BROS ITS HAPPENINGS

>>140051425
I'm currently cutting diamonds with muh dick

Rock hard right now over this happening

>>140051904
Meanwhile Trump is sitting there on his tiny limp one "very concerned"

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>>140051425
Ready to get drafted.

>>140051425

Kim just came in Melania. Now is the part where he gets Trump to lick it out.

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>>140051425
WE
ARE
ALL
GOING
TO
DIE

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Make Korea Great Again

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>>140051425
Just do it already!
I want this era to end!
We don't have nukes to kill all life since the early 90s, so let us have a new Dark Age so we can rebuild.

>>140052249
I genuinely Kek'd at that response

>>140051425
Hmm I had a rook but don't see anything substantive. Anyone else ferring sreepy?

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So, what happens next? Webm unreleated

time to re-up, but with the army this time

>>140053017
WEBM should be called, Jewishmindcontrol.webm

Those females have become too engrossed in the electric Jew as you can clearly see

>>140053017
I like how the orange shit guy doesn't give a fuck.

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>>140051425
what...is...happening?

THE FUCKING MADMAN

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HAHAHHHHHHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

>>140051425
>believing CNN
sure buddy.

>6th
>happening

B-b-but this one crossed the imaginary "do not exceed this maginitude" line. Ids debinitly habbeding now!

Fuck off larpers

>>140053699
the dude in the red muscle shirt seems to be thinking about something too

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>>140051425

fuck off. it's not happening. it's never happening. actual happenings aren't real.

>>140053017
I love how the guy is about to start crying after his girlfriend freaked out and ran out of the room in tears, and that other girl is screaming her fucking head off. The guy in the orange shirt was like "Really? This fucking awkward and you people are stupid for crying." He just seemed like he was annoyed by all the screaming and crying if anything. The dude in the red shirt did really not give a fuck at all.

Fucking normalfags, do women really cry over fictional characters dying in a series? I guess that seems odd to me because I don't watch TV series, I suppose I can see how it's emotional if a character you liked is killed off.

>>140055867
Women cry over everything. EVERYTHING.

>>140055500
Harvey was a happening

I don't get it... NK is literally one city why can't we just Nuke it off the map and be fucking done with it and give it to SK

>>140051425
https://twitter.com/spectatorindex/status/904216942638018560

duh ugh major announcement alert

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>>140051425
If you only knew the game

>>140056307

This. Why do they want war so badly anyways? I'd take this as pretense for war and just nuke them like they apparently are begging for. Then no more North or South Korea, just Korea again.

>gooks with nooks
Just got a big bottle of sunblock, wake me up if they irradiate a dinosaur other than that I don't give a fuck

>>140056508

When are you going to attack them with mechs Japan?

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>>140056313
>mfw their announcement is a nuclear strike

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>>140056508
Lets hope not. I don't want an influx of Japanese refugees in my damn country.

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>>140051425

Ok let's save some fucking time.

> planes do close in patrols near NK airspace (US)
> Ships deployed close to NK waters
> Lots of bullshit said
> Emergency UN council meeting
> US urges for show of strength
> Japan and South Korea 'very concerned'
> Everyone else cucks out
> "Strongly condemn... Diplomatic solution"
> Nothing will fucking happen
> The Glorious Leader of Best Korea will threaten hellfire and blah blah blah
> Trump will mock him in return
> Nothing will fucking happen
> Planes and boats go the fuck home
> Wait 2 months until North Korea does something again and repeat

Just screenshot this fucking post and post in all threads because this is the sequence of events.

>>140052385
I'll be happy to fight with you by my side.

>>140056307
First of all the USA can't nuke DPRK because it is too close to South Korea, China and Russia. South Korea are allies and if any radition even blows into anywhere ear China or Russia they will use it against the US.

Secondly, DPRK will also have missiles and whatever they have already prepared to instantly fire at all targets they know they can hit the second they hear of a missile traveling towards them. Probably the same for invasion. It takes a while for missiles to travel, they would have warning and have time to react with missiles of their own at least.

The problem is everyone waited until they were able to create working nuclear arms, sitting back laughing taking it all as a joke until now 20 years later they have them. Yeah, maybe should have taken them a bit more serious.

>tfw never gonna get to see all the bombs go at nk

>>140051425
That's a big one. I'm surprised this is the farthest our civilization got before we have to start at square one all over again.

>>140057999
Well I don't believe in meme magic but that's pretty bleak.

>>140055867
No, they're acting it up for the reaction video. But they aren't good actors.

>>140051425
>stocked up on 2 rifles and 2 pistols
>2,500k rounds between them
>family jokes at me constantly for being paranoid
>they are all 4 hours away


Tried to give them guns every single Christmas for 6 years. Hope they make it but I have zero compassion if they die trying to get to me to protect them. Fuckers had their chance.

