polandball thread? polandball thread.
>>32392354
Add the other Empires, nigger, what are you doing?
>English Empire get
>>32393019
Please dont let thread die, also where can I get more of these comics.
>>32394309
I found a ton in an old archive awhile back
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>>32395805
this one is my absolute favorite
>>32395927
I'll post some more in a few.
>>32392819
>what?
Wolololol
>>32392877
>cartman hat
google polandball comics or just polandball. Duh. You stupid fuck, how did u even find 4chan let alone use a web browser?
>>32395927
*wink*
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>>32396045
awesome
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>>32395927
I don't get the Teutonic Order part, they were vassals of Poland.
>those feels
>>32392464
Explain
>>32396277
He asked for change for his $100 so he could give Israel a tip before leaving, Israel broke it into two $50 bills thinking he would get one of them as the tip.
>>32392612
>>32396306
the goalocaust didn't happen
all of those goals looks faked
>>32395740
the jew cubes have always been one of my favorites
>>32396429
Yep
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>>32396364
I will never stop laughing at this one. Never
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>>32396471
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>>32396504
That is the best I have ever seen, hands down. G'damn.
>>32396504
Hahaha.
>>32396461
fixed
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>>32396726
>a happy pee
I-Id rather precum but whatever floats your boat
>>32396751
>she
>precum
>>32396326
I don't get some of these.
Why is Spain Legolas? Elves are pure and wealthy and blond.
Also, Germany is hardly the villain in the EU, they're just benefitting the most from it. If anything, Belgium should be the enemy.
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>>32396822
>>32396277
>being retarded
The jew gave him two $50 so that the tip would be $50, rather than a few bucks
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>>32396740
What the fuck is that abomination of a poland ball? Disgusting.
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>>32392554
Far superior version.
>>32396879
> being retarded
Only someone who's lived in a tipping culture would get that straight away
>>32396653
>oppressing the irish
>>32397015
alternative
>>32397066
You will never know how it feels to pop Poland's cherry
>>32397160
I could oppress the Irish with a switch.
Pansy ass potatoes.
>>32397195
anyone have any other polgbt ones?
>>32396916
Mein seids.
>>32395689
I always get a chuckle out of giant looming countryballs with those dead careless stares.
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>>32397275
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>>32395689
>privyet
>>32395740
Why is the jew ball always square?
>>32396274
My fucking autism when it doesn't break the thin part of the fuse.
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>>32396636
So is the joke that Germans love to work?
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>>32396401
>rememebr the 7gorillion
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>>32397398
jewish physics/not a real country
whatever floats your boat
>>32392373
>do sheep's bowel movements affect earthquakes?
fucking lol'd
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>>32396274
I finally understood what "clay" meant in these goddamn countryball images
CLAY MEANS LAND
FUCK I'M SLOW
>>32397636
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>>32396461
lol nice
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>>32397755
dumping like wut
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>>32397812
How did you post five images in thirty seconds?
>>32397837
magic my son.
>>32397856
>remove kebab
Thanks for posting all of these, OP and everyone else.
>>32392306
>>32397781
Wow, someone made an image for that.
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>>32397398
I swear to god, there's something about a jewish guy inventing a hypercube, or some shit along those lines.
I've lost the sources long ago, but it's the only thing I can think of.
>>32396822
why is americaball so based?
>>32397899
What? I don't...what?
>>32398030
>why is americaball so based?
Let me break it down for you, son!
>americaball
>america
>hey steve I got us a pizza are you free?
>of course I'm free
>I'm an AMERICAN
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>>32396471
Just a quick question. Why is Israel a cube? I don't get the reference
>mfw reading these on the train and realizing all the passengers next to me are German tourists.
>>32398093
its ok when the candy cart comes by just buy everyone a chocolate frog or some jellybeans
>>32398092
Artificial country
>>32398092
Its the tessarect.
>>32398092
4th dimension
>>32398092
Jewish physics.
>tfw American
>tfw don't know 90% of other county's flags
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>>32398157
Don't worry We already know that the majority of muricans are uneducated.
