>just turned 30 >disregardwomen mode >focusing on career

>>31218435
Fuck yeah dude. I'm going to become like you soon(well turning older and getting good job). How do you resist the temptation of the devil(seductive women) though?

>>31218480
It's pretty easy with the 30+ crowd, since their looks are degrading by the day. Stay the fuck clear of young ambitious girls.

Also porn helps.

>>31218435
Protip from a guy in his 30s:
Start fucking the young chicks (20 and younger)
They love 30yos

>>31218435
>magic cards over a family.
Wow congrats being as smart as 4th grader in retard classed at the age of 30.

>that glorious feel when you know OP will die alone without knowing the pleasure of marriage and fatherhood.

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>>31218555
>>31218581
Nice try, FIDF, but this boyim is a free man.

>>31218435
If you where smart you would have that wealth and have 13 kids like me.

>>31218435
>just turned 30
>disregardreality mode
>no savings shitty job
>make 22y/o qt3.14 pregnant 11 month ago
>got son who looks just like me with smile dimples from his mom
>just went on paid fathersleave until august
>women see how beautiful my son is and want my holy sperm

Might be poor as fuck with a deadbeat mom, but... Idk, just getting two more then it's of to war!
PURGE THE UNCLEAN!

>>31218527
word. Do I have anything to fear in my early and mid 20s that are quickly approaching? I sometimes have nightmares of women trying all sorts of devious plans to take my sperm and insert into their vaginas.

Do I just keep fapping and disregard sluterinos?

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>>31218435
>Magic Cards

>>31218435
you = awesome

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>>31218709

>30yo
>fit
>focused on career
>magic cards

Sir, I believe you are a liar.

>>31218709
>>31218725

>buttmad legbeards

>>31218606
You're little more than a teenager who refuses to grow up.

>>31218435
I got 5k in my pocket as we speak.

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>>31218435
>playing kiddie card games at age 30

Kek

>>31218435
I wholeheartedly agree.
>>31218480
I personally do it with standards. I expect my woman to be able to offer at least part of what I can offer myself: fit, aesthetically pleasing, well educated, career, intelligent. That way already more than 99.9% of all women fall away and it's pretty easy to deal with the rest.

>>31218650
Distrusting women is a healthy instinct, but you might be thinking about it too much. Just don't be an idiot around them and you should be good.

But I personally prefer to avoid women altogether because I prefer putting in extra hours at my job or working out more.

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>>31218435
>be me
>18
>never had any interest shown in me by anyone
>tell people I got a place at pilot school
>they mirin
mfw

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>>31218751
>30
>browsing /pol/
>magic cards
>bragging to a bunch of teenagers on the internet

Wow I didn't realize how many angry women browsed /pol/

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>>31218904

>>31218555
>Wow congrats being as smart as 4th grader
>being as smart
>smart
Not starting a family is stupid and starting a family is smart.
Please do humanity a favor and remove yourself from the gene pool.

>>31218750
>tfw pretty focussed on my career, everything is on track
>I spend most nights masturbating and playing LoL in my pants
>play pathfinder twice a week

I'm so happy it's unreal. I dont wven know what to spend my cash on.

>>31218856
>>31218885
Have you encountered many problems making new friends or acquaintances because they ask about "your girlfriend or wife"?

I feel like you'd be ostracized if you're 40+ with no girlfriend or wife from many social settings

>>31218435
>magic cards
Lost me.

I do much the same, only all I do is read.

Philosopher king mode.

>>31218989
People will just assume you're a closeted gay man.

>>31218950
>Not starting a family is stupid and starting a family is smart.
What if someone doesn't want a family? Do you want more single mothers running around?

I wanted to do the same than you, OP but along the road I met this russian girl and I married her a few weeks ago. I'm 25 now. I'm totally focusing on my career now and will build my life with her and buy a house in a russian village soon. I won't have to care about anything else anymore. I'll just live alone with her.

>>31218904
>Not being 25 at least

what a bunch of newfriends

>>31218950
>starting a family
>in this day and age where they cost more than they are worth in tax breaks
>50 percent of marriages end in divorce
>the longer a marriage goes on, the higher the chance of divorce
>prenuptial agreements keep on being thrown out by family courts
>paying alimony to a whore who fucks another man
>smart
It's only smart if you make 1 million a year, because the best schools and universities are too costly. And even then, if your wife divorces you, you are fucked even with prenups.

A lot of men get jailed because they can't pay alimonies. Then they off themselves.

>>31218527
>Also porn helps.
Doesn't that give you the desire for sex? i recommend going full on celibate in order to remove all desires. Because if you abstain from masturbation then you can beat the desire for real women, and it will make it much more easier to cope. When I used to watch porn and masturbate it made me want real sex, and I couldn't turn my wandering eye and stop fantasizing about.

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>>31218709

>All this MTG hate

Dear diary,

it finally happened. /pol/ has made me upset.

-Goyim Halfbreediaz

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>>31218709
>mfw

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>>31218435
> and magic cards
hahaha thanks for the laughs man, you are awesome

>>31219038
>>31218989
I'm 30 not 40, so maybe it'll be different in 10 years. But right now, I'm sure some people think I'm gay. I don't really give a shit. And I can tell you that plenty of women vie for my attention because of my money and status, so I'm guessing they don't think I'm gay.

My advice to the younguns is to focus on what you really love. Stop trying to impress people you hate and just be the man you want to be. "oh no, someone might think I'm gay". Who gives a shit? That guy's getting assraped in court by his ex-wife while you're living the fucking dream, so who's the faggot now?

>>31219041
>>31218989
>>31218904
>>31218555
We don't want to marry/date western women anymore. You're all degenerate. I can suggest to my fellow male /pol/acks to go to Russia and get godtier housewifes who are anti-feminist and anti-gay. You won't regret it.

>>31219169
thanks man. Your my rolemodel. I'll become a successful programmer one day and I'll make you proud

This shit is fucking stupid.

I was with a girl from start of college till graduation and she broke it off because she didn't see a future being compatible together.

That was 5 years ago, and in those 5 years I was single strictly due to my age, women just out of college just slept around everywhere and didn't want to be tied down to a single person.

Now I'm almost 30 now and women around my age now either want me to support their child or support them with my money.

Fuck that shit.

