/HFG/ - Hurricane Harvey Houston Flood General: GATORAIDS EDITION

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbrjRKB586s

fuck Texas

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DAM FAGS READ THIS so you know wtf you are talking about

>>139428745

and fuck that Lone Star Beer

>>139428733
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVjdMLAMbM0

reminder to those who are not in Houston
the flood is always coming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYBViYU7tUE

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harvey will turn into the gulf and recharge into cat 5 and hit new orleans

>>139428745
This
And fuck the oil execs who'll lose their mcmansions once the dams burst

>>139428762
Was just waiting for someone to post this shit.

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>>139428762

>>139428733
I like bluegrass right now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdUJPAG0ns8

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Reminder to report all Mexicans to ICE

>>139428793
Read it earlier, and it's still HAPPENING, at least in the northern end

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I'm ready for the levee to break

>>139428762
no fuckin way holy shit

>>139428762
fake and gay

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>>139428596
COMFY GENERAL

Report where in Houston you are.

Report status of being comfy.

>>139428596
Estimated 108 at addicks by 6 or 7am tmmw all night fags hold the fort i need sleep been going for 16 hrs

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>Talks about the flood and hurricane with Houston resident
>As they are soaked and helpless, he says "well everything IS bigger in Texas

AUTISTIC REPORTER EDITION

>2.3 million people in Houston
>two feet of water coming down in a day

Why don't they all just get together and drink it?

>>139428904
that's how you stay dry

>>139428904
how the fuck do you even get in that thing

>>139428890
not really a happening until it tops the spillway. a long way to go until that happens

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They did it /pol/

>>139428950
I'm in Maryland.

Will this storm terraform the Texas gulf into the Everglades?

>>139428936
>>139428936
its fake and gay

>>139429004
kek

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>reports of looting near my neighborhood

I'm ready

>>139428745
fuck drumpf and fuck texas

>>139428976
Then they can go to the coast and piss it away!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ge6hqMK4iXc
Enjoy Houston bros out there, if you are gonna sit in the floods. Enjoy the jam, and listen to your cities new themesong like the final days are among us.

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>>139428596
Anyone volunteering tomorrow? I'm going down to my local shelter tomorrow in cypress weather permitting and bringing an overnight bag. I feel useless sitting here able bodied with nothing to do but refreshing these threads, eating, and /comfy/

>>139428976
this is actually a really good idea, everyone drinks a gallon and the flood is pretty much negated

>>139428855
not really bluegrass anon, more of a folk ballad
Here, have some bluegrass for your effort

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWFj86lqfIU

>>139428962
Fucking yes, these are the people I'm shooting for their boat come global flood time

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Projection I made based on current trends that the reservoir is filling up at, obviously, this can change base on rain.
>Based on this it should reach 108 at around 6 AM CDT>>139428936

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>>139428904

>>139428950
Hiram Clarke and west orem deep in jungle territory

Not flooded but still raining and windy

Hopefully no chimpout but armed in case

>doggos
>beer
>herbal Jew
>much comfy

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>>139428950
Kingwood (Northeast Harris County)
Comfy as fuck
Drinking beer and eating cheese dip
my son and doggo are going nuts running around the house, im about to have to put them to bed

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on a rescue mission right now, will tell you potters what i find

>>139428962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAxpJNI5u4Q

Will Harvey put an end to Houston's Urban Sprawl?

>>139429000
Will wait patiently for the wet and cold embrace of Harvey

>>139429135
yea im donating some jizz to my local kleenex deposit

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>>139428904
>Poster your floodgear

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>>139428904
Me too! Sadly im not there, but hey, effort is what counts!

>>139428796
Don't talk shit about Shiner and were good

>>139429008
Baltimore is full of niggers

>>139428762
Why are there so many delta planes and a different skyline than Houston?

>>139429136

Then it'll be piss flood you kiwitard

>>139429163
can you post where it's going to overflow on a map? as far as i understand it's on the northern side but which part

How many spics die if the levy breaks?

