Steps to take after a visit from the FBI

What did they do?

INSTALL GENTOO

>>30931940
Just try to intimidate, they asked if they could come in and I said no. We just talked in the doorway.

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Fuck her right in the pussy

>>30931934
just posted a tip saying someone is sharing that they got a visit from the FBI at their site

>>30932000
ah wow fascinating TALK ABOUT WHAT YOU TREMENDOUS FAGGOT

>>30931987

my side

>>30931934
Seek legal representation.

What did you do OP.

>>30932000
But what did they ask about? You ask us to give advice but you don't say what they were looking for.

full disk encryption with freebsd
tor i2p freenet all over vpn tunnel paid with bitcoins

you're welcome
/g/

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>>30931934
how many shitposts on pol about barry did you make before you got a vist?

Explain faggot

Demand to speak with your lawyer.

>>30932073
It happened a couple months ago. I sent out a group email to some ppl from a far left online board that I've met in person. Anyway one of them I heckled quite a bit, instead of talking to me about it, that person decided to contact the FBI. They came, asked some questions, told me not to contact that person anymore. That's all. Btw I never made any clear threats.

>>30932213
Dox plz

>>30932229
this

>under investigation by the FBI
SHEEEIT I hope you nuked your hard drives after that.

>>30932213
what was in the email?

>>30932229
What? Why would I do that?

>>30932213
>Liberals calling the FBI because they can't handle opposing opinions
Why am I not surprised?

Did they send people to your house to talk, or did they call you?

If they sent agents then it might be some serious shit.

>>30931934
can anyone make out the agents last name? the first is Matthew.

What the fuck is the point of this thread if you are not providing information OP?

>>30932382
Arthur?

FBI aren't the scary guys they're made out to be. A few months ago one of them fixed my computer for free. He said it had a lot of viruses and replaced my hardrive with a newer one. I must have had a ton of bad viruses because sometimes it turns on by itself and runs slower. I hope he comes by to fix it again.

>>30931934

Nah OP

They don't care about some loser troll. They're just responding because the professional victims called in the dogs on you.

Just leave those "liberals" alone and keep the personal harassment to a minimum from now on. Never be afraid to exercise your first amendment.

>>30932323
The email was odd, but it wasn't really anything serious, it was consistent with the way that these people who I had met had communicated before. But to an FBI agent who didn't know the context, my email on its own would probably raise a few eyebrows. My biggest mistake was heckling that one person repeatedly, but like I said they never communicated for me to leave them alone. There was also a picture of some "art" I had made and sent to that group, the agent had a copy of it and asked me if I did this. He seemed upset about the art.

>>30932535
Post "art".

Was it loli?

>>30932382
Looks like Walker or Baker

>>30932522
I chuckled.

>>30932535
Stop being a faggot and just tell the goddamned story.

>>30932368
To my house.

>>30932359
ministry of truth.

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>>30932555

If you didn't do anything close to illegal they don't care.

They were probably just sent to intimidate you.

>>30932535
well, can you either give it to us, or a summary? your feeding us crumbs here.

>>30932623
That's what I think too, but sometimes I wonder if I'm on a watch list or something.

>>30932621
PFTAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh yeah, no wonder he was upset. That's fucking hilarious.

>Queen of the Gentiles
>black
>buncha white cannibals

That's great. 10/10 diorama.

>>30932621
That is pretty odd.

>>30932658
You are now.

Get a lawyer. My sister used to try federal criminal cases- White collar stuff and big drug prosecutions. Long story short- -she never talk to the fbi get the best lawyer you find,and believe a word they say, or you'll be sorry

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>>30932621
Oh Jesus Christ what in the fuck

>mfw

>>30932621
maybe they thought you were into sacrificing little children?

