Goodluck Ebola President of Nigeria

>>33542380
Thread theme (I'm not sure if the guy speaking is Goodluck Ebele):
http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/53daeca56f476-it-s-happening-ebola-edition.php

>>33542456
i was worried this summer would be boring, but it's shaping up as quite the Happening. let's keep our fingers crossed.

>goodluck ebele

This has to be some Illuminati joke, there is no other explanation.

>>33542521
>implying it's not the Greys

I don't believe the Ebola virus exists, maybe it's either a scare tactic for us to accept the NWO (if it spreads) and or a cash grab for the pharmaceutical industries.

Reminds me of Dead rising, were most of the zombie outbreak were profited by making temporary cure (Zombrex)

>>33542697
Wasn't it that they were trying to mass produce cattle and made zombies instead? (It only just oocured to me how hard they goofed to have done that. Fucks sake, Capcom)

>>33542380
GOOD LUCK GOODLUCK EBELE

>>33542697
>I don't believe the Ebola virus exists
take off your tinfoil, friend

>>33542697
You and Donald Trump are like opposite sides of the same terrifyingly retarded coin

>>33542697
Remember what happened to the people who didn't believed in zombies in Dead Rising?

They died first John, they died first...

Goodluck ebele!

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There isnt any such thing as greys. Do you intentionally try to mislead people or is it just the failure young people are trained in?

This is what is called a synchronicity, for all you people who know so much about absolutely nothing.

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>>33543905
Goodluck Ebola is a beautiful example of synchronicity. Just look at how based this motherfucker is.

If you dont think ebola exists go to LAgos and have some barbequed monkey.

Wait 7-10 days.

Die horribly.

Record and have local nigger post to Pol later.

???

Profit?

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WE have a new world leader. Out of the mouths of niggers...

Goodluck you sonofabitch you are beautiful you bastard. He puts Putin to shame.

We are truely evolving now.

That is the qutoe of the day anon.

>>33542380
>Dr. Goodluck Ebele

I'm sorry. That's just way too much of a damn coincidence.

Good luck hamas --> good luck ebola -- Dr. Goodluck Ebele

A meme is born.

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Surely a statesmen as great as Dr. Goodluck Ebola has said many quoteworthy things.

Particularly about homosexuals (which he banned in Nigeria) and prostitutes.

>>33543966
>implying he even said that quote

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ebola you are our greatest ally...

goodluck you sonofabitch, you do browse pol

Thing is what this is bringing to light is how based Africa is. It is really the last bastion of free thought and action.

And it was niggers all along. Based nature the demons will certainly not ever contain you.

wut did he say about whores?

goodluck, based president of nigeria...

>>33542380
HAHA, fucking hell life can be stranger then fiction some times. Wtf...

>>33544308

Actually... just leave the template as it is, please. An empty quote MORE accurately reflects the true thoughts of the negro beast without teleprompter assistance.

>>33543966
Super villain shit right here.

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>>33542380
>He holds an M.Sc. degree in Hydrobiology and Fisheries biology,

>Following the red alert over Ebola killer virus across the country, fish sellers are being heavily patronised in Bauchi, the Bauchi State capital, as residents shun meat in the light of the claim that the virus could be contracted through the eating of bush meat.

http://allafrica.com/stories/201408042595.html


Could it be that his goal is to get more people to eat fish for some reason?

What could this mean?

This is literally happening right in front of us.

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dude bans homos, embraces disease as a savior, has a name that proves he is part of the immortal, this is the fresh life we need in the world.

All the US does is try to stunt humanity. The United States government right now is the biggest threat to humanity because it seeks to stop human evolution just so a handful of people can try to pretend they are a retarded vision of "god".

All they have managed to do is turn billions of people into literal moral and spiritual retards that cant ever be fixed.

Goodluck in his vision realized that infectious disease is the key to ridding ourselves of the cancer of the demonic sloths that were created to ruin the course of human expression.

You can see the hand of god in this. Africa now the leader of the free world. No other Govt has the courage or wisdom or honesty it requires.

Goodluck ebele!<3

Black hero thread, droner and ebele

meanwhile lebron's got a new all bushmeat diet ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

>>33544743
Dr Goodluck Ebele loves primates so much that he has created the ultimate protective tool to protect them.

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>>33544613

/pol/ is pretty much /tv/ but real.

Tell me, Neo. If entertainment is simply electrical signals being interpreted by your brain, then how do you tell the difference between the dream world, and the real world?