>>31219169
Nothing wrong with it dude, fuck what people think.

Just pointing out that that is what they will think.

>>31219123
Different strokes for different folks, eh?

I find porn helps remove the desire for sex, but if you're the opposite, then obviously you should abstain.

If men want sex, we can just get an expensive 10/10 escort. You women can't do that. You rely on us men to get cock. hahaha losers

>>31219122
This. Starting a family and getting married this era is economically idiotic.

>>31219221
opps you're*

>>31218435

Why do you need so much money then, if you don't plan to marry and have kids? To grow muscles? Why do you even need them? For physical work? Or to jerk off while looking in a mirror?
Your "perfect body" will be eaten by worms, your shiny car will rust on a scrapyard.
I bet you detest neets/shut-ins, but how is your life any better in comparison?
The whole point of making money and career is to have family and kids otherwise one might just live in a monastery, play MMOs / do drugs all day long it will make no difference in the end.

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>>31218435
>Magic cards
I mean it´s really fun and all. But it kinda killed whole post

>>31219223
>Now I'm almost 30 now and women around my age now either want me to support their child or support them with my money.
There's a whooooooole lot of this, unfortunately.

It's kind of hilarious how poorly women deal with their devaluing status as they age.

>>31219067
this post is such bullshit.

>>31219272
His life is better because he can do whatever the fuck he wants, travel as much as he wants, follow the hobbies he wants. It's like you don't know the notion of loving yourself first and enjoying yourself before getting trapped by women and marrying them. You sound like a typical SRS bitch.

>>31219243

>you have to pay for sex
>women can get it for free whenever they want
>bragging about this fact

>>31219272
Nothing makes a difference. So you have kids that keep living after you die. So what?

They'll die too. Just have fun with your life.

>>31219309
>being this mad
Enjoy your degenerated western slut

I'll admit I'm kind of surprised that everyone's focusing on the magic cards bit. You fags wouldn't be so quick to dismiss if you saw my stasis deck.

In all seriousness, it's a fun game and a great way to blow off steam, if you can afford it.

>>31219322
And this is why there are so many sexual frustrated feminazis who can't find men for occasional sex? Sure thing. Women are losers. We own them in every aspect of life.

>>31219272
>why aren't you living your life like how I want you to!
>stop making your own decisions!

>>31219272
The point of making money and career is to buy your shiny car, enjoy video games, watch movies, fuck high-class whores that have been STD-free tested, play sports, and just enjoy life.

You can't do that in a monastery.

>>31219322
>be woman
>doesn't make enough money to pay for luxurious male escorts

>>31219272
You can't enjoy your life if you don't have a healthy body. That's the point of being fit.

>>31219256
what is your life's purpose?

>>31219272
>The whole point of making money and career is to have family and kids otherwise one might just live in a monastery, play MMOs / do drugs all day long it will make no difference in the end.
Sounds like fun.

>>31219309
I know someone just like this except for the russian village thing, so its not that unbelievable.

>>31219363
>not playing a myr deck

I thought you were playing for fun? Do you hate fun anon?

The butthurt of women in this thread is strong kek

>>31219451

>>31219392


If you actually believe that having a family and kids is the only reason to live life, you're crazy. If you want to pass on your genes, fap in a cup and deposit it in a fucking sperm bank.

>>31219371

frustrated feminazis can find a dicking anytime they want. It's our money that they're upset about not receiving.

>oh wait you're paying for sex

>>31219322
>men's goal is to have sex
>women's goal is a relationship
>you can only buy one of these two

>>31219490
>/pol/
>women
Why?

>>31219272
>Why do you need so much money then
>Magic cards

thats why

> strength training equipment and magic cards

i was real impressed up to this point

>>31219462
Manaless dredge is the most fun I've ever had playing a game of magic in my life.

There's just something about the look on the opponent's face as they try to understand what the hell is happening that's so delicious.

>>31219518
>>oh wait you're paying for sex

>implying the 10/10s are the feminazis bitching on tumblr

>>31219525
yeah you're right, you can hardly qualify SRS and tumblr bitches as women

>>31218581
sure hope your not trying to imply that it is even half the time pleasurable.
marriage and fatherhood is conceding to a life of service and misery.

>>31219589
Marriage and fatherhood can be great if you have a load of money AND a wife who isn't a degenerated western slut.

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I'm glad hedonistic dumbasses like you are failing at natural selection. My descendants will have no worries about people like you. While they thank me for giving them the gift of life, you'll be worm food. Feels good man.

Have fun with your meaningless pleasure seeking life.

>>31219631
Why are you so mad about it though?

>>31218435
>turned 30
>spend my money on magic cards

lelz

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>>31218435
so how much money do you have?

>>31219504
no, not just genes

were you neglected as a child?

>>31218650
If you fuck em casually make damn sure they are cool with pro-choice. I have had many close calls while even wearing condoms and thankfully they were all chill with plan B or an abortion if need be.

>>31219631
so, when are you and rosy palms expecting?

>>31219657
because he's swedish

sweden, yes

Think about this, /pol/.

There are 24 hours in a day.
You spend 8 of them sleeping.
Another 8 working (or 12 if overtime).
You spend 1 to 2 hours driving to work and back to home.
That's 17 to 22 hours of the damn day.

What's left of your time? 2 to 7 hours left to you per day. You telling me you want to have people annoying you for that short period of time left in your day? Really?

>>31218764

I don't blame him. If our state/society was one that had our back, took care of us, and did considered our wants and needs, then he'd deserve all the scorn of his peers he could get. However, there's no purpose to shame him by opting out of a rat race that is pure risk and no reward. If he wants kids he can still get them too, and possibly even support them with a high-tier salary from having given so much to his company in his youth. It's not the signature of a man to willingly and knowingly live as someone's expendable and disparaged indentured lackey.

>>31219668
It's in poor taste to give out that kind of information.

Also you'd all just accuse me of lying anyway. Let's just say I'm quite comfortable.

>>31219668
$1

You mean being wealthy is awesome, fucktard.

It's not because you're a man. It's because you have money, dumbass.

>>31219673
dude i had a dream where i fucked a pretty hot woman and my accident came inside her and i ask her to take pill next morning she says "nah i dont think so" and leaves. I woke up very frustrated and sad ;_;

>tfw that can happen in real life

>>31219710
do it faggot

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>>31219700
>mfw I own my own business and pay people to work for me while I sit back and rake in cash
PATRICIAN FORM!

