/HFG/ - Hurricane Harvey Houston Flood General: LEARN TO SWIM EDITION

It's over.

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This is a big deal guys.

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UPDATE ON DOOM PREDICTION

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What happened to Carlos while I was asleep?

>a flood of aids water on fire full of alligators and fire ants

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https://mobile.twitter.com/BrazoriaCounty/status/902539081841827842

>not GET OUT NOW edition
kys OP

>>139482451
It's just begun.

https://www.harriscountyfws.org/GageDetail/Index/2110

SITE IS DOWN

PANIC

>>139482456
Voluminous if verified!

>>139482456
ron paul is kill, F

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NVsVetHiZQ

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What happens when he laughs?

>>139482456
1st domino, more will fall

Who /comfy/ here?

>>139482456
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL US WHERE THE FUCK THE LEVEE AT COLUMBIA LAKES IS

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Code black.

Hopefully you all prepared and learned to swim. Mother is about to wash it all away.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCEeAn6_QJo

>>139482190
Roll for Houston to become the next Atlantis.

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Does Trump accept help from Mexico?

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cool truck

>>139482486
He went and checked out the Addicks reservoir in person and we haven't heard from him since

>>139482486
He violently drowned to death.

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AND IF YOU DROWN
YOU WON'T EVEN MAKE A SOUND
YOU'LL JUST SWALLOW WATER DOWN
AT THE BOTTOM, YOU'LL FIND OUT
THAT IT'S QUIET WHEN YOU DROWN

>>139482456
PRAISE

>>139482567
They can come pick their people up.

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Hurricane Harvey will continue to wreak havoc on Houston for the rest of the year. It will make landfall in Houston 12 times.

>>139482486
he ded

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>>139482451
It's only just begun

>>139482486
Carlos from the periscope near the Addick dam?
He dead

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>yfw democrats just killed thousands

>>139482558
like 35 miles south of the center of houston

>>139482190

> tfw Houston is literally being completely leveled in slow-motion live on TV

>>139482190
GREAT ARTICLE: http://www.amerika.org/politics/houston-shows-us-the-future-of-the-usa/

HOUSTON SHOWS US THE FUTURE OF THE USA

>>139482456
89 likes.

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Cedar overflowing in baytown, only about 2mi from me

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Well... that's something to wake up to.

Post-Flood Pappadeaux planning is still going.
Hit a nigga up at [email protected] if you want to join us.

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How will Houston adjust to becoming Venice?

As the official Australian poster I'm just gonna do what I can

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uT4OXMrdqvs

I hope this helps, even just one person.
Also its interesting that right now the media is pushing the narrative that everythings ok, but during times when everythings ok the media pushes the narrative that everything is fucked and youre gonna die from SARS/North Korea/Your neighbour/Suicide etc.

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checkin in from katy. fortunate as fuck that we didnt flood at all. current status is comfy AF with my g o o d b o y.

hope this shit blows out of here soon and starts relieving the reservoirs. good luck out there houston bros.

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G-GUYS

>>139482558
I assume it's some levee on brazos river

>>139482481
TY for this anon, keep us posted.

>>139482486
He mentioned plans on evacuating.

>>139482633
I hope this tweet gets put into history books next to the death count

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sheeeeeeit

>>139482631

He was live 2hrs ago.

>>139482481
Do you even know what a parabola is? It's clearly leveling off.

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FAST THREADS

>>139482633
>tfw he will never be held responsible

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>>139482190
This is a great article, worth a read: http://www.amerika.org/politics/houston-shows-us-the-future-of-the-usa/

Forgot to post pic last time, sorry for double post.

>addicks dropped .02 feet

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108.37 08-29-2017

109 FEET SOON

>>139482633
someone hack that fucking twitter and issue a mass evac order. you would literally be saving thousands of lives.

>>139482486
https://www.periscope.tv/addicks/1yNGammnZAWGj?

>>139482686
>tfw devoured

>>139482633
it wouldn't be a problem if drumpf didn't pull out of paris accord, okay?

>>139482567
yup, I'm on my way to help. Going to get me a FEMA trailer and EBT.

>>139482558

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Columbia+Lakes/@29.1604016,-95.6349883,3822m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m5!3m4!1s0x8640510959a41b13:0xfaa9128a31b19f26!8m2!3d29.1655519!4d-95.6193739

Not sure which part has breached but its a country club and a ritzy neighborhood. There will be hell to pay for this.

