allowed anymore.
The better question is, why do you NOT take this as a big joke?
>They'll focus on Italians instead.
>imblying ISIS will trade hostages for a Gucci hijab
>what the fuck are you talking about? the US doesn't pay ransoms
Get a load of this goy
Japan has zero radical muslims and is forever protected from the US navy.
They can literally get away with making fun of anyone.
They should make fun of Muhammad like a lot more
>Japan and the U.S. will never collaborate to secretly irradiate and sterilize all Muslim countries
Nips, I love em, but they're so naive and honestly pretty ignorant about the world.
They don't have to deal with Muslims shitting up their country so they still treat them with the "I'm ok, you're ok :)" hippy bullshit. They're pretty isolationist too, except when Koreans or Russians want some shitty little islands.
4chan in a nutshell.
Even /b/ used to be full of smart people (no, really) pretending to be retarded, before the REAL retards poured in and now make up the vast majority of the board.
One could only dream.
Their 3 years occupation in indonesia during ww2 were actually worse than what the Dutch has done to us for hundreds of years during their colonization.
>tfw nips aren't going to be as brutal as they're used to be to remove kebabs
>tfw they will never strike fear against ISIS
Let's just hope that china will raise their hand and fight against them.
No idea.. probably just grew up and got their shit together?
/b/ used to be full of smart fuckers, that's for sure. Now they couldn't dox someone if their life depended on it. All they do is post retarded rate me threads.
I've always admired Japanese discipline. I just want to see the Fourth Reich and Japan save us all from degeneracy.
Holy fuck you're so full of shit it's hilarious
donglegate > dorner > boston marathon > zimmerman > pedowood > GG all funneled a bunch of queers and children from tumblr, reddit and /b/ here, which promptly turned this place into a meme infested shitfest
The recent 'purge' helped out somewhat, as did the IDs in a one step forward two steps back sort of way
anyway you're a faggot
He might be right.. I was actually going to say Reddit but I knew people were going to get buttsore so I didn't.
Reddit has hundreds of boards.. I bet they visit some of those.
But dont ask me which because I dont go to Reddit so I wouldn't know.
Japanese people (weeb men) are truly enlighted.
They won't fall for the jewish trickery.
No it's the Japanese trying to link themselves top the Jews so they can feel special. They always come up with the most ridiculous theories because nobody knows where they or their language family came from.
They're only soft because the full might of the United States is telling them not to build an offensive army. If it wasn't for us they would have nuked ISIS and be done with it.
I'm talking out of my ass though, I don't understand global politics.
They ain't taking credit, they believe the Japanese to be the lost tribe of Israel.
you're welcome here anytime my jap bro
>>"Fuck you Abe, because of you we are terrorist's target now!"
>>"How imprudent! If the japaneses get abducted in the future it will be all your fault!"
...but that's right. It happened the same day he went to Israel. That was the first time a Japanese Prime Minister went to Israel in 8 years.
Welcome. Just remember to keep the Jews out of your country and you'll be just fine. Enjoy yourself.
Also, are you watching anime from this season? What is your favorite?
You are making it seem like all these people from 2ch/2chan represent all of Japan.
That's like thinking all americans don't care about 9/11 or other tragedies because 4chan makes fun of them.
Do you know how ignorant you sound right now?
because 90% of the leftist newfags on this board are Amerikuns
There is a very very slam minority. there are mosques in the country.
japs mad cuz shinzo is stylin on desert monkeys
Japan doesnt allow islam to flourish, canadian posters seem to be primarily cucks
>To the newfag it looks like cognitive dissonance.
Perhaps the failure stems from your assumption that /pol/ is one person
>But during the chimpening, there were other /pol/acks pretty much ingesting cop dick. To the newfag it looks like cognitive dissonance.
a portion of /pol/ hate both cops and niggers, and if they kill each other let them be,hell why not cheer them on.
also a fun fact in America is that you can't score too high in an IQ test if you want to be a policemen .
>not knowing the Legend of Chocolate Rambo
the Japanese are very careful people and take notice of a minority. they won't even let other Asians into certain bars, you think they won't notice a Muslim trying to place bombs
Kinda wish we had more Japs who posted here.
Not even a weeb, I just like seeing an East Asian perspective on things and most of us here are Western with some Slavs and South Americans thrown in.
ok, this one got me.
Can someone make a shop with the couple from Death Parade as the hostages and the Arbiter as the ISIS man?
Possibly have one of them holding some darts.
Lets say ISIS caries out a major terrorist attack on Japanese soil
What would Onichan USA do?
>from Jasper, Alberta
Did anyone even bother reporting this?
Nevermind if Canadians are too scared to do anything, US is next door and more than willingly to sooth out extremists so close to home
Just edgy teenagers m8
They would notice, but I highly doubt they would have the audacity to denounce Islam if it happened. Jap culture is sheltered, fragile just and just as politically correct as any other western nation
>To the japaneses.
>the remaining time to pressure your govern to save your comrade is...
>Isn't it their own personal accountability?
This means, "they know the risk of going to there so they should have been prepared to die."
>What? Why? What?
Great that sounds productive.
,>this group of criminals is a product of its own upbringing.
>"they know the risk of going to there so they should have been prepared to die."
Doesn't a journalist who provides a service to inform a public owed at least any sort of concern from his people?
Yeah well done you cuck faggot
Here is a 5 minute job to counter your shit OC
>"They knew the risk. They are ready to die. We don't give a fuck."
Terrorists kidnapped missionaries from Korea a few years back for cash (and I think they were demanding the withdraw of Korean troops in that region, too, even though we'd already planned to withdraw) and this was the people's reaction but the government still bailed them out.
