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prev >>138482996
Isn't an eclipse the logo of Islam?
Apologize, eclipse!
> It has been dubbed the Great American Eclipse, and along most of its path, there live almost no black people. Oregon, where this begins, is almost entirely white. The 10 percent or so of state residents who do not identify as white are predominantly Latino, American Indian, Alaskan, or Asian. There are very few black Oregonians, and this is not an accident. The land that is now Oregon was not, of course, always inhabited by white people, but as a U.S. territory and then a state, Oregon sought to get and stay white.
>From Oregon, the Great American Eclipse will travel through Idaho and Wyoming. (It will catch a tiny unpopulated piece of Montana, too.) Percentage-wise, Idaho and Wyoming are even whiter than Oregon. And as in Oregon, but even more so, the few non-white residents of Idaho and Wyoming are not black—they are mostly Latino, American Indian, and Alaskan.
>After Wyoming, the eclipse will go through Nebraska, Kansas, and Missouri. This is America’s heartland, and also, literally, the land of compromise. When Missouri sought statehood in 1819, the United States consisted of 22 states, equally divided between those that permitted slavery and those that did not.
>The total eclipse will be visible from Lincoln, Nebraska, the state’s capital, which reports a black population of 3.8 percent. The city of Omaha has a greater black population, about 14 percent. It is home to many of the refugees from Africa and elsewhere that Nebraska has welcomed in recent years, many of whom now work in slaughterhouses and meatpacking plants. But Omaha is about 50 miles northeast of the path of totality
Is the eclipse /oureclipse/?
"Why The Solar Eclipse Must Be Bad For The Jews — Or So Says The Talmud"
>http://forward.com/culture/380569/why-the-solar-eclipse-must-be-bad-for-the-jews-or-so-says-the-talmud/
>>138488390
The eclipse is racist and it is Trumps fault.
>>138488362
no? a crescent moon with a star at the moon's points.
>>138488417
Yeah it might be it.
>>138488362
Err no, it is the moon in one of its phases
> FROM THE SAME CREATORS OF THE HOMEMADE CRYSTAL GROWING KIT
> How to look safely at an eclipse
People, influenced by the Jews, the illuminati under the guidance of the mole people and the Xeno scum are always trying to convince people to buy those very expensive eclipse glasses, whose profits go straight to their mind control and world domination endeavors.
BUT NO MORE!
Here is a homemade kit for your eclipse viewing
1) take an old set of binoculars
2) douse the lens in salt water to remove the infeterence
That's it. With this inexpensive kit you'll have the best view of the eclipse, you won't want to see anything else after that.
> disclaimer: The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
30 fries until the Official White House eclipse viewing party
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=The+White+House
>ball earthers think the eclipse proves the earth isn't flat
>>138488362
That's a crescent moon, the light of the sun is blocked by the Earth.
>>138488453
Two terms
Two genders
Two scoops
Two eclipses
I observed the great American Eclipse.
... Trump will pay for my eye treatments, right?
This is a sign
Dark days ahead for the drumpf administration and the morons who voted for him
>>138486988
It's two hours south of East STL you stupid nigger. It's closer to Carbondale.
>bannon out
>gorka out
>miller soon out
>no wall
>no immigration reform
>no tax reform
>no healthcare
>no infrastructure
>more wars
>approval in 30s
>no friends in congress
>impeachment looming
>>138488502
sorry, fucked up link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyzsEYV1tiw
>>138488274
Thanks, TugaBro
>he even lost support of the sun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3apkDKvR0RU
The eye saw you today
>>138488514
>>138488529
he would but there's none
>>138488458
>ugly loli
>138488561
Someone post that recent pic about Israel being 46% Jewish by 2035.
Just a reminder that the US owns the moon
>>138488453
Reparations when?
>KAC pirate and weirdo satanist Aussie both notably absent from eclipse happening
>>138488625
Top kek
>>138488390
>Why do Trump voters get an eclipse and we don't?! REEEE
>>138488543
>Stupid Drumpfies, the eclipse is a bad thing!