You get ebola.

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>>33544482
Shh. You just wish you had the unparalleled genius of Dr. Goodluck Ebola.

>>33544829
I want a source

>>33544809
We can only hope that's the case.

Perhaps getting people to eat fish is just phase one of his plan.

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Gonna start using this for good luck ebola threads.

>>33542540
ayy lmao

>>33544901
Also, I win at cropping

This thread is freaking it me out. I ahve been seeing good luck ebola for fucking ages, now this mother fucker comes along and is the president of nigeria...

Is Lagos a wasteland already?!

The result of people not eating meat is more healthy and more moral and spiritually enlightened people.

Eventually they will have to give up fish too, and return to agriculture. The only "occupation" anyone will have in the future because it is what humans do.

Natural life is growing food, having kids, exploring nature and the spiritual world.

Having sex with whom you want, when you want and not having the "courts" decide how much its going to cost you.

The dark ages are going to come to a bitter end and a lot of demons will be left trapped in it.

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If any of you want to feel slightly ill then here's this cheerful read.

>>33544876

I think they're trying to Ben Garrison the man.

Can someone that's good with Photoshop please make some "It's over" pictures with president Dr. Ebola?

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>>33544973
This is a new dawn, anon.

http://www.nigeriavillagesquare.com/articles/guest-articles/this-is-a-new-dawn.html

>>33545029
i need a tl;dr

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>>33544901
>>33544952
Thanks for trying.

Here you go.

>>33545081
It chronicles what happens to a person who's infected. Read it you lazy fuck, it's good.

>>33544901
>>33544952
I thought you were prompting us to get creative with his Wikipedia page.

That white space has so much potential.

>>33544994
>Found the vegan. Vegan degenerate. Vegan hippie pacifist degenerate.

>>33545055
>>33545065
hivemind

This is the sting in the tail of this synchronicity that Pol will be forced to accept.

The best free "thinkers" out there are now niggers...LOL.

What the fuck happened to you, you NEVA saw this coming.

And wait for it,oh yeah, NIGGERS IN AFRICA!!

The only part of the world not controlled by corporate scum is now Africa, where the corporate scum wont go, because its protected by disease.

BAsed summer of 2014.

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>>33542380
>P.S. His autobiography is called the 'Wind of Hope'.
And may it sweep across the Motherland of Africa, cleansing all in its mighty wake.

>>33544829
based ebola is based

IF you think beign vegan is degenerate you are either really fucking stupid or really fucking ignorant.

Good health is its own reward, physical and spiritual. The fact that you embarrass yourself like this is a really bad sign for you.

And you think you sound cool or something. You are so fucking dumb and clueless. Not goodluck material at all.

To shit up a good thread with you faggot shilling is pathetic.

Why is it that there have been so many large scale Ebola outbreaks in Africa? And why is it that in 1989/90 there were incidents where Ebola popped up in the Philippines and the US - these outbreaks were dealt with, nobody died, and they know the source of the outbreaks. What is the source in Africa? Why can they not contain it?

In the US in 1990 - 4 reported human cases, no deaths - cause had to do with monkeys imported to a facility from the Philippines

In the Philippines in 1989/90 - 3 reported human cases, no deaths - cause was due to infected monkeys at an animal facility

Italy - 1992 - more infected monkeys from the Philippines - no humans were infected.

1976 - Zaire (Democratic Republic of Congo) - 318 reported human cases, 280 deaths.

Republic of Congo - 2001 - 57 reported human cases, 43 deaths - first time that Ebola hemorrhagic fever was reported.

Uganda - 2007/2008 - first reported occurrence of a new strain of Ebola.

Just look at a list of Ebola outbreaks - Africa, Africa, Africa......
AIDS.....yeah, it came from some guy who had sex with a monkey in Africa....
sure.

>>33545334
>vegan
>good health
pick one

>>33545334
Enjoy dying from Ebola becuase you have no protein to support your own body

His wife's name is patience.

At this point its all a well prepared person needs.

What appeared to be the road to hell is really the road to heaven.

The people who had the courage to do what they felt was right, rather than repeat what they were told for the promise of money that faileth.

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>>33545251

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>>33545486

>>33545334
>Muh spirituality

ayy lmao

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>>33545055

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>>33545055

>>33545486
i thought the thumbnail was fucking freddy krueger

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I mean since you insist on trying to shit up this thread with your fuckwaddyness.

