>If i dont have my coffee of a morning, i just cannot function

>>35459917
fuck coffee, makes me all jittery. now beer, beer is where its at

It's an easily-available, cheap, legal stimulant.
What else needs to be said? People like their vices.

Any coffeebros trying to kick it: Apples serve as an okay replacement for wake-up energy.

Not the same tier as caffeine, but worth a shot.

>>35459917

Ephedrine and Caffeine help kill my appetite and keep me alert, useful when you work in a lab/go to class from 9-7 every day without eating until dinner, and then reading papers/studying/shitposting on 4chan until midnight.

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>>35459917
I don't really have any vices.

>>35459917

I have 63 lbs of coffee in my pantry.

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AHHAHHHAHAHAA YOU SILLY AMERICANS WILL NEVER HAVE GLORIOUS ENGLISH TEA HAHAHAHAHA YOU ARE FOREVER PLAGUED BY THE CAFFEINATED JEW #VOTENO
#HASTHAG

Welcome to the real world son

>>35459964
>>35459989
>>35460030
>>35460084
>>35460167
>>35460187
Degenerates...

>>35460187
More bullshit spouted off by some faggot who has to rely on caffeine to survive. Drink some water and try going for a run once in a while.

Nicotine is a superior stimulant to caffeine if you disregard the danger of addiction

>>35460235
Goodman poster here, I don't drink coffee.

>>35460265
Nicotine isn't any more addictive than caffeine. + you can combine them.

Daily reminder that your aryan heroes were jacked up on amphetamines

>hurr stimulants are degenerate!

I stopped a few months ago, I was tired of relying on heavily caffeinated and sugary beverages just to survive the day. Now I actually feel less tired and groggy all day than when I drank coffee and energy drinks

>>35460235
>you drink alcohol moderately? FUCKING DEGENERATES!

jesus drank wine

>>35460440
Jesus wasn't real.

>>35460472
sure, sure

Coffee is the world's greatest addiction, unless you have medical issues that would be heightened or triggered by caffeine consumption, it is stupid not to take it. The benefits outweigh the consequences by a large margin.
>inb4 shill, kike, et al
Caffeine is only a net benefit to your life if you don't have medical issues compounded by caffeine consumption.

>>35460472
Jesus was a real historical figure. Now, he wasn't Mr. Magic Man or anything.

>>35460305
I experience much weaker withdrawal symptoms from caffeine than nicotine

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>>35460379

>>35460519
Nicotine gum/vapes, or cigarettes?

>>35460515
youre right, he was miracle man

>tfw you want to be a cool coffee drinker but you don't like the taste.

chocolate covered coffee beans are pretty great, though.

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>>35459917
>trying to give us the beetus.
Can't ruse me kike.
http://www.hsph.harvard.edu/news/press-releases/increasing-daily-coffee-intake-may-reduce-type-2-diabetes-risk/

coffee isnt bad for you so...

unless you drink 5-6 cups a day

>>35459917
Coffee is shit and is being marketed towards teenagers and children, who's first thougt of coffee is an iced drink with whip cream and sprinkles. Tea is much better, and has many benifits such as detoxification and doesn't make my heart race.

>>35459917
SOOOOOO
I actually went from drinking coffee everyday to avoiding caffeine. Do you guys want to know anything?
And yes, just like quitting porn, there is a period you need go through that requires discipline but after that, all is good. Like porn if you drink coffee after quitting regular use it will effect you more but unlike porn only going back to regular use will effect you negatively during the next week.

>>35460550
Snus

If I drank coffee my health would go to shit

I have to smoke weed and exercise to try to get rid of all my energy

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I'm making a cup of tea right now
Should I stop to prevent the kikes from their dastardly plans?

It's a good litmus test for shit tier females

>I cant function without coffee in the morning lol!!!

fucking dropped

>>35460612
Tobacco has a bunch of other chemicals which make it much more addictive than pure nicotine (especially harmala alkaloids).

>>35460559
>chocolate covered coffee beans
I always end up spitting the coffee beans out after all the chocolate is gone. Feel kinda like a waste, but whatever, my money.

>>35460379
This holy shit this. Every person important in history got the good drugs, stims.

Every person with depression or addiction is given the bad drugs to keep them under control, sris.

Ride the snake, being on some stims will improve your life and have you crush everyone around you with raw power. You'll get all the money and success you want.

>>35460235

>eating apples
>drinking beer
>degenerate

Okay then

>>35460635
>drinking the steeped jew

I just finished working at a coffee shop part-time while I'm working on my degree.

Everyone in this neighborhood would come to this shop.

It really struck me how much people spend on coffee. Some people would come back to the shop 3-4 times a day, each time getting a different coffee drink. They could be spending as much as $10 a day on coffee alone. This isn't the worst of it though. We had one drink called the Cafe Crema. It was an iced drink, which had espresso, vanilla syrup, and a little half&half poured on top. A large, which people often got, likely had 300-400 calories. Get this: this fucking thing had FIVE shots of espresso.

I rarely drink coffee, but a single shot of espresso can brighten up my day/keep me focused for 2-3 hours. I can't imagine what 5 shots does to a person. Our large iced Americanos also had 5 shots. It blows my mind.

People are way too addicted to this shit. I try to stay away from any highly addictive product. Not just for the health reasons, but the cost for these products ends up taking a good chunk of your pay. A good bottle of water is enough to keep me going. Hydrating keeps the brain functioning at a high level.
tldr: worked at a coffee shop for a year, ask me anything if you want to know more about my general observations

>>35460681
Yeah, be like Goering and smash some morphine, it'll only help you fight da Jude

>>35460766
I was gonna do a barista course and try and get a job at a coffee shop. Is it worth it? How are the hours?

>>35460568

Of course this doesnt apply if you put 15 sugars into your coffee.

>whipping cream master race

get dat saturated fats, friends.

>>35460681

I drink 2-3 cups of coffee a day. No frappucinos or sugary shit, just coffee with cream. It allows me to get up at 5am, go work for ten hours, and come home and lift weights. I sleep like a baby every night because I don't drink caffeine for 5-6 hours before bed. It's the greatest drug and the drawbacks are nil.

>>35459917
French Vanilla is good.

