>so anon, I heard you're interested in politics!

>>39299457
Did you know that all of the world's maladies can be traced back to the jews?

>>39299510
kek

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>so anon didja vote for Obama or Romney?

>>39299567
>G-G-Gary Johnson

>>39299457

Let me tell you about the jews...

>>39299457

GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW

ALL HAIL GLORIOUS ZYKLON B

MY POWER LEVEL IS OVER 6 GORILLION

AROUND BLACKS NEVER RELAX

WITH JEWS YOU LOSE

SIEG HEIL MEIN FUHRER 14/88

>>39299457

Did you know, during all the riots combined since August in Ferguson, not one pair of work boots was ever stolen?

>>39299510
>hey anon! Come sit down at the table!
g-gas the k-kikes r-race w-war n-now
>what was that?
the Jews-
>anon why are you wearing that fedora? Sit down, it's time to say grace!
believing in magical skydaddy twenty fourteen ishiggy
>haha why are you wearing that old trench coat? Should we turn up the thermostat?
as a conscious dreamer I can coin my own currency-
>and why did you order a tank of helium and a sleep apnea mask?
AM I BEING DETAINED

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>>39299796

>>39299779
Yeah much sums up /pol/ but dont forget to do a lot of double speak

>>39299779
OK anon, you convinced me,

>make sure he sits at the kiddie table

>>39299796
as a concious dreamer....

ahahahah

GAS THE KIKES
RACE WAR NOW
p-pass me the mashed potatos mom

I'm an adult and as such I'm no longer forced to attend Christmas dinner.

It was one of the things I was most looking forward to when I was growing up. I fucking hate Christmas.

>>39299457

Thank you technology and human progress.
Thank you Darwin and evolution.
Thank you Bill Nye, Guy of Science.
Let's eat.

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>>39299796
>AM I BEING DETAINED
fucksake lost it

>>39299567
>N-no I d-dont vote, b-both parties are owned by j-jews.

Even worse, I just joined the military and my family loves arguing about politics, and usually it escalates to at least one or two people advocating illegal shit, like treason or revolution. I really need the money so I need to defuse that shit.

It's like a nightmare: I have to defend Obama and his policies.

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>>39299457
>Eric, don't fucking get him started.

>Last year, he went on a 2 hour long rant about how there's this massive Jewish conspiracy manipulating society to turn everyone against white males and emasculate them.

>Then he called Aunt Jenna a "fucking shitskin" because she has black hair and brown eyes.

>Don't do it. We'll fucking leave.

>>39299964
>The problem is, all you kids are applying ONLINE! You need to canvas the neighborhood with resumes! That's still how employers hire people!

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>when I was your age I had fought a war, had a wife, car, job, and owned a house!
>the key to getting a job is looking the manager in the eye and giving him a firm handshake!
>you kids are so spoiled!

>>39299457
Jokes on you, left leaning family!
I theorized ways to sugar coat my Nat Soc beliefs so they're palatable to everyone!
>mfw I'm a ginger
>mfw I can use this as an angle to 'understand what real racism is'

>>39300050
>>39300053

Way to delete the post I linked to because you forgot to put up the image of your gay lover, fuckbag.

>>39299796
I'm dying over here.

>>39299789
My family would get a laugh out of that.

>>39299457

i don't know these people, why are they in my house? who let them in? who are they? all i wanted was to go down to the kitchen and make myself some coffee... why this happening?

>>39299457
Why is that shill that fought in FDRs war of aggression welcome here?

>>39300111
Hold on! Delete your post, re-link it to my new one, then delete this post!

>>39300184

THIS SMELLS OF EFFORT

>>39300059
>ginger
>uses angel to "understand racism"
You aren't the only one who does this, my brother.

>>39299457
Jokes on you. I told my family I had to work today.

Right, so let's talk about the jewish question then.

>>39299457
Implying I partake in celebrating the slaughtering of 6 million natives

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>tfw your entire extended family is on the same page when it comes to the topic of the "darkies".

