Eat the rich edition
Starts in about 90 bings
get in here /pol/
>tfw in 2012 /pol/ there would have been 5 more threads about this
I think even /pol/ is finally disillusioned about the entire US political system and now just views it as an ongoing reality tv show.
>mfw /pol/ doesn't vote for anybody in 2016
Its about time we had an official State of the Union thread. I'm working on an Obingo board, give me suggestions.
Take a drink if Obama….
>Says, "The state of the union is _____"
>Proposes closing a tax "loophole" as a way of proposing a tax hike.
>References loopholes that are only available to the ultra wealthy and big business.
>Insists he only wants to raise the capital gains tax back to a level endorsed by President Ronald Reagan.
>Really, take a drink any time Obama mentions Ronald Reagan for any reason.
>Describes his community college plan as offering community college for "free"
>Talks up Obamacare’s exchanges without noting the potential legal risk to federal exchange enrollees’ subsidies.
>Attempts to justify federally subsidized broadband as a "necessity."
>Fails to mention pot legalization.
>Talks about the need to rebuild trust in the government.
>Quotes a previous State of the Union speech. Double shot if he’s quoting himself.
>Complains about federal spending caps.
>Mentions SOTU’s shrinking ratings.
>Says "let me be clear."
>THE CLAP OF THE UNION DRINKING GAME
>take a drink every time there is a pause for claps
>take a shot every time the world "transparency" is used
any other shot worthy buzzwords?
he's going to some some shit about how we need high speed internet everywhere, and then promptly do nothing about it
guarantee he says that "2008 crash was the worst since the great depression" meme one more time
Let me be clear, some folks are struggling. Change isn't easy, it won't happen over night. There will be setbacks and false starts.
Each one of these sentences WILL be said.
>/New/ wasn't around then nor was /pol/ a thing
5 more threads on a board that doesn't exist would have been impressive
But who wants to listen to
>blah blah blah evil white people
>blah blah blah patriarchy
>blah blah blah i'm gonna stick my fingers in my ears and attack the GOP doesn't control Congress
They'll have a sticky soon
>that feel when this is the closest /pol/ will get to game threads
I love these threads, all the euros calling us americlaps makes me giggle.
>tfw stuck at school so I can't go home and take shots/drink beer to obunga
anyways, who /tendies/ here?
Why the fuck does anyone even care about the state of union address, it is the single most over-hyped, generic waste of time that exists in the executive office. The prez says the shit everyone knows he's gonna say to reinforce his party, then we get some reactions from congress: the opposing party disagrees with some key points and here's why, his party says some other pointless shit, the whole thing is just a massive circlejerk that's all completely meaningless.
if he mentions infrastructure crumbling after a 1 trillion dollar "stimulus" i might just lose it
Am I the only one completely sickened by the healthcare propaganda, and reliance on celebrities to indoctrinate children and wastoid niggers?
>Government officials actually act in these dumb skits.
My Fellow Americans,
Lets play the sharia drinking game. every time you hear obama say "economy" take a drink, and then shout alluah ackbar and prostrate yourself to allah.
What tops the concerns of the American people these days is ultimately, the deep economic scars and hardships left by the previous administration, failed economic policies, that are still encouraged, and abetted, by the Republican controlled congress. What really has the far right extremists in congress running scared, is how much the American people love the Affordable Care Act! Folks, its time, to, face facts. The economy, ah, is doing great. Gas prices are low, and, uh, still falling. Unemployment rates are low, and still falling. But Americans don't rest on their laurels. They seize, the opportunities, and they keep on fighting. So that is why, ah, I am going to call on our nation's lawmakers to make it mandatory, that every student living in America, whether native born or hard working migrant, get two years of free community college. This, will, ensure, that America continues to remain economically competitive, for years to come.
The truth is, I'm deeply concerned. As Americans we all need to work together. Islam, is a religion of peace, no matter what people who want to pervert, its message, for personal gain. Folks, Bin Laden is dead. These, nihilists, who carried out the Charlie Hebdo attacks apparently didn't get the memo! LET ME BE CLEAR: America, is going to stand hand in hand with its allies, all across the globe, and we will work to eradicate ISIL, wherever it rears its ugly head. Our brave men and women in the Armed Forces are going to make sure of that.
I'm not watching because Obama is the most predictable President I've seen in my lifetime. Let me tell you what's going to happen tonight:
>We gotta keep fighting all extremism and understand that not all Muslims are bad!
>Free college for kids
>Common sense gun control
>Creating jobs and improving the economy, but not explaining how
>Immigration and being fair to people wanting to live the American dream
>gotta tax the rich, but he'll sugar coat it "paying your fair share"
>working with republicans
>the american people have spoken and want us to get things done
>yadda yadda yadda im the first nigger president and it's MLK week and you should kiss my moon cricket ass
I'm surprised the nigger didn't give the address yesterday and dedicate it to MLK.
Same here. I went with an appropriate beverage for such a prestige occasion.
lol fucking alex trebek, what a faggot.