>>35460850
>the drawbacks are nil.

It turns your teeth yellow

>>35459917
drinking a 1.5litre thermos of green tea every day it's the only way i can ever recover from my chronic drinking problem

>>35460879

Not really, i use a lot of cream.

I also brush my teeth regularly.

>>35460837
I got to choose which shifts I wanted. That said, sometime I'd have to get there as early as 5:30 to open, which meant waking up at 4:45. If I was closing then I'd have to be there as late as 11:00-11:30 since we'd close at 10:00-10:30 and it would take another hour to complete closing.

>>35460766
>tfw switched to 12 oz cups instead of 24

still get the same buzz and everything, though im starting an amphetamine regimen soon so fuck everything lel

>>35460552
Amen.

>>35460850
>It allows me to...
I get up at 6am after going to bed at 2am, work 8.5 hours, attend college classes 3 days a week, and hit the gym twice a week on no caffeine, sugar, and hardly any gluten

>>35460519

I get much, MUCH worse withdrawal symptoms from caffeine than from nicotine.

No nicotine for a while? I just get antsy.

No caffeine for a while? I get migraines so damned bad I can barely keep my eyes open.

>>35460957

I'm glad that's working out for you. Maybe you're genetically superior to me, or maybe you're younger.

I could quit drinking coffee and see if I could still perform the same way, but why would I? I like coffee.

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Wouldn't it be better to drink energy drinks instead of coffee?

>>35461022

>energy drinks

sure, spend four bucks on a can of sugar water with caffeine and a host of other shit.

You can buy caffeine and ephedrine in tablets for next to nothing if you want to get bare bones with it.

>>35459917
the caffeinated jew helps me with the fermented jew everyday, anon. I-I-I'm sorry.. I'll open the oven door

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>>35459917
>office worker
>productivity

Caffeine is harsh when trying to remove it from your daily routine, I might average 4 cups of coffee a month, now.

I weened myself with Diet Arizona Green Tea w/ginsing. It gives you just enough pep, without jitters and crash-landings. Coffee has it's pluses and negatives, (decaf or not) but it always comes down to how it effects the individual.

>>35460379

>amphetamines
>the same as caffeine

I respect people who will take something that could cause them to flame out and straight up die. That's at least an interesting choice.

>>35459917
>Even worse, coffee has now become synonymous with productivity, that dude who chugs down 10 coffees a day is now the most respected worker in the office.
Because he is. Coffee does make you more productive.

>>35459917
I drink like 5 cups of coffee a day and have no withdrawls when i dont have one for a day or w/e. People are whiny faggots for there quick buzz.

I have a cup of espresso every morning I work. Days off I have hot tea in the morning. Just a habit. I am more concerned about my alcohol problem. I have a mixed drink before bed every night to help me sleep.

>>35461162
The only thing I can think of that is that dangerous would be using butane gas to get high

Amphetamines are pretty safe if you have some resemblance of control

>>35461221
Wow. Aren't you a special snowflake.

>>35459917
im a barista so fuck you op

>>35461230
Winston Churchill used to start drinking at breakfast, and proceed to all throughout the day

You'll be fine

>Increases concentration
>Decreases fatigue
>Improves memory
>Protects from cardiovascular disease
>Protects from diabetes
>Protects from Parkinson
>Prevents headaches
>Improves mood via releases of dopamine

>>35461239

That's just it, though. Hardcore coffee drinkers don't have any control, and they just keep feeding their addiction to caffeine. No respect for them.

Coffee is my back up if I had a shit night.

Other than to stock energy drinks, I have never touched them.

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caffeine pills are where it's at. 3 dollars for over a months supply of caffeine without ruining your teeth.

I absolutely love good coffee, so much that I drink it black. Not even because it stimulated me (though it did), but just because of the taste.
But I Had to quit the roasted jew, caffeine just fucks me up too much. A strong cup of coffee is damn near like snorting cocaine for me.

>>35460167

the reason american started drinking coffee instead of tea was to be edgy against our British parents. same reason we spell shit differently.

>>35459917
Coffee tastes like shit. Plus it and all other stimulants are for pussies who don't know how to manage their sleep schedule, exercise, and and have a healthy diet. If they did, they wouldn't need it.

>>35461291
>Addiction
>Anxiety, fatigue, drowsiness and depression as withdrawal

Probably isolated, but I tend to become more irritable after drinking something caffeinated

>ITT THINGS NOBODY SAYS

>>35459917
I got off coffee and soda for health reasons. I'm WAY more productive now that I'm going to the gym.

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>>35461408
Right side of the road
literally

captcha: seammin school

>>35461512
>All those benefits
>No real negatives until you quit
I'm not really seeing a reason to quit.

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>>35461562
>Right side of the road
Driving on the right side of the road is literally the metric system of sides to drive on.

>>35459917
Politically incorrect..
And you are posting about how if you do not have a coffee you cannot function and it dulls productivity. Well that is great and all, but why not FUCK OFF
And go post this SHIT on /b/ or /tea/

>>35460440
Yes he did

http://youtu.be/hUFL2GT1-2g?t=1m5s

>>35459917
it tastes good

yeah it's addictive but the negative effects go away once you've adapted to it

>>35461291
>>35461512
>>35461577
I'm not seeing any citations, so you all get Fs

>>35460167
English tea is such utter shit, just like most British food. You gotta go to South East Asia for great tea.

Caffeine is a terrible drug. The good effects from it (mood boost, focus, desire to work) don't last long if you use caffeine daily. Before long you're just using caffeine to avoid the withdrawal symptoms of not having it (aggressiveness, headaches, lethargy, nausea, etc.). It stops becoming a useful tool and it becomes a negative.
This happens to the majority of caffeine users. How many people do you know that take regular days off from caffeine to avoid that? Barely anybody compared to the amount of people taking 200mg to several grams of it per day in the form of coffee and other drinks.

People also underestimate the long-term health negatives of using coffee because it's legal, it's the same thing that happens with alcohol.

>use to drink 12 - 16 cups a day
>drink maybe one a week now for taste purpose only

>>35461022
huh yeah I notice I get WAY more wired from Starbucks coffee than my parents drip coffee

>>35459917
I've only drank coffee like twice in the past year. I can get up in the morning with little sleep and still be able to function and be somewhat focused.I just don't understand how some people "need it" to function.