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>>139428904
Does it zip up in the back...?

>People want this happening to happen
>Then they will get pissy when gas is $5/gal

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>>139429234
my back up suitikjo for the flood

>>139428904
Nice gear. Reminds me of moth man

>>139429203
That is 1/5 scale. Would it make it down the streets?

>>139429135
Austinfag here.

Planning on driving down to Houston to help with disaster relief. Will probably stay there for the next few months.

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BLACKED

>>139429253
nightmare

>>139429320
Carlos

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>>139428976

>>139429234
my fucking sides

>>139429283

>kiwitard
>doesn't realize it's an australian flag

time to get some glasses burgerbro

>>139429253
Fucking kek'd

>>139429283
It already is

>>139428595
Most likely I won't get the package. It was Amazon prime too so I'm willing to bet it got held up in Houston the day after I ordered it. Bummer.

>>139428976
We're legally obligated to drink only Dasani bottled water or diet soda. Good Idea anon, but no one wants to become a felon here :(.

>>139429136
alright, so 2.3 million gallons have been drunk, what to do with the other 400 million gallons?

>>139429320

billions

>>139428904
Bыбpoc cкopo cтaлкep!

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good night

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>>139428861
Die by a great wrath of Ares.

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>friend I play gook MMOs with lives in texas
>hasn't been online the entire day
FUG I HOPE SHE'S OK

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>>139429493
night kitters

>>139428976
because then they all pee and we're right back where we started

>>139429398

You're both bottom of the planet retards. But at least the Kiwis have the All Blacks.

>>139429474

water pumps

>>139429372
Are you a Cali refugee?

>>139429547
Got pics?

>>139429547
>she

anon, I...

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Barker Reservoir Dam breaks and this nice house in Katy, Texas is blooded

>>139429493
NIGHTMARE!
NIGHTMARE!
NIGHTMARE!

>>139429547
post her feet

Katrina who??

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>Cajun Navy not diverse enough
>white man's burden

>>139429556
Does it come in realtree?

>>139429190
Is your house close to lake Houston?
Keep a gun handy in case looters arrive. Hope the dog alerts you.

>>139429599
No. I was born and raised here.

>>139429179
Did you go to madison?

>>139428815
This shit is one of the worst parts of going through flood water

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:(

>get container
>fill it with water
>dump it in the sink
>everyone does it
>problem solved
Houston is fucking retarded.

>>139429163
You need to do it on acre feet as it gets higher the same amount of acre feet will lower the amount it rises.
>>139429298


Give me a sec

>>139429632
that's like 250k in texass

>>139429398
Do you really think anyone knows or cares what the strayan flag or kiwi flag is or what the difference is between the two nations or their flags?

Pls.

>scanner. nigs looting a Home Depot, they are in the tool department.

Talk about looting shit you will never use.

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>>139429547
>she

If a toilet flushes 5 gallons, if everyone kept flushing their toilets on the bottom floor what would happen?

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>>139429587

by that logic you're canada

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>>139429602
>>139429613
>>139429642
I just play videogames with her why would I have pics?

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>>139429664
does it ever!!

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>>139429367
The full size one? Nope.

>>139429078
Periscope it.

>>139429179
Good stuff. Pour one out and smoke a bowl for the fallen my friend.

>>139429672
Nah im originally from wilcrest @ spice in alief Lol moved with my woman friend

>>139428796

Fuck that fuckin alamo and fuck them long horn steers

>>139429547
If she isn't in Houston or on the coast she is perfectly fine if not a little wetter.

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>>139429739
>friend

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>>139429632
It is a price we must pay.

Release the kraken!!!

>dam is overfilling
>turn on shower and faucets
>dam water levels go down
Houston is fucking retarded

>>139429652

cajun navy arnt the only people in boats anon

>>139429547

>Live in Texas
>been shitposting in harvey threads for the past few days with nature enhanced rainymood

>>139429739
lol

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Post streets. This was today at 7pm in Spring. The water rises brothers.

