/HFG/ - HARVEY HOUSTON FLOOD GENERAL - DAMS TO RELEASE WATER EDITION

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>>139295180
OUR GOD IS AN ANGRY GOD!

>>139295198
That's pretty much understood if you live somewhere where hurricanes happen.

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>>139295280

Amazing that they're opening the gates at fucking 2AM when people are either sleeping or can't see a damn thing. There without a doubt will be deaths from that.

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LOOTING
>LOOTING
LOOTING
>LOOTING
LOOTING
>LOOTING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2e6L_66QSY

HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>HAPPENING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsT1nO76H7c

PRESS CONFERENCE ON ABC CHANNEL 13

THEY ARE RELEASING THE FUCKING FLOOD GATES TO PROTECT THE DAM FROM DAMAGE

INTENTIONALLY FLOODING MORE AREAS AND HOUSES

>>139295280
OUR GOD IS AN AWESOME POSSUM GOD!

Hey you Australians cunts. How do abbos react to evacuations? Anything I could look up and watch?

>>139295347
They are doing a press conference about it right now. ktrh.com

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nO23B5C_Mcw

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Making tea watching RSB.

What about you guys?

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>>139295180
Mother Nature is reclaiming what is hers

You can prolong the inevitable, but you cannot stop it

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Colorado reporting. Just a reminder to Texas niggers fleeing the disaster. FUCK OFF COLORADO IS FULL!

Who cares about Texas rednecks?

Those assholes voted for Trump so they can die for all I care.

Why live in a shitty state with tornados and hurricanes?

Fucking morons.

Why I live in cali.

Never have to drown waiting on Trump to do something about it.

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Where all the drowned bitches at?

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>That nigga on the right side stream

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Lads, on the sidenote, what does this mean?

was that a dick over houston on the weather map?

>>139295448
They're reporting I think 5 "confirmed" deaths so far right? By the end I expect over 1,000.

>>139295361
>we're going to release the dam. there's going to be flooding, we don't know where or how much.
we're in good hands

>>139295464
That pic hits me right in the feels. That's a man who has lost everything. That's a man who earned everything he had through hard work. Sad!

>>139295350

Anyone else notice a common trait of all of these low lifes?

>>139295448
Fuckin' hell, I can already imagine some of the pictures and videos that will be coming out the next few days

>>139295558
I'd be shocked if it were over 20

>>139295438
Stay the fuck in Commiefornia faggot

>>139295436
Confirmed that they've been evac'd.

Ive been gone for about four hours, what did I miss?

>>139295361

>thinking this is anywhere near as bad as if the dam fucking bursts

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It's going to be worse than Katrina!

3 days hurricane on top of Houston and raining 24/7


Flood will be like 10 feet more!!!

>>139295567
>shit's fucked, and we're gonna fuck it up more, to hopefully unfuck some worse shit

t. Government

>>139295434
Full of pozzed potheads, though I hope Louisiana takes their niggers back.

Anyone that tries to blame this on Trump will be fucked in the ass by God. I'm not joking. You have not seen the full extent of the Trump curse.

>>139295350
The fuck, are those niggers going from house to house taking people's shit?

>>139295615
anons are dying

>>139295520
That's a snapcode for the app Snapchat

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>the belly of the dragon will drip water

>>139295434
lol. your tiny distant "state" is not needed. To avoid a hurricane, we just go somewhere else in fucking Texas. If you had any meaningful girth you'd understand that.

>>139295674
Screencap?

>>139295600
Depends entirely on how things go. Most people didn't stock well, and if it really comes back and hammers Houston again the flood water plus people not prepared will raise that shit quick.

To a reminder to any Anons in the floods. Don't just sucked down into the sewers! Manhole covers are moved and it creates a vacuum and sucks you down.

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>>139295350
Time for Texans to start dispensing some justice from the barrel of a gun.
Of course you could just wait for these nigs to drown, which will inevitably happen.

so is literally all of Houston underwater?

