Detroit Police Dispatch: Wednesday Night Thread

>>31602575
just in time for a an hero

>>31602575
>drunk nigger trying to rob some woman and failing while the woman is calling for the police on the phone
How fucking bad can you be at robbing someone?

big black guy puts gun to fat womans head, fires off 2 shots.

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FAT WOMAN EXECUTED BY BLACK MAN WEARING HOODIE

>>31602989
suspect in all black, black shoes and the gun is in the front of his pants.

it sounds like shift change is comin up

it's been 5 minutes since shots fired. Slow night.

i love how these nigger police can afford a brand new fleet of cars every few years

Assaulted by black male boyfriend by a belt in the basement

lel

>>31603173

I guess she wasn't into BDSM like he was.

hit and run!

>>31603200

I don't think blacks are into BDSM, they probably have flash backs from when their people were slaves long before the existed

lel, breaking in and stealing electricity. I wonder how long before they start stealing water from each other since they aren't paying their bills.

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Could you imagine being a cop in Detroit.

Newbies: I didn't sign up for this.

red peekup truck just left the scene, also reports of someone breaking in and stealing electricity

>>31603229

I could have swore I saw some black people have a fetish for interracial BDSM about being owned by the master (usually a white guy) and they're his slave.

>>31602575
You forgot armed robbery, one armed with a stick and the other with a gun

5 BLACKS CHIMPOUT AT THE LICKA STO!!!

someone with an ak 47

guy with ak47 shot up womans house!
things are getting interesting!

>Guy wielding an AK-47 opening fire on a woman's house

Chick getting drive byed.

>>31603255

In all seriousness, yeah, it's a thing. I've met women who talk about how they want to own little niggers to be their house monkeys. They talk openly like this and when anyone questions them they say lol it's just my fetish I'm not actually racist

not sure if based or degenerate

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Hitler was right.

1 2 3

BREAK!

>red shorts
>white shirt
>red shoes
>red hat

That's like what, 40% of all niggers in Detroit right now?

I can't wait til the 4th of July. I'm going to skip fireworks or anything with family to listen to this.

>guy claiming to be an undercover cop

Ohh boy here we go

>nigger impersonating as an undercover cop trying to get in some lady's house

Female reporting a male claiming to be an "undercover agent" trying to get in...wearing a plaid shirt?

I thought black people were allergic to plaid.

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>lets be safe out there and have a fantastic night
the new shift is on!
let the games begin

shit these guys sound a lot more fluid and alert than the drawling woman dispatcher last night

>>31603635

Even dispatchers need to go out and get Hot Pockets from time to time.

I want to take a trip to this place and see how fucked up it is first hand.

>black guy with a knife
sounds like we have a pacifist.

>>31603755
>carrying a knife in detroit
>literally bringing a knife to a gunfight

Domestic dispute, black male!

>>31603106
they cant

http://www.mlive.com/news/detroit/index.ssf/2014/04/detroit_police_receive_final_i.html

>white male

damn crackers

>>31603817
>>31603106

Didnt one of them almost run out of gas last night?

white guy begging for money and hitting car windows as they pass

>suicide in progress

>>31603899
Lame. I live in bumfuck tennessee and i have that every intersection coming home from work.

15 Y/O ABOUT TO AN HERO

>SUICIDE IN PROGRESS

>guy threatening suicide

SUICIDE IN PROGRESS
15 Y/O GIRL THREATENING SUICIDE
>sounds like someone needs attention stat

black woman pound caking her man

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>>31603754
Would you be willing to work the 11-7 shift in The D for around 50k/year? Of course you'll start out making much less.

>>31603754
I went through there 9 years ago and it was astoundingly shitty even then.

Was getting low on gas and every gas station I passed was boarded up, for almost 20 blocks. Almost every building had it's lights off as well.
It was surreal.

>old Chevy impala with temp tags
I wonder who is driving such a vehicle?

>>31603983
$50k a year is a little skimpy for this.
I actually know a woman who was a retired cop from detroit. I don't know how long she worked, but she made 6 figures and has a fat pension.