>>139482639
>amerika.org
I can already tell the type of bullshit this site has on it just from the url

>>139482567
Trump should send in ICE to help.

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THE WATER GETS SO HEAVY
THE WATER GETS SO HEAVY
THE WATER GETS SO HEAVY

THE WATER'S HEAVY WHEN YOU DROWN

>>139482676
constant and controlled fear without panic is the goal of MSM

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>>139482633
Wait.. What?

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Is the dam site dead???

>>139482633
*womp womp*

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the water rises

Where the fuck is columbia levee.
Any close to /ourdam/?
Map anyone?

>>139482680
>that pupper
Are you a grill?

>>139482558
It's a smallish town near a big river, the town has many lakes and shit

The Columbia levee makes sure the water from the river don't spill in storms, basically a huge overflowed river will be pouring in the small city

the small city will now be a lake

>>139482652
English pls?

>>139482635
Which way does water run from there?

>>139482842
Looks like a lake day

>>139482842
want to ride a boat in a urban environment now

seems a lot more fun than just a boring lake or bay

>live in corpus christi b/c inna navy in flight school
>command tells us to leave on thursday afternoon
>live on an island, so figured it was best to leave
>deciding between Austin and Houston
>Houston, b/c thats where family lives
>Austin b/c we get lodging covered, and $200 a day for per diem
>end up going to Austin and staying in a swanky ass hotel

Now I get to watch my family drown from my 10/10 comfy hotel room from downtown Austin

>>139482456
That really doesn't sound good desu

RIP sensor site.

>my life now revolves around staring at a chart with numbers going up very slowly. first it was 108 ft but that was a nothingburger now have to wait for 112 ft

So the levee at Columbia lakes has been breached


What does this mean in practice?

>>139482901
its my wife's son, but he is indeed a good doggo

>>139482676
The media pushes whichever narrative gets them money. Can't get money if everyone is dead.

CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE GIVE A QUICK RUNDOWN OF THE COLUMBIA LEVEE SITUATION

>>139482891
It's about 45 min south of Houston, near lake Jackson and angleton.

>>139482190
That song is about an earthquake, you gotdang moron.

>>139482789
Always does this just before a surge.

>>139482793
lol it's too late now, all of the roads are underwater.

108.34
ITS GOING DOWN

HAPPENING CANCELLED

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It's cold I'm afraid It's been like this for a day
The water is rising and slowly we're dying
We won't see light again
We won't see our wives again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaOxrX0X3lA

I just like to think of this as a successful Texan invasion of the Gulf of Mexico.

>>139482190
How many deaths is there going to be lads?

>>139482989

water rises more where it wasn't before

>>139482978

Why aren't you braving the weather and saving your family?

>>139482863
Liberals are literally the lowest form of life.

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>>139482631
Think this was his last post (est)

>>139482633
You're right, they instead should have tweeted "EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE", obviously.

>>139483017
they told niggas to GTFO and thats basically it thus far

*shrugs*

praise kek

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>>139482567
>yes ill gladly accept money for the flood
>builds wall

>>139482978
nice work squid you fucking coward. which hotel?

>>139483070
25

>>139482190
>Minor looting has started
Fucking niggers.

>>139482881
> People are in those attics.

>>139482676
Is Australia related to Earth?

>>139483070
5k

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>>139482986
>last measurement was a decrease
IS THE DAM WALL FAILING?

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>>139482190
Where's Kevin Costner when you need him?

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>>139482704
Evacuating on your own when they haven't called for one is a bad, bad idea anon. You and the other million idiots all trying to flee at once will get caught on the road in THIS kind of weather. I'm speaking from personal experience, I did this for Ike and had to abandon my car. I was stuck in a middle school for almost a week and my car was fucked. And I don't even wanna talk about that shitshow that was the Rita evacuation.

Evacuations aren't magic, they can endanger more people than they save. You're safer staying in place at a decent shelter than you are on the highway taking a chance to get out. Your home's flooded either way, why endanger your life on top of that?

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>>139482493
ucking cats everywhere

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A FUCKING LEAF

>>139482930
it's a Cajun seafood place famous in the south, you from the US?

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>>139483067
kek

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>>139482891

>>139483130
is that a final count or will there be more uuncoverd when the waters go down?