>>138488561
>President Pence
I'm totally okay with this.
:DDDDDD
A MOOOOON
Eclipse going on now, wheres your welding mask?
>>138488709
Trumpgen has the best fucking lore my sides are honestly in orbit right now
>>138488646
You shut your whore mouth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3L2ePWO-q0
>>138488727
>Jewish math
overhyped nonsense, just to sell those shades at $4 a pop. It was the Jews again, wasn't it guys..
>>138488727
>>138488807
t minus 12 to totality where i am
>When you're such a good goy an actual kike has to call you out
now you know where all those anti-kushner stories are coming from
>>138488755
All they ever do is wank about history
History shouldn't be such an opinion oriented thing
>>138488727
>taxes paid
this is a joke, right
>>138488837
gross
>>138488755
Only if we lose again, Joe
Is this the first time in 2&1/2 years that Trump isn't on the news?
>>138488807
>Not taking a candle and a piece of old glass and darkening both sides with the carbon build up and looking at the eclipse that way
>>138488727
I would love to see the data on that because according to Germany, even after 2 years, only 2% of their 2,000,000 refugees have jobs.
For the 2% to subsidize the 98% they'd have to be billionaires. I don't know how the Leftists tolerate that kind of income inequality tbqh senpai
>>138488453
Four scoops! Come on!
So students in America aren't allowed to wear MAGA hats or Trump t-shirts in Universities (and their cafeterias) anymore? The University actually takes the "triggered" students sides over such idiocy - stating that Univesrties are safe-spaces?
I'm almost certain I've seen students in your country wearing Obama and Bernie t-shirts//harts though.
http://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2017/08/20/blonde-women-in-trump-gear-trigger-students-at-howard-university/
>>138488709
Now that you mention it someone better find them to make sure they're not performing witchcraft.
>>138488836
Imagine the entire lore of this general complied.
>Trump will never run
>Trump will never breach 15%
>Trump will never win New Hampshire
>Trump will never release his financials
>Trump will never breach 25%
>Trump will never win SC
>Trump will never breach 35%
>Trump will never breach 50%
>Trump will never reach 1237
>Trump will never recover after Wisconsin
>Trump will never win unbound delegates
>Trump will never recover after Colorado
>Trump will never be the nominee
>Trump will never predict BREXIT
>Trump will never unify the majority of the GOP
>Trump will never beat Clinton in swing states
>Trump will never reach 270
>Trump will never bring back manufacturing jobs
>Trump will never be POTUS
>Trump will never block the Trans-Pacific Partnership
>Trump will never build the Dakota Access Pipeline
>Trump will never start the bidding process for the wall
>Trump will never take action against sanctuary cities
>Trump will never get his supreme court nominee confirmed
>Trump will never deport illegal aliens
>Trump will never deport DACA recipients
>Trump will never get Democrats to agree to use Obama budget to pay for the wall
>Trump will never win all 4 special elections
>Trump will never have the Muslim ban upheld by the SC
>Trump will never reform education
>Trump will never control the economy with Twitter
~~You are here~~
>Trump will never finish the wall
>Trump will never renegotiate our trade deals
>Trump will never survive the 4 years
>Trump will never win a second term
>Trump will never Repeal Birthright Citizenship
>Trump will never Reverse the 1965 Immigration Act
>Trump will never Repeal the NFA
>Trump will never MAGA
>Trump will never MEGA
>Trump will never be considered the greatest American president
>Trump will never colonize Mars
>Trump will never colonize the Milky Way
>Trump will never deport the xeno scum
>Trump will never build a space wall
>Trump will never get his full Cabinet
>Trump will never put to rest the Russian Hoax
>Trump's healthcare bill will never become law
>>138488755
This pretty much sums up Joe's lot in life. Either his price was met or he truly has a nasty skeleton in his closet.
>>138488807
Mostly cloudy with a 100% chance of fuck me in the ass I can't see the eclipse.