LADS

WATER IS ABOUT TO ENTER MY HOUSE

PLEASE DONATE BTC FOR INEVITABLE DAMAGE COSTS

1Hdo9YH7U299P3KWiu7Uynz6Xwc29aazKF

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Spongebob: Hey Patrick, what am I?
Patrick: Underwater?
Spongebob: No, I'm Texas!
Patrick: What's the difference?!

>>139295448
Why can't wh*Te subhumans swim?

>>139295769

Shoo Shoo Jew

>>139295520
i don't know i don't speak goatfucker

>>139295750
higher up places and over passes still fine

>>139295350
That nigger just drops his brand new fucking TV on the ground so pull up his hoodie

>>139295438
I hope you die in an earthquake, flatlander faggot.

>>139295769
haha i just stole all your bitcoins

>>139295750
Wondering about this, anyone have new pictures of the flood? I remember one where some anon in an office building took a picture of flooded streets all over.

>>139295706
>Texas was the center of oil production in the US in it's heyday, producing fire
>Also huge recruitment area for the armed forces
f-fuck

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>>139295280

If my city is marked for cleansing, Lord Kek, then I welcome the cleansing gladly!

Also, can you send me some more dreams? The last one was kind of confusing.

>>139295633
Only way it'd be worse than Katrina is if one of the dams breaks.

Also, by this point post-Katrina the bodies were floating all over the place. That isn't happening this time. Very few casualties, fortunately.

>>139295706
Holy shit

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>>139295776

Controlled releases of reservoirs at 2 fucking AM.

>>139295667
Most people who aren't retarded niggers evacuated so the houses are empty. But if you hear shots then thats probably an angry senior citizen shooting a nigger.

>>139295350
nigs at night, bleeding out. deep in the heart of texas.

>clap clap clap clap.


does anyone know if flat screen tvs are important flood survival supplies?

>>139295827

No one ever accused them of being intelligent

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>>139295776

>>139295716
It's not 'if' it's 'when.' I had no idea this would happen but heard about it on the radio while driving to work Wednesday morning. I called the wife and told her to go to the store and stock up before everyone else woke up (this was 5am).
We're all set. If you're lazy and don't get up for work or pay attention to what's going on, well, I don't know what to say.

>>139295719
Someone should convince nogs to hide in the sewers, something like "sewers are designed to dump water out not flood so they are the safest place to be!"

>>139295438
It is actually Blue centers that are getting the worst of the flooding

>>139295889
>BUT WE DON'T WANT YOU TO LEAVE UNTIL TOMORROW MORNING

>>139295889
>WATER WILL FLOOD HOMES
>WILL BE FLOODED FOR TWO MONTHS

holy shit

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>>139295448
I want to commit a crime!

>>139295603
i hate texas cause it's filled with stupid fucking trash who say stuff like "based conservative spics". it's a bunch of boom cucks who want to make america brown

>>139295865
Scenarios are different. Many people went into attics and other areas, they wouldn't be floating.

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2:00 AM IS WHEN THE FLOODGATES ARE GETTING OPENED

BETTER GET YOUR ARKS BUILT

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>>139295847

It's worst now

>>139295520

CTHULU IS COMING

>>139295567
>We're going to sacrifice a random part of the city in hopes it's going to end up saving a bigger chunk of it.
Imagine what's going to happen when all of those people who are still trapped in attics, suddenly get completely submerged.
Or hell, even those who are on the roofs.
The death toll is going to be in the triple digits easily.

>>139295436
Holy kek dat file name dat image

>>139295911
Just one thing you can say

F

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>>139295855
Is this a really, really, abstract Loss meme?

>>139295847
http://www.harriscountyfemt.org/
Everything shaded on this map will be underwater by tomorrow.