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>>139483148

15 more inches. Kek wills it.

>>139482996
Cute pupper.

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rip dairy queen

no blizzards today

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>>139482686

Gatorgeddon was confirmed last night.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYxjkziFjyo
http://www.break.com/video/alligator-attacks-trainer-2358176

>>139482717
>clearly levelling off
yeah, dams do that when they are no longer confined to the boundaries of their basin.

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>>139483058
For the fags that cant get on the site

>>139483173
Look at the date, they had days to evacuates and they did nothing. Leftists are not people.

>>139483099
b/c i couldnt get to them even if I wanted. Plus my mom is safe, the rest of my family are Canadian transplants and are super liberal.

>>139483127
on east 7th st

>>139483117
>hurricane is coming
>call up national guard and begin orderly mandatory evacuation of highest risk areas and all areas around/downstream of dams and levees
>too difficult for democrats

>>139483115
holy fuck........

F.

Time to short crude oil. Easy money

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbrjRKB586s

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>>139482863

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>139483266

How many days till that develops plague?

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>>139483148
low rainfall the past 6 hours likely aiding drainage.

>>139483058

Uncontrolled spillover from the west end. Check out windy rain maps. It's pouring over the dam right now.

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what a faggot

>>139482863
Fake news. The tweet doesn't say this.

>>139482456
Many such cases!

>>139483148
Get ready. The past two times the levels have dropped recently they dip, then surge back. Dis gon be good.

>>139483266
Was it totally underwater?

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The spillway at 108 feet looks like total shit! Google earth says this pic is from 2017

>>139483173
Stop. You're using logic. That is not allowed.

>>139483299
standby mincy faggot i'll find yer dumb ass

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I hope they've trained in shark hunting.

>>139482776
>http://www.amerika.org/politics/houston-shows-us-the-future-of-the-usa/

Houston has one of the more complex and robust drainage systems in the US. If this had hit New Orleans the whole city would have been wiped out.

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>>139483373
>FUCKING DRUMPF WHY DIDN'T YOU ORDER EVACUATIONS

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This is God's punishment for New Gomorrah, by which I mean USA. God hates America, and he will drown you.

>>139483108
>>139483337
you guys are really guillible

>>139483048
Its more than that you moron. Arizona bay? Its motif is California going into the ocean.

>>139483425
upboated

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IT'S OFFICIAL

HOUSTON IS UNERWATER
>HOUSTON DOES NOT EXIST
HOUSTON IS UNERWATER
>HOUSTON DOES NOT EXIST
HOUSTON IS UNERWATER
>HOUSTON DOES NOT EXIST
HOUSTON IS UNERWATER
>HOUSTON DOES NOT EXIST
HOUSTON IS UNERWATER
>HOUSTON DOES NOT EXIST

6 MILLION DIED

>>139483108
Liberals rule. Crypto-liberals drool.

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>>139482930
COR BLIMEY THAT'S A PLOPPER IN THE TETLEY WOT WOT

RIGHT NOW STIFF UPPAH LIP THEN WE GOT A SPOT FAH YAH WANKY LOT AT THE OCEAN NIBBLIES WHEN THE THREE BONG SPRITZINGS OVER

SEND A GRAMMAH TO THIS GOLLYWOG AT [email protected] AND YA MIGHT FIND A SPOT TOO I RECKON OFF TO SWEEP SOME CHIMNEYS THEN

STEP IN TIME
STEP IN TIME
STEP IN TIME
STEP IN TIME
STEP IN TIME

>>139482190
>NY floods
>New Orleans floods
>Houston floods
>Dam built in 40's

Really though, how 3rd world is the USA?

>>139483148
dam is not in danger of falling, nobody is worried about that

you are not smarter than all the govt scientists, okay?

>>139483303
>implying that evacuating 200,000-500,000 people from low lying areas is something that can be accomplished in three days

>>139482190
MJkkk confirmed cause of the flood???

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>>139483488
America is being cleansed

>>139482633
they won't hold him responsible
but the dems will try to pin this on Trump to make it Katrina 2.0 and THEN Trump will red pill the country on it being the fucking mayor's fault

>>139483373
this bitch needs to be doxxed

>>139482988
Welcome to /biz/

>>139483535
Soon.