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>>32398092
Because Israel's not a real country.
>>32398157
>those feels
I need to get totally black sunglasses now. Mine are black and green. Must be needs a change for the time, yes?
>>32398221
>>32398157
hang out in countryball threads long enough, and you'll begin to learn them
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>>32398222
Trips confirm.
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>>32398157
meh, you never needed to learn them - but now you have a chance to do so with a funny entertaining webcomic. Took me 2 days to memorize them.
>>32398294
how many do you know? Did you do flashcards or cut outs, or what? Sounds like a neat project. I still remember the first 18 or so elements from 8th grade. Flags should be a breeze, right, meine komaraden?
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>>32398157
Play paradox games. Almost all of these are gems and you're missing out.
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>>32398327
The tricky part is getting the countries that don't exist yet, namely all the HRE states.
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>>32396793
>Elves are pure and wealthy and blond.
Go read some LotR, fucking retard.
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>>32396640
I could have sworn this used to have Indiaball on top of the train.
>>32398414
HRE?
Does HOI have a historical campaign mode, or is it mainly just sandbox type play? I would totally rig a PC up if I could use it to learn some more WWII history and stuff, but otherwise... i'd probably still do it just for the flags lol
>>32396645
Surprisingly accurate.
>>32398338
>>32396401
>goalocaust
>not the semi-final-solution
>>32398481
Was Nationalist China under Jewish control?
>>32398477
HRE Holy Roman Empire.
There are historic campaigns but everything historic can and will go out the window the moment you unpause. Literally everything is possible in those games. Albania world conquest in HOI for example. HOI is a wargame while the others are better political simulators, with Darkest Hour being the exception in the HOI series.
I prefer Victoria 2 with the /gsg/ mod, and EU3/4 is a great start as well.
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>>32398327
i googled "poland ball" and theres a pic with all the country balls and their names. I just kept reading comics and referring to it.
>>32398477
>HRE?
Holy Roman Empire, a collection of increasingly autonomous kingdoms, duchies, archbishoprics and republics (no, America was not the first republic by a long shot) in Eastern Western Europe. The end of the 30 years war at Westphalia put paid to the HRE with the final admission that it was the king's right to determine the religion of his state (and thus that states were sovereign and their domestic affairs their own business and nobody else's), creating the international order that has stood until just recently with the idea of humanitarian intervention.
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>>32398550
How is the /gsg/ mod for Vicky 2? I've never heard of it, the last mod experience I have is Steppe Wolfe on EU3.
>>32398550
gracias mi amigo
>>32398587
thanks for the update, Wadsworth. Now go do my laundry.
>>32398598
>america was not the first republic by a long shot
[citation needed]
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>>32398652
you asked. visual repetition is the fastest way to memorize things.
>>32398652
international countryballs polandball country strong can into nordic clean toilets nationalism seriousness nordic circlejerk vikings history warriors old glory days conquering world wars languages autism beating other country in sport
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>>32398620
It's like New nations mod with a whole lot of good shit in it.
African country's are bloat in my opinion though.
Plus, everyone in /gsg/ uses it so you'll get loads of help with it. Lots of new country forming options, which is what V2 is all about.
Basically the only thing it doesn't do is fix election popup spam. But it does help your ability to influence elections.
>>32398721
>>32398701
You actually think I'm serious.
>>32398689
Thanks, actually, I'll check that out too.
>>32398652
>>32398701
More specifically,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corsican_Republic
>After a series of successful actions, Paoli drove the Genoese from the whole island except for a few coastal towns. >He then set to work re-organizing the government, introducing many reforms. He founded a university at Corte and created a short-lived "Order of Saint-Devote" in 1757 in honour of the patron saint of the island, Saint Devota.[1]
>A national parliament, or Diet, was composed of delegates elected from each district for three-year terms. Suffrage was extended to all men over the age of 25.[2] Traditionally, women had always voted in village elections for podestà i.e. village elders, and other local officials,[3] and it has been claimed that they also voted in national elections under the Republic.[4]
>The Republic minted its own coins at Murato in 1761, imprinted with the Moor's Head, the traditional symbol of Corsica.