>>35461757
>I just don't understand how some people "need it" to function.
Same reason people "need" their e-cig, or "need" a few glasses of wine before bed. Its another addiction for today's instant-gratification mindset to abuse

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>>35461754
>12 - 16 cups a day

You're lying right? R-right?

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I just sprinkle a trace amount 2C-E in my green tea every morning, since doing this my IQ has increased 30 points and my depression is gone, I also just got dubs which is a nice bonus

>>35461866
Nope, my worst month I spent $1200 on coffee alone from Tim Horton's. The large at the time was $1.60.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpGfyENXwbw

Ghost knows all about coffee.

>>35459917
Wow I haven't seen this reposted in awhile.

>>35461931
>my IQ has increased 30 points
>tries for dubs
Your IQ isn't doing you much good

Coffee really relaxes me, it always has. What's wrong with me, bros?

I could drink a full pot and go straight to bed, honest.

haven't drank coffee once in my life

am i missing out on anything? worth to drink it from time to time?

The truth is that the whiter you are the more coffee your country drink on average. Just look at coffee consumption maps.

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>>35462044
[ ] Not Told
[ ] Told
[x] Obelisk the Toldmentor

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>>35462044
Well, well...

>>35461757
It's a physically addicting stimulant. In regular users not having it means that you can't focus and feel very tired among other things like headaches.
It's the same thing that long-term alcoholics can't function without some alcohol and why opioid addicts need some of the drug to even eat or look normal. It's a physical addiction. It will produce negative effects if you suddenly stop it.

Caffeine isn't very strong in that regard, though. It's not like alcohol or opioids. Also, like all drugs, the effects it produces while on it and during withdrawals as well as the intensity of those effects varies from person to person.

>>35462103
Good coffee tastes fucking great. The only reason people take sugar in coffee is if it's bad coffee, in my opinion.
Good to drink with friends. Stimulates conversation.

>>35459917
I drink instant decaf. I like the bitter taste.

>>35461931
>no dubs
sounds like snake oil to me

I love coffee but damn it gives me a fuckload of anxiety, when i'm without it my head hurts like hell but i'm super calm

coffee does nothing for me except put me to sleep. caffeine...does nothing

Because I have severe ADD

>>35462239
Where do I even get good coffee? Keurig or Drip-brew at home or work sucks and usually tastes like water mixed with garbage

Coffee has no effect on me and it never has. Seriously, fuck everyone. I don't know if it's jealousy or what, but it makes me mad that coffee is so popular when to me it might as well be bitter water. I wish I could drink something and magically be wide awake.

I drink coffee if I need wakey-wakey and want a hot beverage with it. Otherwise, I just pop a caffeine pill.

>>35462389
http://www.saltspringcoffee.com/shop

I can't remember exactly which one I had, but I think it was "Peru"

>>35462239
>Good coffee tastes fucking great.
That cognitive dissonance. Coffee is inherently bitter (due to being basic) and if you enjoy bitterness (AKA the body's natural signal to NOT consume something) then you are mentally ill.

>>35460043

you must weigh like 120lbs bro lol

eat some food hungry skeletong

>>35462479
>words
Homosexual opinion ignored.

>>35460440

no he didnt. he turned the water into wine because they begged him to so the party could keep going

he didnt drink it

>>35462406
>I wish I could drink something and magically be wide awake.
Too bad khat is illegal now. It was a great stimulant for getting work done and improving mood. It's short duration also made it easy to come down for when you're done working or need sleep. An hour or two after you stop chewing leaves you'd be baseline.

There's plenty of other legal stimulants out there. They're just not common and their health effects aren't really known besides the obvious pharmaceutical ones like ephedrine.

>>35462406

I hear ya, coffee might as well be nasty tasting water to me as well. It has no positive effect on me.

i drink 1 16oz glass of strong cappuccino each morning.
homemade, grind my own beans.
No doubt im addicted, if i go without.. have a huge fucking headache all day, that will not go away even if i have some later during the day.

>>35462479
What he's saying is that good coffee has other strong flavors in it that override the bitterness or make it so that the bitterness actually adds to their taste instead of being a negative.

Also, just going off of what tastes good isn't a 100% accurate plan. Bad tasting things can be good for you and good tasting things can be bad for you. Sugar and antifreeze taste good but are bad for your health. Medicines taste bitter and can be the only thing preventing you from death in some situations.

>>35460681
>This holy shit this. Every person important in history got the good drugs, stims.

which ones please list

>>35460574
>detoxification

hue

ITT
>you can get addicted to caffeine
>caffeine is bad for you

In reality
>improves awareness
>raises metabolic rate
>easily burns fat at higher but still safe dosages
>coffee is fucking delicious

>>35461866
I've personally topped two whole pots, each with an extra fill from a large coffee cup, totaling to about 34 cups of coffee. Of course I brewed it at home so this wasn't even a dollar of coffee.

>>35462679
in place of milk i use "half and half" 50% cream
...good shit

>>35462679
Have you ever considered that you're imagining it, like a teenage girl?

Anyone here put whipping cream in their coffee?
It just might be so decadent that it's partially responsible for coming race war.

>>35462679
>>35462781
Enjoy your cholesterol and heart disease, cow.

>>35462833
absolutely not, i mean migraine type headache if i dont have muh fix man

>>35461750
make more shit up. you cant.

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caffeine increases production, which we will need if you UNION whites cannot accept mass immagration

Fun facts: The wake up feeling you get from coffee is just you feeding the addiction. You felt down in the first place because you were going through withdrawal. People who are not addicted don't feel that down in the first place. And secondly, studies have shown caffeine actually restricts blood flow to the brain.

>>35462865
Dietary cholesterol is digested as saturated fat. Please don't post disinfo from the 80s.

>>35462894
Just stop posting.

