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Unidentified Aircraft sighted near downed plane. Why are no

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Unidentified Aircraft sighted near downed plane.

Why are no media outlets covering this?
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>>32511199
>>>/x/
/thread
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martians pls go
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>>32511199
Because you're a clear faggot.
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I really doesn't make sense. Neither side has anything to gain from this and it clearly would have to have been done by a major government. It's the only way to shoot that thing down at that altitude.
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>>32511374
Aliens are dividing the planet so they can weaken our forces and take over soon.
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Klatuu Barada!

The humans know!
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>>32511199
>>32511244

That's the TR-3B and it is very politically related.
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>>32511374
The thing that conspiracy theorists always forget is that there are retards.

Maybe some guy was like
>Oh shit nigga, there's a military jet flying at us, bob wake the fuck up and fire like crazy nigga
>SOUND ALL OF THE ALARMS
>FIRE EVERYTHING

>O wait, nvm
Too late
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>>32511244
>>32511244
>>32511244
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ay lmao
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>>32511481

is that shopped
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>>32511556
>triangle

It's the all seeing eye
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>>32511481
loch ness monster confirmed
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>>32511640

Nein.
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>>32511199
UNEXPLAINED FOREST FIRE IN SAUDI ARABIA!
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>>32511687
help
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NOT TODAY MOTHERFUCKER
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>>32511718
lol'd
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>>32511640
yeah the depth of field is way off
look at the focus on the trees
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Dutch media reported sights of aircraft near the downed plane.
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>>32511715
Do you see it now?
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It's Happening
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>>32511876
Clearly aliens

It's obviously not other aircraft checking out the situation. That would be too obvious and only sheeple would believe that.

Am I doin' it rite?
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>>32511715

Operation Paperclip.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPVajyUQ75I
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>>32511687
Thats actually muh dick.
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>>32511199

>>32511436
>>32511436
>>32511436
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>>32511906

>tfw
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Green Pill General

Green Pill Information Thread
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>>32511957
aliens built the pyramids,....and aliens downed that planE
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>>32511199
There was a thread about these awhile back. In a newish commercial for boeing or lockheed martin. They show the evolution of American aircraft and the commecrial ends with the narrator saying something like, "and when you asked for the future" the shadow of a triangle is seen over the clouds, but the not the plane itself. I've been looking for it, but I can't find it.
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>>32511968
*cough cough*
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Why do you think the government and media has shoved images of "mechanical ship" UFOS down your throat since you were born? They planted this image in your mind for a reason: to cover up the fact that real UFOs look nothing like this. People all around the world see UFOs and they are nothing like flying saucers, but thats what the media always talks about! Wake the fuck up! People around the world are seeing UFOs at an increasing rate and guess what: THEY ARE NOT SHIPS! They are morphing, sparking, gyrating objects floating in mid air. They are BIOLOGICAL entities which populate open space! And the strangest thing is ANYONE CAN ATTRACT THESE OBJECTS AND SEE THEM WITH THEIR OWN EYES! THEY ARE ATTRACTED TO DISTURBANCES IN THE ELECTROMAGNETIC/UV SPECTRUM. You can use concrete methods to attract them I thought it was bullshit too but I HAVE SEEN IT WITH MY OWN EYES.

https://www.youtube.com/user/MiamiUFO/

- http://www.youtube.com/user/solarshot1/videos
- http://www.youtube.com/user/prozt/videos
- http://www.youtube.com/user/GabyDecall/videos
- http://www.youtube.com/user/cristiansoldano/videos
- http://www.youtube.com/user/adrian71624/videos
- http://www.youtube.com/user/cotus99/videos
- http://www.youtube.com/user/theInterzone/videos
- http://www.youtube.com/user/MrAntonioUrzi/videos
- http://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2O3JJqNVMcqj1Ekqd6SS3Q/videos
- http://www.youtube.com/user/budgetmoon/videos
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no no

it was swamp gas
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>>32512617
the top right picture was project palladium. radar manipulation. On radar there was a blip theres so they focused on it.
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>>32512766

Battle of Los Angeles.
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>>32512766
that doesnt look like a picture of a radar it looks like real life what are those glowing disks of light
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>>32512567
Is this pasta?
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>>32512617
Top left picture is fake
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>>32512915
If not it is now.

Plus damn man. Them vids are legit
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THIS JUST IN UNIDENTIFIED TRIANGLE SEEN ON THE MOON ILLUMINATE CONFIRMED
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>>32512915
No. Investigate these channels for yourself and you will notice a CONSISTENCY between all these UFOS. ANYBODY CAN ATTRACT THEM AND PEOPLE ARE JUST NOW WAKING UP TO THIS FACT. I am shellshocked that I SAW UFOS WITH MY OWN EYES USING THE METHODS JEREMY THOMAS DESCRIBED. What the fuck. Life is forever changed for me. I KNOW that it sounds like bullshit but you can TRY IT FOR YOURSELF AND YOUR LIFE WILL NOT BE THE SAME.
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>>32512617
The bottom right one is a space blanket. Fucking tinfoils, I swear to god.
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>>32512900
yes they know what to aim at by using a radar system at night to see blips and triangulate position in the sky using searchlights. The blip stayed stationary so they all focused on one spot. The only thing in that picture is a focused beam of light from mutliple search lights converging. google Project Palladium it will explain it.
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>>32513040

THIS JUST IN IDENTIFIED SHILL SEEN IN THIS THREAD ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED
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>>32512567
These are my favorites.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcQtVVpPxjY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5RIbOgNciY
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>>32511268
ayyy lmao
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>>32513113
so how do i created a disturbance in the electromagnetic spectrum then. Blow up a power transformer?
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>>32513221
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_QAJWYxaY8&list=UUDugrMDam0XlJctFD6rjBPA

Please watch this video and the other videos on this channel and PLEASE save everything on there. I am sure that I will die in a tragic accident for exposing this to the world. The other people who are participating in this phenomena have gotten death threats! It is no coincidence. This knowledge is volatile and has potential to CHANGE THE WORLD.
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>>32513552
ah ok so you are a troll i see. was atleast hoping for a long red herring to kill time
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>>32513221
You can attract them using a variety of methods but most of the time they appear so high in the atmosphere it is impossible to see them without red filter binoculars due to the effects of sky scattering.

If you are persistent, you WILL see anomalies.

Take a laser pointer or mirror and beam it at a certain point in the sky repeatedly and FOCUS on that spot and eventually you WILL see them with the naked eye. Your chances of seeing them are significantly higher if you use red filters because sky scattering creates a blinding effect making and object over 10,000 ft in altitude almost invisible!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNd-h8-Oymw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhSEeS6vWtM

http://www.reddit.com/r/UFOs/comments/29s1eg/holy_motherfucking_shit_i_just_tried_to_summon/
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>>32513889
You think I am joking, and I understand why it is so hard to accept this reality which contradicts everything you thought you knew about the nature of UFOs but THEY ARE HERE and ANYBODY CAN ATTRACT THEM.

If you think I am lying you should at least make an attempt! If this is fake it would be the largest UFO hoax in history that all of these people are seeing these objects which have very similar characteristics! >>32512567
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>>32512617
bottom left is Gurren Lagann spiral energy irl
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>>32514099
i think youre lying because the videos give a bunch of speculation with no proof, no personal accounts even, and science he made up while he was high it seems. Then it links to how to make a dual optic device, it tells you to buy a bunch of single camera parts, then does not say how to put them together, and its a bunch of shit that doesnt fit together at all.

its troll.
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>>32514712
that and no one says "surely someone will kill me for this knowledge" in real life except liars and conmen
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>>32511968

interesting video.

from what is understand, the tr3b core is a torus of super cooled mercury being rotated to create a singular magnetic field. It spins counter to a syncopated electrical wiring pattern outside the torus and that negates and cancels the positive gravitational attraction of the chassis/hull material to the earth.

