PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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APPEARANCES
>Weekly Update #4 (Lara) 8/18/17
https://youtu.be/Yk_nDnQZ_KM
>This week @State 8/18/17
https://youtu.be/bueZmZq717w
>SoS T-Rex Remarks To Student Programs and Fellowships 8/18/17
https://youtu.be/ZdE64W5C9gc
>State Dept Press Brief (Heather) 8/18/17
https://youtu.be/pVRNFVUfIdo
>WH Video - VP in Chile 8/18/17
https://youtu.be/ByfJJ85zIzo
>VP Pence @Cocoli Locks Panama City, Panama 8/17/17
https://youtu.be/rsJwRDtZAqY
>Ramzpaul - The Alt Right - What Went Wrong?
https://youtu.be/n8VYmY89_KU
>SoS T-Rex/DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis @US-JAP Security Consultative Committee 8/17/17
https://youtu.be/0wZ8uSL_lrM
>WH Video - Meet the Cabinet #4 SBA Admin McMahon 8/17/17
https://youtu.be/qSzDkgOF5xg
>WH Video - VP in Argentina 8/17/17
https://youtu.be/z59gQ-3T6tE
>US Trade Rep Lighthizer opening stmt @NAFTA renegotiation 8/16/17
https://youtu.be/55lEe9vNBgU
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
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PREV APPEARANCES
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FUN STUFF
Trump Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
>MatrixTrump
https://youtu.be/hcbleAlHN1s
>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
https://youtu.be/Wd6TPIxWQwA
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
https://youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
https://youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
https://youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA
INSPIRATION
>NEVER GIVE UP
https://youtu.be/OSJDhZvLtak
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>Hold Back The Night
https://youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
https://youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
https://youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
https://youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
https://youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
OP pastebin: http://pastebin.com/nygxu29R
prev >>138466275
MAGA
I love DWS
WE HAVE THE BEST BOTES
>>138470298
Reminder that midterms and the primaries that proceed them is how the Senate will bend the knee.
Also to people saying this is impossible to win:
>Virginia gubernatorial election, 2013
>Terry McAuliffe: (D) 1,069,789, 47.8%
>Ken Cuccinelli (R) 1,013,354 , 45.2%
>Robert Sarvis (lolbertarian vote splitter) 146,084 6.5%
It's closer than you think.
Deadline to update your address or register to vote: October 16, 2017
Virginians, we have a general election on November 7th; Mark that day down and remember to remind your family to vote
Here is what the Democrats want for our old Dominion:
>Northam supports the Affordable Care Act, also known as Obamacare.[28] He also supports a federal Medicaid expansion in Virginia.[29][30]
>Northam is pro-choice. He opposes banning late-term abortions after 20 weeks.[30] He believes the Democratic Party should not endorse candidates who are pro-life.[30] Northam's 2017 gubernatorial bid has been endorsed by NARAL.[31]
>Northam has pledged to "stand up against" Immigration and Customs Enforcement.[30]
>Northam has remained neutral on the building of the Atlantic Coast Pipeline.[32] He has also avoided taking a firm stance on other pipelines such as the Mountain Valley Pipeline.[33]
>Northam voted against a constitutional amendment to make Virginia a right to work state.[34]
>Northam criticized the repeal of the car tax under former Governor Jim Gilmore, saying Virginia still hasn't "recovered" from its repeal.[29]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ralph_Northam#Political_positions
I say we use this election to tell them to fuck off
http://www.elections.virginia.gov/
^ Use this to make sure you are registered and ready to vote
Trump's Afghan s will be like this:
>McMaster didn't get what he fully wanted
>Mattis gets what he needs to turn things around and win
>There will be a slight troop increase, but total troop levels will still be historically low compared to most years
>PMCs like Blackwater will play a much bigger role
>both US troops and private security firms will double Afghan training and support with the later taking more of combat roll than the former
>Blackwater and other groups will take more of the long-term presence in Afghanistan than US regular military which will be reduced down once it's won
>it's a "poland bakes way too early" episode
AWOOOOOO
>>138470298
POST RARE KUSHNERS
>>138470855
How can 3d even compete?
>>138470837
Lies. If you really loved DWS, you would have stolen back her laptop from the evil Capitol Police.
>>138470870
Makes sense. Hope that's how things turn out
just a couple hours before the black sun shines
all you kouhais ready?
>>138470298
>be /ptg/
>elect populist
>turns out to be neo-con
>braise gek
>>138470870
need MOABs
When do we make our move?
>>138470959
Me, too. Trump won't forget his promise but wants to win wars like he's said, too. For me, something like this makes the most sense; it's balances the two and satisfies the neocons like McMaster at the same time
>>138470837
She had an alright rack. That's the best I can do for her.
Anime was a mistake
>>138470943
Will Brits ever learn?
