Bardarbunga (VEI 6) Believed to be Erupting

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-28913165

RED ALERT: Eruption happening currently, or imminent!

Europa shall fall!

Bardarbunga-chan will save us from Ebola

LIVESTREAM:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoISDUAPNgc

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>>34538177

No, Bardarbunga + Ebola = Happening.

>>34538204
Can't watch this from germany. Do they wan't to bullshit directly into my mouth or what.

>>34536757
>VEI 6
[citation needed]

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>>34538269

>bullshit directly into my mouth

Thank you Bardarbunga and good luck.

Any 'You have been visited by Bardarbunga' type images yet?

>>34536757
CAN'T HALT THE BASALT

It's just a volcano, what's the worst that can happen?

>>34539692
volcano is pretty much the #1 source of natural disaster happening

>>34536757
Good luck Bárðarbunga!

We need a volcano-chan.

>>34536757
>with losses estimated at between 1.5bn and 2.5bn euros
The plural is fucking EURO no EUROS, ps it is also LEGO and not LEGOS.

>>34539868
>>34539868
2.5bn euros? Their population is that high?

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>>34539835
>tfw you will never spew your healthy seed into Bardarbunga chan's wide caldera

>>34538269
https://addons.mozilla.org/de/firefox/addon/youtube-unblocker/

incoming

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>>34536837

'minor event'

/pol/ stop

>>34539738

OH SHIT, WE HAVE RARELY PUT IT UP THAT HIGH

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WINTER IS COMING

THANK YOU FIRST MAN

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>>34541848
SOMEONE PLS PLOT THE LOCATIONS OF THE CAMS IN THIS LIVESTREAM:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoISDUAPNgc

>>34539738
I thought I'd never see it hit one

>>34539868
No it's not. You don't say "I have 25 lego".

Retard

>>34541994
Why don't you?

All you /b/ retards that stuck around need to put your own work in.

Someone get me up to speed.

Any good cams besides the youtube livestream?

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>tfw won't have to pay my AC bill this winter

fugg ya

>>34538177
>"Bardar's Bulge"-chan

That's what it means you know.

Bardar's Bulge is erupting.

>>34536757
>>34543673

/thread

>>34538204
That cloud of dust is just dust. The eruption isn't at bardabunga.

>>34544553
>bardurs bulge gonna bukake all of Europe

I'm OK with this

>>34545412
I'm in New England.

Will this shit effect me?

>>34545716
NEfag here too. Are we fucked?

so what is the absolute worst case scenario that is still realistic? Can this have consequences for Europe or at least some villages in Island?

>>34545836
yellowstone lite

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Bárðarbunga erupts.

Grounds all planes.

Stops Ebola from spreading.

Saves America.

>>34545793
I hope you have winter clothes. like arctic fucking winter

>>34545716
>>34545793
If shit goes crazy in New England I propose all /pol/ dudes in New England meet at Rocky Pond in Bangor Maine. It will be our last true hope for survival.

If you do end up at my camp and it is the end times you must present a card which bears 5 of clubs. or the /pol/ insignia

>>34545836
>still realistic

some planes get delayed, everyone forgets about it in a few weeks, nothing happens, everyone goes on with their lives

>>34545872
So Island would explode and at least GB, France and Spain would go up in flames?

>>34545944
You must also reference this post number.

If you are in NE and shit gets hairy i propose you write down " 34545944" as proof of /pol/ readership.

Well, in light of this, I'm going to get blitzed tonight. Like every other night, but this time it'll be special.

>>34545836
worst case scenario is a rift fracture and fissure eruption between dyngjujokull and bardabunga. Which would either melt half the glacier or throw enough ash and sulphides into the atmosphere to freeze and bury europe and make it snow in dallas in july.

Well, there might be worse. With volcanoes a lot of things are realistic. But often overestimated.

>>34546124
So, you're saying a happenings a happenin' but not a happenin' hapnin'?

>>34539742

unless this baby will hit us in 2880:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%2829075%29_1950_DA

>>34546124
>implying any of that is bad


Sounds like a great time to me.

>>34536757
Realistically an eruption would make it colder for a couple years in the northern hemisphere but other than that it will probably not impact much.
Now if only we could figure out how to gradually vent pressure without causing an eruption...

>>34546124

they have already shut down a large portion of Iceland north of the glacier; map in PDF here:

http://www.vegagerdin.is/media/umferd-og-faerd/Halendi.pdf

>>34546386
Dallas citizen here, I'd prefer snow to these 100+f days

>>34546550
My sausages are ready.

Nothing will happen, we might get an early winter though which sucks since our overlords thought it was a good idea to cut the Russian pipelines. Thanks again, USA.

GOOD LUCK BARDARBUNGA!