Once 'weightless' they use the 3 plasmoidal Uranium nuclear reactors to pulse microwaves towards the earth, providing 'lift'. By turning one emitter down to a lower frequency, the t3b can 'fall' in the direction of the control emitter, allowing it to move laterally or tilt.
Objectively, i didn't think one could fly so close to another without creating a 'drag' or electrical disturbance on another, but if the microwaves are complimentary then i guess it doesn't matter. This was a test exercise of some kind, obviously not an active mission

These things are slow and so fucking dangerous if one were to crash. It's literally a fission reactor 20,000 feet in the air.
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>>32514712
You do not need to build a dual optical system to spot anomalies. They can be spotted with the naked eye without using sophisticated tools. The use of a dual optical system is only required for obtaining detailed footage.

A 12 in round mirror costs $7
A 5mw purple laser(most uv emitting) costs $10

There have been multiple people, including myself, who have verified the authenticity of these methods: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKVSuDwdDmo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_C0ISDnpcX0&feature=youtu.be


" Please DO NOT believe anything that is presented in the videos in this channel, but DO NOT believe either what the "self-righteous"(ignorant) debunkers are claiming, but at the very least have a minimum of curiosity and try to observe the sky by yourself using naked eyes or instruments observe, take notes and compare the results of your observations with what is in many YT channels or textbooks, reach your very own conclusions and see for yourself the real world. That is what I am doing."
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"The "Old" Ufology is dead.
The Old Ufology: The amorphous set of myths, personal accounts, dreams, conspiracy theories, half truth, lies, wishful thinking, fantasies. It will be impossible to make any sense from all of that for the simple reason that it is impossible to verify almost any of that independently.

The "New" Ufology have to be based on the results of direct observations. It have already been argued that dual optical systems are the best instrument for optical atmospheric surveillance/observations(Dual Optical Systems: The Best Tool for Optical Atmospheric Surveillance.). By the consistent use of dual optical systems anomalies can be observed systematically. So a great portion of this new Ufology should be the classification and search of regularities in anomalies and finding what anomalies really are.

I am aware that maybe the process of accepting the reality of anomalies will be slow. It is not easy to change from a worldview where we though that life only existed on earth and was based on carbon, to a new worldview where life exist almost everywhere, even in empty space, but that life(anomalies) is not based on carbon but in something different, "strange" to us now, but that is inevitable because anomalies are real and almost anybody can verify that, the ironic part on all of this is that as anomalies can move freely in empty space they do not need any special conditions to survive, so they will be pervasive all around the universe, but we do need special conditions to exist, so in a very precise sense we really are the "anomalies"."
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"A very simple natural reason for the existence of Ufology.

If I were to mention a simple core natural reason to the many myths and problems that abundant in the area called Ufology, and you could argue that it is at the core of its existence, I will definitely mention the sky scattering of visible light as one of the main reasons.

Because of this natural phenomenon any relatively small, semi opaque object is "invisible" to the naked eye just by being at a few thousand feet in altitude in a clear sky. Let me rephrase that statement again: in any clear sky in daylight any small object that is a few thousands feet in altitude will be invisible due to the sky scattering of visible light.

This blinding effect caused by the sky scattering of visible light makes a deep psychological impact on us, misleading us to believe than in a clear blue sky when we don't see anything looking at the sky there is nothing up there, but in reality the sky is always swarming with varied objects, anomalies one of them. It is the exact case that with microorganisms, we can't see them but they are all around us all the time.

If the sky were fully transparent and the level of light scattering were a lot smaller then we will see a lot of objects swarming the skies, anomalies will be a constant presence on that view, but because of this blinding effect almost all these objects are invisible to us, anomalies move usually at very high altitude, in rare occasions they move at lower altitudes and then in these occasions they are easily seen by people with naked or using optical instruments with limited optics as camcorders, there are many different "types" of anomalies, with many different configurations, all these rare "apparitions" have been the source of many mythologies and fantasies, many nurturing the myths of Ufology.

A full understanding of this effect caused by the sky scattering of visible light is really a big first step in starting to uncover the many unknowns in this field."
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"Anomalies are life forms.

As was posted in the video UFOs as Biological Entities(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBZqWHt74_c), we believe that anomalies are life forms because they have many characteristics that indicate "aliveness".

We are not trying to explain all the UFO phenomenon, we are trying to understand the observable facts, observable facts that can be duplicated by almost anyone.

We believe that the so called UFO phenomenon have been clouded by myths almost since its beginning in the 1940's, the only sensible way to apply the scientific method to this area is to base any conclusions on observable facts, facts that can be observed almost by anyone.

And all footage of anomalies by active observers points to that we are in the presence of a new type of life form, a life form that can move freely in empty space, that they can move freely in empty space indicates that very likely is a life form based in something else than carbon and as any life form that spread and maximize its biosphere-area that implies that this new life form should be pervasive all around our solar system and beyond very likely. "
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>>32511924
IA IA ANCHARA
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"Life is pervasive in our "local vicinity".

It was already noted by Trevor J Constable in 1957, later stated clearly by Kenneth Arnold in 1962, the coiner of the term "flying saucers", anomalies/UFOs are living beings, they populate our atmosphere and near space, multiple evidence exist supporting that, each day that evidence is mounting.

Almost anybody with just a little curiosity armed with a mirror and less than $100 in used equipment from Ebay can verify that. Watch for example this experiment:
MIRROR-FLASHING for UFOs: Surprising Results:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8SdWZojckE

But still we have organizations expending millions of dollars trying to find life in very distant places in the Universe, but they are blind to the life that exist right here in our atmosphere and near space.

One thing is sure: Dogmatism is a very costly mistake, really expensive."
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"
Kenneth Arnold the coiner of the term "Flying Saucers" in 1947 said in November 1962:

"It is my conclusion that the so-called unidentified flying objects that have been seen in our atmosphere are not spaceships from another planet at all, but are groups and masses of living organisms that are as much a part of our atmosphere and space as the life we find in the oceans. The only major difference in the space and atmospheric organisms is that they have the natural ability to change their densities at will."

"We" have been conditioned to think that the UFO are "crafts" and have occupants, etc. That is a myth.

What is called Ufology should actually be a part of Biology.

Even in "our" carbon based life forms world the manifestations, colors, forms and all its variety is really very hard to understand and make some sense out of it, mimicking is pervasive in the carbon based living beings, another common feature of anomalies: they can mimic almost anything, but that does not implies intelligence necessarily. Now if we try to imagine the "modus operandi" of a completely "alien" life form based on plasma-energy-electromagnetic traps/containers then it will be very, very hard to make any sense at first look of all its manifestations/motivations etc.
Regarding the "non-material/Para-physical" interpretations I think that that is a "primal" response to something that appears to be out of our grasp and understanding, it is a withdrawal from a scientific approach."
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"Anomalies: Plasmatic life forms are the norm, Carbon based life forms like Us are the exception.

It is becoming very clear that anomalies are astronomical in number in earth atmosphere and near space. It should be clear then that since they can move freely in empty space they will populate too at least all planets on our solar system that have atmosphere with electrical activity. It is not very far fetched to think that may be some plasmatic anomalies can survive in the sun's corona. So their number should be staggering by any standard.

Carbon based life forms like us need very special conditions to thrive, so we are at a huge disadvantage respect to anomalies.

It is ironic then that we really are the "anomalous" phenomenon, but life is pervasive almost in any place of the Universe, that changes everything."