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>live next to a huge ditch designed to handle a shit ton of water
>it's already overflooded
>any more rain and it's going to spill faster than it already is
>it's raining again
Fug

>>139295865
You should listen the experts
"the water cant go anywhere so its going to stay in the flooded area more than 2 months"

It's going to be worse than Katrina, way way worse.

>>139295911
Some stores were even in operation up until we were hit. You have to be really special to not come to the conclusion to stock up on stuff.

>>139295719
That sounds like a good movie

>gators fireants and sneks in water
>doggo ran away w its food
>2nd doggo died in a rollover collision in its truck
>your ex wife who cheated on you and has her two chilluns is stuck in an rv in a drive way but you can't be bothered
>decide to face the flood because you want Tendies
>get sucked into sewers and have to survive

Dying because water swallowed everything you ever knew is fairly poetic

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>>139295706

>>139295558
I only heard 3 so far

>>139296040
Yeah the city is going to get sued fucking bigly for this too. I can already hearing the lawyers revving up.

>>139295994
RIP in pieces KHOU.

>>139296040
Exactly. They're releasing it in the middle of the night. Will flood homes and water will stay for two months...

>>139295706
I've never heard of America or Texas being referred to as a "dragon."

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>>139295855

Although, this storm might be clarifying things a bit.

Might this be the dragon whose belly is dripping water?

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>>139295776
*cans.wav*

>>139296146
>people still post this garbage

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>>139295180
“Houston Will Be Destroyed, Desolate, and Uninhabitable”

https://z3news.com/w/houston-destroyed-massive-flood/

This post was originally published August 29, 2016. It is being republished now due to hurricane warnings for Houston TX.

Speaking at the 2015 Lancaster Prophetic Conference, Sadhu Sundar Selvaraj shares a story of how an angel of the Lord spoke to him about the city of Houston Texas. He shares this starting at the 33-minute mark in the video shown below.

>“When we landed at Houston airport, we came out of the plane and we walked on the bridge. As soon as I stepped foot on Houston Airport, I heard the voice. I think this angel followed me. He said, “This city will be destroyed by a massive flood.”

He then explained the reasons why he believes this flood is coming to Houston.

>“When I got into the hotel room, I googled it. There were records of history of massive flooding in Houston. It did not make me very pleasant. I don’t know why this time this thing really bothered me very much. It has never bothered me in the past. I just didn’t know why it bothered me so much until two days later when I saw in the news the nation the highest legislation in the country has passed the same sex marriage law. Then I understood why.

>You see, your judges are not just Supreme Court judges, but are judges of the land. What they pronounce, they have put a curse on their own country by opening a floodgate.”

He continued telling how President Obama announced his support for the Supreme Court ruling on same sex marriage by decorating the White House with rainbow colored lighting. The rainbow is the symbol used by LGBT organizations.

>>139295994
It's going to rain like crazy for the next 4 days anon.

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>>139295438
A masterpiece of shitposting. It's so nuanced... the rhetoric, the flag, the r/eddit spacing.

6/8

They talk about people being "taken to safety"
Where in FUCK is "safety"?

>>139296272
Out of Houston most likely

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>>139296155

Two months water damage incoming.
Yeah, there are going to be lawsuits up the ass after this.

>>139296161
In the middle of the night?
It's like they're trying to kill people.
Someone post that power outage map and we can see how many people are even capable of receiving this info.

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>>139295350
>you remember when Katrina happened and this meme was like the funniest thing ever

>>139295994
I'd totally go for a swim on top of that skyscraper right now. I think that's a pool I see on top of it.

>>139296116
Sorry to be disgusting but the wife ran out of tampons today and found a drug store open at about 3 this afternoon.
>At least I'm not getting laid this week

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>>139295464
Goddammit. Unironically pray for Texas, anons.

>>139295968
Go save Europe then if you can't deal with American polices that have been in place before you were born.

>>139296052

No, it's four symbols out of a dozen or so that I remember from a dream which seemed very heavily Kek-related.

