/HFG/ - Hurricane Harvey Houston Flood General: Modern Underwater

Lads..I see remnants of old /pol/ in this thread and I like it
>memes
>silly shitposting
>lack of conspiracy theories
>actually high quality posts trying to spread actual information

I like it desu senpai

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DAMAGE FAR LESS SEVERE THAN FEARED

CRUDE OIL PLUMMETS

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWhtPByViJU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWhtPByViJU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWhtPByViJU

TOASTAN IN A RECYCLED BREAD

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okay okay everyone just showing us heavily flooded residential areas but that's not that important

These people had to work someplace in and around Houston. Where are the refineries and power plants and dangerous chemicals in factories that are getting wrecked.

Is the hurrcane over yet?

I'm guessing Texas will be needing equipment operators to make drainage canals so this doesn't happen again in the future. Anyone hiring?

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>>139382212
fuggoff with your shitty theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpgiFh66swc

>>139382295
It's just begun

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THERE IS AIDS IN THE WATER

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>>139379813
STORM FORECAST

>>139382075
Most won't understand this. There has been little damage to offshore rigs and production platforms. However refineries have been hit hard. We will see a nationwide spike in gas prices while oil itself will maintain and fall.

>>139382399
What's the radar look like?

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>>139382423
wew lad

>>139382453
Heavy training rains over Houston.

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>>139382295
It Could swing out too sea recharge and come back with more even more power

>>139382453
See
>>139382437
It's gonna strengthen up. Maybe a cat 1 but maybe not and it is gonna fuck Houston again

>>139382423
>yfw HIV only lives for no more than 3 minutes outside of its host

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I'm under voluntary evacuation that I could see turning into mandatory should I leave I already have every set up

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>>139382423
This keeps on getting better

>>139382423
Floodwater closed due to AIDS.

>>139382075
It's dropping because it can't be refined in Houston so no one is buying it dumbass

>>139382423
>bloodbanks
>accepting nigger blood
no.

>>139382423
FuuuuuuuUUUUUCK ME

What's the best stream

>>139382634
No anon, you should stay and post until you drown in AIDS infected water.

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FORT BEND COUNTY MANDATORY EVAC

FEMA FLOOD PLAINS MAP
http://www.fortbendcountytx.gov/index.aspx?page=337

STAY SAFE SUGARLAND BROS

>>139382423
OH SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

IT'S OGREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>139379813
REMINDER THAT THE ARMY MAY BLOW THE LEVEE IN THE EVENT OF FAILURE THEY HAVE DONE IT MANY TIMES

CITIES IN THE FLOOD PATH ARE BEING WALLED OFF AS WE SPEAK, PROGNOSIS IS BAD, GET THE FUCK OUT


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Levee_breach

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>>139382423
Best.Hurricane.Ever.

>>139379813
If you live near the sea in America, you're potentially fucked. When you burgers finally create an etho state, make sure it's not in areas prone to get hit by natural disasters such as hurricanes, floods, tornadoes, earthquakes, etc.

>>139382752
The one not flooding.

>>139382634

leave dude, go now.
mandatory means youre fucked prolly

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IT WON'T STOP RAINING

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>>139382453
light to moderate rain for houston

it's only rained about 3 inches since midnight

water levels going down everywhere except around the dam reservoirs and releases

>>139382423
Time to make a Houston's Closed due to AIDS sign?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee4hBZ9CbpY
The Salvation Army is exterminating the homeless, beware.

Hi I'm new to houston

I work in the medical center. currently in midtown. called in today. what are the chances that I don't have to come into work tomorrow?

>houston is crashing and drowning

>plumpf is playing golf with finland president

fuck me

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>>139382634
STAND AND FIGHT

Are there alligators / crocodiles in Houston area?

>>139382806
I live in that area and we're full. Fuck off.

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>>139382423
lol
https://youtu.be/CxeZf8YdfiM

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>>139382423
>>139382652
I like the vintage of your memes, son

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>>139382808

Take digger_nick out of the OP he is trash.