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>>31604049

>>31604049
stereotype more why dont you

>3 white guys driving around shooting people with paintball guns

>>31604115
i could but a call just came in for 2 white guys driving up and down the street in a truck firing paint balls at people

>Guy with a paintball gun shooting people

THEY'RE TRAINING

>3 white males firing paintball at the bus stop from their SUV

TOP SHIT.

Three white redneck on a nigger shootin run with a paintball gun

>>31602575
THREE WHITE MALES IN A BLACK PICKUP TRUCK FIRING A PAINTBALL GUN AT PEOPLE

HE IS DOING WHAT EVERY SENSIBLE PERSON HAS WANTED TO DO

>>31604083
Probably very high up in her sector

Oh shi, 3 white

WHITE
WHITE
WHITE

THREE WHITE
males shooting people with paintball guns

WHITE WHITE WHITE

>paintball drivebys

detroit sure is fun

>three white males
>black pickup truck
>firing paintball guns at people

goddamnit /pol/, we're just supposed to listen and make fun of them not actually go there and stir up shit

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>black crime

pouring motor oil down someone's throat

>white crime

shooting a paintball gun at people

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God Bless those Cops.

I stayed up til 3 am listening to this shit the other night. Highlight was naked man in the middle of the street

>shooting

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>>31604173
??????

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I live in rural France and listening to this shit is like hearing someone describe a GMOD server or something.
It's not just violence it's total insanity.
Now we apparently have some dudes in a pickup truck with paintball guns going nigger hunting.

>>31603983
$50k to shoot at niggers
where do I sign up?

>>31604219
was that stark butt naked guy?

>>31604242
as opposed to the non stark type of nakedness??

>>31604242
yup

the night of the fireworks

I live across the river in Windsor (canada)

>>31604233

Yeah, it's fucked up to think that this place is real and exists as an actual place and not some place in a dystopian story or a city in a video game.

>>31604238
You have a glock 22. The nigs have ak-47's. You sure?

>>31604299
naw, the cop on scene was like "he iz stark butt nakid!"

>>31603942
Where abouts in TN?

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>has a uhh...mini afro

A "medium" complexion and a "mini-afro"

>>31604303
I was there and I didn't see that.

>>31604348
Murfreesboro.
Nignogs and hobos EVERY intersection. And they don't even hide that they have money. 3 of them slept at the laundromat I go to and would sit there on brand new tablets and laptops. And the "disabled vet" in front of Staples picks up his wheelchair and carries it from his new truck.

>>31604428

Nigger lite?

This Friday I'm staying home just to listen to this.

I'm hoping for even more shenanigans since the water drama started today.

I live about 30 minutes outside of Detroit. How should I make it on to this Fridays dispatch?

>>31604517
>>31604517

whip your dick out and just go about your business. try to stay erect, if you can

>>31604443
I used to live south of there near Pulaski.

>>31604517
Burn a cross.

>>31604517
Call 911, tell them your name is ben garrision and that a nigger just broke in to your home

>>31602575
I had an idea, why don't we have a ongoing daytime thread also? Surely Detroit doesn't turn into Silicon Valley during the day.

>>31604517
Smoke some pcp and whatever happens happens. Write /pol/ on your forehead so we know its you.

>>31604554
No one reports fires anymore.

>>31604567
All the blacks are sleeping during the daytime.

>>31604557
->>31604517
Use a payphone - pretend to be a tourist, say that you see some youths dealing drugs outside a gas station and that they started beating one of the kids and he's on the ground being kicked

casually drop nigger when asked for a description, say something /pol/esque that they would repeat on the radio

make sure you say they have gunz or they won't pay attention

>>31604567

I think you can listen to it when you want. As for the thread goes, you can open it too. It's almost 6 AM in EU and I'm up listening to this and thanking to god that in my town there is 0% nigger population.

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>>31604548
This please. It won't get you in a shitload of trouble. Just get drunk and they'll put you in the drunk tank for the night.

>>31604617
I suspect that you are incorrect, and that the daytime, especially the very hot daytime threads, would be ripe with Happenings.

>>31604636
>yuros might not have freedom, but they don't have niggers

I'm not sure whether it's a fair trade off or not

MAN DOWN

#SHOTS FIRED

>>31604552
It was a nice college town when I first moved here in 06. Since then, it's exploded faster than the city can keep up, and a bunch of blacks flooded it and now crime has gone up, traffic is awful, and there aren't near enough jobs.