>>138471030
>[WHOA-HOOOOOAAAAAAAA] intensifies
>>138470298
Asian women > white women
>>138470943
>Be british
>Become an irrelevant 3rd world muslim country
>>138471109
5 months later theres nothing new on londonstan?
>>138471096
wtf is wrong with her navel?
>>138471109
NO
>>138471143
>Literally unaware that Asian celebrities get facial surgery to look more white.
>Trump will never run
>Trump will never breach 15%
>Trump will never win New Hampshire
>Trump will never release his financials
>Trump will never breach 25%
>Trump will never win SC
>Trump will never breach 35%
>Trump will never breach 50%
>Trump will never reach 1237
>Trump will never recover after Wisconsin
>Trump will never win unbound delegates
>Trump will never recover after Colorado
>Trump will never be the nominee
>Trump will never predict BREXIT
>Trump will never unify the majority of the GOP
>Trump will never beat Clinton in swing states
>Trump will never reach 270
>Trump will never bring back manufacturing jobs
>Trump will never be POTUS
>Trump will never block the Trans-Pacific Partnership
>Trump will never build the Dakota Access Pipeline
>Trump will never start the bidding process for the wall
>Trump will never take action against sanctuary cities
>Trump will never get his supreme court nominee confirmed
>Trump will never deport illegal aliens
>Trump will never deport DACA recipients
>Trump will never get Democrats to agree to use Obama budget to pay for the wall
>Trump will never win all 4 special elections
>Trump will never have the Muslim ban upheld by the SC
>Trump will never reform education
>Trump will never control the economy with Twitter
~~You are here~~
>Trump will never finish the wall
>Trump will never renegotiate our trade deals
>Trump will never survive the 4 years
>Trump will never win a second term
>Trump will never Repeal Birthright Citizenship
>Trump will never Reverse the 1965 Immigration Act
>Trump will never Repeal the NFA
>Trump will never MAGA
>Trump will never MEGA
>Trump will never be considered the greatest American president
>Trump will never colonize Mars
>Trump will never colonize the Milky Way
>Trump will never deport the xeno scum
>Trump will never build a space wall
>Trump will never get his full Cabinet
>Trump will never put to rest the Russian Hoax
>Trump's healthcare bill will never become law
>>138470298
You guys need some self-esteem.
You can't expect a neo-con to help you.
>When your king gets beheaded by a Jeiwsh puppet, you create the first private central bank, get China addicted to oppium, enslave and kill millions for tea, opress your colony, start a war with your former colony because you're a good banker slave, betray Christ by siding with the Ottomans over the Russians, start two world wars because you're scared of Germany, prop up the Saudis, create Israel, become a police state where a 13 year old girl killed herself because your police is terrible and won't go after Muslims but it's okay because rule Britannia and God save the Queen.
>t. Every British person ever
>>138471214
Reptilians don't have umbilical cords, so it's artificial.
>>138471281
>being this invested in neo-conservatism
>>138471281
add
>Trump will never expose the Jewish corruption of CNN with a shitty gif
or something like that
>>138471281
>Kid Rock will never poll ahead his adversary
> Kid Rock will never actually run
> Kid Rock will never be endorsed by GOP Super PACs
~~~you are here~~~
> Kid Rock will never hold a rally
> Kid Rock will never outraise his adversary
> Kid Rock will never be invited to the Michigan GOP debate
> Kid Rock will never beat his primary contenders in the debate
> Kid Rock will never poll ahead his primary contenders after the debate
> Kid Rock will never win the GOP primaries
> Kid Rock will break the 30% ceiling at the polls
> Kid Rock will never break the 35% ceiling at the polls
> Kid Rock will never be invited to the debate
> Kod Rock will never beat Stabenow at the debate
> Kid Rock will never poll higher than Stabenow
> Kid Rock will never be elected Senator
> Kid Rock will never perform at his own election celebration
> Kid Rock will never actually be confirmed as a senator
> Kid Rock will never vote legislation
> Kid Rock will never speak at the senate
> Kid Rock will never propose legislation
> Kid Rock will never cast the deciding vote at an important legislation
> Kid Rock will never accidentally infect the computers at the senate floor with malware
> Kid Rock will never beat the charges at the ethic commitee brought over him due to his porn browsing habits
> Kid Rock will never inadvertently expose the porn watching habits of half the Senate, prompting many resignations on both GOP (including Graham) and the DNC
> Kid Rock will never survive the first scandal
> Kid Rock will never run for reelection
> Kid Rock will never never poll ahead his adversary ...
How would one call the opposite f sanctuary cities? Either way, illegal aliens BTFO, ICE is basically deputizing local sheriffs
https://nytimes.com/2017/08/21/us/sheriffs-immigration-jails.html
>>138471281
>>138471438
Archived that
https://archive.is/JNApQ
>>138471319
Why are we shit talking Britain right now? Did something happen I'm not aware of or is this some divide and conquer shill tactic?
