Syria General /sg/- Mr.Clean Edition

fuck wh*Tes

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>>137961273
I approve!

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>>137961388

I just took a big shit

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>>137961460

Ignore r**ch bait, post Dima
>I really need to fill up my Dima folder after I lost all its contents (don't ask how, I won't tell you)

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Fugg, forgot pic

>>137961273
love to dress up like a black man, have a skinny white boy dress up like Eazy-E and have him butt fuck me in the ass as I moan and rap at the same time, cursing and yelling. You know, black people stuff. Also watching me and the white boy fuck is Mr. Clean in the background, smiling and stroking his clean cock.

https://www.rt.com/news/400012-russian-orphans-in-iraq/

;- ;

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>>137961690

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>>137961085

nth for Hamas Mickey Mouse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNuTVhvZ6uM&pbjreload=10

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>>137961273
nth for infinite gains, infinite boypussi for Suheil, and infinite j*wish tears

>>137961813
one time i was at the gym and it was strangely dead except for me and this one hot chick. she was towards the back doing squats on the smith machine and i needed to go use the leg press next to her. i could tell she got a little shy when i started walking towards her but didn't think anything of it since lots of girls are shy in the gym for some reason

anyway once i get within 10 feet of her i can tell why -- she had just farted big time and it smelled like hell. of course by this point i couldn't just walk away, i was committed. so i loaded up the leg press and did my set all the while inhaling her gas. i swear it smelled like she shit a log on the floor. she left immediately after she finished her set and didn't say a word. she was so hot but i could never look at her again without remembering how her butt smells.

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Lions of the Air Force

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>>137961273
>product includes no chemicals

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>>137961388
Hello my Khan Turkic friend :) how is /tr/?

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>>137962066
/d/ is white and based

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Ground to ground rocket powered barrel bombs

kill em all bashar

>>137962590
hell I remmebe r this one time I was wrecked (well im drunk all thr time) so I hut this massive jump on a gravel road at 120km/h cleared this massive gap and jumped my lying down friend but the brakes were shit so I went straigt into a river

>>137962794
Did you die ?

>>137962590
>2:52 AM in Greece
Extreme early morning. I like that. How long before we lose you?

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It starts with.

ONE THING. I DON'T KNOW WHY.

>>137962029
Give us the documents Farfur!

>>137962884
I will do anything for attention, one night i smashed some car windows and took a shit on someones lawn

made out with a chick at a rave, her boyfriend came over and started bitching at me trying to fight so i made out with him. we then went outside of the rave and had a mad threesome for like an hour then i went back into the rave. shit was awesome

One time I was with this chick emily at a farm. We went out at night time, right before the sunrise, and got a bunch of shrooms from cow shit. We ate them on PBJs and then had mad sex while listening to the Beatles. I shoved a dildo up her ass.

One time (long time ago) I was on PCP, and ended up holding up a school with a stapler. I just smashed a kid hard with it, screamed EVERYBODY DOWN. They were hiding under their desks. Soon, the school went on lockdown, and the fucking SWAT team was outside the door. I flicked them off, and they broke down the door. I then ran and tried to jump out a window. They tazed me, and i got arrested. Fuck. Every time I do PCP, something bad happens.

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>>137962897
About an hour tbqh.

>>137962066
Women don't fart but when they fart it's like being gassed

>>137962029
ebin

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>>137961273
So how close is assad to winning this war?

>>137962968
Meh, works better for fsa

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>>137962968
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER IF I'M A BIG GUY

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>>137963457
He already won.
It's now a race to prevent balkanization.

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>>137963661
Based

So umm, when can we expect to see results in the Salami hot pocket?

I will never be a stock holder of the Federal Reserve.
Why even live if you can't be the elite?

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>Turk/FSA still attacking SDF/YPG positions
>Assad/government forces deliberately halting actions at the border and only focusing on ISIS

Willing to bet Assad will agree on 'equal rights' for Kurds and it will become the enemy of my enemy situation and the FSA will get royally fucked hard.

>>137964289
I want to quack that duck.

>>137964289
Didn't HTS's victory in the recent Idlibstan civil war pretty much ensure that they wouldn't touch the k*rds, since HTS kicked the shit out of the roach funded r*bels in the area?
Or is it the other way around, with HTS being the roach funded one?

