OFFICIAL State of the Union Address THREAD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPHH1Ykx1jY

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>>40833067
>tfw in 2012 /pol/ there would have been 5 more threads about this

is this going to interrupt jeopardy

>>40833173
4 U

http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/01/14/us-usa-obama-congress-idUSKBN0KM1TJ20150114
Does this mean troops on the ground?

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>>40833146
I think even /pol/ is finally disillusioned about the entire US political system and now just views it as an ongoing reality tv show.

>mfw /pol/ doesn't vote for anybody in 2016

>>40833146
Standing by.

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>>40833067
Its about time we had an official State of the Union thread. I'm working on an Obingo board, give me suggestions.

I hate Obama so fucking much. Why is he doing this to our country?

The entire political class is a den of traitors.

>>40833270
"some folks are struggling"

James Bond looks wrecked, poor cunt

won't watch because fuck it, aint like he gonna do shit

>>40833270

>problematic
>change
>equality
>bipartisan
>education
>taxes
>bix nude (free space)

>>40833270
>Obamacare
>ISIS
>Republicans
>Ebola

>>40833067
>Watching American's clapping, the speech

Can people really sit through this?

>>40833293

read this in his voice. 10/10

Is Joe "Make It Widen, Inside I'm Slidin" Biden going to be there?

http://channel9000.net/whitehouse/

Get in here for Drinking game.

>yfw Putin directs a massive pro-russian counterattack in time with Obamas speech, retaking Mariupol and surrounding Kiev

"So tonight, I ask you, the American people, and your elected members of Congress for a formal declaration of war against the Islamic State"

Shot of 151 every time he says "let me be clear".

Reminder that Obama had a meeting with the CEO and various members of the tumblr community

He will never meet moot

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>>40833067
im calling it

Take a drink if Obama….

>Says, "The state of the union is _____"
>Proposes closing a tax "loophole" as a way of proposing a tax hike.
>References loopholes that are only available to the ultra wealthy and big business.
>Insists he only wants to raise the capital gains tax back to a level endorsed by President Ronald Reagan.
>Really, take a drink any time Obama mentions Ronald Reagan for any reason.
>Describes his community college plan as offering community college for "free"
>Talks up Obamacare’s exchanges without noting the potential legal risk to federal exchange enrollees’ subsidies.
>Attempts to justify federally subsidized broadband as a "necessity."
>Fails to mention pot legalization.
>Talks about the need to rebuild trust in the government.
>Quotes a previous State of the Union speech. Double shot if he’s quoting himself.
>Complains about federal spending caps.
>Mentions SOTU’s shrinking ratings.
>Says "let me be clear."

>>40833379
RIP in peace

>>40833270
>Russian aggression
>Problematic
>Deep Concern
>something about the French attacks

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>>40833357

>THE CLAP OF THE UNION DRINKING GAME
>take a drink every time there is a pause for claps
>take a shot every time the world "transparency" is used

any other shot worthy buzzwords?

>>40833389

We would all die. You fucking crazy Aussie, that might be your goal.

This ought to be fun to watch, IF its something other than advertisements for his shit health care.

Many of his appearances are god damn infomercials

>>40833414
>Let me be clear...

>More school lunch bullshit using negro athletes
Fuck off Michelle

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>>40833270
he's going to some some shit about how we need high speed internet everywhere, and then promptly do nothing about it

guarantee he says that "2008 crash was the worst since the great depression" meme one more time

>>40833270
Iran
Russia
Oil
Drones
Hacking

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Let me be clear, some folks are struggling. Change isn't easy, it won't happen over night. There will be setbacks and false starts.

Each one of these sentences WILL be said.

>>40833389
>11:46am in melbourne
>ready to neck a 6 pack to obama

>>40833388
Interesting.
Ill take those odds

>>40833414
"Fair share"
"Invest in our future"
"Crumbling infrastructure"
"Republican colleagues"
"Cross the aisle"
"Common ground"

>>40833514
Don't forget
"The wealthiest Americans need to pay their fair share"

>>40833534
someone is getting alcohol poisoning tonight.

>>40833538
Let me be clear, BIX NOOD MUH FUGGA

>>40833514
What is your flag? I'm on my apple spy device, it has restricted me from observing some details

>>40833270
Islam is a religion of peace

>>40833270
Change "Free Space" to "Free" Healthcare.