>>139382940
get aids

>>139382752
Take your pic
Live: HURRICANE HARVEY SLAMS TEXAS, DEADLY HOUSTON FLOODING, STORM VIDEO TORNADO UPDATE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Acap3IrCYYk [Embed]
Fox News Live - Hurricane Harvey Live updates
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rpcKfGVK0M [Embed]
Hurricane Harvey Coverage LIVE on CBSN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTXQVOtroIQ [Embed]
Live Coverage: Tracking Hurricane Harvey Historic Flooding /Water Rescues Live Coverage 24/7)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MO3vMuydsPI [Embed]
LIVE: update on Catastrophic Flooding in Houston, Texas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IFydN3Bcf4 [Embed]
Houston Flooding - Fox 26 Local News Live - Hurricane Harvey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3g2hBJjZ5c [Embed]
LIVE Harvey Floods soak Houston and Texas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XEeBXATA-M [Embed]
Flooding in Texas | Hurricane Harvey | Live coverage on Mikk Media News Network
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD7_GOwFWkc [Embed]
NWS: HARVEY- is Unprecedented & all Impacts are Unknown & beyond anything experienced.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HF5FrfPGKZE [Embed
Scanners links in OP are pretty comfy too
>Houston Police Scanner Feed:
https://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/14514/web
>Harris County Sheriff and Constables Dispatch
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/26318/web
>Liberty County
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/ctid/2668/web
>Galveston County
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/ctid/2606/web

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>>139382879
I think so.

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>tfw you can't evacuate with your fish tank

>>139382793
AIDSGATOR ZERGRUSH WILL SURF THE FLASH FLOOD WHEN THE DAMS GO!

>>139382793
Oh no a bunch of trained animals are on the loose! help.........

>>139382879
>called in today
You'll probably be called in tomorrow then.

>>139382634
yes

>>139382940

Wait so this is just a government conspiracy

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>>139382423
fuck

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POST YFW
>ywn be an Amerifat

>>139382940
I think this faggot needs to get thrown in the AIDS water.

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>>139382808

>>139382793
Fucking gator country man shits going to spill over the owner was real on the news he said it going to happen and they can't stop it.
>>139382822
>>139383037
I still have awhile to decide hoping the streets don't flood around me before then
>>139382423
Jesus Christ

>>139383102
>be American
>get hurricane'd

>>139382793
We invented the Sharknado, no we invent the Gatorcain

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>>139382634
>not staying and protecting your city from aids infected fire ants islands.

>>139383008
Just let it swim beside you

Like its a fucking fish it breaths water

>>139382940
>tfw miss Aussie shitposting


Wait hold the fuck up..they're talking about the levy fucking giving way?

What in the actual fuck? What are the odds of this happening?

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>thread is comfy all day
>influx of shitposters show up when most schools get out
Guess it's time to leave until tonight

Good news: the two biggest ones are in trailers and the walls around the gators are high.

Bad news: the drainage out there fucking sucks out that end of beaumont/china

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>>139383242
rmyt

>>139383019
>alligators
>trained
lmfao

Trump is speaking right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Acap3IrCYYk

>>139383206
>not putting your fish on a leash and leading it alongside on the USS Autism

>>139383165

mandatory evac means the rescue workers wont be nearby aswell if you decide to stay.
just a consideration

in case you guys missed it!
>>139382490

>>139383242
>being this much of a limp wristed faggot
>>>/r/eddit

>>139382996
>>139383130
>>139383214

FEMA SHILL FAGGOTS FUCK OFF

>>139383039
Yep

>>139382610
>it is gonna fuck Houston again
Nah, if it makes landfall at Beaumont, then Houston will be on the dry side.

>>139382830
kekek

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FISHY FISHES GETTING WASHED ONTO SIDEWALKS
>FISHY FISHES GETTING WASHED ONTO SIDEWALKS
CTHULHU INCOMING!
CTHULHU INCOMING!
CTHULHU INCOMING!

>>139383019
These aren't trained alligators only their biggest one is .Most are rescued from the area and are just treated like gators.
>>139383379
I've lived through worse. Its just been awhile since Ike

This hurricane is over for Houston.

Proof otherwise

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What is this faggot hurricane doing? Is it just staying stationary wtf?