>>137964596
First version.
HTS = Idlib will get fucked.

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Old thread
>>>137959524
>>>137960111
>>137961199


one of the austrian girls that went to syria is considered dying while fighting
The funny part is in the pic she is with other females that pose with the FSA flag...long after isis was separate...

>>137964289
Assad isn't going to take sides with anyone in the conflict but rather play them against each other
They both hate each other far far more than they hate him so it's better to watch and laugh and make sure that noone get too strong (Kurds connecting cantons or Turks completely taking over Efrin and Manbij

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>>137964770
Idlibstan's purge was always the endgame, i just don't believe that the k*rds will do much.
Well, Afrin could. But i wouldn't expect the US to support such an endeavor.

post lewd asmas

>BREAKING: Police shoot four terrorists during operation in Cambrils, three dead one injured. They were wearing explosive belts.
>UPDATE: All 4 terrorists were shot dead in Cambrils after an attempted second terrorist attack was thwaterd by police.
https://twitter.com/News_Executive/status/898333233217060864

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Sandy

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>>137965513
tanks

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>>137965400
>tfw we are such an irrelevant shithole that no one will ever bother with a terrorist attack
manlet nations win again

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have some hollywood redpill

https://twitter.com/MrPatriarch11/status/898290964439207936

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>>137965534
aesthetic as fuck

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>>137961568
Lucky guy, I want Ebin to notice me too.

How has the media been on the whole Trump/Russia collusion lately?
Seems they replaced Russia with racism. Hopefully they will be succesful in evoking further civil unrest with this formula.

>>137961794
>https://www.rt.com/news/400012-russian-orphans-in-iraq/
They've been playing this crap all day for days on the English language RT telly channel. Fucking dull as dishwater. God knows what they think they'll achieve with this. Can't they figure out that this is an internal Dagestan issue, of fuck all interest to us in the wider world?

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Ka-28 is a qt...A qt!

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win

>>137967446
russia is getting boring but their is a grand jury for people vaguely connected to trump so it will be back in the news soon enough

>>137967559
You have no soul, shake my damn head.

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Good to see /SG/ intact. I've missed you guys.

>>137967626
>>137967686

What is happening here.

>>137968247
Who the fuck are you?

>>137961273

When will Syria, Lebanon and Iran say ENOUGH and attack Israel?

>>137968298
Just an oldfag.

>>137968453
You're not.

>>137968247
heyo nigro

>>137964804
I recently downloaded an isis video with a male aussie shitskin, desperate propaganda to try to incite mudshits in australia to do terror there.

Something about using a nailgun and put aussies on crosses. These shitheads are so fucking delusional. Hope he gets one in the asshole soon

>is your duty as a mudshit
cuz I say so

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>>137968247
>>137968298
as i started here there was a heavy finish shitpost epidemic

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>Federal Police staging from earlier today

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>>137967216
Leaf is noticed

>>137968534
he is

>>137969143
was it the one from a early video where he was a male nurse? He than changed to be a fighter in a recend vid

>>137968202
Some savages in the mountains failed to raise their kids properly, to the extent that they ran off to slit throats in a foreign country for a foreign prophet. Their grandkids will soon return and may entertain dangerous ideological sympathies in adulthood to avenge their parents.

Fuck's sake, the scum didn't even teach their kids to speak their own native Caucasian languages anyway. Cucks for Arabs AND Russians. Sad.

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hi how is everyone

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https://youtu.be/JKVyyspXaQM

>>137969363
no it's not the nurse guy, it can possibly be the guy who got his kid to headchop or play with a head or whatever they did again. I couldn't remember how that guy looked.

>>137969495
She looks like a goblin in that pic. Fucking hell, she's getting uglier the older she gets.
>Hello Burgeranon, I'm fine, and you?

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>Palestinian Liberation Army 413th Thunderbolt Group in the #SyrianDesert led by Brigadier General Ahmed Akkawi

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>>137969653

>>137969266
He's not
Only September '15 namefags have the right to call themselves "Oldfag" and I'm pretty sure He wasn't here at that times.

>Do you set the rules now?
Yes, I do.