>>139429179
>Hiram Clarke
Fuck might as well be in mo town or the bloody nick

Good luck senpai

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>>139429553

>should we beat to quarters?

>>139429830
Thats cool. Im in the same area

>>139429880
post original

>>139429811
Thanks Anon
Were the lucky ones

>>139429889

you sir, are retarded

>>139429714
Many things to use from Home Depot desu. Gotta fix up that house after the flood

>>139429688
This and also.
>floodwater rising outdoors
>it comes inside under the door, nothing can stop it
>fill your house with clean water so that the water level is always higher than the water outside
>waterflow is only going outwards
>no shit and piss water gets in

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>>139429842
>cans.wav

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>>139429547
>I HOPE SHE'S OK
>SHE
Your friend is dead suomi.

>>139429903
They're a huge amount and very good at this.

>>139428816
Fuck your pinko face.

>>139429739
Does he at least have a feminine benis?

>>139430055
Traps are gay, anon.

>>139428596

>350 gators

South Florida here, you are like little baby.

>>139429889
>They ask everyone to do this trivial thing when sinks are already underwater
>Charge for the water use and charge for drought water usage too
Texas.

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>>139429547
>playing Korean MMOs

>>139429993
Not for a nigger.

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>>139430002
kek'd and check'd

>>139429880
That's just a lost floridian though.

>>139429999
checked

>>139429958
Heheh

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>>139429298
>>139429695
10 hours in paint

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>>139429994
You do not understand hydraulics.
>Retard

>>139429739
does playing a female toon make someone a she?

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Nini guys, going to flop into bed and dream of a cute texan bf to cuddle with.

Hopefully in the morning things will be better and no erosion will have happened to the dam.

>>139430084
of course

tell that to Finn bro

>>139429908
This is the ultimate experience. You can basically be a neet until society resumes and be perfectly fine.

>>139429933
Nice. I mean, as nice as your house flooding can be.

hey, I haven't been able to keep updated since last night. How's the hurricane? Is it still looking like it's gonna loop back to Houston again? What about the reports of the rain?

Anyone have the MSPAINT comfy texas guy under water pic?

CJ @cjmoose 4m4 minutes ago

The reservoir is full. Water is going to begin spilling over/around the emergency spillway at the north end of the Addicks dam.

>>139429553
>NEW PLAN

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>>139428596
>Blood in water
Bullsharks in 30

>>139429268
Potentially shooped pic of Atlanta?

>>139429994
>Good plan
Do you guys get snowstorms in the winter where you're trapped in the house for a week? It's pretty awful even without the water.

so what's the best local news station to watch for updates?

>>139429733

Seriously? We are the most powerful nation in the history of our planet by both military might, economic power and cultural influence. Canada is best known for putting gravy on French fries.

If a disaster 5x as bad as Harvey happened in the desolate wasteland called Australia, most of the Western world wouldn't know, notice or care.

Meanwhile, you're here shitting up a thread about our fourth largest city. Nobody even knows what your fourth largest city is. And if I had to guess, I would say it's called something incredibly retarded like Boomerangia or some shit.

someone post an updated dam pic so i ca see where its at, been gone all day from the threads

>>139429994
Why would there be shit and piss in the water?

>>139430211
I don't think he knows there are no girls on the internet yet.

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>>139430203

>Hopefully in the morning things will be better and no erosion will have happened to the dam.

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>>139429539
>LEAFS

>NEED

>NOT

>POST

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what does it mean?

>>139430246
ktrh radio
ktrh.iheart.com

>>139429739
ign?

>>139430154
You really spent 10 hours editing this in paint?

I have a friend in The Woodlands, is she gonna be ok?

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>>139430214

>>139430246
KPRC local 2

>>139430323
it's ogre

>>139430290
Sewers are flooded

>>139430246
niggermania.net

>>139430224
It doesn't look like Atlanta. I'm thinking Minneapolis or Detroit? It's definitely shooped.