>>138488860
>$4 each
im seeing photos of people selling them alongside the road for $15-$20
>>138488727
>made up horseshit
Absolutely and utterly false, but MSM is MSM
>>138488727
Now depreciate the future "benefit" with interest rate ,inflation and shit.
>>138488860
Not only are they profiting off those glasses but they introduce all this NASA bullshit to try and explain eclipses to children with "science" in an effort to eliminate religion. Plus, you can't gain powers looking at an eclipse with those glasses.
>>138488928
What?
>>138489029
>look at eclipse through clouds
>go blind anyway
should've bought the goggles goy
>>138488837
>>138488921
I'm having Déjà vu
>>138488727
Yeah, right. For some reason Reality disagrees with that
Shepard is such a cunt
>>138488675
That's impossible considering the birth rate of their Jews (Haredi included) in comparison to the Palestinians. Besides, Gaza isn't part of Israel and the West Bank will not be part of Israel either - the settlements are the only parts that are and they're keeping it segregated. If you're to tackle Shlomo on an issue, make sure to state that the Haredi community is growing rapidly and they're unwilling to serve in the military and are unwilling to work in jobs - that's normally a good jab.
>>138488390
This can't be real
>Want to watch the Eclipse
>It rains
K...
>>138489179
Being a homo will do that.
>>138488498
> microwaving your retina
Can we deport that Nasa Spic? I'm sick and tired of her accent
>>138488390
I look forward to seeing as many of these (((journalists))) as possible led into a cage with the masturbating killbots.
>>138488727
why do they assume some savage is just going to assimilate instantly
these retards probably think they're in actual heaven
>>138489179
He is literally a homosexual.
>>138488390
You gotta be fucking kidding me.
American slavery was the biggest mistake in the history of humanity, or not repatriating them at least.
>>138488390
>the moon is literally racist
But we knew this already.
dank
>>138489263
Ugh so is every inconvenient fact about white supremacy just "not real" to you?
HOLY FUCK SHEP SMITH IS A FUCKING MADMAN TODAY
If I look at the eclipse through a magnifying glass will it be like shooting my eyes with a shotgun of light?
>>138489456
try it with a telescope instead
>>138489255
Are the Haredi the niggers of Israel?
>>138488498
See if you can get some other urban retard to try it !! Top Kek brother !
>>138488924
You will
>>138489344
They base their projections on the results they want. Derived from the models used by the CBO and (((climate scientists))).
>>138489001
>Trump will never block the Trans-Pacific Partnership
lol the fucking retards on this general are actually proud of this shit
good job guys, now you let China fuck you in the ass and build their own version of the TPP to control the Asia-Pacific
you are all stupid fucking niggers
>black host
>"I see some black thingies"
>"yeah over there on the leahf"
>"what are those?"
>other host
>"those are sunspots"
when did NASA become so retarded?
>>138488755
>Reporters
This makes my blood fucking boil.
>>138488727
>destroy your culture for money, goy
I was watching the Great American Eclipse through high powered binoculars and just like they said, it got darker and darker.
... When does the light come back? It's been half an hour now.
>>138488996
What if they're summoning demons through the black sun or some shit?
>>138489535
Does anybody know the particulars of the CBO grading system?
>>138488362
no that's the crescent moon retard
>>138489547
:DDDD
WATCH THE SOLAR ECLIPSE WITH STYX,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdGi9RTsIBA
bannon is a little snake faggot
>>138488274
EXPLAIN
>>138488458
I'm getting real tired of you pedoposters
>138489575
>letting the Chinese hurt
I can't even finish that greentext. Say it with me.
>A
>>138489524
>Leftists are so retarded they waste time, money and resources on protesting something that wasn't.
If there was a civil war, you could trick them into going down mineshafts and then blocking them in.
>>138489511
Pretty much. Religious welfare recipients. IIRC Israel is trying to incorporate them into the military and workforce without much success. Some have joined, but not many. They usually protest.
ATTENTION: need a new baker, won't be able to bake next.
Again: need new OP
>>138489602
Diversity!
