>Grenfell fire: Inquiry to examine council actions
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40935955
>Drug deaths in Scotland rose by 23% in 2016
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-40935150
>UK may have to pay EU in temporary customs union, Davis suggests
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/aug/15/brexit-david-davis-uk-may-have-to-pay-eu-temporary-customs-union
>North Korean leader Kim Jong-un to watch ‘reckless Yankees’ a bit longer before deciding on Guam attack
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/08/14/kim-jong-un-briefed-north-korea-plan-attack-guam/
>NHS waiting times and treatment access are a postcode lottery, report warns
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2017/aug/15/nhs-waiting-times-and-treatment-access-are-a-postcode-lottery-report-warns
>Commuters brace for steepest fare rise in five years as UK inflation rises to 3.6%
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2017/aug/15/commuters-brace-for-steepest-fare-rise-in-five-years-as-uk-inflation-rises-to-36
>Theresa May's plan to leave EU behind by making UK global trade leader with NO borders
http://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/841252/Brexit-news-Theresa-May-transition-EU-trade-deal-no-borders-global-trade
>Holborn Tube station evacuated after 'loud bang and smoke' - Central line suspended
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/841231/london-underground-holborn-tube-stattion-evacuated-loud-bang-smoke-fire-alert-latest-news
>UK risks an international court case over Theresa May's plans for leaving EU single market
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-latest-news-uk-eu-single-market-quit-international-tribunal-risk-no-formal-notice-europe-a7877436.html
Previous edition >>137862818
hey lads, just got an A* on my Bailiff General Certificate course and am now officially a high court enforcement officer. can't wait to come and boot down the door of some brit/pol/ uni twink and repossess £10,000 of computer equipment
Despite this being an anonymous board that prides itself on this fact - there are people amongst us who believe themselves to be particularly special and above all others here. They believe that their posts and opinions are more highly valued and more important than the contributions of others - these people are known as tripfags.
They are a rotten pustulent cancer that has destroyed this board - along with their allies: The Karenposters and the miscellaneous food item posters - they have worked tirelessly to derail all forms of rational discussion in favour of their rampant egomania. Their almost unquenchable narcissism has derailed countless discussion and caused a great rift between the formerly united posters of Brit/pol/.
The Tripcunt is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a narcissist, egomaniac, arsehole, attention seeker, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But tell people to filter his tripcode and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
You can stop tripfags by simply not responding to them ever. You can hide and filter tripcodes by going to the [SETTINGS] link at the bottom of the page and adding their tripcode to the FILTER option. BE SURE TO HIDE POST STUBS.
This will improve your experience here tenfold - as it has done mine.
TRIPCODES TO ADD TO THE FILTER LIST!
!!sD6h8LgcbfU
!!QzsVseG+8V9
!!hf1gYlduTsB
!!sD0UmouIGCJ
!!spag5sNh5f7
!!pe/WI0WvgxN
!!XKy4PC1RH+2
!khan0DfcYs
!mweAve86e6
!xi8/JKFwzo
!!ThhQM/i4Nz8
!I6NTH72U2IX
!!FJ60XUrqjrt
!!1g9WUtblos
!!03sSxJ9cqcI
!!2n6HRZ4KjiF
!5pkhWnNeCo
!!03sSxJ9cqcI
!!seGTL0R3Pm0
!!hn7ASgIZ1vE
!!Mpz12hyftwG
!!nXiB6ED9Yjj
!!QGsZcEJW159
!!jMRRjuYLt5i
!!jawkONBJmdi
!xi8/JKFwzo
Save Brit/pol/. Smash them.
>>137871278
>DDU
fuck me lad did you shit on the paper then hand it in
>>137871433
Apollo Creed had that attitude
and look what happened to him
Hare's some real A-level results for you twats:
>Britain being dead:
A*
>Owning your own home before 45
D
>Losing your virginity
Unclassified
>>137871491
I got 7/70 on one chemistry paper kek
>>137871491
>tfw my brain surgeon might be a brainlet one day
>>137871472
Brit/pol/ was noticeably better in your absence.