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>>139430286
Went back down a little, but it usually goes right back up after a while

>>139430348
ty

>>139430290
The sewers flood first anon

>>139430154
I can literally see my house on this map

btw you can tell this is an old/outdated aerial view compared to today

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>>139428596
THREAD THEME
>THREAD THEME
THREAD THEME
>THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbrjRKB586s

>>139430268
ded

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>>139430366
checked
what have you done

>>139430137
meant for
>>139429999

>>139430385
I meant Cincinnati, not Detroit, sorry.

>>139430154
what about the rest of it? that's all concreted and 115ft+ yeah? it seems fucking retarded they have areas that aren't reinforced and are lower than the reinforced areas

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>>139430217

So it begins.

>>139430369
>>139430403
No?

>>139430333
old meme anon

>>139430323
Probably nothing. The winds are moving the floater.

>>139429268
Because it's from study done in 2013
http://archives.californiaaviation.org/airport/msg51724.html

kek @ weather channel scrolling text :
>To looters and burglars : my jail is open...

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>>139430333

>>139430336
I sank a car in the Alden Bridge shopping center back in '01. She will live, but I don't know about flooding.

>>139430385
LIC.

>>139430203
You're going to have to take in Texan refugees who will abuse your food supplies and pucchi supples.

>>139430055
also.. self check

Kek wills it. Traps are gay

>>139430433
>vox

>>139429556
There's a fag on minds that wears that shit and posts stupid porn of himself.....I tag SJWs to his vids lol

>>139430018

Yeah but theres all sorts of people, coast guard, neighbors, private companies, out-of-towners, etc all helping out at the same time

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Florida October 5

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>>139430217

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>>139430348
This is fake news.
I'm on waterfront in Kemah. Comfy guy inside.

>>139430268

calm down, fag

>>139430497
?

>>139430483
>putting them in jail

Why? Looters should just be shot on sight.

>>139430366
MORE MUST DIE

EDGY ROLL FOR EDGY GODS

>>139430443
the rest is 118 or 120 or something

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>>139430290
>he's never lived through a real flood
Sewers back up into the flood water, making a shit stew

I have not seen one warning about this so far in the news I've seen?
Where's the boil water orders?
Where's the advisory to not wade into the flood waters?

Typhoid outbreak incoming
Lot's of Hepatitis cases as well

>>139430037
Mmm, dead porkies. :)

>>139430460
Yeah...The human waste of millions of people are in the flood waters

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>>139429553
>new plan

>>139430433
Can someone buy and then terminate vox please?

>>139430606
I agree

>>139430626
Got you hep b vaccination?

Any updates on levy status?

>>139430323
Started to spill.

>>139430606
this. i think in emergencies it should warrant a literal death penalty. if there's no consequence there's no improvement in behavior, especially against inhuman nigger savages.

>>139430268
I wouldn't be bragging about US of A with Donald J Trump as Prezident

At least the worst is over.

>>139430511

more digits for the truth

Traps are super gay

>>139430230
Only once i've had that situation, but yes, every winter winterstorm cuts electricity around the country.

I was comfy, because we were prepped, but sure as hell was doomy. After the storm had passed, i had to dig myself out from window, because door was stuck.

Luckily it was just packed snow and after i got out, i could easily shovel the door open.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tW-bKjPxUmI

Is Carlos still alive??

>>139430665
Any of those old PT boats still around? Love to have one.

>>139430695
too late now if you've been in the Houston flood waters, probably worth trying though

>>139430323
the news said you can't trust the sensors, the fact that they stopped giving reliable readings means it will overflow soon and that's why they had to evacuate nearby neighborhoods ASAP

>>139430733
checked

>>139430626
You clearly don't know fuckall about the Houston wastewater system.

And yet here you are, so insistent on your breadth of knowledge.

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>>139428596
they're here... they've come

>>139430766
checked

Going to bed, there better be happenings on a biblical scale when I get up. This is what we've been waiting for.