>>139382634
What part of Jefferson County are you in, anon? On the Neches?

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>>139383359
>implying they aren't trained
>saying that while there haven't been any attacks yet
Boy don't you feel silly

>>139383369
torille, amright?

>>139383369
these questions are so fucking stupid

>>139382075
>tfw you will miss on price drop cuz no money
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT, I WANT A JOB ALREADY

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>>139382690
>yfw my former company delivered aids blood to bloodbanks every single day because they use it for research.

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>>139383016
>AIDSGATOR ZERGRUSH WILL SURF THE FLASH FLOOD WHEN THE DAMS GO!

Oh shi-

>>139383540
IT HASN'T EVEN BEGUN

>>139383369
>Open stream
>Nosenstein: M-MUH RUSSIA
>Close stream

>>139383540
You're pretty much right. As long as the dams can hold the drainage and water coming from upstream, Houston is in the clear.

>gib shekels goy
Fuck this kike faggot on rsbn.

>>139383554
Yes I can see it from my house

>>139382423
Flood's closed.

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I'm back!
met up with the fags at the coast guard

>>139383675
literally exactly what i just did

>>139383401
ITS HAPPENING

>>139383601
>biblical flooding
>tornadoes
>alligators
>rioting/looting niggers
>now AIDS water
All hope is lost.

>>139382793
fug

>>139383369
Which Asian flag is that?

>>139383467
But isn't it still in Houston's path? I kept hearing that

If this """hurricane""" isn't at least Katrina-tier then it's not a happening at all and all these Houston threads deserve to be shoahd immediately!

>>139382793
Oh no, an extra 350 loose alligators join the other 500,000.

>>139383566
It's simple, if you come across them they will bite you if they are hungry.
You aren't going to be able to stop them from doing that, it's how they eat.

>>139383242
looks like there's just 1 aussie shitposter

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>>139383728

>>139383788
No it's headed to Louisiana

>>139383785
Fenno Khante

>>139383791
It could surpass Katrina in terms of damage costs.

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>THE RAINS ARE LEAVING

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>>139383369
AWWWWWRRR CHING CHONG DING DONG

>>139383728
honestly, i'm jealous i can't ride a boat down the streets of houston

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>>139383902
more pics

>>139383788
educate yoself
http://forecast.weather.gov/MapClick.php?lat=29.76058000000006&lon=-95.36967999999996

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And there it is, went back up after a while

>>139383791
it is Katrina-tier

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It's still going up

>>139383953
>damage costs
Only jews care about that. The only thing relevant here is body count.

>>139383369
fuck off finfags

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>>139383525
>only their biggest one is .
I'm guessing you haven't been there because if you had you would know that they have TWO(not one) trained show alligators and that the rest are domesticated.

>>139384003
What's in that pet carrier?

>>139383791
prolly will do more property damage than Katrina

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>>139382793
>flood water
>shit water infections
>aids
>floating fire ants
>water moccasins
>looting niggers
And now there is fucking dinosaurs. What other dangers do the residents of this wasteland face?

>>139384003
Looks like the houses might make it. The army corp of engineers said they don't anticipate buffalo bayou going up any more. Godspeed anon

Telge and Tuckerton flooded
My neighborhood is next
Hold me lads

>>139384122
>body count
That won't happen because we have less niggers and we're not in a bowl.

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>>139384020
HOW MANY FLASH FLOOD WARNINGS ARE YOU ON SENPAI??!

Addicks;

3:31 PM 104.64'

It's back on again

4.36 to overfly

>>139383688
Port Neches I hope, otherwise you're in nigger central lmao

>>139383902
>I'm back!
did they make you leave your shotgun behind?

>>139383903
>>139384010
FUCK

I wanted more happenings

>>139383316
> build freeways in flood zones
> can't evacuate
Good thinking Hfags.

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>>139384179
idk

>>139384060

What website are you getting these screencaps from?

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>>139384060


Went up 8 inches in 12 minutes

>>139384179
Dinner.

>>139384190
Sharks?

>>139384352
Me too. I'm comfy in the woodlands.

