IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING GUYS
IT'S THE HAPPENING
THIS IS IT
>>37677621
MY DICK
What happens next
HAPPENING CONFIRMED
AYY BOLA
I too defecate from my mouth
Are you out of burgers?
>>37677669
UNTHINKAMABLE
Cool story, spook.
It's just a test you nigglets calm down
>tfw don't own a television
the happening finally happens and I miss out ;-;
>>37677621
It's happening in ATL too, AGSxxx here.
My girlfriend insists it is not happening, but I know better.
>>37677657
>force tuned
>Implying PR wouldn't use the term 'redirected' instead of such an invasive sounding word
ayy lmao no way
>>37677657
BUT
HOW WILL I FIND OUT HOW TO TAKE CONTROL OF MY LAUNDRY IF THIS SHIT IS GOING ON
IT IS HAPPENING FOR REAL
THIS IS THE MOMENT WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR ALL OUR LIVES
I WAS HERE
>>37677621
it seems to be happening in the south
probably just a test.....probably
Inb4 two minute test image
What the fuck is going on here?
IT'S HAPPENING
EVERYBODY GET IN HERE
FAST
HAPNEING
CONRFIRMED
>>37677743
WOOOOOO GET HYPE. TOO BAD I DONT HAVE A TV
>>37677724
Dw the kind folks at the FEMA camps will inform you!
>>37677716
I think it's well formulated -
>It's not us who ruin your favorite TV show, it's gov't that's forcing this shit on you
https://twitter.com/search?q=emergecy%20action%20norification&src=typd
confirmed for legit
Literally all this means is that they are testing the emergency alert system. Also it is not happening in Texas.
nothing here in new york
LINK TO MURRICAN TV?
>>37677770
>watching mainstream news
IT IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
>>37677797
>trusting a tripfag named CNN
>ever
>>37677797
yea,but usually they are very clear that "THIS IS JUST A TEST"
they aren't saying that now
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE HAPPENING HAPPENED?
>>37677621
9/11 v2.0 when
>>37677827
I had just come out of my bed with my morning boner still raging
So... what is it?
>>37677797
it doesn't say it's a test
normal EAS tests are blue/white in color
who the fuck watches tv in late 2014?
>there are people so mentally-deficient that they'll literally pay a fucking company to advertise and lie to them
ok...?
My body is ready!
Is it still happening?
>>37677805
Sun Tzu would be disappointed in you.
>>37677621
Dem subtitles.
>THE MELODY IS HERE
>OBONGOS
Okay now I literally have a rager.. WHAT IS THIS
>>37677841
> Happening boner
IT'S HAPPENING
>>37677827
>>37677806
>>37677770
>>37677657
>>37677621
Game over, man!!!!
Game over!!!
IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING
Fucked around and got a triple double.
Living less than 30 mins from atl I can confirm that it is a shithole.
i guess this is all in USA and on one channel?
>>37677840
NOW
>>37677850
It's cheaper to bundle internet with other useless shit like landlines and tv deals.
That's how fios and crookcast work.
>watching the today show
Has the Emergency Broadcast Signal ever been used for real?
I overslept today and couldn't make the bus today
do you guys have AT&T Uverse?
For all you TV faggots posting screenshots, post location!!!
>>37677873
ITS THE YIFFENING!
>It's a test >It's a test >It's a test >It's a test >It's a test >It's a test >It's a test >It's a test >It's a test >It's a test >It's a test >It's a test >It's a test >It's a test >It's a test >It's a test >It's a test >It's a test >It's a test >It's a test >It's a test >It's a test >It's a test >It's a test >It's a test >It's a test >It's a test >It's a test >It's a test >It's a test >It's a test >It's a test >It's a test >It's a test >It's a test >It's a test
It is only happening for Iowa fags.. The state gov is testing their new emergency alert system.. I promise
>>37677888
it gets used for weather emergencies but i've never seen it like this or namedrop the white house or something WTF IS HAPPENING
>>37677873
I for one welcome our new furry overlords
>>37677911
It doesnt say its a test. Test EAS looks different
you fuckers are worse than woo-woo freaks
>>37677873
> FURRIES INVADE CAROLINA
All is lost
>>37677621
>>37677657
>>37677770
>>37677806
>>37677827
>>37677873
What's unemployment like?
>>37677884
>It's cheaper to bundle internet with other useless shit like landlines and tv deals.
>cheaper to bundle Internet with more services
In my area Comcast charges $40 for Internet or $80 for the whole package. I don't need or use any of these archaic services except for the 'net.