>>139295436
UMA

>>139296272
We're sorry but Safety is full, there's plenty of room still in Terror.

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>>139295350
Niggers

>>139296321
http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2017/08/27/army-corps-dams-houston-flooding/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqLa-hLqcnQ

Is there a way out of Houston through the west side via I-10?

>>139296331

Yeah it has a pool with a big glass or acrylic section that hangs out over midair.

>>139296458
Numerous sections are closed going westbound.

>>139296458
Anons earlier were saying that shit is totally underwater at this point. Problem is information in a situation like this is never reliable. If you haven't seen it, don't believe it.

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>water is getting up my lawn

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Just heard they're about to blow the levees

>>139296458
Not meming, just stay where you are. Don't try to drive anywhere. That's how you die.

>>139295600
There's going to be 6 million deaths from this.

>>139296155
Several Jewish lawyers are already prepping their suits against the city for the injuries sustained by cumming so hard due to thinking about the money they are going to get over this.

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REPENT

>>139295911
shit, I am in DC and I have known this shit would happen for a week...I dont have a radio in my car and I dont watch TV....wtf is wrong with people?
I leanrnedmy lesson with a minor power outage a few years ago. Got a stock of food and ammo

>>139296272
George R. Brown convention center, Austin, San Antonio, other designated shelters.

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>>139295416
RSB here too. RSB best stream

>>139296583
This.

>>139296161
I guarantee some of the homes they'll hit are already flooded and don't have power anymore. Some of them probably aren't smart enough to have a radio either. This will hit them completely unawares.

>>139296458
On the west side a little below katy, its insane I'm in the suburbs and we have a very deep street between houses in the neighborhood and the water is from house to house, another day and the first floor will be filled with water and these are 300k price range houses. Rip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0i7JU9SijE

THE RAIN RAIN RAIN CAME DOWN DOWN DOWN

>>139296458
>trying to get out of Houston
too late, just stay where you are.

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>>139296567
im sorry anon you posted some cute anime girls

>>139296529
>>139296561
>>139296583

Just wanted to go get family members out of there, but everyones saying just stay, so fuck it. Thanks anons

>>139296364
well... i'm glad you found what you needed anon lmao. On the subject of stores being open I was able to find some more bread so things are looking up over here.

>>139296321
Yep. It's opening 2 AM their time.

>>139295180

Good!

I hope that the flood water washes Houston's Gay Mayor out to sea along with all of the transplant California cucks that voted that dirt bag into office.

Also I hope that the flood sweeps all of those fake Texan millennial cucks in Austin down a sewer drain as well.

As for real Texans, I shall pray for you guys and gals.

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>tfw your only food source is penis-shaped candy from your granddaughters bachelorette party

>>139296643
Link me bruh

>>139296635
Yes because getting out of Houston and going to Austin or San Antonio is an option at this point.
Might as well put Kathmandu on your list of safe spaces.

>>139296739
In a situation like this just stay. You're no good to them dead.

>>139296739
if you had a boat things would be feasible

>>139296458
snip a screen cap of your approx location on google maps anon. Let's see if we can Solid Snake your ass out of this shitshow

>>139295655
Hell no, 90 day return policy has long since passed, they're yours.

>>139296793
Here I was thinking it was cat food.

>>139296739
Seriously, you're safe where you are. Don't drive. It's an incredibly bad idea.

>>139296793
It's cat treats for cat chilling in the background

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>>139296567
No more fun and games for you, anon.

Second wave of rain has started right?

>>139296567
start bring stuff you don't want destroyed to higher levels of the house anon.

>>139296739
What's the food situation like Anon?

>>139296748
central for anyone that doesn't know, so five hours from now

>>139296793
fidget spinner vitamins maybe?

How fucked would you be if this happened where you live?
I'd be fine but my poor grandma, she can't get up stairs and grandpa can't get her up there. I would literally bolt across town to get my grandma to her attic

>>139296793

That's dog food

>>139296811
Take it up with the officials, I'm just telling you some of the locations they are being taken to.