>>35462781
at 6ft4in and 150lbs i doubt i qualify as a cow faggot

>>35459917
My Gott... I like coffee but I limit myself to two cups of coffee a day at maximum

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>>35462923
mad non-mathematician
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Erd%C5%91s#Personality

>>35462927
suck my balls nigger, ill post as long as i feel like it

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>>35462833
>Have you ever considered that you're imagining it, like a teenage girl?
I'm not that anon, but come on. Headaches when stopping caffeine is a well known effect of caffeine withdrawals.

http://www.nejm.org/doi/pdf/10.1056/NEJM199210153271601

Look at table 2. It obviously shows that headaches from stopping caffeine is a possible withdrawal symptom.

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>>35462845
>wasting perfectly good cream

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> Don't drink coffee
> Smoke a couple of times a day
> Have self righteous people who down up to 6 or 7 cups of coffee call me a drug addict

>>35462923
Pretty close man. I've actually talked with a certified witch doctor from Zimbabwe, and as best as I could understand it (I even asked my mom who volunteers at the local nursing home once a month) that when you take from the Earth you feel its energy flowing into you. When you've developed such a strong connection trying to sever it results in damage to your aura. The deeper the connection the more damage your chakra points sustain, which is why you get "tremors" as they're focused around your joints.

>>35463018
Well fuck, I circled the placebo vs baseline instead of placebo vs caffeine but you get it.

>>35463040
Those are double standards for you. People will rather point at others than acknowledge their own vices and do something about it. I drink 2 cups of coffee a day, a bucket of green tea and vape like a madman but I couldn't care less about opinions. I like it this way.

>>35460586
>quitting porn

Are you intentionally trying to get prostate cancer Di you don't have to go through the effort of killing yourself?

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>Not replacing your coffee with an orange and a banana

>>35463018
>16oz cappuccino
>a shot of expresso and a bunch of filler crap
>not even 80mg of caffeine
>addiction

>>35462725
>34 cups of coffee

Holy fucking shit.

How did you feel throughout the day? How the hell can your body take that much caffeine in one day?

>>35462865
>people are still his dumb about nutrition

>>35463327
imagine if he would be taken somewhere where he didnt have access to caffeine, imagine the migraines that would end killing him, that kind of caffeine tolerance is not healthy

>>35463327
That's not that much really, I don't even remember jitters that day. Compared to caffeine pills it's quite hard to reach the same level of dietary caffeine intake.

>>35463412
I go quite a few days without coffee frequently, thanks shaman Goldstein.

>>35463322
No cappucino is 80mg of caffeine. They contain anywhere from 150 to 400mg of caffeine depending on the beans and where you're buying it from.

I'm not addressing how addicted somebody I don't know is to something. I have no information on that and neither do you, so talking about it is pointless.. I'm just telling that other anon that caffeine can produce withdrawals and headaches are a common symptom of that.

>>35463581
see
>>35461022

>>35463462
MIDF detected

>>35463632
Is the M supposed to be Muslim? Have we finally reached full certain and hating Jews isn't allowed anymore?

>>35463036
how is it a waste?

>>35463623
Is that infographic where the sources are "wikipedia , 3dchem and company websites" supposed to support your claim that 80mg of caffeine is the standard for cappuccinos? Cappuccinos aren't even listed on it.

Is yerba mate any good?

>>35463702
I have no idea how circle came out as certain.

Maybe I haven't had my daily Starbucks Mocha Frappaccino with extra Irish Cream.

>>35463773
I see you're not aware of what you're talking about, if that was the case you could have just stopped posting at
>I have no information on that and neither do you, so talking about it is pointless

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>>35460167
>mfw I live in the same town as the Bigelow Tea world headquarters

Don't get me wrong, tea is good shit, but sometimes you need to wrench the eyelids open.

>>35463708
he likes to spread it on his ass

Coffee makes me shit

>>35459917
Personally I hate coffee. I can't stand the smell, taste and I hate the 'buzz' it gives.
It's worse when I'm out with mates and they all want a coffee.

>go to dome (coffee shop, they also do some ok food)
>everyone orders slim double shot espresso macchiato frappe with sprinkles
>waiter looks at me
>er I'll just have an orange juice thanks
>waiter acts all belligerent
>"I am a barista, why would..."
>"Then find someone qualified to pour a glass of orange juice" I interrupt
>the glorified waiter gives me a dirty look
>all my friends look at me like I just slaughtered a puppy and began eating its innards
>the faggot goes to get our drinks
>"b-but anon...don't be rude to the barista, he won't make our coffees properly"
>"fuck him"

I. Hate. Coffee shops.

>>35462687
erdos was hopped up on stims like his whole career. that's all i know

>>35463702
S-sorry i was just trying to be witty

>>35463986
Fake.

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>tfw Amerilard who drinks tea
I suppose I don't drink it for the energizing effect but more to relax.

>>35463855
>I see you're not aware of what you're talking about, if that was the case you could have just stopped posting at
You need better reading comprehension, anon. I said I have no information about that person's personal addiction to caffeine, not that I had no information on caffeine in general.

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>>35459917
I PREFER TEA HEATHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>35463322
a shot, i guess if a ~shot~ is the same as 2 cups of the strongest coffee you ever drank

..no, 4oz of finely ground beans, wtfe that equals i dont know

i will however say, its not some negligible amount of caffeine ..used to put me into a sweat, and make me feel like i could bench press a car

now i can drink a glass, and roll over and go to sleep

i really need to quit, but the fucking headaches suck

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>>35462044
>b8s you in to posting
>you get dubs

>>35464038
I forgive you but please remember that above all else and in complete seriousness the Jews are our enemy, ????????

>>35464156
Then please tell me what a cappuccino is dumbass who can't detect any form of humor whatsoever.

>>35464230
..you...type like....a fucking teenager...don....'t you think.... this. is really annoying.. ..to, read...??

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>>35464119

>>35463929
This. I don't normally drink coffee or smoke but when I got a poop backing up the pipes those two are a sure fire fix

>>35463040

I love getting the speech. I've tried quitting smoking and you know what? Living in this world without any chance to relax and enjoy my single vice makes me want to destroy civilization.

I'll leave their coffee alone and tolerate it. They can stay out of the designated smoking area and leave me alone.

I love me some coffee. Nothing beats dragging my ass out of bed at 7 AM after being up way to late playing vidya and jerking off, then chugging a cup of coffee. It's good shit. It lets me function on trivial amounts of sleep so I can work all week without sacrificing gaming time too much.