>>40833561
Seychelles

>>40833146

>/New/ wasn't around then nor was /pol/ a thing

5 more threads on a board that doesn't exist would have been impressive

But who wants to listen to

>blah blah blah evil white people
>blah blah blah patriarchy
>blah blah blah i'm gonna stick my fingers in my ears and attack the GOP doesn't control Congress

>>40833561
There is only one nigga from Seychelles who posts on 4chan
Congratulations man

>>40833076
I can hardly get through these plugs, i dont know if ill make it...

>that feel when you cant have a based spee gamethread

>>40833532
What are you drinking man, I've got a 6 pack of James Squire amber ale

>>40833342
underrated post

10/10 my sides

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>>40833067
They'll have a sticky soon

>>40833578
Seywhatnigga?

if dubs, Obama gets assassinated

>>40833589
I got a six pack of Fosters. That's Australian, for beer.

>>40833514
I still plan to immigrate there.
Its ok, im white

>>40833514
Why the fuck can't I NOT read this in his fucking voice?

>>40833596
its a former french colony, I guess off the eastern coast of africa...its mostly darkies.

I still don't have health insurance, obamacare too expensive/bad deductables for me and I don't have the min. income needed for a subsidy, so fuck whatever he has to say about it.

hey mods can we get the sticky/bump limit increase BEFORE this thread reaches the end and becomes 5 different ones?

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>>40833586
>that feel when this is the closest /pol/ will get to game threads

I love these threads, all the euros calling us americlaps makes me giggle.

>tfw stuck at school so I can't go home and take shots/drink beer to obunga

anyways, who /tendies/ here?

>>40833589
i got michters sour mash

what's the ETA.

and who has a link.

btw stop asking for sticky you know these faggot mods won't sticky it.

>being this new to /pol/

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>>40833342

>>40833645
Literally read the thread

>>40833514
"As Americans we all need to work together."

>>40833645
About an hour and ten minutes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPHH1Ykx1jY

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>>40833270
insta win if he mentions mike brown

>>40833270
"Deeply concerned"

"folks"

"uh..."

>>40833639
To be fair, the threads during Egypt/Palestine were pretty based.

>>40833601
>Fosters
>Australian

>>40833645
>not reading the fucking thread
>being this much of a newfag
god damn son

>>40833658
is anyone updating the bingo board, if not I will

>>40833645
>>40833076
or
>>40833357

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>>40833675

>>40833270
free space should be "uh"

Why the fuck does anyone even care about the state of union address, it is the single most over-hyped, generic waste of time that exists in the executive office. The prez says the shit everyone knows he's gonna say to reinforce his party, then we get some reactions from congress: the opposing party disagrees with some key points and here's why, his party says some other pointless shit, the whole thing is just a massive circlejerk that's all completely meaningless.

>>40833680
Bring us some fresh salmon also

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Tonight's Bingo card, ladies and gentlemen

>>40833678
I don't read threads of OP I read it for the subsequent responses.

anyways thanks for pointing out that the link was in the OP.

>>40833664
>drink the whole bottle if mike "dindu nuffin" brown is mentioned

>>40833680
Can we get a nice graphic for this drinking game? It would be nice if we could all play along

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>>40833534
if he mentions infrastructure crumbling after a 1 trillion dollar "stimulus" i might just lose it

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>>40833067
Am I the only one completely sickened by the healthcare propaganda, and reliance on celebrities to indoctrinate children and wastoid niggers?

>>40833741
you do know the majority of the stimulus was tax cuts right

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>>40833579
>he literally thinks /pol/ didn't exist in 2012

>>40833750
No.

>>40833458
"This just in; 450 people around the world dead of alcohol poisoning is some sort of internet drinking competition."

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>>40833270
Here's what I got so far.

>>40833626
maybe you should get a real job instead of posting on 4chan you poor nigger.

>>40833816
I'm white and I do have a job they just don't do insurance.

>>40833805
needs an "Uh..."

>>40833805
He won't mention gay rights I bet you

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>Government officials actually act in these dumb skits.

>>40833816
I bet I have a better job then you and I don't even want to pay for that shit. I feel for the people who can't afford it.

what a shit commercial, I can't do something while I wait for Obungler's ugly voice to interupt

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HE DOES IT AGAIN

>>40833805
Suggestions:
>"The 1%" or "The wealthy"
>"Corporations are bad"
>"Obamacare is good"
>"income inequality" or "wealth inequality"
>"muh daughters"
>"Charlie Hebdo"

>>40833854
welcome to the future of your politics, the politicians are now actors, not that they werent already

>>40833753
yeah i know. if he was so worried about infrastructure he should have addressed it .barely any was for infrastructure. he had his chance.