>>140053017
>Americans literally care about characters over real people

>>140058191
Your rifles wont save you from dear leaders fury.

>>140053017

This kind of behavior should be expected from people self-obsessed enough to record themselves watching television.

>>140058287
Let's see how many men it takes to quiet me.

How do any of you think this is going to lead to WW3? You're all retarded if you believe this is going to escalate.

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Oh gee what do you know. IT"S A FUCKING NOTHING BURGER.

"HERRR DEERRRR, I-I-IT'S HAPPENING g-GUYS! ShadilayyYY!!!!"

Jesus Christ you guys need to get laid... and so do I. NO BOMBS UNTIL I FUG

>>140055867
Two women do something in a video
>Why do all women do this /pol/?

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>>140058549
>Be a fucking leaf
>Post something completely retarded
>mustrake.jpg

Blease stop

>>140051904
Amateur. Muh dick turned into a literal diamond and glows every time there is a happening to alert me.

>>140058239
>Americans

Those are obviously spics.

>>140053479
as stupid as that video was. you probably bang dudes for a living

>>140052385
>Ready to fight and die for another country while Jamal bangs my wife back home.
>Hey at least I saved animu!
Good goys.

>>140051425

Wild.

>>140051425
https://archive.is/b4lfK

https://archive.is/oS0sq

https://archive.is/qYktO

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>>140056696
Capped. Just so you'll be proved wrong.

>>140058525

when will you subhuman mongrels stop e-larping behind flags and show your shitskin country? too ashamed? thought so.

>>140053017
people like this can vote

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>>140051904
Prise the elder god for this rockhard happening. AMEN

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>>140059418
I hate how right he is.

It's only logical for NK to try to get a nuke as that seems the only tool available for them to keep their national sovereignty and to prevent the imperialist scum from turning them into yet another Iraq/Libya/etc.

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>>140058888 #

Nuke NK, kek has willed it

>>140059805
Thank Dog my countrymen aren't fully retarded.

>>140059468
Everyone back the fuck up. My country will end this before it begins.

>>140052618
Only Americans and probably South Koreans/ Japanese

>>140058191
You're awfully cold. Did they abuse you?

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>>140056610
Please can we keep them, the eastern countrys get to have an influx of shitskins i want them before the museys come and ruin something that could have been - just imagine little tokyo right in our backyard

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Can I defect to Russia to join Spetsnaz? They look so cool.

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>>140058344
fair point.

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>>140060317
Not him but I know how it feels. I try every chance I can to help my family get prepared for anything, even just natural disasters but they never listen. They're choosing to be victims.

A lot of people will die in the upcoming days, how does that make you feel?

Live broadcast of nork statement
https://youtu.be/vbgtdui061Y


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>>140051425
Nothing's fucking happening unless Norks goes offensive, nuclear tests means jack shit

>>140060522
Can you show us on the doll where he touched you?

>>140060712
Stop projecting

>>140060629
poor woman looks like she just got out of bed in her nightie to do the news

Soooo- Nothings happening? Everyone is flipping the fuck out in this thread but apparently THIS strike is now the one instead of the five others before it?

How the fuck is this one any different? Maybe instead of just "HAHAHAHAHAHA AOMGOMOGM TIME TO DIE DEFCON 1!" you can actually explain to someone why this one is so great?

Until then, this is just more happening shitposting.

>>140060614

Approximately 155,000 people die every single day.

It doesn't make me feel, as I don't know them; their lives, their connections, their perspectives, their history, their goals, their dreams, their inspirations, their directives, their tribulations, their successes, or their failings.

>>140060978

tl;dr Kim does a thing, this time with an H-Bomb.

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>>140060940


Kek!

>>140051425
Trump should wait for his second term, then right before he leaves office he completely destroy NK with nukes. Give him enough time to MAGA, and then be the hero/villain our world needs. People already think he's literally Hitler. Plus this would deter other nations from pursuing nukes, helping ensure wold stability/great peace through a the US hegemony.

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>>140053017
>being this upset over the most shitty popular show on televions

>>140061298
Ooooookay? How does this mean anything at all? How is it any different than the others in the full scale? It's just a nuclear bomb test, and like the five others, it's just going to pass over on this board.

>wow that bomb was a little bit bigger! woaaaah! WOAAAAAAAH!
>3 days later
>Ummm big black cock is superior okay?

I have a good feeling bros
I think this is the one before the war!
If double digits we nuclear war

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>>140055867

Dude in the red shirt isn't getting a cut of ad revenue.

>>140052249
Implying that trump has anything to do with planning a military response to north Korea other than signing a paper when he's told to. Fuck off stupid shill

>>140056260
son, texas doesn't even exist. look it up

>>140061581

You don't think tripling yield in a few months is pretty staggering?