>>139483488
checked, god confirmed as real

>>139483542
god damn it cajun food is so good

>>139483485
They're so brainwashed in their hatred of Trump. lol

>>139483570
It is completely feasible, actually.

>>139483298
>they had days to evacuate
No, they didn't. Harvey didn't look like it was going to be as severe as it was until it was practically here.

The first death from Harvey was on Friday night, and it's EXACTLY what I described: Some idiot got himself trapped on the road during a flash flood and drowned.

>>139483492
>implying he doesn't really think it

>>139483570
It would have been better to get it started and get as many people out as possible instead of calling others fear mongers.

>>139483564
appeal to authority fallacy

>>139482930
Well.... that (the levee being breached) is not good news to wake up to.
During the post-flood period we will be having a /pol/ meetup at Pappadeaux. Send an email to [email protected] if you would like to attend.

>>139483542
Your Pidgin is excellent,
but there isn't many niggers on /pol/ so can we have English translation?

I don't really understand, why is this levee bursting important? Isn't it far away from Houston?

>>139483637
Show me the plans, then. Show me any evidence that it would be.

What happens when it starts to get hot again? Martial Law? FEMA death camps?

>>139483564
The only ones who said it is not falling are the army who are paid to shoot not to think.

>>139483591
Probably. You would think by now they would know not to fuck with Trump. Its Biblical tier shit - literally a prophet of God.

>>139483542
it's today?????????

An american city lost to liberals and their welfare niggers.

How much more of this will we stand for?

>>139483594
lee hutchinson

thank me later

>>139483570
better to just not try and hope nothing goes wrong ;D

>>139483639
>No, they didn't. Harvey didn't look like it was going to be as severe as it was until it was practically here.

Exactly, they could evacuate if they listened to the Republican governor instead of the Democratic mayor.

>>139483564
>dam is not in danger of falling, nobody is worried about that
>Burger engineering
I doubt that

>>139482618
The prophecy is unfolding!

>>139483148
No. Houston is dry spotting. It’s hardly raining there anymore.

The happening looks to be over.

>>139483639
yes, you r-selected fuck, it's called PLANNING FOR THE FUTURE.

the governor told people to evacuate 5 days ago. if you had some forethought and an IQ above 120, you would be safe and comfy now.

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>>139482842
>you will never pilot your boat to get burgers and some drinks with your recently acquired pet gator

>>139483396
no clue

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>>139483625
You know it.

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>>139483535
You know they could just build domes and live underwater, right?
This is nothing.
>inb4 Rapture becomes real.

So...Destitution for Trump, yes? RIGHT?

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>>139482481

UPDATED OVERFLOW MODEL.

DOOM AT 6:04 AM

>>139483485

>Why should we take advice from a bigot and a racist

Drown then

Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vugqRAX7xQE

>>139483613
Short WTI. Houston has the largest refining capacities in the world.

>>139483699
Especially considering Trump, pretty sure it was him and correct me if I'm wrong, changed FEMA to be deployed before the disaster instead of after

>>139482883
did we start the water brother?

>>139483657
>brain surgery is false you can't do that
>if I don't understand something then no one else can either

>>139483173
Fuck I remember Rita. 23 hours to get to fucking Brenham.

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Pictured: An angel slaying the embodiment of America. Your chickens have come home to roost, USA. Repent or burn with the rest.

>>139483696
Don't bait.

The United States Army Corps of Engineers (USACE),[5] also sometimes shortened to CoE,[6] is a U.S. federal agency under the Department of Defense and a major Army command made up of some 37,000 civilian and military personnel,[1] making it one of the world's largest public engineering, design, and construction management agencies. Although generally associated with dams, canals and flood protection in the United States, USACE is involved in a wide range of public works throughout the world. The Corps of Engineers provides outdoor recreation opportunities to the public, and provides 24% of U.S. hydropower capacity.

>>139483485
donnie needs to tweet "don't jump off a cliff" to get all the raging liberal faggots >>>>out

>Housten, you have a problem

I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU ALL

housten livestream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGBN7s_wEAw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGBN7s_wEAw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGBN7s_wEAw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGBN7s_wEAw

LIVESTREAM WITH MARKER
so far, the ol'mark isn't reached so far. So calm down or meme the endtimes.

>>139483639
Nigger we knew on Thursday that it was going to be a somewhat bad storm. That is more than enough time to evacuate areas with a high chance of flooding. Instead the jackass did fuckall until the storm was right on top of Houston, at which point he guaranteed illegals a safe space instead of making sure his own citizens were safe.