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>>31604636
Well anon, I'm only a few hours away from Detroit. More if you account for the lake crossing, or the detour south of the lake to take the land route (which inevitably goes through Chicago). I'm fairly certain that this is an ongoing, 24-hour news-cycle esque type thing.

>>31604173
probably the same people from last night that were shooting fireworks at a gas pump

>a more pacific location

This cop sounds stoned.

>>31604714
they do have a lot of confiscated drugs

1516 alter road shots fired, female screaming

>>31604673
>freedom
>free healthcare
>skinny people
>better school education
>no niggers (at least in my country)

So glad I wasn't born in a greatest third world country or as you call it USA.

>gun shots, screaming, female screaming at the corner

aww shit man

daily fucking occurence man, Detroit police must have paperwork out the ass, I used to work at a small town courthouse and the 3 delinquent kids had me shuffling papers all day

>>31604751
>nogunz

>>31604702
Sorry to hear that anon. I moved out of TN in '85.Way back then the chimps,stayed in Nashville.

>>31604751
Before I post
>freedom
>communism

would you mind clarifying your country?

>>31604706
If you're white and in Wisconsin and you're not living in the fox valley you're doing it all wrong.

>hit the boyfriend in the head with a bottle

>>31604787
Slovenia.

intoxicated 21 year old borther with a gun hit a family member's boyfriend with a bottle.

>turn on stream
>first thing I hear
>we know theres a gun involved

DIS GON B GOOD

Ask a native Detroiter that literally just finished fucking a morbidly obese chick anything.

Guy with a gun and intoxicated, hit another man with a bottle. Threatening to shoot.
here we go, priority one!

>>31602575
http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2014/06/23/detroit_shuts_off_water_for_residents_united_nations_asked_to_help.html

>>31604829
Did you fuck her loafs?

>>31604800

Everything north of Madison, aside from GB, is fair game for whites. Going north out of madison/39 North is some of the most beautiful driving ever (when construction isn't going on)

>>31604829
is detroit style pizza worth the effort?

>>31604829

Did you make her drink motor oil afterwards?

>>31604829
Why are fat chicks amazing?

>>31604829
Call 911 and report a fake robbery.

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>>31604706
Where should I live, Anons? I am moving to Racine because I just got a job in Racine. It looks like pic related:

Bottom of the map is basically the far south of Racine, top of the map is basically the north side of Racine. Where would you suggest, /pol/?

>>31604829
Are you black and was she white?

>Guy running around posing as an undercover officer to get into her home

Dis gun b good.

>>31604829
NO! LALALALALALA!

Stoner cop again

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>>31604829

>>31604870
What are the dots?

>>31604870

>all that integration

The fuck bruh.

>>31604882
they still havent responded to it!

lol they are finally getting someone in route for the undercover agent in a plaid shirt beating on someones dopr

I work for the city of Yonkers in NYS. None of this shit is even slightly unusual.

>>31604853
Neenah Stronk! We have some Hmong people but that's about it for diversity, abit more mixed in Appleton but still overwhelmingly white and the minorities are actually good people. Midwest is literally a White mans world if you took away the large cities (Minneapolis, Milwaukee, GB, Shitcongo)

>>31604919
I live in minneapolis. Same. /pol/ doesn't realize that these people are in every large city.

>>31604851

No. Fucked her pussy.

>>31604855
no.

>>31604859

because they leave directly after you pull out and accidentally cum in their eye

>>31604821
Oh, that's not so bad as fucking sweden or britistan or french caliphate
although
>nogunz

here, have some context to what is actually going on during the silence
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HN9FfLCu1cI

>>31604919
that's because yonkers is a fucking shithole

>>31604870
Blue = blacks
green = whites
yellow = hispanics
I believe red = asians
purple = native americans

So for example, as a native of this city, I know not to try to find a place in the South East, because it is almost entirely black and hispanic, and also, surprise surprise, happens to be the highest crime area.

someone is breaking into a church

>this guy's slurring words

Jesus christ

nigga just plugged back into the matrix at the end there

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Places where you can buy bagels.