>Paoli's ideas of independence, democracy and liberty gained support from such philosophers as Jean-Jacques Rousseau, Voltaire, Raynal, Mably.[5] The publication in 1766 of An Account of Corsica by James Boswell made Paoli famous throughout Europe. Diplomatic recognition was extended to Corsica by the Bey of Tunis.[6]
>>32398734
>You actually think I'm serious.
;_; y-yes i did
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>>32398607
> next panel is poland waking up in bed and crying
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>>32398759
welcome to 4chan. Remember, you're here forever.
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>>32398754
haahah
polandball comics relaly speak to the intellectual inside of me
much better than degenrate dolan comics that i used to read
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>>32398055
this
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>>32399017
QC r literal shit. biggest assholes of nhl online for xbox live and stupidest type in real life too.
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>>32397519
yes.
also i love my job
>>32399192
>>32398055
2013 government shutdown
>>32399192
Polandball comics have made me love the country of Poland more than any government propaganda could have ever achieved.
I will literally denounce my US citizenship if my country ever messes with Poland. I love them that much because of these comics alone.
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>>32399300
>b-b-beautiful
Vatican Ball is best Ball
>>32399330
>>32399192
laughed harder than I should have.
>>32399343
>>32396218
>the Vatican
>>32396822
fucking perfection
>>32399343
>burger facilities
I wish america would do this. Just mock everyone by changing the american flag to mcdonalds logo. Start calling missiles freedom fries. call military posts hamburger factories.
why cant all of life be funny.
>>32399074
Calling bullshit!!
Never happened
>>32398607
;_;7
>>32399422
that'sthejoke.jpg
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>>32399403
or some shit like
>north korea gets uppity again
>launch freedom fry that explodes well over NK and rains glitter down upon them
>announce that we hit them with a gay bomb
>watch how the world reacts.
>>32396504
Genius.
>>32399403
>why can't life be of funny
is better now, kurwa ^_^
>>32399392
>nazi muslim terrorists
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>>32399454
Nice.
>>32399487
>>32396233
Neither British nor French, but I still get feels from this.
Maybe it's my Welsh heritage.
>>32399503
where does the cannot into space thing come from? Did Poland have a failed space program?
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>>32396323
Seeing the discolored money, I thought it had something to do with counterfeiting and the printing of money, a reference to the federal reserve.
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>>32399531
What the fuck is going on in this comic, seriously???
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>>32399555
this comic explains it
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>>32399555
I meant this one explains it sorry directors cut of poland cannotting into space
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>>32398486
source?
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>>32396789
This is stupid. America would never bomb Canada, for the same reason we would never bomb poland.
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>>32399893
Think it's referring to the M1917 tank. But USA did still use it, just had issues with production because of metric/imperial
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>>32397481
It's amazing how accurate this really is.
>>32400134
>>32393019
The continent is called The Americas.
America is an acceptable term for the U.S
Comic written by a 12 year old.
>>32400220
>>32400288
Last since thread is over limit
>>32400220
Do european countries still officially consider united germany nazi?
>>32400197
funny how most of those grey countries are shit
>>32400309
thanks for posting!
It's happening >>>32400000
>>32398731
It was 3 measly legions, sheesh.
We've killed so many more since you Mediterranean goofs.
So, so many.
>>32399934
for the same reason we would never bomb antartica. or the sahara.
or mercury.
>>32397648
welcome to the party, chile
>>32399893
it's not entirely true. call /k/. they usually have a qtddtot thread.
>>32399148
>tfw people actually think that Sweden treated Finland well
>>32397519
Half-german 'Murican reporting, ,yes yes we do love to work. nothing like a good day's work to set your mind straight, Ja bruder
>>32397668
Notice how there is no 'Muricaball?
It's because we'd taste the lack of freedom in horseburgers.
Holy shit this thread is still going. Came here like 4 hours ago, saved everything, reached bottom of the page and thought, "there's no way this is still active.."
Thanks everyone! <3