I'll catch up on sleep when I'm dead. Fuck sleep and fuck coffee haters.

>>35459917
Coffee doesn't do anything for me

>>35464328

I hate people who say stupid shit like this.

Right, you're the one person out of 7 billion that coffee has no effect on.

>>35464283
y..ou ca...n Suc...k My H..a..rrY ..ba..lls T00
..ni..GG3r

that better you fucking grammar nazi?
love pissing off you autistic fuckers....

.....
:)

>>35460167
English tea is shit. This is coming from someone who has heavy English ancestry. It's a poor reproduction of Eastern teas.

Also, tea is much better than coffee.

Let me have my vice, fuck the earth.

>>35464283
>hen please tell me what a cappuccino is dumbass who can't detect any form of humor whatsoever.
Why? The point is that it's not a standard coffee, which is what that chart deals with. If you want to know exactly why then go research it yourself. The difference between that and a regular coffee doesn't matter except the difference in caffeine content. Since he gave no information I'll just assume it was a starbucks cappuccino which is 150mg caffeine in 16 oz, not 80mg.
http://www.starbucks.com/menu/drinks/espresso/cappuccino

Also, the point of the conversation was about withdrawals causing headaches.

I'm sorry I can't detect a joke when it's not framed as a joke and I can't use any other information like your tone or body language to judge if it is. Maybe you shouldn't get so angry over somebody not recognizing your joke when they're trying to have a serious conversation?

>>35464426
What he's trying to say is either his sole experience with coffee was some Starbucks "coffee" abortion, or he's dosed himself with enough caffeine in his lifetime that small doses don't do anything for him.

>>35464459
I agree but I don't feel like I'm committing a sin when I brew 18 cups of coffee out of tap water. Tea on the other hand I have to make everything perfect.

Caffeine isn't even a stimulant, technically speaking. It's merely a tiredness inhibitor. One that stops being efficient once you get accustomed to it. Like some cunt said, coffee is a beverage that makes you fall asleep when you don't drink it. It only functions properly when you use it irregularly.

>>35464536
see post that pissed off the friendly grammar nazi

attempted to explain isnt not some stomach churning starbucks shit
..certainly stronger at 4oz of finely ground beans
>>35464230

>>35464545
That's why I like it. Although it's simple, there's a slight bit of art to good tea. And shit tastes good. And it can often times give me more energy than coffee does.

>>35464536
>he still doesn't know what he's talking about
A cappuccino is espresso, milk, and since we're on a pleb board you fags probably add a ton of sugar to it. The caffeine is going to come from the espresso and not the magic Earth aura.

Feel free to check the chart I already linked you for the amount of caffeine in milligrams for a shot of espresso.

>the point
To which I provided a counterpoint and your response was both that you don't know what you're talking about and then a blatant dodge of my point.
>I'm sorry I can't detect a joke
That means you have a disorder.
>shouldn't get so angry
Fuck you.
>trying to have a serious conversation
>on a Cambodian claymation imageboard

>>35464640
Technically speaking, it is.

>>35464730
..please adopt a trip so we know who we're talking to friend, ...i can't tell by your use of 4chan as a Facebook chat client.

>>35464518
Fine, but let us be able to criticize your vice. Fuck the earth.

>>35464730
besides ..fuck it im tird of talking/explaining muh good coffee haters gonna hate

..and grammar nazi`s gonna have a stroke before i do :)

>>35464824
Oh I'''m gonna stroke some...thing all right

>>35464772
>Feel free to check the chart I already linked you for the amount of caffeine in milligrams for a shot of espresso.
Your chart shows the mg content of pure espresso. You don't think that's going to change by adding in as much milk as there is coffee? Do you not understand dilution?

>To which I provided a counterpoint and your response was both that you don't know what you're talking about and then a blatant dodge of my point
You still don't understand that when I said I didn't know what I was talking about it was in reference to I don't know how much coffee some random anon drinks every day. Seriously, you need better reading comprehension.

>2014
>not drinking coffee
>IN THE YEAR 2014

>>35464846
>Oh I'''m gonna stroke some...thing all right


..have zero doubt about that permavirgin faggot

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>>35459917
That is not a coffe. It's just mud water.
Pic related: a coffe.

I like it and it's more a ritual than everything else.I can function without it, i can function better with it.

>>35461966
RIP True Capitalist Radio

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>>35461211

Haha, says you.

I drank like 5 coffees and 2 teas today and did absofuckinglutely NOTHING during the entire 8 hours of my shit tier office job. Just sperged out and read about data science and software design. Felt fuggin great mang. I do this often.

I work as a barista, shits me to tears when people come in because they 'can't do anything without a coffee first'.

>>35464948
>Do you not understand dilution?
Anon, even if you add an entire gallon of milk to a shot of espresso you'll still only have the amount of caffeine that was present in the original shot.

Are you drunk or something?

>You still don't understand
I do, and yet you clearly don't know what you're talking about at all.

>>35464948
Actually, speaking of reading comprehension,
>I don't know how much coffee some random anon drinks every day
The original post I responded to was about a guy who drinks that drink a day. What are you talking about?

>>35459917

It's all psychosemitic, you know.

Tea masterrace

>>35465004
>not drinking it black with no sugar
what are you some kind of faggot?

>>35465889
That's espresso without sugar. Under the creamy top is black.
But you can taste the coffe flavour and not the water.In OP image there is too much water.

less likely to have type 2 diabetes, Parkinson's disease, and dementia have fewer cases of certain cancers, heart rhythm problems, and strokes

>benefits of coffee.
It also increases muscle endurance; something I find useful as someone who lifts weights.
It's also, obviously, great if you didn't get enough sleep the night before.

Lastly, what the fuck, op?
Drinking coffee doesn't give you a reputation ror productivity; being productive does.

>>35463996

no man, which drugs, im not interested in peoples lifes

>>35460030
>Any coffeebros trying to kick it
But why would you do that?

>>35460779
>morphine
>stim

uwetcunt

>>35466675
Amphetamines of course.