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>>137969653
>>137969697

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>>137969625
shut up and delete your post

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>>137969706

Someone help me with this Virgin/Chad comic

Someone make a good Virgin/Chad comic of this

The Virgin Coalition
>has to use modern weapons to kill (still fails at it)
>relies on Imperialist aid
>can only win battles with airstrikes
>survives off of recruitment from tumblr and lefty/pol/
>fights for a non-existent country that will never exist
>can't take a single city for more than four months

The Chad Regime
>kills off thousands of enemies with shitty Soviet-era equipment
>wipes out enemy positions with a fucking barrel loaded with shrapnel
>doesn't give a fuck about civilians (they deserve it)
>wins battles with only the help of slavshit planes
>beating Jihadists with a homosexual and a single Druze man
>doesn't sweat about losing gear, got thousands more from his buddies

>>137969495
Good.
Been grinding for last four months to be able to spend the winter in Baalbek.

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>>137969777

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>>137969760
It's true though

>>137969625
>uglier
She looks great for a 38 year old woman who has had a child.

>>137969806
He's not actually homosex

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>>137970019
you should apologise

right. now.

>>137969806
>can't take a single city for more than four months
six months*

>>137970024
I seen older women that looked better

>>137961930
I will fucjing ROUT your ass

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>>137970248
your mom doesn't count

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>Dr Bashar, I'm PLA

>>137970218
S I X
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>>137970421
Christina Hendricks.
>I rest my case

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>>137970474

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>>137970722

>>137970019
proud to be half french

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>>137970755

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>>137970649
literally whom

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Someone tell me why Assad is winning winning and winning?

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>>137970781
/sg/ in one pic

>>137970780
oh fuck

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>>137970780
*sprays yuo*

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>>137970875
He knows how to handle salami hot pockets (img needs photoshopping)

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>>137970875
cause of his Geheimwaffe

>>137970939
Assad never wanted this...

https://youtu.be/tSQ-MMYjn70

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I summon Niccolo Salo; if you're in this thread reveal yourself!

dirty pedo mexican pedro

>>137970939
This charichature makes no sense whatsoever. So many questions. One of them is why is assad showing off a picture of a bosnian city as his own, the author need to explain himself

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>>137971236

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could we get a quadruple Kotel?

>>137971354
Show your flag, you fucking coward.

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>>137971391

too many kotels seem like a hazzle desu

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>>137970649
What about Asians and their cheat codes on aging tho? pic related is in her 40s

>>137971510
His post was very Maghreboisesque wasn't it? The way he didn't directly respond to you

>>137971636
Could it really be?

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>>137971636
>>137971741

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>>137971630

>>137971354
>Ancap
>Literal Anarchist
>Caring about flags and nationalities
lolwut

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>>137971630

The nose looks heavily operated upon.

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>>137971636
YOU ARE IMMORTALIZED

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Issam free in a couple of weeks?
https://youtu.be/GEyf6rtM7rU

>>137971636
>>137971354
kys m*ghr*b*

>>137971876
Well, I mean..... It's not like my dick will have much chances to get to work after my 60s anyway, so..... it seems a good deal?

>>137971857
Fug, it might be him.
I might be glad I decided to check back in tonight

>>137971391
no
that map is widely inaccurate

>>137971636
>>137971741
Oh...

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>>137971905
No expert at all, so it might be
Anyways damn cheat codes run deep in that family man

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RuAF doing good work around Suknah
>https://youtu.be/t64_Zhy5wOU

>>137972153
Right?
First thing I thought when I saw it

>>137971933
WEEKS?!

OKAY TO CLEAR UP THE ISSUE

Mummy IS hot
Not "supermodel-hot"
But "would-be-an-amazing-wife-hot"
There's a difference, but still hot

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>>137972029
Sure – just know that you'll be dealing with Imelda Marcos in your golden years

>>137972248
They're south koreans aren't they?

>>137972545
yup

>>137972545

I think I read about them. Taiwanese if I remember correctly.

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>>137972631
They're 110% plastic

>>137972473
Pinochet in drag.

Still would, tho.

>>137970780
god i hate political cartoonists

>>137972687
Wait, my mistake, he >>137972687 is correct

>>137971630
truth is, sun ages your skin. asians are very averse to the sunlight, a tan is seen as a lower class symbol meaning you work outside. that's why they have a perceived 'genetic' youth.

>>137972851
meant for >>137972545

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>>137972706
Gotta be careful with those...