>>31604900
In Racine it's been going on since the '50's. Problem is that industry left the place in the last 30 years so we just have a lot of poor criminals.

>>31604935
I confirm. White Dutch empire of Ottawa County Michigan reporting in.

>>31604937
Top kek, they also let you rail away without complaining which is always nice. Skinny chicks always complain I'm too rough.

>>31604957
Meant for >>31604896

Guy from Ireland reporting in. Is this radio thing a joke? It sounds unreal, this shit doesn't happen here.

>>31604872

No. Im white and it was like Kim Jong Il walking through his palace walls.

>>31604978
For real though. I'm trying to find a Racine apartment in the next...6 days.

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>>31604991
lol nope

>>31604991
nope

it is very much real.
Police radio is considered public record and therefore is open to public ears.

>>31604991
Nope this is real life in the dirty D. It's even worse then when the IRA and brits were going at it, for comparison.

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>>31604935

>Went to Stevens Point for my undergrad

The few blacks that went were constantly blasting music and getting caught with weed. I would love nothing more than to live in a more "rural" area like Mid-Upper WI

>mfw I'm going from a school that's 90% white down to one that's only 66%

>>31604991
You lot are too drunk to get into any trouble.

>>31604991
No, its the actual police dispatch. Detroit is this much of a shithole.

>>31604991
come, visit america and see for yourself!

>>31604983

I was fucking her missionary, pulled out to cum, and literally sprayed her in the eye, face, hair, and all over the shirt she still kind of had on under her basketball sized tits.

Had nice nipples for a big one though. Not dinner plate tier.

>>31604939
Well it's good but not that great. The funny thing about guns not many people own them here. You can own it, you just have to get mentaly checked and take some kind of a test and you get a license to own a gun.

People here if they kill each other (in 90% alcohol is involved) they use axes mostly.

BREAK IN!
VACANT HOUSE
SUSPECT IS CONSIDERED ARMED


HERE WE GO

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>>31604870
I've identified these areas as relatively safe. According to the crime map, and the demographics map. So long as I stay, generally, on the West side of the river, I should be alright. Right /pol/?

Haha someone is breaking into the rear of a house with a gun

>>31604991

Come visit us, you can find out yourself! What you should do is spend a few days seeing shitholes like chicago and detroit, then decide if law-abiding americans should give up their guns after seeing the niggadry that goes on.

>>31604991

My favorite part of these threads is the reaction from shocked Eurofags when they discover what niggers are really like and why Amerifags are pro-gun

>>31605088
Is it pleasant near Mt. Pleasant?

>>31605034
If you can get down with Asians then Fox Valley is perfect for you. You can get to GB in half an hour, Kaukauna (nice city but the paper mill reeks) Appleton, Neenah, Menasha(Bit run down but no all that bad) for work. Crime is virtually unheard of besides bored ass high schoolers just fucking around. Come on home White man.

>>31603345
>not sure if based or degenerate
Why can't it be both?

kinda scary how much people depend on cops. listening to how long it takes for cops to get to a destination or outright ignore calls.

O
Lacerations to the head!

>>31604991
http://www.nationmaster.com/country-info/stats/Crime/Crime-levels

Check out where your country ranks vs the US. Protip: it's higher.

Lacerations to the head.... unconscious.

It is crazy to think how much doesn't even get to the police

>>31605048
I've visited America before, but not Detroit. I mainly visited the East coast because I got some family there. I remember Philadelphia was pretty shitty and filled with niggers, but this Detroit shit seems unreal. When I look at pictures of Detroit, the background looks like a real life version of Fallout 3.

Are there other channels or is it just the link OP has?

>lacerations to the head
>bleeding from the mouth
>unconscious

>>31605139
If someone here would open fire with and AK-47 it would be a nation wide page one news on every media here.

>>31605159
>Ireland has more crime than Syria

>>31605166
fallout 4: detroit. No need for a nuclear war, it's already a wasteland.

>>31605159
Is there anything like this, but with violent crime? I seriously doubt Ireland is less safe than fucking Iran.

>>31605166
Did you get mocked for being a real Patty? I went to Northern Ireland once and someone asked if I was from America I said yes and never heard the end of being a plastic patty. Still nice people it was all in good fun.