If you still do not believe, compare and contrast the objects spotted in the channels I linked above with the footage straight off NASA servers:
http://spaceflight.nasa.gov/gallery/images/shuttle/sts-115/hires/s115e07201.jpg
http://spaceflight.nasa.gov/gallery/images/station/crew-13/hires/iss013e69634.jpg

Footage of these SAME objects caught on NASA FOOTAGE:
https://www.youtube.com/user/secretnasaman/videos
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"Anomalies "feeding" on electromagnetic pulses from a lighting storm:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8F7rFAQOWI

, the same pulsating "Sky Critters" photographed by Trevor J Constable in 1957 before any human artifact in space and they still deny their existence, amazing ..."
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>>32511924
Sauron is behind lizard people?
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"the use of mirrors to "interact" with anomalies is very effective:

The outstanding results of YT user "D PRoZT": https://www.youtube.com/user/prozt/videos, in particular this one: Proyecto UFO OVNI INFRARED CHILE showing one of the rare cases where anomalies are below the observer level, by using mirror reflections to interact with anomalies is really amazing, it is another independent confirmation of the authenticity and reality of anomalies and the many video recording done by many people for years. I am sure that this will be multiplied, it is just a matter of time.

When mirrors are used to send reflections to anomalies several goals are met:

- There is an unequivocal indication to anomalies that they are being observed.

- By sending "intelligent" sequence of mirror reflections, like prime numbers for example, we are sending another message too: We are implicitly saying that we are "intelligent" and that the intended recipient is considered to be "intelligent"."
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>>32512067
>this shit
>Taken seriously
You know the guy who wrote this drew alot of the ideas from that south park episode with the space jews and the earth reality show?
Like, you're LITERALLY taking a joke seriously
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>>32512067
>no mantis beings

shit chart
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>>32515101
Yes, im more willing to spend 20$ vs 100+ with no tutorial. Ill give it a shot thank you. hoax or not atleast i can afford to kill time trying it.
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>>32511549
Can confirm - that happened at least a dozen times when I was deployed to Iraq - probably more when people actually fear an enemy that can harm them.
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My parents saw this thing during the Belgian UFO wave
It flew completely silently and very low

but this is >>>/x/ material
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>>32515031
how and where did you get this information
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" The best possible evidence that you can get is the one that you saw with your own eyes or registered with your own instruments.

Nobody is stopping you from getting that kind of evidence.

If you are one of the very selected and rare few that can take notice of details and believe in your own conclusions without "parental control", in other words if you really are an independent thinker, then you should do active observations, you will learn things that no University in the world will ever teach you."


>>32516321
Thank you. You must be persistent but eventually you WILL see them. When you do, you MUST share them with the world. This truth is revolutionary and as a species we cannot afford to suppress it much longer!

also see: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mI8dqZnpnz0
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>>32515101
wait, how does the laser work with the mirror. I feel like this is a 3 seashells thing.
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>>>/x/
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>>32516462
Oh and it didn't have a central light, only the corner ones.
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>>32516537
Mirror is used during daytime, shine it repeatedly in an open patch of sky. I have posted 3 videos by different people who have proven this method is effective.

Laser is used at night, and should be used much the same way. This method has also been independently verified by multiple people:
http://www.reddit.com/r/UFOs/comments/29s1eg/holy_motherfucking_shit_i_just_tried_to_summon/

You can use "intelligent control" of the signalling, by flashing prime numbers. It is not required, but from my personal experience it has been effective.
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>holy shit old paintings/statues of people with alien eyes
>surely no other life forms would have eyes like that so it must have been visited by aliens
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>>32516490

from ur mum
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>>32517166
What a shitty shop
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>>32516755
I see, i just ordered a 10000mW high intensity violent laser pointer from a chinese friend for cheap. looking forward to trying it out.
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>>32517071
>grass hoppers confirmed for inter-dimensional beings
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>>32511199

And you came to hear about it how might I ask?
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>>32517071
giant grasshoppers?
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>>32517237

Could it be that you are upset?
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>>32517284
smoke dmt sometime, you will meet cosmic insects. 100% real. You will think twice about squashing a bug upon your return to this dimension.
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>>32515031
>These things are slow
source on this
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>>32517374
Also the wasp beings in this place WILL fuck you up. Be warned.
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>>32517374

Fuck bugs nigga.
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ayy lmao
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>>32512617
"Swamp gas" sure looks a lot like [spoiler]Photoshop.[/spoiler]
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>>32517607
Yes because photoshop existed in the 1950 and was witnessed by hundreds of people
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>>32511718
IT'S HAPPENING
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>>32517374
send me dmt
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>>32517284

>Grass Hoppers
>Not Dimension Hoppers

I'm an expert on this stuff, actually. I spent years studying hoppers in a lab as a grad student. It's dangerous for me to tell everyone about this, but what we discovered was, apparently, an open secret in the science community.

Hoppers have special bands of plasma that act as muscles inside their powerful legs. When they jump regularly, they basically just tap their "toes" which activates the plasma, forcing their legs to twitch a bit. When they really do a full bodied jump, it activates a complex sequence of mechanisms which activates a miniature black hole in their thorax, which, in turn, creates a singularity that defies all known models of physics. We have found hoppers from the past, the future, even "ghost" hoppers.

The most terrifying moment in my life is when I accidently crushed a hopper when I was exhausted one evening with a coffee cup, only to have the same hopper appear on my shoulder. When I glanced back at coffee cup and lifted it, nothing was there. I'd marked the hopper with some yellow paint, and sure enough, it was on its thorax, only half painted-it'd time hopped from midway when I was painting it, and I found my memory had also been affected.
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>>32517804
make some on your own. Its very easy and there are tutorials all over the net.
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>>32517274
You must be careful with shining high powered lasers at the sky, it is a federal crime so I advise you only do it in a rural area or very late at night-early morning.
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mfw this thread
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>>32517274
but at least now you know why the federal government doesn't want you doing it :^)
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>>32517867

That's bullshit, but I believe it.
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I dreamt a space ship came to Earth last night.

The interior was really a let down, all Earthlings had to hang their possessions on pegs like school locker rooms.
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>>32511446
>Alien race that can cross interstellar distances
>Has to employ divide and conquer
>implying they couldn't just wipe us out with a disease
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>>32517274
>high intensity violent laser
i'm curious now
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>>32518469
>hasn't played X-Com Apocalpse
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>>32518476
Read the thread and you will learn 100% proven methods of attracting UFOs.
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>>32518469
>doesn't know cosmic law
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>>32518415
You know making something like this up confirms you for being a complete psychotic, right?
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>attract UFO with laser pointer
>one comes down and lands on roof of my apt building
>alien gets out
>telepathically communicates to me that they want to meet our leader

what do i do, /pol/?
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>>32513113
Why would the government cover this up if it were true? Why the fuck would all the governments and scientists of earth cover up floating space jellies.
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>>32518890
where did he say there was any cover-up?
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>>32511199
Because it scares people. Its easier to ridicule and easiest to ignore.
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>>32518671
What is there an Alien UN? Are they just as incompetent as ours? Will they get mad at the space jews for wiping us out.
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>>32518846
Bring it to /pol/ obviously.
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>>32518989
If there isn't a cover up why did he say he could be killed because of it? If this was real why wouldn't any body report this to real scientist or space agencies.
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>>32518846

Spread em'.
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>>32511577
I don't know why but this made me cry laughing.
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>>32512567

Let's try to find some more reasonable explanations for this phenomenon instead of immediately concluding that it HAS to be clouds of tiny aliens or something.
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>>32518890
The day any governmental or academic organization publicly confirms the existence of this phenomena, there will be chaos on the streets. The government is aware that it cannot be suppressed forever, and that is why I and everyone else participating has not been silenced. There are organizations who have made it their active goal to suppress this information, and the other people (whos channel I have linked) have gotten serious death threats.
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>>32519234
>/pol/ convinces Aliens to kill all blacks, asians, native americans, mestizos, etc...
>whites inherit the Earth
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>>32519279
oh did he say that, my bad
yeah instant retard
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>>32516496

Nigger fuck off you think I care about a bunch of weird floating plasma shit?

