why is atheism the easiest religion to troll?

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thin skin, thick ego

Because they believe themselves to be intellectually and morally superior, combined with massive egos.

Anyone who doesn't believe what they believe must be some intellectual, moral backwoodsman.

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>>37130603
because they are all neckbeard faggots that still live in their mom's basement

>>37130603
>athiesm
>religion

lowest quality of bait

>>37131609
Where is your proof that there is no God? Saying there is none is as much a leap of faith as saying there is one.

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>>37130603

>>37131738
still too low of quality

>>37131609
>>37130860
>Actually replying
Mad fedoratheist fags trolled hard

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I watched this documentary on what happens to the girls after they're done with porn.

Watch this. One of the girls had a stalker who was an atheist, and he kept wanting her to debate him on religion. Fucking hilarious.

http://youtu.be/QqMCSCgFavo?t=14m55s

>>37131783
just go find out what faith means.

>>37131609
atheism as we see it thees days on the internet is pretty close to religion

>>37130603

thanks for the laugh OP
Shame your rusing got spotted so early this thread, you gotta work the subtitles a little more.

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>>37130603
Atheists are the most radical religious terrorists on the planet.

They have murdered more than 1.5 billion human beings. And they are, even today slaughtering millions of children with their so called justified act the abortion.

Atheists are the disgrace of society and the human kind.

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>>37131783
>not going to an atheist church

http://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2014/sep/29/atheist-church-america-cleveland-sunday-assembly

There's no more denying it

>>37131850
a little higher, but still too low.

>>37131935
Those idiots are more confused than anything else. They don't know what they want.

While I don't think there's a god, I don't feel compelled to go to some bullshit pseudo-congregation.

>>37131822
2/10.
Find out what "disbelief" means.

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>>37131815
Fucking kek'd

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>mfw /pol/ doesn't realize how many federos on are on /pol/

How long did it take to realize this, with all the religious thread ever on /pol/ there at least one atheists. And some of them make compelling and reasonable arguments and I'm saying this as a theist.

>>37132145
>federos

kek

>>37131822
Whats the point in faith when you it can easily put into something that can be false.

>>37132145
Everbody is seeing through your taqiyya ahmet.

Because they act like it's a religion even though it really doesn't deserve to be treated as one and even atheists themselves claim it isn't. But the atheists act as though they need to impose their beliefs on everyone else because they see it is a religion despite their claims, a religion of crypto-marxist humanism.

>>37130603
Because most atheists continue to be religious. They just replace God with the State.

Religious people are easy to troll by nature.

Low IQ

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>>37132410
You just gave me an excuse to post this. I can only surmise that you're either Anglican, a Jew and/or clueless.

>>37131738
>Where is your proof that there is no God? Saying there is none is as much a leap of faith as saying there is one.

Where is your proof that there is no flying spaghetti monster? The burden of proof is on those who claim there is a god. An atheist is one who is not persuaded by the proofs which have been advanced.

>>37131935
Seeing shit like this is what shies me away from trying to know other atheists. Admittedly, though, I don't care to know somebody based on their religious beliefs. I have more religious friends than I do atheists ones. But I'm the type to think that religious beliefs are personal and shouldn't be used to judge other people.

Either way, an atheist church defeats the entire premise of atheism. Fucking gooberville.

>>37130603
They're easy to upset because all they're thinking about is the here and now. It's harder to rile up a Christian who understands that this mortal life is nothing compared to an eternity in Heaven.

>>37132520
>4 points matter
Get a load of this goy

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>>37130603
Calling atheism a religion is like saying not owning a car means owning a car.
Probably the easiest to make sigh though, given the fact that they don't have any imaginary friends.
>like tumblr does

>>37132817
They don't. And it's only 2 points.

>>37132856
That image is offensive, please remove.

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>>37132856
> Calling atheism a religion is like saying not owning a car means owning a car.

You are right but I would say "owing the null car".

>>37132520
>someone shows how inproportionate sample sizes of countries' citizens and gun crime is fallable
>tries it again with IQ and religion


For someone who complains about low quality bait..

>>37132666
The urge to form communities and sing/meditate/give alms to the poor is just human

religious people use inspirational myths to tie them together

atheists use humanism

I don't get this about some atheists what's the big deal either way? why is religion such a boogyman?