>>139296793
That looks like cat food, anon. Really they should have had that popcorn machine full before this thing hit.

>>139296321
They are releasing it at 2 am because they have to less the dam will break.

>>139296903
Water situation is far more important...

>>139296793
>The snack that cums on your back, gold dicks

>>139296846

I'm in SA, was trying to go rescue op on some family, but its way too late now apparently.

>>139295350
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yE_Om13VpQw

relevant

>>139296895
yep, download a storm app and just watch the radar on your phone

>>139296926
I have never seen a flood happen

>>139295986
I live 2 miles from Barker Reservoir. They should do this during daylight. If the water comes in, I'm going to knock on my neighbor's door and ask them to let me up to 2nd floor.

Say atheist prayers for me & my raifus.

>>139296964
Did they shut off all the gas lines? Those seem like they would withstand the water, and you could boil water in pans to sanitize it.

>>139296983
You are days late.

>>139296983
Your family is safer not being on the road anon, they really are. Just make sure they have the coast guard number if they end up on the roof. I'm serious.

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>>139295350

>Spanish women talking shit about niggers

Not even spics like niggers. I should know, I am one.

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>>139295769
>>139295805
>>139295835
But I am legit fucked anons

>>139296926
I'd be dead already. Tucson floods when it rains hard for 5 minutes, the entire city would be gone at this point. I guess if I was at work I'd be safe because there's a 6 story parking garage I could get to the top of.

>>139296965
>Do you remember the interracial gang-bang at your liberated feminist daughter's polyamorous civil union? Pepperidge Farms remembers...

>>139296965
I read it in the voice too kek

>>139296797
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heeQ_4c-tho

>>139296846
You know we would just get him killed.

>>139296926
>I would literally bolt across town to get my grandma to her attic
you would kill her...

>>139297051
On a side note, don't shut off your gas at the meter because water will get in to the lines.

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>>139296567
don't be a faggot. I surf 15 foot+ waves and the tail end of hurricane swells regularly.

why are you faggots so afraid of water?

All these dindus on streams keep talkin bout gators, but I haven't seen any pics or anything

Who else in college station?

>>139296793
of course grandma likes the brown ones

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>>139296793
Oispa kaljaa
>dead granny in front of that cat

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The dams are all full and are going to break. 6 million will die.

>>139297076
How is Katy?

>>139297076
have flood insurance?

>>139297042
hang in there
this too will pass

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Donald, why didn't you disavow hurricane Harvey yet?

>>139297146
A surf board is designed to get wet, not a home interior.

>>139297076
You live exactly where I do. Do you have a 2nd floor? I'm on first, and worried about the reservoirs being opened middle of the night.

>>139297076
Charge your phone nigga, you're gonna need it later.

>>139297161
There was just one in the middle of a street on RSB

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>>139296983
Literally time to batten down the hatches, anon. I hope your dry stores are vast and secure.
>Like your ammo.

>You have ammo, right, anon?

>>139297180
Good joke

>>139295795

those are asians.

>>139297146
This water is loaded with shit and chemicals. Plus its going into your home fgt.

>>139297175
They will open the dams before they fail. That's why the rivers crest two or three days after the sun comes out.

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>>139295180
THIS JUST CAME ON
3 FEET OF WATER EVEN MILES NORTH OF THE WOODLANDS
THE CITY WILL BE PULVERIZED

>>139297175
there are only 6.5 million in the entire csa

17 ADULTS

3 PETS

NEED RESCUE

MANY SHELTERS FULL

https://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/26318/web

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can someone send some burgers please, all I have to eat is crackers and ramen noodles.

>>139297213
No joke Anon, you're fucked. It will flood houses. You need a rescue.

>>139297051
Jesus Christ...if you're in an area where your god damned kitchen isn't underwater, you're going to be ok. That is not the case for many right now.