Volcanoes are the superweapon of the codpeople. Be very afraid.

>>34546858
WHATS HOLDING ON TO ME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0TlGPv224M

I am Icelandic and this doesn't scare me. We here in Iceland are hardy and resilient people. For 1000 years all we've done is work in the winter and enjoyed 3 months of summer. The motherland has forged us to withstand her temper.

>>34546494
We haven't had a major eruption in the modern era so it is hard to say. All I know is that volcanic ash makes soil and water acidic and can spread a long way, and that it collects in waterways which are sometimes used to water crops. So between cooler temperatures, less rainfall, and acidic soil one could expect massive crops failures and possibly famine.

>>34539738

You moron, it's at HAPCON2, not HAPCON1

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>>34545905
>mfw USA WON EBOLA

>>34536757
>last time it blew up. It did not brake through the ice

Come get me when yellow stone blows

>>34547060
How will you withstand being smothered under five meters of hot ash?

>>34547238

When yellowstone goes, you will know. US will be fairly crippled...

REMEMBER

4 horsemen of the apocalypse
Conquest- ISIS
War-Russia
Famine- Barbadkligunada (the volcano)
Death-Ebola

FEEL THE COLD WIND
DIE LIKE A FUCKING FINN

>>34547298
We'll find a way, like we always do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmXJHvbFP0U

>>34547425
So since ebola is airborne now, will the winds from the volcano help blow ebola chan across north america?

>>34547425
We're rational atheists here mate. Don't believe in that stuff!

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>>34545836
Basically it would be like the day after tomorrow

>>34547744
Oh well, I'm Christian Atheist and I'll believe what I want :^)

>>34547119

ashes may ground airplanes in the North emisphere: you'll have to take a boat to cross the equator and then take an airplane there
also, that Transiberian train will get overloaded

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>>34536757

>>34538177
>flights cancelled
>niggers trapped
>Africa liberated

>>34547702
please tell me this is a joke question

if not, allow me to educate your ignorant ass. ebola is airborne, but it cannot survive outside the body for long. ebola wouldn't survive a 10 mile trip in air currents much less a trip across the atlantic ocean

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>>34547744
More like you are being slapped in the face happenings from revelations but your still in denial.

>>34547931
Isn't Ebola a virus?

How can a virus survive anything?
It isn't even a living being

FUCK YRAH

finally

HAPPENING!!!

>>34547981
well you're right it's not technically living but it's still functioning. if said virus stays in the air for too long it dies as in it's not a functioning virus anymore. it was never alive to begin with but it becomes denatured if it doesn't find a host soon enough

Approximately how long would ash even cover the planet assuming the worst case scenario happens with this eruption, People ping Yellowstone at ~10 years, this seems magnitudes weaker by comparison.

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>>34547948
>that smug picture
>somehow knowing these events are revelations and not merely coincidences

>>34548217
30 min

>>34548217
It won't "cover the planet" at all. You're kidding yourself. This eruption will be very very minor compared to Yellowstone, with local and not global effects (if any.)

>>34548325
Just enough time for the tanks to arrive

>>34548331
>>34548325

I was just making assumptions based on the fearmongering /pol/ is doing in regards to it.

Still looks like Europe is pretty screwed though.

Fuck this thread is making me scared. You guys are just kidding, right?

this volcano just gave up, it's not even leaking smoke anymore.

how disappointing

>>34545980
no because Iceland doesn't have explosive eruptions, only a lot of smoke and gasses and lava flows, sometimes a glacier flood

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>>34548393
Yes so you are consulting 12 yo boys with dorito covered pubic hair covered hands and us army dipshits who just want to get off their shift so they can go buttfuck in the shower.

Good luck, based cowabunga-chan.

>>34548548
why are you discussing 12 year old's and their nether regions.

prepare to be v&'d

>>34548217
It would be mostly constrained to the northern hemisphere, particularly the arctic, depending on the jetstream. The rate would vary and coverage would be be a long drawn out line with plumes due to varying currents. It probably would take a few days for some of the gas or ash to fully circle the earth.

>>34547744
Believe in what? Revelations, at a 'real world' level is all a metaphor for the fall of civilization (Roman Empire in particular), but as you might have heard, history repeats itself. Revelations goes beyond that, as there are 'echoes' of this in every domain of experience (physical/mental/spiritual/etc), since it's all based on the cosmic vision.

tl;Dr lrn2metaphor, the ’theists' are a lot saner than you think they are

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nothing to be concerned about. Nothing interesting ever happens, any where.

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>>34548610
prepare to stfu doofus

go play dungeons and dragons in your underoos

>>34548505
Source?

GOOD LUCK BORK-BORK-BUNGA!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoISDUAPNgc

3 live cams up, updating every 30 second it seems.