If I can't put my dick in it I don't care about it
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>>32517874
i saved a few of the how to's but it didnt sound easy, if you say so though ill order the bark and try one out.
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>>32516264
>You know the guy who wrote this drew alot of the ideas from that south park episode

You seem to know a lot about it.

Seems odd that somebody who thinks this is all bullshit would be so well versed in it.
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>>32518323
i never even knew it was illegal im still gonna do it idgaf. let them come get me atleast i can guarantee if its legit ill make it an interesting news day.
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>>32519379
Why would all hell break loose because people knew there were ET's in the sky? I could understand the religous community being concerned. I could understand people being apprehensive about the situation. I don't think people wpuld ober throw their governments because of it
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>>32518580
yeah but technically that alien race was employing eugenics. wiping us out was a side effect.
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>>32519481
He probably researched its orgigins to see if it had any credibility
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>>32519323
They have certain characteristics which suggest they are intelligent biological creatures. They can "morph" into various shapes, recognizable to humans, at will.

Please watch this playlist:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLbzV9MUgJjV89bbYGq1C0raDl5XmpZcu6
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>>32517274

I kek'd because lasers are illegal in australia and I'm australian
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>>32519533
if they're in the sky are they even technically ETs?
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>>32519459
as long as you can follow simple directions and have a day off where you can sit around while its processing it is very easy. I heard the easiest ones can be found at erowid.
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>>32519708
They have been spotted on the moon and in near-earth orbit countless times on NASA footage:

https://www.youtube.com/user/secretnasaman/videos
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>>32519708
Well from my understanding of the guys ramblings is that they are organic constructs that can travel through space and in the atmosphere
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>>32519790
kek
>that much speculation
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>>32519533

Fuck you if space jelly was real I'd fuck shit up

Why would I listen to obongo the nigger when I can listen to space jelly?
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>>32519614

Of course, of course!

Sure thing!

I agree with you!
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>>32519833
All of the theories presented by Jeremy Thomas have been based off of real, physical evidence. No anecdotal evidence has even been considered.

If you read the discussions on his channel you will notice the high standards of objectivity he holds himself to:
https://www.youtube.com/miamiufo
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>>32519969
So if they want to keep this a secret why don't they kill Jeremy Thomas or frame him for a crime and jail him? Why don't they remove your videos from the internet? Or are they just counting on your stoey on being to silly for anyone to believe.
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I like posting this

Watch this:
http://youtu.be/ONZcjs1Pjmk?t=1m30s

Then watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3E-v1teuFY8
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>>32519667
>lasers are illegal in australia
I somehow doubt that.
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This just in!

Plane shot down by transforming mecha
UN Spacy confirmed for shoot down
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>>32520088

No ones going to believe blobs of alien semen are floating around

And watching the videos what the fuck can these things even do? If these things have been floating around forever they sure as fuck haven't done anything.
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>>32519651

>They can "morph" into various shapes, recognizable to humans

So can ordinary clouds. For the record I'm not saying it's just clouds, just pointing out that humans like to perceive familiar forms and patterns even when there aren't any. And in each of those videos the human recognizable shapes are all very arbitrary.

>at will.

Sounds like a bit of an assumption to me. This is definitely a very strange phenomenon, probably not explainable by our current knowledge, but I think I'll hold off on drawing any conclusions until actual scientists can investigate this.
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>>32520185
They made them illegal because people were pointing them at planes/helicopters I assume
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>>32519969
what are the key explanations put forward by the science community for the observations?
are both sides listening to one another?

railing against the whole community never works but then this topic is so toxic it's almost impossible to get anyone to carry out good experiments let alone trying to validate it via journals

i noticed it's quite easy to get them into a loop over it
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>>32520088
They understand that the information cannot be suppressed for much longer. The public will find out sooner or later, and instead of presenting any "official disclosure", allowing the public to find out on the own will minimize the damage. That is my theory at least. It really is a mystery to me to why I or anyone else involved haven't been silenced.

>>32520229
If you look at the evidence it is beyond evident that the objects in question are not clouds. The videos show them clearly changing their topology. In one instance a deltoid object slowly "morphs" into a bird. There are several instances of them morphing into balloons and vice versa.
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If any beings that do not belong to our current space-time race are somehow able to know the contents of this message, please understand that the vast majority of current humanity would like to enter contact with you, despite what our leaders may have said, or you may have picked up from other forms of media.

Please help us.
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>>32520428

Whenever you're ready.
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Jacques F. Vallee

Dr. Jacques Vallee suggested that "there is a spiritual component...the UFO phenomenon is controlled by a nonhuman sort of consciousness". But he also proposed the possibility that "the UFO phenomenon could even be material photoplasmic projections of the collective unconscious of the human family". But the bottom line is we still do not know.

- Confrontations - A Scientist’s Search for Alien Contact - by JF. Vallee
http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/archivos_pdf/confront_vallee.pdf

- Dimensions - A Casebook of Alien Contact - by JF. Vallee
http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/archivos_pdf/dimensions_casebookalien.pdf

- Messengers of Deception - by Jacques Vallee
http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/archivos_pdf/messengers-deception.pdf

- Passport to Magonia - On UFOs, Folklore and Parallel Worlds - by JF. Vallee
http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/archivos_pdf/passportmagonia.pdf

- Revelations - Alien Contact and Human Deception - by JF. Vallee
http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/archivos_pdf/revelations_vallee.pdf

- UFOs - The Psychic Solution - by Jacques Vallee
http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/archivos_pdf/ufo-psychicsolution.pdf
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>>32512617

Those are OBVIOUSLY weather balloons.
>fucking plebs
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>>32520373
The scientific community fails to acknowledge the existence of this phenomena, even though it has been independently verified by many people (including myself). There is no "official explanation" and nor will there ever be until enough independent evidence is collected to "force the hand" of academia to acknowledge that it exists.

The whole UFOlogy field have been poisoned by disinformation thanks to the media has skewed people's perception so badly that will take many years to undo the damage.
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>>32511481
the flying nacho
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>>32520315
You realise lasers are a must have for any laboratory that isn't in a school?
Barcode scanners use lasers.
Lasers are often used in medical procedures.
Lasers are used in manufacturing.

If lasers were illegal in Australia, you'd be about 20 years behind the rest of us.

>inb4 some retard comes along and says hurr yes we/they are hahahaahaha
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"ALIENS" ARE INTER-DIMENSIONAL ENTITIES AKA DEMONS AND FALLEN ANGELS.

http://pastebin.com/03jDXns2

The Omega Conspiracy Dr. I D E Thomas
http://www.scribd.com/doc/112899052/The-Omega-Conspiracy-Dr-I-D-E-Thomas

The Alien Agenda and the NWO
http://youtu.be/X2ZvE40HilE

I.D.E. Thomas: The First To Expose The "Alien" Strong Delusion
http://youtu.be/H1_BmEJ39DM

Jacques Vallee - Messengers of Deception
http://www.scribd.com/doc/33478326/Jacques-Vallee-Messengers-of-Deception
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>>32520428
You're making us look stupid. Also Aliens can stay out of our business. We'll make contact with them when we are conquering the stars.
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>>32519395
>aliens
>killing the children of viracocha/quetzl
coatl
>ever
expect the ET to be some beaner. Landing in Teotihuacan
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>>32520720
I was refereing to the little hand held ones. I know they passed laws to make it illegal to point them at vehicles.
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>>32517537

Like in avatar aang. weird.
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>>32520418

>If you look at the evidence it is beyond evident that the objects in question are not clouds.