>>39299796
Fucking lost my sides

it's going to be me and my brothers. we're all red pilled.

feels good man

>>39299510
You know, I wonder about this sometimes. After reading "The Fate of Empires" and seeing how many great and powerful nations fell to the ~250 year cycle, I doubt the Jews are responsible for even half of it and are seriously "the" evil in the world. "The" evil today? Sure! But everywhere, throughout all of history? I doubt it.

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>living on my own for years
>move in with girlfriend
>invites her parents to thanksgiving

I thought I was done with this shit, /pol/. Now I feel like a prisoner in my own home. I'm laying in my bed at ten thirty posting on my phone, for Christ's sake. Save me.

>>39299796
top kek

>>39300340
It's glorious, isn't it? My uncle tells the best coon stories.

>>39300420
You are lucky. All my relatives are dumb plebians who don't know shit.

>tfw the closest thing to politics in my family is my farmer uncle complaining that he can't shoot wolves

>>39300325
cuck

my family is racist to blacks and muslims my cousins call themselves bigots the only non-racists are the jews in my family

>>39299457
>tfw I'm the least racist bloke in my family

>>39300325
Around our table, we *actually* celebrate the fact that our ancestors almost cleansed this land of them. If you think supporting welfare niggers is bad, try supporting niggers *and* millions of drunk meth-addicted injuns.

>>39299457
I try to warn my families about the dangers of Jews, but they mostly think I am trolling. Can't wait for dinner today.

>>39299457
>I heard you're interested in politics!
"Politics and religion are not for smalltalk and polite conversation" is my usual response.

>>39299457
>GF of 3 years has libtard father and mother
>They threat her like shit, always being so progressive in raising her.
>My family is extremely racist and nationalistic
>Threats her with respect, love and kindness
>She becomes racist and slowly seeing less and less of her parents.
>Only does shit with my mother never calls her mother anymore
>My father said he would pay for her college.
>Has said she feels more like part of the family with my family, her family is more like people she knows

God dammit I love my family, why are right wingers always so nice to other whites?

>>39300667
Because they can't spell treats?

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I've become a reactionary in the past year, started voting UKIP, and joined the Officer's Training Corps at Uni.

My multiculturalist family is going to hate me, I'm looking forward to it.

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>>39299457
>Go to parent's house this morning
>mom greets me and wife
>two coworkers from the Brazilian branch of the company I work at visiting the US are invited to thanksgiving
>"ah, m'ijo, did you hear about that officer not getting indicted?"
>Yeah, I can't believe that people are still believing that he gunned down that thug with his hands up even though the forensic evidence proves the cop was telling the truth
>Dad appears from kitchen with a beer
>"Yeah, people don't really care about physical evidence, it's like that everywhere"
>Brazilians chime in how Mike Brown was either crazy or on drugs, and how police in Brazil are much worse than ours

Right now my mom is making roasted ham instead of turkey, but it still looks good. I love my family.

>>39300744
What's the deal with UKIP anyway? Not a bong so I don't know how things are over there, the propaganda machine paints a pretty bad picture of them... what little of it leaks over to the continent.

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>>39299457
>tfw black family with blind loyalty to the black race because muh white devil
>libtard as fuck
>muh feelings
>you don't need X in your own house
>da guvmint will save us, the police will protect us, etc

>>39300037
jesus, anon. but... is it even possible to defend Obama?

>>39300835
a big ol racist family. good on ya

>tfw we're all the drunk uncle

>>39300849

Are you that based black guy with guns and who invented the iron pill?

I wish all black bros could be as based as you.

>>39300911
>realistic
>racist
pick one. the brazilians are niggers themselves

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>mfw my entire family is liberal and to them I'd be a "psycho right wing gun nut raysis libertarian"
>mfw politics will inedibly come up at the dinner table
>mfw I will be forced to keep my mouth shut or else reveal my power level

>>39299457
Only 4 of you are white

>>39300849
>the police will protect us
so how's that thought going around what with ferguson happening?

>>39300340
This is the best feel.

>>39300964
>libertarian
>right wing gun nut racist
wut

just talk about muh freedoms and such. no one can disagree with that(nat soc need not reply).

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Amren on Reddit frontpage
The fire rises

>>39300919
my drunk uncle died last year. poor guy. his liver failed and he needed a transplant, but poor people cant really afford the best treatment.

