/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - GOODMORNING EDITION

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Yaaaaaas.

What does Joe say every day that gets his stupid coffee show to trend in the morning?

>>139467853
Hey I live in that state!

First for Stephen Miller, the Synagogue Splitter

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1504009136893.webm

>>139467853
read this and tell me trump isn't fucked:
https://medium.com/@Cernovich/mike-cernovich-white-house-report-trump-83e6d97258aa
No one is working for the MAGA agenda in the federal governement. Rex tillerson will soon be out. All the trump allies have been ousted. This is now a democrat and deep state white house. WE ARE SO FUCKED. I might buy monkey mindset to get out of my depression

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>>139467937
jej

>>139467981
>"Watch me suck my own dick!"

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>>139467981
whatever they tell him to say. otherwise, the cat gets out of the bag

>>139468011
what a great guy

>>139468011
I swear to god the first time I ever saw him speak before a rally on the campaign trail he actually said "we will shut their lying globalist mouths" in english, does anyone else remember that? I didn't just dream it, right?

Western governments should revoke dual citizenship. You are either one of us or you aren't. And if you aren't, you will be removed. No half measures.

>>139468059
>Cernovich
>we

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It's all over. Trump lied about Russia. Impeachment or resignation. Mueller now has the goods.

https://twitter.com/funder/status/901983187743723520

>>139468059
Mike "I'm Alt-Right When It Helped My Book Sales" Thernovic

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>>139468059
Are you ready for the brown wave?

>>139468123
Who's George?

>>139468190
Grumps grover. Brumpf brief abrout bruffia. Imbreefment or drufsignation. Druller now has the droogs. FRUG DRUMPH

>>139468059
(((Cernovich)))

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>>139468188
I sure hope that no bobby in your area sees that extremely anti islamic post

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>>139468256
his brother, who is actually pretty based

>>139467853
He brought bad optics to the Trump administration with his nazi larper type shit. I'm glad he's gone, just a huge distraction like Flynn.

>>139468202
Canada is pretty much just a territory with a name, at this point.

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/g/ BTFO

>>139468339
Oh my god I love this one hahaha

>>139468256
Joe's Trump supporter brother, and probably the reason why Joe hates Trump so badly.

>>139468296
HA

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>>139468371

>>139468202
The migrants will simply demand more, or protest because the facilities aren't good enough. They'll demand free money, full beds and brick houses.

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>>139468202
>irregular migration

you all have a negative IQ and your president is Saudi Arabia's designated human toilet

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Daddy’s layin’ the hammer down??

Nuke North Korea, please.

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>>139468416
yeah, well, only the gay refugees will get the benefits

According to this thread >>139453385 all the shills engaged in spamming might in fact be sophisticated bots even when it seems like they're responding to you with contextually accurate posts. Should we be worried? What if that last billion dollars from soros didn't go to basement virgins, but the most sophisticated markov chains known to man?

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>>139468493
Whoopsies. Kek

>>139468438
Hello dead ideology.

>>139467853

How much do you think it would cost to commission a team of artists to carve Trump's face into a mountain somewhere?

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President Donald J. Trump

>he stared directly into a total eclipse, and the sun went blind.
>he built a sandcastle on a beach in Dubai, then sold it to the Saudi Royal Family as a vacation home.
>he won a golf tournament with a single stroke.
>he folded a paper airplane and threw it out the window; it bombed 4 ISIS bases.
>he signs legislation with feather quill pens plucked from a bald eagle perched on his desk.
>he follows witches around on a stage while standing perfectly still.
>he wanted to adopt a new pet, so he went on a safari.
>he was held hostage by terrorists; when negotiations were finished, they paid him a $30 million ransom.
>his online shitposting directs the course of human history.
>he sells rice to the Chinese.
>when his car was blocked by violent rioters, he walked the rest of the way.
>eating fast food makes him healthier.
>at the end of his 2 terms of President, he’ll look 30 years younger.
>when he visited the Vatican, the Pope prayed to him for forgiveness.
>he made employee of the month after his job interview.
>he was the guest speaker at his own college graduation.
>he issues pardons for crimes that weren’t even committed.
>the wives he divorced sing praise of his sexual prowess.