Uh yeah? Hence why I stated quite clearly: "For the record I'm not saying it's just clouds." I was just using that as an example of how humans naturally perceive recognizable forms and patterns wherever they can. Pretty obvious to anyone with eyeballs that it's not clouds. But I'm still not ready to buy into the "aliens" explanation either, especially since a lot of these morphs are fleeting and pointlessly random. I'll file this away in the "unexplained" category until reputable scientists decide to investigate (spoiler alert: it very likely won't happen because scientists unfortunately don't like investigating anything that has "paranormal" attached to it).
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>>32519323
>https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLbzV9MUgJjV89bbYGq1C0raDl5XmpZcu6
Could be some type of entity that responds to it, may not even be alien, or sentient, but living. who knows.
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>>32520554

>But he also proposed the possibility that "the UFO phenomenon could even be material photoplasmic projections of the collective unconscious of the human family
>collective unconscious

I really hope this isn't a bastardization of Carl Jung's original research of the collective unconscious, in which he concluded that personal experiences are collected and organized in very similar ways from person to person based on inherited species-specific genetics. Sadly I suspect that this is exactly what's happening here.
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>>32521308

Could be. That's up to scientists to determine. The single biggest problem I have with the "aliens" explanation is that we've never even had a confirmed alien sighting. We've never had a case where an alien was observed and there was very little room for doubt. So to conclude that it MUST be something that we haven't even confirmed the existence of yet is more than a bit foolish IMO.
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>>32520185

“It is an offence in NSW to possess any laser pointer in
public without a reasonable excuse. The maximum penalty
for possession of any kind of laser pointer in a public place
without reasonable excuse is 2 years imprisonment or a
$5500 fine, or both.
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>>32521508
laser pointer =! laser
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>>32518764
heh ! you think I made that up ? My dreams are crazy shit every night, that's nothing.
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>>32520229
>forms and patterns where there arent any

nigger theres patterns everywhere in life people just dont like to admit it.
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>>32520720
im sure theyre illegal in the way that if you have one out in public and youre not doing a job with it you can be harrassed by a cop if they feel inclined.
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>>32521493
>That's up to scientists to determine
thats just it. i've witnessed this thing and still no one believes me. am i insane? why has no millionaire scientist tried this shit yet. why dont people know. why do institutions go to such lengths to discredit it.
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>>32521825

>nigger theres patterns everywhere in life

Oh absolutely. Then there are "patterns" which people claim to see that don't actually exist.

pic related, it's the famous "face on mars" which turned out to be an ordinary mountain
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>>32511776

Shooting down a UFO isn't with a pistol isn't normal, but with 10mm it is.
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>>32522079

>why has no millionaire scientist tried this shit yet. why dont people know. why do institutions go to such lengths to discredit it.

Because scientists aren't fond of sullying their names by investigating paranormal phenomena. They'd rather just dismiss the phenomena outright so they can stay at the cool kids table.
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>>32522122
that, to me, is not a pattern. I guess we dont mean the same things.
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>>32520554
>>32520739

Between you and the fucking space jelly fag I don't know what to fucking believe anymore

One minute there's demons from different dimensions pretending to be aliens and then there's fucking space jelly floating around doing fucking nothing but harassing some faggot with a mirror

But I suppose when dealing with aliens the idea a species would evolve just like us build a big metal ship just like us and fly around space using fuel just like us looking for other planets just like us is just as stupid

Maybe space jelly and evil inter-dimensional demons pretending to be aliens do exist and finding aliens like us is so fucking impossible that we have to stop looking for them and just focus on what we've already found

Flying fucking space semen and demonic niggers from another dimension
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>>32522245
you mean if you were one of them, and heard about this, you wouldnt just be like "oh a dual optic viewer? sure ill put that together lets try this out whatever."

its not like the world has to know you did it.
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>>32522325
personally i think the "ufo's" are a type of energy. its summoned by patterns and electromagnetic interference right. everything saying flashing in prime numbers gets the best result, so what if its a form of energy that reads that as some kind of command. and i dont know what real life is any more
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You know what, I've got a strong hand laser my father used when he was in the military when they tried to communicate among ships.
Note it's a laser, mountable and not just a flashlight but an actual LASER. No idea how strong it is or if it works but I'll drive with it now to a place nearby that is secluded enough not to be bothered by city lights or dirt in the air and post when I get there.
See you around, /pol/ and visitors from /x/.
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>>32522436

As long as something I can stick my dick into and ejaculate in is the result of all this fucking tinfoil shit then I don't fucking care

But seriously space jelly and demons? Shits crazy man what the fuck is anything anymore.
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>>32522482
if you get any results just make a new thread with the same image op used
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>>32522254

>not a pattern

This is a photo of the same formation.
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>>32522561
i dont know about space jelly, but the fact that you need UV interference to see them and they never come too close means its probably not exactly tangible, so id assume energy based entity
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>>32522482
Also, and I'll be using this trip to confirm my identity.

Plugged in the laser, definitely fucking works - almost blinded me and managed to make my garage door hot as hell when I pointed at it for a few seconds.
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>>32522695
i could make shapes out of it like a cloud yes, but theres plenty of actual patterns out there in daily life. whether it be in behavior, history vs present, or in nature.
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>>32515031

Well that would explain why people who saw one got burnings like a sunburn.
The guys from rendeesham forest said the thing was slow and left strong radiation traces which could be measured for weeks after the incident.

Fuck these shits, what i am interested in is the thingies that can fly a right angle at mach4 without having to fly a curve, seems like they negated inertia.
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>>32522725
what the fuck why do you have the laser from congo.
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>>32522332

The world absolutely has to know if we want to encourage a widespread understanding of the way the world works. If Darwin never told anyone his theories then we'd be way behind where we are now in the field of evolutionary biology, for instance. "Telling everyone" is kind of a necessary component of scientific inquiry, in fact that's how the peer review process is invoked. Or, as with this phenomenon and all others like it, it's a necessary component for having yourself instantly labeled a quack by your peers.
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>>32522598
Will do. Packed up with some food and the laser. See ya guys in a couple of minutes.
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>>32511199
It's not nighttime in Ukraine
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>>32522856

>but theres plenty of actual patterns out there in daily life. whether it be in behavior, history vs present, or in nature.

I never disagreed with you on that. But it's still important to differentiate between actual patterns and perceived ones.
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>>32522930
I thought it'd be a good idea to put the laser close to the wall when plugging it in to lesser the spread of light. Turns out it was a good idea since it almost blinded me as it is and would probably even burn my hand if I left it turned on and pointed at the door knob.
Last post for now, see ya
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>>32522436
There is an unknown psychological element which triggers the appearance of the anomalies. I didn't mention it before because it makes this whole phenomena 10 times harder to accept. Of all the channels I had identified who are uploading footage of similar objects on a regular basis, only a few of them are using concrete methods to attract them. The other people are "summoning" them with their mind. The use of mirrors and lasers itself is now what attracts them, it is the directed conscious energy. The very act of "seeking" them is what attracts them, and the mirror and lasers act only as a guide.
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>>32522905
Look up "Searl Engine," "Magnetic Energy Converter," and "Electrogravatics."
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>>32523147
if thats true i should get one once i get my laser. ill keep it in mind, i definitely want it to be real.
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>>32511374
What the fuck? No it isn't. Are you retarded?
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>>32523213
>Electrogravatics
I see, so they argue the same line of tech used to power this can provide free continuous energy as well?