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>>137972706
>>137971630

>>137973029
Anyone got the one where the husband sues the wife after seeing how dog-ugly she was when she took off her makeup?

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>>137973029

>>137972248
Worst Korean thots go through so much plastic surgery you may as well just buy a fleshlight.

>>137973135
holy fucking kek

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>>137972800
Remember when a drawing was all that was needed?

>>137973135
>be korean

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>>137972800
You hate them because they speak the truth

>>137973274
Like blind puppies blind at birth... they'll open their eyes some day... with the help of a scalpel...

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>>137973135
better couple

>>137973482
Needs kids for maximum effect

>tfw still at work
Good thing that at least I have /sg/

>>137973407
are asians perhaps the most cucked of all? everything about that picture you posted is western. the clothes, the backdrop, the family photo, even the wifes plastic surgeries are done to appear more western. We've annihilated south east asian culture already

>>137973690
Yeah, but unfortunately it's slow hours.

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>>137973482
Is this an obscure attempt at trolling?

>>137973765
No doubt you've also forced Jewish genital mutilation onto the males too. Well done.

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>>137973976
I'm serious though. AMWF is the best combination.

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>>137973976

welcome to 4chan I guess.

>>137965400
>All 4 terrorists were shot dead
European human rights court trial when?

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>>137974164
Yeah umm no...

>>137974164
>AMWF
Asian Manlet White Female?

>>137965813
Feels good man

>>137974030
circumcision is the modern choice, don't be like a dirty caveman. they don't need anesthesia or pain killers because they won't remember the pain, goy. when they cry it's actually tears of joy that they don't have an ant eater dick. filthy goy

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>>137974513
>>137974438

>>137965813
>Tfw a big nation like Italy has not been attacked yet
What's their deal?

>>137961794
Buy her some ice cream.

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Just found out Illuminati is a german founder group.

Germany is the best nation at destroying the world.

Even communism should partly still be attributed to us (even if most were kikes)

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>>137973112
This is why I'm a #feminist

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How can he do this? This is not freedom! This is not democracy! Nuclear war now
He is silencing all the opposition even on his team
https://youtu.be/Ee5IDRMznSE

>>137976937
Like a teacher catching a kid goofing off in class lmao

>>137976937
That bit mroe harmless of course but a story you would expect to hear about Stalin who catches one of his men sleeping during a briefing or talk and then has him humiliated and executed.
Wonder if Putin had somethign mroe done than this.

oh these gains
lawd these gainz

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>>137978065
It was a good day

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r8 my oc
>Captcha: Festival Duke

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>>137977217
Yeah but very kindly not so harsh.
I hate when our media uses such thinks to demolish him and other politics.
They see that Putin controls what the other are allowed to say and everybody is to frightened to say something against him or atleast say anything. They don't know the meaning of the word context. Hollow people

>>137978436
Bretty good

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>page 8

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>>137978436

>>137978659
>>137980016
Thanks lads!

>>137975984
lol

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https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1f4_1481655787

Seems that he is alive and well in aleppo thought he was a gonner tho

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Seems that he is alive and well in aleppo thougth he was a gonner tho.

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1f4_1481655787

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1f4_1481655787

>>137961273

Why would anyone be pro-Assad?

>>137961273
Class pic

>>137981472
see >>137980862

>>137981472
Why would you be pro- ISIS or pro Al Qaeda?

The hell is a gonner

>don't check /sg/ for a couple of days
>ISIS got surrounded already
based

>>137981987

colloquialism someone who's dead.

>>137980862
He is one of Bashar dogs
FSA heroes should have behead him

http://syria.liveuamap.com/en/2017/17-august-de-mistura-next-month-to-witness-major-changes

what does this mean?

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Terrorist came and leaved.
They mocked him and humiliated him but he stayed and kept his dignity while they left and took the humiliation with them.

>>137971933
If they don't make a film about this!

>>137982219
Thanks

>>137982391
I thought he died?

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>>137982485
Quick, who plays who in the inevitable film? I vote Mel Gibson for the Druze Beast

>>137969653
>>137969697
>>137969719
>>137970722
>>137970782
>you will never be followed by the flying bashar al assad logo on your desert trip
>you will never take selfies with the flying bashar al assad logo

>>137982835
Aye.
Any based Arab actors?

Assad played by?

US Military played by?