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>go spend my money on strength training equipment and magic cards

you're a God amongst insects, anon

>Materialism

>>31219757
what kind of business?

>>31219710
Go on anon. What do you for a living?

>>31219731
I know that. I was just trying to bait the SJW idiots.

It seems to have worked.

And to the white nationalists trying to shame me into having kids, I tan easily so you probably wouldn't consider me white anyway.

>>31219672
No, but what would being neglected have anything to do with family and marriage being overrated and useless to the modern working man?

>>31219436
>You can't enjoy your life if you don't have a healthy body.
bullshit. you especially wouldn't need "strengthening equipment" then

>>31219757
How do you do it anon?

>>31219757
Sounds pretty awesome.

>>31219453
temporary fun, yes

>>31219772
Automotive.

>>31219789
>you especially wouldn't need "strengthening equipment" then
I don't get the logic behind this statement.

>>31219744
No.

>>31219781
I work in a niche area of computing.

>>31219319
>His life is better because he can do whatever the fuck he wants

Yes, like a toddler. No responsibilities "i do what i want". Very adult way of living.

>It's like you don't know the notion of loving yourself first and enjoying yourself

It's called egoism or selfishness. There's nothing admirable in it at all.

>getting trapped by women
Why "trapped"? Why not "loved"?

>>31219328
>So what?

That is all the difference. have you ever spoken with a young dad in your life? Seen how birth of baby transformed him? Of course not.

>>31219392
>The point of making money and career is to buy your shiny car, enjoy video games, watch movies, fuck high-class whores that have been STD-free tested, play sports, and just enjoy life
all the difference, it's the meaning of life.

No, it cannot be the meaning of life. It's empty meaningless excuse of life. Most people who live like that are bitter inside, but they would never tell you that. They know that their lives are meaningless without family and children, but pretend that "they are ok". But they aren't ok and that's the reason why they need to drown their misery in alcohol, drugs, videogames and sex with prostitutes.

>>31219453
>Sounds like fun.

Yes, when you're 15 or 20. Not so much when you're 35+

>>31219789
If you're strong, you can do more things, play more sports, build more stuff. There's a lot of things being unhealthy stops people from doing.

>>31219328

no accomplishment in "just having fun"

>>31219812
Hard, fast and honest work with a pension for creativity. I sound like a fucking boomer.

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>>31219710

>>31219847
Are you a girl?

>>31218983
Buy more money. The savvy word is investing.

>>31219847
Women are the most egocentric and selfish creatures on this earth.
So your whole post is invalid. Get rekt, bitch.

>>31218643
>implying your son will want to be male for much longer.

>>31218581
>that glorious feel when you know OP will die alone without knowing the pleasure of divorce and alimony payments.

>>31219788
It would be understandable that you equate having a family solely with passing on genes if that was the case.

>>31218435
>they sniff out how much money I have and try to get me interested in them
Alpha fucks, Beta bucks
You know they'd cheat on you first chance.

If you want to settle down, do it with a quality girl who's way younger and hasnt fucked 300 guys.
go for a 20 year old if you're 30

>tfw daydreaming about disregarding women, living in a nice house, being modestly wealthy, and repeatedly adopting 15 year old orphaned/abandoned white boys to help them through high school, prepare them for college / the world, teach them to drive, and teach them to lift.

I'm sure it's a lot more of a burden than I can imagine now, with all the edginess of adolescence, but unlike women, I feel this would be worth the struggle.

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>>31218435
>magic cards
why not yu-gi-oh

>>31219847
Since nobody is autistic enough to actually do this and believe that bullshit. I assume you are a woman?

>>31219913
this right there.

>that glorious feel when you know OP will die happy, doing what he has loved for his whole life while most other people will have been a slave to women and have just followed the path laid out to them like stupid sheep

>>31219272
You can have aspirations other than a family, with your career being one of them.

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>>31219847
I have sex with prostitutes.. but that's more because I work 14 hours per day on average. No time for a relationship at the moment I don't drink or do drugs though

>>31219927
>repeatedly adopting 15 year old orphaned/abandoned white boys
You know that people are going to start asking questions, right?

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>>31218435
>magic cards
that's when I stopped believing

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>>31219913
>you will enjoy the fruits of your labor and never have them stolen from you by a corrupt government and an unethical, extortionist cunt
;_;

>>31219823
EVERYTHING is temporary.
>They know that their lives are meaningless without family and children, but pretend that "they are ok". But they aren't ok and that's the reason why they need to drown their misery in alcohol, drugs, videogames and sex with prostitutes.
So you'd rather we drown our misery in ungrateful families and unhappy marriages?

A marriage is simply you fucking a whore who can take away half of your money for life even if she is the one who cheats on you.

There's no difference to fucking a whore if you look at it that way.

If you want to pass on your genes, SPERM BANK DONATIONS.

Everyone in the world is depressed and in a miserable life state. The very reason we work and earn money is to not be miserable. Everyone drowns their misery in many things.

I choose videogames, cars and whores. You choose your family and marriage scam.

>>31219631
>My descendants will have no worries about people like you.
'cuz they'll be too busy procreating with niggers and doing butt stuff.

>>31219436

but if playing cards is your idea of enjoying life, why would you need to be fit for that???

wouldn't that time be better spend playing more magic? I don't understand

unless you think the muscles intimidate his magic opponents

>Im insecure because i dont know to interact with women

>>31218996

Reading 4chan doesnt count. But im sure youre the king of mommy's basement

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>>31219980

>>31218555
>why dont you settle for a used up 30 year old whore who has wasted her best years riding the cock carousel and now needs a provider who will give her the kids her hormones are demanding
this is why we slut-shame. Nobody wants used goods. If you wont give a guy your best years, why would he want your worst?

>>31219949
Meh, it's fine as long as I have nothing to hide, as much as I hate that logic when it comes to stuff like nsa tapping.

What's wrong with magic cards?

Grown soldiers in Iraq play D&D and Warhammer 40K board games.

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>>31218435

> I took the redpill too.

