/HFG/ - Hurricane Harvey Houston Flood General: The worst has

>>139369139

NO
WAY
OUT

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is she dead?

IT HASN'T EVEN BEGUN.

>>139369218
Holy shit

>>139369139
Anyone got the flood plain map? Need to see it I should tell my buddy to leave, he's in downtown Houston apparently dry

>>139369218
Fucking quit this gay shit

>>139369139
To the Houston anon in the last thread: Don't give up without a fight.

Hi I'm new to houston

I work in the medical center. currently in midtown. called in today. what are the chances that I don't have to come into work tomorrow?

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Lads?

>>139369218
Stop posting fake shit

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FUCKKKKKKKKK NOOOOO IM IN PORT ARTHUR

that's a lot of water

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>>139369139
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>>139369139
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>>139369218
fake news

>>139369211
>all exit points are flooded

if you think you're not gonna make it take as many people down with you as you can

>>139369218
is that fake

>>139369262

It's a fake.

>>139369218
Time to practice water landings!

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>>139369308
well shiet

>>139369218
they look like sharks

>>139369300
Bring scuba gear

>What did he mean by this??
https://twitter.com/JeffLindner1/status/902221491386929152
>"You can hear the panic and fear in so many voices right now"
This is the same guy giving updates on the reservoir.

>>139369218
Already proven fake

About to head out to the reservoir, I live right next to it. I need to see it to feel comfortable. I'll take my phone and take pics, it doesn't get any more live than this

I implore some of you memefags to stop spreading misinfo, this is a true happening and shit is getting serious, we don't need anons dying because you want to shitpost.

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>Missed out on an opportunity to drive down
>Could have crewed a confederate boat with anons and waved to all the drowning niggers
What a wasted opportunity

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>>139369308

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SHEEEEITTTTT

>>139369218
THERE WERE PEOPLE ON THOSE PLANES GUYS

>>139369300
Yes but avoid open toe sandals.

>>139369464
Periscope that shit

>>139369464
Live stream it please

>>139369308
Well, fuck. That's right by the reservoir that's about to overflow. How did your autistic ass find that?

>>139369494
White people pls help

>>139369467
4 outboard motors looks fun

>>139369494
someone should go there and start killing niggers

>>139369494
>oh lawdy!
>please save us whitey!

>>139369308
Hey I used to work in that office complex

>>139369464
periscope it

>>139369239
Niggers not Harvey

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Right in the fucking feels.......

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>>139369319
Don't worry anon i'm groves near the river you'll survive as long as those sand bags on the sea wall hole last.
My problem is the Neches right now is overflowing really hard.

>>139369574
Bet that thing moves

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>>139369544

I'm not autistic. I just typed in "Dams"

>>139369544
Pepe gives his life to rid us of Houston and create a new underwater place for us anons.

>>139369585
I love that guy right now. Awesome job savior man

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>>139369218
>(You)

>>139369585
stay dry, pupper

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Posting again. I live on a 18 foot stilt by a river. The river is 4-8 feet below my yard. Where I am I get hit first by the storm surge and the river. Anyone left in south or east houston get the fuck out. Water is up over 20 feet here which means Down Town houston will get flooded atleast 2 feet.

Get the FUG out

>>139369464
Godspeed anon.
Finally we'll see the reality of the situation.
Also try to observe how fast it's filling up

>>139369218
This is fake

>>139369585
Doggos are truly white man's best friend

>>139369467
now that's a nice boat

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Did anyone screen shot that one Facebook post about someone saying there was a memo being passed around lawyer offices stating the hurricane was going to be 2-3 times worse than the news let out?

It was kind of spookie since it sounded like it could be true but thought it was just premium bait.

>jersey village here
comfy but every place is closed and no work means no paycheck

>>139369677
That Engineer name
>Pepe

>>139369464
I second the periscope idea, lad. Let us give you heart-shaped (You)s

>>139369729
Indeed... If you don't like dogs, you're not a hwhite man.

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>>139369308
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
a fucking get

>>139369747
>every place is closed and no work means no paycheck
why do you need a paycheck to throw a brick through a window?

>>139369308
It literally is the four chan hurricane

>>139369467
>tfw if you had a boat you could have spent the weekend rescuing asian qts from Bellaire

>>139369604
What is this periscope shit, I need to know to keep you guys updated

Quick please I'm heading out in 15 minutes

>>139369494
Lots of niglets who in four years will reproduce.