>>34536757
Is it happening?

>>34549386
Not yet. Possibility of a Happening. Could end up being nothing.

>>34549489
Ok

>>34549386
Almost, if the lava manages to melt through all that fucking ice, then yes, definitely happening

>>34549523
spooky

>>34545716
>>34545793

Right now the eruption is sub-glacial and there's a 400 meter solid icecap sitting on top of the volcano. As the lava interacts with this cap, it melts and releases steam; but the pressure remains contained. That being the lava keeps pouring out, heating the steam and ice-cap even further.

Basically, right now, you're having steam explosions underneath that ice-cap that is also aiding in melting faster.

You're okay as long as the volcano doesn't breach the ice-dome. But if it does, most of Europe is fucked. And by fucked, we mean, that all air traffic will ground to a halt for like 2-3 months easily.

The entirety of Europe in the path of the ash-plume, will see several TRILLION EUROS worth of economic loss. In other words, the moment; the MOMENT, on the live-stream, you see the volcanic plume penetrate the ice and go 13 miles straight up. You can snap your fingers. That snapping moment will equal to 2-3 trillion euros vanishing from the market over the course of the next 2-3 months.

>>34549607

The magma will penetrate the cap.

There's also a massive dike of lava building to the west, they claim 200 million cubic meters of lava is pressurizing there.

We could see a double explosive event.

>>34549607
ok. but how will this effect North Eastern United Stated.

>>34549607
Why does this place love exaggeration so much? If anything happens it will instantly be the worse thing ever.

>>34546240

Hapcon-2 is confirmed. Hapcon-1 is only guaranteed if:

1. the volcanic eruption penetrates the ice-cap

and

2. results in a ash plume similar to the 2010 eruption.

It will be Hapcon-0, if it turns out that the eruption trail is say 5x longer than 2010 eruption, because this volcano in particular is basically a sleeping dragon that's rumbling to wake.

>>34549680

Famine and cold resulting from sulfur dioxide in the upper atmosphere blocking sunlight.

It happened with the much smaller Laki in the 1700s and caused worldwide starvation, culminating in the French Revolution.

Do you guys think that people in the west like Canada or USA should be doing things to prepare? Should I go run out and buy some water and stuff?

Iceland is kill when?

>>34549607
The impact to global trade is something I don't want to think about. Please.
At the moment it looks like the ash would be funneled down over norway and eastern europe.
Hopefully if there is a major eruption, its not rich in chlorine and fluorine.

>>34536757
Time to do more food storage!

start short selling European aviation stock

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>>34549724
Fire for the fire god.

The cleansing beckons.

>>34549708

Because volcanoes are the most destructive forces in nature. We have no way to predict what they'll do and how much damage their eruptions will lead to on a grand scale.

We have only a small idea of what the 2010 eruption did in Iceland, and the 2010 eruption was really small in comparison. And said small eruption grounded all trans-atlantic flight for a whole month, leading to something like 10-15 billion dollars in economic loss for all commercial air travel, which is an INSANE amount of money.

But the reason why this reactions here are so extreme is because it's not just some regular volcano sitting on some island. It sits directly underneath a MASSIVE glacier. The amount of water in that glacier is absurd, if even half that melts, I'd expect the sea level a few centimeters to few decicentimeters. This rise in sea-level would play hell on global climate.

And for the volcano to breach 400 meters of solid ice, would result in an immensely massive eruption. All that melted water, steam, and pressure has to go somewhere. Ice, even 400 thick, isn't so strong that it can contain that kinda pressure for long.

This is quite a serious event.

>>34549871

Hydrogen fluoride is extremely commonly released from this particular zone, as is sulfur dioxide.

Even a moderate eruption would cause worldwide chaos, if it erupts for a protracted period of time.

>>34549671

>double explosive event

It's like fucking Krakatoa all over again. Christ.

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Music for volcanic events.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8yWpQfN-V8

>jews want to see europe die
>they invent feminism so that no one is putting a premium on chastity anymore
>no virgins left to sacrifice to appease the volcano gods

Where the flow breaches is concerning. either the top pops at dyngjujokull, or most of the channel goes with it. It thats the case, then we'll have another laki on our hands. Though its more likely the glacier will be breached before that and we'll have a single eruption.

>>34536757
Good, fuck the airlines

>>34550031
>hydrogen fluoride is extremely commonly released from this particular zone
My petunias! ;_;

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>>34541994
Roughly there.
I was there when the side chamber blew - was glorious.

>tfw this is my happening of choice because all the other current ones are just stupid people being stupid,and Im tired of that
We need something new. This will do it.