>>139468536
That is his genius plan to keep the rapefugees from breeding with their women

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>>139468541
>Nerd Virgins out of a job

Also, nobody really cares. Their shilling accomplishes nothing, at least the bots make themselves pretty obvious at one point or another, and people can filter them

>>139468202
>Canadian government literally welcoming invaders
I feel guilty but I'm 100% okay just dumping all our trash on Canada if it comes to that.

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>>139468438

>>139468425
omg pls no

>>139468543
What a nothingburger

>>139467853
Is it profitable to kill Muslims? I don't think it's profitable to kill blacks. There's too many of them.

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>>139468543
>All options are on the table

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Mornin lads

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>>139467853
I ain't getting the next thread

Have a good day

>>139468425

Why don't liberals who hate Trump and America just migrate to Canada with the Mexicans?

>>139468425
>irregular migration
Good grief liberals are deranged. The fall-out of illegal immigration is more accurate.

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>>139468392
This one's my favorite.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>139468742
Does he EVER sleep?

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>>139468651
>Feeling sorry for canada
literally why

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Tillerson is such a weenie.

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>>139468742
But that's (somehow) racist!

>>139468744
>you will never shitpost from space

>>139468774
I really hope that Arpaio doesn't decide to run
I like him but he's too old, and would just serve as a splitter
thankfully Ward seems to be doing really well and Flake is very unpopular

>>139468591
>he is, the most interesting President in the world

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>>139468708
ella ella ella
awoo oo oo

>>139468770
Hah I like this one too

>>139468742
Context?

>>139468752
As soon as non-lazy liberals discover you don't get free health care in Canada for 5 years after immigrating, they go back to trying to make America in to Canada.

>>139468908
Agreed. He got the pardon and now he should lay low and enjoy it. Too soon imho to run for senate, that is, if he was planning on it.

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>>139468969

>>139468390
Literally who and what does this shit have to do with President Trump?

>>139468774
Quick rundown?

>>139468662
ahah come join me on reddit bro

>>139468908
Yeah I agree.

Funnily enough Flake has ads trying to smear Ward as a chemtrails conspiritard and even fucking politifact defended her.

>>139468296
>The UK is a caliphate in all but name now

>>139468876
so much for "we have talked enough about north korea"

>>139469008
not really true desu, we have tons of non canadians coming to our hospitals without id, getting expensive treatments beause they cant be refused and then they disapear and the doctors arent paid and the system has strain put to it. It also work if they have id but just leave without paying if they have no intention of going back to canada.

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>>139469078
commies welcome

>>139469075
>republican Jeff Flake goes on every liberal tv show to say Trump sucks and to shill his book
>everyone in Arizona wants him gone

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>>139468914
Thank you, Kang Nigger, for funding terrorists for five years

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What the fuck is his problem?

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>>139468967

>>139468914
>>139468914

Good to see the left still can't meme

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>>139468536
SIP

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>>139469078
>why won't people take my internet Marxism seriously

>>139469158
Didn't Michael Moore do a docu there and his friend broke his hand and they admitted him for free/right away?

>>139469158
>non canadians
>and then they disapear
I never said people don't take advantage of you, just they stop trying to be Canadians because it's harder than they imagined. Unless they're brown invaders, I guess.

>>139469105
There's a great unspoken law of the universe that states if you help Muslims your country will have Muslim problems in the future. Our first war was against Muslims so it evens out.
>captcha includes the Monster energy drink name
So I guess captcha enjoys sipping.

>>139469216
good gestalt

>>139469226
Irrelevance.

>/pol/ shills a fucking woman over Arpaio

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>>139469304
*gripps for the sipp*

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how do we impeach this loser guys?

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Slowly but surely antifa will die

>>139469510
I laughed so hard at Malaysian Mike warning that Milano lady on Twitter that a nazi safe space was raiding her poll

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>>139469631
You're gonna have to try harder, nazis. We will fight to our last breath. Yours

>>139469437
>Wanting to split the vote
Fuck off

>>139469226
Being a degenerate a-political wigger

>>139468774
>inb4 every neocon who tried to fuck trump over gets primaried out

>>139469726
Please never post these comics again

>>139469437
Joe is 85 years old!

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>>139469631
sessions better not cuck up the investigation
get the leaders some serious prison time

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>>139467981
twitter auto trends him

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uh oh

>>139470132
That is one Corsican-looking pimp.