>tfw white
>mid twenties
>gonna be doing this in asia
>fucking hot 19-23 year old asian women well into my well 30s as i make bank
>meanwhile people back in the west will be stuck with fat empowered womyn who bang niggers behind their back, living paycheck to paycheck and in debt

Feels gud

>>31219922
Yeah but a woman who has fucked 47 is alright?

>>31218480
Fuck them and then kick them to the curb like they deserve.

>>31219977
My primary goal in life isn't to play magic you goddamn retard. It's just a fun hobby; I only play a few times a month.

On the other hand - and this is generally speaking you understand - I spend a lot of time in my body. So being fit is quite rewarding.

>>31220010
Babbys first pocket psychology

>>31220044
>47
oh god it's like fucking a baseball glove

>>31220036
good plan my friend, i wish you good luck. I'm already living the life you describe.

>>31220064
>keeps projecting

>>31218435
\
How do you make money?

>>31220051
Are you Patrick Bateman?

>inb4 you ask for my businesscard

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>>20258606
We have one now, want another when our first gets a little older. Fatherhood isn't always easy, but that's what I love about it, it's overwhelmingly gratifying. Imagining your legacy and the lives of your children, and your children's children. You'll never understand it until you experience it.

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>>31220096
Programmer.

OP got jew'd. Good goy, dont find a woman and train her to be a good wife/mother. Good goy, dont have children. Good goy, remain in perpetual adolesence and play pokeman cards while drinking from your sippy cup, faggot nerd. At least collect cars or guns or something that 14 year olds arent peddlers of.

>>31220072

cool. which country?

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>>31220138
Nice try, rabbi.

>>31219973
I know it's hard to establish a certain tone with text. I'm not mad, but it's meant to be a little harsh, in a constructive way.

>>31219922
this im hoping to become a doctor by age 30 so ill have to look for a young girl who hasnt seen the whole villages cocks im going to find a girl 18-21 y.o hopefully

>>31218435
>magic cards
mein nigga

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>>31219371

>>31219631

>gift of life
>life
>a gift

Yeah, I'm sure they'll be thanking you for the "gift of life" when they're riddled with disease, poverty and pain.

Life is, by far, the gayest thing ever.

>>31218435
>thinking you need to avoid women completely to be successful
>not just pumping and dumping until you start a family

just go for the sluts and you don't have to buy shit mayne

>tfw decent ammount of money
>girl claims I knocked her up
>mfw had vasectomy 2 years before I met her


She wouldn't stop claiming it was mine until I showed her the invoice for the procedure.

>>31219853
no accomplishment in anything, you autist

>>31220152
Luxembourg.

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Don't let the jews win, /pol/. Please find your nearest pussy cartel representative asap.

>>31220230
>summarizing an infamous greentext story

bitch pls.

>>31220230
What... the fuck. What happened after? Why do you let crazy women in your life

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>>31218435

>magic

OP needs to join the masterrace. Seriously though, Magic was a lot of fun. Used to play it. Remember being jealous of my buddy's black-bordered Black Lotus around that time.

>>31220230

Forgot to say, she tried to claim I raped her during a week I was out of the country.

Women can't handle being called out on their bullshit, can they?

>>31219631
>>31220112
These fucking "legacyfags" are seriously funny.

UNLESS you occupy a good position of power or will do something historically great, your descendants won't remember you or even thank you as time passes. Legacy only works for the 1 percent of humanity.

You're no better than a sperm bank donation.

>>31220138

>Acquire currency
>Be 40
>Find sweet 18 year old to mold
>Provide best available opportunities for your children available at near-max earnings potential
>Kids graduate before you are 60 from private school

Nearly every successful white collar individual I know has a wildly older father. Now this type of arrangement is being decried as having a 'trophy wife'.

Yes. It is a trophy. I just won the Man Olympics by producing the most favored offspring.

>>31220230
That sounds fucked up, man.

>>31220114
Nice! I'm also working on becoming a programmer. How the job market nowadays? Problems with outsourcerino?

>>31220275
I wish mine went as far as that guy, I didn't have to do anything legal to save my ass.

>>31220280
See

>>31220288

>magic cards
>3.99 a pack
>most competitive cards 9.99 to 29.99 each
>being jewed this hard
>feeling like you're making it
Get a manly hobby you bitch

>>31220288

The worst part about this is, even after I proved it wasn't possible for me to rape someone who was in a different country, I STILL had people thinking I did it.

Best part is, both her parents sided with me.

>>31219168
>forgot to turn name off
>barack obama reaction picture

I thought it was a joke when people said feminists got butthurt at men not giving their shekels to a wife at a young age

>>31220370
That bitch be crazy

>>31220370
Make a full greentext story please, from the beginning until the end

>>31218764
>not wanting someone to leech you off is a bad thing

>>31220370
>Best part is, both her parents sided with me.
This sounds unusual, what the fuck?

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>>31219927
>repeatedly adopting 15 year old orphaned/abandoned white boys to help them through high school, prepare them for college / the world, teach them to drive, and teach them to lift.

doing gods work Anon
doin gods work

>>31220382
my bad goys
long time lurker, posted first thread in few years and forgot to delete name

>>31220323
>How the job market nowadays?
Not as good as it was before my time, but not as bad as many pretend.

If you're not a retard and you work hard, there's plenty of work out there for you. My advice would be to develop a specialty beyond just "code monkey" if you want to be coveted.

>Problems with outsourcerino?
Not really. Indians produce shit code and even managers are starting to realize it. I'm sure there are some spaces where this is a problem, but not for me.

>>31219789
>tumblr landwhales in charge of understanding how excercise works

>>31220514
Sweet. I think I've made my decision then. Was kind of considering just going into trades because everyone and their pet dog is crying about outsourcing and no jobs for comp sci grads...

I can't believe all the muscleshaming I've been getting in this thread.

This is why I need #SwoleAcceptance!

>>31219980
>interacting with women is worthwhile

know how i know youre a goy?

>>31218581
Life isnt a Disney movie you idiot. Divorce rates are 60%+ today, 75% of which are initiated by women. Enjoy losing your child to a selfish cunt and paying alimony and child support

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>>31219708
this is a high-quality post.

>>31220555
Most comp sci grads are retards. If you want to be a programmer, again, my advice would be to get a specialty. To put it another way, what's something that really excites you that requires computers and programming to solve?