>>139297175
>n.a. just west of Houston
that can't be a good sign

>>139297269
disease afterwards

>>139297051
Most modern regards don't even know what boiling water looks like. They can't even boil eggs.
They will all contract water borne diseases and die shitting themselves.

>>139297174
have you never been in a nursing home? they all look like they shouldve died 4 years ago.

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>>139296364
>the wife ran out of tampons today

Happy Blowjob Week, anon!

>>139297146
the sewer drains are indistinguishable and will suck your body underwater, ad to the fact that the water is full of sewage, and even not drowning will give you a massive infection.

>>139297211
so what? It's not going to kill you. Cunts acting like a foot of water is the end of their life

>>139297177
It's starting to get bad. I'm gettin kinda worried now.

>>139297257
Now Australia is flooding????

>>139297257
Why is phone posting so terrible

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>>139297076
Ask the climate for forgiveness. Confess your sins.

>>139297175
They'll open them up and flood that shit out before they let them break

>>139297122
Thanks my man

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>>139296900
I already did earlier today just in case this shit started to happen.

I wish they didn't pussy foot around with the evacuation warnings and shit.

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>>139297257
Batman, is that you?

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>>139296185

THEY'RE ABOUT TO "PULL IT"

>>139297399
>>139297242
fair enough, still, slightly dramatic reaction

>>139297396
I used to have the full set from the left. God damn, I learned to love freckles on petites back then.

>>139297257
I mean we knew this was going to happen since Friday when it became a category 3
the mayor of Houston fucked everyone when he said not to evacuate

>>139297177
The Addicks Reservoir is about to be released, many homes will be destroyed
>>139297213
I am on the 2nd floor
>>139297221
doing it now

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>>139297257

>>139297400
>>139297146
Obvious moron who is either trolling or has no idea what happens in a flood

>>139297472
source?

>>139297412
Do you have a 2nd floor?

>>139297330
Send resqt

>>139297076
Pls respond.

If water starts coming in, I guess I'll go outside. I'll be able to climb onto a 1st floor roof at least.

>tornado warnings now for Chambers & Galveston counties

OY YEY, HOUSTON...NOW THE TORNADO JEW IS ACTING UP...WILL IT EVER END FOR YOU?!?

>>139297536
It's literally God's will.

>>139295398
Abbo's vanish when there's any kind of flood or anything, mostly because they tend to camp in riverbanks.

>>139297522
>The Addicks Reservoir is about to be released
This right here is actually a decision to kill dozens over letting hundreds or thousands die.

Government officials are probably hitting the bottle or pulling the revolvers out at this point. Opening up the dam, Harvey looking like it's going to loop back for another strike, by Friday this will be the worst disaster in American history.

>>139295180
>The belly of the dragon will drip water
Houston sure looks like it is the belly of the USA, and Dragon X is located there too...

hmm.

happening? just after the black sun?

>>139297555
dramtic burger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_YNzb4vj1c

My mom is freaking out lmao

does Houston have separate systems for sewage and surface runoff, or a combined system?

The liquid jew indeed

>open the dams

what exactly does this mean? will it just be a huge wave flooding toward civilization?

>>139297456
just remember in emergency situations that action is supreme.
>have a good plan.
>have your 72 hour gear ready to go if you need to gtfo.
>have your food and stuff you need to survive the next few weeks.

its going to be tough the next month and you need to be strong.

good luck.

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>>139297536

>>139297711
This dude definitely signed Houstons death warrant kek

>>139297283
Combing them will save your life

>>139297361
Fine by me, but I figured I'd offer the tip to anyone bright enough to listen.

>>139297336
You could run a plastic pipe up to somewhere else, especially if you're in one of the areas that will flood post-dam-release. Any tight-fitting pipe would do, and a valve that isn't underwater is obviously ideal.

>>139297434
Lots of phones just mark rotation in the EXIF data instead of rotating the image, and 4chan strips that data entirely.