>>139369826
checked

>>139369826
>>139369308
PRAISE

>>139369826
WHAT THE FUCK

>>139369798
Thanks for explaining the joke

>>139369886
Google periscope and create an account
It'll give you a link to post here
Make sure your phone is charged

>>139369308

Quick, what do they engineer? Dams?

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>>139369826

>>139369839
We could have worn pirate hats and been drunk anon.

This is truly a tragedy

>>139369742
It's obviously true, anon. The news haven't been reporting anywhere near the severity as you'll find here.

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>>139369826

>>139369798

Kek cursed the dams

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Are there any livestreams of just regular people in their houses? News coverage doesn't really do it for me.

>>139369886
livestreaming app for smartphones.

>pscp.tv

>>139369976
DOGGO NOOO

>>139369308
>>139369826

We've gone too far lads

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>>139369712

Sheeeeeeeiit

>>139369976
F

>>139369826

absolutely kekd

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>>139369239

>Dirty blonde.

Oooo yeah I bet the dirty slag.

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>>139369712
>tfw I want a stilt house, but mine is only elevated up on 3ft piers.

>>139370081
This is only the start.

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>>139369968

Their website

http://www.pepe-engineering.com/

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>>139369976

>>139370024
Yes. This big nosed man follows those streams all the time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RT5H-fc8o5k

Nothing's free in waterworld.

>>139369308
>>139369826
HOUSTON FLOODS OUT
PRAISE KEK

>>139370016
But why?! Oh....For the happening. Well, you all did get gets, so it's really all your fault from the day this started.

YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS /POL/

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ALL TEXANS REPORT IN. NO DALLAS OR PANHANDLERS, THANK YA KINDLY

>COUNTY
>STATUS
>VIEW OUTSIDE (pic optional)
>GUNS
>GRUB

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Little water never hurt anyone.
Huston will be fine.

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Always when shit like this happens I just cannot stop laughing at news coverage

>SO HOW DO YOU FEEL?
>...pretty bad.
>HOW MUCH DID YOU LOSE?
>House is flooded up the attic...all vehicles submerged
>WOW THAT IS HORRIBLE! HOW DO YOU FEEL THAT YOU LOST EVERYTHING HUH?HUUUUUH?!

>>139369976
F

>>139370141
>planning

was being flooded part of your plan?

>>139369579
Harvey is already there

>>139369712

You live on 18 foot stilts?

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>>139369826

>>139369218
dang, this storm is getting crazy

>>139369239

BLACKED

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>>139369742

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTl0ky4DcHA

Dire, Dire, Texas

>>139370145
>live video interrupted

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Gonna be a costly one.

>>139369464
Could you go see if they've fully opened the floodgates?
If they have, I don't think they have much control over the water level.

>>139370195
They even asked the one lady stuck on her roof with a family of 11 if their bathroom is still working. Fucking CNN is just horrible.

>>139369290
Anyone?

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>>139369976
poor doggo, hope it was quick

>>139369826
oh well that's not that big a dea-

>Pepe engineering Inc

OMG WTF

>>139369976
F

>>139370284
>>139369742
oops wrong pic my bad. i guess i didnt save it after all

>>139370141
Holy shit...
> did they work on the dam?
> did they cause the electrical power outages?
> how deep does this go?

>>139370284
good fucking riddance

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>>139370347
(Its past the 500 year now)

>>139370356
Looks comfy

>>139370285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LudFV61zsaw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VGuWDQBXrU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAPpVplHiDE

Underwater music is the best, get comfy lads

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>>139370356
Man, hope that kid makes it. Others weren't that wise.

>>139370145
wtf, I swear this guy never sleeps.

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>>139369826
But wait theres more
date streetwise 11/2007 phone no to rent 777
I have lost hope now

>>139369976
f

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Meteorologist with the Harris County Flood Control District

https://twitter.com/JeffLindner1

I'm glad officials are doing their best to reassure people

>>139370179
>Jefferson
>Waiting for it to landfall live basically on the niches
>No guns right now
>I stocked up on food.
>>139369308
EVERY TIME

>>139369494
Where is the rest of the little girl? Does she not have legs and a lower torso?