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>>139384060
looks like it's stalling out to me

>>139384412
.harriscountyfws.

This is just a completely fabricated story made up by the government to distract the American people from the fact Trump colluded with Russia to alter the US Election.

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>Hey copilot, let's file a flight plan that takes us through Harvey, kek

>>139384022
It looks pretty comfy in Houston. People are able to walk across the street even though it is completely flooded. They can also calmly chill on boats and observe everything. In New Orleans, houses and building were dragged off and many more people seem to have died back then.

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>>139384190
The pace is turning into Australia.

>>139384418
BLACKED

Is the USA prepared and handeling this like a first world country? Or is even Bangladesh doing a better job?

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>>139384283
I'm just monitoring the dams and cleaning my house, I know nothing about the flood warning

>>139382999
http://youarelistening.to/houston

>>139384190
Gators are nothing new, Mainefriend. Texas has half a million in the wild.

>>139384339
No, I told them it was a family antique and I wasn't gonna let some niggers use it to rob my neighbors

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>>139384232
Don't give up anon. Keep bailing!

>>139384421
Those weren't the Vietnamese people.

>>139384352
...Did you at least click the link? look at the weather radar loop here. yellow/red = more wet.
https://radar.weather.gov/radar.php?rid=HGX&product=NCR&overlay=11101111&loop=yes

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>>139379813
Um no sweetie

You guys deserve it

>>139384464

no one blaming the jews? thats a first

>>139382842
sad. hopefully the dams break and we can have a real happening

>>139384352
Houston is still gonna keep getting a shit ton of rain
and the flooding is gonna get worse

>>139384060
The weather channel said Addicks and Bayou are receding.

The rainfall is over.

Happening canceled.

>>139384470
>they expect one of us in the wreckage brother

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the 6

>>139384470
I don't know much about flying, but at 30000ft, those wind speeds might not matter.

>>139383851
>implying there aren't other things for it to eat in the waters besides humans.
Sure IF there is nothing left for them to eat but If ifs and buts were candies and nuts we'd all have a merry Christmas

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Flooding is getting somewhat worse here in some areas and the pumps can't work fast enough to to get rid of it.
>>139384146
I haven't been there in fucking years.
>>139384300
Yeah Port Neches. Beaumont still has white areas I think I read somewhere the white population is growing

>>139384601
Well Trump's Russia connection is through Kushner, and some Russian ex-pat Jews he goes to synagogue with.

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NOAA WEATHER FORECAST FOR HOUSTON

>>139384020
>>139384060

That's because the storm is intensifying and the rain is becoming torrential again.

Happening not over folks.

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>>139383902
Thanks anon for keeping up with the pictures! You are AWESOME!
Let me see if I can find a nice picture you in my folder

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>>139384224
their houses will
mine wont

>>139384020
need a source i can never find it

>>139382940
Nigga, you high?

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>>139382423

>>139384577
>liberal county gets wrecked
>liberals celebrate

L
M
A
O

>>139384802
https://www.harriscountyfws.org/GageDetail/Index/2110?span=24%20Hours&v=rainfall

>>139384515
>USA
>first world country
Nah dude, more like second world. The mayor (a black democrat) decided to tell everyone to just sit home instead of evacuating the high risk areas and the democrats called our governor a fear monger when he told them to evacuate.
There's very few competent politicians here.

>>139384785
It's over for Houston

>>139382075
upstream oil worker here. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>139384802
https://www.harriscountyfws.org/GageDetail/Index/2110?span=24%20Hours&v=rainfall

there you go

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>>139384670
If only they had gone back to Mexico while there was still time.

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LMAO, Trump got asked about Arpaio during the Finnish President meeting, and now Trump is naming all the violent criminals that Bill Clinton and Obama pardoned.

Fake news BTFO.

>>139382490
shits fucked

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>>139382620
>Mfw no one replys to truth cause it kills the jokes

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>>139384664
it was fun while it lasted. just drizzle for houston from here on out.

>>139384907
>tfw I finally have something in common with lefties
Feels weird, desu.