>>39300835
>father is liberal
>he believes Wilson used excessive force; shouldve used his baton when he was out of the car
>even he realizes "the gentle giant" deserved to be shot
You live with retards

>>39300884
No, no it's not. So I basically just have to shut down the conversation by saying: I'll have to ask you not to speak about my boss like that.

It's gonna suck.

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>>39300340
>tfw at least two members of your family will have a pistol on their hip for no particular reason

>>39301042
rip

>tfw Australian so no Thanksgiving shit

I couldn't deal with having to hang around my family more than once each year.

My heart goes out to all you Amerifriends.

>>39299796
I laughed way harder than I should have

>>Conscious dreamer

>>39301023
That's the joke. They think libertarians are racist republican extremists who "support school shootings" (actual quote)

>>39300835
BRAZIL? HUE HUE HUE
and yes, police here either does nothing or is extremely forceful, they don't know how to get to the middleground

This thread made me realize every board has their own nightmare scenario they have to answer to every thanksgiving

>>39300944
>black guy with guns
yes

>invented iron pill
kek I don't know about that, but I do agree with most of the Iron pill philosophy

>>39300986
They still think Mike Brown dindunuffin, and that black people are oppressed because of skin color, and not because of their personal actions.

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>>39301039
>look it up
>check the comments
>people are complaing about how amren is a white supremacist site and are digging into the OP's post history, where he is subscribed, etc.

Thank you 4chan for not being Reddit.

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>>39300911
We're hispanic. Check your power + privilege racism you cis scum partiarchal pissbaby shitlord

>>39300340
Oh god this

>Why back in my day niggers wouldn't pull half the shit they'd do now, they'd get the rope and still should
>Dont know why we're not droning them guddam mexicans, look at all the shit they're doing south of the border, only a matter of time before it spreads up here.
>Don't know why we're bothering with Ferguson, let those fucking suburban college communists get killed by the pavement apes they love so much.

>>39300667
>burst into threats

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>>39301199

>>39300053
>the key to getting a job is looking the manager in the eye and giving him a firm handshake!
This part is actually extremely fucking true.
Also being White.

I've gotten every single job I've applied for by basically doing these two things.
Never been turned down.
Also followup.

>>39301336
boomer plz go

>>39299796
I smiled stupidly

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>>39300340
>tfw no racist jokes at thanksgiving because my aunt married an Egyptian and my uncle married a Haitian nigress

>>39300452

what is the "250 year cycle?"

>>39299457
>tfw my whole family and extended family is Hispanic Republicans
>tfw my little mexican cousin who I hadn't seen in years was going about being Caucasian
>tfw I'm living the good life

>>39301336
How often these days do you actually get to see the manager though? Hell 95% of the interviews I've had the manager wasn't even there. It's always just some dopey tart from HR who doesn't know anything about the position and just asks you generic questions from a standard form.

>>39301417
So why the fuck are they invited to family get togethers?

>tfw none of my family members are politically correct

They are still blue pilled as fuck though

>>39299457
Niggers.

/discussion

>>39299789
Just said this to my wife. She laughed and then told me not to be racist "for at least one day".

>>39301506
The only reasonable course of action is to troll them.

>>39299457


hahaa

I'll be playing WoW like I did the last 7 thanksgivings. No awkward family shit for me

>>39301365
I graduated highschool last year m8.
Taking classes at the community college near here and am being promoted to manager at the shitty joint I work at.

Going to take two years of CC because cheap and then trasnfer to A&M or UT.

>>39301454
Hunt them down.
I've come back to a place multiple times as either a customer (for crap jobs) or as someone with a question (for one nicer, secretarial jobs that I eventually quit because of all the old harpies that wanted the D) waiting to see the general manager/owner/director.

>>39299457
>run to stereo
>turn volume up full
>play this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOsoa4AGRhY

>>39301051

What? Most military members minus the niggers fucking hate Obama and only hold their tongue in front of political positions (commanders, first sergeants, etc)

so

anyone else have to put up with faggots or minorities at the table tonight?

my cousin married a nigger, we're hosting, my dad took me aside last night and said I have to be at the table the whole time so there's literally no way out of this

>slav in murrica
>for some reason family celebrates thanksgiving with the whole extended family
>never understood this
>family is into politics, especially slav politics
>they dick ride putin every time anything to do with russia is brought up
>will probably have to listen to half a day's worth of how putin is making the US look weak and russia strong, etc.
>tfw it's like they all post on /pol/

You goyims are my family.