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>post yfw you watch the volcano explode on live cam
>mfw after the volcano explodes

BRING THIS MOTHERFUCKER ON

In regards to the names of these volcanoes,I feel like they just used a letter randomizer.
>tfw speak English
>tfw English is the worst and most boring language on the planet

>>34550324

>mfw i have to go to work in 4 hours

ERUPT ALREADY YOU FAGGOT

going to the store
what snacks should i get for the volcanob owl?

>>34545944
its the 4 of clubs you diptard

dubs for End Of Time

>>34550503
SHHHHH. how else am i going to get supplies from weary travelers who show up at my encampment

>>34550268
the 'small eruption' at dyngjujokull. Was about 23km north-east of that. Magma has been flowing that way for days and earthquakes are spread in a nice straight path that way.

>>34549763
Pretty sure the air currents push the plume over the EU mostly. At least last time they did.

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>>34550324

>>34550428

It is erupting you faggot, but the lava is moving horizontally rather than vertically. This also has some insane expectations, because the surface area of the lava is now going to be much greater, which means the amoutn of ice melting and steam being generated is now huge.

Further more, you've got this fucker also in the making: >>34549671

If both go, it will be Hapcon-0.

If trips Britain becomes Pompeii part 2.

>>34550677
you got greedy

So, all this shit with steam in an enclosed space. With small fragments of lava solidifying... Lots of ash right?

>>34550730

Naw, Britain just got lucky

If trips Sweden is gone

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>>34536757
Volcano trumps all.

no more isis, ebola, mexican, niggers this, jews that. Just the dead and the living. The good old days.

And oh yeah you survive on your own virtue, not on corporate politics. Good luck fatties.

FIRE FOR THE FIRE GOD

WINTER IS COMING

666

WAHOO!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5FzCeV0ZFc

Anyone here in the youtube live chat?

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>>34550830
ayy lmao

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>>34550830
tfw cigarettes are the new currency

>>34550908
only for smokers.

>>34550011
>We have only a small idea of what the 2010 eruption did in Iceland, and the 2010 eruption was really small in comparison.

We actually have no idea how idea how large or small this current eruption is so you are basically spouting bullshit.

>>34550908
just like jail bro

>>34550967

Welcome to 4chan, now get out.

>>34546624
amen bro, maybe the temps will be in the 60's all summer

>>34550999
They use actually money in jail too. Also commissary items.

>>34550830
>>34550893

I have ayylien phobia these pics are triggering plz remove.

Offensive plz remove.

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>>34550908
>mfw I'm not a smoker

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>>34550908
Honestly fresh vegetables will be worth more than 30 year old virgins.

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>>34551145

>>34551145
Stop being an ayyhole and grow up.

>>34549724
>Famine and cold
>He still thinks we're hunter and gatherers
>my sides

>>34551376

Are you indicating that a large proportion of the worlds' crops aren't in areas marginal to being too cold, wet, dry, etc, to farm?

We're talking worldwide destruction of crops leading to massive shortages and the loss of virtually all trade as nations hoard the goods.

>>34551225
>>34550893
>>34550830
where can i get one of these alien figures?

>>34536757
How do we pronounce this one?

>>34551485
ayylmao.com/shop/

>>34550324
The Crow Is Trolling You.

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>Still not seeing the true happening even when it's right in front of you

The volcano is being triggered prematurely so that an information blackout will be in effect over most of Africa, and then the western powers can use this as cover to insert operatives and begin a systematic purge of infected areas of Africa.

It's been clear for awhile that a purge was necessary to ensure that Ebola would not spread, but it would be impossible to openly do that without a massive amount of public outcry, regardless of the necessity. If all of these people who were infected with Ebola just happen to disappear during the chaos of an exploding volcano then no one is going to question it too much.

Lava could melt through the glacier at any time between now and mid day tomorrow.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/ericmack/2014/08/23/icelands-bardarbunga-volcano-is-now-erupting-under-a-huge-glacier/

>>34551556
is this inevitable or speculation?

>>34551556

The glacier has also water equivalent to 80% of water in the gulf of mexico. The eruption could cause some serious effects on sea-levels, if the eruption ends up being as large as previous events in 800 and 1400 A.D.

>>34551594

It's going to happen, but the severity of the consequences is unknown at the present

source: seismologist and meteorologist

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>>34551544
tfw there is no force on earth capable of competing against nature.

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>my birthday monday
>mfw I could actually get a real happening for my birthday

>>34551594

Inevitable. The scale of the eruption is in question, but the ice-cap will breach, because all the super-heated steam has to go somewhere.

>>34551594
Speculation. Though at this state it is likely to breach the glacier. The northeast flow from barda hasn't slowed. and pressure is still building.

>>34551536
>Not found

>>34545836
A lot of smoke and planes will have to fly around. That's about it.