>>37677915
Wouldn't they announce shit like this?
I don't have TV, turning on radio just in case
>>37677915
>It is only happening for Iowa fags
nope
>>37677915
Shlomo plz go
>>37677911
>>37677915
If this is really a test, they sure messed up.
It should have been clear from the start that this was a test.
I can already imagine all the 'preppers' grabbing their 'bug-out bags' already.
>>37677934
Where do you live? I'm here in DC and that's all they offer.
>>37677927
U sposed to be up cookin breakfas or sumpin
this is one of worst photoshops ive seen, and i usually spend my time on [s4s] so ..
It's also ONLY happening on UVerse.. maybe ATT is testing their system.
>>37677915
I'm in Iowa and it's not happening here.
>TFW you kept holding off on buying a FAL and now ids habbening
A-at least I have muh SKS
Simonov plz protect me
>>37677968
>DC
RIP
>>37677915
JUST HEARD HUGE BOOM IN CRAPIDS, TSUNAMI INCOMING
BRITBONG HERE, IT'S HAPPENING HERE ASWELL
WHAT THE FUCK
not happening in albany ny
we never get happenings
>>37677981
Well I know it is UVerse for certain.. go to the twitter feed
>>37677954
Then where's the news report of the happening?
>>37678005
ids happening
is it happening or not
so many false happenings
>>37677915
why would they test when Ebola is reaching US?
doesnt sound too smart to trigger every murrican into going on killing sprees since doomsday
they would say test if it was a test fgt
>>37678005
is it bollox
>yfw it's an announcement that we were contacted by a technologically advanced benevolent extraterrestrial race
>Believing the Jewmergency broadcast system
>2014
>happening
is the USA opening another burger king?
>>37678005
no its not
>lying on the internet
>>37677621
keep us yuropoors updated burgerclaps.
>>37678037
>benevolent
That's the trolling touch.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emergency_Action_Notification
>An Emergency Action Notification (SAME code: EAN) is the national activation of the Emergency Alert System (EAS) and can only be activated by the President or his/her representative (i.e. the Vice President).[1] The Emergency Broadcast System (EBS) also carried the Emergency Action Notification. It has never been used by any President since its creation.
siriusly habbeding
unless obama's just playing a gag on us
OKTOBER SURPRISE!!!
>>37678005
Show proof, you jew.
HAPPENING IS IT
WER ARE LOST
ITS TOO LATE
FURRIES
so, it's a shoop? damn it
>>37677954
>implying all grown ass men arent at work.
>>37678056
If it's not happening and ATT activated their shit they're fucked
Goodnight, sweet prince.
OMG WTF IS GOING ON, IS THIS NATIONAL TROLLING?
>>37677976
ya, no
>>>/s4s/
>>37678013
Here, Ill simulate
>Isis has, Uh, contracted, uh, ebola, uh and is uh a danger to, uh everyone.
>[CLAPPING INTENSIFIES]
>Thank you, good night
>>37678040
Really /pol/? REALLY?
>>37678056
HAHAHHAAH HOLY FUCK
>Obama's biggest fear is a nuke in NYC
>nuke drill in Jew York a couple of days ago
>these tests
It's all adding up...
Could someone stream? I don't want to miss anything.
what are they saying?????
>>37678056
>obama accidentally hits the EAS button
IT WAS NIGGERS ALL THIS TEAM
YOU DID THIS
YOU COULD HAVE FOUGHT AGAINST THEM
NOW ITS TOO LATE
AND WE ARE GONNA DIE
EVERYONE OF US
IT IS HAPPENING
MARK MY FUCKING WORDS
So many plebs watching TV.
Why aren't you people at work?
You're no better than niggers.
>Typing this at my job
>>37678013
I do really think this is a test of some sort though....
Just used 'if' since there is no real evidence for any side, real of test (or possibly even fake)
Is this about Ebola in NYC?
Oh Lawd save us
>>37678108
I keked
>>37678099
This, I want to witness the happening
HOLD ME, /POL/
http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/ebola-virus-outbreak/watch-live-house-hearing-ebola-9-30a-et-n233021
NUKES IN 30 MINUTES
>>37678120
Second shift bro
>>37678099
This PLEASE
SPOILER
Israel did 9/11
ABC News - Israelis Detained on 9/11 Spies
>http://abcnews.go.com/2020/story?id=123885
FBI report - Israelis caught with bombs on 9/11
>http://www.scribd.com/collections/4010452/9-11-The-Dancing-Israelis-FBI-report
Christopher Bollyn 2014 (60 min lecture)
“Israel Is Behind the 9/11 Attacks and Iraq Wars”
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6d_CT-pYTk
(keep in mind this guy used to be an alex jones nwo illuminati missiles and holograms, believer.)