>>137871536
Anycunt up for slipping Diane Abbot the old Rodger
>>137871437
well done anon
>>137871619
don't worry m8 I'll probably transfer to pharmacology after 1 year as that's what I'm really interested in
>>137871619
>having a literal brainlet who browses britpol operate on your brain
christ
It seems to be getting more and more retarded on regular /pol/ lads as each day passes. I'm just glad we don't have american style political discourse here
>>137871722
Don't encourage them
>>137871706
Daily Reminder:
REPORT THIS BOIL ON BRIT/POL/ FOR AVATARFAGGING. DO IT. SAVE BRIT/POL/.
>>137871816
>>137871816
We don't have any political discourse instead
>>137871706
>>137871810
g...guys
test
It's never going to get better
>>137872379
Ban evading scum.
does anyone ITT genuinely believe in the greenhouse effect / global warming?
just read through the leaked IPCC document and it actually says there's a negligible effect on global temperature by anthropogenic causes
SOURCE:
https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/894858959110254592
https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/3914641/Draft-of-the-Climate-Science-Special-Report.pdf
Page 114
Total Solar irradiance: 0.05 (+- 0.0 - 0.10)
>their margin of error allows for 0 effect of greenhouse insulation
tl;dr
the IPCC says there is no anthropogenic global warming
Afternoon, lads.
>We need to dispel the dangerous myth that it's only Asian men who sexually assault young women
>Naz Shah MP
http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/newcastle-grooming-scandal-exploitation-victims-sarah-champion-race-a7890106.html
http://archive.is/WBjyo
>>137872617
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>>137872617
People should start burning out cars and houses in the area and turn it into a proper ghetto
>>137872764
It already is a ghetto
>>137872764
Fuck you!
>>137872717
Pakistan and India are in Asia you fucking retard.
>>137872812
Well turn it into a slum. Start fly tipping there and release some rats
>>137872899
They are trying to sway away from the fact they are Pakistani you dumb fucking cunt
>>137872825
No fuck you
>>137872899
Guarantee its pakis though
>>137871722
>implying your dream job isn't liquidating the student loans of brit/pol/ sissies, battering their doors down at 4am, barging in their room and snatching their computer, bad dragon toys and anime figurines
>>137871472
I don't think anti-tripfags are "just as bad", I think they're infinitely worse, even worse than the proper shitmunchers like Prius and Eddie.
>>137871437
Topkek
>>137873137
You cant do that for student loans. Plus I have been a bailiff and it wasn't my dream job
>>137873262
t tripfag
Which one of you was this? spotted in SHREWSBURY
>>137873370
why are you on here when you're seemingly quite good at life
what age are you Rimmer?
I just got 2 phone calls for my dad's business back to back and fucked them both up
I'm not answering the phone again
Got fired yesterday and now I'm unemployed. Does anyone know how to get into the creative industry? I have an IT background but I've just had enough of that shit and wanted to try something different
>>137873610
get creative
any resultsfags?
what did you get? did you get in your 1st choice uni?
Is this his magnum opus?
>>137872699
I am deeply sceptical of the modern scientific community... they waste their time telling kids that there is a spectrum of gender?? They won't investigate anything to do with racial difference... And their predictions of global warming have been inaccurate time and time again... that said I'm definitely in favour of reducing pollution and finding new sustainable energy sources
>>137873558
Why didn't you toss a brick at this poof's head?
>>137873724
>tfw too stupid to understand what he's trying to say
>>137873262
t.Tripfag
Haven't you got to go parade around town with your name plastered on a balloon, your t-shirt, your car whilst having a tannoy announcing your arrival?
>>137873593
Do not respond to tripcunts.
>>137873593
>why are you on here when you're seemingly quite good at life
I'm not and I'm trying to work out a business I can start
>what age are you Rimmer?
Late 20's
>I'm not answering the phone again
lel
>>137873671
fuck you I was going to post that
>>137873724
how much ket is peter on?