>>34551594

Inevitable.

But they have no clue how big an explosive event or eruption will occur, merely that it's erupting- it's below hundreds of feet of ice so they don't know how much magma is surging.

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>>34551684

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>>34551556
24 hours! PACK YOUR BAGS! GRAB YOUR GUNS! ITS HAPPPPPEEENNNNIIIING!

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>>34551712
00y xonro

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>>34551774
ayy lmao

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if Iceland have to be evacuated, can I give asylum to a bunch of Icelandic girls?

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>>34549955
>tfw today is the Vulcanalia

>The festival of Vulcan, the Vulcanalia, was celebrated on August 23rd each year, when the summer heat placed crops and granaries most at risk of burning.[1][16] During the festival bonfires were created in honour of the god, into which live fish or small animals were thrown as a sacrifice, to be consumed in the place of humans.[17]

It's happening.

itll take a bit before the US is affected right? like a week or so?

>>34545836
Worst case scenario is it splits the earth into two pieces and destroyed the solar system. Buy gold if you want to survive.

>>34551925
probably days the economic outcome from this will spread faster than you can imagine

>>34551932
Buy alex jones water filters theyll saev u

>>34551987
yeah those too, super important.

>>34551917
Yes, but unfortunately the beautiful are already taken.

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Can someone give it to me straight? Is there a good chance that this will have an effect on the civilized world? It seems like just a bunch of exaggerated happening posts and nothing is gonna come from it.

I am watching the feed, is this going to happen today or is the imminent eruption could take weeks to happen?

>>34552080
IT'S GOING TO KILL US ALL!

>>34551923
Its true....
Its fucking true.........

>>34551925

All air traffic, except military, will be grounded from US to Europe. Just imagine the havok it will wreak on the economy for US/EU in terms of business and transportation of goods.

>>34552080
May have a negative effect on air travel that goes over Iceland.

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>>34551839

>>34552080

It will through the collapse of the European and Russian economies.

>>34552146

Ha! The joke is on Europe... we get all our shit from China anyway! TAKE THAT!

>>34552091
they are saying 24hours

>>34552091

We know that the ice-cap is melting, but we don't know how fast it's melting. That's why the prediction is basically between now and then next 20-36 hours. Also, since this thread was made, there haven't been any new mag4 earthquakes yet.

IF, hypothetically, we suddenly get a Mag6 or higher quake where the volcano is, I'd expect an explosive breach very soon.

>>34552080
>Can someone give it to me straight? Is there a good chance that this will have an effect on the civilized world? It seems like just a bunch of exaggerated happening posts and nothing is gonna come from it.

If it is as big a deal as the E15 eruption, which it is unlikely to be, it will inconvenience air travelers for a few weeks and force some Icelanders to move their sheep.

If that counts as Happening in your book, then yes, Happening Everywhere.

>>34552091
hours to days
its really happening

>>34552204
And they may even be right, but it is not nearly as predictable as people think.

>>34551987
>katadyn
only water filter worth buying. the combi i have is a beast, i take it hiking. i can drink fucking everything

>>34551923
Vulcan is ANGRY.

READ THE Qur'an:
http://quran.com/1
The Book Revalations:
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Revelation+1

>Magna BSP, an Israeli security company founded in January of 2001, had set up the security system at the Fukushima facility a year before the nuclear attacks happened.

http://truthnewsinternational.wordpress.com/2014/01/18/magna-bsp-the-israeli-connection-to-311-terrorism-at-fukushima/

>Magna

magma
mmmmmmh, it's just a different single letter, right guys?

Does anyone recomend a good feed or earthquake monitoring site? I am on the Iceland one but I think they are controlling the informaiton, their banner basically says its not happening:

http://en.vedur.is/earthquakes-and-volcanism/earthquakes/#view=table

>>34548517
They have been known to spew a gas cloud that fucked people up in Europe, though not in a really really long time and is unlikely to do so this time.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laki

>>34552459
>and is unlikely to do so this time
How do you know it's unlikely?

>>34552212
Wouldn't it be better if the explosion was now rather than in 60 hours? Less steam pressure

>>34552437

they don't have the technology to trigger a tsunami or blow up things like a nuclear plant or a volcano right?

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>>34536757
RIP in peace Finland

>>34552443
earthquakes seem to be dropping off. I hope it doesn't end with nothing.

RED LIGHT ON HAPPENING TOWER HAS BEEN ACTIVATED

>>34552555
GOOD LUCK BARDARBUNGA-CHAN!
captcha: rapturous

>>34552716
WHAT

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>>34536757
The jews did it.

6 new earthquakes since I last checked 10mins ago. Should I care about anything <3 mag?

http://en.vedur.is/earthquakes-and-volcanism/earthquakes/#view=table

>>34552555
GOOD LUCK BARDARBUNGA-CHAN!