>138489748
There's an eclipse going on and you're concerned about something that happened MONTHS ago?
They're not sending their best anymore, folks.
>>138488996
TrumpOP and his bot that everybody hated, Joe, the Bongs, Awoobaker, cross anon/Mississippi anon who hates gerogia, crusaderkun going Judas, NarutoOP, Chile, PA anons, Florida anons constantly talking shit, Portugal evapolack, Norway, Brazil, T&T, occultism, the aussies, /sg/ shit, Ironic hilldawg posting
There is so much
>>138489816
>getting deported so hard you're deported from life
>>138489634
They most likely are.
>138489748
Putin did the same thing.
>>138488390
The eclipse is about race
fuck white people and fuck Donald Trump
t.Democrats
>>138488583
God, just give any kind of sign if we should remove Trump from office. Block the sun or something.
>>138488970
I don't think the Trump hat girl was a student. Otherwise she has a lawsuit on her hands if she was escorted off her own campus.
>>138488836
we've got the best lore, folks
>>138489772
FUCKING
>>138489748
Your right when will Trump import qt idf girls for his supporters?
so who is going to get the superpowers
those that watch the eclipse or those that don't
Shep is such a fucking dumbass.
>>138489001
>Trump will never have two scoops
>>138488390
>someone actually wrote that article
>>138488836
>>138489970
How do I fit in? :D
>>138489970
Is ice in beer canon?
>>138489889
DON'T FORGET ABOUT OUR DESIGNATED SHITPOSTING POO-IN-LOO PAJEET TRUMPOP, SENPAI!!!
>>138490082
Shep can't even dab
>>138489974
LEAF !
>>138489748
>jews always larp as whatever their host country is
>this is why they are successful
>gentile larps as jew
>HE BETRAYED US ABORT ABORT
>>138489791
Sounds good for us. Maybe they'll chimpout and create an Israeli civil war.
>>138489889
This anime has too many characters. Also, I don't hate Georgia. I just like messing with them.
>>138489974
LEAF
(Reuters) - The University of Texas at Austin removed four statues tied to the Confederacy from its campus on Monday, saying they had become symbols of white supremacy at a time of protests and fierce debate about race and the legacy of America's Civil War.
The president of the University of Texas at Austin, Greg Fenves, said that the "horrific displays of hatred" on show in Virginia had shocked and saddened the nation.
"These events make it clear, now more than ever, that Confederate monuments have become symbols of modern white supremacy and neo-Nazism," Fenves said on Sunday in a statement.
>>138489903
*your
Don't forget, fellas, tonight The President kicks off the First Great American Crusade!
>>138489889
TrumpOP didn't have a bot. That was someone else. Also only the Aussie and the pirate are self proclaimed occultists. I don't recall anyone else into that shit. Most people are either Christian or atheist here. Ebin bagans are a meme.
>>138489904
Apparently both haven't posted since yesterday. Fug.
>>138490117
based Finnish poster! :DDDDD
I've probably forgot tons others lol
>>138489889
Gonna be a solid comic/annie may
>>138488274
praise kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mcf9CLMQuRQ
>>138490117
Are you Pirkminaa?
THE EAST COAST IS BEING ATTACKED BY PAC-MAN.
>>138488458
God I wonna fug that loli
>>138489575
China doesn't control anything except Canada (China West)
>>138490401
I admit to nothing
>>138490300
Hope they got their ritual candles or whatever they have.
>>138490279
>A schizophrenic running over a white rioter means Republicans are nazis
The media spinning this is an IQ test.
IS TRUMP DOING ANYTHING TODAY???
>>138488727
>http://dailycaller.com/2016/06/01/sweden-took-162k-refugees-last-year-494-got-jobs/
162,000 new mouths and 494 jobs. WHOA Look out economy
>>138488390
To make reparation I plan to shine a flashlight in the face of the next African-American I encounter.
>>138490594
An address to the nation in 7 burgers
>>138490515
They probably need virgin blood so I imagine they met up
>>138489010
The intern thing isn't just a meme anon
IN MY EYES
>>138490594
outlawing the taliban at 9 PM
>>138489889
>>138490300
All the news anons are Juden too. Really makes you think hmm....