>>139483759
yep, me and my entire family got out days before it because we aren't fucking retards. I'm enjoying watching this dry, 2 hours out of town even though my house is probably fucked.

I can't believe you're all so obsessed with this obvious hoax. the government are obviously experimenting with mass hallucinogenics and CGI.

There is a thing called the tide and oceans which water drains into. For water to be that high the tide would have to be in some sort of super tidal event which is not happening.

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

>>139483485
The Democrat mayor did not order it. You don't understand the chain of command.

>>139483337
is that her fat husband?

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>>139483747
Is Dutch engineering going to save you if you get hit by a storm which is magnitudes larger than the maximum your infrastructure can handle? I saw you being a faggot in the last thread too.

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>>139482633
I really fucking hate this kike. He's constantly demonstrating his incompetence, but he can keep sliding on "muh nobel prize" indefinitely. He's like the anti-Trump: he can say the most retarded things and the media still deifies him.

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>>139483173
>Le entire city must evacuate meme
We've all been over this shit for days.

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>>139483704
No we're still gathering people, if you contacted me yesterday I sent a mail saying I'd ask again the next day to see if we could get some more. If the power goes, it's gonna be delayed, but if not, it'll be sometime this week, like Saturday or Sunday.

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/sp/ here
texans home opener is september 10
will the game be moved?

>>139483836
We didn't start the water
It was always rising since the world's been turning

>>139483837
not an argument

>>139483173
I got out perfectly fine, not sure what the "bad idea" means

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Levees in Brazoria County, Tx. have been breached. Warnings going out now! If you haven't evacuated please do so now.


*BREAKING* The levy at Columbia Lakes has breached,

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>>139483759

I'm assuming ppl wanted to make sure they didn't get looted

Houston is only about 50% white

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>>139483759
>and an IQ above 120

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>>139483555
>how 3rd world is the USA?

More than most realize, and WAY more than anyone can admit. 20th Century dominance has been spent, and our average infrastructure grades for all major cities are in the D to D+ range, with most flat out flunking many assessments.

>>139483808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fckyETfwOtU

>>139482989
I don't think this has much effect on the dam we've been watching.

>>139482639
>GREAT ARTICLE: http://www.amerika.org/politics/houston-shows-us-the-future-of-the-usa/

Yup, not bad.
Get out of the cities, white people.

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>>139483801
Does that mean that everyone there will evolve into fish/snake people?

>>139483594
There should be a petition for him to get fired from his job.

Cant reach the site...please anons, a fresh pic

>>139483903
What is the purpose of the meet up?

>>139483746
>they could evacuate
But you're missing the point. Evacuating wasn't necessarily the right call. We had about one day of warning as to the severity of Harvey. That is not enough time for people to evacuate. It's enough time for one person to evacuate, but like I said, you're not having one person evacuate.

Unless you're suggesting that we evacuated back when Harvey looked like it was going to be a little bitch of a hurricane, in which case, evacuating for a tropical storm or hurricane that looks like that means evacuating multiple times every single year.

>>139483974
It's natural when 40% of your population is now made up of third world people.

>that guy from the Netherlands who smugly shits on countries with hurricane/cyclone flooding in every thread without fail
10/10

>>139482652
Msged u broski

>>139483637
Where's your proof you little shit?
CAPTCHA: ATLANTA HARVEY

>>139483801
>official 4chan model
wut

>>139483341

My mom is in Spring Branch West. Will she be okay? She says her neighbors sandbagged and built a barricade and have armed themselves against the looters. My homeboy Pablito is up in Spring and he's got his brother in law, his Bushmaster, and my AKM I left him when I headed to Germany. What are the chances of them getting south and raining fire and death to avenge my family?

2109 8/29/2017 9:59 AM 108.34'
2109 8/29/2017 9:43 AM 108.36'
2109 8/29/2017 9:33 AM 108.31'

Happening cancelled

FLOOD WENT DOWN

MARKER JUST GOT FIXED

WE ARE SAFE

LIVESTREAM OF HABBENING COUNTRY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGBN7s_wEAw

MARKER GOT PUT DOWN

WE ARE FINE NOW

>>139483684
It puts rich white golf course denizens in direct danger of having million dollar McMansions now being flooded.