>>34552807
Are you look at just the data for vatna or the entire island?

>>34552555
GOOD LUCK BARDARBUNGA-CHAN!

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>>34552853
Go with god bulge of vulcan.

Spray the mortals with your seed.

>>34552898
Entire island.

Probably not a good strategy, but the island seems small enough that it might imply the volcano may erupt.

>>34539648

underrated kek

>data is an hour late
God damn it.

>>34546258
>unless this baby will hit us in 2880:

I can guarantee You won't be around in 2880.

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>>34536757

>>34552501

400 meter thick ice-cap anon. Also, horizontally-moving lava.

The chance of the eruption range where from being a whoopee cushion. Where the eruption continues for a while, but is a small steady one. Here, the lava spreads out over a large distance and melts maybe about a 100 meters of ice over say 20-30 square kilometers. Then over the course of the next 6-12 months, cracks in the ice releases the steam.

Or,

It eats its way through all the ice and erupts. This eruption causes a major earthquake, it also releases a massive ash-plume that goes up 20-25km. Finally, this secondary major earthquake causes the 2nd volcanic pocket to erupt as well, pouring out 200 million cubic meters of lava.

The second case is much less likely to happen and is an absolute last case event, cause if it goes; it will probably be similar to Krakatoa.

Finally, if you look at the earthquake map, We've had 3 mag 4-4.5 earthquakes along a line. Along with hundreds of mag 3s in a concentrated pocket.

If you follow the line of high-mag quakes, you can pretty much document where the atlantic plate grinds up against the european plate and subducts. The magnitude of quakes also dictates the rough movements of lava inside the earth's crust, and more importantly, where fissures are happening undereneath the crust.

On a related note, it seems Cam1 is being smothered up by a lot of fog and Cam3 is starting to show fog coming down from the mountains. No idea if this is natural or a result of the eruption and heating of the ice/escaping of some steam in some crack somewhere.

>>34552394
PLEASE. HAVE FAITH IN ALLAH. PRAY. REPENT.

>>34536757
Icelander here. Should I pack up and leave already? Media keeps saying that it's "nothing serious".

>>34553264
SUICIDE IS ONLY SAFE WAY OUT

DO IT FGGOT!!!

(also post webcam link)

>>34552555
GOOD LUCK BARDARBUNGA-CHAN!
I don't want to die

>>34553264
the media never lies

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>>34553264
nothing serious is illuminati code for pack your shit.

>>34553264
>"nothing serious".
They always say that to keep people from panicking.

>>34553264

It looks like the volcano is following scenario A: >>34553239

A prolonged slow eruption. However, there's a secondary magma chamber that's of concern as well.

So the advice to you right now is to pack a bag for 3 days of clothes, have your passport out where you can find it very easily, and just make general preps to leave IN THE CASE OF.

But don't actually leave. At best, you'll be ready to go the moment it happens, at the worst, you'll have to only put back shit. If you have any pets, plan accordingly for them as well.

Tl;dr, plan for the worst, hope for the best--but don't act on anything until it happens.

>>34553397
>>34553384
>>34553373

But I have nowhere to go...

>>34553209
my consciousness will be in a cyborg so yes I will

>>34552394
NOT TODAY, PIGDOG MOSLIM
NOR EVER

Where were you when the Volcano God killed the white man?

>>34553229

>That filename

Top kek.

>>34553264

Remember that PR guy during Iraq invasion?
That's the media personified right there.

>It's all fine and dandy, nothing bad at all going on.
>Resume your daily lives.

>>34553264
see
>>34551923

>>34553264
PRAY. REPENT.
>>34552394
READ THE Qur'an. READ The Book of Revalations.

>>34553468
Come to ireland. Theres a castle in this town. we can loot a supermarket and barricade ourselves inside... and then get lewd.

>>34553468
Build yourself a raft and start slowly paddling to Canada. It's the only way.

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>>34553264
>nothing serious

Get out of there now

>>34553534
I mean I don't know anyone outside of home to ask for shelter or something.

>>34553264
If you are anywhere north of vatna, get the fuck west.

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>>34550041
>It's like fucking Krakatoa all over again. Christ.

worse kid much worse.

>>34553264
they told the people in the second tower to stay where they were

CAM 1 HAS GONE ALL STEAMY!!!

>>34553609
I live in Höfn.

>>34553534
i didnt know irelanders could be gay

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>>34553264
>>34553264

Do your Duty and protect CCP.

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>yfw all the camera feeds go static

>>34553781
should be fine then. Have a drink and take some photos for us.
>>34553822
I'm german and british/french. I just live here.