>>37130603

That's because there is a staggeringly large number of vocal atheists that identify themselves as atheists to be edgy, "euphoric," and different and who think they're bloody Steven Hawking just because they are atheists. The irony being that in their desire to appear intellectual they succumb to the same religious zeal akin to extremists, a religious zeal they mock. In reality, the vast majority of the extremely vocal and annoying atheists are not as intellectual as they make out to be and probably don't even understand the science they preach.

Because they're obsessed with being "edgy," they seek to always disagree and be bitter about other religious views, probably contributing to an extreme defensiveness that they have towards their world view (since they are defending atheism and their edginess/"special-snowflakeism" simultaneously).

Furthermore, because a vast majority of these people are heavy internet users, they are easy to find, and easy to target.

>>37132666
Sure thing.... SATAN

>>37130860
Atheism is the belief that there is no God.

>>37132653
I never claimed there was no flying spaghetti monster.

>>37133004
Because cultural marxists make anti theists out of atheists and they rock the boat

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>>37132952
>"owing the null car"

>>37133002
>someone shows how inproportionate sample sizes of countries' citizens and gun crime is fallable
They did? Not in this thread, at least.

And how large do you want the fucking samples to be, anyhow?

>>37132520
Personal philosophy are just atheists that are not autistic enough to make up a name for their religion

Question for atheists
How is religion or anything else bad?

>>37133317
>Question for atheists
>How is religion or anything else bad?

I can't speak for other atheists but I don't believe religion is bad. I encourage it. It keeps the masses in check.

>>37133317
Per se? They aren't.
But in specific instances, they can hinder the progress of humanity. Progress of us as a species reduces suffering among ourselves. I propose suffering to be bad, hence, delaying the reduction of suffering would also be bad.

Of course, actually proving causal links would be tough here.

There are also notable religious individuals - that is, notable with regards to their religion, for example popes, partriachs, mullahs, etc - who abuse their influence granted by peoples religious beliefs to cause suffering for personal benefit. I propose that causing suffering for profit without direct necessity is also bad.

>>37133461
>reduction of suffering
Mass genocide of the human race would cause a short bump of human suffering but then a complete elimination of it.

>>37130603
because it is hard to tell retard christians from trolls

>>37133236
"Atheism" isn't technically more of a name than "personal philosophy" is, and it's not a religion in any case.

>>37133197
You can play dumb all you want. Or are you really that new here and have never seen that graph before?

Either way, your producing different sample sizes of people from different areas of the nation or world.
These would not hold water even if you sucked Dawkin's pruned dick

>>37133547
A rationale proposed by many video game villains, particulary from final fantasy.

Now, while suffering is bad, I also propose that for humanity, continued existence is good. This is of course not an objective fact, but subjective - I wish for an improvement of my situation, and for an improvement of my species, I propose those to be good for the species. The death of the species, likewise, would be bad for the species.

Morality for humans necessarily puts humans first, as such, it puts the continued existence of humanity as highest goal.

>>37130603
Because they refuse to acknowledge the leap of faith required to conclude the non-existence of God. Thereby creating a hilarious philosophical paradox which they must now defend with any possible hope of logical support.

>>37132653

So, if any religion were true, we would notice it by examining its text and observing, am I right?

First the bible says we live among children of satan.

Then we can notice how it has been maliciously altered, and this remains obvious by a single or double read, sins become unforgiveable, cheeks become turneable and you cannot fend yourself, you have to obey evil people apparently, there's tons of confusion on how should baptism be done. Yet at the same time later (or earlier on) there are contradictions that say the oppossite, eye for an eye, comfront evil, buy swords, God forgives everything, etc. Considering how many "scholars" out there found bible contradictions it is "strange" that they never point out these obvious manipulations, which goes to show you if we live among children of satan or not. What do they earn by making things so impossible if they are just on it for the money or power? -neither are granted to them for pretending to be leaders if you carefully follow scripture anyway-, makes no sense unless it is to fool us so that we may not go to heaven, after all, why lie about how baptism is done when it is a requisite?

YOU WERE SAYING?

>>37133632
>You can play dumb all you want. Or are you really that new here and have never seen that graph before?
We have had hundreds of graphs around here.