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>>40833067

My Fellow Americans,

Shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

>>40833854
Did you think he was running a country or something? There are bankers for that.

>>40833805
middle class
fair share

>>40833805
"common sense" should be in there

>>40833579
>2012
>board that doesn't exist
>/pol/
You are literally retarded.

>>40833885
GET /fa/ ON THE LINE IT'S AN EMERGENCY

>>40833805
>I've said time and time again
>That's simply not true
>Uh, I, uh, UMM
>Make no mistake
>Held Accoutable
>It won't happen overnight

>>40833911
How's that trillion dollar shovel ready bullshit turn out?

why is this loser getting a life mask?
why didn't clinton get one? I liked him alot more than obummer

tl;dr the speech is about tax hikes, how we're doing shit against ISIS (we're not) and "MUH OBSTRUCTIONISM"

Whats all this fucking propaganda?

>>40833805
ACA
Syria
Race relations
Infrastructure

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Lets play the sharia drinking game. every time you hear obama say "economy" take a drink, and then shout alluah ackbar and prostrate yourself to allah.

>>40833885
Suits are so fucking stupidly overrated anyway. Doesn't matter what color it is. Why the hell are people holding on to such a 20th century relic.

>"deficit reduction"
>"tax loopholes"
>"reform"
(dems always love them some "reform")

>>40833945
He's the first black president. That's supposed to be a big deal.

>>40833885
absolutely disgusting

>>40833270
Muggafugga Bix Nood and Putin

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>>40833805
I'm almost done.

>>40834000
nice numbers but sharia forbids drinking. with death(as ususal)

>>40834005
shut up nigger

>>40833830
that's why i said real job

>>40834062

Don't forget!

>"Nothing to do with Islam/Muslims"

>>40834071
exactly thats what makes it fun. its like russian roulette. and you only have to play once, but you get plenty of practice for when islam dominates the world.

>>40833270

"Islam is the religion of peace."

>>40834082
all this mad

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What tops the concerns of the American people these days is ultimately, the deep economic scars and hardships left by the previous administration, failed economic policies, that are still encouraged, and abetted, by the Republican controlled congress. What really has the far right extremists in congress running scared, is how much the American people love the Affordable Care Act! Folks, its time, to, face facts. The economy, ah, is doing great. Gas prices are low, and, uh, still falling. Unemployment rates are low, and still falling. But Americans don't rest on their laurels. They seize, the opportunities, and they keep on fighting. So that is why, ah, I am going to call on our nation's lawmakers to make it mandatory, that every student living in America, whether native born or hard working migrant, get two years of free community college. This, will, ensure, that America continues to remain economically competitive, for years to come.

The truth is, I'm deeply concerned. As Americans we all need to work together. Islam, is a religion of peace, no matter what people who want to pervert, its message, for personal gain. Folks, Bin Laden is dead. These, nihilists, who carried out the Charlie Hebdo attacks apparently didn't get the memo! LET ME BE CLEAR: America, is going to stand hand in hand with its allies, all across the globe, and we will work to eradicate ISIL, wherever it rears its ugly head. Our brave men and women in the Armed Forces are going to make sure of that.

>>40834062
shouldnt be on the board, but i bet there is a 9/11 quip somewhere in the speach

>>40834071
thats why you play the game with the curtains closed

>>40834005
somebody's upset they didn't get their welfare check today

>>40833146

I'm not watching because Obama is the most predictable President I've seen in my lifetime. Let me tell you what's going to happen tonight:

>We gotta keep fighting all extremism and understand that not all Muslims are bad!
>Free college for kids
>Common sense gun control
>Creating jobs and improving the economy, but not explaining how
>Immigration and being fair to people wanting to live the American dream
>gotta tax the rich, but he'll sugar coat it "paying your fair share"
>muh obamacare
>working with republicans
>the american people have spoken and want us to get things done
>yadda yadda yadda im the first nigger president and it's MLK week and you should kiss my moon cricket ass

I'm surprised the nigger didn't give the address yesterday and dedicate it to MLK.