>>34553945

It just happened and we're about to be well aware of it in a few minutes.

>>34553945
>CactusJuice

Icelander here. I want to leave but I have nowhere to go. Should I take a flight out to the USA or something while they're still running?

>>34554035
Canada. It'll be more like home to you.

>>34553999
dem trips

>>34553264
>>34554035
Isn't Iceland in Schengen?
Just take a "vacation" to Norway or something.

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>>34553945

Nice, live data. http://baering.github.io/

>>34554035
Go to Svalbard

>>34553939
>TFW EVE is kill

>>34554035

>Should I take a flight out to the USA or something while they're still running?

Yes

>>34554133
I'ts not as easy as it sound considering that I have a whaler's salary.

>>34553239
>atlantic plate
>implying the mid-atlantic ridge results from subduction

otherwise, carry on

>>34554035
Come to Argentina, your currency is stronger than ours and nothing ever happens here.

>>34536757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NNOrp_83RU

>>34554261
Except losing wars against Britain.

YOO 3rd camera is down!

>>34536757
Calm down faggots, oceanic hotspots are mostly mafic rocks which ooze slowly. This will be nothing like the volatile felsic rocks that clog up terrestrial volcanoes

>>34554316
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoISDUAPNgc#t=38403
Oh

>>34554297
No natural disasters, Chile takes them for us.

>tfw on Holiday

Fuckin' Iceland. The ash cloud is gonna fuck up my flight plan and if it reaches England my computer too. Inconsiderate motherfucker that country is.

>>34554354
>nothing is happening
WHY

>the cameras arent near the subglacial eruption.
Bullshit.

>>34554445
Because it happened.

>>34554445
Something will happen soon.

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>>34554261
>out of control inflation
>muh riots
>crisis erry day
>utter social and economic collapse every 10 years
>own breed of indigenous niggers who have more rights than you do
>goverment vs opposition in every facet of daily life
>shit weed

Yeah, bro, come down to our glorious Motherland where nothing ever happens.

>>34554354

what is the bright light on cam1?

>>34554536
deus solus

>>34554536
It's the apocalypse signal.

I heard the eruption will release toxic gas that'll kill everyone and everything in Europe and a little bit further.

Should I get a boat and sail the fuck away to Australia or something?

>>34554578
>to Australia
FUCK. OFF. WE. ARE. FULL.

>>34554506
>messi gets golden boot when doesnt deserve

>>34554626
But I'm white.

>>34554347

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghl33n26d44

Sure if it is like this

But...... one name Laki .. 1783

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anCsgtDPy64

Recommended music:

Dragonette - Volcano
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPCngHhysx0

Siouxsie and the Banshees - Cities in Dust
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hMagNuhLkk

>>34554035
Alright, fuck it, I'm going to New York City for a week. Even if it turns out to be nothing, I deserve a vacation anyways and I'm too paranoid to go anywhere else in Europe. Downside is that I'm not exactly rich but not poor either so I'll probably end up in a shitty airport hotel.

>>34552080
It could take a turn for the worst yes or it could be a minor eruption, the truth is we don't know and there is no point on dwelling on what we can't know for sure, however people on this board HONESTLY believe that this will be the end of european civilisation as we know it, I pity them I really do, it's like they don't know how interconnected our society is and that trade routes exist not only beetween the america's and europe but beetween china and europe as well. Plus they think the Sulpher gas will just wipe out all the crops in europe altogether...in one fell swoop. I mean can you really expect /pol/ to be rational? No it's just people wanting happenings because they are 2 Bord's.

1.Board because it's summer.
2.Board culture E.G. ITS HAPPENING, THE JEWS DID THIS CANT MOSSAD THE ASSAD RON PAUL 20XX. etc, etc.

>all these potential world ending events
>tfw I'll die a virgin

Goddamnit, why couldn't the apocalypse have waited until the 2100s instead of kicking this early into the new millennium.

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>>34549671
>Dike
hehehehe

>>34554972
It's not a fucking asteroid that's going to end all life on earth kiddo, it could still be a minor event.

God you people always assume the fucking worst.

Will I someday wake up and the newspaper first page will be an world-changing-as-we-know-it event?

when the fuck is it erupting

come on nigger erupt already

>>34554940
>implying some of us don't really want the destruction of mankind to become reality.
some things should just not last forever, we're a cancer on this plane.....especially the jews who are the cancer plaguing the cancer.
Rand Paul 2016

>>34554856
come to Dallas, you can sweat the fear away

>>34555045
>toxic gas that could kill everyone in europe
>ebola comes into the civilized world easily because of the travel chaos
>Yellowstone's probably going to erupt soon

>>34554856
I can't find anything that leaves until the 25th. Am I kill?