>>39301727
The military's my ticket out of poverty, I'd kill to keep this job. I'm not risking it even a little bit, just in case some idiot's got himself on a watch list this year.

I'm probably being a huge faggot about it, but as long as I keep getting paid, I'm sticking to the official, patriotic, loyal line.

>>39300464
grow some balls, faggot. why do you have a bed time? do you think that's normal for adults?

>>39301786
>my dad took me aside last night and said I have to be at the table the whole time so there's literally no way out of this

Are you a child or something? Tell him to fuck off and do whatever you want. What could he possibly do to you?

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>>39299457

>This whole thread.

Happy Turkey day, you miserable faggots.

>>39301822
>>for some reason family celebrates thanksgiving with the whole extended family
That's pretty normal dude. I go to my mother's extended family for Thanksgiving every year.

>>39299796
Dat Laughner reference

>>39299789
What are "work boots"?

>>39301822
you should show up with your BF to the dinner in protest of putin's anti gay laws. and paint your faces with the ukrainian flag, w/ red teardrops to underline putin's war crimes. if someone tries to say something, you two say SLAVA UKRAINE and make out in protest

>>39300037
Revolution isn't illegal, fuckwit.

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>>39302081

>>39302139
Actually, it is. I only got briefed on that 9000 times the last few months.

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>>39302081
>What are "work boots"?
Nigger detected

>>39302139
>shooting police and military and trying to take over the country isn't illegal

this is THE most retarded thing I've read on /pol/

you fuckers have it easy

i'm probably gonna get job offers from people in my extended family and be forced to defend my NEET lifestyle

my dad's a fucking powder keg and this is a sensitive issue for him so there's a chance he'll explode and i'll end up with a job

>>39299457
>>so anon, I heard you're interested in politics!

Gas the kikes, race war 14/88.

Pass the stuffing and gravy please.

>>39300340
>tfw slavs hate nigs
>and love turkey

>>39301417
>my uncle married a Haitian nigress
sorry uncle we're full this year

>never cared about politics before some shit happened here
>started coming to pol
>started discussing it with my grandpa
>he is with me on pretty much everything aside communism
>grew a lot closer to him and i now enjoy lots of fishing weekends with him

>>39301448
are those "hispanic republicans" at least white hispanics?

>>39300843
They much have all the same policies as the GOP except waayyy more tame/approachable, which makes them seem radical to bongs but pussyshit to us.

>>39302222
Deal with it, it might be just the opportunity to move far away from your family.

>>39301927

Please. Most of them aren't integrated whatsoever, except for a few. I find it strange that some of them love "celebrating" Thanksgiving when they can't even say a sentence in English.

>>39302128

I tried playing devil's advocate a few months back with some relatives discussing Putin. Basically, I said that Russia illegally annexed Crimea and needs to respect Ukraine's sovereignty. They went off about how I don't know shit about what the CIA does, how the US and NATO is a hegemony, the US school system indoctrinating me, etc.

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>>39302222
>you fuckers have it easy
>i'm probably gonna get job offers from people in my extended family and be forced to defend my NEET lifestyle
You fat fuck I would be happy if my family gave me job offers. If anything being a NEET is the most degenerate thing you can be
>my dad's a fucking powder keg and this is a sensitive issue for him so there's a chance he'll explode and i'll end up with a job
That's probably because I doubt your father dreamed to have a son who does nothing but steals food from his fridge. I would be to sensitive if I raised a fuckup child.

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>be Canadian
>be at Santa Claus parade in Toronto a couple weeks ago
>entire GM working class extended family is there
>brown elf girl goes dancing by, makes the mistake of pausing in front of my family
>does she have the balls?
>she does
>"happy holidays!"
>entire family's immediate reaction
>"MERRY CHRISTMAS" at the top of their lungs
>mfw

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>>39301172
>/b/
>so, anon, how's school going?