>>40833067
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35in5BJjO2U
kek get in here faggots

>>40834121
I wouldn't want a welfare check even if I qualified for it.

Can't wait to see the nigger teleprompter-reader say all those words Jews wrote for him to say about all those policies made by and for the benefit of Jews.

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>>40833532

Same here. I went with an appropriate beverage for such a prestige occasion.

>>40833247
>implying /pol/ has ever voted for Goldman Sachs

every president since Kennedy has been bought and paid for

>>40834112
you know why muslins dont have sex standing up?
>someone could think they were dancing

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>>40834145
lol fucking alex trebek, what a faggot.

lol bad moon rising before the state of the union

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>>40834125
don't forget global warming.

>>40834202
what are you some kinda pagan?

>>40834145
I can't deal with Alex Baldwin.

>>40834219
the song dummy, they were playing it on the official stream

>>40834145

"New corporate fascist america."

Really? "New"? I was hearing that 1982.

Do you people really think Spanky here is original? He is a perennial, and you, his fans, are the biggest suckers on Earth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlvUz6phquo

>>40834217
and keystone xl

>>40834104

Shit, we should make a drinking game out of how accurately this post predicts the real address.

>CNN: Obama to mention Ferguson in speech
mark it off on your bingo cards guys

>muh troops

I'm all for supporting those who defend me but to mistake that for supporting America itself or supporting patriotism is insidious.

since when did CNN hire that fuckface Jay Carney

>>40834285
Patriotism leads to Nationalism friend. It's a good thing.

>>40833146
Nobody gives a shit about whatever Obongo has left to say

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>>40834062
I'm done. Looks pretty good to me.

>>40834275
he kind of HAS to
if the first black president doesn't mention the constant protesting and riots that are specifically about the black experience, he'd be lynched

>>40834294
i fucking love jay carney, but thats not jay carney. Everyone knows jar carney is now identified as Marie Harf. just another one of obamas tranny cohorts

How long's it gonna take them to renovate that damn Capitol dome? Feels like it's been working on that for months now.

over/under on non-answers, empty promises

10

>>40834318

If I had a good printer I would use chips and play and post. Maybe next year. This should be good......

Who is he going to blame today for his failures?

Oh and be sure to take all the credit for low oil prices. Saudi who?

>>40834337
they're installing anti-extraterrestrial defense arrays .

soon.

>>40834303

Supporting your government solely because they told you to is idiotic.

>>40833270
Rename the free space as "my fellow Americans"

somebody just dropped a bunch of coins in the background of one of these CNN interviews OY VEY

>>40834318
Will use in paint while watching the address.
>>40834370
That's not what Patriotism is. Stop believing the mainstream media.

>>40834361
Lasers would actually be pretty badass. Put em on the whitehouse too.

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Looking forward to it this year
Mine from last year

What channel should I watch on?

>>40834062
Add "community college" and "boots on the ground"

>>40834318
>uh
might as well be a free space

>>40834419
the alex jones youtube channel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?x-yt-ts=1421782837&v=35in5BJjO2U&x-yt-cl=84359240

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I should eat more fruits.

>>40834370
Arguing that anyone here supports their government solely because they told you to, or that the only way to not be a good goyim is to be a strict troop hating pacifist, is idiotic.

>>40833270
Retirement accounts

Last year he talked about introducing a new type of account and he also tried to pass laws requiring minimum distributions on Roth IRAs. He will likely mention retirement accounts in some way.

>>40834275

Ferguson, Garner, racial progress, all of that BS.

>>40834423

I've always hated that term boots on the ground. If we're carrying out airstrikes against land targets, we have boots on the ground thanks to our ROE where we don't want to kill fucking civilians. Gotta have a team to confirm the target from the ground before the air boys get to pound.

>>40834275
>Now I know you're all frustrated with the system, I hear you loud and clear. I know when you're looting foot locker that is out frustration with our justice system.

is anyone else just really sick of hearing this asshole lie to the nation on television?

goddammit it why won't he just shut up

>>40834423
cant wait for the doublespeak about how "armed in country military advisers" aren't boots on the ground

>>40834419
Al Jazera America or One American News.

>>40834460
so mad i added an it lel

>>40834318
Pretty good man

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>>40834441
Don't forget, to drink water

>>40834445

I never said either of those things. I am by no definition a pacifist.

>>40834460

Asking a nigger to keep his blue gums shut is asking them to throw away perfectly good watermelon and chicken.