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>>139370400

List of their clients.

>>139370487
Someone tell her to break the fucking wood. Please dont let the kid die due to her stupidity.

>>139370179
Kingwood
No Power
No flooding except puddles
See above
A pistol and ar 15
Cereal

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>>139369139
Where does the water go once it stops raining; does it drain into the ground or flow back out to see?

>>139370400
Checked

Kek wills us to dive deeper

>>139370135
Shit you'd die here.
>>139370223
yes stilt houses. River houses that incase it floods the houses will be fine. I live in a very nice area of the town. All the houses have docks and boats and beaches.

>>139370540
She's sitting in the sink.

>>139369218
So fucking fake.

No way the airlines would just leave their planes to get flooded.

>>139370542
>Harris County Flood Control District
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>139370560
>break the wood

fuck i forget how retarded 4chan is sometimes

Man, this is even more comfy than the giant wildfires in alberta last year

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Greetings from Finland. We follow closely Houstons situation and see that you have a primate problem there. Always thought monkeys are intrested in peanuts not in electronics and/or alcohol.

Just open giant waterpark, themed Fter Waterworld.

Have random gang niggers patrol on bots for that authentic feeling.

Reminder that 6 trillion gallons of water have fallen on Houston alone.
That's 1 million Holocausts of water that has fallen on Houston

>>139370487
>Two different people's posts
>Supposed to be one event

You're autistic aren't you,Muhammad?

>>139370490
Seems to have pretty insane stamina.
Maybe he goes away and sleeps in short 15 minute bursts or something.

>>139370509
lol, they've totally given up hope by now.
I think they're at a point of "fuck it, just let it happen"

Stupid fucking app is not letting me share a link

Search for addicks I'm going live

Someone help me I'm about to head out, if you know how to share a link

>>139370526
Neches* river

>>139370691
true if big

>>139370670
kek

>>139370560
That's from 24+ hrs ago. They're dead already.

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>>139370634

>>139370653
the ukranian riots in 2014 were the best

so many burning tyres

>>139370670
Holy shit!

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Free car stereos everywhere

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>>139369976
NOOOOOOOOO!!!

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>>139370680
>1 million Holocausts of water

>>139370179
>Harris
>Still dry and comfy with electricity and running water.
>Raining. Work canceled today and tomorrow so just playing video games and hanging with /hfg/. TFW no GF though.
>Food and water to last the week.

>>139370487
F

>>139370542

>Harris County Flood Control District

HAPPENING
PRAISE PEPE

>>139370691
If your name is addicks we can find it

>>139370542
>Founded in 1960

Wikipedia tells me that the reservoir was modified in 1965

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Addicks_Reservoir

>>139370691
https://www.periscope.tv/addicks/1yoKMppdZewxQ?
READ YOU FIVE BY FIVE. GODSPEED ANON

>>139370487
there's two kid actually, one behind the net

>>139370336

They don't. They're bullshitting the public when they say they're releasing water because they don't want the reservoir to back up into neighborhoods behind it. They really just don't want the dam to burst.

>>139370691
>https://www.pscp.tv/addicks/1yoKMppdZewxQ

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>>139370542
>JVW Investments
>V means 5
>the fifth letter of the alphabet is E
>JEW INVESTMENTS

>>139370691
https://www.pscp.tv/w/1yoKMppdZewxQ
This you?

>>139369976
F

>>139370487
There's only two fatalities confirmed so far. Stop spreading misinfo.

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>>139370542
At least they wont have to change the place name

>>139370803
that's a pastor looking for bodies

>>139370691
While you're there, steal a boat and get the fuck out of town.
Not even memeing.

>>139370836
https://www.periscope.tv/addicks/1vAGRNNPObDGl?

GET IN HERE! THE CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER IS GOING!

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>>139370680

>>139370911
He's live!

>>139370758
>Dead

Its two different people posting that shit, Mehmet

>>139370836
>inb4 it collapses on him

>>139370884
A bit loud there, lad. No need to shout.

Whem dam overflows, then the real fun begins.

That's rite human bois, that that BNC (Big Nature Cock).