>>138471143
>only good looking asians are the ones who are half white
Seems legit , all the pure gooks look like subhuman mongol shit.
>>138471280
Yes, all 2billion of them
>>138471407
Well, are you gonna jump or what?"
Jeb Bush spins around, surprised to hear someone else's voice on what he thought was a secluded rooftop. Jeb feels a pang of anxiety wash over him as he realizes it is Donald Trump standing on the roof watching him.
"I've been watching for ten minutes now, waiting for you to jump. I thought you were a 'tough guy', Jeb. Apparently not."
Jeb steps down from the ledge, smirking. "You know what Donald? You're a jerk. And I know you want nothing more then to watch me jump. So you know what, Donald? I'm not going to jump. I bet you feel stupid now, coming all the way out here."
"It's garlic," Trump states flatly.
"W-what?" Jeb is visibly confused.
"You're 'secret' guac recipe. It's avocados, cilantro, jalapeno, onions... and 'not too much' garlic."
"Bu- Th- M-mu-" Jeb Bush begins to stutter. His face turns red and becomes sweaty. His one secret in life, the one thing he had above everyone else was his secret guac recipe- and now Donald Trump knows it. "M-my secret recipe! H-how did you-"
"You're wife told me," Trump responds before Jeb can finish his sentence, "while she was cleaning my mansion."
With that, Jeb Bush stepped back up onto the ledge and leaped. Little did he know, Trump had placed a massive bowl of guacamole in the street. The enormous vat of guacamole was enough to cushion Jeb's fall and keep him from committing suicide. As he falls, Jeb realizes that it is all pointless. Not only does Trump have his secret guac recipe, he also has control of Jeb's life. Jeb lands face-first in the bowl of guac, and even while submerged in the bowl of guac he can hear onlookers laughing. He also hears the ringtone of his cell phone go off. Pulling the phone out o his pocket, he answers it and places the phone to his ear. He hears Donald Trump's voice through the speaker:
"Your guac tastes like shit by the way."
>>138471143
"Diversity" = White Genocide
>>138471484
Trump abandoned his base and went turbocuck.
Awoo posters have no self-esteem and can't see this.
>>138471489
>like subhuman mongol shit
nope
I think the donald might be better than /ptg/ now.
why does /ptg/ attract the most retarded faggot shills in all the land?
its supposed to be trumo news aggregator and animey meme repository.
not this fucking shit that like 3-4 total fucking lunatics keep pushing for 16 hours a day in their miserable lives.
>>138471481
Poortugal on suicide watch
>>138471484
because britpol is shitposting again, he wants to be put in his place like the 1400 children that were raped and groomed, under the watchful eyes of the police
>>138471566
>plastic
@138471395
you're right, trying to overthrow the government to help muslim terrorists and antifa IS treason
Eclipse starts in 1 hour.
1 hour.
>>138471481
Based bot!
>>138471484
>Why are we shit talking Britain right now?
Abdul, the brit flag poster is awake.
>>138471633
>German posting how much he wants to race mix
Captcha: Langley
>>138471560
i posted all those last year
>>138471281
Ah yeah..That takes me back!
Not even tired of winning
>>138471589
Yeah this place is full of shills we need to go back to t_d
>>138471484
Do we need a reason?
>>138471667
if you say so.
enjoy your white """women"""
>>138471589
Because general threads are for shilling pol into subgroups and pitting the subgroups against each other, duh... holy shit ppl
>>138471503
You're not going to insult your way to the presidency, Donald.
>>138471685
A lot of gets and we got news of partial privatization so maybe more Chaos will happen. Meme magic better not let us down.
>>138471503
>garlic
i fucking love garlic
i eat 4 bulbs of garlic a day
>>138471793
Trump will announce that we are withdrawing from Afghanistan tonight.
>>138471766
try that shit in the donald fagt.
>>138471786
Despite her being a disgusting libcucks she's still hotter than 99.99% of zipperheads
>>138471566
>>138471793
Well lets see Jeb! I'm at 46 and you are at 3.
Which one of you was this?
>>138471281
Start the fucking wall then. He's clearly buying time for jewish pozzing.
>>138471858
More troops = withdrawal?
>>138471873
and she'd rather fuck an analphabetic subsaharan nigger than you
>>138471887
Where is it?
>>138471826
You shall be spared the rake, fellow garlic-pill.
>>138471937
They are voluntarily vacationing there
>>138471281
You need
>Trump will never create ancapistan
>>138470949
They can't!
>>138471503
hahahahahaha that is classic.
>>138471884
Dun't matter.
>>138471484
Britain is cucked but not nearly as cucked as amerishartistan
>>138472090
>>138471030
I heard the ground commander is going to have more freedom to call the shots so yes, there will be more boom boom.