>stream I'm watching is showing it covering the sun in SC
Not even in that state and its getting dark here.
I miss him
>>138490594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyzsEYV1tiw
Baptism of the Black Sun
>>138489113
Moving the embassy to Jerusalem is a potentially inflammatory move
>>138490609
I bet they were all neurosurgeons and rocket scientists
>>138490594
Eclipse viewing in 10 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyzsEYV1tiw
Anyone else feel that?
>>138488390
BASED MOONMAN WATCHING OVER WHITES.
>>138490761
OH FUCK
>>138490279
>Texas
>cucked
Bud why D:
I guess Tower needs a sequel..
>>138490515
>tfw no black sun succubus qt gf
>>138490656
>"I have just signed legislation banning the Taliban forever. We begin bombing in 5 minutes."
This isn't an eclipse. Fucking Drumpf!
>>138490649
>Dies before he can witness a blackhole sun
>>138490594
Declaring himself the Sun King
>>138490649
the AWOO is nigh!
Eclipse check!
>>138490866
Use glasses nigga
>138490704
The fuck you talking about? He's in the white house!
>>138490836
>We begin bombing in 5 minutes.
More like
>We nuked the joint 5 minutes ago
>>138490625
thats a plastic planter taped onto the end of a large telescope with a piece of window tint glued to some plexiglass.
god damn how ghetto fabulous astrophysics.
also
>ivanka a cute.
>>138490866
THEY BLEW IT UP
DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL
>>138490279
Uh oh
DEFEND THIS
>>138489547
HA HA [spoiler]benis[/spoiler]
>>138490625
Nice maybe she'll get shoahd
>>138489826
Sup with Sierra Leone?
>>138491012
>>138490704
That was before the Taliban started to rise again during Obama's presidency.
>>138490959
Trump is Ozymandias?
And they wanted us to switch to solar power, the transgender equivalent of power
Thank Jesus the alpha males are back and got us manly coal and natural gas
Drill baby drill USA USA
Second warning: thread need new OP.
>>138490279
>>138491006
Looks like the police defended it just fine.
>>138490761
>>138490806
I feel an all consuming blood rage overcoming me
>>138488709
>>138488709
>>138489970
>>138490117
>>138488996
>>138489889
Shirt fapper here, don't forget me.
>>138490915
OH FUG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plgg9sSLRvQ
>>138490715
I know but never thought Kushner would be against it.
>>138490761
Maybe. I'm feeling something.
>>138490835
I'm okay with that.
I don't have glasses how are you guys watching?
>>138491176
EFT
This whole eclipse is a huge fucking waste of time unless the sky is clear as fuck, and you're in the path of totality
I have ABC coverage on, but only to see if they show Trump and politicize it somehow...which, of course, won't be a surprise
PA sucks.
>>138490761
Yup, gotta take a shit.
>>138491216
That's a big sword
>>138491006
>>138491188
BOMD HAS BEEN DEFUSED
COUNTER TERRORISTS WIN
>>138490866
IMPEACH
>>138490704
>people maintain the same opinions once obtaining new information
>>138491312
for xenos
>>138491228
ayy lmao
>>138490082
He is the most smarmy condescending unbearable faggot.
>>138491333
fucken hax
>>138491236
PBS stream, or RSBN stream - live chat section is equally cancerous on both
SHEP LMAO
>>138491228
Why did you have to remind me of that
>>138490297
I mean, all he's going to do tonight is pardon that sheriff to get a few more points with his base after firing Bannon. He might increase troop presence and Iraq but that's not going to play to his base as he ran on an anti-war platform. Some may like it due to the Target, but they're definitely be some division over the very nature of the action. Similar to when he bombs those Syrian depots.
>>138490924
I got a warning, but fuckem, I'm evading !
Awoo !
>>138491312
UUUU
>>138489816
>people would rather commit suicide than go to Mexico
Really makes me think
I can get the next, thanks for baking.