>>139370798
There are no coincidences.
praise kek

>>139370141
>http://www.pepe-engineering.com/
WTF this shit was all pre planned

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Took a nap woke up to a couple inches in the yard and a track change closer to state lines. And the damn thing is moving ESE! Just talked to emergency management they are expecting flooding worse than August flood in my parish.

https://www.periscope.tv/addicks/1vAGRNNPObDGl?
https://www.periscope.tv/addicks/1vAGRNNPObDGl?
https://www.periscope.tv/addicks/1vAGRNNPObDGl?
https://www.periscope.tv/addicks/1vAGRNNPObDGl?

addicks anon is live!!

>>139370683
>>139371015
I haven't said they're one event. I said others weren't that wise (as the parents of the floating kid).

>>139370916
You confirm attic deaths days/weeks after the event.

>>139370983
Omg im bored why did you start before you were ready

>>139370487
Trying to make out the thot's name... Cristy Hegal?

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>>139370185
I don't know shit about urban engineering, but it's always amazing to me to see the electricity still working fine even whit all the shit going on

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>>139370945

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Whos car is this? OP yours?

>>139370833
Checked myself too

>>139371125
Go anaon armed with knife

>>139369308
It's not impressive, it's like 10 minutes west of me.

>>139369218
fake and gay kys

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>>139369976

>>139369139
my uncle is in Houston.

his house is on a hill inawoods and he said its still dry there, but all the roads leading to his house are flooded. He his wife, kid and kids wive are there with enough food and water for a week.

He constantly shits on american building quality too, he designed and built his house himself out of steel and concrete so it will probably survive a direct class with a huricane as well.

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>>139370983
Absolute Madman!

>>139369139
The black Democrat mayor of Houston promised everyone would be okay.

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Aaaand, it's going back up

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>5 minutes into stream
>looters already seen

>>139370179
>hardin/Jefferson again
>SPLASHED
>dug a trench to keep water off my driveway
>I live in a good neighboorhood anon
>pizza rolls

>>139371269
fucking hilarious

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on this side of the hood it's only at 14 feet up

Are there gators in Texas?
You could open giant water survival theme park.

>>139369976
Why is the power company still supplying power to a fucking flood zone?

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>>139371037
that feel

>>139370983

this duude.

Where is this Periscope guy going to?

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The center is back over water and will probably begin to restrengthen.

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good doggo

>>139371269
No gun? Also tell him to look up!

>>139370911
>i'll take my knife
>i hope no one robs me
Sounds /pol/ alright

godspeed addicks anon

>>139371369
The resovoir

periscope anon needs to learn to film, jesus christ he's making me sick

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>>139369976
DOGGOOOOOOOO

>>139371370
CAT 5 SOON

>>139371269

Fucking chaos in the cities. Everything the red-planning guy said was true.

Anon on periscope is paranoid as fuck

"I don't trust people very much" you're on 4chan. we understand.

>this is not the time for memes

>>139371383
>No gun?
No gun with him. Anon is going to die. And we will see it live.

>>139371527
Nothing paranoid about trying to stay safe.

>>139371369
>Where is this Periscope guy going to?

going to check the reservior
if he is using periscope, can he 4 chan as well ?

>>139371527
He seems fucking retarded, typical texan.

>>139371527

Dude, he's in a city and nigger looters everywhere.

at least anon knows that the flood waters are sewer water at this point

HE'S DOWN

IT'S ALL OVER

EATEN BY GATORS

>THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR MEMES

>>139369139
FUCK YOU TEXASS
FUCK YA LONE STAR BABY

DROWN ALL YOU FUCKING NIGGERS

>>139371540
This guy is gonna die for our entartainment.
A true hero!

>>139371622
He says there are no cops. Worried about criminals. Yet he is not taking a gun but a knife. wut?

>>139370141
Huh. That's disturbing.
At least it's not a dragon.

>>139370983
OUR GUY ARRIVES!

If the dam goes, he dies.

>>139371527
seems fine to me

>this is NOT the the time for memes
It is the time for memes anon

>141 people in the periscope
how many lurkers itt? wow

>>139371527

Around blacks, well you know..

This dude is gonna die

>Mexican accent

>>139371701

Is open carry legal in Houston?