>>138471826
I'm still totally confused about this dragon girl's story but she's pretty cute desu
>>138470837
>>138471096
post her phat booty
>>138471968
>analpabetic
>i can clearly read and write
Kek , raice traitors are so retarded. Also i'd rather be a nigger than a numale who jerks off to chink subhumans .
>>138471796
That ap tweet was fake
>>138472172
These numbers will make it happen
>>138471971
You tell me, CIA nigger.
>>138472200
>00
>>138472270
>>138472224
Looks like you can't read considering I didn't call you analphabetic, but said she'd rather fuck some analphabetic nigger instead of you.
>>138472090
That image is wrong. Islamophobia is GREAT and I don't have insurance for example.
>>138472174
>Germanistan
>having an opinion on anything
Just thinkijng aout that time Trump beat Hillary and all the fuckheads in media had all their credibility on Clinton....Ohhh man ..How we laughed
>>138471887
W2c?
>>138472174
Brown women are the best.
is Trump making a special statement tonight on Afghanistan?
>>138472240
Prove it.
>>138472174
>>138472090
This hurt to read. Clearly, the poster of that is showing levels of butthurt previously unknown to man kind. I bet under the meme flag, there is a 3rd world muslim country
>>138472446
Moar
>>138472007
Cheap rooms going a Trump International Kandahar
>>138472383
And those chink pornstars that you post would rather get penetrated by 20 tiny gook cocks than hold your hand for a second.
>>138472414
>(((Rebel Media)))
>>138472446
>>138472487
Brown are the ugly results of breeding between races.
>>138472446
>Woman
>>138472447
the statement will be that DNC members are being indicted, including HRC
>>138472383
>>138472483
Drop the proxy , amerishart. We all know you aren't polish
>>138471873
She also had more noggerdick in her
>>138472553
Blame Spain.
>>138472446
"Women"
>>138472615
>>138472639
Hnnng that aussie pixie
>>138472638
Portugal started it.
>>138472460
Exhibit A: it was a Republican flag. Probably britanon with his fake tweets.
Exhibit B: go look at their fucking Twitter. I can't link to something that doesn't exist.
>>138472487
>>138472634
Hate and bigotry is not allowed in /ptg/
You heard the president.
>>138472511
my queen
>NKorea threatens “merciless strike” for US-South Korean drill: North Korea warned of a “second Korean War” if the US. and the South went ahead with their annual military exercises, which began Monday and scheduled to run until Aug. 31
http://debka.com/newsupdatepopup/21305/NKorea-threatens-%E2%80%9Cmerciless-strike%E2%80%9D-for-US-South-Korean-drill
>N. Korea threat makes work on game-changing missile defense technology a priority
http://thehill.com/blogs/congress-blog/homeland-security/347303-n-korea-threat-makes-work-on-game-changing-missile
>Chinese Ambassador: THAAD (U.S. antimissile system) Biggest Obstacle Facing Seoul-Beijing Ties
http://world.kbs.co.kr/english/news/news_Po_detail.htm?lang=e&id=Po&No=129540¤t_page=
>Ukraine Says Its Rocket Engines Not Behind North Korea’s Missile Success
http://dailysignal.com/2017/08/21/ukraine-says-rocket-engines-not-behind-north-koreas-missile-success/
>20/08 FULL REPORT: US-led Coalition forces conducted 35 strikes consisting of 144 engagements against ISIS in Syria & Iraq
http://www.inherentresolve.mil/Portals/14/Documents/Strike%20Releases/2017/08August/20170821%20Strike%20Release.pdf?ver=2017-08-21-055246-333
>Syria: Deir Ezzor offensive by US-led militants supported by Turkey-led rebels
http://archive.is/YJ3Wx
>Trump to present vision for U.S. strategy in Afghanistan war
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-afghanistan-idUSKCN1B109Q?il=0
>U.S. to Afghans: We're with you
http://www.arkansasonline.com/news/2017/aug/21/u-s-to-afghans-we-re-with-you-20170821/
>Iran's Missile Program to Continue, Says Minister
http://plenglish.com/index.php?o=rn&id=17115&SEO=irans-missile-program-to-continue-says-minister
Hilldawg time?
>>138472740
>>138472740
Kys
>>138472615
Hey, Austria, check this out http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/08/11/christian-refugee-warns-austria-afghanistan-20-years/amp/
Your days are numbered.
>>138472706
Brazil isn't near me so it doesn't matter.
>>138472446
>huehue females
nothing comes close to Polish women
>>138472511
based loomer desu
>>138472756
Wow
So the president is choosing to tweet threats against CNN from his digital bully pulpit
He should be tweeting about real issues facing America like climate change and transphobia.
Seems like all we ever get is the bully.
Melania. Needs. To. Control. Her. Husband.