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https://unvis.it/theguardian.com/technology/2017/aug/29/stormfront-neo-nazi-hate-site-murder-internet-pulled-offline-web-com-civil-rights-action

stormfags btfo

>>139470138
he's a REEEEESISTer so he's pushed by librul establishment

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>>139470180
>manlets
when will they learn

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>>139469881
It's happening. This will be a great purge. Democrats and RINOs alike will be removed Congress and the Senate.

>>139470180
>alt right faggot tries to attention whore
Either controlled oppo or monumentally retarded.

>>139470247
he's not a resister. he's a true conservative tm

>>139470296
Probably a leftist desu

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>>139469304
>>139469494
I'm glad the sip meme caught on. I like to think I had a hand in it by encouraging the Aussie fascist to keep posting and making them and especially to continue using the white Monster can instead of the other drinks he also used when starting it.

>>139470422
Bit unfair though, who else could he be carrying?

>>139469510
Truly the left cannot meme. Embarrassing.

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Very rare Trump from this morning.

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>>139470422
when Hollywood makes a movie about Hurricane Harvey..

>>139470601
the kid should be black

>>139470601
put the guys face on the baby

>>139470585
nice thigh gap 2bh

>>139470585
Why is she wearing heals?

>>139470601
Kid needs to be african

>>139470601
xir's hair should be pink with glasses and a nose ring

>>139470742
That's actually a little funny.

>>139470601
>when Hollywood makes a movie about Hurricane Harvey..
You know they fucking will and Mark Wahlberg will star in it

>>139469075
>>139468774
Kelli Ward is a huge pro-Trump gal

She will be an excellent replacement for Flake

>>139470473
basic gesalt on this meme?

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>mfw I find out he does'nt /GULP/

>>139469226
He lost his mojo. He's trying to be relevant again.

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>>139471056

>>139468774
If Ward can win this primary, she got the seat. AZ still has 10% of whites who voted Libertarian/Other in 2016 but Republican in 2012.

>>139470854
I can't wait until the inevitable Trump movies

>>139470422
that guy is asian, not hispanic

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>>139467853

failed president. can't govern.

hasn't gotten a single law passed in congress to make good on a single campaign promise. magical first 100 days squandered. 200 days. plus. still, can't get his agenda through his own GOP congress. "It will be so easy" "When I say 'do it' they will. That's leadership" "We'll do it on the first day". "no one knows the system better than me.

weak sad stupid

>>139470990
>>139471056
>>139470473
same, I'd like to find out before they do a behindthememe or whatever it's called

>>139470473
saw a can of ultra zero at the shop yesterday
was about to buy it but then remembered memes stay on internet and i don't drink that garbage

>>139470422
>>139470601
fucking lol

>>139470585
Dr Pavel, I'm POTUS

139471291
(you)

>>139470199
Even literal nazis and gommies deserve free speech.

>>139471307
nigger-tier meme adopted by underage normies who are forcing a meme for the first time

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>>139471262
The future is finally here!

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Has Trump addressed the North Korea missile launch yet?

if so, link?

>>139471291
>hasn't gotten a single law passed in congress
Dozens passed, actually. And among them is his veteran law he promised.

>>139471463
he basically said "oh man mr. kim I'm sorry for pretending i would do anything I'm just a little pussy I'm sorry based kim please don't nuke my country" and then he started crying and ran out of the room.

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>>139467937
Kek !

>>139470771
They`re going to Texas, she want to keep her heels of the water.

>>139470199
Pushing memefront onto the dark web was a really really really big mistake. Now these sites are going to be decentralized and probably even more radical

>#HurricaneKatrina
>Katrina was much worse then Harvey
>All those innocent, oppressed, African-Americans that died...
>Mexico sent so much help
>They helped us for FREE
>MEXICO IS GREAT
>THEY ARE ALL WELCOME HERE
>NO BORDERS, NO WALL
>FUCK TRUMP!
>FUCK WHITE PEOPLE!

>How Trump Kills the G.O.P.
>another NYT write-up
>Trump is a racist, sexist pig
>the GOP did this to themselves
>TRUMP IS LITERALLY HITLER
>ALL REPUBLICANS ARE NAZIS AND WHITE-SUPREMACISTS
>KILL THEM ALL
>FUCK TRUMP!
>FUCK WHITE PEOPLE!


classic twitter

>>139471612
off*

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>JUST IN: President Trump and first lady Melania Trump depart for Texas

>>139471630
yeah, worked so well for infinity. Oh well, like everything else, it will backfire on the left

>>139471770
> tactical heels for flood waters

>>139468417
>Things_that_will_never_happen.bmp

>>139471654
literally posted on a wall

>>139470199
The feds deleted their own honeypot, how did that happen?