>Be on northern end of Houston
>Live right near a shelter
>My street isn't even flooded
Really puts things into perspective

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REMINDER

>NEW PROJECTIONS SHOW TRAJECTORY HEADING TO PORT ARTHUR

>SOUTH HOUSTON STILL GONNA GET STORMED HARD AGAIN NEAR THE "EYE"

>LOUISIANA GONNA GET SWAMPED BY THE DIRTY SIDE OF RE-ENERGIZED TROPICAL STORM

>KATY, PRAIRIE VIEW, TOMBALL, WOODLANDS, AND CONROE ALL GONNA BE MISSED BY NEXT WAVE

BASED FUCKING HARVEY

Goodbye Pasadena, Bellaire, Pearland, Wards, Southpark and Sunnyside

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theyre onto us

>>139384930
no it's not
what the fuck are you on about?

>>139384729
Yeah, west Beaumont is still white, or at least was when I lived there.

>>139384798
F

Sorry for your loss man :(

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decided to go scouting .. see this..

>>139384551
Who hasn't had cat or dog? If you haven't eaten at a questionable asian restaurant then you aren't living.

>>139384920
>https://www.harriscountyfws.org/GageDetail/Index/2110?span=24%20Hours&v=rainfall


gracies

>>139384907
This. Houston is the most "DIVERSE" city in Texas, and it's controlled by Democrats.

>>139382940

i live here and theres no way i can actually leave town. 45 north @ moco line is flooded, highway access closed. 59 n @ kingwood bridge flooded, no access. South no good. i10 interchange @ 45 flooded. maybe 290? i don't know. likelyhood is that its closed, highways fucked.

I could get to 10 thru waller... maybe. but I see no path to get to 2920, either.

Its either gotta stop, or eventually, i'll die here.

wheres the addicks anon?
can you please do another periscope soon or later?

need more visuals of the happening

>>139385049
This.

Yellow is a drizzle.

No red.

No rain.

No happening.

>>139384802
https://www.harriscountyfws.org/GageDetail/Index/2110

>>139385093
The western part of the storm has much less rain than the eastern part.

>>139384776
BAHAHA under 1 inch of rain predicted for the rest of today.

Alarmists BTFO

>>139384190
I have long maintained that the gulf coast would be a bretty gud setting for the next Fallout game, nuclear swamps, gator mutants, and cajun raiders would be pretty sweet.

lads, is it going to be as bad as possible?

>>139385149
>tfw your stove is underwater

>>139384418
Happens to me all the time..

>>139385074
I don't see why gentrify is bad

>wahhh they made my shitty neighborhood into a civilized, and well structured place

>>139385149
The burger industry must march on.

>>139385149

wheres that, in katy?

>>139385149
kek

>>139385149
my fucking sides

>>139385149
gotta make them shekels

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>>139382437
UPDATE:

WEATHER TIMELINE HAS INCREASED

WORST WON'T BE OVER TILL WEDNESDAY MORNING

HAPPENING STILL ONGOING

GET COMFY LADS

>>139385149
you're surprised by burgers buying burgers? really? All your post did is make me want to go get a burger, but I don't want to miss out on any news now.

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>>139384729
well well welly well well. Maybe you should fact check your claims before you make them

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People keep forgetting theres like two big holes in our levee not county any cracks that may exist. This storm has bad surge correct?
>>139385115
PA is mexico now

>>139384670

Shit, they're just white enough for me to feel bad for them.

>small f

>>139385246
Fallout Africa would have no radiation tho and all of the same technology as before the war. Think about that.

>>139385215
Find the Cajun Navy, Anon. Facebook. They do aquatic rescue.

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soon

What the fuck is all this Hurricane flooding bullshit

I'm in Houston right now, hasn't flooded anywhere and we only have a light drizzle

this is literally nothing but fake new or some shit

and really really back CGI and actors

>>139385149
dog bless

>>139384577
huston is a minority white city

>>139385074
I'm sure he'll open the gates in his Californian suburb for all the displaced dindus to seek refuge in.

>>139385149

lol

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>>139382423
What the fuck...?

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>>139385149
Dog bless ameriga

>>139385339
where is that?