>>138491449
Cause it's still a good idea.
>>138491451
>>137666666
Remember the sixes, folks.
>best place for the eclipse
>get blocked by fucking clouds
CLOUDED
>>138490761
yes
>>138491006
>Bomb split pushes to B while Everyone else goes to A
>Bomb still gets defused
Counter- terrorists wins
>>138491451
>he ran on an anti-war platform.
>We're gonna bomb the hell out of ISIS and take the oil, we've gotta go after their families
Yep, definitely a pacifist
>mfw my city will see 84% coverage
>All the clouds fucked off 20 minuets ago
Ayy
>Supposed to have a 60-70% eclipse here
>Fucking nothing
Lame
>>138488561
>gorka out
implying
Fuck Trump.
That fucking asshole shut down piblic access to park lands in my town that are the only place to see the eclipse.
Trump is ruining my fucking life.
>>138491526
Holy shit. I need to buy ammo.
>>138491526
I'm still waiting. Maybe if I can get some dub(s) it might start by 1:30.
>>138488836
Stop obscuring the sun
WHAT IN THE FUCK
FIRST TOTAL ECLIPSE IN 90 YEARS DURING TRUMP'S FIRST YEAR AS PRESIDENT
NEXT TOTAL ECLIPSE IS IN 2024 WHEN HE LEAVES OFFICE
uh guys its dark outside but its day and the temp is dropping fast whats happening
>>138491564
>tfw played thousands of hours of CS in high school
>only played dust2 and scoutzknivez
>>138491618
Saved before it disappears like last time !
>>138491595
That's not war, that's International policing. You can't go to war with a group like that, you can only go to war with another Nation. A terrorist group would be considered an international policing operation.
WAIT THE FUCK UP
THE HORNS
THE BIBLE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT THIS
FUCK
>>138491777
That would be Yellostone
>>138489547
>you will never kiss Charlotte at her dad's eclipse party
>>138491777
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
>>138491777
The sun blew up, its all over anon
I hope the spot with the total eclipse has a massive thunderstorm that lasts the entire thing
Teach them to be 26 miles away from me
>>138491777
your digits say the rapture
>>138491228
I still have that thread, you still have that shirt?
Carbondale, Illinois is the city that has the longest duration of totality- around 2 min 40 sec
About three minutes away
When is Trump supposed to watch?
>>138489889
>Florida anons constantly talking shit
checking the fuck in
>>138491849
the horns?
I think you mean the Trumpence.
>>138491818
I have been warned a bunch of times but they never have the balls to ban.
>>138491006
Trump's rhetoric caused this
>>138491964
Sure do.
it's getting colder
>>138491849
I see these beings of light flying around outside
Is this normal during an eclipse?
>>138492040
Post pic with timestamp
>>138488390
So I need to move to Lincoln. Got it.
i think i have a superpower now
>>138489179
Any man that'll suck a cock over a sweet pussy, is most definitely a cunt !
>>138491006
liberals will unirocially defend this because "he was only opposing hate"
>>138491964
wait, is eating the evidence not normal?
>>138492083
N-no...
>>138491288
You just aren't looking hard enough.
>>138489816
I don't fucking understand, Mexico isn't THAT bad, they act like it's Hell on Earth holy fuck Spain should have gotten rid of these people
>>138491772
It's a sign. For better or worse we won't know until 2024. Also does anyone have the map of their paths. Does anyone else think it looks like the Csa flag?
GUYS the sun is going away. Will it come back? Is this how it ends? Is this happening because I touch myself at night?
>>138489889
Wow I made the list.
post yfw Trump uses the eclipse to unlock his eye powers
>>138492223
Fake and gay.
>>138492265
He was crowned with a total eclipse and will go out with a total eclipse
UN FUCKING BELIEVABLE
>>138492295
It will come back if you kill your enemies and eat their hearts stuffed with all their delicious courage.