North Korea is fake as fuck!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IsQVbvXves

>>140051425

September 23rd looking real comfy right now

>>140061817
Not when it's just another "test". Who the fuck cares when they aren't going to do shit with them?

Ya something happened, but this isn't "HABBENIN!" like shitposters are making it out to be. It's just another nuclear test. Call me when they actually hit another country.

>>140062032

>implying I'll be able to make a call after ionosphere detonation

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NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED

Why wouldn't NK attack soon we were hit by a natural disaster and money is being spent helping texas. Its probably gonna be they're best shot for a while

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>>140051425
>pic related
Nothing going to happen.

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>>140056696
^^^this

Like always, its all bullshit; NK won't/can't do anything, and never will, America won't get the chance to do anything either.

Its getting really fucking old.

>>140051425
Rolling; if trip 7's Trump unveils Area 51 alien tech and wipes NK off the map.

>>140059152
I don't have a girl for Jamal to steal. I plan on impregnating every woman I see on the battlefield.

>>140063124
If 6 Trump Will be the pussy, as usual

You are retarded if you think kimmi boy is has any say in these tests.Kimmi boy is used by china to test chinese nukes and create diversion from the south china see

>>140062032

What do you think they are testing for, mr.genius? Do you think soldiers go to drills because they enjoy exercise?

>>140051425
It's their only hobby.

>>140056696
You forgot blaming Donald Trump as if he is responsible for a potential war

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>>140053017
>girl on left is laying on one guy and holding the others hand
KEKS DETECTED

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>>140060286
>be American
>want to fuck and marry South Korean qt3.14
>consumer of Japanese anime and games

I'm sweating bullets here thinking something I love might go down in flames, why can't the norks target Israel first?

>>140068074
FUCKING KEKS

>>140051425
>mericunts have military bases all over the world
>biggest defence budget of any nation
>2nd biggest nuclear arsenal with missiles position all over the world
>only nation to actually use nuclear weapons
>used nuclear weapons on civilian targets only
>tested nuclear weapons on own soldiers
>south Korean and Japanese pseudo puppet states
>kill switches on advanced tech in many countries
>back doors in all relevant computing hardware
Vs
>testing of 40s nuclear technology
Hmmm.....

>>140061709
>highest ranking member of the us military
>not having anything to do with planning

>>140053017
cant be real?
i share the planet with this?

>if you were Kim..wouldn't you threaten the head office of America 'Israel' first?

>>140068117
He has never actually been in the presence of a Korean. No one else can stand the smell of Kimchee. I think that is why they eat it.

>>140051425
yeah it's definitely happening just like the last 5 times!!!1! this board is pathetic

HURR MORE SANCTIONS WILL DO THE TRICK DURR

Why is Dump such a weak leader? Obama was able to keep Iran and NK under control during his tenure, but Trump is such a fucking retard no foreign leaders respect him.

>>140059073
what's the difference?

>>140059302
>>140059418
QUIT RUINING MY HAPPENING REEEEEEEEE

>>140060629
>this guy sources of news are twitter and google
wtf man

Jewish funded world war again, I see.

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>>140051425
I THINK THEYRE MORE ADVANCED THAN EVERYONE IS SAYING

>>140053017
this is the people that vote with their emotions

what does Kim want anyway?
for usa to stop meddling with their fight with SK?
for usa to stop the culture, economic, and cyber attacks?

all i hear from mean stream media is that he is a lunatic who wants to rule the world

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>>140051425
>>140074465
>>140056594

Just gonna leave this here.

>>140060286
We'll just get loaded with a bunch of nork refugees. Yay.

>>140057999
checked. and yes, that's bleak. Thanks for fucking up labor day.

>>140053017
yfw when you notice the red shirt guy mimics the gestures of yellow shirt guy like an alien trying to fit in

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>>140052385
>Ready to get drafted.

That cozy feeling when you're too old to be drafted. I'll be 49 next Month!

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we tried to warn you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zab-Dzs6fE0

>NK drops nukes
>Nuke made in China
>Nuke doesn't kill
>Radiation leads to mutation (proven)
>We get morph into our most hated race
>Our superpower is empathy
We all hold hands and sing

>>140052385
here is when its cool to be old... enjoy (goy)our war

>>140056580
>Gundams will be real within your lifetime
Crossbone here I come

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>>140051425
The sixth nuclear test you say.
Oh no.
Someone do something.
At this rate something will eventually happen sometime.

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>>140051425
Behold you cucks. This is the technology only sovereign nations have.

>>140063202
thats why the mongol fin is mad

>>140079212
> Are those....screws?
Yes sir! Those are screws!
> And thoooose?
Also screws sir!

>>140079823
> You better make sure they are tight
Yes sir! (takes note)