>>139385067
someone mspaint an inch of water into that image

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>>139385149
America has priorities

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>>139385149
Huh... I wonder if Whataburger is still closed

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>>139385417
Neat

>>139385339
GROVESBRO IS THAT YOU?

>>139385503
This

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>>139384577
Houston is a diverse democroshit city, you fucking commie retard! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Why does it need an Austrian to tell you this?

>>139385021
Now he's saying that Mexico WILL pay for the wall

>>139385232
It's still a lot of rain that's going to keep falling in houston for the next day at least.
The water is gonna keep rising.

Here, take a look at this and press play:
https://www.windy.com/?rain,29.922,-96.669,7

The news is also reporting that the flooding in Houston is only gonna get worse.

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>>139385193
>you will never live in a city this diverse

>>139385115
>still white
When was that the 1980's? its a nigger town now

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>>139385149
Theirs will be perhaps the last Whopper™ people can enjoy for quite awhile. You'd do well to stop laughing at others and get in line, fellow American.

>>139385298
Houston. Dairy ashford and Westheimer, mc donalds is open so is kfc

>>139385539
>10 burger limit
REEEEEEE

Port Author

>>139385245
You are reading it wrong. Afternoon ends in an hour or so
>yet this afternoon, up to an inch
>tonight, excess of 4"

>>139385539
I miss when a man could buy a bag of burgers for $5.

SEAWORLD WHALES SEEN SWIMMING IN FLOOD WATERS
SEAWORLD WHALES SEEN SWIMMING IN FLOOD WATERS

SEAWORLD WHALES SEEN SWIMMING IN FLOOD WATERS

SEAWORLD WHALES SEEN SWIMMING IN FLOOD WATERS

SEAWORLD WHALES SEEN SWIMMING IN FLOOD WATERS
SEAWORLD WHALES SEEN SWIMMING IN FLOOD WATERS

LIONS FROM SAFARI PARK REPORTEDLY EATING PEOPLE

LIONS FROM SAFARI PARK REPORTEDLY EATING PEOPLE

LIONS FROM SAFARI PARK REPORTEDLY EATING PEOPLE
LIONS FROM SAFARI PARK REPORTEDLY EATING PEOPLE

LIONS FROM SAFARI PARK REPORTEDLY EATING PEOPLE
LIONS FROM SAFARI PARK REPORTEDLY EATING PEOPLE
LIONS FROM SAFARI PARK REPORTEDLY EATING PEOPLE

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>>139382793
WEW
E
W

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>>139385417

you're a liar.

>"trolling" on /pol/ in 2017

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UHHHHHH

>>139385417
what's with all these shitposters all of a sudden?

>>139385539
this shit must be from like 2002
the mcdonalds in my area changed their 2 for 2 deal to 2 for 3

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>>139385711

>>139385561
>Huh... I wonder if Whataburger is still closed
the one down the block of that burger king and mcdonalds is closed. so is Tacobell.

>>139385503
someone already did, don't have the image though

>>139385215
>59 n @ kingwood bridge flooded
Christ, that bridge is set pretty high above the SanJac.

>>139384790
If you don't love puppies you're a sociopath, humans are naturally inclined to like dogs and to feel maternal or paternal feelings towards baby animals.

>>139385756
school just got out

>>139385756
school's out

>>139385410

i don't have facebook, friend. and i don't need rescue. i'm high and dry and have power. but my chance to evac has passed.

i've seen cajun navy up and down the streets in my area.

>>139383359
THEY ARE TRAINED TO SAVE LIVES


PPL WILL BE SAVED BY ALIGATOURS WITH THEIR JAWS BTW THAT WAS TRUMPS PLAN ALL ALONG

Fug, the neighborhoods directly bordering mine just got called for evacuation (and maybe mine too actually).

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>>139385620
>this is how the future will look

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>>139385711

>>139385149
niggas gotta eat nam saiyan

>>139383828
no shit, those theme park gators gonna get whooped by the wild ones

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>>139385501
Port Arthur right now its just sandbags blocking it
Voluntary evacuation in effect for Newton County
https://twitter.com/fox4beaumont/status/902269324454268928
>>139385577
Yeah well technically Port Neches guy my prediction came true didn't it?