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>>139371527
lmao,
>this isn't the time for memes.
>this is serious

>>139370569
Both
Then the water into the ground flows back into the sea creating underground erosion and roads start getting btfo

>>139371733
laughing my ass off desu

>>139371746
90 percent of the people in this thread are lurkers

fuck it, you guys don't give a shit even though i'm posting live pictures in the epicenter of the historic motherfucking flood with water over 14 feet high

eat my dead corpse's ass, peace out

is looter just a racist dog whistle term for a black male?

Get some more exercise so you're not as winded so quickly you fat fuck.

>>139370983
>https://www.periscope.tv/addicks/1vAGRNNPObDGl?
>GET IN HERE! THE CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER IS GOING!

someone tell him to hold the fucking phone higher

>>139371798
i hope he keeps filming when he goes back home to confront the looter

>>139371804
It's Texas

>>139371798

> He has weapons at his home
> Openly admits it
> Known looting area
> Carrying a knife

>Don't worry about me I'm a fucking Man

What a baller.

>Even more proof that /pol/ is shitskins larping as nazis

>>139371701
link?

>in public never relax
t. periscope anon

I'M A FUCKING MAN
>famous last words

>>139369657
Hits me...

>Do not make a tragedy into your personal profit
Threnody for the Victims of Hiroshima BTFO!

NO MEME
NO MEME
VERY SREIOS

SOMEONE NEEDS TO COMPOSE THE BALLAD OF SKITTISH ADDICKS ANON

>>139371878
But he's on /pol/

>NOT THE TIME FOR MEMES

Is everyone on /pol/ like this? I don't come here often but this guy is autistic as fuck.

>Lives in Texas
>Doest carry a gun
That's not a cowboy.

>>139371820

I'll go out on a limb and say everything is legal in Houston right now

>>139371820
Yes, long guns and holstered pistols.

So who's working on his sad theme song?

>>139371889
sounds like a wetback to me

inb4 he gets hit by a car

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Will Periscope anon go to the Pepe Engineering building for us?
We need intel on that operation

Orange county here

Thought I would be fine. Rain is getting heavy. I've got about 24-30 inches before the water is in the house, but I fear what the next three days will bring.

On the bright side, I'm about to wrap 5 pounds of pig in strips of pig and smoke it, so I'll be safe from the goddamn Muslims.

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If we get flooded bad Jefferson county I will periscope for everyone just like addicks anon

>>139371977
Not autistic but he's freaking out over everything.

NOT GOOD EDITION

WE'RE ALL GONNA FUCKING DIE

LINK TO THE PERISCOPE?

OP LINKS ARENT LIVE

LINK TO THE PERISCOPE?

OP LINKS ARENT LIVE

LINK TO THE PERISCOPE?

OP LINKS ARENT LIVE

NOT GOOD GUYS!

>>139372078
he's delivering some good footage stfu you over-critical fucks

He should go for a swim

>>139372126
https://www.periscope.tv/addicks/1vAGRNNPObDGl?

>>139372126
https://www.pscp.tv/addicks/1vAGRNNPObDGl?

>>139372078
Seems like the typical /pol/ user
>freaking out over everything

https://www.periscope.tv/addicks/1vAGRNNPObDGl?

>>139372078
dude is definitely on the spectrum

>>139372126
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1vAGRNNPObDGl

>>139372126
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1vAGRNNPObDGl

That is good, there's like 5 feet to go.

>I don't have a license

Sasuga spic

>you have your papers on you?

lmao mariasastio savage

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Holy shit, this guy lives JUST under the reservoir.
He's is genuinely going to bite it if and when those waters spill.

Pedro is already winded, i thought hispanics could run.

>>139372153
thx fren

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geLucCUG4i0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geLucCUG4i0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geLucCUG4i0

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>>139372122
checked and confirmed.

also, fuck that's a happening by itself

I may have heard wrong.
Did he just say it was not good?

1:43 PM 104.29'

4.61 to overflow

I DID NOT SEE ONE EXPENSIVE ITEM IN THAT SHIT BOX LOL

>You wanted your fucking happening
lol

So /pol/ confirmed spics and niggers.

>I'M FUCKIN' WHITE

how come he doesn't even have a pair of fucking wellington boots

Holy shit before I clicke donhis stream I watched a few seconds on Jeffs old stream where he went to check on the reservoir, it was a lot lower for gim.

>>139372257
It is indeed not good.