>>35465580

Somewhat underrated post

>>35459917
>that dude who chugs down 10 coffees a day is now the most respected worker in the office.
most people on that much coffee just start shitting every hour

i think he was most productive before the coffee and happejns to tolerate caffeine well

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>>35459917

The war on coffee is coming only from the left of the political spectrum. The only reason the left is at war with coffee is because coffee represents the product with the highest profit margins in the US. Ohhhh corporation bad.

Fuck off. Coffee is delicious. The boost in energy is a complement to a healthy diet. My body literally burns calories all day long, and even moreso when I drink coffee. In fact, I'm going to make myself a cup of iced coffee right now.

>>35466839

I drink a cup of coffee in the morning, and then I have at least three but usually four double espressos during the day while at work. I shit once a day, in the morning before work. Coffee drinkers tend to eat healthy. If you eat like a moose, you are going to shit 10 times a day. I pee five times a day, I don't shit more than once.

I just enjoy coffee. It takes good. Some of my co-workers are porky slobs who sip on Pepsi or some such cola all day. They also eat the shit that people bring in to the office like the doughnuts and cookies. We have an espresso machine in the office. The people in my office who drink coffee are some of the brightest and physically healthy-looking people in the office.

>>35460167
You just don't like the Dutch.

>>35461966
damn it why did you have to remind me
;_;

>>35459917
Coffee is one of the things I only wish I could drink because it's popular.
In truth I only like it when I get most of the coffee taste out with creams and sugar.

>>35460966
I stopped smoking after years of it, and had painful bloating and digestive problems for a couple of weeks.
Couldn't take a shit, fiber wasn't helping either.

The migraines from not having caffeine were horrible, induced vomiting just from the pain.
Eventually cut down on how much I drank and now I don't experience it anymore.

>>35459917

I had no idea I was addicted to coffee until I gave up smoking.

So I gave up coffee.

Thats when I realised I was addicted to sugar as well.

So I banned sugar from our house.

Six months of feeling like shit. No nicotine followed by no caffine followed by no sugar.

"FOR FUCKS SAKE! WHEN DO THE FUCKING CRAVINGS STOP!!???"

( For me the suprising thing was that the sugar cravings I felt were the worst of all three )

Then one day a friend came by after I had had a particually stressful week. We went to a cafe. He offered me a ciggie.

"Oh well, might as well have a coffee and sugar with it, I can indulge myself just this once"

Nest day I bought a pack of smokes, some coffee, and filled the empty sugar jar at home right up.

FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!

>>35459917
i've never drank coffee in my life
tea is where its at

>>35459917
>i'm a child that never has to work or do things for people or be awake for more than 7 hours at a time

^literally what you sound like op

>>35459917
>caffeinated jew
It's the liquidated negro.

>>35467522
That's because there was a void in your life left by coffee, sugar and cigs.

You gotta replace it with other shit like lifting.

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>start training at a new company 8 months ago
>it's an old building they just bought out, we're the only ones in this giant 3 story building because we're the first
>trainer buys us a coffer maker from Target and some coffee grounds and creamer and shit
>coffee maker only needs 1 scoop of grounds
>some airhead puts 4 because "lol idk I just scooped some"
>half the training class looks like they're shivering
>I'm shaking everywhere, I almost collapse
>tell the trainer I have to go run around the building or I'll have a heart attack
>some other guys started doing push ups
>some women start pacing back and forth outside
>everyone's freaking out
>never use that coffee machine again unless I'm the one scooping the grounds in
>our faces in class

>>35465580
kek

>>35459917
>generalizing this hard

No anon, you are the jew.

>>35467747
Maybe he was European.

Euros like their coffee thick and toxic.

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>>35467747
>get an internship at AT&T
>other intern is a complete dumbshit
>brings in an old coffee maker
>few days later, see little black bugs crawling over it
>thought they were ants
>they were baby roaches
>place becomes hopelessly infested within a week

Fucking superroaches. Stepped on one while I was taking a shit and it scurried away not giving a fuck.

>>35467677

I chuckled

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>>35467747
got one for ya

>be working for utility company a few years back
>we always start early, usually about 0430
>enough time to to drink a few cups of coffee at the pre job before it gets hot outside
>i get scheduled a later shift one day because lol seniority, start at 0700
>sun is up, heat is here
>think nothing of it, drink coffee anyways
>about 15 minutes after my first cup i start sweating profusely and farting loudly
>i start scoping out the nearest bathroom, which is a construction site porta pooper next to where we were laying fiber
>hear my foreman laugh out loud as soon as i start that really gotta shit duck walk run for the mobile pisser
>as soon as i sit down this hellish sandy black mess spews from my haunches
>i feel like im going to launch into space, like the stories on /b/
>mfw
>all the while im bemused by the mexican graffiti on the inside of the shart closet
>finish up and head back to the truck to get another cup from my thermos brand thermos, which keeps hot drinks hot

and thats why you dont stand around in the sun and drink coffee

>>35468089
Nothing gets the colon going like a cup of black coffee.

>>35468031

Aww damn, fuck it must suck to be that frog. Goddamn worms and parasites.

>>35467522

I´m currently a student doing stressful science, and I can´t quit sugar yet. I´m gonna hit the bottom when I quiet, and I can´t do that right now.

But I so look forward to the day, where I can get my shit together.

I´m gonna quit sugar, especially fruit juices; replace it with aromatic teas.

Also no more coffee or milk.

I´m gonna quit carbs and alcohols and other wierd as fuck sugarstuffs like lactose. Gonna replace it with fat and fiber and vegetables.

I´m gonna trade the studyhours in for physical excersise or a physical job..

Goddamn, I look forward to it.

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>>35462479

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>>35459917
I know right.

Want something to help you get up in the morning? How about 8 hours of uninterrupted sleep?

Let's look at the daily workweek schedule. You work 9 to 5, in our shitty society most people take longer than 15 minutes to commute so let's assume you start commuting at 8, you need an hour to get ready so you wake up at 7, that means you need to go to bed at 22:30 at the latest to get a good margin of error.

How does this affect your social life? You don't need to party every night, only Friday and Saturday night. If you go out for drinks during the workweek, usual closing times are coincidentally 22:30, so it hardly has any impact. It is a myth that you can only pick 2 out of 3 things, success in work, a social life, 8 hours sleep. You can have all 3 if you're not stupid.