>/pol/
>hey anon, i heard you are interested in politics?

>/r9k/
>so anon, did you get a girlfriend since last thanksgiving?

>/fit/
>can you give me some tips to get in shape again?


>mfw i'm all of them

>>39301859
He's your father you idiot. You should respect him and listen to whatever he says just because he's the patriarch of your family.

>>39299457
My Thanksgiving
> go home to the house my great, great grandfather built
> family comes in from all over
> women prepare huge feast, men sit around bullshit.
> we eat at 1:00 pm
> after dinner women clean up mess
> men go outside, teach proper gun education to children, pop off a few rounds
> go innawoods cut down xmas tree
> women and kids decorate tree
> men watch football and take naps
> have leftovers for supper
> play poker in evening, have cocktails
At no time do we discuss the Ferguson bullshit, because my white conservative family is disgusted by these savages. At best we might teach our children how to act as a responsible member of society, and use the protesters as an example of what not to do.
> inb4 check your privilege, my family has worked hard for this shit, and any given member can show you multiple ways of how they earned what they have.

>>39302492
nice

>>39302081
>What are "work boots"?

>>39302405
Technically, most Hispanics are white Hispanics, since the US uses "Hispanic" as a modifier instead of a race of its own.

>>39301786
your cousin is a bitch or a dude?

>>39302541
When you're old enough you're supposed to challenge the alpha male to establish dominance.

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>>39301172
>tfw /g/
>entire extended family is going to make me fix all their stupid computer problems because nobody knows how to technology

>>39302541
its not 1800 anymore

we only used to do that because not doing it meant starving to death

>>39302492
>mfw old boss at fast food place forced us to say merry Christmas to customers

Felt good man

I believe that the jews and POC exist in this world to destroy the white race and our proud European culture. When the time comes, I will join the race war and o my part killing the vermin from this earth 14/88 my brother. Pass the potatoes

>>39302222
what the fuck?
you should be fucking lucky you're getting job offers.

>>39302583

>Oh hey anon, you're a computer science major? Can you help me get my email program to work?

>>39299457
Yeah.
>Mulatto black-pantheresque cousin: Nazi.
>Nana: What?
>Cousin: Anon's a fuckin' nazi.
>Nana: I don't think that's true.
Which it really isn't.
>Cousin: Whatever, racist.
Oh screw you, man. I really don't feel like defending how culturally open-minded I am.
>Cousin: But you aren't. I mean come on, you think that the Ferguson decision was right.
If anyone bothered to look at the evidence they would.
>Cousin: [Insert black-panther "cops are racists and muh systematic oppression" counterargument here]

>>39299457
>"greater than drinking the carbonated jew, enjoy your carcinogens goyim. i hope you get raped by a thousand nigger dicks. 14/88 sieg heil. cunt."
"h-he's been going through a rough time lately"

>>39302844
>Not whispering Sig Heil every time time no one is watching but nigger cousin
Very disappointed with you anon.

>>39302194
>>39302194
Do you even into the Declaration of Independence, anon?

>"But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security."

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>>39299779

>>39302942
Any time he bothers will calling me a racist I say that, but he doesn't mind it. If anything, he seems to thrive off of being able to call me a racist and me being OK with it. Honestly, I think the reason he likes it so much is because I'm the only white person he can call a racist without me trying to argue it.

>>39301678
>Taking classes at the community college
Why even bother. The education you're getting is shit. You don't want to cheap out on your education.

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>>39300053
Fuck you grandpa just die already

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>>39300843
They're trying to reverse course away from Marxism and save the white race in the UK.

>>39303134
I would buy this anon a beer, just for this post. Happy turkey day

>>39303162
Not him, but why do you think that?

>Both sides of my Grandparents always tell me to look out for Jews and Gypsies who try to take my stuff or double cross me.
Don't you worry about me grandma. I'm always wary about their ways.

>>39303162
I kinda do.
I've got the grades to ensure that all of the credits I need transfer when the time comes, and it's not like I'm going to walk around with a shirt that says "Community College" on it.