>>139365759
>Harris County
>Anxious and on edge. My PTSD, anxiety and pain medications are running out.
>FN M16A4 Military Collectors Edition, FN SCAR-L, FN SCAR-H, LWRC six8 UICW Barrett M82A1, SIG P320 .357 SIG, Beretta M9A3, FN FNX-9, FN Five Seven, Browning Auto5. 3,500 rounds of 5.56x45mm M855 and 3,500 rounds 5.56x45mm M995 AP, 3,500 rounds 7.62x51mm M80A1, 3,500 rounds 7.62x51mm M61 AP, 500 rounds .50 BMG Mk211 Raufoss, 2,500 rounds 9x19mm +P JHP, 2,500 rounds 60 grain .357 SIG FMJ-AP, 2,500 5.7x28mm SS190 FMJAP, 500 shell 10 Gauge 00 Buck, 250 shells 10 Gauge 2oz Slugs. US Palm Ronin Plate Carrier, four 11"x14" ESAPI rifle plates, eight 6"x8" ESBI rifle plates, OPS-Core Sentry Helmet, Elcan SpecteDR on all of my rifles, US Optics B-10 for my M82A1. Trijicon RM07 and SureFire X400 on all handguns. I need to dig out my NVG and thermal rifle scopes from my one of my safes.
>Grilling some BBQ'd gator loins, lobster tails, sweet corn, potatoes and onions under my patio since my power went out and I need to clean out my freezer.

>This is a forest.

>>139370983
Good luck fella.

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>>139370983

Needs to make himself a Kekboat

>>139372257
It's really bad.
NOT GOOD.

>>139370569
It mostly goes out to sea, some evaporates. We have too much concrete for it to go underground (Safely)

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House is the Woodlands doing?

I have fucking property there. I don't want my house to get flooded

Damn this dude is a hero

>>139369494
Do the future a favor, let them drown lest they grow up to rape and kill our kind

>finally going to get a dam happening after oroville blueballed me for months

YES

>>139371836

Good thing the US has great infrastructure and likes to invest in the future

>>139372426
*How

> Unless Harvey is gone in next hour

> nothing to stop Addicks it absolutely destroying everything

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>This used to be a forest

>>139372356
>>Harris County
>>Anxious and on edge. My PTSD, anxiety and pain medications are running out.
>>FN M16A4 Military Collectors Edition, FN SCAR-L, FN SCAR-H, LWRC six8 UICW Barrett M82A1, SIG P320 .357 SIG, Beretta M9A3, FN FNX-9, FN Five Seven, Browning Auto5. 3,500 rounds of 5.56x45mm M855 and 3,500 rounds 5.56x45mm M995 AP, 3,500 rounds 7.62x51mm M80A1, 3,500 rounds 7.62x51mm M61 AP, 500 rounds .50 BMG Mk211 Raufoss, 2,500 rounds 9x19mm +P JHP, 2,500 rounds 60 grain .357 SIG FMJ-AP, 2,500 5.7x28mm SS190 FMJAP, 500 shell 10 Gauge 00 Buck, 250 shells 10 Gauge 2oz Slugs. US Palm Ronin Plate Carrier, four 11"x14" ESAPI rifle plates, eight 6"x8" ESBI rifle plates, OPS-Core Sentry Helmet, Elcan SpecteDR on all of my rifles, US Optics B-10 for my M82A1. Trijicon RM07 and SureFire X400 on all handguns. I need to dig out my NVG and thermal rifle scopes from my one of my safes.
>>Grilling some BBQ'd gator loins, lobster tails, sweet corn, potatoes and onions under my patio since my power went out and I need to clean out my freezer.
saved

>>139372428
the paranoid autist we don't deserve

>>139371850
Gotta go back

Lock and load, addicks. If you haven't put together an existence pack, DO IT. Get ready in case you've gotta go footmobile.

>>139369218
Bullshit Photo. Do you really think Delta would leave a quarter billion dollars of assets on the ground like that?

>>139372426
Creekside Park in the Woodlands is fine

I hear Waterway and Hughes Landing might not be so good

>Hoping for the worst at this point

>>139372480
In all seriousness, thanks to the autists who think taxation is theft, most of the public infrastructure around the country is on the teetering edge of failure. It's going to be a miracle if one of these dams doesn't burst.