That explains all the up in arms crazies.
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>>32523246
It is more "real" than you want it to be. The anomalies are more aware of your intent than you are.
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>>32523460
so what type of intent do they respond to? theyll know if you mean well?
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>>32511199
ayy lmao
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>>32523545
Yes, you must mentally "invite" them. This video is what many of the "summoners" have used and gotten good results with:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pphUoZ1L1Gg

It sounds impossible, but when interacting with an extraterrestrial intelligence, anything is possible. Good luck. Please share your results with the world.
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>>32523606
>ayy lmao

Why am I seeing this everywhere?
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>>32523213
Will do so, anonbro
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>>32521050
>befriend a scientist
>invite him to a trip in the woods
>take a laser
>play with it while you are stargazing or some shit
>alium plasma cloud ufo thingies appear
>we science now
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>>32518469
>Implying any alien would even neccesarily be sentient/biological/intelligent/aware that we are biological beings capable of catching-spreading diseases/aware of diseases.
Ur fukn dumb cunt
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>>32523796
it's teh new fenneh maymay
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>>32523796
meme regarding aliens
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>>32522325
>Flying fucking space semen and demonic niggers from another dimension

You monster, my sides left me!
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>>32523796

oaml yya
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>>32521313
>Carl Jung's
This isn't about psychology (even if the deception of the entities towards us is psychological in nature), the entities are from another dimension and somehow related to psychic phenomena like telepathy and mind control.

>>32522325
it is simple, the entities are demons pretending to be "alien brothers from another planet" it is part of their deception. this happened before the flood. their ships are partially physical and partially energy. they can "phase" into our dimension, then vanish into thin air just like that.

>Flying fucking space semen and demonic niggers from another dimension
you are probably right, they are demonic in nature and conduct all of their operations at night
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>>32523913

You forgot the final step:

>that scientist is shunned and labeled a quack by all of his peers
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>>32523213
Ok, looked it up, not sure what to think about it..
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>>32519234
I dont wanna meet that giant grasshopper
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>>32518298
>the illuminati released this video just the day before to discredit conspiracytards that bring this up

holy fucking shit
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I'm here. Posting with my laptop over 3G. The speed is brutally slow.
I've brought a portable generator with me that should be enough to power it until I'm outta fuel so around a hour or so from my experience.
I don't plan on being here for long since there's been reports of wild foxes and shit killing hens around recently and I don't want to be branded as a creep or a thief in the night by someone...
The sky is clear and dark enough for me to see the Milky Way but I can't see anything on my phone's camera even though it's got 13MP so I doubt it'll be useful if anything happens at all, but I'll keep posting.
I'm plugging it in, start the count.
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>>32524126

If this isn't about psychology then don't use terms like "collective unconscious" that have established definitions strictly in the context of psychology.
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>>32524161
>scientist invites his scientist friends
>"accidentally" shows them this thing
>they too make such trips with others
>fuckton of scientists saw these things
>they can't deny it
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>>32523545

Dude fuck off that shit was totally a fucking balloon
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>>32515031
You dampen my panties
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>>32523795
so i justw ent outside and did this. they were everywhere, like, hundreds if not thousands in the area i was looking, all small dots moving slowly around each other. I thought my eyes were fucking with me but no where else in the sky did i see them only where i was looking originally. i dont know what just happened.
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>>32524746
Tape it
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>>32524298
You should write us something in every 3-5 mins, so we know that you haven't been kidnapped by plasma based space semen.

And maybe start a new thread.
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>>32524807
yeah im gonna go try again with my phone, still feel like it was just my eyes maybe i dont know
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>>32511374
Are you retarded? This is the classic tactic the americans/jews (same thing) use to get involved officially in a war when all this time they were in unofficially which makes things difficult for them.

Remember, lying is what americans can do best.
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>>32524746
They are pervasive throughout our atmosphere. At any given time there are thousands watching you.

Please try to capture it on film.
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>>32524496

Or, alternatively and far more likely, they call their friend crazy and have him committed to a padded room in the middle of Siberia.
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>>32524746
just came to discuss alien stuff, aaaaaand we're roleplaying
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>>32524838
>>32524298

Yeah make a fucking thread on /x/ or some shit

That board is slow as fuck I'll go to sleep wake up and your thread will still be on the front page
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>>32524923
>>32525011

What is happening here is more real than you could ever imagine. Try the techniques that have been described in this thread and I guarantee your life will not be the same.
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>>32524923

You think that's bad

I came here to read about the fucking plane that crashed now I'm watching videos about space semen and fucking niggers from another dimension
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>>32524904
No, he should just play with a laser while they are sitting around a campfire or something. He wouldn't invite them to watch space semen, it would just happen.
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>>32525070
bullshit. just communicate with us in one of the many easy ways we humans communicate.

if they exist and hide their presence, that itself is a form of communication and interference into our lives/freewill
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>>32525070
Ffs i want to do this But i dont have a laser since its night atm, i want to believe
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>>32524838
Alright, here's an update.
Drove here pretty fast since there's usually no one on the road here in the summer.
I'm still alive and sound.
My heart rate's up a little, ~90bpm.
No wind, everything's pretty quiet.
Closest light source, other than this screen, is around three or four kilometers south, down the hill.

Looking at the sky, I'm shining it at the same spot this whole time, nothing's happening.
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>>32525158
assuming they think and ration in the same way that you and i do. just go try it
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>>32525220
see https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pphUoZ1L1Gg

if you have not already.
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Can somebody give me the original ayy lmao alien picture with the tiny one laying on the floor with his soul leaving his body?

Can't fucking find it anywhere.
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>>32525098
>/x/ visits /pol/
>we transform their anomalies and inter dimensional begins into space semen and niggers from another dimension

I like it.
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>>32525220
get your feels into it. concentrate on a spot in the sky. want it to happen. flash the laser in a rhythmic pattern
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>>32512989
Nah, it's caused by electronic plasma fluctuations
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>>32525220
I've watched most of the videos, and read that leddit fags thing, and I think you should try to move the laser in some pattern. They react to prime numbers or some shit.
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>>32525220
>My heart rate's up a little, ~90bpm.

I'm amazed you not only drove into the middle of fucking nowhere with some high powered laser but you also took your fucking heart rate

Try the prime numbers thing too
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>>32525267
looks like a balloon
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>>32525098
Been there, done that. The music creeps me out and i always get in a general dilemma between emancipating from religion and asking god for protection from interdimensional niggers..
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>>32525267
I'm a very open-minded person, but that seems stupid even to me, like watching a kid pretending to shoot a "kamehameha" with his palms or something.
Alright, for the sake of science, I'll let this run for a minute longer and then I'll try that.

>>32525424
I'm sick of these conspiracies and /x/ bullshit and creepypasta so I'm doing this all to prove once and for all that there's no such a fucking thing like aliens and for that I need to collect as much data as I can. I merely wish I ha a better laptop or more battery on my phone to record this other than in text. I'd use my phone but as you know I'm in the middle of fucking nowhere and I might just need it in case I get stuck doing bullshit like this.
If anything happens OR DOESN'T, I'll be the living witness.
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>>32513900
>http://www.reddit.com/r/UFOs/comments/29s1eg/holy_motherfucking_shit_i_just_tried_to_summon/

It's just so fake it hurts
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>>32525696
>>32525752
aliums are only real if you believe in them enough
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>>32525583
It is very common in debunking arguments to use similarity to imply identity and that is logically wrong. Two identical objects are similar but two similar objects are not necessarily identical.

If you really look into the evidence you will notice that some of them do "look like balloons" but balloons cannot completely change their topology in such a way, and balloons do not hover in place before shooting off at supersonic speed.

>>32525752
I am sorry it did not work first try for you. If you are persistent, you WILL see them. I didn't see them for my first couple of tries, and I don't see them every time. Keep at it and you WILL see them.
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>>32511199
nice filename
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/pol/ what are you listening to as you watch this shit go down?

80's jams for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djV11Xbc914
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>>32525958

Fuck I'm high....
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Aside from Jeremy Thomas, these are the other channels of people who are attracting them and uploading footage on a regular basis. Look through them and you will notice the similarity in structure of the objects.