FOX News - The Israeli 9/11 Connection ep.1
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJyCAZGRpf8
RT News and Press TV journalist Ryan Dawson - War By Deception 2013
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vl2biXvyGCs
BBC journalist Alan Hart on Israel and 9/11
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgABDdU7yD8
Press TVs Joshua Blakeny on Israel 9/11 and neoconservatives
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9n_3J4HS3U
RT News - Was 9/11 an Inside Job
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ugCIjzHptA
Israel Mossad Chief - Juval Aviv, ( mossad agent on whom the movie 'Munich' is based)
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR7ioRALGaw
tries to cover for Israel but ends up admitting a lot
2.40 'there is no doubt that there were various Israeli teams in America... who were MONITERING terrorist networks...
3.08 'Israel had [the 9/11] information that they were giving the American government..'
he even starts talking about explosives in the building and blames the CIA
Can someone post a tl;dr of what obango has to say? Better yet, a stream
ONE DAY YOU ARE LIVING YOUR LIFE LIKE EVERY DAY ELSE
YOU SEE THIS ON TV
ITS HAPPENING
YOU ARE DOOMED
YOU ALREADY KNOW YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD
IT IS HAPPENING
IT IS FUCKING HAPPENING
Why is my TV streaming like normal then?
>>37678134
Ronaldo save us
>>37678095
>tfw fallout projection puts you in the path
god damnit
>>37678134
Fugg :)))
>>37678121
it would be extremely irresponsible to test it like this. I wouldn't be surprised if atleast 1 person kills themselves because they believe it's the end of the world or some shit.
>IT'S HAPPENING >IT'S HAPPENING >IT'S HAPPENING
>What's happening? Where's the news report?
>YOU MUST BE A JEW YOU SHILL
Nothing is happening. Status quo.
>>37678134
They wouldn't activate the EBS over a congressional hearing, dingus
post your locations you dinguses
>>37678134
Obama confirmed for contracting Ebola.
Dubs confirm.
What the fuck is happening /pol/ ?
Someone stream this
>>37678134
oh wow it might actually be happening
More: Putin warns political scholars in Russia that Washington is trying to 'remake the whole world' around its own interests and that the risk of international conflicts is growing - @Reuters
>>37678134
OH LOOK IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
>>37678144
PLEASE BE THIS PLEASE BE THIS PLEASE BE THIS PLEASE BE THIS PLEASE BE THIS PLEASE BE THIS PLEASE BE THIS PLEASE BE THIS PLEASE BE THIS PLEASE BE THIS PLEASE BE THIS PLEASE BE THIS PLEASE BE THIS PLEASE BE THIS PLEASE BE THIS PLEASE BE THIS PLEASE BE THIS PLEASE BE THIS PLEASE BE THIS PLEASE BE THIS PLEASE BE THIS PLEASE BE THIS PLEASE BE THIS PLEASE BE THIS PLEASE BE THIS PLEASE BE THIS PLEASE BE THIS PLEASE BE THIS PLEASE BE THIS PLEASE BE THIS PLEASE BE THIS PLEASE BE THIS PLEASE BE THIS PLEASE BE THIS PLEASE BE THIS PLEASE BE THIS PLEASE BE THIS PLEASE BE THIS PLEASE BE THIS PLEASE BE THIS PLEASE BE THIS PLEASE BE THIS PLEASE BE THIS PLEASE BE THIS PLEASE BE THIS PLEASE BE THIS PLEASE BE THIS PLEASE BE THIS PLEASE BE THIS PLEASE BE THIS PLEASE BE THIS PLEASE BE THIS PLEASE BE THIS PLEASE BE THIS PLEASE BE THIS PLEASE BE THIS PLEASE BE THIS PLEASE BE THIS PLEASE BE THIS PLEASE BE THIS PLEASE BE THIS PLEASE BE THIS PLEASE BE THIS PLEASE BE THIS PLEASE BE THIS
>>37677657
>Emergency Notification
>Take charge of your laundry
kek'd
>>37678136
>MWF I live near a nuclear plant, DC, and Quantico and will die horribly if that happens
WHITE HOUSE CONFIRMED EBOLA IS NOW A PANDEMIC
HOLY SHIT
Just 1 livestream would be nice
>>37678120
i like how the only people tweeting about it aren't even concerned they just want their fuckin shows back
http://edition.cnn.com/2014/10/24/us/massive-explosion-yellowstone-nat/
CONFIRMED ITS BEEN REAL
My television isn't capable of changing it's own channel so what do I do?!
