how many shitposts on pol about barry did you make before you got a vist?
It happened a couple months ago. I sent out a group email to some ppl from a far left online board that I've met in person. Anyway one of them I heckled quite a bit, instead of talking to me about it, that person decided to contact the FBI. They came, asked some questions, told me not to contact that person anymore. That's all. Btw I never made any clear threats.
FBI aren't the scary guys they're made out to be. A few months ago one of them fixed my computer for free. He said it had a lot of viruses and replaced my hardrive with a newer one. I must have had a ton of bad viruses because sometimes it turns on by itself and runs slower. I hope he comes by to fix it again.
They don't care about some loser troll. They're just responding because the professional victims called in the dogs on you.
Just leave those "liberals" alone and keep the personal harassment to a minimum from now on. Never be afraid to exercise your first amendment.
The email was odd, but it wasn't really anything serious, it was consistent with the way that these people who I had met had communicated before. But to an FBI agent who didn't know the context, my email on its own would probably raise a few eyebrows. My biggest mistake was heckling that one person repeatedly, but like I said they never communicated for me to leave them alone. There was also a picture of some "art" I had made and sent to that group, the agent had a copy of it and asked me if I did this. He seemed upset about the art.
Get a lawyer. My sister used to try federal criminal cases- White collar stuff and big drug prosecutions. Long story short- -she never talk to the fbi get the best lawyer you find,and believe a word they say, or you'll be sorry
I don't want to get into all the details. The person who reported me just wanted me to stop heckling them which I did with annoying txts and emails once in awhile over a long period of time. The person who reported me is a big online heckler of Christians, whites, conservatives, republicans... But they FBI didn't know that, they only know my weird email and cannibalistic Barbie art
You play with barbies? You are a huge fucking faggot or suffer from crippling autism. I wish you had done something to cause the agents to kill you on the spot. Sterilize yourself for the sake of humanity.
Anon, my story is true. What happened was pretty scary for me but I must admit, every time I think about the intimidating FBI agent pulling out a printed pic of my cannibalistic Barbie dolls and asking my angrily "did you do this!" I almost shit myself laughing.
The person who reported me is a Converted Jew, Zionist, atheist, university professor at a liberal university and online heckler of Christians, conservatives. I heckled back, not very tactically and the FBI was summoned without any warning, I was never asked to stop or go away.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE never, ever answer any questions for law enforcement.
Just blame it on your lawyer.
This is how I handle any encounter with police, including traffic stops.
>Sorry, officer, my attorney won't let me answer any questions unless he's present.
>Sorry, officer, my attorney won't let me consent to any searches of my vehicle or my person.
>Sorry, officer, my attorney has a real bad temper and I don't want to piss him off. He's real strict with me about not answering any questions or consenting to any searches.
You are right. I felt intimidated and just wanted them to leave me alone, they had been knocking on my door every other day for about 2 weeks. At least now my art is finally getting noticed.
I had a visit from a copper and he got really pissed when i refused to give him my name, it's almost like giving them my names gives them some sort of license for something.. (this is in the UK anyway) they HATE it when you deny them what they see as their 'right'
And it should be noticed, anon. I find it most impressive.
- Happy hunting!
For the love of god don't talk to them. If you say anything false or misleading, you can go to jail
>18 U.S. Code § 1001
I don't know. I mentioned I was drunk when I sent the email. At the end one of the FBI guys said that I need to stop drinking and go to AA, the other more intimidating guy looked (to me) as if he didn't like hearing his partners closing remarks. That was the end. They left, this happened a couple months ago. The email mentioned something about them being a Zionist race traitor and going down. They just wanted to stop hearing from me but didn't have the balls to ask to stop. That person had written just about every perverse slander imaginable online to trash Christians, white ppl, straight ppl, conservatives, republicans. I think what this was really about is that my accuser was worried that the university might find out about the unprofessional online activities and terminate employment. So that person wanted to send the FBI to intimidate me into silence. What do you think?
OP, I love your art.
Chris Walas won an academy award for special effects. He has some awesome tutorials for little figures out of clay. Right up your alley. pic related - his "Lemurian" women and temple guard
This is probably the weirdest shit I've seen on /pol/.
Trips dont lie too
Seriously though, what the fuck OP
10/10 4chan post of the day my sides have been holohoax'd
>I sent out a group email to some ppl from a far left online board that I've met in person. Anyway one of them I heckled quite a bit
Why do you post this shit and then get all vague and cagy about?
Spill or just fuck off or something.
hopefully you haven't blown your chance OP,
basically when the feds show up you want to tell them you want to meet either at some discrete location where you can be sure your conversation won't be overheard or at their office,
then you redpill the shit out of them, make sure you play upon the fact that you don't give a shit and are just out there noticing things you find hilarious about the world, if you hit it off you might be able to get a job, tell them how useful you could be in snitching on people and diverting the thoughts of those who could be annoying to them
let us know how it went after your interview,
Haha... Oy vey.
I can just imagine OP in his room going to great lengths over hours and hours, meticulously constructing this monstrosity, so excited to send it to the leftists. Little did he know he'll have to explain it to an FBI agent.
continue on as normal while slowly scrubing your life clean of incriminating evidence. do not do anything out of the normal. flush your weed at work. replace your HD and physically destroy the old one. Get a new phone. Wipe everything down with bleach.
>Guy heckles liberal kike uni professor since he does the same online to Christians, conservatives, etc.
>Kike calls the FBI on him
>omg you're such a faggot
>op kill yourself
And I thought JIDF was just some sort of bad joke.
That fucking pic made my night. Made me laugh harder than anything else this week. God bless Anon.
>this is why i come to this shitty site.
Yeah, it really makes you feel like you have a portal to future historical events. To think, one day this exact thread may be in "The History of American Serial Killers" or "The Barbier".
> the agent had a copy of it and asked me if I did this. He seemed upset about the art.
Somebody call the ADL, this goy has given my sides a shoah!
>The email mentioned something about them being a Zionist race traitor and going down
>That person had written just about every perverse slander imaginable online to trash Christians, white ppl, straight ppl, conservatives, republicans
Sounds like you made a direct threat to them, while they had made no direct threat to you personally.