Being vegan is having the best possible health. I have been vegan for ten years or so, look 20 years younger than most people my age, am in better health than you, I guarantee you.

I am 43 years old and I have 14 girls, beautiful ones, trying to fuck me all the time.

You know why, cause thats how physically attractive I am, you know why? Because Im vegan.

So take your lard ass and your bag of doritos over to your masturbating couch and let us not be bothered with your lame attempts at trying to sound relevant.

Keeping eating that rotting flesh dude, so you can turn into a bleeding pile of shit. Wont be long. You fucking retard.

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>>33545636

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>>33545636
>>33545702
What was the name of that website where you could make pictures that looked similar to this? I remember it worked by entering search terms and it would then grab a few random images from the Google Images results and throw them together.

>>33545352

Google 'Ebola Reston' for your answer. The strain was asymptomatic in humans.

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>>33545065
>>33545193

Here's one without the text.

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>>33545722
http://nag.iap.de/?ac=create&name=anonymous&query=donkey+blanket&comp=4&width=600&ext=jpg

>this thread

This is why I love /pol/

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>>33545786
Thanks!

>>33545786
Just type in Good luck ebola.....and create

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>>33545468
>His wife's name is patience.
She is not at all begging to be fucked with, is she?

>>33545662
Mmmm, this is pasta material.

>>33545829

Really? This is why I hate /pol/

One big joke

>>33546101
But there is reason for that.

this world is shit and is only getting worse.
/pol/ acknowledges this but remains a positive attitude,even though it is always habbedding

its the only way to remain sane

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>>33545081
I just read it, heres the TLDR version about how Mr. Monet's life got flip-flopped upside down.

>Nigger gets ebola
>First symptoms are aching of eyeballs and temples, he spends 3 days in bed at his home.
>3rd day he starts vomiting and his eyes become "red like rubies". His coworkers get worried because he isn't showing up and come to his house, and send him to Nairobi to go to a hospital. On a plane lolz
>Also, at this point his head is full of bruises and his face seems to be only loosely attached to his skull.
>In the plane he starts the "vomito negro" phase, which means he endlessly vomits red/black liquid that smells like death and gives you ebola if you touch it.
>At this point the virus is quickly eating away his frontal lobe, making him a walking corpse basically. Also, endless nosebleed.
>Gets to Nairobi and gets a cab and arrives at hospital.
>In the waiting room, quote "a sound like a bedsheet being ripped in half" is heard meaning his intestines just fucking ruptured so he starts shitting blood and his own intestines. Vomiting and nosebleed also continue. Then he stops breathing.
>Doctor arrives, gets him to breathe again, but also sees that he is brain dead at this point.
>Nigger vomits and the doctor gets vomito negro in his eyes and mouth.
>Nigga ded.

It doesn't say what happened to the doctor.

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>>33546101
>One big joke

This is a lot for pol to digest.

Niggers in Africa are now the intellectual leaders of the world.

Meanwhile is the USA everyone got fatter and rubbed one out.

Sometimes reality, turn out, hard to accept.

>>33546101
>4chan not one big joke

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This is just proof that freedom, real freedom, will always produce the most intellectual minds because they are allowed to learn and examine things.

Which is exactly why there is such demonic oppression in the United States. They dont want you to be able to think freely, they want you dependent so they can use you and take your humanity from you.

i have learned respect for the negro on this day.

They are our savior in this hour of need.

Thank you Goodluck.

Ebola you are our greatest ally.

>>33545029
Jesus Christ how horrifying.

>>33542380
Evidently, he is flying to the US and will be screened for ebola.

>praying that Dr. Goodluck Ebola brings ebola to the US

>>33546494
>b-but jared diamond said this was unpossible

>>33545662
>again, ayyy lmao

Stop being a pedo, it's degenerate. 43yo going for 14yo tisk tisk.

>>33542380
Goodluck Ebele

>>33545486
>>33545567
>>33545759

These are great. Whoever does these is doing gods work. Keep 'em coming!

>>33545662
pasta

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>>33545662

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>>33542380
Here's the blank for that pic OP

>>33545029
This has to be one of the more horrific ways that a human can die.

Moar ebola.

>>33548716
I knew he was in this thread

How is this real.

>>33545029
>come down with flu just yesterday
>browsing /pol/ to take mind off it
>read through this
i really need to get a gun already, I'm going out with a smile if I ever catch these kind of symptoms.