>>31605166
Most big cities are like that. The real America is the rural and small town Midwest. Places where people don't even lock their doors.

>>31605154

My roommate freshmen year was from menasha, he always shitted on neenah cause they had all the stuff.

I'd love to make the daily commute if I end up being a professor at a smaller college town in WI/MN. Just a small place out in the country with several acres, teaching kids organic chemistry, then coming home to shoot my rifle and drink local beer...

>>31605150
Eh...sort of? Mount Pleasant has the MP Police Station, but it also has the sort of new Walmart, as well as Regency Mall, which is now a trash mall. It's kind of a wasteland of consumerism. It's far enough out from downtown that it's not ghetto, but enough trashy people go to the mall that it's not "nice".

>>31605219
Wait. No. Ok

STALKER: Fall of Detroit

>>31605166
Pretty much. It's an abandoned industisl city with 83% of it population being dirt poor blacks. And now, almost half of them are without running water.

>>31605202
I live in rural maine which is extremely tame by american crime standards, we have rednecks and hicks firing off salvos all the time

>>31605202
if it happens here in the US, 1 of three things would happen

1: no coverage because it was within the confines of state law
2:statewide coverage because there might be a chance it does not jive with state law
>CNN/MSNBC/FOX/ETC. coverage because it was an AR-15 (everything is an AR-15 to the MSM), a nigger was killed by a white guy, and the state does not have a stand your ground law.

>>31605263
AYYOO NIGGA I AINT GO NO TIME FOR NO CHEEKI BREEKI SHIT

>>31605150
For reference, some of this was filmed at Regency Mall in Mt Pleasant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgI-p4FcOcg

>>31605263
what kind of artifacts would there be to hunt?

>>31605240
Yeah, I did, especially in Boston. It's so weird knowing that Ireland has such a small population, yet America has so many more people who are of Irish descent there.

>>31605287
I SAY COME IN DON STAN DERE NIGGA

>>31605233
Crime categories here:
http://www.nationmaster.com/country-info/stats/Crime

Also, Europe safer than America? LMAO. See for yourself:
http://www.nationmaster.com/country-info/stats/Crime/Total-crimes-per-1000

>>31605289
Actually, matter of fact, now that I rewatch this, this was all filmed in Racine.

>>31605289
So the lesson is that if the name of a place is positive sounding it generally isn't a nice place

counterfeit money?
looks like white collar crime just showed up!~

>>31605159
>Ireland has more crime than Ethiopia
I really doubt this

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>Guy has counterfeit money and weapons in the house

>>31605290
Drugs, 40s, rims, bling, kool aid

>>31605290
Mutated KFC? Irradiated gold teeth? Hubcap artifact?

>blue and white striped shirt threatening people at random

Train engineer gone bad?

shit, things are heating up.
cops still havent showed up to the guy breaking in the rear of a house and now a guy is pointing a gun at people at random

>>31605290

Mint condition 1950/1960 Chryslers, Buicks, and Cadillacs

>>31604164

I actually did that with friends when I was in high school.

Can't believe we never got our asses thrown in jail.

I was fucking stupid back then.

>>31605373

But what good are counterfeit weapons?

Threatening to kill the woman there.

>>31605292
Haha, Diaspora is a hell of a thing. That's weird though the Irish communities that still exist today here in the USA (not saying there's many but) are usually close knit. Hopefully it was like I experienced and was just friendly.

>threatin' to kill

>>31605403

We all did.

>>31605408
film props?

>>31605394
>cops still havent showed up

This is dispatch only. No confirmation of any kind here.

>>31604164
He didn't do anything officer! Timmy was going to church! *Timothy gets arrested* Golly gee!

>>31605349
The lesson is that if you allow your communities to be colonized, they will be colonized. Racine is lost, for the most part. It was initially an industrial city with a port. The industry left, they tore down the factories, and poverty followed. I'm moving back because if whites don't move back, Racine will turn into another Detroit. I don't want that. I want to start my own business, and convince other whites to move back with me and save my city. It may be futile at this point, but I have to try.

>>31605403
every teenager or young adult under the age of 25 with access to painball markers has done this.

fuck, every goddamned weekend by friends and i would rid out to the country and shoot cows and lose our shit when they stampeded around the pen.