>WSMV-TV, Nashville ‏@WSMV 59s59 seconds ago
If you are a Uverse customer and are getting an emergency alert on your TV, this is a nationwide issue. AT&T is aware and working on it.
Nothing is happening
>>37678162
And again, that's why I initially said that assuming that this is a test, they messed up.
I'm not a burgerclapper wtf is going on?
>>37678195
>>37678099
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkK8g6FMEXE
>>37678203
>murriclaps
>not even once
>WSMV-TV, Nashville ‏@WSMV 59s59 seconds ago If you are a Uverse customer and are getting an emergency alert on your TV, this is a nationwide issue. AT&T is aware and working on it.
it's fucking nothing
>>37678204
top kek
>>37678210
>>37678207
>>37678099
http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/ebola-virus-outbreak/watch-live-house-hearing-ebola-9-30a-et-n233021
>>37678144
Al-Qaeda claimed the 9/11 attack dumbass
>>37678229
Src
>>37678243
You mean the same group USA formed to fight Russians?
>>37678243
>Al-Qaeda
= mossad
>pic related I
So is this just some troll shill thread?
Nothing is happening.
>>37677621
"ebola is a serious threat to health around the world"
"Could be costly to contain and have sever economic consequences"
>Jewyork city
>>37678134
EBOLYAAA
>>37678108
Sheeeeeiiiiit
What kind of psyop is this?
>>37678267
no it's legit,but a was just some fuck up- by the cable company
>>37678243
II
II>
II
II3
II
>>37678268
is this ebola shit all it was for?
https://twitter.com/WSMV
HAPPENING IS CANCELED
>>37677827
At work, where all you dipshits should be
>>37678279
somebody please make this.
>>37677621
it's a good thing I don't have cable or satellite.
They decided it wasn't fair that people could just ignore the terror by changing the channel, so are now locking your TVs on the 24 hour terror network. For maximum terror.
It's your own fault for not being terrified enough the way things were before.
>>37678229
It's all over
>>37678297
http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/ebola-virus-outbreak/watch-live-house-hearing-ebola-9-30a-et-n233021
dunno mang
>tfw one day it really will happen
Keep the faith boys, keep the faith.
>>37678222
I'm going to devour your soul and grind your bones for my bread.
Daily reminder to watch Utopia. Its 2 season long, 6 episodes per each season tv show.
The FOX 5 Newsroom received multiple calls from concerned AT&T U-Verse customers Friday after an emergency message appeared on their screens.
The message, claiming to be an emergency alert issued by The White House, notified viewers that their programming was being re-directed to another channel. The alert is partof the EAN or Emergency Alert Notification.
this is kind of weird though
>Engineers with FOX 5 say the alert can only be activated by the President in times of emergency.
>>37678301
>Shilling
how do so many of you fuckers still have cable?
and turn it on?
>>37678339
that pic gave me a seizure
>>37678333
It's never going to happen and you know it. Also, you're going to die scared and alone.
Good day.
>>37678339
ebola-russian flu
confirmed
>>37678354
Seriously it is the Nashville radio someone spoke about earlier here.. It is triggered by mistake
>>37678359
When the happening occurs you will be first against the wall.
Soon your words will be merely dust Anon, soon.
>>37678350
>Engineers
They are cable jockeys who don't know shit.
>>37678355
>i don't even watch tv nemore lolz
you're super cool faggot,we get it
>>37678264
What I'm looking at?
>>37678273
That's Darrell Issa, and it's Congress in DC you fuck faced retard.
>>37678350
>Engineers with FOX 5 say the alert can only be activated by the President in times of emergency.
OK, I can only imagine Obama pushing random buttons at his desk now
>>37678339
I was thinking about the parallels about that show and ebola. Its actually a pretty sane plan to solve overpopulation.
AT&T Got Hacked. You guys seems to forgot we live in the cyberpunk world of the 80's. You're in the futur anon, it's not 97 anymore.
>>37678355
*tips remote control*
>eboleye
>>37678369
it fucking is.
Only thing is, RL scientist chose to exterminate nigger
>Ms. Burger
>>37678399
really, wouldnt you?
>>37678243
As told by the corrupt Jewish controlled media.
Maybe they are just testing for the real habbeding.