>>138472729
He's very professional about it... But WHY?
>>138471887
it was me anon sry
>>138472729
>tfw iphoneposting
Just end it
>>138472615
Funny how the polish larper always stops responding when i call out his real nationality. Pic related is you and every other amerishart itt
This brit. Mu dick
>>138472945
Does she have nudes?
What did he mean by this
>>138473013
There has not been a greater enemy to America in my lifetime than Donald Trrump (and his active/complicit party > Country GOP supporters).
Not bin Laden, not Saddam, not North Korea, etc.
bin Laden influenced our way of life.
But none of the above had the ability to weaken our standing in the world and destroy our democracy as Trump is.
Before Trump, America was the world’s only superpower for the foreseeable future. In a matter of months he’s reduced our standing significantly, to the point that many around the world now view Merkel as the Leader of the Free World.
Allies no longer trust America. They don’t believe they can rely on us. That’s never been the case, intul now.
Trump must be stopped. It’s a matter of national security. Hell, it’s a matter of the preservation of our sovereign nation.
>>138473127
>>138473035
god damnit wipe the fucking crums off your mouth you dirty loser
>>138473143
Based jew
>>138471887
I don't get how people are accepting of communism/commies in any fashion. Bait a commie to violate your NAP when?
>>138471438
Can you bake? I'm out
>>138473143
>>138470893
Awoo !
>>138473229
Decades of commie propaganda. Joe McCarthy didn't catch all of them.
>>138472200
Fugg yeah
>>138473200
ive been looking for this one for a long time
ty
>>138473193
Fuck shes hot!! I love her cute nose.
>>138473149
*posts on /Pol/*
SO HOL UP HOL UP
*is a loser*
SO U BE SAYIN
*drops out of high school*
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
*is unemployed*
AYYYOOOO SO U BE SAYIN
*is a loser*
U BE SAYIN
*posts on 4Chan*
HOL UP HOL UP
*does nothing but posts on /Pol/*
SO U BE SAYIN
*[ENTER TEXT]*
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
*posts on /Pol/*
WE WUZ
*does nothing all day*
CNN
*posts on /Pol/*
>>138473318
>>138472945
Meme Dog Mattis of the Gang of 3. Man needs to go
>>138473397
>>138473397
Shieeeeeet
>>138471887
Where can I get these? I want to plaster them all over the city.
>>138473389
There's nothing wrong with social justice. White people obtained their status of privilege in this country unfairly and inhumanely. They have used tactics of violence, intimidation, and systematic oppression to keep minorities held back and shackled by the ankles (literally and symbolically). White people did this in every place they've held power. The Crusades in Europe killed off the native inhabitants, Jews in Palestine oppressing colored Arab Muslims and stealing their land, the entire Americas by Spanish/English conquistadors and slaughter of Indigenous Peoples, the use of slave labor, apartheid, and genocide in Africa, the bringing of disease and greed to peaceful indigenous cultures living in harmony, the bombing and economic takeover of East Asia, I could go on. Maybe whites deserve to die off. White supremacy is a BAD thing. Fuck America too, so many intolerant bigots that people are voting for the literal second coming of Hitler. I'd give anything to live in Germany or Scandinavia to get away from this disgusting country of white cis who will do anything to maintain their stranglehold on oppressed, defeated people they continue to treat like shit on their shoes, when in reality most of these immigrants/displaced peoples probably have a better grasp of English than their sub-60 IQ Wal-Mart shopping redneck ass does. No wonder women don't want to have sex with you, you clearly have no concept of empathy or historical knowledge.
I love America.
>>138473282
He mostly went for politicians yeah? They've been allowed to ferment in colleges for a long time.
>Listen here kids, lemme tell you why the government should run every aspect of your life.
>>138473318
happy to have helped
>EH-WOOO, eh
I when I opened the first seal, a voice came out and said "come and see", and in there I saw a man that sat upon an orange horse, and I in his left hand lied a cellphone with the Twitter app going and a fine black pen in the right other.
>deletes all social media
>posts a soundless video of some tentacle thingy
w-what did she mean by this?
is taytay all right?
>>138473149
GW Bush & Obama and The CIA weakened American Standing when they failed in their quest to fix the Middle East with Lies and Deceit then it turns out they created ISIS. Only Liberal Zombies and Soros Clones would say Trump is to blame for that shit.
>>138473540
Cringe.
>>138473540
This crash and burn is going to be EPIC.
Trump hasn't accomplished anything in his term, and once Don Jr., Flynn and Jared go to jail he's going to cry like a bitch.
Imagine being fucking stupid enough to vote for Donald Trump for President, and thinking he's not a ridiculous cartoon con-man that will fail in the end.
Seriously, how fucking stupid do you have to be? Trump is so fucked. LOVE IT.