"New corporate fascist america."
Really? "New"? I was hearing that 1982.
Do you people really think Spanky here is original? He is a perennial, and you, his fans, are the biggest suckers on Earth.
Looking forward to it this year
Mine from last year
Arguing that anyone here supports their government solely because they told you to, or that the only way to not be a good goyim is to be a strict troop hating pacifist, is idiotic.
Last year he talked about introducing a new type of account and he also tried to pass laws requiring minimum distributions on Roth IRAs. He will likely mention retirement accounts in some way.
Ferguson, Garner, racial progress, all of that BS.
I've always hated that term boots on the ground. If we're carrying out airstrikes against land targets, we have boots on the ground thanks to our ROE where we don't want to kill fucking civilians. Gotta have a team to confirm the target from the ground before the air boys get to pound.
Just come back for his next speech. The fucker loves to get on TV and talk, and every speech he makes is a campaign speech. He'll be on TV again in a few months because of something.
FREE SPEECH ON ALEX JONES CHANNEL EVERYBODY GET IN HERE
I cannot take him seriously and never will.
I'm just getting in here.
We going to discuss it?
I've got about 20 minutes till.
This, stupidest fucking campaign that creates 0 impact, only created to give liberal feminists ammo and insecure feminists the validation they need from the Dems.
>See, we have YOUR issues in mind, fight rape culture and muh soggy knee by voting D!
You don't "need" to wear a suit for anything. It's a societal bullshit thing to say "oh at this you "need" to wear "that" and at this you "need" to wear "that" " Think about it. You are trained into thinking this.
Thought this was interesting
This Man Is the State of the Union’s Designated Survivor
If the unthinkable happens on Tuesday night and the Capitol is destroyed in the type of scenario that only occurs in a Michael Bay movie, Anthony Foxx will be the leader who rebuilds a shattered country.
13 MINUTES UNTIL THE POLITICAL CIRCUS BEGINS
There are also a few members of the House of Representatives who are held away in a secret location.
Their names are not given for security purposes.
>implying it ever ends
Predicting Tom Clancy Novel situation where russia nukes the state of the Union address and the director of health and human services is appointed president
Hold onto your wallets fellow /pol/acks you might be losing a chunk from them soon here.
I'm also curious to see how Joni Ernst does the rebuttal. What does /pol/ think of her (all pig castration aside)?
TOD DEN JUDEN!
TOD DEN NEGER!
TOD ALLEN FEINDEN DES VOLKES!
I really don't think it's happening.
Not tonight anyway.
I guarantee you don't make anywhere near what the proposed tax bracket will be applied to.
Furthermore I highly doubt you will be inheriting MILLIONS from one of your relatives anytime soon.
Nothing to worry about (R)etard.
>Who is your favorite propaganda robot little goyimg?
FUCK IT IM SO FUCKING DONE FUCK THIS HORSESHIT IRRELAVENT SOCIETY
4chan cuck moot CIA Jews Gas the kikes race war now tumblr pol JIDF
"Perfectly peaceful muslim citizens in the world"
"Work with police"
"Our X is getting better"
"More than X people are now covered by Obamacare!"
Just thought i'd stop in and how you SJW-faggot-liberal-shills are doing after getting BTFO last November.
Oh and remember Michael Brown.......no justice no peace...ahahahha another movement that lasted two minutes you're fucking pathetic.
JOIN THE FUN
>I guarantee you don't make anywhere near what the proposed tax bracket will be applied to for dat money to go to my programs.
>Furthermore I highly doubt you will be inheriting MILLIONS from one of your relatives anytime soon, but if you did I would be entitled to a majority of it for dem programs. Cuz you be rich and shit.
Why are the republicans still splitting their response into 2 different speeches? Are we eventually gonna have like 50 different responses by everyone from the tea party to the green party to the "fight for your right to party" party?
You know all Obama is going to do for the next two years is create a bunch of ideas that will never get passed by the GOP Congress. So that they will look like bad guys that favor old rich white men. So the democrats can keep their slave minorities voting for them.
Obama will be remembered as a great president.
Stats are in his favor.
i still have no idea how those executive actions work. As far as getting around congress works that is.
>mfw shep "get off it get off it" is hosting on fox
This is going to be Tumblr the speech
>Of course, nothing helps families make ends meet like higher wages. That’s why this Congress still needs to pass a law that makes sure a woman is paid the same as a man for doing the same work. Really. It’s 2015.
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We are fifteen years into this new century. Fifteen years that dawned with terror touching our shores; that unfolded with a new generation fighting two long and costly wars; that saw a vicious recession spread across our nation and the world. It has been, and still is, a hard time for many.
I want to have sex with one or possibly both of you
I just took a shower and I was about to sleep but I forgot the SOTU is about to happen so I'll just stay awake
From the last state of the Union
Hoping for more dank fresh OC
Oh man /Mu is the worst Subreddit ever
>inb4 why are they clapping so much