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>>139471654
>LGBTQQIA

>>139468425
Sounds like a bowel movement.

>>139471980
they expected one of them in the wreckage after the tiki torch rally

>>139471980
Publicity stunt?

>>139471654
I signed up for some activities at my community centers some time ago and they asked me if I was born in canada. I asked why and they said that to keep their grants they had minority quotas they had to enforce or loose the governemeent money for teaching immigrants french or whatever. I was born in france and speaks both language just fine, but I got to go to all the classes for free (of course its free for immigrants) to fill some dumbass quota.

>>139471409
I wondered what Chris chan has been doing recently

>>139471980

Lost control of the narrative

>>139471770
Honestly he looks presidential as fucking shit here. More so than the suits he always wears.

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BADASS MELANIA

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>>139471998
2nd worst jojo

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>>139470473
>>139471307

/sip/ hounds never die.

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>>139472076
he's gotten himself involved with a group of pretentious e celeb furries, made a crossover comic with them, started writing more sonichu in general, and now he has a second sonichu, a pony OC that he wants to put on the silver screen

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Seriously, what happened this weekend besides Gorka getting fired?

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>>139470473
>>139469304
/sip/

>>139472108
melania has a +1 to PER

>>139472108
Melania "Maverick" Trump.

>>139472167
>t. Joseph dicksucker

>>139472214
flood. not much else, weekends are generally slow

is houston fucked?

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>>139471770

>Melania needs to act serious ONE TIME
>wears 8 inch, $32,000 stilettos

really shakes my maraca

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>>139471056
just terrible
/sip/

>buy a white monster zero last night
>it suddenly became a meme
what does it mean

>>139472264
kek

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>>139472393
It's sippment.

>>139472393
do you have those yellow lemonade monsters? Or the red blue one that is made for some racer or some shit? we have those, haven't seen those in the states tho

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>>139470473
It wasn't the aussie he only made a couple it was me who kicked this meme into gear and you are most welcome SIP

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>>139468425

>irregular migration

Trudeau is going to hang on those words in 2019

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uh, wut

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secret_Service_code_name#2008

>>139472335
50 inches of rain, 4th largest city, and a nigger mayor who told everyone that there is no evacuation because of "fear mongering". Do the math.

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>>139472382
cuz baby now we got bad blood

Meanwhile in america


>most white women in US are mean, shrill , sexist and spiteful to the white men

>at least 10 to 20 percent of white women have non-white children in the US

>white woman still vote democratic party until their half-breed mongrel descendant replace them

>"White" America will uglier and dumber than ever with 1/8th nigger and 1/4th spic ancestry

>TFW america become africa tier shit-hole

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>>139472098
Trump wears suits so often that the few times he doesn't wear one are extra special

>>139472321
>looters
Just fucking say blacks already. We know who they are.

>>139472529
>are

>>139471998
>the acronym keeps randomly gaining and losing letters every day because theyre trying to find out how to slip 'pedophile' in without normies noticing

>>139472529
Monster rehab? Yeah, that's been around for years. The other flavor you mentioned has been sold for a long while too, but it's really not that good.

>>139468651
But as a Canadian they can simply enter America with no visa and basically stay as long as they want, legally. We gotta get these assholes home.

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>>139472613

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>>139471505

>dozens

absolutely incorrect. name just three promises he got through Congress to become laws. Find just one mistake on the list. protip: you can't do it.

his agenda is stalled. constantly attacks and alienates the very Republicans he needs to advance. can't get it through Congress. lame duck already.

>>139472647
no, it's a lemonade. doctor or something, rehab is the fruit flavor one, I believe

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>>139472321
white bois better watch out, dem boats now belong to da hood

we be moses n shieet

>>139472710
>alienates the very Republicans he needs to advance
Sweetie, no.

>>139468059
Canada pls. Cernovich is a hack and needs to fade into obscurity asap.

>>139472583
>Kellyanne Conway – Blueberry
>Donald Trump – Mogul
>Melania Trump – Muse
>Ivanka Trump – Marvel
>Donald Trump Jr. – Mountaineer
>Eric Trump – Marksman

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>>139472708
Is S. Korea just the California of Asia?