Mainefag here, this shit has to be a million times worse than lewiston.....

>>31605403
My friends and I threw rocks at cars. One of my friends got the shit beaten out of him by a truck driver.

Good times.

>>31605460
if they dispatch it once and then again 10, 20, or 30 minutes later I think it is safe to assume that it is because no one has shown up.

>>31605492
every teenager or young adult under the age of 25 with access to rocks has done this.

fuck, every goddamned weekend by friends and i would rid out to the country and throw rocks at cows and lose our shit when they stampeded around the pen.

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>daycare that doesn't close until 11pm

>>31604164
I have a feeling these guys are wiggers.

>>31605492
thats how kids learn.


>thats fire. its hot
>can i touch it?
>.... sure son. go ahead and touch it
>...
>OW! ITS HOT! *crys*
>file that under, that'll learn ya.

#SHOTSFIRED

>>31605512

protect the children from niggardry?

>>31605492
A boyfriend of a room mate of mine threw a lava lamp onto the highway while they were high on oxy in Portland next to our apartments. It smashed right in front of a truck driver. He slammed on the breaks and let hell loose. I wasn't there. I condemn the activity. But I'm sure it was a lot of fun to be a part of.

>>31605506

Ahahahahaha, never mind then. There's places in Detroit where the cops just nope out of.

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>>31605512

>>31605561
There's places in every major city nowadays where police will wait until shots have stopped being fired before they move in.

>>31605510
Well, now I feel boring. I never did shit like this as a teenager. The worst I've ever done was egg my ex girlfriends house and her friends houses when I was with my friends.

>trying to pry open a door with a tire iron

leave it to niggers to not even be able to break in properly

sleepy dispatcher talking about a guy with a tire iron breaking into a car, and you know she just wants to go to bed because she gives no fucks

>>31605492

Never did rocks, but snowballs one winter from a private drive.

One of my friends threw early and the guy slammed on his brakes and started to turn in.

My friend jumped a fence, I dove under a hedge and threw snow on myself. Guy stopped right in front of where I was hiding, then kept going and caught my third friend who was trying to do the same thing - only in a completely open part of the hedge.

Thankfully he just got yelled at, not beaten.

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>>31605512
all the good stuff happens at night, duh

has anyone else noticed that if you add 1 to the number captchas they are successful but the correct numbers fail?

Its probably a hood the cops won't even touch. Memphis and NOLA have these, too.

>>31605598
>not recognizing >>31605510 as a parody of >>31605478

>black male
>dark complected

YOU DONT SAY!?

>>31605598
I hear ya. The worst I ever did was shoot bottle rockets at the neighbor's house with my brother.

why did it cut out?

>>31605062
>2014
>fucking her missionary

pleaseeee, bareback doggy next time anon.

my stream just died! is it happening?!

It just go offline for anyone else?

>>31605615
I can never get them right no matter what.

Deleting all the cookies from google gets the old ones back at least.

Stream appears to be down.

Enjoy Chicago while Detroit isn't working:

>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>31605615
I didn't really notice, I always post with some form of repeating digits since google uses those captchas for hard to auto read house addresses

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THE STREAM BROKE

THE GOYIM KNOW

SHUT IT DOWN

>>31605665
>>31605664
>>31605660
Just download the ASX file for WMP and open it with VLC its still up streaming

>>31605600
>I dont realize that many tire irons have a prying end to remove hubcaps

back up

>>31605677
Can't understand shit.

is there a st louis stream? Switch to st louis if detroit doesnt come back

>>31605677

And I thought the Detroit stream was hard to hear.

Detroit came right back up.

FUCKING STREAMMSSSSS

I guess we go to chicago now...

http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

it seems a female being assualted now

stream is back for me

I was in Detroit about 6 years ago and it was perhaps the most terrifying experience of my life, from sketchy straight to fucking ghetto in like 2 blocks. There are some areas where the police don't even go after dusk, not even to show the flag. It did resemble Falluja, but with booming bass and people shoutingprofanity...

>>31605677
It's back

>>31605703

Thought he was trying to get into the trunk, but whatevs.