>>138473674
>>138473555
We didn't need another FDR so I don't blame him.
>>138473669
Kurt got to her.
Whats the basic gestalt on the whole "trump is sending troops to afganistan" thing. Is it true? And why?
>>138471438
Reads like they're contracting beds from local jails to serve as federal detention facilities. Interesting legal work around if they can make it happen.
>>138473669
Publicity stunt.
>>138473674
>Bush ethics lawyer
looks like portugal isn't here
one of you crackas will have to bake, OP is out
>>138472090
Really..........
>>138472729
Her pussy was so hot that it had to be cooled down
>>138473663
Kek gave me a chuckle. Thanks
>>138473506
whats going on in this image
>>138473690
Trump is an illiterate faggot. His grammar is atrocious. He uses ghost writers. He often can't form coherent sentences. His thoughts often run together, run over one another, or never finish. He is a compulsive liar and a narcissist. He can't let slide any perceived criticism against him.
He must always surround himself with his family and closest cronies because he is insecure. His personal relationship with his wife is obviously clinically fucked beyond all that has anything to do with love and respect. At best, he is a shallow person and a shallow thinker. At worst it could be an indication of many serious mental disorders.
I really think he has a mental health disorder. His father died of Alzheimer's Disease in his early 80s. I wouldn't be shocked if Trump is in the early stages of dementia. He does not have coherent speech. He cannot frame a compound sentence. His entire speeches are a collection of soundbites, tweets, tantrums and memes
>>138473678
>They were dying from the heat, so we threw them in a refrigerated truck! It's humane human smuggling.
>>138473759
we will see tonight. we might possibly outsource the job to PMCs in the near future
>>138473782
>>138472446
tanned Caucasians are best.
>>138473540
You have a Skewed Marxist view of history I pity you.
>>138473759
I think it will be mix of US troops and PMC to keep a small footprint
>>138473777
>nobody ever calls out Talcum X on faking being black
>Dolezal actually helped black communties, she gets ousted
>>138473888
>888
Hell ya
>>138473669
Is finally about to come out?
>>138473669
>>138473764
Looks like a dragon tail or something, I guess her next music video will involve dragons somehow
>>138473722
>Meme of the year
>>138473888
>>138473782
>Wyatt Earp no scene.
How many Salams/Salims till lunch?
>>138473782
Link
>>138473853
Nigger math. A fine specimen of female ape used "mathiness" to publish a hundred page paper of filler and bullshit, while its actual math content was published elsewhere in just 20 pages.
>>138472090
Why would anyone screencap posts by that autistic Russian guy who thinks anything south of the Alps is an Arab?
>>138474000
>tfw Drumpf has abandoned white people
why oh why did we ever trust a new york democrat to save us? We knew from the start he was gonna let us down. America is only 40% white at this point if we're being honest, so I don't know how the fuck Drumpf is gonna save us with le epin chinese and indian immigration bill.
We're basically already fucked up the ass by drumpfs tiny orange cock like thanks a lot drumpf
FUCKING DRUMFP!!!!!!!! KERPLUMPF YOU MOTHERFUCKER YOU'LL NEVER GET REELECTED
oh yeah I forgot, it's all part of his 99D Chess
HAIL DRUMPF, HAIL BROWN PEOPLE BECAUSE WE ALL BLEED LE SAME RED BLOD MAGA PEEDES
WERE PEDES AND WERE PROUD WERE PEDES AND WERE PROUD WERE PEES AND WERE PROUD WERE PENIS AND WERE PEDES AND WERE PRIEBUS PEEDES
BASED PEEEDES YAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS
SOMEONE POST THE COSMIC AWOO PICTURE!!!
I NEED TO THANK HER BEFORE THE ECLIPSE!!!
>>138473888
I'm down with the PMC Viceroy idea.
Liberty is for us only. Afghanis haven't earned it anyways.
He's probably raising troop levels in the mean time while PMC's flow in
>>138473777
>tfw only 62% of your sun will be eclipsed
>>138473767
>city people meme
>>138474196
>>138474191
hell yah sista!
https://twitter.com/JackSmithIV/status/899641762247057408
>>138474242
>>138474165
He thinks Islamophobia is bad. He's a tartar.
>>138474191
>Supported Trump because I fell for the /pol/ memes
>Thought it would maybe help me make some normie friends if they saw that I wasn't afraid to show my political opinions
>Ended up losing my only friend because I couldn't stop acting like an autist whenever someone criticized Trump and I ended up threatening to deport him (He's brown) during a heated Facebook argument
>Every time Trump comes up on the news my parents just tell me "So when does the winning start?" and laugh
>I even bought a MAGA hat and wore it to class in the days before and after the election so I could look smug but all it did was make people hate me even more
>Can't even enjoy a Trump victory anymore because he's such a huge fuck-up that defending him at this point is basically impossible
Anyone else know this feel?