Adrian Calderon - https://www.youtube.com/user/adrian71624/videos
317 videos of anomalies

U.F.O.Lou - https://www.youtube.com/user/Lou20764/videos
308 videos of anomalies

Christian Soldano - https://www.youtube.com/user/cristiansoldano/videos
176 videos of anomalies

Antonio Urzi Simona Sibilla - https://www.youtube.com/user/MrAntonioUrzi/videos
150 videos of anomalies

cotus99 - https://www.youtube.com/user/cotus99/videos
99 videos of anomalies

Jonathan Castro - https://www.youtube.com/user/UFOjonathancastro/videos
43 videos of anomalies

Gabriela Decall - https://www.youtube.com/user/GabyDecall/videos
30 videos of anomalies

Fausto Perez - https://www.youtube.com/user/Liro51/videos
20 videos of anomalies

infamousfanclub - https://www.youtube.com/user/infamousfanclub/videos
14 videos of anomalies

Francis Hudson - https://www.youtube.com/user/UFOsummoner/videos
11 videos of anomalies

Ronald D - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_Mgdq5ddtx8ROsZXFyna4g/videos
7 videos of anomalies
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>>32525958
Random things from Hayley Westenra. Not the most heterosexual male thing ever, but it takes away my mind to a far away place.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gl8ylw4INo
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>>32525860
>>32525900
I am usually VERY open-minded since I've got a good college degree and don't believe in any boundaries except those defined by laws of modern physics.
I want to believe they exist because how both fucking terrifying and awesome would that be?
Alright, I tried with the "telekinetic" or thinking "Come, Please" thing in all languages I know in, focused and trying so hard I actually believed for a while...and nothing much really happened.
The laser is still pointing at the same spot, the housing's getting really hot since the laser was not really designed to run this long in the fucking summer so I'm turning it off for a couple of seconds just to be sure.
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>>32525958
why the file was delete
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>>32526328

>The laser is still pointing at the same spot

>>32525299
>>32525402
>>32525424
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>>32526021

Look up Dr. Steven Greer/Disclosure Project/Sirius Disclosure. He has about 400 documented initiated encounters with ET at siriusdisclosure.com, and he has briefed Clinton administration about it in the 90s and the Obama administration, specifically regarding free energy techolnogy using ESP/quantum physics/wormholes that the ET's use
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>>32526328
Understand that it does not happen first try for everyone. We are dealing with an extraterrestrial intelligence which evidence has suggested has a VERY high level of awareness. At any given time there can be hundreds or thousands watching you, what triggers them to "appear" is a mystery. If they don't appear within the first hour, give up and try tomorrow. Keep trying until you see them. It WILL happen, it has happened for many people.
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>>32524326
>collective unconscious
seems you cannot read. there is nothing about collective unconscious or any psychobabble other than the method to deceive mankind because for them this is a psy-ops to manipulate people. re-read it again.
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>>32515675
So what is the 'official' explanation for these anomalies when you do the mirror thing?
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>>32526432
alright, going to carefully move it in a triangle pattern first in a few seconds for as long as I can with my hands, the housing is pretty heavy...and then just shake it all around the spot.
>>32525402
I've seen that post too, I'm pretty skeptic about its legitimacy because a smart alien wouldn't just show up in the middle of a populated area knowing its presence and sighting could cause mass hysteria in all of the hosting civilization, that's just stupid or a product of paranoia on the author's part.
I don't know what they actually mean with prime numbers, but I'll try turning it off and on in prime number time deltas as soon as I try with the triangle form.
Meaning turning it on@2 seconds, off@3, on@5, etc...
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>>32526909
Yes, but if these are some weird plasma animals, then they don't have to be more intelligent than an amoeba. Or maybe they are as smart as a dog.
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>>32526689
Okay, now I'm calling bullshit.
An observable fact is observable by everyone.
I've seen some incredible, magical shit that actually had scientific background to it so I can easily make myself believe whatever the fuck I want for the time being and believe in it like there's no tomorrow, but if it won't happen and I'm doing this right, it won't and that's a fact.
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>>32526821
There is no official explanation, there are just theories. My personal theory is that the anomalies can sense that you are seeking them and in some cases choose to appear. The mirror and laser are one way of expressing your intent.

>>32527145
Yes, this phenomena can be observed by anyone, they physically exist and can be detected by instruments. What triggers them to appear is still unknown. I have talked to other "summoners" as well and they confirm that they do not appear every single time. I do not rely on the words of others to back this up, as I have witnessed it first-hand.
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>>32513213
im in vegas and see shit like this all the fucken time.

The sheeple locals dont think twice to think that its just a jet, since there is so much air traffic from McCarran and Nellis.

Oh yeah....need to make this /pol/ related so

JEWS
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>>32513900
>Take a laser pointer or mirror and beam it at a certain point in the sky
You know that shit can get you into heaps of trouble but I'm sure you knew that right?
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>>32512617

bottom right is a space blanket floating away from the picture taker
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>>32511199

That's a TR series... possibly a 3. I've only seen one pic of
>pic related

shhh.... classified and shit ... as in, yes the companies who build it will admit to building the parts for them but will not say that they have them operational or who has one....
>Top Kekret
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Guys, not sure about this...
I went with the prime numbers off/on combo first, thinking if it's intelligent then at least it should be able to recognize prime numbers, right?
It did nothing, perhaps I'm doing it wrong.
I then tried moving it in the triangle form and I could swear I saw a couple of stars "blink" faster a couple of times near the place where I was pointing it at. It could just be my imagination or looking into the same spot for too long...for the sake of accuracy, I'll do it again, hold on until I cool this thing off.
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>>32527822
Might as well speak about pic related. Although it's not aliums.
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>>32527740
Don't do it in a place where people will see you, and don't shine it on aircraft like a dumbass, and you won't get caught.

>pro tip: there's a reason they don't want you shining lasers in the sky and it's not because it causes aircraft to crash
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>>32527822
>>32511715
>mfw when the Breakaway Civilization already operates spaceships in our solar system
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>>32527964

Whats this?
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>>32527988
..so than whats the reason?
Does it summon inter-dimensional demonic aliens?
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>>32528324
Good question. If you multiply those numbers next to the countries by 20 000, then you get their population. So maybe it's a system which sorts the citizens into one of the 4 categories at the bottom, depending on their loyalty.
Or maybe it's a computer system which have to do something with nuclear warfare.

But one thing is sure: this picture is periodically wiped from the internet, so download it just for fun.
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>>32527950
Hey Shig, you still there? Have you communicated with space semen?
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>>32528698

>their loyalty

Seems kinda ambiguious... RFID chip related?
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>>32515933
>http://spaceflight.nasa.gov/gallery/images/shuttle/sts-115/hires/s115e07201.jpg
an "angel"
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>>32528981
I don't have any idea what are you speaking about. I just saved it for 3spooky5me threads, like this one.
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Shig is kill :s
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>>32523796
new meme for aliums
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>>32525278
this one?
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>>32529576
First one that made me chuckle
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YES YES YES A THOUSAND TIMES YES
HOLY FUCK YES!
Where the hell do I begin!? Holy shit I'm so excited I'm crying!
Okay, so, I tried moving it in a triangle movement and what seemed to me like a dot or thread from the laser on the sky and the cloud I was aiming it at STAYED THERE WHEN I TURNED IT OFF
IT'S PROBABLY STILL THERE EVEN NOW!
I tried aiming with the laser near it and it practically disappeared to my eyes because I was partially blinded by the escaping laser light under my feet, BUT IT WAS THERE THIS WHOLE TIME!
Considering the small clouds are about 2km (6,500 ft for you guys in the US), the size of that...let's call it an UFO, is relatively small,very hard to measure by eye at that distance, but holy shit it's fast!
It moves wherever I aim with the laser pretty quick around it and seems to hover around a targeted cloud when I steadily aim at it!
When I turned off the laser, it would either "melt" with the stars or stay in place if I aimed at a cloud!
I only noticed it when I went to take a bite and flipped the switch off WHILE looking at the passing cloud!