And if you go in for comp sci, you should spend your summers doing co-op. Learn version control, collaborating with people, shipping a product, meeting deadlines, etc. That's shit you generally don't learn in school, and is why kids with bachelors in cs from good schools flop hard when they hit the market.

>>31219946
>You can have aspirations other than a family, with your career being one of them.

But why would you need to build a career if you have no family? Who will inherit all your money and property if you have no children?
It's meaningless to make money year after year and participate in a rat race just to be able to spend money on "adult toys" and useless trinkets. All your "career achievements", all your education and everything that was given to you by your parents, all will go to waste, since you have no children.
I can very well understand why poor people from a poor country (like myself) can decide to be childless and live as a recluse, but why would a man, who claims to be rich and successful, willingly deprive himself from one of most important things in life?

>>31220608
in western countries yes

>>31220439
Her dad and I had a private conversation, and he told me she has always been a pathological liar

>>31220404
Don't have tons of time but I will


>Be 19
>Have pregnancy scare with a girl who I never want to have kids with
>Decide to get vasectomy, takes a whole bunch of time to do it since most places refused to operate on someone so young
>Finally find someone that will do it
>Everything goes good till 21
>Meet that girl, start hitting it off and having good times
>End up having sex a few times
>A few months later she comes out and says she took a test and she is pregnant
and that it is my child
>Tell her that isn't possible, because we always used condoms and she said she was on the pill
>She stays strong that is my child
>Decide to wait it out a bit 1) To see if she actually is pregnant and 2) To see if she admits to lying/cheating on me
>Time goes by, she doesn't admit it but she is clearly pregnant
>Start talking more seriously about how it couldn't be mine, she says it 100% is
>Bring up that I had a vasectomy two years earlier, and it isn't even possible that the child is mine
>Calls me a liar, a piece of shit man and all types of names
>Show her the invoice for my procedure ( I keep all major bills in a safe at home, car payments, any medical things done, shit like that)
>She basically breaks down, runs out of my house
>Think everything is done
>Police show up at my door 2 months later, saying that she is claiming that I raped her on the monday of a week
>Tell them I wasn't in the country from Saturday till Friday and that it isn't possible
>Still have to go through all the hoops, even though I can prove I wasn't even in Canada when this happened
>Get a call from her father, saying that I have the support of both him and her mother
>"I will not let my daughters tendency to lie destroy another humans life" or something along those lines


I wanted too hug that man.

>>31218581
>>31218764
enjoy being old and broke when your wife divorces you and you should have seen it coming as being a beta bucks provider to a whore who rode the cock carousel before she settled down for you

>>31219849

You don't have to be strong to be healthy. I do cardio and I don't eat like shit. Strength isn't really important for tennis, golf, etc etc.

>>31219067
kek enjoy her quick spiral into ugliness after 30 and enjoy her raping your wallet.

also, russian porn is my fetish

>>31220662
Forgot to mention, a mutual friend of ours told me her kid came out half black

>>31220636
Thanks a lot dude. But yeah I've kind of fiddled around with C and Python so far but not really sure what i'd have as specialty.

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>2014
>not owning your own shipping company
>not doing coding on the side for cash
>not having a 800 acre ranch to live on with your family
>not sending your three children to private school
>not spending your money on guns and learning to live off the land
>not preparing for the great happening

>>31218555
Booty tickled stormweenie with family obsession pls fo

If this is true, you are awesome.

>>31220688
Doesn't matter , at least she's no western whore

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What format do you play OP?
Because if you play anything other than vintage or legacy you're a beta faggot.

But damn does it feel good to not have a gf.

>>31218650
Just don't leave any used condoms laying in the trash. Beware the handcuffed-to-bed-and-raped method however.

>>31220694
>>not owning your own shipping company
Tell me more. What do you do exactly?

>>31220749
Legacy and casual (legacy/vintage + the cheaper banned cards, basically). I'm also a big fan of horde. Fuck edh.

>>31220749
>not carrying at least $2k in your wallet at all times

Step your game up canadabro

ps. what the heck are those yellow things, is that gold

>>31220636
Also what do uyou think about doing trades and also being self taught programmer and doing freelance work on the side? Is that viable or doesn't really work?

>>31220662
fucking crazy man

28 here and in a similar situation. Baby rabies is very real, it's quite uncanny to see it in action. I had a vasectomy a few years ago but I never tell these bitches. They've got no problem trying to use me so fair game.

Fuck supporting a future hambeast and her spawn. I'm not playing a rigged game. It's amazing how much money you can make with no obligations draining your resources. I plan to travel the world and do all the shit I dreamed of doing when I was poor. Fixing civilization isn't my responsibility.

>>31220650
READ THE FUCKING THREAD

>>31218983
pls help me

i went into debt after dr shekelbergegoldstien put me on prozac and i had a psychotic outburst and spent like 2,000 dollars i didn't have

i got off the meds and got /fit/ but now i'm horribly in debt and i work minimum wage and live in a studio apartment ;_;

>>31220837
Well, some people do it. I've never freelanced because I don't enjoy all the legal voodoo, and prefer to let others handle it. When I "freelance", I go open source (usually BSD license, suck my dick gnu fags).

I'm basically the wrong guy to ask about this particular part of the industry.

>>31220650
>why would a man, who claims to be rich and successful, willingly deprive himself from one of most important things in life?

Because he is a product of the warped materialistic, gender-warring and narcissistic society in which he lives and meaninglessly toils.

>>31220662
>>31220690
That story. Good job not getting fucked over.

>>31220860
It almost ruined my life.


I think the big thing that saved me from being a social outcast is the fact her parents took my side

>>31218750
>What is a hobby
Its not like Magic is a hobby that you spend 1000's on in a year

>>31220662
ayy lmao

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>>31220797
I like you. I like you a lot.
I'm currently working on getting all the dual lands with blue mana in them. This is what I got so far.
>>31220804
>ps. what the heck are those yellow things, is that gold
Yeah it's gold and the silver things on the top is silver.
I usually just keep 150 dollars on me when I go out so I don't spend more than 150 dollars in the week. I do make a lot of money but I try to live as simple as I can.
This is just the cash I have lying around in my room.

