So this just got posted up at my college. What do you think they're

>Feminist monopoly
>Everybody wins, because privilege.

Oh my god.

>>39502444
Men will get 70% of the money that women get.

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>>39502494
>>39502603

I posted this up on /pol/ around the time of Halloween. The first comment told me to go naked to the party and tell everyone I was Jennifer Lawrence

>>39502603
I don't believe that they are willing to do that much math.

>>39502603
This. Or something like it.

>>39502444
>with a feminist twist WHERE NOBODY LOSES
>except men
>they're terrible
>except for you Chad

>>39502685
I believe it. Especially after that cupcake incident

>>39502444
let's play twister

>>39502748
>Chad is Transgender so he wins by default

Hungry Hungry Hippos

>>39502848
What would "Feminist Twister" be like?

>>39502657
Ha that thing they told you to do was epic!

>>39502996

They'd just lock up all the men for being rapists and then throw the game in the garbage for promoting thin privilege.

>play monopoly
>land on feminist property while her piece is on it
>she charges me rent and then charges me with rape
>go to jail
>they implemented a new rule for jail, no free rides like real life
>paying to live in jail
>we break away from the game to hold a psuedo-court hearing
>I'm found guilty
>spend time in jail
>get released under the rule that I cannot enter any of her owned properties
>roll the dice and pray that the dice dont land me on her spots
>whew i just made it
>she yells to have me thrown in jail again
>this time, for stalking
>shit her piece is two ahead of mine
>back in jail for rest of game
>leave and wonder why I ever went to such a shitty event
>cops come to dorm room later that night
>arrest me, says I raped a girl at game night
>fucking feminists!
>tried and convicted under false accusations
>go to real jail
>fuck you monopoly

>>39502657
So... according to them strong women and feminists are scary creatures of the night? Because this is what you supposed to dress up during halloween.

>>39503087
Still no worse than regular monopoly.

>>39503087
How would a girl lose that game? By wanting to willingly have sex with men?

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>>39502657
I'd go as this

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>>39502657
>walk in wearing regular clothes
>"What're you supposed to be? You were supposed to dress as someone who supports feminism"
>"I am. I'm myself."
>TFW

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>>39503233
>>39503397

After I told the other thread I was black they told me to wear this. I still wonder what their reactions would have been to both costumes.

>>39503494
They wouldn't get it. College feminists are mostly dumb and vapid.

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>>39503559
>College feminists are mostly dumb and vapid
I thought that was just a rumor or stereotype at first, but they're effected me head on.

>I start hanging out with this cute girl a lot
>Might ask her out today
>We're hanging out and watching videos together
>She giggles "Anon there's this awesome video I have to show you!"
>Haha! lets see it.
>She shows me this degeneracy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqHYzYn3WZw
>I feel like vomiting,
>"Wasn't that awesome anon? They showed it to everyone in my gender studies class! Its so true!"
>mfw

It hurts to live. Its like someone was handing me a Disney Princess with a plate of cookies, then she shot me instead.

>>39503947

>calls throngs of people dumb and vapid
>stumped by the simultaneous existence of 'affect' and 'effect'

>>39504010
Dammit I knew I used the wrong one....

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>>39503947
I have a date with a chick who used to belong in my (old) circle of friends this Thursday.

Known her for around 4 years.
I remember going out with her for drinks around 2 years ago, and she told me "The patriarchy hurts men too" un-ironically.

She's a real QTpatootie, but god damn, I really hope she dropped that shit.

She had a boyfriend at the time, but now she's single, she seemed to wonder what happened to me, so I guess that's good.

If it means anything, I'm /fit/ now (as opposed to fat and then skinny, like I was when I knew her)

She seems to have lightened up, so I'm assuming she's over that shit.

Wish me luck friend.

>>39502657
>that subtle "we want feminist boys to come" thing

They're all landwhales and they only think they're attracted to feminist men in their minds

In reality the non-threatening feminist men are beta losers and the feminist men who are actually attractive are also crude and "not feminist enough" for these porky princesses. Then they get angrier at men because "why are all men so terrible? Why can't I get a boyfriend?".

>>39502444

I hate that everyone puts the little facebook and twitter and shit icons at the bottom of everything now.

That is all.