>Either way, your producing different sample sizes of people from different areas of the nation or world.
I have a feeling you don't know how statistics works.

>>37133632
**you're

> Atheists believe that...

The problem with generalizing about atheists is that, unlike religions, there is no code of beliefs which defines what it means to be an atheist. There is only one requirement: non-belief in god. Beyond that there are as many belief systems as there are individual atheists.

>>37133685
>if i repeat a lie it becomes true

>>37132145

>I say this as a theist
No one self-identifies as a theist.

>>37133461

Niggers hinder the progress of the human race. Why are you hypocritically not advocating their extermination?

>>37133693
>So, if any religion were true, we would notice it by examining its text and observing, am I right?

No. I am just saying that what is convincing to you is not necessary convincing to me.

>>37130603

Because literally all you have to do is type something that IMPLIES God exists and BAM, they're all over you.

Better yet, just argue that the Bible is correct about something. No matter what is.

>>37133877
>Niggers hinder the progress of the human race.
There was a time where they didn't, where they were useful. I don't think this changing is their fault, it's ours. As such, I don't think they should have to bear the punishment for our bad decisions.

We should, however, return them to a state where they either don't matter, or are useful again.

>Bible says that mankind is fallen
>look around, everyone is actually an asshole deep down

>progressives say everyone is good (except white men)
>niggers just nigging because they need more money for dem programs

Which one requires a leap of faith?

>>37133762
I have a feeling you're being a willfully ignorant hunk of shit. I just told you what specific graph I was talking about.

You're baiting. I get it. Learn basic statistics and how to take samples. Good day to you, fedora the explorer

>>37133655
and this is where we tip the fedora
I dont even have a problem with atheism as much as I hate retarded humanists

>>37133993
Wait. You object to a system of morality that puts humans first?

>>37133798
yes they do
you don't need to fall under any religion to believe in diety or higher power

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>>37133992
>I just told you what specific graph I was talking about.
I have a feeling you're being a willfully ignorant hunk of shit. No, you made a vague reference.

>You're baiting. I get it. Learn basic statistics and how to take samples. Good day to you, fedora the explorer
Look who is talking. I have learned basic statistics, and you're frustrated about the results.

>>37133935

Was there ever a time when atheists weren't faggots, though?

>>37134022
No I just thing a system that rejects religion for supposedly being illogical by then adopts a belief system based on muh feels is retarded

Pretty sure the easiest religion to troll is muslims, you say you will burn a koran and they have chimpouts

>>37134263
>then adopts a belief system based on muh feels
Look. I consider my existence as better for me than my non-existence.
If you have problems with THAT, I can't help you.

>>37134493
>than my non-existence.
Well thats gonna happen anyway no matter how many times you tip your fedora.

>>37134074
Sure

>>37133051
but there isnt

>>37134543
>death is inevintable
>therefore, you might as well die now, makes no difference
And you call me edgy?

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>>37130603
Probably so. Because the only politically correct religion is Christianity.
>Murica!

>>37134627
How will anything matter after you die?

>And you call me edgy?
No I called you a faggot.

>>37130860
>I know it's a troll but I'll reply anyways

>>37134595
>+1 response

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>>37134694
It matters to me, until then.
But I guess, thanks to your logic, you won't mind if I go ahead and murder your ass. I mean, death is inevintable and it won't matter to you, right?

>>37131563
Yes, Bill Gates lives in his parents basement.

>>37134543
>if this life is all you'll get you might as well end it now
>you won't know after you're gone

I sense a great faggotry in the thread. As if a million faces were palmed and then fell silent

>>37130603
Because atheism is believing in an absence of belief.

>>37134760
No because God gave me a purpose for my life.

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>>37134852
Oh. Please, tell me why god needs you to fulfill a purpose.

>>37134883
ur hecka mean & should be nicer

>>37134774
Bill Gates is shill who supports gmo

>>37130776
I really feel bad for this guy. His life literally revolves around atheism. Have you seen his twitter? I wonder if he's ever known the loving embrace of a woman.

>>37135837
Who is that guy, anyhow? I've never seen him before.

>>37136180
Ricky Gervais. He played in Animal House.

>>37135837
That's like a life that revolves around not enjoying pie.

>>37136371
Funny, I knew about Ricky Gervais, but for some reason I totally blanked out when seeing him in that photo.