The half life of caffeine is ~6 hours, which means in a typical 16 hour day ~16% of the caffeine in your morning coffee is still in your system by the time you're trying to go to sleep, the more coffee you have and the later you have it the worse it gets. A coffee at 7, a coffee at 11 and a coffee at 1 PM will leave you with ~79% of the caffeine from 1 cup of coffee in your system, the equivalent of having a coffee 2 hours before you go to sleep.

Caffeine releases cortisol, the stress hormone, and stress is the leading cause of neuroses and irrational behavior, as well as just generally being unpleasant and lowering your quality of life.

>>35462845

I do too. I like it that way. Better than milk. Besides, why not? I dont really eat butter unless on garlic bread, seafood and steaks..

>>35468671

My family goes to bed at about 22:30 actually. Wake up time at 6am. No coffee.

>>35459917
>Why do you keep drinking the caffeinated jew? Stop this fucking madness.
I wish I could drink coffee. I crave the taste of it, the power if gives, the glorious smell of it.
Fucking digestion. Fucking ulcers. Fucking gastritis. Fucking GERD. Fuck everything.

I'd chop off my dick if it would fix my stomach, not joking.

>Even worse, coffee has now become synonymous with productivity, that dude who chugs down 10 coffees a day is now the most respected worker in the office.
Well, statistically speaking, this isnt wrong.

>>35462923

I felt down because I was as tired as a cunt

>>35462923
This is easily proven wrong by having a person who doesnt feel coffee drink some coffee when he is tired and sleepy.
He isnt feeding his non existing addiction, yet he still gets more alert and concentrated.

>>35460265
And, you know, a higher chance of developing various types of cancer...

>>35463040
>>35463242
>>35464315
Second hand smoking exists. Second hand coffee drinking doesnt exist.
I can get lung problems from being around a smoke, I dont get stomach problems from being around a coffee addict.

These arent double standards, the two cases are notably different.

>>35460635
Tea leaves absorb hight amounts of Flouride.

>>35467747
That's fucking bullshit boy

>>35459917
atleast he'll die within a few years if he keeps drinking 10 a day

>>35461542
How long had you been working out until you noticed changes in energy/motivation?

>>35459917
It's the percolated jew you faggot.

>STEM Master student
>drink 1 cup of coffee when it's cold during semester, or when I sit down with friends to chit-chat
>can and usually go weeks without a coffee
>come finals
>drink one or two cups when studying
>final day
>get to uni early to chill and re-read stuff, drink one coffee
>half an hour before the final, drink another
>dat there concentration, memory and energy boost
>after the final chill, drink a beer with friends and get off cofee
>day after the final do jack shit, chill, feel maybe a tad bit tired because of all the studying and maybe a bit because of no more coffee intake
>next day same old shit

shit niggas, everything in moderation and control.

You can drink alcohol, smoke pot, drop acid, drink coffee and shit as long as it's in moderation and you keep tabs on how much do you need it and how much are you taking.

Control yourselves.

Coffee is fucking awesome

>>35470736
You don't really believe this, do you?
>2 pots a day for 20 years mustard race

>>35464242
>4242

those dubs...

>>35470943
>dubs

>>35470973
yes, 42 and 42.

Not drinking you coffee 1/4 coffee 3/4 Scotch.

>>35471042
Lurk moar fagget

>>35471078
That's a waste of whisky.

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>>35459917
You literally know no people who talks or acts like this

This is just bullshit you hear and assume is correct

Coffee grows in america
America is freedom
You hate coffee
You fucking hate freedom

Go back to the gulags you fucking commie faggot.

You are literally complaining over a drink
>complaining
>things that matter
>A fucking drink
>A native plant to the two connected supercontinents of freedom. Freedom in the north and freedom coming to a town near you south america

Coffee isnt the caffeine jew. Your a fucking faggot commie who cant handle a cup of freedom

>>35459917
>If i dont have my coffee of a morning, i just cannot function lol!!!!!

every time, this exact line, fucking normies

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>>35459917
>Look at this pleb Beer-kun !

I don't know why people think putting the same thing in your body day in and day out is good for it.

>>35471244
STOP HATING FREEDOM

>>35471264
YA FUCKING OXYGEN IS TERRIBLE
I FUCKING HATE VITAMIN D
GOD I WISH ID STOP ABSORBING LIGHT

You fucking freedom hating faggot
Your logic is horrible

>>35471264
ur mum isn't complaining

>27
>never had a cup of coffee in my life

stay mad wageslaves

>>35468671
I've been doing this for years, plus it's healthy. Too tired? Get your priorities straight and work done, and go to bed on time. You'd be suprised how alive you feel and for me it helps with immunity. I was sick once last year and it's usually when I work too much and don't give myself enough rest.

>>35459917
>non /pol/ related post
>includes word "jew"
>almost 250 replies

>>35471366
Here i have a video for you faggot
Now this is some realllllly heavy shit and I hope you can understand how complex this shit is

It fits in with your neet lifestyle
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aw_MqUxDlik

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>>35459917
I have multiple sclerosis.

It along with other stimulants are the only things keeping me from drooling and waiting for death quietly in a dark room for the next few years.

However I'd strongly recommend most people don't drink more than a pot of coffee over the coarse of two days by yourself. It's a bad habit and it drains the shit out of your adrenal glands. You'll lose all the health benefits and gain a whole lot of health problems.

>>35471345
my sides

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>Standing in line at a coffee shop
>2 american chicks (this was it britbong) in front of me
>Overhear one saying "OMG im so addicted to coffee I can't even think straight before I drink one"
>The other one goes "I know, right?!"
>Their turn to order
>One orders camomile tea the other orders a decaf somethingchino"
>mfw

>>35471468
They can't be serious? I'll tell you addiction. I drink two pots of french press coffee with 8x more grounds than recommended and 2 cups of tea as well. In one day.

I still sleep 12 hours a day. Without coffee Id be in a coma. I remember as a kid sleeping 36 hours pretty often but I'm 26 now and people think I look 16 years old still. So fuck it. Biology made me a beautiful freak of nature.