>>39504237
>If it means anything, I'm /fit/ now
What does SHE look like now? Have you seen her? I'm curious if that lifestyle has altered her weight at all......

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>>39504310
And the good looking "Feminist" are usually promiscuous as all fucking hell, and do some sick ass mental gymnastics to justify their lack of loyalty or relationship skills.

It's a mixed bag really, I don't like sex positive or sex negative feminist.

that shit man.

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>>39504368
She looks literally the same, a plain hipster girl who likes the same shit as I do, and has the cutest blue eyes.

I'm not shaving my beard for the week to appeal to her sensibilities (I also like it)

I'm assuming she didn't buy into it, since she ain't fucking fat.

>>39502854
yay Chad! You win again! You're so special and we love you!

>>39503947
>FCKH8
I don't get the hate those guys keep getting. If anything they are the ones who are keeping SJW crowd from gaining more sympathy.

>>39504237

Abort ship.

>you were always the "last resort option"
>she's blown everyone else and now you're her last chance at getting hitched and getting some money to steal until she can find another lowly beta
>she's going to leech you like a bloodsucker

Just don't do it. I used to tell people like you to hit it and quit it, but nowadays everyone cries rape.

>>39504310
>feminist men are beta losers
Do they ever actually date any of these men? Or just wait until the "cute" ones show up?

>>39504467
>Anon i must tell you something
>Anon, don;t understand me wrong.
>Anon i date only black guys now.

>>39504467
>I'm assuming she didn't buy into it, since she ain't fucking fat.
Then there's a chance anon. I wish you luck. If she's still femi-crazy. introduce her to the based mom.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TR_YuDFIFI

>>39504527
>Do they ever actually date any of these men?
Nope. They just like having bunch of flies flying around them while dreaming about muscular barbarian with enormous dong ravishing them with a burning castle as a back-drop.

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>>39504505
Under normal circumstances, I would, when I got /fit/ I ran into (and fucked, and got attached) to cunts like that.

I've gotten decent at identifying red flags.

for example.

1.) I was a "no-resort" option, when I knew her, I was a fat fuck and then a skinny fuck with no hair (went through a "Shave my head bald" phase when I started lifting)

2) I actually ran into her again and prompted her for drinks, I've met her previous boyfriends, I feel like she dated them because she was afraid she couldn't do better
3.) The second she starts (assuming I get anywhere) not giving me what I need emotionally, or hell even physically, I'm putting my foot down on that shit, Like I did with the last one, caught the last one cheating, she kept apologizing, I told her to eat shit and then went to the gym to do some deadlifts.

Life has prepared me for this shit, I'm aimin' for a waifu, and by god, this is the first step.

ain't gonna be sleeping with sluts no more.

Only downside is, she's kinda prudish, so that's gonna be a challenge.

>>39502444
They make up a bunch of rules that make the game unfair or unfun. The rules are based upon popular feminist myths that have been debunked since the beginning of time.

If they weren't women they would play games like Ghettopoly.
>http://www.amazon.com/Ghettopoly-com-Ghettopoly-Boardgame/dp/B00E3LN7OS/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1417487550&sr=8-1&keywords=Ghettopoly

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>>39504677
Do any of these men want to date them? Or are they so emasculated to the point where they see finding them attractive as a way of "oppressing them"? All I see from male feminists is an extreme type of "White guilt"

>>39504763
I can't see it going well for you.

>>39504909
>Do any of these men want to date them?
Hell no. They just want to blow their loads on something that is not their love-pillow.

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>>39504780
>125.00 for a knock-off game
>10.00 shipping

>>39502444

Bare chested panty wearing pillow fights.

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>>39504763
We're all gonna make it breh

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>>39502657
10/10

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>>39504947
It never does. But hey, gotta get back on that horse.

My faith my be misplaced, I grew up around sisters that, to this day haven't fucked up, and are pretty chill.

They give me hope that women aren't all vapid, manipulative, cunts.

I mean, shit, you know what blew my mind? When I lost all the weight and started putting on muscle?

Dating is easy, dating is even easier.

It's laughable really.
Here's hoping it works out though, the second I hear some feminist rhetoric though, I'm jumping ship faster than a Nigerian immigrant in Swedish waters.