Nobody here likes these people (or Islam to be honest) and they didn't want to see them get any money, plus we have annoying Christians here defacing our temples and shit so it's like killing two birds with no stones.
got to love the japanese idea of individuality
no mercy for other japanese ever, it's brilliant
if they are actually japanese they wouldn't have fucked up so bad that they got caught by isis
you're a weird bunch you know
would have been better when they were executing the Russian "spies"
Why is there a key on the screen? Is that a bowtie around the neck or a foot? Did scotland an wales succeed from the united kingdom, cause dat flag... also that golly wog looks like he's free-styling, I like the blue eyes but they should be brown remember 90% of england is under shariah right now and the teeth are too white.
You did a bang up job of trying to bring the best out of england aussie but it needs to be worse.
most browse a lot less than they used to. Most also browse the other chan's because they move slower, meaning that if you are in your late 20's early 30's you can post something, not check for a few days and when you come back the thread is still there. I know it sounds crazy, but it's nice to browse the slower chan's, if you have a life.
/pol/ is good, or was good, for up to date news and interesting commentary. Also, around 2007 a huge portion of the /b/ user base moved to /pol/.
The modern man. Nihilistic to a fault.
B A N Z A I
Well yeah we have to much pride. Why help the weaker link? We said we are not going to give them 200 million and that's final. Why should the country pay for the mistakes of two failures.
No. Abe might not be as shrewd as Ozawa, but he's not mentally retarded. He's pretty middle of the road, and too much of a WWII apologist. Imagine Bush apologizing for any war the US ever fought in. Not happening.
Just did a quick search on the security contractor guy.
>Yukawa, from Chiba prefecture near Tokyo, went to Syria to fight with rebels last year after a series of personal misfortunes. In the previous decade, his wife had died of cancer and he had been forced to sleep rough for a month after losing his home when his business went bankrupt. In 2013 he began spending time with Japanese far-right groups and attempted to reinvent himself as a security consultant.
>the thought of saving your own citizens by force doesn't even enter your mine
you are such a fucking pussy. you make modern liberals look like badasses
it doesn't help that iv been to japan for work and saw first hand what skinny faggots all your males are. I would honestly say the average jap female is thicker than the average jap male. more feminine too
Yes. If I got captured I would let them kill me or take my own life. Im not some degenerate that has to beg my country for rescue. Even if they did get rescued we would always refer to them as failures and cowards they will most likely be shunned by there family.
you're saying this like Obama would pay a 100 million per head ransom for our soldiers.
no femjaps were constantly on my dick. still stands that the average jap girl is ugly as shit though
youre the most materialistic society iv ever seen and im American so its not a surprise that your women are full on sluts
you mad that youre working your ass off for a cunt that wont even sleep with you?
Japs sure got the meme bants. Wonder what's in store once their heads are removed
I'd be laughing too if I lived on a peaceful comfy island free of kebabs and niggers
while I would like the US to bomb the shit out of them, foreigners who go to Syria are beyond stupid.
Based Japan with the top meme game.
As society advances and resource scarcity becomes a thing of the past, this is what we will do.
In our desperate desire for conflict, we'll find any excuse to start a war. We'll keep ourselves entertained while remaining safely removed from the action, choosing to fight with banter and image macros.
We will always fight, simply because a world without conflict is boring. Let the meme wars commence.
funny enough as a 6'2" white master race your women approached me more often than not
here is another funny image. I had to lie and pretend that my dick wasn't much bigger than a tiny japs because they were scared I would make them bleed or something
I didn't pick up gutter trash from roppongi either
We just hit a slump is all. Come next president we going on the warmonger path to victory again. We'll be back to pretending that we found weapons of mass destruction in no time.
ok to be fair they used their friends to ask like they were in high school or something. I blame japans obsession/attraction to "youth" aka literally acting like a small child. its creeping seeing 40 year old women pretend they are 12
There is only one ransom payment that terrorists should recieve, and it isn't money.
>Internet tough guy
>on /pol/ of all places
chill the fuck out
This is the behavior people expect from americans which is why people have difficulty looking at your country with any kind of fondness at all.
>I-I totally banged tons of azn girls everyone
lol there was a japanese sushi place at my uni. This girl's food was ready and the waitress wouldn't even say a word or make eye contact. She just gestured for a minute and then because the customer's back was turned, she took out a little bell and rang it towards her to get her attention
Lol then no girls would talk to you. They probably just thought you were donkey kong and wanted a picture. Post a picture of yourself if you are confident I:m curious to what you look like?
There was an analyst on NBC that made a lot of sense when he said that by the time ISIS makes a public release of a video like this, negotiations are over. They know damn well that Japan isn't going to pay them $200 million and are only releasing the video for political gain.
but this is the exact behavior I want to promote. instead of being a little faggot. im also shit talking this particular jap so why are you getting involved? maybe we should have let japan rape your shit in wwii
>not understanding that Japanese take acting professional in a business setting very fucking seriously
plus I don't understand. do you think your one personal experiences somehow changes all of mine? im not advocating white to go to japan to get women either. I know most of you are ugly as shit and japan likes to put you on tv shows and make fun of you. its pretty hilarious. they literally parade weeaboos around and point and laugh at them like its a circus
>we should have
You didn't do shit
You're type is the biggest type of pussy known to man.
Literally nothing but feigned brovado and zero respect.
Not even slightly christian of you, anon.
I'm sure your mum would be upset at your display of your country.
Instead of being humble and respectful you're arrogant and cocky.
You're the reason no one likes American tourists. Fuck you.
>hilariously shy IRL
you know that not all Japanese are the same right anon? not to mention ones living in a foreign country. Japanese can be just as out going as anyone else
stop it guys I can only get so hard