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>>139430359
From Houston but moved to the West Coast. Was watching their Youtube stream all day but it went out a couple hours ago. Link? I need my Jennifer Reyna and Britta Merwin

>>139428962
Why did they decommission them? They are perfect for these situations. Or borrow a couple from Wisconsin Dells or whereever

>>139430213
I can't speak for Houston specifically, but about an hour south in Angleton there has been constant rain since this morning as opposed to yesterday and the day before where rain was sparse.

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>>139430394

Seems like the data on that site is fucking up again.
The other site shows it at 106.30

>>139430785
Suck Houston flood water down your gullet for us anon
Report back later

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>>139430733
>>139430766
Checked

>>139430752
Yeah, I think he went to the roof in case the dam overflows, says he's not gonna be able to sleep

>>139430750
Looks pretty comfy. It's about what's going on here right now if you aren't flooding. 19C seems pretty chilly after last week though.

>>139430826
Because they are high maintenance and insurance is expensive.

>>139430348
the original shoulda put the gun on a gunrack for lols

>>139430756
If I remember from my stupid blood-born pathogens shit the vaccination can still help even after recent exposure. Depends on the hep. I'd cut off the limb if I were you.

>>139430854
Thank you for admitting your mistakes.

>>139430654
No.

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>>139430626
C H O L E R A

Hostage situation (homeowner held at gunpoint) 11:36pm EST
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/26318/web

>>139430851
It's the third time it stays idle at .00", so yeah it really must be an error, gonna alternate between the two websites then

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>>139430743
http://news.trust.org/item/20170829011010-bhep6
>Flooding expected to peak Wednesday or Thursday in Houston

>>139429253
Nobody wants him
He just stares at the world
Planning his vengeance
That he will soon unfold

Who has the best stream tonight khou, rsb or is there a third option?

>>139430787
Some anons said gator is tasty. Eat it.

>>139430787
THE INVASION HAS BEGUN

>>139430785
Anon, all wastewater systems are virtually the same.

If you can't process it through the sewers, it's going to back up. And when people flush their toilets, their shit flows into the city.

Unless they have their own septic system, in which case it's a city and they don't.

>>139428762
>>139428936
From 2013
http://archives.californiaaviation.org/airport/msg51724.html

>>139430922

Kek'd and checked.

>>139428950
Crosby.

Jungle mags on my AK

>>139430965
This is why I broke out the rifle.

>>139430965
the Chimps are getting frantic

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>>139430787

>>139431001
I like you.

>>139430787
Just like in my Jumanji movies

>>139430940
How could you stop the sewers from flooding?

>>139431014
It is delicious. had some down in Baton Rouge a couple of years ago

>>139430940
Who is this?
A Houston city water system official?
doing damage control on 4 leaf clover?

Or is this Carlos, regretting he did what he did this afternoon, and just drank copious amounts of Houston tap water because he had only one fucking 16oz bottle of water left as of this afternoon?

>>139428596
That's not blood, that's diesel fuel or oil from the EM generator.

the dam will have uncontrolled dischage of water sometime between 5 and 8 am Central time.

Night lads

>>139431011
I know it doesn't have pictures, but KTRH is the way to go. ktrh.iheart.com

>>139431034
Google is your friend.

>>139429668
Yes
Always have guns ready. Dog is always on alert, along with my gun-toting neighbors

>>139430323

the sensor broke a 105 as well i expect its malfunction

>>139431167
Say what?

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>>139430695
with all the medical waste in the waters now, it's likely houstonites have all the vaccines

>>139430998
Takes time for water to work its way downstream. If the worst of the rain ends tomorrow, it makes sense that the flooding won't crest before Wednesday/Thursday.

>>139429078

Make sure you wear a body cam before you shoot niggers and/or spics.

>>139430818
No link. Yeah I wonder what her height is, she's gotta be at least 5'3

>>139431215
After last memorial day (2016) it took two days after the rain to crest.