>be britfag
>tell dad I'm voting for UKIP because they're the only party who will curb immigration
>he calls me a racist

Th-thanks dad

>>39300464
watch mst3k instead Anon.
shirk your duties.
fuck em.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5p56igk63es

Damn, alot if you guys sure have a hard time in a simple family reunion.

I for one like most of my family and gladly have reunions with them more often than once a year.

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>mfw My family is conservative. Grandma calls nuts nigger toes, all my family knows the officer was innocent, all pro gun.

>>39303134
It's bullshit, really.
>only a basic understanding of history
>still argues historical events
>only a basic understanding of economy/politics
>still argues economy/politics
>only a basic understanding of social issues
>still argues social issues
>knows I don't really care about any of the issues
>continues to try and argue with me
I'm spending thanksgiving with my gf because even though they hate me there, they at least share my views on ethnic minorities

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>>39302548
>mydreamfamily.webm

please adopt me

My brother and his hamplanet SJW fiance drove in last night. Can't wait til this cunt leaves.

>tfw show power level on vino veritas

>>39303032
...that's not a law

>>39303421
My grandmother would call them nigger toes also. Not all nuts, just the ones that looked like, well, nigger toes.

>>39300037
>in the military
>have to defend obama and his policies

What the fuck? My military friends are always the first to jump on that shithead's antics.

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>>39302548
If only...

Hey britbongs, why wont everyone vote for ukip? It sounds pretty fucking sweet to me

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>>39303333

>>39299950
I, as an atheist but a cultural Christian, love the childhood nostalgia and feeling of communal unity evoked by Christmas but I would never voluntarily attend a Christmas dinner.

Attending Christmas dinner or not has nothing to do with how much you like or dislike the colors, emotions, activities, and memories associated with the Christmas holiday.

>>39303545
Those are the ones I meant.

>>39301445
Check out sir John Glubb's "Fate of Empires"

>>39303032
Okay, now look around reality. You really think the government's okay with that shit?

Ideal != real

>>39302050
>Laughner
>misspelling "Loughner"

kek

>>39302492
wow, so controversial

I remember folks saying "happy Holidays" in the early 70's and I lived in Social Credit territory. It doesn't necessarily mean anything beyond being shorthand for "Merry Christmas, Boxing day and New year".

>>39303546
Yeah, and if the wrong person with a stick up their ass hears it, they can get kicked out of the military. I'm not taking any risks.

>>39303601
I don't even know the real name. It's so ingrained now I don't want to. If I ever go on a trivia show, there might be problems.
> what are nigger toes alex?

>>39302222
and the award for biggest cunt goes tooo, your mom.

and it must be in order to fire out your huge self-aggrandising ass from it

>>39302583
YO

just /how/ do you win minesweeper?

>>39303570
I know that feel

>>39303700
They are like brown orange wedges, I never really liked them.

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>Have liberal family
>Won't stfu about politics
>Be conservative
>Be a fucking cop
>Sunday dinner family kept talking about Ferguson
>Talks about how the officer should have tazed him or go 1 on 1 with a king kong nigger
>Kept barraging me questions why Daren will go pew pew on a gentle giant
>Keep telling them it isn't simple
>Keep telling them that bros in blue aren't fucking psychic
>Still won't accept the shit is on the wall
>Mfw I am going to re hear this bullshit today because the verdict came out
>Mfw I won't be able to enjoy a nice lunch without some liberal cuckhold cousin asking me why I am so evil
The only good thing is my colleague invited everyone at work to his Thanksgiving dinner so I will get to enjoy a nice dinner.

>>39303654
>boxing day
but i don't have any gloves

>>39303780
> when I was younger I would watch my uncle crack walnuts with bare hands
> thought he was fucking superman
Now I know he just put two in his hands, and smash them together. Much easier to crack them like this.

>>39302405
meh... More white the Jorge Zimmerman.
We are norteno so we are pretty white.

The cousin in question comes from the darkest family (although they are still pale skinned they have some asianish facial features, and the girl in question has olive skin), the rest look like full spaniards

>>39303833
Change the discussion to assault weapons.

>>39299457
>"let me tell you about the Jews and their lies"

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"Obama gave people healthcare and saved the economy from near-permanent collapse.