>>30932627
I don't want to get into all the details. The person who reported me just wanted me to stop heckling them which I did with annoying txts and emails once in awhile over a long period of time. The person who reported me is a big online heckler of Christians, whites, conservatives, republicans... But they FBI didn't know that, they only know my weird email and cannibalistic Barbie art

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>>30932621
You play with barbies? You are a huge fucking faggot or suffer from crippling autism. I wish you had done something to cause the agents to kill you on the spot. Sterilize yourself for the sake of humanity.

>>30932772

TL;DR OP is a faggot and baiting the fuck out of you morons

>>30932621
true detective season 2?

>>30932826
Anon, my story is true. What happened was pretty scary for me but I must admit, every time I think about the intimidating FBI agent pulling out a printed pic of my cannibalistic Barbie dolls and asking my angrily "did you do this!" I almost shit myself laughing.

>>30932969
Wow, he got mad? Did you tell him "u mad"?

Did you tell him it's art and free speech and all that? Did he say why he was pissed or what?

>>30932627
The person who reported me is a Converted Jew, Zionist, atheist, university professor at a liberal university and online heckler of Christians, conservatives. I heckled back, not very tactically and the FBI was summoned without any warning, I was never asked to stop or go away.

>>30933093
I tried to say as little as possible and keep my answers short.

>>30932621
fookin' brilliant, m8. I admire your creativity and dedication. Lovely future for you in special effects if you ever make it to Hollywood

>>30934296
Thanx. I'm available if anyone wants to hire me :)

>>30932621
Yeah, I would have called them too. This is some Elliot Rodgers level of shit.

>>30932658
>That's what I think too, but sometimes I wonder if I'm on a watch list or something.

Of course you're on a fucking watch list, you lunatic.

>>30932621

>>30933167
So you're a nutjob. Gotcha.

You should really start taking your meds on a regular basis.

>>30933206
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE never, ever answer any questions for law enforcement.
Just blame it on your lawyer.

This is how I handle any encounter with police, including traffic stops.
>Sorry, officer, my attorney won't let me answer any questions unless he's present.
>Sorry, officer, my attorney won't let me consent to any searches of my vehicle or my person.
>Sorry, officer, my attorney has a real bad temper and I don't want to piss him off. He's real strict with me about not answering any questions or consenting to any searches.

>>30934639
You are right. I felt intimidated and just wanted them to leave me alone, they had been knocking on my door every other day for about 2 weeks. At least now my art is finally getting noticed.

>>30932213
Since when does the FBI handle stuff like this?

>>30934935
Probably what happens when you threaten one of their informants

>>30931934
That's a really shitty job on the blurring. You can still read the name if you look close enough.

>>30934639
I had a visit from a copper and he got really pissed when i refused to give him my name, it's almost like giving them my names gives them some sort of license for something.. (this is in the UK anyway) they HATE it when you deny them what they see as their 'right'

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>>30934819
And it should be noticed, anon. I find it most impressive.
- Happy hunting!

>>30932621
I laughed so hard I shit my pants. That looks like some shit you'd find in a serial killer's basement.

They probably thought you were Buffalo Bill, OP.

>>30932621
hahaha
holy shit thats funny

Maybe they just came around just to see if you actually bought a kinect.

>>30932621
...
wot

>>30935054
He probably thought you were demon and wanted your true name so that he can milk you for favours and power.

>>30935301
That's what i thought. Lucky for me i remembered the lords prayer, at that point he started to melt into a pool of spit and bile.

Christfags - 1
Satanists - 0

>>30934935
They don't.

>>30932621
King of the spergs right here folks.

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>>30931934

For the love of god don't talk to them. If you say anything false or misleading, you can go to jail

>18 U.S. Code § 1001

>>30934935
I don't know. I mentioned I was drunk when I sent the email. At the end one of the FBI guys said that I need to stop drinking and go to AA, the other more intimidating guy looked (to me) as if he didn't like hearing his partners closing remarks. That was the end. They left, this happened a couple months ago. The email mentioned something about them being a Zionist race traitor and going down. They just wanted to stop hearing from me but didn't have the balls to ask to stop. That person had written just about every perverse slander imaginable online to trash Christians, white ppl, straight ppl, conservatives, republicans. I think what this was really about is that my accuser was worried that the university might find out about the unprofessional online activities and terminate employment. So that person wanted to send the FBI to intimidate me into silence. What do you think?