My ex boss was as happy as ever when the cleaning lady started giving him pussy.
Now he's a wreck of a man always worrying about the next hearing for a rape charge she put forward. She has no proof mind you but still scared the guy because they did fuck. Comes out that she's a thief too, that she's tried more than once to either claim rape or even rape on her JB whore daughter to extort money from men. Yet the local police would always rather investigate on the evil man instead of realizing this woman is throwing rape charges everytime she's welcomed into a rich household.

Such noble women enriching the workplace. Don't give them a cent. Hire men or do it yourself.

>>31220891
Ah ok. Do I need my bachelors to get any job as a programmer right? There's some college programs here in Canada but they don't give a bachelors, not worth right?

>>31221008
>Hire men or do it yourself.
always
only betafags hire women in hopes of pussy

>>31218435
Disgusting. You're one of the causes for the extinction of the white race. You're as bad as the niggers, kikes and feminists.

>Disregard women, acquire currency
>Disregard currency, acquire drugs
>Injecting opiates feels better than sex ever did
>Morphine totally kills my sex drive, don't even watch porn
>Society going down the shitter thanks to feminism and degeneracy, planet will be destroyed in 100 years thanks to our plutocratic overlords destroying the planet for wealth
>Life now has zero meaning or purpose, so I don't give a fuck as long as I outlive my parents (don't want them to have to bury their son).

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>>31220662
this story is just the greentext version of a similar, popular story

http://message.snopes.com/showthread.php?t=15290

fucking MRA weenies spreading fake stories to support their cause, I would not be surprised to find out that the testimonies in this entire thread are just one big lie

>>31221031
You don't need a degree for many programming jobs. You will make less money and have a much harder time getting your foot in the door, but it's not strictly required.

>>31219272
>Your "perfect body" will be eaten by worms, your shiny car will rust on a scrapyard.

It's all about the journey, not the destination.

>>31220993
Holy shit man that's like 2000 dollars in just cards.

>>31221086
That guy actually looks pretty bro tier and that uniform is awesome.

>>31221087
Ok but I meant doing any college program that doesn't give me a degree is useless correct?

>>31221088
Yeah, I've never understood this reasoning.

>Food just turns to poop, so why even bother eating?!

>>31219847
Single mother detected.

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>>31221128
I know.

>>31221143
realizing impermanence is a way of seeing beauty in lifewithout clinging

>>31221086
>implying I had to copy another story


I wish I did. I had a year of my life ruined because of a piece of shit female

>>31221059
He's doing it because he has no other choices.

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>>31218435
I with you brother.

I went through a divorce (no kids... she miscarried and then didn't want to come off the birthcontrol for fear of losing another baby)

Didn't lose any money on the deal since she was from an extremely wealthy family and her father advised her not to try for alimony.

Now I'm 33, get to keep the full 130k per year salary for myself.
Pump and dump 21-26 year olds on a regular basis and tell them up front they'renot gonna have a snowballs chane in hell at getting me into a committed relationship and am not gonna get married again unless it's somehow going to be extremely beneficial for me politically.

Being a man is the fucking absolute best!

Hail Patriarchy!

>>31220866
Holy shit, yes!
I got out of a longterm relationship and I look at my bank statements now and it's insane.
I bought a house and a new car and still have plenty left in my wallet.
Women are financial succubi.

>>31221174
I have a foil Grim Monolith that I pulled out of a pack when I was a kid.

Boy was I surprised when I got back into magic recently and saw what it's worth.

>>31220972
Did her parents ever call her out to her face? It's unbelievable that someone could be scummy enough to keep lying when their own parents call their bs

>>31221209

what's your job?

>>31218435
Kinda like you OP but haven't quite reached 30 yet. Got an engineering job that pays relatively well (could make more money if I wanted to change job, but I love the arms industry so what the hell). I try to save/invest 50% of my income to generate even more more money down and spend the rest on things I love. I don't even care about women anymore. In my age they're all damaged goods anyway.

>>31219122
Wait prenups no longer work?

>>31220866
live the dream anon

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>>31218606

>pic related detected (oy vey... we need more taxble cannon fodder... why won;t you get a nice latina or brown woman goy!!)

inb4 some autist points out that they card isn't right... I've played that nerd game 2 times in my life.

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>>31221243
This question has been asked of everyone in the thread who has given even a sliver of personal information?

Does anyone else find this pattern unusual?

>>31221238
My friend and I started playing magic after not touching it for 5 years.

We couldn't believe how much money we've always been sitting on.
We both made legacy decks that are worth around 3-5 thousand dollars and we only spent about 200 dollars on them. We just sold all of our old cards to make these decks.

>>31221241
I cut all contact with her after the police contacted me

>>31218725
>>31218709
>>31219129
>>31219162

>1..jpg
>shilling this hard

>>31221274
Prenups never fucking work.

>>31221302
because many people here still haven't chosen what to do in life. It makes my choice easier when I get to hear some experiences of sucessfull people.

doesn't matter what your hobby is. the point is that you aren't wasting it on a woman.

the worst thing you can do in life is get a steady girlfriend. the only exception is if she has a decent job and pays for her own stuff. but even then you never go as far as moving in together.

i think it's obvious that you should never get married. don't fucking do that no matter what.

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>>31221298
fuck off stormturd
take your meds, your mind is slipping away again

>pic related

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>>31221243

I work as a music for marketing consultant for a few advertising agencies and I also make money on the other end by acting as an agent for indie record labels (basically I charge the ad agencies to place the songs that the indie artists and labels pay me to place with the ad agencies!!)

kek... I'm not even a jew but I know how to play their shekel obtainment games!

>>31221062
>Morphine totally kills my sex drive,

Man when my friend couldn't pay me back and gave me his morphine I swear I felt like I was in one constant orgasm

And in another thread:
>>31219718

>>31221363
>/pol/
>tolerating the scourge of the gray man

get out jidf

>>31221381
holy fuck that's awesome.. How did you get into it? Just plain bachelor in marketing I suppose? (I still haven't made up my mind)

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>>31221216
>financial succubi

Luckily my girlfriend isn't like that, but what she is is a time succubi.

Ever since I've gotten into a relationship my exams have gone to shit, my coursework is suffering and sports is non-existent. She will literally just wait from study break to study break to chat to me online and have 2 hour+ skype convos (mfw). We're only 18 so she could just be naive but fuck me I don't know how to get out of it.

>>31221451
Time is what you have when you're young.
Time is money.