>>139297695
I believe it's combined
>t. on Houston water

>>139297146
I don't wana hang ten in my fucking living room you shoobie

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>>139297596

>>139297648
It was the biggest catch-22 in US history.

If you have an evacuation, you have millions in gridlock as the storm hits

If anything I hope this causes reform in evacuation systems for bigger cities

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>>139297396
>He doesn't fuck bitches on their periods

BARKER RESERVOIR: 33% CAPACITY
ADDICKS RESERVOIR: 41% CAPACITY

DUE FOR UPDATE IN 5 MINUTES, LIKELY MUCH HIGHER.
SOURCES:
https://waterdata.usgs.gov/nwis/uv?cb_00054=on&cb_62615=on&cb_62615=on&format=gif_stats&site_no=08073000&period=&begin_date=2017-08-26&end_date=2017-08-27
https://waterdata.usgs.gov/usa/nwis/uv?site_no=08072500

>>139297720
it means that they're going to send a deadly wave of water through their own city in order to prevent the dam from suffering damage
all kinds of liability from doing something like this

I'm going to die when they open the spillway, no question. Currently getting hammered

I hope I'm a martyr.

Get out now if you can

>>139297695
well its fucking combined now forsure

>>139297522
Do u have a tall truck? ;_;

>>139297695

Separate, but at this point it doesn't matter, its all gonna combine. That water is gonna have sewage in it in some places.

>>139297672
If you aren't freaking out at least a little you're crazy.

>>139297720
They open up the relief valves to lower the level of water the dam is holding back so the pressure gets reduced. As you say, the water has to go somewhere, and most dams are set up so that the water goes towards where people live.

>>139296784
We don't have a gay mayor anymore, we have a black one. Get with the times.

So after seeing this I'm convinced to at least prep to some degree. What would be a /pol/ approved reserve for a household of 2?

I'm pretty good with crafts and gardening so SHTF is not a problem, but what would you suggest for a 5-14 days fuckup?

>>139297283
They have shelf stable burgers, your fault for not stocking up

>>139297779
If you don't have luck getting into contact, it's worth it going on social media to get hooked up with local rescuers like Cajun Navy.

>>139297798
You have not enjoyed a woman to her fullest until you bathed in her blood whilst taking her. You know what's up anon.

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Nothing will happen. The dam is safe.

>>139295434
Now you know how we feel about the Californians. You're welcome to gas our traitors plz

>>139295448
they dead?

>>139297814
If the dam breaks the damage will be worse. It's better for the water to be released more slowly, rather than in a sudden surge.

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FUCK HOUSTON SPECIFICALLY

t. Harvey

>>139297596
Yeah, I'm up on the second floor and I've laid tarps down on the outside of the doors, kinda wedged up against the bottom fifth of the door frame, and anchored them with bricks to try and keep water out. I know it's not watertight, but hopefully it help keep most of the water out.

>>139297862
Stock up on water and canned goods.

>>139297396
You must not be married.

>>139297799
Holy shit that escalated quickly. Addicks was at about 7% hours ago.

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>>139297014
Very relevant

>>139297639
It was a pleasure shitposting with you anons, I love y'all like brothers

>>139297835
My dad has a tall Acura SUV

I'm going to need help anons

BTC address: 1Hdo9YH7U299P3KWiu7Uynz6Xwc29aazKF

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>>139297740

>Beaumont going underwater

What does it mean guys? What will happen with the liquid jew?

>>139297796
Not sure what the long term ramifications for this will be. I expect MSM this week to not even really discuss the devastation until Trump forces them to talk about it.

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Wish the puppysaver well and he will save another 60 dogs instead of niggers

>>139297862
go check /k/ and /out/ for good suggestions

>>139297814
>>139297852

So more houses will get flooded in order to prevent dam damage? I guess if they are worried about them totally giving out it makes sense

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>>139297652
Could this be god's hand?