>>138474119
There was no link, it was in the catalog.......
What was that case with some black dude murdering some couples daughter and them being totally cool with it and having a picture of them smiling at her grave?
>>138474200
Prince said they already have enough PMCs in country, they just need to reasign them to train and patrol with afghan troops.
>>138474278
>activists
>>138474278
>activists
they're terrorists and thugs. American ISIS
>>138474262
Reminder- Trump is literally a rapist...
Never forget....
Donald Trump, an American businessman and current President of the United States, has been accused of sexual assault and sexual harassment by at least fifteen women since the 1980s. Three of those women filed lawsuits, which were eventually withdrawn, alleging that they were sexually assaulted by Trump. Additionally one accuser filed a defamation lawsuit in 2017 after Trump called her a liar.[4] In addition to these lawsuits, Trump has also been publicly accused of non-consensual kissing, or non-consensual groping of breasts, buttocks and genitalia, by at least twelve more women.
Supporting that is like raping your own fucking mothers.
Grow some morals.
You people are pathetic.
>>138474196
>>138474196
THANK YOU COSMIC AWOO!!!!
(Get your blessing in now before the Civil War starts!)
>>138474196
This one ?
>>138474326
So you're easily manipulated, deal with it.
>>138474200
New Baghdad soon, fellow contractor!
>>138474326
When can we get awoos without the MAGA hat? I'm tired of posting them in other places and getting picked on for it.
>>138474448
THANK YOU COSMIC AWOO!!!!
>>138474295
Don't tripfag
>>138474445
WE GOT HIM!
BUY BUY BUYT!
>>138474448
THANK YOU COSMIC AWOO!
>>138474326
>victory is presidential
>>138473244
Ok, I can. See ya
>>138474326
Post pic or it didn't happen!
>>138474370
I don't have that one but here is an outstanding EU parliamentary fellow.
Hey when's this eclipse bullshit supposed to happen? Like right now for the central US!?
>>138474517
>Awoos without the MAGA hat
Out!
GET OUT
GEY THE FUCK OUT!!!
Is it weird that I want to fuck the Awoo wolf girl?
>people responding to hilldawg pasta
>>138474309
>tartar who pretends to be a bavarian living in russia
kek
>>138474448
THANK YOU COSMIC AWOO
>>138474572
im sorry h-hilldawgs
please forgive me queen
>>138473777
I'm around, I can bake next unless someone else volunteered. Did they?
Anybody got any eclipse streams?
I'm not going outside
>>138474448
THANK YOU COSMIC AWOO!
>>138474448
THANK YOU COSMIC AWOO!
>>138474659
Nope
>War Economy happening
Shit niggers, how long until the US Army is completely outclassed in some random Eastern European canal?
>>138474517
>>138474686
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/08/21/how-view-solar-eclipse-without-glasses/585239001/#
>>138474326
Sounds like you're just an anti-social autist, that has nothing to do with our Great President.
>>138474691
MORE POWER!
>>138474598
I'm sorry, but did the Democrats already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only the 4th special election. Does not having the lead before 2018 count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? The Democrats are still playing right now and they have been the best party in the Washington for how many years now? They're playing one of the worst parties in America who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of Winning a Presidential Election. But you know what? They still fucking suck. The Democrats are one of the best fucking parties in congress, they went Supermajority in 2009 and would of won the Presidency if Hillary didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Democrats wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Republicans only won by 5 points in a red stronghold like Georgia's 6th. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Democrat topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the party because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking parties on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
>>138474628
2:40PM EST is the peak but it starts earlier at 1:30
So try 1:40PM for you
>>138474686
RSB has one last time I checked
reminder that /pol/ can't predict happenings
>>138474448
THANK YOU COSMIC AWOO!
>>138474278
I have no image to depict what I think of those fucking disgusting bastards in the goddamn replies jesus.
>history is data not monuments
>>138474602
This is your new OP. Say something nice to him
See ya around speech time
>>138474665
>>138474805
>victory is presidential
That's a very suspiciously specific denial
> Per Ars Technica, the August 16th letter states ICE Enforcement and Removal Operations “does not use cell-site simulators for the purpose of civil immigration law enforcement.” But he added that ICE’s Homeland Security Investigations division, which targets national security threats and organized crime, uses the devices, though only after receiving a warrant.
> Homan also noted that ICE agents sometimes work in joint task forces with other “federal, state and local law enforcement partners, in furtherance of our shared public safety mission”—and that in those cases, Stingrays may sometimes be used.
> That caveat is important: In March, ICE used a Stingray variant known as a Hailstorm to locate 20-year-old El Salvadorean man Rudy Carcamo-Carranza, who had entered the US illegally twice and was wanted in connection to alleged drunk driving and hit-and-run incidents. The ICE officer involved in the investigation, Jeremy McCullough, was a member of the ERO department but was also assigned to the FBI’s Violent Gang Task Force.