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>>30934819
OP, I love your art.
Chris Walas won an academy award for special effects. He has some awesome tutorials for little figures out of clay. Right up your alley. pic related - his "Lemurian" women and temple guard
http://4largescale.com/chris/c17.htm

>>30931934
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wXkI4t7nuc

GET A LAWYER
DO WHAT YOUR LAWYER SAYS

>>30935608
Thank you anon, I'm gonna check that out :)

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>>30932621
This is probably the weirdest shit I've seen on /pol/.

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>>30932621

What the fuck OP.

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>>30932621

holy shit lel

>>30935850
I told you I'm not shitting you guys.

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>>30935888

Trips dont lie too

Seriously though, what the fuck OP

>>30932969
>my cannibalistic Barbie dolls

Whut

>>30935850
>>30932826

Is he a faggot though?

>>30935779
op, here's the link to three tutorials he made for how he creates small figures
http://1stclass.mylargescale.com/mikereilley/Figure%20Class/

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>>30932621

10/10 4chan post of the day my sides have been holohoax'd

OP you should be an artist for #opnatsoc

>>30936004
I wish

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>>30932621
oh holy shit
that's amazing

>>30932522
I don't get it.

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>>30932621

>>30935959
Good stuff anon thanks again, I bookmarked those :)

>>30936052
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxtW98VSegk

>>30935932
Never been a homo

>>30932621
10/10 OP

>>30932621
srs good shit, mane

>>30935747
/thread

never talk to the police, they are not your friend, they will never help you, they will lie, cheat and will go at any lengths to prove your guilt.

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>>30932621
That is, amazing.

>>30935552
>The email mentioned something about them being a Zionist race traitor and going down.
Did you seriously not think this wouldn't be construed as a threat?

>>30936353
You are right anon.

you do realize that they're probably watching you right now through that kinect camera don't you op?

>>30936545
I always unplug the power brick of the xbox when I'm not using it.

>>30934935
are you under the impression that they have real jobs?

>>30936570
good man

don't forget to put stickers on your laptop and phone cameras too, i even ripped the microphone out of my lappy so the nsa/fbi can't hear me talking to my cat

This fucking thread

>>30932535
>I sent out a group email to some ppl from a far left online board that I've met in person. Anyway one of them I heckled quite a bit

Why do you post this shit and then get all vague and cagy about?

Spill or just fuck off or something.

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>>30932621

>>30936760
Spill what?

>>30933167
>I heckled back, not very tactically

Do you mean tactfully?

>>30932621
I look forward to seeing this on CNN in a couple years in a story about a serial killer

>>30932081
Who is barry?

>>30936874
Yes

>>30936922
obama

>>30936822
>and asking my angrily "did you do this!

Your spaghetti. Agent Sheckelgruber should have strung you up by your toes and beat you with a rubber hose.

>>30936897
I should start making more art before that happens

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>>30932621
That's fucking hilarious

>>30932621
What on God's green Earth...

>>30935148
>Buffalo Bill

You mean Buffalo Barbra, shitlord?

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>>30932621
Jesus haha

>>30936570
the brick is capable of maintaining a charge, likely enough to snap semi-frequent stills to upload once it is reconnected to a power supply

>>30935451

Why in the fuck isn't there a section of the code that says the same for any politician who lies to the citizens?

Soon op will be found dead

>"Hi sir, we're with the FBI."
>WARRANT OR GTFO!

>>30937204
I think you already know the answer to that.