Bush started several wars for little to no reason and couldn't form a coherent sentence."

- /co/ today


How can people like this exist?

>>39303833
Damn, sorry to hear that. With all the bullshit going on now, I've slowly started developing more respect for LEO.

>>39303333
exact opposite here
>be britfag
>brother says he won't vote UKIP because they're fascist
>dad calls him a commie bastard
jej

>>39303904
>"let me tell you new techniques on how to swindle goyim, mazel tov!"

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>>39300849
Bless you "anon", America needs more like you be they white or black, they need to be more like you.

>whole family is dindus except me and my dad
oh boy here we go!

>>39303922
>Bush started several wars for little to no reason

Well at least they were right about something.

>>39303877
That is awesome, my family is divorced, but I always had 2 dinners. One at my grandmas house that my grandpa built, it's like a fucking mansion, 3 stories, huge property and chickens. The food is great but always so serious. Then my dads house, which is like a small get together, the foods ok, (who I am to complain about free food?) but the family always has a blast.

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>>39303833
>WHY DIDN'T HE JUST SHOOT HIM IN THE FOOT TO STOP HIM, ANON?

>>39299789
hahahaha that's a good one, I'm gonna use that.

>>39303922
>"Obama gave people healthcare and saved the economy from near-permanent collapse.
See you in 2025
>Bush started several wars for little to no reason
Agree.
>and couldn't form a coherent sentence."
>hurr durr le Bush is dumb maymay is real i saw a pic of him holding a book backwards in facebook.

>>39303553
>>39303468
And my "racist" traditional, conservative family would invite anyone of any color or culture in to eat at our table. As long as you show respect, act like a decent human being, and chew with your mouth closed.

>>39303833

Dont be mad at your family, try to avoid any arguments about the topic. Attempt to hide your power level and at least try to enjoy their vicinity. :>

>>39304160
fucking this. Don't act like a nigger, and you can join.

>>39303568
short answer: because democracy really fucking sucks.

It just doesn't work.

>>39299457

>going to grammas for T-day
>strap my jackboot, pin my iron cross, slick my blonde hair back, kiss the miror goodbye
>launch my mercedes into the jungles of florida
>i arrive a little late, the table prayer already began
>"oh- h-hey anon, w-we didn't think you were c-coming"
>they look nervous as fuck
>I stand in the doorway grinning with my heil salute
>This is my final moment
>"May i take this prayer, my based family?"
>"oh ok anon"
>i sit down and set my officers cap on the table.
>"Today is a day we not only remember the day our ancestors came to this land for a place to practice freedom, we also must remember those who try so hard to take it away. The Zionist filth will stop at nothing to take away our holidays and we must fight to secure a nation and culture our ancestors dreamed for us. The threats we face in the Jewish media and in everday life show we need to hold solidarity to our customs and never let the enemy take what we now as sacred. Heil Hitler 88 gas them all. Amen"
>i start aggressively slicing my turkey silently while mom and grandma sob
>"but anon, our last name is Steingold, you are half jewish and this is florida! how did this happen to you? please let us help anon"
>i flip the table over, dumping the turkey and cranberries all over my hook-nosed sisters
>LISTEN YOU GODDAM KIKE SCUM, THIS IS SUPPPOSED TO BE A BASED FUCKING DAY. DROP THE FUCKING YID SHIT HITLER WAS QUARTER JEW ZIONISTS DID 911 YOU
FUCKING NEWFAGGOT PLEBS!

and that day, was the day my autism reached full pwer

>>39303922
It's tumblr2.0, what did you expect

>>39303884
>Change the discussion to assault weapons.

My cousin will bring up Ferguson no matter what because she is a gigantic liberal faggot who actually married a nigger who eye balls me as if I told him there be no grape juice at the table. I am going to go wear my uniform so I can bs how there's a emergency call.

>>39303964
>Damn, sorry to hear that. With all the bullshit going on now, I've slowly started developing more respect for LEO.
I am partially used to it. For the past 6 years we have been getting bitched out by everyone because this current executive admin are cunts. My dept got sued by the DOJ and ACLU because apparently feeding inmates food that doesn't follow the "food pyramid" is a breach of their constitutional rights. Best part is when we switch the inmates food they all threw a fucking tantrum over because we can no longer have Burrito Wednesday.