Oh ...
> So for ICE agents to use a cell-site simulator to track people suspected of immigration law violations, they just need to be assigned to such a unit.
No fucks are being given by this admin in their pursue of illegal aliens
>>138474448
THANK YOU COSMIC AWOO !
>>138474805
This never gets old. I love this copypasta edit
>>138474326
You're a shitposter but anyone who actually does think like this makes me believe there might be some truth to that "rural and suburban retards" meme regarding people who don't bother to look up the stuff Trump has gotten done and just suck up msm propaganda about mccain blocking trumpcare
>>138474754
Thanks, man.
https://publicpool.kinja.com/ is still kill.
>>138474797
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74NAzzy9d_4
>>138474871
Rural white voter here. Voting for Trump was possibly the biggest mistake of my life. Probably the worst president we've had in the last 500 years. We must impeach him now and lock up his most fervent supporters. The travel ban is racist and the white house is literally full of islamophobic texts and art. Hate can only be defeated by destroying it from the top down.
On top of his blatant racism, now he is literally destroying the planet earth and ruining young and promising female entertainers' lives. What about our children? Do the right thing, fellow rural white voters. Call your senator or congressman and set things right.
>>138474890
>Stringray devices
Wut
>>138474448
thank you cosmic awoo
>>138474797
Awoovement !
>>138475081
THICC
>>138475081
Not high energy enough
All caps and add an exclamation point.
Sound off like you got a pair!
>>138475017
works fine for me
>>138471280
Except those features can actually be natural in Asians too they're just rarer.
>Mccain collides with merchant
Kek'd.
>>138475034
It's a cell phone tracking device
>>138474890
They're trying to get deportations up over a million by the end of the year, 500k is not enough
>>138474448
THANK YOU COSMIC AWOO!
>>138475171
Post today's schedule for me.
>>138474890
>ice doesnt use stingray but the police that they work with can
how is this hard to understand
>>138474667
Life is strange. Why would a German live in Russia?
>>138475034
>>138474890
Played too much Metal Gear. Thinking of ground to air missiles.
>>138475282
It's not been published
>>138475395
Convenient.
>>138475031
What's with these shills posting stale pasta? There isn't an independent thought among them at all.
>>138474448
Thank you Cosmic Awoo!
>>138473506
can someone remind me who/what this is
>>138475447
That's the problem. It hasn't published new info since Saturday night.
Can you look at the eclipse through the front facing camera over your shoulder or something and not hurt your eyes?
>>138475478
This thread full of wagecuck boomers or what?
>>138474839
>monuments arent data
>>138475509
That occurs occasionally. I can recall to separate occasions of that.
>>138475447
Exactly, nothing's been published since Sat night apart from the bot.
>>138471566
>no tucked away dick
DROPPED
>>138475395
So, was terrorism the reason ? I need an official confirmation.....
>>138475526
>not buying a pack of them month ago
Eclipse snuck up on ya, did it?
>>138475526
yea.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/capital-weather-gang/wp/2017/08/19/cant-find-the-protective-glasses-to-watch-the-solar-eclipse-go-old-school/
looks like you need a cerial box or something.
>camera obscura style
>>138475395
it's a shame we'll never know what motivated him
Is this it?
>>138475592
Go back to plebbit if you don't like it instead of bitching about the place. No one gives a fuck what you think here or whether you come or go.
>>138475282
President Donald J. Trump's schedule for Monday, August 21st:
Daily intelligence briefing
Lunch with Vice President Mike Pence
Meeting with Secretary of State Rex Tillerson
Swearing-in ceremony of Robert Wood “Woody” Johnson, IV as U.S. Ambassador to the U. K. of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
Presidential Address to the nation
>>138475582
ayyy
>>138475582
Oh shit it's Yakub
>>138475601
>unique 200 year old monuments are just like mass printed books
Standing by for portubro to bake
He hasn't announce for some reason, could be tech issue
>>138475741
Thanks, Zuck.
>>138475694
Go on Youtube so you can chat
>>138472729
>liquid coolant for athletic pussy
>>138475912
Waiting for portubro to bake as backup. If he doesn't announce soon then I will bake.
>>138475869
Joe got him
baking
Portubro is absent for some reason
Baking
Worry not
>138475031
>31 posts
>10% of thread
>this one faggot
>>138475462
No one is being paid to shill for Hillary by the way. It's a Republican-funded lie and a pathetic attempt to smear her campaign.
>>138473023
Females aren't actually meant for combat. It was preventative cleaning.
>>138476063
fuck off i'm baking
>>138475395
>Motive unknown at this time
>>138473782
quintessentially british
>>138471421
>Kid Rock will never impeach Trump then become President Trump