>>139431213
LOL

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>>139431131

>>139430755
It looks like some are still around, but it's got to be worse than buying a machine gun, waiting for someone to sell one. Might be better off building your own.

>>139431053
Are you sure it's not a propaganda image?

It is California after all.

>>139431135
Go throw a lighted match on it & find out

>>139429547
do you have any videos of her urinating

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>>139430940
>>139431131
don't worry about it the waters fine

"IF SOMEONE TRIES TO DEPORT THEM, I WILL REPRESENT THEM, MYSELF" -mayor of houston

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>>139429632
Kek, bring all your power here. Bless you.

>>139431034
>>139431167
Huston sewer system will flood out if the bayou go ovee there banks.

>>139431294
The only thing I can build is a good case of hemorrhoids.

>>139431011
Fox26 currently interviewing JEFF

>>139431340
I hope he does, they'll get deported for sure.

>>139431145
I have scanner on, just need something to stream on tv. Thanks though I never thought of listening to their news/talk radio.

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>>139429632

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Hey, faggots that have never lived through a real flood before:

The sewer lines back up into the flood waters
combine that with the dead dogs, birds, cats, varmin and chemicals released into the water and you got one helluva toxic fucking mix

Laugh at me if you want, I've been there.
The stench of a flood is not unlike the stench of death itself, only more nuanced and complex in it's aromas. There's nothing good in those waters.

Holy shit, pretty sure I just heard some looters next door. Ghetto speak and some banging. Shotgun is right next to me and I won't be sleeping today

>>139431136
>Uncontrolled discharge
Hate it when that happens

The tropical storm went in the water a bit and gained 5mph. Water probably is warm as fuck from all the run off

>>139430965
Rescuer being held hostage, actually, sounds like.

Rescuer's mother has been assaulted.

>>139431444
Aww fug carlos don't die

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welp, it was nice shitposting with all of you, but I gotta go to bed, have one last dam update

>>139431286
Kek

>>139431363
kek

>>139431340
I would pay to see that.

>>139430965
>>139431071
>>139431070
UPDATE: It's more than one held at gunpoint, and seems that a Rescuer is also captive. 11:41 EST
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/26318/web

>>139431420
They feed the Emergency broadcasts to the TV networks, so you'll hear it there first. I'd say any of the networks are fine if you're looking for video. 11, 13, 26 or 2

>>139431444
HOLY FUG
STAY SAFE CARLOS

Someone should really release bull sharks into the water

>>139431444
LIVE STREAM IT

>>139431444

Stay safe. Defend yourself at all costs.

>>139431444
Fire at center body mass. Make sure you identify target first tho.

>>139431309
not propaganda, really. A "what could happen by 2100 if we all believe the global warming hoax.
http://www.climatecentral.org/images/sized/images/uploads/news/6-14-13-Andrew-LaGuardia-5-feet-720x298.jpg

"What LaGuardia Airport could look like at high tide with 5 feet of sea level rise, an amount that could occur by 2100, according to some estimates."
Credit: Nickolay Lamm/StorageFront interpretation of Climate Central data.

>>139431444
STAY SAFE CARLOS CHANCLA!!!!

>>139431444
checked... also, start streaming, faggot

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malfunction confirmed, water still rising

>>139431444
Light 'em up, los

ALSO CHEQUE'D

>>139431444
Seriously?

>>139431323
Stock image from an unrelated old news article?
Nice.

>>139431444
kill em' karlos and please your aztec blood god

>>139431513
Sleep well leaf.
When you wake up, it's going to be happening.

>>139430909
Maybe so, but it would be fun to have one at the cabin, anyway.

>>139431444

call your neighbor, ask them if they are looters. If yes, snipe them with a rifle.100% legal.

>>139430323
It's an error with the sensors. Sometimes they return X.00

In a few minutes it'll start showing up correctly again with something like 106.35

>>139431443
at least if you drop a deuce in the water and it touches your neighbor you can say it wasn't you

>>139431444
SHOULDVE BUILT A WALL