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>>31219710

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>>31221358
Oh cmon man. My Mum and Dad have been married for 30 years and their relationship is still doing ok. It depends on the person.

>>31221500
60 percent of marriages end in divorce.
Exceptions don't defy trends.

>>31221059
>You're one of the causes for the extinction of the white race
blame women. White women are shit nowadays.

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>>31221437
not even... I never went to university. I used to make techno and house myusic and throw shit tons of raves (back when they were real... and illegal) in the mid 90's

I started an indie label for a few years and through that got to know tons of people. Worled as a consultant for a madison ave ad agency... and was like... fuck I can get them to pay me and my friends for our own music !!

then I made a business out of it and now I live a happy degnerate life of sex with young fit women and occasional weekend long cocaine fueld orgies.

or maybe I'm a fat, greesy necked faggot making up lies on the internet because: lonely autism...

Who knows?

Either way ...feels god man.

>>31221500
From a different time, and thats the exception not the rule. Women can and will fuck you over in a dozen different ways. The suicide rate for divorced men is astronomical.

>>31221388

Pretty much. It's not as physical a sensation, but much more psychologically euphoric, and it actually lasts. If you can get a good supply you can keep it going for the rest of your life - it isn't neurotoxic like amphetamines and it doesn't rape your body like cocaine. Opium and laudanum users back in the day would start in their 20's and 30's and easily live to old age, it's only dangerous when idiots use dirty street heroin or don't know how to inject properly.

Morphine actually makes you feel good enough to not give a fuck, an orgasm makes you feel good for 10 seconds, then leaves you feeling tired, grumpy and, depending on the girl (most of them these days, since they're either frumpy feminists or dirty skanks, especially once you pass 21 or so), disgusted with yourself.

>>31220771
Well obviously we move shit around. Most of the stuff is produce and goods for grocery stores if their delivery trucks are broken down. I have a couple of semi trucks which my brother and his friend both drive for me. I know some people in California and New York who need goods moved and because they knew me in college they told their bosses about me and gave me the job. Aside from those two most of the stuff we deliver is local. My trucks are unmarked so no one wants to risk breaking into them because the chance of finding anything worth stealing is very low.

girlfriends parents think theyre being clever telling you that you two should get married

"eh im focused on my career."

"well that means you dont love her anon"

"shes more than free to leave if she pleases"

She smiles and hugs you saying she isn't going anywhere

Disregard Women, Acquire Currency was the best meme I ever found on here....

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>that feel when have waifu.
>That feel when 3d bitches and whores.
>But still want to continue family blood-line and White race in general.

I am so conflicted. What do?

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>>31221626
Wait for the glorious artificial womb revolution, anon-kun.

>>31221626
edgy teeniebopper.

don't reproduce. racist, autistic people like you are nasty and antisocial and hold humanity back.

>>31220993

How the fuck can you spend so much on cards.

You could just print out the cards needed to play. It's a fucking game.

You're spending hundreds on a rare pawn in order to play chess.

It's stupid.

>>31218555
Why are you so mad?
This nigga has a hobby he loves and has the job to fund it.
Are you mad cus you'll never be that happy?

>>31221541

Women are shit because men are shit. Become not shit and train your woman, faggot.

>spending more time working a salary job than you absolutely must

i'm so glad i dodged that bullet. i make things, fix things, provide my skills to my friends and neighbors. all under the table, haven't paid a dime in income tax in years (feels great). i grow most of my own food, trade for what i don't grow. late 20s, no wife, no girlfriend, no kids, no problem. tons of free time to read (collecting books records is my indulgence), write, hike on my land, compose music, play piano, work with my plants.

i live modestly and simply but i live without any kind of compromise. i get to completely realize my my ethical, religious, and political ideals. one day someone will read my books or hear my music and it'll fill a void within them, they'll identify with it and let it become part of them. and that, to me, is more perfect than raising children ever could be.

I feel ya op.
but you get soo much fucking shit from everyone. Even the godamn goverment seems to hate you.

> 32
>no wife or lids
> own 3 cars fully paid off
> house fully paid off
> have a very successful business that expanded to 4 locations and opening a fifth soon
> everyone still considers you a failure
> the goverment and banks were dicks about giving me loans for a car or house in the beggining.
> parents don't care about that you paid off their house and cleared their debt.
> your a worthless failure because they don't have grandkids
> still through all the hardships it's still fun to dress like a slob and go out to places with women ask them out for a drink
>and when they say no say oh okay and walk back to my Mercedes and then watch them run back
it's a hard battle

>>31220662
I sure do like reading this story that definitely happened over and over /s

>>31221718
Better than spending money on a girl who will just leave him anyways

>parents get divorced
>be 26
>dad earns ~1500
>judge:"well Dad youre self employed so you could be hiding income"
>judge says 1000 euros per month to the woman
>mum raids dad's accounts with permit from judge
>rages when finds out dad has no money because he had been building the house she took to live in with her attorney/bf
>goes to cops
>says dad is not paying alimony for kids (lie), files some legal shit against him
>says both "kids" live with her (lie)
>mom goes to dad's home with cops
>they escort mom into dad's home
>cops let her get random stuff from a house she never entered before and prompt dad to stay back
>dad still risking jail time for unpaid alimony calculated on false statements made by her
>judges don't care about hearing the truth and say pay up for now next decision is next year
>tfw dad still asks me to find a woman

>>31221718
You can say that about weed people spend money on. You can say that about strippers people spend money. Kids people spend money on. Anything. He enjoys it and he has the fiances to afford it, does it still make it bad?

I mean its not my slice of cake but if he enjoys it good for him. I hope one day I can enjoy something enough to justify spending large amounts of money on it and have a job that allows me to do so.

>>31219272

Fecesbaroness pls go.

*trims legbeard*

>>31221910
>> still through all the hardships it's still fun to dress like a slob and go out to places with women ask them out for a drink
>>and when they say no say oh okay and walk back to my Mercedes and then watch them run back
Holy shit I should try this. This sounds fun as hell.

>>31218435
You give me hope.

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>>31221910
>no wife or lids
>or lids
>lids
But anon, how do you show your swag?

>>31219631
>swefag

Woe is you.

>>31221551
living the dream life and outjewing the jew m8 Good sweet life anon. Keep it up.