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>>139472593
The level of retardness in content of that phrase.

(((Sipp)))

>>139472885
>Barron Trump-Expert

>>139472710
June 23, 2017: S. 1094 - "Department of Veterans Affairs Accountability and Whistleblower Protection Act of 2017"

April 13, 2017: H.J.Res. 43 - "Providing for congressional disapproval under chapter 8 of title 5, United States Code, of the final rule submitted by Secretary of Health and Human Services relating to compliance with title X requirements by project recipients in selecting subrecipients"

March 31, 2017: H.J.Res.42 - "Joint Resolution disapproving the rule submitted by the Department of Labor relating to drug testing of unemployment compensation applicants"


Here you have 3 laws Trumpo signed that he campaigned for.

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>>139472710
Donald Duck with a X on its head
US Lane 1

in pyongyang

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rK1YaeYsMBk

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>>139472321
I hope this shit gets caught on camera. Giant redpills for all.

>>139472626
Sad but true.

>>139472885
Why Blueberry?

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>>139472753

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>139472613
Things that will never happen for $500, Alex.

>>139468536
Well, I mean, gay refugees don't have kids, and probably have more reason to run away from a stable Muslim country than straight Muslims have to run away from ISIS.

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>>139472690

>raining
>visiting poor people
>freezing cold

"I should wear my new lou boton stilletos!"

>>139470263

Is McCain that invincible? Or is he not up for re-election yet?

>>139469324
He would make a cute trap probably

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>>139472957
it's like something straight out of a anime

it used to be, and is most likely still, ruled by a feminist seele. No, really. No wonder there is so much (((Diversity))) in there

>>139472613
Are you making these up Korea anon?

>>139473037
michelle obama was called renaissance

WE

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>>139472847
>

>sweetie, no

begs the question, do you actually pay attention to current events?

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>>139473058
>>139473058
nah, I'm talking about this

>>139473058
Rehab? WTF is this? Amy Winehouse tribute?

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>>139472885
what did they mean by this

>>139473108

He was just reelected, so he's gets six years until his next election.

>>139473094
>billionaries pretending they can relate to working class people by wearing working class clothing
Fucking snakes.

>>139472980
I should have put "4th largest city in America" to be honest.

>>139471056
Bitch needs to brush her tongue.

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>>139473037
>EXCLUSIVE: She's always been a winner! How young Kellyanne Conway won the Blueberry Packing Championship in New Jersey (and did a mean split)

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IF TRUMP WOULD HAVE HAD A WALL UP TEXAS WOULD STAY FLOODED LONGER BECAUSE THE WALL WOULD KEEP THE WATER IN TEXAS BECAUSE ALL THEW WATER DRAINS DOWN STREAM AND IF YOU LOOK A MAP MEXICO WOULD BE DOWN STREAM FROM THE USA

>>139473153
He's gone after assholes, like McCain, Flake, Ryan, McConnell who said they support the president yet their actions show otherwise. It's well deserved and a minimal number of call outs.

>>139473203
he keeps stumbling

>>139473094
melania cannot wear flats

>>139473108
He got reelected but he's dying so it doesn't count.

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>>139472108
I need high res of this shit ASAP

>>139468908
Arapio is waiting for McCain to die next month

>>139472393
It means the viral marketing for that liquid garbage worked on you

>>139470585
>melania in bomber jacket and heels
W E W

>>139472710
Blaming Trump for the faults of the Senate is pretty disingenuous. Trump is doing all he can with executive power and making deals with others nations.

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>>139471770
Finally new dlc Trump

>>139472996

kek.

yeah, I remember his promise "Who's gonna disapprove under chapter 8 of title 5, United States Code, of the final rule submitted by Secretary of Health and Human Services relating to compliance with title X requirements by project recipients in selecting subrecipients?"

and the crowd shouted back "CONGRESS!!"

"who?"

"CONGRESS!"

yeah, I remember that one.

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>>139473058
There is also this one here, altho I cannot really tell how it's different from a regular monster, except the can

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>>139473127
>try to search up ethnic statistics of S. Korea
>Wikipedia says there's no official statistics
What did they mean by this?

>>139473531
Read what the law is about.

>>139468908
Flake is losing to Ward, but SOMEONE has to replace Mccain when he dies.

>>139471247
Owen Wilson as Trump
Sarah Jessica Parker as KAC
John Goodman as Bannon
Who else?