>>30931934
hopefully you haven't blown your chance OP,

basically when the feds show up you want to tell them you want to meet either at some discrete location where you can be sure your conversation won't be overheard or at their office,

then you redpill the shit out of them, make sure you play upon the fact that you don't give a shit and are just out there noticing things you find hilarious about the world, if you hit it off you might be able to get a job, tell them how useful you could be in snitching on people and diverting the thoughts of those who could be annoying to them

let us know how it went after your interview,

>>30937204
Good point anon

>>30937181
I doubt that anon, also, the kinetic hasn't been plugged in for months

>>30937270
this creates mustard gas don't do it

>>30937342
well he shouldn't do it if they're after him for illegal shit, if he's innocent he could end up with a good job, working for the bureau isn't bad

>>30937204
>not know the Constitution

Disgusting.

>>30937270
Yeah if that interview happens I hope they hire me, I'm unemployed.

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>>30932621

>mfw

>>30931934
i ave seattle agent mathew acker a call op

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barbie art aint a new thing

>>30932621
Haha... Oy vey.
I can just imagine OP in his room going to great lengths over hours and hours, meticulously constructing this monstrosity, so excited to send it to the leftists. Little did he know he'll have to explain it to an FBI agent.

>>30931934
don't panic.

continue on as normal while slowly scrubing your life clean of incriminating evidence. do not do anything out of the normal. flush your weed at work. replace your HD and physically destroy the old one. Get a new phone. Wipe everything down with bleach.

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>Guy heckles liberal kike uni professor since he does the same online to Christians, conservatives, etc.
>Kike calls the FBI on him

>omg you're such a faggot
>op kill yourself
>fucking lunatic

And I thought JIDF was just some sort of bad joke.

Man, I was just about to heckle a gay jewish man that works at a university on behalf of underprivileged youths (seriously) but now I know the FBI might show up at my door.

Thanks OP.

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>>30932621
10/10
bretty fuggin gud :DDDDD

the only way to fight a liberal is to fight fire with fire. they lie, use propaganda, try to get people fired and arrested, etc. you must do the same thing.

>>30932621
i'm laughing so hard right now
what the hell

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>>30932621
Fuckin' saved, man.

>>30932621
made my week

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>>30932621
Nice.....art.
Ahaha!

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>>30932621
10/10

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>>30932621

That fucking pic made my night. Made me laugh harder than anything else this week. God bless Anon.

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>>30932621

this is why i come to this shitty site.

10/10

>>30932621
oh god why

>>30938535
>this is why i come to this shitty site.
Yeah, it really makes you feel like you have a portal to future historical events. To think, one day this exact thread may be in "The History of American Serial Killers" or "The Barbier".

>>30938672

Don't even own a gun.

>>30938672
I hope he does a whole series of them. I want to see Jesus Ken turning over the money changers tables in the temple.

>>30932382
Matthew Acker?

The address says Seattle, I'm pretty sure.

>>30932621
Congratulations, OP. You've wasted your government's time and money like any true citizen.

>>30932621
Pretty funny op makes this late night worth it.
>Lefties getting this butthurt over a bunch of dolls.

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>>30932621
> the agent had a copy of it and asked me if I did this. He seemed upset about the art.

>>30935373
This. OP is a liar. He just wants his OC to get attention so he can feel good every time someone posts it.

>>30932621
Glad to have you on the team, anon.

Fucking beautiful.

Rofl.

>>30932621
Hwhat?

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>>30932621
Somebody call the ADL, this goy has given my sides a shoah!

>>30935552
>The email mentioned something about them being a Zionist race traitor and going down
>That person had written just about every perverse slander imaginable online to trash Christians, white ppl, straight ppl, conservatives, republicans

Sounds like you made a direct threat to them, while they had made no direct threat to you personally.

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>>30932621

>>30938903
Are you kidding? This site is such shit that practically all OC gets attention, over and fucking over ad nausium.

>>30932621
bump for "art"