>>31221958
>she couldn't get money that didn't exist
Clearly this just means we need more feminisms.

>>31221958
It is simple

Your dad needs to murder the bitch. He is already fucked legally.

If people started cutting off heads every time a bitch lied about shit they may stop

>these dumbshit replies

YEAH GROW UP MAN YOU NEED TO HAVE A KID AND A WIFE TO LEECH OFF OF YOU MAN, THAT'S WHAT BEING A GROWN UP MEANS NOW HURRY UP AND GIVE UP YOUR INDEPENDENT LIFE AND INTERESTS FOR THEM

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>>31221910

I'm the 33 yo anon here.

Seriously... FUCK EVERYBODY.

Your fulfilment and happiness is what matters.

I did the mariage, settled down into a more "respectable" aspect of my industry... and I was fucking MISERABLE... but they were happy.

Fuck that noise... do you and if they don't like it then they really don't care about you... but their own ego... and if that is indeed the case, why the fuck should you care?

Sadly it took me 7 years of depression and hell to figure that out, but the hard way is the way that sticks once you finish the lesson.

>>31218989
Sorry for the late reply.

The most annoying part actually were my parents who constantly bothered me about it. Most people just assume that I have a gf or wife and usually react surprised when you reveal the truth. However, it never has been a problem so far.

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>>31221958
omylcan

> all these idiots bleating about how you must submit to the uterine jew

Yeah dude you're just a dumb goy if you don't sacrifice your independence and life for some fucking cunt!

>>31218856
>>31218435

What is your career?

>>31219453
seconded

>>31219700

24 hours in a day.

I spend 6 of them sleeping.

8 of them working.

My drive to and from work is only ~10 minutes each way.

So I get 10 hours to do whatever I want. Checkmate, Atheists.

>>31222202
>>I spend 6 of them sleeping.
uugh I already feel tired reading this.

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>>31218435

>tfw I'm just like you
>tfw I'm bisexual but decided that gays are faggots and I'm finished with them
>tfw I'm going to take my money and move to another country
>tfw I'll easily find a loyal wife because I'm a wealthy Americlap
>tfw I'll piss off /pol/, /lgbt/, and Tumblr all at the same time

>>31218989

Wouldn't the best thing be to pretend to be a widower? Chicks dig it because you're single and there's no ex in the scene, but they also think you're willing to get married.

Make up a sob story about how you were late 20's, just got married, she died in a car crash or some shit, and you'll have to use a stick to hold off the women throwing their pussy at you.

If you wanna get laid anyway.

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>>31222230

>tfw I get up for work at 4am.
>tfw it's the weekend.
>Go to bed at 2am.
>Wake up at 5:15am.

>>31221910
>> still through all the hardships it's still fun to dress like a slob and go out to places with women ask them out for a drink
>>and when they say no say oh okay and walk back to my Mercedes and then watch them run back
Fucking hilarious

>>31219700
>5 hours of sleep
>5 hours of work
>4 minute walk to work
>rest of the day spent working on my art


I may be pretty poor but I'm loving life

>>31222063
That's the way I see it. If you wrong someone to the extreme, then expect extreme reaction even if the fucking state is supporting you I will still find you and kill you, no way I'd be letting you get away with it.

Dad told me he was smashing furniture to cope with the anger at first but never did anything more than that. He doesn't want to hurt the woman that's still raising his daughter otherwise he would've had legal ways and connections to send the woman in jail for a bit. Now he got a few heart attacks and a partial paralysis scare so he's focusing on staying calm.

>>31222288
Waking up early and tired is a sign of depression.

>>31220662

Send that story to Bill Burr.

>>31222111
Also do you regularly get laid? Im kind of considering just completely avoiding females and just jacking off to porn every day

>>31220320
>tfw friend's father had him at around 40 and is absolutely based.
Motherfucker owns his own tug-boats, and not the CWC kind.

>>31222349
No. Waking up early and tired is a sign of an ingrained schedule and lack of sleep + hard work.

>>31222263
I like this idea. I will use it. Gotta remember to get a vasectomy first, hopefully no complications

>>31222367
Isn't that dangerous though? What if they claim you impregnated them?

>>31222389
Insomnia is common among the depressed. In the typical pattern, a person wakes very early and cannot get back to sleep.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_depressive_disorder

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Anyone read this book?

>>31222389

Medicine is never clear cut.

>>31222429
who does? I don't communicate with women. I have a very high sex drive so I jack off at least 1-3 times a day.

I think it's better to find a younger woman when you're in your early/late 20s and you're in your career/starting it/just got out of med school or what have you. After 30 every younger girl is going to be a gold digger most likely and every woman your age will be a baby crazy bitch with a womb that is about to become way exponentially more likely to make a retard.

Best to make a connection early when you are still coming into your potential so you can find a real friend you can converse with into your old age, because friendship is the real backbone of any good marriage.

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>yfw you realized from a young age you will never get a gf let alone a wife or kids

>>31222615
If you want intimacy, buy a hooker.

>>31222645
>intimacy
>prostitute

good one m8

You're all whiny faggots holy shit DIE OFF

>>31222063
This is what I would do. Kill the bitch, kill her family and relatives, then the judge and her lawyer and then let yourself get killed by police officers when you got nothing left to lose anymore.

>>31222672
It'd be closer to intimacy than that motion you do with your hand every night.

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>>31222154
>the uterine jew

>>31222573
>friendship
>with women

agreed w the rest of the post tho

>>31222515
It's alright. A bit light, but overall a decent read.

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>>31218435
I admire people like you. Im 30 in two years and i never had the desire to have a family. I find people very boring. Women rarely have anything interesting to say and i dislike children. Keep up the good work, bro.

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Men are even better women than women are.

Women are fucking worthless.

>>31222349
Shit nigger, I was suicidal depressed for like a year and I didn't get up early once. At one point I was waking up at 7pm

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>>31222615
>wizardchan bro
I am become feel.

>>31222963
>tfw you woke up at 2pm today
>tfw waking up early to you is 10am

I can wake up at like 6am for school and work no problem but when I have no responsibilities I sleep like a cat

I used to buy hookers but they're pretty shitty in my area. Now I just rub off a quick one whenever I feel the need, end result is the same and I don't have to pay/drive them around.

>>31222904
Some trans I fucked were bros, agreed.