>>139473202
It's been out for ages, there's like five different flavors of it. It's good shit.

>>139473304
ha

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>>139469370
Keep sippin for rich

>>139473455
Those glasses too.

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>>139468744
OP isn't making the next thread, so I am. Don't split, please

>>139473552
Homogenous, low birth rates, not as bad as Japan or China though, and evangelism is booming.

>>139468876
Nkorea is bait. Keep hammering china economically

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>>139473461

"No one knows the system better than me". "When I say "do it" they will. that's leadeship" "It will be so easy"

It's the President's job to govern and to lead his own party. Yet Trump keeps shooting himself in the foot and making it harder and harder to get his agenda through.

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What's with all the Monster energy drink talk, seemingly out of nowhere?

>>139473607
overweight mickey rourke can play trump or the guy who plays jamie lannister

>>139472108
Best First Lady ever Jesus Christ. Glad we got rid of that ape, don't mind seeing Obama gone either.

>>139473698
some forced meme

also, do burgers have those? I swear I didn't see them back home

>>139473541
>>139473198

>>139472996
Oh sweetie no. None of those count because I haven't heard of them on reddit or msnbc. Plus Rachel Maddow said he has passed no major legislation

>>139473304
Oh. Strange event to wear proudly, but I guess it checks out.
>>139473413
May taste like abrasive acid horse piss, but what energy drink doesn't? At least the stuff works.
>>139473698
Someone brought up the sip meme.

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>>139473541

we have the same thing except for rob gronkowski

>t. not a hick

>>139473202
Tasges reakly good but no energy

Zero puts me on the verge of a heart attack every time

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>>139473153
>Senators constantly backbiting and concern trolling, even when Trump tries to play nice with them
>Fucking up legislation when they have a majority in congress with a republican president
>They start thinking that attacking Trump is what will get them elected in midterms
>Trump puts them on fucking blast and polls begin to show them otherwise
>"TRUMP SHOULDN'T DO THIS"

Fuck off, primarying RINO's and traitors is a Tea Party tradition.

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>>139473079
not posting obese beta asian male husbans

>>139469324
why would you punch with your thumb instead of your fist?

wouldnt you break your thumb?

>>139473607
Samuel L Jackson as Ben Carson

>>139473789
It's all fucking awful for you. Drink a cup of coffee like a normal person and get on with your life.

>>139470422
most pictures cut out the gook husband carrying the shoes. really makes you think...

>>139473127
Really sad story for that one Anon.
>>139473130
He thinks the British Empire will come back, and probably gets Jew made statics.

>>139473770
Kek
But with that, he got the vets, the anti-abortion Christians and the "drug-testing for welfare" crowd covered.

>>139473304
Her husband definitely has a monster lap hog

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>>139473541

>Poland's energy drink is dedicated to this nigger

why is europe such shit?

>>139473874

I believe he was telling his other peaceful protesters to punch with their thumbs not clutched in the fist, but outside.

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>>139473595
>Read what the law is about.

oh yeah, I remember that promise. Actually I remember him talking both sides of that one desu.

>>139473897
Coffee doesn't work

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>shills returned
What happened? Did Trump nuke NK?

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>>139474000

>>139474107
yes. grilled gook soon comrade.

>>139469072

Weev is anti-Trump I'm pretty sure.

Otherwise no fucking idea. Fear of Win OS spying on Trump-supporters maybe?

>>139473620
Needs his %5 gym bag and a gallon of killing it or whatever his drink was called.

>>139473698
that kid is my favorite internet person of all time

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>>139473617
Oh, I see. I drink only covfefe, water, tomato juice or vodka.

>>139474107
They're frenzied since Muller has subpoenaed that Podesta group.

NEW THREAD
>>139473967
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>>139473967
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>>139473967
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>>139473967
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>>139473607

Gary Busey as Trump. there can be no other way.

Peewee Herman as Reince Preibus

resurrected John Heard as Sean Spicer

Bonus: Trump as the Queen of England.

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>>139473866
please tell me this was posted to asianmasculinity

>>139472108
COSTUME UNLOCKED!

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>>139474176
It's too bad he got killed in the Manchester bombing.

How did our president do, my fellow americans?

>>139474343
The world will never recover from his death. RIP

>>139474427
He seemed nervous as fuck. And his english was nigger-tier.

But he did fine.