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>>139297857

>>139297720

It's what flooded my city back in...2011.

Whomever is in the path is fucked.

https://www.accuweather.com/en/us/southern-texas/weather-radar-interactive

round 2 coming up. its about to reconnect with the water and gain strength.

>>139297952
>there's a chance it could develop into a hurricane again and slam its eyewall into Houston again
holy shit

>>139298050
Yes. It has to happen. If the Dam breaks those same houses will be much worse off.

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>>139297777
why not

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>>139297798

>>139297695
Normally they are not connected, but if the sewer system becomes overflowed, it will dump into the stormwater system. Also the stormwater system is so overflowed it now flowing in the sewage system.

TL:DR - normally no, right now, yes

>>139298002
Water is going to sit there for a long fucking while. Imagine a really disappointing Atlantis with chest high shitwater

did anyone screenshot that fucking clown?

>>139295615
At least one undocumented shopper got shot.

>>139297982
The 7% was wrong, that was from the states website and I don't trust it. I trust ACOE/USGS real time gages/sensors way more.

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claimed

>>139297819
Any last requests brother?

>>139298020
http://www.mynews13.com/weather/hurricane-center-checklist.html

>>139297862

>The general rule is 1 gallon of water per person per day. That's for drinking + cooking. Double that for misc. water.
>Food: Non-perishables. Dried berries/nuts/grains. Also stock up on some high fat/high protein like peanut butter.
>Third most important thing is guns. Get guns. And plenty of ammo.
>I'd suggest a generator as well

>>139297777
THE SEVENS STRIKE AGAIN

>>139298015
At least dogs are smart and loyal.

>>139298050
They're very worried about that, yes. It's basically open the dams a little to relieve pressure and flood hundreds of homes, or let the damn break and have all of the water come rushing out to kill hundreds of people.

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>>139298015
puppers

>>139298150
its 50%+ niggers and spics too

>>139297952
holy shit harvey.
>hmmm should I go to san antonio?
>nahhhh houson those fucks!

>hold on let me just jump out into the gulf real quick and gulp down another 6 pack of BTFO houston.

"HURRICANE HARVEY"

=

"REACH NAIVE, HURRY"

>>139297982
Rainwater->streams->tributaries->major rivers, shit adds up. Even if it stops raining right now it's going to flood very bad.

>>139298015
I need to find that pic from Katrina that shows some agency rescuing a bunch of golden retrievers via a Greyhound bus

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>>139298093

>>139297711
Tfw when mob justice may indeed be in your future

>>139297960
Bring tools upstairs with u, hammer crowbar etc. so u can break thru the roof if you have to.

>>139297819
Write your SSN on your arm and post farewell pics anon.

>>139298240
Enjoy having the rest of the state enriched from displaced shitskins

>>139295448
My fetish

>>139298268
It's going to rain until Thursday, though....

>>139297917
Finally, /Pol/ feels like 4chan...
Thank You Harvey.

>>139297798
Best time to do it because they're the horniest.

>>139295448
>I hope they aren't white girls, just pale Mexicans
I am truly a terrible person now.

What's the death count so far boys?

>>139298254
>>hold on let me just jump out into the gulf real quick and gulp down another 6 pack of BTFO houston.
I enjoyed this part of your post a lot anon.

test

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>>139297918
oops

Who /northwesthouston/ here?

>>139298362
2 confirmed according to Houston local news and officials. One in Rockport, one retard that drowned in their car.

>>139297720
dam holds back water, but they are worried about failure, so they will be releasing water into the storm system. It will not cause more flooding, but it will be released at a rate that it cannot drain any rain, so all the rain into that system will cause more flooding. Even then, the lake behind the dam will rise.

They do this to prevent a failure, which would kill thousands

>>139295180
lol a little bit rain and amerikeks crying

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>>139298418

>>139298362
Just five. But this just started, I expect the death toll to be more than 1,000