>>34555139
thats something some palestinian spic would say

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>>34554940
Something could happen and be the end of humanity as we know it and frankly that is what is needed.

If government's were as meticulous as they pretend to be the thing they would be doing right now is disassembling all the weapons they have. So they are not used against the survivors of the happening.

What you dont understand is that this planet and its inhabitants are one in the same. The planet will protect its inhabitants. There is no material that is lifeless other than that which is demonic.

The planet will protect the divine. Whatever it takes.

>>34552555
>BARDARBUNGA
lrn2spel, it's BÁRÐARBUNGA

>>34555265
weeeeell excuuuuuuse me you icelandic monkey fuck

Is cam1 getting steamed up because of a rise in temperature?

>>34555190

If it starts spewing ash before that, then yeah.
You're fucking stuck.

>>34555164
Oh, you mean the travel chaos caused by all that ash that instantly clogs up any fucking jet engine?

Or how about all those boat's that will get past the vast swathes of toxic gas murdering everyone in europe instantly.

Jesus fucking christ at least stay consistant.

>>34555195

fuck you im white

>>34555436
>Or how about all those boat's that will get past the vast swathes of toxic gas murdering everyone in europe instantly.

lmao

>>34555190
I found something that leaves tomorrow, the airlines are probably down by then but it's the best I've got. Booking the flight right now.

>>34555210

Master...

>>34555469
says every spicki spani

>>34555265
Thanks chucklefuck I just spent 5 seconds trying to get those smears off your BARDARBUNGA spelling and now my fucking screen is cracked there.

>>34555493
just take a fucking train you retard
>icelanders
>master race

>>34555493
just, like, cross the bride over to america

>>34555436
We're all fucked man. Ebola is going to reach Europe and America inevitably and this volcano is going to spew an ash cloud that will kill hundreds of millions in Europe (including me).

>>34555514

ok man whatever you say

Cam1 steamed up.
Not many eruptions recently.

calm before storm?

>>34555666
storm before the calm :3

>>34555615
and nothing of value was lost

>>34555698
ECKS DEE

>>34555698
Yellowstone's coming for you, Amerifat. When I say we're all fucked I mean we're ALL fucked.

You guys keep in mind that this is a volcano we're talking about.
This thing might not do anything interesting for weeks to come.

>>34555761
yeah yeah yellowstone wont explode till im dead and buried for 100 years

>>34555803
Official reports say it will inevitably erupt sometime today or tomorrow.

>>34555803
Someday it will go boom. That's enough for me.

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>>34536757
>recommended videos
>boom boom satellites

I swear youtube is becoming sentient. Shit first the fergy riots (see pic) and now this.

Britbong here. What supplies should I buy for the ash cloud filled with toxic gas that'll be coming my way? Where's a good place to get gas masks?

>>34555761
>tfw Canadian outside of the ash zone
Feels good man

>>34555900
if you dont have a gas mask go to your local surplus or festish store and buy one.

Smoke on cam1, ibs habbening?

>>34555968
How long do I have if it were to erupt tomorrow? I'm going to die anyway but I want at least a glimmer of hope.

Goodbye /pol/ ;_;7

>>34555968
and yes fetish stores do have them, they are marked up a bit

GAS THE VOLCANO! GEOLOGY WAR NOW!

GUYS, ITS REALLY HAPPENING!!!!

>>34556091
well yeah, they are a bit more costly. But they are worth it for kinky sex. And since we'll all die soon, why not indulge?

>>34555900

http://www.protecdirect.co.uk/Protec/Personal-Protective-Equipment-%28PPE%29/Respiratory-Protection/Half-Masks-%26-Full-Face-Masks/c/AEF

Get one of those at the bottom of the page and a bag full of particle filters and hybrid filters.

Hybrids for gas and ash
Particle for ash only.

That ash is going to get into your lungs and it's going to fuck them up.
Either by filling them up or the small glass particles are going to scar them to shit and you're going to suffocate.

>>34556135
no its not faggot nobody is dying IM SO PISSEDD

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>>34536757
Cant sulken the Vulcan

Cant contain the terrain

666

Nature war now!!

Its annudah shoah, the Earth is oppressing me.

>>34550543
Dubs for eternal winter

>>34555493
H-have fun, try not to die ;_;

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Two slightly stronger quakes just happened.

>>34556741
how many eruptions?

>>34552716
U WOT

>>34555493

>This fucker erupts when you're at the airport.
>All flights canceled.
>Dead.

ITS UP GO GO GO ATTACK

>>34556741

>1.1km

It's getting closer to the surface.

It's time...

>>34553999
Trips ohshit.jpeh

Aw shit that ash plume. Well it was nice hanging out with you guys and I'm gonna die a virgin...

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>>34557151

sucks to be you then