Dr. Goodluck Ebele Jonathan is the president of Nigeria.
>The president of Nigeria is named Dr. Goodluck Ebola.
His biography is called the Wind of Hope.
>The biography of African President Dr. Goodluck Ebola is called The Wind of Hope.
Dr. Goodluck Ebola has a BS in zoology.
>The president of Nigeria is a zookeeper.
I opened his facebook page and..
I... I just can't.
>make full speading
where did my sides go
How is this real
It's planned all along. From Nigeria, Ebola will spread to the world.
They already got 8 uncomfirmed cases.
In october, there will be the muslim pilgrimage, where some 2 million people world wide attend, and you bet some nigerian muslims will be there.
>In January 2014, Jonathan signed into law the Same Sex Marriage Prohibition Act after it was passed by the Senate and House of Representatives. The law prohibits gay relationships, membership and other involvement in gay societies and organizations and gay marriages.
Goodluck Ebola is awesome
>His wife name is Patience
I cant, I just cant
this is nigerious beyond words
good job OP and GOOD LUCK EBOLA
Look at that smug motherfucker. Killing all those people and just rubbing our noses in it.
But he is doing God's work.
Good luck ebola!
It's not true, it cannot possibly be true, someone hacked them and put that name, am I, am I insane now?
You aren't kidding, he's posted like 200 more times since this thread started.
How does one man find the time to infect a thousand people, be massa zookeeper over the whole of Nigeria, and update Facebook 5 times a minute?
>Patience is Dr Goodluck Ebola's wife
Who the fuck does she think she is? Chef Boyarbola?
(CNN) -- Doctors working with the World Health Organization have managed to track down the reason why the recent outbreak of Ebola in East Africa has been spreading so uncontrollably.
Dr. Charles Boelen spoke to reporters Monday saying that his team had managed to uncover the shocking reason behind Ebola's spread. "We have received information that Ebola is being deliberately spread throughout Africa by a group we can only refer to as terrorists" Since it was detected in March, the number of suspected and confirmed cases attributed to Ebola in the West African nations of Liberia, Sierra Leone, Guinea and Nigeria stands at 1,603, including 887 deaths.
Dr. Boelen continued "We have not managed to discover any specific members, but it would appear that a group of extremists from multiple countries have been spreading Ebola with the stated goal of wiping out Africa."
When asked to comment on how the suspected terrorists were speaking the disease, he said "They are posting in online forums saying "Good luck Ebola," and each post encourages Ebola to infect another person."
I guess now we know who is funding the bioterrorists.
apparently canada lready has a cure http://globalnews.ca/news/1490686/ebola-treatment-kept-secret-possible-serums-and-effect-on-survivors/ wake up americans canada made a cure for this in 20132013
Ok, I don't know whether gods exist, aliens exist or whatever but someone's certainly fucking with us. Good luck Ebola!
EIDF kek, oh this thread. OP, this is always needed in /pol/.
I don't think that's actually his real fb page. Looks like some nigerian blogger trying to rid off the guy's name recognition.
official one is here:
>We're being trolled by aliens. There is no other explanation.
>In January 2014, Jonathan signed into law the Same Sex Marriage Prohibition Act after it was passed by the Senate and House of Representatives. The law prohibits gay relationships, membership and other involvement in gay societies and organizations and gay marriages. Penalties can be up to 14 years in prison for gay marriages and up to 10 years for other violations of the law. Within a short period, the federal police department compiled a list of 168 gay people who would subsequently be jailed. Within days, 38 lesbian and gay people were already jailed, with arrests beginning during Christmas. The anti-LGBT bill stipulates that those who withhold the details of LGBT individuals face prison terms of up to 5 years.
GOOD LUCK GOODLUCK
>His biography is called the Wind of Hope.
Why not post the full quote? He's a very eloquent speaker.
>Why not post the full quote? He's a very eloquent speaker.
Hes also Christian apparently, and signed a ban on gay marriage.
Not only that, but the law prohibits gay relationships, societies and organizations and can lead to 14 years in prison.
HAHA and within 38 days 168 gays were jailed.
Goddamn this guy actually sounds kind of based.
Looks like goodluck ebola is bring the virus to the us personally.
GOOD LUCK EBOLA
Synchronicity is the coming together of inner and outer events in a way that cannot be explained by cause and effect and that is meaningful to the observer.
Its not just the name of a /Pol/ice album.
Where were you when Synchronicity was released?
We have entered the looking glass. Goodluck!!! <3
>mfw people are just now learning that the president of Nigeria's first name is Goodluck.
Seriously, do you not watch the news, or what?
>paying attention to anything Nigeria related
Seriously, do you not have anything better to do in your life, or what?