>>137982334
It's all about peace talks, especially Oct-Nov. He mentioned they'd probably be in Ridyadh

Would explain why everyone is rushing to capture territory now I guess

>>137982945
I'm just assuming it's being made by Hollywood. I don't know any Arab actors. Though (((Hollywood))) probably wouldn't make a movie about it anyway

>tfw no BASED boss like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bo1UYMlTPFo

>>137982929
>starts putting the logo in priceless family photos
>prints it out and tapes it to the centre of my television
>puts it on the back of a tshirt
>paints it on the side of my car

>>137983218
Ok in that case:
>Mel = Beast
>Force heading to DeZ = lead by The ROCK
>Assad = ?
>Young SAA recruit in DeZ =

>>137983416
>car gets vandalized by SJWs

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>We spoke to an individual embedded within SAA near Palmyra and he claims he's never seen such prominent RuAF activity.
>I can confirm it, Russian Air Force is highly active now
Russia (or Iran/Syria paying extra) seems to be in a hurry to get to DeZ.
I'm willing to bet it's connected with the al-Tanf niggers arriving in Shadadi and the burgers threatening to bomb SAA if they cross the Euphrates.
Afterall, the Omar oil fields are worth quite a bit.

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Issam shuld star in some thing like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_MyUGq7pgs&feature=youtu.be

>>137983530
Ralph Fiennes with the right makeup crew could make a relatively convincing Assad.

Also The Rock leading the forces needs to be backed by a shitty rap track with unnecessarily large explosions and unrealistic stunts

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Bump

>>137984150
With a side character with him saying
>Did someone say, they need BACK UP?

Hopefully better than this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEVJ_48YgTg

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>>137983692
Then again, Flying over Palmyra = Sukhnah-T2 axis.
Probably it's Iran wanting to finally capture Humaymin. Or they're under heavy attack on that axis.
Can't see the PMU and Hezbollah making a push for al-Bukamal without considerable political willingness in Baghdad.
Wish i knew...

>>137984752
Tiger Force scenes look like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQflslZXS8o

>>137985252
Forgot timestamp, skip to 2:08

>>137985252
Yes!

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GAINS FOR THE GAINS GOD!
BARRELS FOR THE BARREL THRONE!

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>>137983590
>car gets vandalized by radicalized ginger muslims

>>137982835
>pic related
sean Connery from Hunt for red October

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>>137985783
Sean Connery is a good choice, but he doesn't quite have the beard that Mel Gibson has.

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>>137983692
>>137985157
Reminder that the PMU has 140k active personell and 800k reserves doe, secret Anbar offensive?.

>>137985936
>gif
fucking wypipo

>>137985783
>>137985936
That and the fact that he's 86. He's also retired from film-making.

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>>137986081
retiring more like the retardering

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El Bumpo Autismo

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>>137986591
He was the best James Bond you shut your fucking mouth sir

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>>137986984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB7f_kZQ9hY

>>137987216
You can't tell me this man isn't the epitome of manliness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emufn7ddr0g

>>137987437
he is Qasem

>>137987664
If he was younger, yes

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>>137987664
>Qasem
lol true he is better in this cast

>>137962044

>infinute gains

2578: Assad in his 8th biological form has finally conquered the earth, as the final south american stronghold, ushering in a new era of peace

>>137987664
>>137987928
Who plays Asma?

>>137988198

Where's Kate Blanchett poster?

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>>137987846
people die when they get older but some also dies when they're young

>>137988198
Asma

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>>137988263
I was thinking Hillary Swank

>>137989289

maybe it's the picture, but she is the goofiest looking "hot" person.

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8TH DIMENSIONAL KOTEL

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>>137989857
fixed

>>137989672
They both have big teeth

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>>137990121
U U
U U

>>137990026
>And the four had the same likeness, their appearance and construction being as it were a kotel within a kotel

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>>137989289
nah man asma is too pure for that teeth

>>137988198
pic related

>>137961273

Where's the Cannuck who always posts "ASSAD WILL WIN"? Surely this is the time he should be posting more than ever.

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>>137991516
Assad did enough winning today. We didn't need him to tell us

>>137991516
He's here >>137967686
>no I haven't seen him in a while, maybe he went to bed?

>>137991516
He's dead
/sg/ has this weird effect on Canadians

>>137991516
ASSAD VENCERA!