Cricket time - an irreverent alternative to TMS:
>https://www.guerillacricket.com
>>137873724
Just post this to him
He never responds because he has no argument and is ashamed to be a drug addict (obese)
>>137873463
>>137873860
This is why your autistic crusade has little to no effect. You can't win the hearts and minds of the anonymous mass by accusing them of being tripfags just for disagreeing with you.
>>137871437
Enjoy spending 99% of your working days talking to foreigners and quintessentially British folk, that surely won't be depressing and lead to suicidal ideation.
Initial stages of doxxing Rimmer are going quite well. Sufficient amount of information to significantly narrow it down. Filenames and posting patterns have been searched in order to find posts he has made without his trip, leading to much more knowledge as he thought he was posting anonymously. Full identity should be discovered by the end of this month.
>>137873558
Holy fuck mate where in shrewsbury is that?
You get your results today?
>>137873724
I want to see a conversation between Peter Hitchens and Isabel Oakeshott
>>137873805
New users on twitter are called eggs because the default profile picture is an egg. He's just calling the guy a newfag.
>GAY
>GAY
>I'M GAY
>FOOTBALL NIGGAS IS GAY
>GAY
What did Fat Joe mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdaPDftAdMc
>>137874126
t tripfag
>>137874102
He's a little bit fat, no way is he obese.
>>137873805
Never go hard boiled
>>137874126
>He is literally trying to defend using a name on a board that is known for being anonymous and has defined itself by this measure
Nice try, but tripfags with no specific reason or contributions to be made that warrant the use of a tripcode have no place on 4chan.
>>137872707
Doubt the brainlets in this general even know who she is
>>137873910
What's a good business to get into rimmer?
>>137874313
I thought tripfags were the one shitting up the board with repetitive posts of little substance? They're not the ones who've posted the exact same thing at me three times.
>>137874443
Why don't the rules state such a thing, then? How do you have the gall to claim a better understanding of what "has a place" on 4chan than its own architects?
>>137871816
Just spent all morning trying to explain to Americans that their less than a century old political quarrels don't epitomise the entire history of politics. They still don't understand.
>>137874221
Top of Pride Hill mon and yeah AAB going to do History at Manchester oiiii
>>137874785
hello YKTD
>>137874650
Frog broker
>>137874926
Is that near Smiths?
>>137874785
Because I, like many other former active users of Brit/pol/ have seen the dire state that this general has descended into over the past two/three years. It has become a celebrity pissing contest between rampant narcissists intent on being the 'most popular tripfag on brit/pol/'. Its an absolute farce, a complete mockery of the spirit of this board.
Reminder that Brit/pol/ has become one of the most tripfag infested places on all of 4chan.
>>137875068
>the most tripfag infested place on /pol/
>the best discussion on /pol/
Coincidence ?
>>137875068
It's your fault for kicking out animeposters and anonymongs. I warned you but you didn't listen.
>>137875068
FTFY
>>137875036
Yea the Tesco ATM
>>137875197
>the best discussion on /pol/
>>137875197
No, the reason is the lack of yanks, also put your trip back on attention seeking tween c u n t
>>137875350
That is actual discussion though.
>>137875068
I mean, it's one of the only places on this site I visit anymore and certainly the only /pol/ thread I frequent, so the trip density must be doing something right. Also:
>incessant anti-trip activist is also a /v/edditor
Imagination my shock.
>>137875597
*Imagine
Open this image to give yourself cancer
>>137873137
>implying your dream job isn't liquidating the student loans
Good job perpetuating the idiotic thug stereotype that pervades your profession. That's not how it works.
>>137875700
It's true
Nationalists need to stop with the Nazi shit
>>137875700
Did his wife's son show him this image?
>>137875434
>An actual discussion
>Tripcunts jerking eachother off and posting <3 xxxxxxx
You tripcunts destroyed this general. They have ruined Brit/pol/ for so many others. Their self-superiority against the native population of anonymous posters, their vehemence in defying the native culture of the board their on and their ferocity in which they refuse to integrate rings a bell.
They are the muslims of brit/pol/.
>>137875700
People who use the word "woke" need to be shot.