NOW it is a serious thing to address.

>>139483872
CRISIS
ACTORS

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Literally programmed to tear niggers to pieces.
Now loose in a flood zone with looting niggers.

my jam when breaktv has gator attacks in houston ghettos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2jnqUyxck0

>>139483890
Assuming so

>>139483864
which neighborhood?

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ITS HAPPENING

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>139484094
it'll gonna surge

>>139484047
>republicans think that when evacuation happens they're the only person that gets to evacuate
Sounds about right.

>>139482633

Oh wow, look, a retarded nigger Democrat who has no clue what he is doing

>>139483801
you realise its never gonna reach that level, right

the rains are mostly done with, there'll be a couple more inches throughout the day and tomorrow morning, but the outflow will match inflow by the end of today and from there water levels will start to recede

most of the flooded areas will be dry by saturday/sunday, the exception is the bayous' immediate surroundings.

>>139483903
Sounds good bud, I'm going
I spoke to you yesterday, I'm in Memphis

>>139483570
More people than that traveled for the eclipse and it wasn't even a disaster.

>>139484047
If you think the police wouldn’t cut off flood prone roads once it started raining and rerout them to other roads you’re an idiot.

Evacuate could have happened easily.

FUCK FUCK FUCK

WHAT DO THEY MEAN "BREACHED" ?

FUUUUUCK IM ONLY TWO MILES AWAY

>>139483921
Literally the disaster equivalent of "works on my machine :)"

Good for you, I'm glad you got out, but you still took a risk that you'd be stuck and all you have to show for it is some comfort.

>>139483911
They might have to play in San Antonio

>>139483949
ironic: the 50% that can swim can't in case their stuff gets stolen by the other half kek

>>139484075
He's gonna singlehandedly jinx his country into having the worst catastrophe in europes history if he keeps it up.

>>139483872
why would they do that, when they have the power to control the weather?

what is haarp?

>>139483911
They'll all just play on canoes

>>139484196
Rest in peace, anon.
Your troubles will soon be over.

>>139483115
F

>>139484196
see this
>>139484147

>>139484196
SWIM ANON SWIM

>>139484196
It's over for you m8

>>139484196
you should evacuate

>>139484181
>comparing traveling to a swath of land that covers the entire US to traveling out of a incredibly concentrated urban center
I know it's fun to troll but stop being so retarded.

>>139484155
Nope, I know what I'm talking about, I live near a river, and it's not raining here in Norway right now.

Happening cancelled

>>139484101
Probably the furthest and highest point of houston you could possibly get to.

>>139484015
Agreed

>>139484182
>the police would cut off flood prone roads!
You know what one of the most flood prone roads is?

The feeder.

The road you have to take to get onto the highway.

>>139484163
Pretty much. Anybody talking about total evacuation of Houston in a matter of a few days is either a fucking retard Houstonian or doesn't even live here.

>>139484196
M8 take shelter.

>>139484204
>risk that you'd be stuck
not really, I left before it started raining

>>139484047
People like you die.

The Governor hinted at evacuation as early as the 23rd.

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tfw murica is being cleansed of its sin

>>139484196
It means the levee is broken.
Leave while you still can you retard.

>>139484196

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZlDZPYzfm4

>>139484196
Stream on periscope

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>>139484079
https://www.wired.com/story/hurricane-evacuation-houston-harvey/

http://www.h-gac.com/taq/hurricane/documents/2017-zip-zone-map-small.pdf

>Cities' "clearance times"—how long it takes for all the residents to clear out—vary dramatically by location and storm severity. For an especially bad event, a city like Mobile, Alabama, with relatively few major thoroughfares, needs a few days to get everyone up and out. Houston needs 60 hours, New Orleans 72. Boston would like at least 13.

At the very least they could have evacuated the people in the purple region

>>139484147
>breached levee
>expect flood
>actually it goes down
i don't know anymore who is flooding who?

also, livestream habbening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGBN7s_wEAw

everything is fine, water is going down.

>>139484094
the higher it gets the more spills since the spillway isn't linear, it's on a gradient

the houses below it are going to flood way before anything breaks

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>>139484043
To celebrate making it through the happening with good food.

>>139484359
And here's the archive

>https://wired com/story/hurricane-evacuation-houston-harvey
https://archive.is/vwOvs

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>>139484147

FUCKKKKK

BRIDGE COLLAPSED !!