SOON
>>37678385
>i pay ridiculous amounts of money for state sponsored programming. anyone who doesn't is just a faggot hipster
>>37678243
They also bragged about wmd.
Joseph Paschal @JTPastek
I don't care if it's the apocalypse, don't ever force tune my tv! If I miss my stories, we riot. #emergencyactionnotification
>>37678303
help get me a job then faggot
>>37678423
ayy lmao
Pandemic within months
>that pandemics are already planned for
TOP KEK
>>37678412
ayyyy
This guy is fumbling all over his words.
Oh shit ebola is just as bad as the spanish flu
>>37678401
yeah, but in rl it would be very hard to control it.
i doubt anyone would take the risk.
Even programing virus to attack 1 race would be hard as fuck, to much common genome
>>37678404
So it was le epic legion after all. Very impressive.
>>37677974
Fuckin nostalgic.
>>37678455
Comfirmed happening then?
So I starded eating my EBS for nothing??
>It's not happening and comfirmed
>We probably gonna have tree more threads about it just to make sure
/pol/ for fuck sake...
Does Madagascar have ebola infected population?
>>37678243
Yeah and the US claims they won vietnam.
HAPPENING NOW
>>37678455
Don't you dare speak ill about Based Issa. The fact that you don't even know who he is shows how big of a pleb you are.
>>37678488
Shhhheeeiiiitttt
All the preppers fucking ran into their goddamn bunkers and locked themselves in.
>>37677974
>>37678468
>THE WHISTLES GO WOOO WOOO
>>37678463
Who is the hacker known as 4chan?
MR. CUMMINGS
They had it on because something was gonna happen but now that it didn't happen they are telling it was an issue or a test.
Ebola will be the modern day Black Death
You will see
>>37678463
ahahah ho wow dat gif
>MR. CUMMINGS
ebola is now airborne
A mess up test? Maybe a real one will be coming soon
>>37678542
Makes me chuckle everytime.
Who taught this gorilla to speak?
>Feed their souls
IT'S THE APOCALYPSE
THE FINAL TRUMPET HAS SOUNDED
THE RACE WAR HAS BEGUN
REX 84 INITIATED
PLAGUE IS SWEEPING OUR NATIONS
THE LAMB HAS RETURNED
THE LIVING SHALL ENVY THE DEAD
>>37678564
at least the nigga speaks better than the last faggot
>>37678577
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
>It's in our country
>Let's go and help another country
>moral obligation to address the situation
so we're going to war in Africa now?
>>37678355
>implying bundles aren't cheaper than a standard net connection
they have TV because the Cable Cartel
>muh africa
>>37678593
Just as in Utopia
>>37678577
>>37678589
God, I hate this fucking meme.
I doubt you will be saying THNX U EBOLA CHAN XDD when you're coughing up your lungs when you actually get ebola.
Mr. Cumming doesn't like ebola-chan does he ?
>>37678593
StreAm now nigger!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw
HOW LONG HAVE WE WAITED FOR THIS, FELLOW /pol/ BROTHERS?
HOW MANY DAYS HAVE WE SPENT ON THIS FUCKING BOARD WAITING FOR THE HAPPENING TO HAPPEN?
HOW MANY SECONDS, MINUTES, HOURS, DAYS, WEEKS?
AND THIS TIME THE HAPPENING IS GONNA HAPPEN FOR REAL.
IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN
IT'S THE FINAL FUCKING COUNTDOWN
>>37678632
no shit
>>37678642
Read the fucking thread. Jesus.
>>37678120
I'm disabled.
>>37678612
we are going to free you of ebola.
>>37678632
nofunallowed.jpg
I have happening blueballs
> The melody is here
>>37678643
holy shit
that songs gets me pumped for an outbreak
>>37678120
I am at work
WE DIDN'T LISTEN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqUUlBwtKNs
>>37678632
>implying I wont
WE LOVE YOU EBOLA CHAN
>>37678672
thats one crazy-ass anti mine contraption
>>37678643
Except nothing is happening. AT&T got hacked.
>Only the president-
Shut up. It's like you believe everything is failproof. Spoilers it's not. Especially the governement stuff.
>>37678622
If that is all just because of Ebola America is confirmed for the most cowardly nation.
The common cold is still killing many more people than teh ebolaz is, and you're shitting your pants over it because the TV told you to.
we're going nowhere fast we've reached the climax
And now his watch has ended
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLG1ys2CGcI
POST HAPPENING MUSIC
>>37678203
lol is it really all Uverse?
>>37678535
>>37678622
>>37678713