>>31605730

St. Louis Stream:

>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/10822/web

>>31605696
computer retard here

are we crashing it?

damnit you dirty little goyim crashed the stream

>>31604510
water drama? Isnt Detroit surrounded by Erie? How does a Northern State have water issues? Makes sense Vegas has them, A) it's a desert B) Bellagio fountain C) Their main source of water is some lake that Cali. has 80% dibs on. (In case your not an Amerifat, Cali. has an entire coastline of saltwater that can be sent thru desalination and made potable) (Vegas is in the middle of fucking nowhere. Was built in a bowl. So 1' of rain floods the entire fucking town. If it werent for gambling this town would not even exist.)

>>31605677
No, becAAASe chicAAAgo AAAcAAAnts AAre AAAnnoyAIng.

>>31602575
>>31603942
>>31604443
>>31604919


Holly shit, America truly is a turd world shithole

>>31605818
Feed Status: Online Listeners: 194

Daytwa down again. I'm going to Chicago.

>>31605830
they have plenty of water.
the issue is none of the niggers are paying for it.

>>31605830
the niggers aren't paying their water bills

>>31605841
>Holly shit, America truly is a turd world shithole

It's because of public education that this is rife with misspellings and you think that 3rd world means anything in 2014.

>>31605830

the issue isn't supply, it's the fact that they broke.

>>31605252
>"real America"
>rural areas make up less than 25% of the population

Go fuck yourself and the false dichotomy you rode in on

>>31604517
>find "Detroit Gold and Silver"
>go in during rain
>fall
>"I noticed you didnt have a wet floor sign up at the time of my injury"
>require medical attention

Your now the richest anon in Detroit

You've now become not only a /pol/ superstar, you made the friday dispatch.

>>31605966
Mad city fag detected.

>>31605910
what is that unlocked character doing in bing map

>He just saw a man run up to another man and shoot him

>>31605966
>Real America declines
>The economy, politics and, if you are feeling poetic, the soul of the country begins to decay

What a coincidence.

There's a reason why Jefferson was in favor of the yeoman farmer over cityfags.

NOISY KIDS IN CHICANO

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>>31605966
Fake american from a dirty suburb or nigger infested city detected

>>31605966

he means in the sense that they are actually american (white protestant Christians of old stock) as opposed to the fake americans that live on the coasts and in big cities

>>31604991
We never stopped being the Wild West
and frankly I like it that way

You want to chat about a real shit hole? Muskeegon MI, I did a stint in an ER there and there were 50+ traumatic injuries, stabbings/gsw's in one fucking weekend. It wasn't even a real chimp out according to their staff.

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Last night was so much fucking fun.
I'm back for more!

Pic related to last night.
Very fucking related.

>>31606125
That was actually the night before last

I hope these threads stay on /pol/ for a long, long time

>>31606154
Sorry, you're right.
It's all beginning to blur together.

>>31606110
West Michigan is glorious all the way up and down the coast, but Muskegon is the one shithole. I have no idea what happened to that city, but all the whites moved out over the last 10-20 years.

>>31602575

Hey OP, wanna throw a guy with work tomorrow a bone and start the new thread a bit early?

Just so I can get another couple hours of action auto-refreshing while I sleep.

>>31606125
Fucking classic line.

>>31606200
That was some mad max shit right there.

They should put up cameras in New Africa and make it a reality TV show.

Hell they could even use the money to bring the nignogs some water.

>>31606125
>pay the motor price

Wait, someone actually said that on dispatch?

Holy fucking shit, the wrong interpretation of the Game of Thrones line got used AAAHHH FUCK YOU D&D

canadafag here. Reading these posts of police dispatches made me grateful of where I live. I can see why Detroit is a forsaken hellhole. It is truly a place of hell.

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>one of these days the mudshits in dearborn are going to go full jihad and start burning shit in the name of allah
>tfw you will get to listen to the police dispatch with pol

>>31606242
>not having them compete in death games for water

>>31606260
That was some dude who made a chick drink motor oil.

>>31606242
nigs would steal/trash the cameras the second they were put up. You couldn't even use a drone because nigs would take pot shots at it.

>>31606285
It'll be the best happening sleepover thread since Pillar of Cloud.

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>2 year old in the car
>someone is trying to kill her

>>31606260

No, they didn't say it on dispatch. Just us being witty.