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>>139484122
I hope no Floridians suddenly show up

>>139484366
Based

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>>139483991
We just need the chemicals from the refineries to make mutants.

>>139484196

Breached is bad. Hope you have a second floor.

>>139484310
People are able to leave Houston today.

Ever hear of detours?

1 0 8 . 4 0 '

HAPPENING IS NO LONGER CANCELLED.

>>139484288
Different soil, different climate, different conditions. Not all rivers are the same, not all situations are the say.

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>>139483808
Fugg.
(What's this captcha?)

>>139484315
Only people trying to apologize for what the mayor did are talking about total evacuation. Everyone else is talking about small scale in the areas most likely to get fucked.

>>139483801
There is a really low chance it will make it to 112 feet. I would put my money on catastrophic failure of the north spillway before making it to 112 feet.

UNLESS they get a shit ton of rain all at once, then we could see the other spillways overflow.

>>139484170
>most of the flooded areas will be dry by saturday/sunday
Are you people actually this retarded, or is there some sort of genuine shill campaign going on right now?

>>139484359
Do you not see where the evac routes lead? Straight through the fucking city. Come on man...

>>139483895
His Nobel Prize isn't even a real Nobel Prize. The group that gives out the prize he won is in no way affiliated with the actual Nobel Prize committee.

>>139484196
It's just water, it can't do any damage. Just relax, it will quickly flow where lower - in the ocean.

>>139483974
>>139483893

>>139484196
get the fuck out RIGHT NOW

>>139484355
he'll need a fuckin periscope

>>139484043

It's Antifa trying to set us up a trap

>>139484397
The servers are underwater no doubt or were shut down to prevent electrocution or burnouts.

>>139484366
>heard you talkin' shit like I wouldn't find out

>>139483868
>we knew on Thursday
And the first death was on Friday. And guess what? It was some guy stuck in his car who drowned trying to get out.

Your car is not a safe place to be.

>>139484481
It's people fishing for those (You)'s or apologists

>>139484397
CAT T cables are flooded

>>139484047
>We had about one day of warning as to the severity of Harvey

Really ?
How did the rest of the nation know about it for at least a week then

The Democrat nigger mayor WANTS a catastrophe and tragedy so he can cry about RACISM and TRUMP Democrats create disasters and then claim to be the only solution then create more disasters

>>139484418

Where?

>>139484482
What's the problem? Houston's highway network is extensive, it's not like they are driving through the streets of downtown.

>>139484392
>good food.
Everything fried to shit or floating in tomato sauce. Our Cajun rejects sure fooled you fatasses.

>>139484462
They are on to you . Please select images with helicopter.

How could this get worse? Random tornado?

>>139482881
>every house has "american" timber construction, meaning 2x4"s and 2x2"s as fram with some cheap tile dressing
>now those frames get soaked
>90% humidity is "usual" in Houston
>those houses will never dry
>enjoy your fireproof houses

Basically every flooded house is ready to be bulldozed. Gotta buy some timber industry shares, because these dumb asses are going to rebuild the same as before.

>>139482633
Never ever trust a niggers judgment.

>>139484536
wouldnt they be on AWS or akami nowdays?

>>139484443
Are there any images of videos of water overflowing the resevoir?

Any evidence the mud banks will give way and rek Houston central?

>>139484443
WEW LAD WE BACK

>>139484340
>as early as the 23rd.
Wow a whole two days before it hit, what a huge window for an evacuation. Maybe, if that's enough time for an evacuation, he should have done more than "hint at it"

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>>139484551
WATER ALREADY RECEDED BY 3 FEET ITS OGRE M8

>>139484196
go to the attic, take an axe with you (so you can break out trough the roof if things get bad, you won't be able to go back due to high pressure) and chill until this thing is over.

evacuating now is pointless unless anyway

>>139484589
>blocking up roads that will be flooded in 24-48 hours, roads leading through city, the city that will be flooded, is a good plan
k.

>>139484551
>fishing for those (You)
Wh... Why do they do that? What's the point?

>>139483373
Someone please accidentally hypothetically remove this scum from the planet. Or, destroy his life first, then dispatch him. cuz climate change

>>139484600
With addicks overflowing several oil tanks are at risk, when they leak - you get a flood of fire.