It ain't gonna happen.

TUMBLR MENTIONED

>tumblr

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Free speech?

>>40834508
top fucking kek

>>40834353

Just come back for his next speech. The fucker loves to get on TV and talk, and every speech he makes is a campaign speech. He'll be on TV again in a few months because of something.

>>40834498
>I never said either of those things.

You did in fact equate patriotism to

>Supporting your government solely because they told you to is idiotic.

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>>40833632
>>40833594
Mods pls

>>40834574
too early

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>>40834526
FREE SPEECH ON ALEX JONES CHANNEL EVERYBODY GET IN HERE

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>>40834508
>yfw he mentions Anita Sarkeesian

Stream & Chat

>http://channel9000.net/whitehouse/
>http://channel9000.net/whitehouse/

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>>40834592
I cannot take him seriously and never will.

>>40834510
9/10
needs more pretty pitures

>>40834591
in politics it's never too early m8

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>>40834621

SEXUAL ASSAULT

muh women

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>>40833067
I'm just getting in here.
We going to discuss it?
I've got about 20 minutes till.

>>40834637
all the more reason, i've already been blamed for fema camps and accused of JIDFing

>Don't rape

Well, okay. That probably wont stop rapists but I'll be sure not to do that.

>>40834677
Muh women doe

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OBAMA CONFIRMED WEEB

ALEX JONES IS DOWN

>>40834005

You don't need to wear a suit to interview for a dish washing job anon. It's okay.

>>40834707
What'd he say?

>>40834677
Wait, I'm supposed to stop when she says no? Oh man, I've been doing it wrong all this time. Good thing they told me about it.

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>>40834707

How late will he be? 10 minutes? 20?

state of the jewnion

>Obama has gone to Japan 3 times
>I've never been
What have I been doing with my life?

Whats the topic of this address now?

Any ideas on whats going down?

>>40834712
BBQ CHEF HAS FALLEN! I REPEAT, BBQ CHEF HAS FALLEN!

>>40834436
WHat the FUCK are they talking about?

>>40834749
he's leaving the White House right now, so probably like 20

>>40834763
free community college

What time will it start?

>>40834749
cpt at least 25

Obama tax proposal is the same deal reagan gave the rich u ignorant fags

>>40834687
This, stupidest fucking campaign that creates 0 impact, only created to give liberal feminists ammo and insecure feminists the validation they need from the Dems.
>See, we have YOUR issues in mind, fight rape culture and muh soggy knee by voting D!

>>40834712
its a conspiracy

"MY FELLOW AMERICUCKS"

>>40834741
It was a video of him in Japan talking about how great it is.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weekly_Radio_Address_of_the_President_of_the_United_States

We could do Obingo weekly.

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>>40834778
https://synchtu.be:8443/r/Gay-bo
https://synchtu.be:8443/r/Gay-bo
https://synchtu.be:8443/r/Gay-bo

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>side whiskers

>>40834738
You don't "need" to wear a suit for anything. It's a societal bullshit thing to say "oh at this you "need" to wear "that" and at this you "need" to wear "that" " Think about it. You are trained into thinking this.

>>40834778
18 minutes until they tune up their instruments

>>40834808
If he loves Japan so much then why doesn't he adopt their immigration policy?

>>40834835
I like this anon.

>>40834835

Because that won't get millions of welfare leeches to vote for his party.

Test

>>40834809
adam currey refers to it as a "podcast"

I would join a bingo thread every weekend

This guy, the chef....

>>40833076
U da boss.

>using the Seacucks

This speech is already fucked.

>>40834835
Because science has 'proven' that multiculturalism is better.

the most entertaining stream is being throttled

STICKY

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>>40834912
https://synchtu.be:8443/r/Gay-bo
https://synchtu.be:8443/r/Gay-bo
https://synchtu.be:8443/r/Gay-bo

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>this thread is now a sticky

WE STICKY NAO

12 minutes left

>everyone on CNN screaming at each other

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POSTING IN A STICKY

The mother of all teleprompters incoming.

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Thought this was interesting

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/01/20/this-man-is-the-state-of-the-union-s-designated-survivor.html?via=desktop&source=twitter

This Man Is the State of the Union’s Designated Survivor

If the unthinkable happens on Tuesday night and the Capitol is destroyed in the type of scenario that only occurs in a Michael Bay movie, Anthony Foxx will be the leader who rebuilds a shattered country.