>>138491660
I'm getting 84% and my local news said it won't be full on until 2:54 and it'll end at around 4
>>138489010 he killed someone
>>138489889
traps
malta
obamaleaf
malay mike
>Carbondale's totality ruined by clouds
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR VOTING FOR THE CUNT, ILLINOIS
>>138491777
Checked and F.
Accidentally glanced at the eclipse without eye protection lads.
I'm gonna die, right lads?
It's over guys
>>138491862
>You'll never cummie in sharlies tummies
>>138492506
You don't need eyes to see where we're going!
>>138492506
You sick fuck.
>>138491862
>Female Astronaut
No such thing
>>138488727
https://twitter.com/businessinsider/status/899656100164890624
Link in case someone wants to upvote ny replies
>>138491964
i used a shirt for a while
the smell makes it not worth it. also if i die i dont want anyone finding my girlfriend
Why did trump viewing party end?
>>138492423
Is Trump literally the most important person in history?
>>138492599
It was an accident.
>>138492531
Shameless.
>>138492262
Its fucking terrible outside of tourist spots
>>138490625
She is the definition of fuckable
>>138492506
YOU DID NOT BUY YOUR SPECIAL SOLAR GLASSES?
>>138491772
paths intersect over the eastern shore of Cedar lake, near Makanda IL
>>138492645
No, that was Hitler desu
And he lost, unfortunately
>>138492531
This fucking country
>>138492506
as long as you only looked at it before it diamond ringed you should be fine.
>>138492672
Quick glance no you're good, do it three or four times though and you will be in deep shit
I almost did trying to fisn the sun but some faggot could came in front of it
>>138492531
Imagine being raised in an environment where being a fucking lard ass is normal.
Disgusting.
Baking
Worry not
>>138492531
I didn't understand like 90% of that. What are those words?
>>138489889
Minion Poster and Finnshill
Were the most persistent enemies
>>138492732
But it's so bad that a third time deportee decides to deport his life from Earth?
>>138492506
YOU FOOL. YOU'VE MELTED YOUR EYES, AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IT. OH LORD, THE PITY.
>>138488274
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>>138492645
One of them for sure
So is everywhere but blacked out states burned to a crisp now? god I hope so.
>>138492839
Did the WH stream go down or disappear? Can't find it now ... it stopped being Live for me and now I can't find it on the WH jewtube.
>>138492951
I saw it went down.
get ready to be sheetcaked, drumpflets
>>138492621
You welcome m80
>>138487666
>>138488468
...Yes it is. Here is a more easy to see version.
It's based upon Constantinople's flag from before the conquest.
>>138492887
Good job.
Fox 10 Benis is on the White House event
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jpy5HKojYAE
>>138490435
B-big if true.
>>138492506
A quick glance won't do much. I caught a glimpse in the reflection of my phone and it was awesome. There was just enough cloud cover to block out the rays. You could see the outline of the sun and moon perfectly.
Also when I was younger I used to stare straight at the sun for seconds at a time when there was a cloudy haze. I can see just fine now.
Just don't make a habit of it.
>>138488362
??o??
>>138488529
No treatment for being stupid
>>138488274 (OP)
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>>138493053
Ragnarok!
>>138488543
You don't watch enough tv
FRESH BREAD
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>>138490649
INDISPOSED
>>138493142
Thank you kind sir!
>>138492130
This gif is exactly what (((they))) want you to post.
The Nazis never gassed the Jews. You're just playing into their victim narrative.
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>>138491454
THANK YOU COSMIC AWOO!!
>>138492506
>I'm gonna die, right lads?
I mean, you were gonna die whether or not you did that.
>>138488390
Reminder that this author had no problem attaching her name to this shit, but the media wants us to believe nobody uses their real name when providing info that could take down the President.
>>138489575
>Leaf
>>138489108
Seriously, everyone knows the Earth is flat and hollow. Fucking NASA is just a criminal monopoly and shut out and silence the real Flat Earth scientists, who work non stop all around the globe trying to spread the truth.
I hate my dog. Always wakes me up every morning. Never lets me sleep in. Stupid annoying dog.