IIRC the dispatch was
>we have a black female - her boyfriend assaulted her and forced her to drink motor oil

>>31605252
As part of that rural midwest population I have lived on the bad side of town and still never locked my door. I also regularly walk through bad parts of town, but other than drunk indians they're not even bad.

Someone in a black saturn truck is trying to kill her!

did she just say someone is trying to peel her?

A DOZEN ARMED BLACK MALES

>>31606102

I actually admire basketball americans on a certain level for living dangerous and exciting lives. They live out tribal warfare though gangs, value masculinity and aggression, fight to make it to the top of the food chain, make their own rules, etc. meanwhile us surbuban whites spend out our lives in classrooms and cubicles leading mundane existences.

>>31606324
>black saturn truck
>saturn truck
>truck

No such thing.

>>31606326

Turf dispute between Grove Street and the Ballas

>>31606358
group of men assaulting each other

>>31606358
10/10 lol'd

>>31606326
Man this is kind of sad. Fuckin this shit is way worse then I ever thought this dispatch doesn't get a break kek.

>>31606337

Don't envy the apes at the zoo.

Do you guys think they know that a shitload of peopleare listening in?

or do they just assume that its only detroit drug dealers that are listening

>Evidence techs needed
Does that mean they dead?

>>31606337
Basketball americans kek.. haha

>she's hearing voices

>>31606438
Jesus is talkin to her.

>Pregnant lady hearing voices

Is this the same one that didnt take meds and wanted to kill everyone last night

Black woman, black dress, pregnant, hearing voices

Kek

>>31606438
Might be the baby.

>I'll do the report later

That shit's never getting done

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Typical black, always doing the reports later.

An hero!

We've got an hero

>>31606519
lol'd hard

stop leaving your mic open to the wind you fucking nog

>his purse
Wot

>>31606631
It's
A
SATCHEL!

>>31606631
kek

Also we got ourselves a crimefighter. AN HERO POWERS ACTIVATE

>prank caller

you faggots weren't supposed to get involved! THE GOYIM KNOW!

>Prank calling

/pol/ knock it off.

>THIS MIGHT BE SOMETHING ELSE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS HERE

>>31606650
>not using a backpack

confirmed for faggot

GUNSHOT WOUNDS
ONE SHOT IN EACH LEG
TWO VICTIMS

>>31606671
agree the dpd got enough shit to do

>>31606720

This, holy shit

>>31606671
>>31606677
ok i missed this, what happened

>>31606720
>ah let's do this one

They're just going down the list and seeing which ones are worth responding to. DPD confirmed for understaffed and Detroit for Wild West.

Seriously, these people need to learn to hold down the fucking talk button.

>The woman is afraid for her life

Then what is she doing in Detroit?

Mammaw kickin out her boah

>all right, we goin' back

cop is bored/frustrated as fuck

>>31606837
maybe she only just now realised she somehow ended up in detroit?

that'd be pretty terrifying

>>31606872

Jesus, you know that's actually possible? If you're going down a road late at night, trying to get into Windsor, and you make a wrong turn...!

>don't know what we got over here

This guy's great

>I DONT KNOW WHAT WE GOT OVA HEEA

>>31606900
Lol, my friend did that in broad daylight. Realized he was on the bridge tried to turn around cops busted him turning away. Searched his car found marijuana (stoner 17 year old kid) got extradited.. No record but can go to states.

>>31606880
Look at those nice, model American citizens.

Hit and run red ford fusion

>>31606932
Can't go to the states ever again now sucks cuz he is 23 now and they still haven't let that shit go..

>>31602575

Thread hit bump limit, migrate:

>>31606944
>>31606944
>>31606944

>>31606973

He's not missing anything.

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I'm staying in the hood right now. Should I fire a couple shots?

>>31605730
Also try collinsville, Belleville and fairview heights, all right outside of stl. Lemme tell you, the 618 is fucking crazy. Belleville is right outside of east stl, btw, so NO white people allowed.

>>31605966
He right you city trash. Enjoy your niggers and spics, as well as your ridiculously high prices for anything.

Fuckin retard

Forest ranger has been shot. 1112, ca time

Wtf! ?

>>31608662
Illinois side of St Louis confirmed for being all niggervilles