>>137875838
<3 xxxxxxx
>males got better results that females this year
Oy vey can't be having this, better put more coursework in the courses again.
>>137875838
I haven't been raped or run over by a tripfag yet.
>>137875068
>implying the tripfags are what made this place shit and not all the literal fucking children posting their brit/feel/ bullshit alongside the most asinine contributions to politics discussion.
It's far easier to ignore tripfags if I want. The moronic anons I have to continually endure.
>>137875838
>>137875838
tripfags are the muslims of Brit/pol/!!!
When is parliament back?
>>137873047
But in this country when you say 'Asian' people think of Pakis, not ching-chongs, because we've got way more of them and almost always have done
Any of you lads know how holiday accruement works in employment? I'm really confused. I'm entitled to 30 years holiday a year at the job I was fired from.
I've taken only 12 days off holiday this year. So how many holiday day payments will I receive in ym final wage at the end of the month?
>>137876186
I have.
They wrote ANONYMONG all over my body, they bent me over behind the council dump skip nearby Maplins and took turns doing unspeakable things to me.
>>137875700
They've identified two types of socialism... *claps hands*
>Immigrants come to their host countries and reap all the benefits of the native population while hating them at the same time
>Anonymongs come to tripfag-made threads and reap all the OC and political discussion while hating them at the same time
Hmmmmmmm
>>137875578
tunnock teacakes desu
>>137876088
NI also got the best results once again
BASED ULSTERMAN
>>137876450
>30 years holiday a year
That's a lot of holiday
>>137876574
Nice try WN. We know its you.
>>137876574
>anime haters come to weeaboo-made imageboard
really makes you think
Would Brit/pol/ have been in favour of repealing the corn laws?
>>137875578
>going to the shop lads anyone want anything
That's usually me lol.
>>137876270
Enjoy your new dildo
>This is discussion according to you
>>137875700
Based!
S H A D I L A Y
>>137876725
>Not supporting domestic agriculture over foreign imports
Of course we wouldn't
>>137876771
False equivalence.
>>137873558
Hahaha he fucking looks like the virgin from those chad vs virgin memes from the back
>>137875700
I don't often agree with Sarcuck and I have fairly significant Nazi sympathies but he's right here, aside from his turn of phrase being abhorrent (if you say woke unironically or ironically I hope you take a long shower).
freddos
>>137876861
But what about the free market
>>137876936
>137541490
Reminder: This is the fate of all tripfags.
>>137877067
>>137541490
stupid keyboard
>>137877137
No.
>>137876512
How many stitches did your bottom need?
>>137877122
: (
>>137876512
That's why I keep a plastic spoon tucked in my trousers. It keeps them away.
>>137877137
The cutest, definitely.
>>137877137
I regret putting you on it to be fair, you're nowhere near as bad as the Anonymongs.
>>137877194
What is your absolute favourite frog picture, Rimmer?
Brit/pol/: Discord edition.
>>137876862
Mogg's voting record is pretty conservative desu, and Labour weren't exactly fucked in Cumbria seeing as how they've still held 1/3, so if that picture reflects Tripfag discussion they're not contributing much of worth anyway.
>>137877003
Does the free market give foreign producers an advantage over British producers?
If yes, then the free market can fuck itself. Within Britain the producers were free to set whatever rates they liked on their product, and compete freely with each other anyway.
Lads, I'm about to go clean my room.
tunnocks
>>137877420
>The Eternal Kraut
>>137877457
dumb frogposter
>>137877379
I dunno don't make me choose
>>137877122
cap'd thanks
added to the collection
remember anons, we are winning the war
>FILTER TRIPFAGS
>DO NOT REPLY TO TRIPFAGS
make the UK great again
make Brit/pol/ political again
>>137877549
Will we or the Eternal KRAUT be the first to be consigned the history books permanently?
>>137877549
That's a yank actually m8. Place is awful. Half the worst sort of people from here and the other half discord/reddit mongs and yanks.