VIVA LA GLORIOSA DINASTIA AL-ASSAD, HAEFEZ II SERA EL CONQUISTADOR DE JERUSALEN

Hi sg, been out for a couple of days, can someone post the shitmap to see where we at?

>>137992181
Oh buddy you're in for some good news

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>>137991999

oh fug.

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>>137991999
> /sg/ not even once
savage
have an rare asma for the trips

Are we full on dicks out kotel now or what?

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>>137992181
>Boy, this is just gonna keep happenin' and happenin'

>>137992286
Show meee

>>137992181

>>137951998

>>137992589
>>137992533

>>137992181
That's the one

>>137992723
FUGG >>137992533

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>>137992533
>mfw

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>>137992533
I keep my dad updated on this stuff since he's retired Army and isn't obligated by his job to keep up anymore.

His words when I told him about the kotels were "Let the bastards starve"

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>>137992533
>those gains today

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>>137992766

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Ukraine and Syria are proxy wars started by Putin to pressure europe with refugees?
https://youtu.be/XB77d57Z-nA

>>137993562
>(((Garik Weinstein)))

>>137993562
Kasparov is a liberal interventionist shill. He angling for that think tank money, so ignore him. Remember the refugee crisis began after NATO's Libya intervention in 2011. Russia moved in tin Sept. 2015. Get your timeline straight.

>>137993562

I get what's going on in Russia since Putin came to power aren't the most free of circumstances (and thus why Kasparov tries to bring light to it), but this is a pretty bad case of blinders.

It also shows that no matter how smart you are, you can lose nuance in a sea of ideology.

>>137978436
Can't get on /sg/ often anymore, but holy shit, I return after a few days to see not one but TWO kotels. You got the full map?

>>137995283
See >>137992533

>>137992533
>>137978436
Wait I'm a retard. Is there a map with either the frontlines in Iraq colored or no colored Iraq at all? Because Iraq being all red triggers my autism

>>137995283
>>137992533

I want a Syrian War first person shooter. but not like some Call of Duty shit, more like a simulator.

>>137970858
She has big hands

>>137995520
try counter strike
the level of competence of your teammates is on par with NDF

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>>137995490
Syria Shitmap: Decolored Iraq Edition

>>137995838
I wouldn't call counter strike realistic. Maybe more like Arma

>>137995520
an vbied operation in first person targeting pkk pigs,incredible

>>137996049
the joke

your head

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>>137996185

>>137973135
I can almost touch the cuck aura of that man

>>137962165
nice plane

>>137996272
When you bake, use these devs. I just cleaned them up

Developments Aug 17
>Kotel in central Sy, IS under siege, triple kotel might happen
>Islamist rebels accuse SAA of using chemical weapons in E Ghouta
>E Ghouta: SAA capture several buildings in Ayn Tarma
>Raqqa: SDF capture 60% of the city & 65% of old Raqqa
>SAA drops leaflets in N Homs & N Hama calling for the surrender&reconcile of armed gunmen
>Sy For Min: chemical agents from US & UK laboratories found at arms depots abandoned by militant in Aleppo city & E Ghouta
>Lebanese Army advances against IS near Syrian border-crossing
>UN hopes for Syria peace talks in October-November
>NATO seeks concepts for waging urban conflict+coastal cities
>US airstrikes kill 7 al-Shabaab fighters in Somalia
>Suicide bombing attack hits checkpoint between Egypt and Gaza
>Marawi: Army claims 40 terrorists remain,14.08- 10 IS supporters sneaked into city to support the IS
>Houthis blast Saudi military vehicle killing all in new video
>UN report: About 16 million Yemenis do not have clean water
>Reports: dozen people detained in Sanaa, accused of spying for US

>>137997048
Ok. I'll bake one more, I got to get to bed early though. I want to get myself in a normal sleeping pattern. Especially since I have to get up at 8 for a wedding on Saturday

>>137997194
Oooh! A wedding followed by a night of steamy fucking. Who's the lucky people?
>the word wedding kills the /r9k/

>>137997383
Some college friends. Groom was my roommate freshman year. Their marriage is /natsoc/'s wet dream. Both 100% European DNA, and both /fit/ as fuck.

NEW BREAD

>>137997577
>>137997577
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