I can wait to listen to honest abe (the great emancipatah) tonight! is going to be wwwild.

BLZ STGGY MODS

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STICKY

13 MINUTES UNTIL THE POLITICAL CIRCUS BEGINS

>>40833067
is the nigger late to his own speech again?

>>40834933
>Anthony Foxx will be the leader who rebuilds a shattered country

shieeeet

>>40834961
supposed to start at the top of the hour

>>40834961
he will be for sure, first rule of show biz

>>40834933
Is he any good? Don't know anything about him, but he looks decent...

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>>40834510
>biden making silly faces in the back
kek

>>40834961

bongo is always late

Livestream + chat
>http://channel9000.net/whitehouse/

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Time to prep for the incoming fuck-up.

>>40834933
There are also a few members of the House of Representatives who are held away in a secret location.
Their names are not given for security purposes.

>>40834953
>implying it ever ends

>>40833805
free space should be "free community college"

>>40833270

"Let me be clear."

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Predicting Tom Clancy Novel situation where russia nukes the state of the Union address and the director of health and human services is appointed president

>>40834933
Harry Reid isn't going either. Ever since that treadmill beat him up and took his lunch money he's been out on medical leave.

>>40834981

>MUH OBAMACARE

These fucking millennials

>>40834978
He was mayor of Charlotte for awhile.

When will democrat media stop being so fucking fake hipster shitty? Liberals must be annoyed at this too.

>>40833067
#1 stickies are gay, and the janitors are gay for making them.

#2 the president's speech matters about as much as (and will sound exactly like) this: http://youtu.be/hqIsc8ooXug

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>>40834961

I demand that you degenerates post something awesome for me to fall back on to keep me from shooting my monitor tonight.

>>40834961
Obama is on CPT.

>>40834933
ayy lmao

JUST ADD ONE EGG.

AND YOUR THREAD IS STICKY.

Hold onto your wallets fellow /pol/acks you might be losing a chunk from them soon here.

I'm also curious to see how Joni Ernst does the rebuttal. What does /pol/ think of her (all pig castration aside)?

>eat healthier.
You mean starving our kids you fucking cunt.

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TOD DEN JUDEN!
TOD DEN NEGER!
TOD ALLEN FEINDEN DES VOLKES!

>"My niggers, it is time we exterminate all the crackas!"
How would you react /pol/?

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>>40833067
I really don't think it's happening.
Not tonight anyway.

who /cuck/ here?

woo, sticky

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https://livechan.net/chat/pol
https://livechan.net/chat/pol

https://livechan.net/chat/pol
https://livechan.net/chat/pol

https://livechan.net/chat/pol
https://livechan.net/chat/pol

>>40835045

Gonna laugh

9:11 left!

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who /robot/ here?

>inb4 allah akbar

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>>40835039
Best girl represent.

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>>40835045
bring it

>>40833494
Basically everything I hear come out of his mouth is the opposite of what his real intentions are so what does that mean now that he's saying he wants everyone to have Internet

who is this woman with the frightening eyebrows introducing everyone

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>>40835062
https://synchtu.be:8443/r/Gay-bo
https://synchtu.be:8443/r/Gay-bo
https://synchtu.be:8443/r/Gay-bo

Anybody come up with a good drinking game list yet?

>>40835030
No.
I guarantee you don't make anywhere near what the proposed tax bracket will be applied to.
Furthermore I highly doubt you will be inheriting MILLIONS from one of your relatives anytime soon.

Nothing to worry about (R)etard.

Strange. The President, Vice President and the Speaker of the House are all in the same room...

>>40835045
Wouldn't even flinch.

he's gunna mention Ferguson

I'll bet money on it

>>40833270

"My administration"

who /sp/ here???

>>40835002
>being so fucking fake hipster shitty
>being so fucking fake hipster shitty
you're such a well-spoken wordsmith. do you write books?

>>40833067
PBS livestream (goes live at 9, comments are open): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQoLyVka5TA

>Who's your favorite comedian?
>Jimmy Fallon!
I kek'd pretty hard.

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>>40835057
/m/ here

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lol

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>>40835039
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ynx26LJ1YC4

Thread theme

>>40835066
HOW IS IT TRANSPARENT AND ORANGE AT THE SAME TIME?