>>137877674
kind reminder
all tripfags are mentally ill and unstable, do not provoke them by responding
YOUR (YOU) COULD PUSH THEM OVER THE EDGE
encourage them to drop the alter-ego and just be themselves.
stop harming british neets, please, sponsor a tripfag dropping their tripcode today
Got called racist earlier in Greggs today, lads. Third time this week.
>>137877838
Stop eating Greggs then, it's bad for you anyway
"We were never asked". British didn't ask when they invaded Africa, India, Australia, New Zealand, America and shipped Africans to the Caribbean . This is pathetic. The autistic little englander in this video thinks he has the moral high ground.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1KsljBj3UEI
>>137877431
did mine yesterday, feels good man
still just lie on my bed wanking though
Can Africa ever progress past subsistence agriculture if the west subsidies their crops to such an extent that it renders African crops worthless?
>>137878020
>Citizen of a representative government being attacked by his own government without a say in the matter = 3rd world person getting invaded by stronger nation
WEW
>>137878020
>India
The Mughal kings specifically asked us not to leave
>America
How do you invade a land which no one owns?
>>137875285
>mfw "bit my hand" and "racist Greggs" gets an honourable mention fucking kek.
>>137877674
>>137877823
The Tripfag Crusade will not stop until every last one of these cretinous protoplasmic slimes are removed from Brit/pol/.
Sacrifices must be made, many of us will perish, some will betray us - but in the end we seek a Brit/pol/ free from the moral corruption of the blighted Tripcunt and his vile iniquity and vapidity.
We will march. We will not stop until they are driven from here and Mental Health Observation Wards across the country are filled with them and their autistic wailing.
>>137878020
>that video
Makes me want to fight every time. Truly a work of art. I know the maker of it browses brit/pol/ sometimes and if he's here, you're a true genius m8.
>>137878020
I know this is bait but. Invading is from a position of strength, whereas immigration in subservient
Germany is a better nation than Britain.
>>137878494
>Destroy Europe the country
>Better than the UK
>>137878277
Orientalist bias
>>137877758
So (((GermanEmpire))) is a black yank? What a joke of a human being.
>>137878494
BEWARE OF ARYAN SPIES IN BRIT/POL/.
Expect a Blood Constabulary constable to pay you a visit soon for this post.
>>137878494
Britain isn't even a nation you plonker
>>137878613
Something like that. I've been in there 2 days now, posted a total of 3 messages in total because someone posted the link in here and I mistakenly thought it'd be decent. The cunts have promoted me to "member of parliament", I don't know how to work discord but that might mean I can delete it and get rid of that shitheap entirely.
>>137876512
>>137878228
Here's a lad's experience in Africa with the Peace Corps, can't vouch for the authenticity entirely, but the sentiment tallies up well with everything I've read of the continent today. Given their cultural attitudes towards wealth and enterprise, I wouldn't much rate their chances even without the subsidies.
>>137878751
Four countries in the kingdom but we are technically one nation since the Act of Union 1707.
>>137879000
Britain isn't the United Kingdom
>>137877122
>>137878844
I read that before and its very enjoyable. But with the subsidies its impossible for them to ever get past subsistence agriculture
>>137879118
No, it's Wales and England, or Scotland and England, where as Great Britain is all 3. I get confused which but just saying, we're technically a united nation since 1707.
>>137878831
QUID
U
I
D
>>137878599
Your point? I openly admit to being an orientalist. Muds, asians and pakis/poos are backward.
>>137878751
>>137879000
>>137879118
>>137879220
>>137879249
filtered
Your Ancestors Expect You To Act!
https://youtu.be/vKOhz_mJoZo
>>137879360
Seen last time when there was that argument with the autist who didn't know what Britain, GB, the UK and the British Isles were. Probably the most autistic argument in the history of Brit/pol/ or up there.
>>137879220
Britain isn't a nation
>>137879500
>White pride
This American ideology needs to die
>>137879260
What do you mean by that? What makes them backward?
>>137879499
>>137879534
By the definition of nation it could go either way. England, Scots and Welsh are distinctly their own nations, all I'm saying is we've technically been one nation since the Act of Union 1707.
>>137879656
Scary.
I fancy some whiskey and coke lads.