>>139385539
30c never tasted so good

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>>139384433
?

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>>139384418

I gave u're mum 8 inches in 12 minutes m8

>>139385620
all these employees but only 2 cashiers open

how many breads have already been baked?

this shits going faster than hot buns.

>>139385817
Waffle House still open though

>>139385846
>>139385847
nice consecutive posts

>>139385711
Quck! Hand over the gasoline!

>>139385375
Farcry 2 is already a thing, anon

>>139385630
Nah, the 00's

>>139382423
>AIDS water filled with shit and alligators.

You can't make this shit up.

>>139385885
sugarland?

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>>139385769
nah McDonalds does very amazing limited time deals

>>139385539
How the fuck is a full grown adult supposed to survive on only 10 hamburgers per meal?

There's literally 0 cheese so you're missing out on calcium and important dairy nutrients.

>>139385711
I live in Florida and have seen this shit when it floods. Fucking balls of fire ants floating around. I hate those fucking things with a passion.

>>139385606
Drug trafficking down 80%!

>>139385620
Wait - that got hit by a Hurricane which is turning around to hit it again? Holy moly, I fucking love Harvey.

>>139384670
Just think, some of those kids would pass as white.

RIP

>>139386029
Nah, Green Trails in Katy (near the Barker Reservoir)

>>139385844
White people, anon. White people and japanese are the only people on earth that feel this kinship with dogs.

>>139385711

>Set on fire
>Watch the magic

>Dam levels havent been updated in 20 mins
Worry.jpg

>>139382879

Why the fuck are you asking this in every thread? People have answered you multiple times you autistic fuck

>>139385620
Not diverse enough, spotted five whites on this image

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LIVE UPDATES AT THE RESERVOIR RIGHT NOW

RESIDENTS MONITORING THE LEVEL

WATER IS STILL RISING


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWwqIO_4VNw


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWwqIO_4VNw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWwqIO_4VNw

>>139385609
Wind =/= rain

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>>139386016
>all the gators in the water will be infected with AIDS

>>139385888
Doesn't it make you care about climate change?

>>139385980
over 100

>>139383540
As the storm moves out to sea, it will pick up strength and affect the galveston bay with another storm surge. This will push the waters back up 1-3 feet during high tide, combined with the continued rainfall and possibly full/overflowing reservoirs

There is still lots of happening left.

>>139385414
>hanging communists
good things are good

>tfw my Mom is woke

My mom is just south of Addicks and is telling me on the phone about how the Jews are doing all this with HAARP.

>>139385711

Anon, I...

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>>139385503
Done

>>139384299
3.36 you mean. What is the top of the dam like? It wont need to reach 108 to over wash the dam if you get alittle wave and wind action. Is the land side of the dam reinforced with anything or is it earthen? Because at 106 with waves you will probably get over topping and perhaps erosion and then perhaps failure. Godspeed anons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddpl1zl5sYg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddpl1zl5sYg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddpl1zl5sYg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddpl1zl5sYg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddpl1zl5sYg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddpl1zl5sYg

>>139385828

and in turn, san jac floods at the drop of a hat. stay safe... hopefully you have enough food.

I went earlier (willowbrook area) to scout for locations... some sketchy bodegas still open, every kroger or foodtown has someone at the door letting people in at their discretion. To make sure people don't flood the store and things get out of control... i wonder if they are also rationing

>>139386124
[goncern intensifies]

Check out this crank guys.
>>139379813
>Nuclear Power Plant in Hurricane Zone:
https://youtu.be/eU6R9gC_u_A

>26k acre reservoirs to flood West Houston - 1000's of homes for weeks
https://youtu.be/PTP9PElDowE

>>139384577
Houston is minority white, with a black democrat mayor, and went blue during the 2016 election overwhelmingly voting for trump

it's also the lgbt capital of texas and our last (also democrat) was the first lesbian mayor of a major city to get married to another woman

>>139385149
why use your emergency food when you can get a wopper?

>>139386031

mcdonalds is so cheap in the u.s.
just been there today and paid 23 dollars for 2 xl menus