>>39304182
>Dont be mad at your family, try to avoid any arguments about the topic.
Problem is my family are like a feral dog. Once they get a bone they won't let go of it.

>>39301908
Thanksgiving, you fucking liberal.

>>39304031
if unarmed (like in said case) I agree, there's no fucking 'mind reading' required just shoot them in the fucking leg, if it hits the major artery then oh well at least he tried ffs and not got shot multiple times or h/e times stated

>>39303780
>>39303700

They are called Brazil nuts.

>>39303833
>>39303964

I've started to gain more respect for LEO through this whole ordeal, too. Still wary about how they'll respond when they're given the order to disarm all conservative white males, I mean "right wing extremists".

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>>39299796

>AM I BEING DETAINED

thanks anon for the sincere laugh

>>39304249
Do you know how hard it is to shoot someone in the leg?

>>39304291
I plan on respectfully lying. Yes sir, no sir, they have all been sold so that I can afford to live in Obama america. Sorry for your trouble.

>>39304249
>Just shoot them in the leg

Real life is not hollywood. That is not an easy shot to make, and you can't afford to miss when you have a dusted up gorilla charging at you.

>>39304291
> Still wary about how they'll respond when they're given the order to disarm all conservative white males, I mean "right wing extremists".
Well if you live in my county there is no way we will fucking do that because several of us own guns. If we have to disarmed you we will have to disarmed ourselves. But then again we wouldn't know who owns what since our state requires no registration on handguns or rifles.

>>39300843
>anti-immigration
>anti-big government
>not totally anti-gun
This makes them "Nazis", in Bongland.

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>>39299796

Hahaha, that is great. kek

>>39303333
Why are middle-aged, straight British men with the minds of 20-year-old female sociology majors a thing now? I keep seeing this over and over again.

I swear, as bad as the SJW's are here in the States, at least most adult white men here are conservative.

>>39304218
>putting your officer cap on the table
>2014

Disrespectful as fuck. Put it on the hat table.

>>39304280
Ya, I know they are called nigger toes, but for the life of me I can't figure what the are called. Well I guess they are nigger toes from now on.

>>39299510
fucking this. haha

>>39304218
SAVED

I literally keked, and had to show my family this.

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>>39299796
Saved.

Oh, fuck. I just say "gas them all" and kill the conversation early. My friends are really into politics and having a serious discussion with them is like mentioning you do photography to a hipster girl.

>>39303833
Dang, sucks being asked why a fellow police officer couldn't handle the situation correctly over and over again.

Must be similar to how the prosecutor is going to get bombarded with questions related to this case for the rest of his life.

>>39303587
>cultural Christian
Is this bait?

>>39303764
nigger learn to count to eight

>>39304516
The 1960s is the answer. 'Twas the beginning of the end for us.

"I've told you all time and time again that we are in the midst of a race war, but none of you listen. In 2005, 37,500 white women were raped by blacks while whites raped "between zero and ten" blacks - but nobody cares. "Oh, its poverty!" You don't take into account that crime DECREASED during the great depression. You SHOULD be arguing that "wealth inequality" causes these things if anything, and even that is untrue. Even I argue with the liberal voice better than you liberals. You've all been fooled by jewish cultural marxism and you don't realize it because you don't care. Even if you did realize it, you wouldn't care."

My aunts married to a black dude so Thanksgiving is always poppin

>>39304516
>sociology majors
>not libtard brainwashed bluepilled sjw scum
jesus anon are you blind AND deaf?

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>>39301652

10/10

>>39304330
>>39304408
wasn't the guy in question a considerably massive target who also had some weight (width) to him. i'm not asking him to shoot an anorexic midgit here but tho in normal cases you might have a point. should be some better standard procedure here, ofc all cases have unique examples but honestly I'm white and starting to get inklings that he kinda wanted him dead

really i think the point we're eluding to is that it's better for them to take the kill shot(s) as it leaves the purp with zero side of the story to tell and no fuck-ups left to deal with (in more senses than one).