>>137879607
you're right, everyone can be english as long as they act it
>>137879771
>>137879834
>>137879979
would you care if you got doxxed like rightly?
>>137879831
It fries the brain cells bro. Stick to pints.
>>137880064
You mean alcohol in general?
I miss Rightly, lads.
>>137879200
He's gone mate. Rightly So is lying at the bottom of a creek somewhere. Anonygods chased him through the woods like a beleaguered fox before tearing him apart.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeECRjsV-Xg&feature=youtu.be
>>137878751
Wrong, Britain is a nation, united by celtic blood
Even the most Anglo Englishmen are 30+% celtic
Any one else enjoy Rense? An intriguing show below in relation to Charlottesville:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQnfpZSWEVc
I subscribe to the ideology of Marxist-Vargism
https://youtu.be/D9mSBQeRlKc
https://youtu.be/93cO8Dxtkkc
>>137880138
>>137508270
He is not coming back. HE is gone.
>>137880040
Are you being like this because I wouldn't tell you what business to get into?
>>137880136
True but pints to a lesser extent. Not denying that whisky gives you good buzz.
>>137880258
*she
>>137880177
It was a bloodbath to be sure. Still miss the lad though - he was like a constant on Brit/pol/, someone you didn't need to set your clock by as he was pretty much here all the time.
>>137880398
>>137880177
how i wish i was in that water with Barbara now.
>>137880297
I think you wouldn't care, am I wrong?
>>137880489
No you are wrong I wouldn't want my personal info on here
>>137880458
So why did you want the whiskey then lol. At 3 in the afternoon no less.
>>137880466
Did you notice this person claiming to be doxing you? >>137874213
>>137880804
>the triplord now known as Adam Smith
>>137880804
Yes
>>137880610
If you've got nothing to hide, you've got nothing to fear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGFOf1ezyfI
chuckles to be had here lads.
>>137880976
>>137880914
Probably just LARPing tbf
>>137880888
>>137878844
Good read that mate.
Don't doxx Rimmer, he's a good lad.
>>137880980
Saw that awhile back. Isn't he Jewish himself?
>boys have done better in their A-Levels
'Exams are sexist' headline when?
>>137881155
i just picked that name at random desu
>>137881206
Ye he was a proper Hasidic jew
Theresa "no equivalency between white supremacists and those who oppose them" May
Jeremy "systematic rape of white girls by pakistani men has nothing to do with race" Corbyn
There has never been a more cucked time in our history
>>137873910
Sup from renovations anon. What happened with that manager thing lad?
>>137882145
Brewery being a pain in the arse to deal with
Sky News desperately trying to shill in favour of people going to university
>It is 2am and the worthless tripcunt is feverishly tapping away at his keyboard. He has just BTFO his sixth Anonymong this evening. He has won yet another battle against the endless hordes of the nameless and faceless. He wipes the sweat from his greasy brow and takes a deep swig of his lukewarm apple and blackcurrant squash. He doesn't have work, neither any obligations or responsibilities so decides to stay up for the next six hours in case any more of them appear in HIS Brit/pol/ thread.
>He has been posting here too long, he knows the Anons are after him. He has destroyed the thing precious to them in their lives and it is only a matter of time before they find him. >>137485892
>*BANG BANG BANG*. Someone is smashing on his door. Nobody comes to visit him anymore except his mother who leaves bourbon biscuits and McCains Microwave Fries for him to eat every day - and never at this time
>"WE KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE YOU TRIPCUNT" Comes a voice. He is scared now. He defecates into him cum stained pyjama bottoms and hides under his desk. He has been found out.
>*SMASH!*. His front door shatters and comes off the hinge, a muscular and perfect human specimen has finally entered into his abode. The scent of fear and shit fills the room, it is almost overpowering.
>"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY ABOUT US YOU LITTLE TRIPSHIT? WANT TO SAY ANONYMONG TO MY FACE NOW YOU LITTTLEE CUUUUUUUUNNNNT". The Tripfag is struck directly in the face, his cheap desk shatters as he crumbles into it, spilling bottles of piss and ancient, well moulded cups that once bore instant coffee and insipid, weak tea.