Also I'm mixed North and South European so I guess it was bound to have some consequence. With some snow nigger in me too.

>>35463040
Well, coffee drinkers don't ruin their lungs, so they have a point.

>>35460850
>no sugary shit
>just coffee with cream
>with cream
>no sugary shit

God you're dumb.

childhood trailer trauma, is what i think when I see losers drink cofee

My white cousin and his white wife with their 4 white kids earn over a half mil a year and drink coffee that resembles a tar pit 4 times a day.

what now /pol/?

>>35461108
Why don't rich people have per cows that look like this? 8/10 would groom and own

It's godly whenever I have to remember stacks of trade/generic, chemical names, and MOAs. I usually take two cups of french press coffee, a cup of black tea, and a bowl of pipe tobacco.

itt:
tidf

Coffee is good for you and provided you aren't a fucking retard you can and should make some from yourself, buy good quality coffee and not drink it before it interfers with your ability to get some sleep

>>35461688
A little clicks away fucko
I'm officially the CIDF ITT and everyone that calls us out is obviously a tea-drinking faggot inbred brit that probably takes brown dick up the ass

http://www.poliquingroup.com/articlesmultimedia/articles/article/947/ten_benefits_of_coffee_for_health_performance_body.aspx

So exactly how much coffee does one need to actually be able to feel it?

I don't drink energy drinks/anything with caffeine.

Maybe Once a month I'll have a coffee.

Does fucking nothing for me. 2 heaps spoons of coffee and I could fall asleep after if I wanted.

I'm working a crap job with twelve hour shifts so I can save up to move the hell out of this city I live in. Coffee helps.

>>35459917
its a light drug with a light addiction. I stopped cold turkey when i moved just to see how long it takes to get over it and it only took 2 weeks.

>>35471876
dude thats nothing you have to drink more than whats in a can of coke to feel anything. Its not strong like weed or alcohol its just a nice buzzy feeling

>>35472029

So how do those faggots say the shit they do in OP's post with a single teaspoon of coffee?

If the jooz are really responsible for caffeine then maybe they aren't all bad!

>>35472201
i dont see anything about only having a teaspoon of coffee in the op

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>>35460167
>mfw i will never have lukewarm milky water

>>35471711
>a bowl of pipe tobacco
this shit is the best. I only wish it didnt make people immediately assume you are a fedora wearing faggot

>>35472311
I've never seen anyone (who wasn't an edgy teenage faggot) make a coffee with more than 2 scoops of instant coffee

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>>35459917
You can do more with caffeine.
That obviously stress you out, it's part of the deal.
The 10 coffees a day guy is respected, probably because more productive. He might be addicted to work, but that's not caffeine fault.

>mfw Italians consume coffee like water, still lazy as fuck.

>>35472380
>mfw Italians consume coffee like water, still lazy as fuck.

Can't fight nature.

>>35472373
what exactly is edgy about coffee? If you just want to drink brownish water thats your deal i guess i like to actually wake up in the morning

My great uncle drank coffee all day long, didn't even count cups. When he was bed ridden with a nasty leg injury my mom got stuck making his coffee. He asks her, "You know how I like my coffee?" My mom answers, "Same as your women, hot and black."
My great uncle was in the Klan.
LOLZ!!!!!!!

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>>35459917

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>>35472510

>>35472488

Nothing is edgy about coffee...

Unless for some reason 'teenager' means 'coffee' in your language

>>35459917
I used to drink a lot of coffee, like 5-6 cups a day. Until two weeks ago I decided to curbstomb my addiction. The entire week I was grumpy, terrible headache and felt really sleepy.

Now I sleep better, my headache is gone, I feel more energetic and my cum tastes better.

>>35460612
Found the afro-swede

>>35461933
Whot, more four cups and you are dead.

>>35461619

Funniest thing is that all researchers agree that left side driving is more natural for most of the population.

Most of the people are right handed, and so, its more natural for them to pass others (people or cars) on their right hand side.

Also many people drive using one hand, while the second one is on the gear stick. Safer would be to use the dominant hand on the drive wheel.

But hey, betamax was better than VCR and that did not help it.

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AMERICAN COFEE IS 100% SHIIIIIT

CHOICES FOR COFEE WHEN I WENT TO AMERICA:
-COFFEE FROM THE MACHINE WHICH BASICALLY TASTES LIKE CAR OIL, ONLY TRUCK DRIVERS THAT NEVER SLEEP WOULD DRINK THIS
-STARBUCKS 'COFEE' WHICH BASICALLY IS A 2500 CALORIE MILKSHAKE WITH 1 SPOON OF COFFEE SO AMERIFATS GET THEIR DAILY 10 KGS OF SUGAR


YOU WANT FRAPPE? YOU WANT FREDO ESPRESSO WITHOUT A MILKSHAKE ON IT? YOU WANT THIS BASED COFEE RIGHT HERE?

FUCK YOU THIS IS MURICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Yes i'm mad i just got back from tha us

>>35472765
So what you're saying is that you tried the two worst examples of coffee in the US and think you can judge the other hundreds of sources of it?
A random coffee machine and a fast food place that serves coffee aren't going to have good quality coffee. You need to stop being lazy and make it yourself.

>>35461108

qt cow

>>35472886
Are you trying to be funny m8 i make 4-5 frappes a day here

And i worked in a cafeteria (actual cafeteria where people come to be lazy niggers playing bagammon for hours not the ' i take my laptop and be a fagget while drinking sugar shit because im a little bitch') all day making freddo espressos and freddo capucinos and fuck you i've made enough coffee now get places that can make proper coffee.

What's funny is that you have a name for those people that can make coffee (baristas kekekeke) as if it is difficult to do

How much do you pay them? Here you get paid 25/8 hours for this job

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DAILY REMINDER THAT IF YOU DON'T DRINK ESPRESSO YOU'RE NOT DRINKING COFFEE

>>35461632
if I didn't hate country music so much I would move down south in a heartbeat

>>35461931
>NOT EVEN DUBS
Single digit IQ. There's probably a nigger that once existed that's smarter than you.

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>drinking non-alcoholic beverages except for water as a white man

Stay culturally enriched.