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>>39502995
underrated post

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>>39505144
*Getting laid
Correction

Need an excuse to dump more images though.

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>>39502995
Holy fuck I didn't even see this one

>>39505110
tybasedscoob

>>39505220
That image is a fucking nightmare

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>>39505297
I've got more friend. I've got more

>>39505297
It's a nightmare because it's so true

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>>39505430
that makes it worse than a nightmare ;_;

>>39505220
>Heavy smoker
Can smoke outside, not a problem
>weight issues
I like some meat on dem bones! Ass can slap against my pelvis when we do it doggy-style
>drinking problems
Jackpot! Let's get wasted and passed out on neighbor's lawn.

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>>39505110
new desktop background.

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>>39505562
why are commies always the most well-adjusted on /pol/?

I think they're sending shoe boxes to Africa

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>>39505372
>>39505430
>mfw I haven't dated since highschool.
>mfw its reasons like this why I feel paranoid around girls now

I don't even know how to make the approach anymore. I've felt so alone but I don't know how to build up the confidence to fix the problem. Wish I could stop the beta shit....

I see too many people as pipe bombs now, with a high chance of picking the wrong wire.......

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>>39505562
>heavy smoker
reeks of smoke 24/7, financial sinkhole
>weight issues
eh, as long as she's healthy enough. don't care too much either.
>drinking problems
cheating, relationship distrust, have fun w/ the babies.

nignog life immenent

>>39505738
>commies
>well-adjusted
Good goy

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>>39505766
Two choices, be an absolute chad, and I mean, pump and dump, drop that shit like bad garbage, and just stop respecting women and caring what they think entirely.

You know the "Game" written by PUAfucks? They kinda sorta got it right, but I got a secret for you, a big secret. Treat women like children, "The Game" is nothing but glorified trolling, bonus points if you're attractive, you'll stop being an "Asshole creep" and will be seen as a "funny guy who is challenging them"

or the second option.

Focus on you, get fit, get hobbies, and just keep your mind off of that shit, it'll get lonely, I will admit that to you, but eventually, if you go out enough, you'll meet someone decent or someone to bang (keep number 1 into account)

it's no big secret, it's just harder for some to do than others.

And this is coming from a really, really introverted person, I would be a NEET that just lifts weights and writes music all day, if it wasn't for my career.

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>>39505906
I'll try anon. Just want someone to hold at night.
I'm a Junior in college now. I think there's still time to fix it.....

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>>39505766
Also, Drop the alpha and beta mentality too. That shit is really about perspective and social standing.

You're a "beta" the second you call yourself a beta.

If you're surviving and thriving, or hell, even just surviving. You're doing more than some fucks in this world.

Getting laid really means fuck-all in the grand scheme of things.

>>39504780
If I wanted to play Monopoly without playing Monopoly, I'll just break out Dealer McDope.
>>39505906
I think I recognize that porn!

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>>39506136
Got a source to share?
>>39506097
It's never too late friend, you're a man, you age better than women, it's a fact, you'll age even BETTER if you get /fit/.

I will say, cold approaches are difficult for some people to do, you want some exercises though? Try talking to a cashier at work, ask them how their day went.

Try to practice this sorta thing, talk to people you don't know at least five times a day.

It's shockingly easy to get over the fear.
You'll make it bro, specially if you're over 5'9 (I'm 5'5 and I'm still doing pretty good)

So get out there, and go at your own pace.
No one is rushin' you.

You'll make it brah.

>>39506115
>Also, Drop the alpha and beta mentality too. That shit is really about perspective and social standing.


Okay. Well, I'm a transfer student and I do have a lot more friends than I did at my last college. And I hang out with them daily. I've made 20+ friends in less than a few months. Problem is making the approach to the girls

the game is like don't wake daddy, they roll to see how long they get to peg you for, once you cum they throw you out and you walk home dressed as a sissy. the feminists then call Tyrone and his buddies to let them know a sissy is in need of some BBC, you're raped and no one believes you because you were wearing a thong and provocative clothes. feminists laugh for weeks.

>>39502444
Lesbian sex, and not the good kind like on "The L Word."

>>39506310
>(I'm 5'5 and I'm still doing pretty good
>you'll age even BETTER if you get /fit/.
That actually gives me a lot of hope. Thanks anon