WHEN DOES IT START?WHEN DOES IT START?WHEN DOES IT START?WHEN DOES IT START?WHEN DOES IT START?WHEN DOES IT START?WHEN DOES IT START?WHEN DOES IT START?WHEN DOES IT START?

>>40835118
NOW

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>Who is your favorite propaganda robot little goyimg?
FUCK IT IM SO FUCKING DONE FUCK THIS HORSESHIT IRRELAVENT SOCIETY

lmao dat glare

IT BEGINS

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4chan cuck moot CIA Jews Gas the kikes race war now tumblr pol JIDF

...and here we go. Let the pandering and lying begin!

CLAP CLAP CLAP

>>40835104
You know what I mean. Why is it so shitty?

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>>40833270
"Perfectly peaceful muslim citizens in the world"
"Work with police"
"Our X is getting better"
"More than X people are now covered by Obamacare!"

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*clapping intensifies*

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/k/ here

Watching clapping seals on TV

calling it

they will show a woman in a hijab for a few seconds for MUH DIVERSITY

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Infinite-chaner Here.

Just thought i'd stop in and how you SJW-faggot-liberal-shills are doing after getting BTFO last November.

Oh and remember Michael Brown.......no justice no peace...ahahahha another movement that lasted two minutes you're fucking pathetic.

>>40835131
>jean jacket

DRINK EVERY TIME APPLAUSE

>10 minutes of clapping
Any yuropoors want to marry me so I can get out of this shithole?

>>40835153

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>the clapping will never end

>>40835084
literally nothing he says will happen. i don't even know why i'm watching. he doesn't have the reps or senate. this is just a chance to speak directly to people

I wish Canada had a version of Hail to the Chief.

I suppose we have God Save the Queen/the Vice Regal Salute for the GG but I don't think the PM has his own fanfare.

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>>40835153

>>40835007
ugh, like that decrepit bitch can stand without sacrificing an orphan to enable her to live another day.

>>40833270

"The rich," fatcats in Washington," "partisan," "lobbyists"

Damn. So many jews.

Parks and Rec has gotten really shitty

Like it's just random stuff happening

Which one of you is BarackObeezy? I'm Schlomostein

ENJOY THE MUSIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M73SDGAqLcg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nObH1R9ONw

>>40835106
>comments are open
Neat.

nth for widespread death and destruction

>>40835165
ALSO drink for length of applause

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https://synchtu.be:8443/r/Gay-bo
https://synchtu.be:8443/r/Gay-bo
https://synchtu.be:8443/r/Gay-bo
https://synchtu.be:8443/r/Gay-bo
https://synchtu.be:8443/r/Gay-bo

JOIN THE FUN

>>40835118

ITS HAPPENING

>http://channel9000.net/whitehouse/

>>40835173
Division in the Republican Party
Executive Actions like a trv kvlt nigga
He's gonna cuck the congress, you watch

>>40835084
>I guarantee you don't make anywhere near what the proposed tax bracket will be applied to for dat money to go to my programs.
>Furthermore I highly doubt you will be inheriting MILLIONS from one of your relatives anytime soon, but if you did I would be entitled to a majority of it for dem programs. Cuz you be rich and shit.

>>40833067
>C-SPAN says 4 and a half minutes

They STILL don't get Obama time. More like an hour.

shitposting opportunity

http://www.msnbc.com/pulse

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AMAZHAWN!!! PREZIDENT OBOMAS SPEECH

>>40835205
that is just suicide

I hope the ghosts of the united 93 hijakers finish the job tonight and take them all out

>>40835131
when i saw him put his thumbs on the screen, i actually shouted out loud "don't do that you'll break it." i couldn't help myself.

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>>40835103
representing.

This fucking Alex Jones stream is fucking awful as shit.

LE XD ANONNYMOOSE XDXDXDXD

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>King nigger is late again

TEXT OF THE SPEECH HERE

https://medium.com/@WhiteHouse/president-obamas-state-of-the-union-address-remarks-as-prepared-for-delivery-55f9825449b2

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>>40835153

Why are the republicans still splitting their response into 2 different speeches? Are we eventually gonna have like 50 different responses by everyone from the tea party to the green party to the "fight for your right to party" party?

>>40833270

"Obstructionist"

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>>40835245
it is a common tactic of insecure people with power. make everyone else wait for you so you rub your nose in how much you lord it over them.

>>40833389
I'm drinking russian standard

O-bingo where?