I felt so afraid and confused I fucking dropped my sandwich, picked my stuff and drove quickly back home, almost hitting a van on the way.

GUYS, WE'RE ON TO SOMETHING HERE!
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>>32530187
do you have a camera?
>>
Holy shit this is big! BIG!
/x/ WAS RIGHT, YOU WERE RIGHT!
OH MY GOD
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>>32511199
ayy lmao
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>>32530311
So, do you want to rename it, or we'll use space semen from now on?
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>>32529576

TYBA
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>>32530311
Pics or gtfo.
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>>32529576

Without the "damn man"
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>>32530305
I only have a Cubot GT99 with a lousy 8MP camera. I tried taking a picture, but I couldn't see shit with it, merely with my OWN FUCKING EYES!

>>32530384
Name them whatever the fuck you want, I'm out!
I'm fucking out, I don't wanna get in trouble, fuck you guys for making me too curious, FUCK!
I'm smoking the last few in my pack and waiting up the dawn, locked up in my home with my hunting rifle just in case anything that guy on Reddit said was true!
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>>32530586

Illumilobby
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>>32530635
>merely with my OWN FUCKING EYES!
hmmm, very interesting.
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>>32530187
>2km (6,500 ft for you guys in the US)

Out of curiosity: where are you?
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>>32530761
Croatia, I'm staying in a place on Velebit mountain, can't be more specific for privacy reasons I hope you understand.
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>>32530868
That's fine. They already have your position from your cell phone signal anyway. Does anyone have the link to what older versions of Android leak as metadata?
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>>32530868
Damn, that's only about 500 km.
>>
Guys, I'm willing to try it again, maybe tomorrow because I'm too fucked up right now with this...
BUT! Only if you get a REAL FUCKING GOOD IDEA about how to take a picture or record something in detail that's so far away at night!
I wanna collect real evidence, something undeniable!
>>
>>32530868
I told you man, it will change your life. How do you feel right now that you just interacting with fucking aliens?
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>>32531071
About what time you'll do it?
Now I'm getting excited.
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>>32518846
>teach it about libertarianism, nihilism, or how to be a NEET.

I mean, aliens would probably rather just chill out in their parents their whole lives than go do bullshit work in the universe.
>>
>>32531071
Oh, and read back, that guy made quite a few videos about recording these things. But I'm not sure if you can get all the stuff by tomorrow.
>>
ITT the most important thread ever posted on this board
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>>32530635
what did the rebbit guy say?
>>
>>32531234
And we won't be able to prove that we were here. Except if we ask Moot to record this, so that we can show our IP addresses.

>>32531269
He heard strange noises, and his cats and the dogs in his neighbourhood were scared as fuck.
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>>32511244
>2014.
>/threading your own post

You fucking faggot
>>
>>32531159
For the sake of continuity, probably at the same time when I started today, around midnight UTC+1.

>>32531142
I feel shaky, afraid and uncertain of my own safety at the moment, I jump at the slightest sounds outside.
I am, however, FUCKING THRILLED TO KNOW THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING ALONE! THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF A NEW FUCKING ERA!
>>
Y'know, everyone has a fucking camera phone nowadays.

All it would take is once decent, somewhat convincing, REAL video, and the world would go apeshit.

That person who filmed it would make some money off the vid.

But, this doesn't happen because it's all bullshit. Same reason ghost hunter stuff is bullshit. If someone were to actually film something legit/supernatural, it would be all over the place.

You guys are retarded if you believe otherwise.
>>
>>32527777
Dubble Dubs confirm space spank it
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>>32531395
>decent, somewhat convincing, REAL video,
>camera phone

wut
>>
>>32531395
I tried, I really tried but all I managed to see on the screen was a yellowish dot and nothing usable as concrete evidence.

I beg of you, all of you, think of a quick way to put something together that will allow me to record it in detail tomorrow if it comes again!

From what I know, an ordinary camera image usually looks too distorted or pixelated to recognize anything from it, we need something else!
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>>32531378
I am glad that the techniques I listed worked for you! the more independently collected evidence, the harder it will be for science to ignore. As you do it more frequently the more accustomed they will become to your presence, and they will make themselves visible to you more often. Please share your footage on Youtube with Jeremy Thomas and the others.
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>>32531071

can you find binoculars?
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>>32531613
>>32531603

>I am glad that the techniques I listed worked for you!

So, do you know how he can record it?
>>
ILLUMINADE
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>>32531603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irtLjxe2Si4&list=UUDugrMDam0XlJctFD6rjBPA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_QAJWYxaY8&list=UUDugrMDam0XlJctFD6rjBPA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIQMHulYrT4&list=UUDugrMDam0XlJctFD6rjBPA

You should send him a message.
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I tried this for around 40 minutes and nothing happened.

Then I tried it again after drinking 200mL of urine and it worked exactly like the other people and the reddit person reported.
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>>32530187
please tell me your not shilling, ive heard too many things that are too similar to what you are saying. i want this to be real. Sounds alot like the stuff Steven Greer Said when he was being interviewed by Joe rogan
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What a fucking piece of shit liar or shill
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as this anon suggested
>>32531835

you should definitely ask Jeremy as I know he has developed some low-cost setups.
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>>32531835
Will do!

>>32531670
Yeah, I've got some cheap, small one for quick surveying. Think I should try looking through it with my phone's camera lens towards the UFO or whatever that was?
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>>32532086
not him, but itll work because its optical zoom, do it.

>inb4 it's gone/can't find bino's
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>>32532086
Do you have a youtube channel?
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>>32532086

>Yeah, I've got some cheap, small one for quick surveying. Think I should try looking through it with my phone's camera lens towards the UFO or whatever that was?

Indeed. Btw can you quickdraw what you saw in paint or something similar? I've seen 3 red ufos forming a triangle last year I want to compare with it.
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This thread is soon going to 404.

Save the webpage and utilize the methods I have discussed in this thread and you too can be at the forefront of this discovery. Things are about to change forever.
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>>32532606

>>>32532975
>>>32532975

Maybe we still have things to discuss.
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>>32532147
I have no idea if it's there and I don't particularly want it to remain there at this fucking moment, I'm too scared to even go out the fucking door at the moment!
I found the binoculars, it says "Bushnell, 8x21, 131/1000m", I don't know if it will be strong enough but I'll take it for what it is...

>>32532250
No, I've never been interested in participating in social media or online events...
I might make an account tomorrow if I manage to "call" it again, though.

>>32532344
This was just one and it was yellowish or maybe orange, I didn't get a close look at it as I was running away, I am not a brave man.
From what I remember, it looked more like a flat surface than a ball or a ship.
I'm not sure, but as I remember when I tried to confirm my sanity by moving the laser away from the cloud into the stars, it seemed to "melt" with one of the brighter stars. Oh god, what if it was one of those motherships you see in that Independence day movie? I mean, it sure as hell wasn't that big, but the principle could apply...
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>>32531395
>camera phone
>a phone with a good camera
nope
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>>32533054
you are just waiting for this thing to 404, either take the photo, or fuck off
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>>32533054

Got it, seems spooky. Waiting for footage m8!
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>>32533054
You have nothing to be afraid of, these entities are not harmful. They are living creatures that inhabit the atmosphere and space. They have a very high level of awareness but that does not necessarily imply intelligence. You may notice that they will contact you in everyday life, with a bright flash of light or they can contact you telepathically. You have made a lifetime commitment. You are obligated to share this discovery with the world.
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>>32532606
Bump limit is 500 anyway. Unless /pol/'s is still 250
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>>32533520
/pol/'s has been 300 for a while.
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>>32512617
bottom left is a failed Russian ICBM test (fuel venting above the atmosphere as it spirals out of control).

Gorgeous though! We should hire them to do it on purpose over the US for the 4th of July!
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>>32534296

It happened at least 10 times search on youtube faggot and ive seen the same thing in iran
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