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>>33542521
no idea man. sometimes I think that if there's a god he's just one big troll.

>>33552745
Drink a glass of orange juice and you'll be fine.

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>>33542380
http://www.behindthename.com/name/ebele

>>33553681
>http://www.behindthename.com/name/ebele
massive kek

>>33542380
Secret footage of kent brantley's death and rising again as a new life form

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQT4qB-RFjk

>>33553745
EBOLA HAVE MERCY

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>>33542380
hahaha you fuckin niggers crack me up

>>33549163
thanks Anon

>>33542380
one man cannot possibly be all of these things

Death toll now just below 1,000.

Still picking up speed. Now in Saudi Arabia and beginning to fuck up Nigerian health workers.

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>>33558857

>>33542380
I can't believe this thread is still alive.

>>33560308
>I can't believe this thread is still alive.
Father Nurgle wills it, Anon.

>>33542380
good luck dr ebola man

wonder who the hell took down the homosexuality section from his wiki

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So, how bad to you guys think it will actually get?

>>33561235
the exponential rise is pretty damned alarming. it means the outbreak is OOC, at least in Africa. I don't expect it to behave the same way in other parts of the world... the Africans don't do a whole lot to stop the infections from spreading.

>Ebele
>Ebola
>The same thing.

It took 10 seconds to translate Ebele and realize you guys are bat shit stupid.

>>33561882
>ebele, mercy

Sounds like ebola to me. It's about time that someone put Africa out of its misery.

>>33561882
He might be Ebele to you, but he is certainly president Ebola in my timelines.

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ya ur right cunt, there is no humor at all in the fact that the president of nigeria's name is goodluck when everyone has been saying goodluck ebola for two weeks.

ya nah ur a cunt.

>>33561882
>being this autistic

>>33562044
People said 'good luck ebola' BECAUSE the presidents name was good luck, lurk more.

ucheekycunt

>>33562044
I know, It's kinda ridiculous...

If Ebola kills me then it kills me, if it doesn't then whoop-de-fucking do because now I have to deal with mass death.

>>33562091
>Not having a better reply.

Im not even trying to troll, its just not that big of a deal considering the two words are so different.

tiny

chat

com

/ebolachan

>>33562138
why do people lie on the internet

So, everyone over on Reddit is asking what they can do to stop the epidemic.

I want to know what I can do to help it along. How do we kill more niggers?

GOOD LUCK EBOLA

>>33553681
it's like... ebola is mercy on the whole continent of Africa...

based ebele

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>>33563185
>So, everyone over on Reddit is asking what they can do to stop the epidemic.

ebola have only one cur

lov

must lov all ebolas deep and hard

>>33555328
THERE IS NO MERCY, ONLY BLOOD EYEBALLS.

>>33555494
that's the same curve shape as the number of ebola infections

COINCIDENCE?

Are those two murricans dead yet?

>>33563717
nah m8 still kickin

>>33563756
I hoped for a small accident that would spread the disease outside the hospital. That would be glorious

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eyy bola

>>33563924
Patience. It will happen.

>>33561183
agents.

>>33544743
Isn't a pescetarian diet scientifically proven to be the healthiest diet possible for human beings? Once this ebola hoax ends, we're gonna have a new MIRACLE DIET THAT CURED MILLIONS OF AFRICANS FROM THE EBOLA VIRUS!!!!

Dr. Goodluck Ebele, the world's foremost health crusader.

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>>33542380
guys how likely will it be that widespread infection hit israel?

doubtful.

>>33566081
Israel's border control is basically perfect. It has to be, or they'd be drowning in suicide bomber body parts. It's far more likely that Achmed from Hamas will get infected and sneak some weapons in with him from Egypt to Gaza. If Ebola started spreading in Gaza I wouldn't put it past Israel to flatten the entire thing, 100% genocide mode.

>>33566326
Oh, crap.

>Zog deliberately infects Gaza
>Now has an acceptable excuse to flatten it

>>33566443
And then they infect the West Bank, and kill off Palestine for good. gg no re, Jihadis.

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Thanks doge.

>>33542380
thanks mr skeltal

>tfw

http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/53daeca56f476-it-s-happening-ebola-edition.php

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I'm a skeleton

>>33552746
Bingo.

The Illuminati/Freemasons wouldn't tell you that for years

captcha NWO hetlith