>The Tripcunt says nothing. He is shaking like a leaf, as he is grabbed around the collar and dragged out of his stinking and fetid pit and beyond the safety of his doorway he is met by a veritable legion of good hearted and noble Brit/pol/ posters.
>He is bundled into the back of a Volvo and never seen again.
>>137880980
They're walking stereotypes
>>137881556
Figured, he certainly looks it.
>>137882392
Kek
>>137882367
They always are m8.
They have such a strong bargaining position usually that it's best to avoid them at all costs.
While you're figuring life out why not be a volunteer/reserve fireman or something. You've nothing to lose by it and in a year or two you're also a fireman because you had a night off from wanking to fluffy abuse once a week.
How's it going lads?
>>137882392
I pray that a certain triplord ends his days this way.
>>137882770
Not bad m8. Having a quiet cup of tea before off for a second viewing at a property I anticipate a very healthy net profit on.
>>137882761
>They always are m8.
I know but I thought they may have changed
You decided to build a house from scratch or not yet?
>While you're figuring life out why not be a volunteer/reserve fireman or something
Isn't there a huge waiting list to be a fireman?
>>137882938
You redevelop properties? That's a minted game, takes slot of money to get started though.
>>137882840
I like you too anon
>>137882770
Pretty comfy this afternoon, mate.
>>137883073
I do m8. Currently I'm on my arse with doggo and looking at gunstar for a new shotty.
Clicked the categories and this came up.
I wish I was this free.
>>137883051
>waiting list
Buggered if I know.
Navy/coastguard/highland rescue/army reserves/special constable
You get the idea.
Also check the prince's trust for ideas or other rubbish.
>>137883189
Nice, pretty comfy myself. Feels good man.
>>137882938
How much cash do I need to get into this game?
>>137883138
You weren't the triplord I was thinking of.
>>137882770
Me dog just smashed the plasma, trying to work out what I can do to stop me mam getting him put down tbqh
>>137883396
Shotgun licence too? Your living the dream man. Bit jelly.
>>137883460
Honestly depends how practical you are. How much is a 3 bed house in your area + 25% + whatever you need to live on for 3-6 months?
>>137883396
>You get the idea.
I do, I will do something soon. Hopefully when I get my own place I can apply to get my shotgun certificate
any /druggo/ here whats an acceptable amount of md to drop first time?
>>137883699
0g
>>137883555
Post pics of doggo
>trying to work out what I can do to stop me mam getting him put down tbqh
Tell her you did it and save his life
>>137883699
If you're seeking long term success as a tripmong, I'd suggest that shouldn't be something you ask in your first week you degenerate mongrel.
www.bluelight.org
www.drugs-forum.com
>>137883775
>Tell her you did it
Aye, then she'll have me put down
>>137883586
Correct. Doggo remains the worst gun dog ever however.
Slept through the postie, didn't bat an eye at the police (new cabinets fitted), barked at his own fart for a bit though.
>>137883699
A finger dabs worth
You're either a white nationalist or you're a traitor
>>137883812
not my first week but safe
>>137883835
mate got some pills that are 200g odd, sure from my other mates they had like 100g max first time
>>137883699
None. Get yourself sorted, mate.
>Brexit bill anywhere between £50b and £200b
>Times article claims Britain will keep a completely open and unrestricted border with Ireland
>Free movement will remain; anyone may move to the UK with no restrictions whatsoever (you only need a "permit" to work, but I have seen how weak the UK border force is so fuck your "permits" lol)
>Chancellor Hammond plans to keep Britain in a "flexible" customs union for a vague amount of time
So let's see...
Unrestricted immigration and freedom of movement? Check. Customs Union with no new trade deal negotiating? Check. Access in Single Market? Check.
Oh, andyes, you're paying for all too (cash up front, no credit) :^)
You drive a hard bargain, Britain. But on behalf of my EU friends, I reluctantly accept.
Remind me again what exactly you're asking for in exchange here? Because it seems like you're just giving us free shit. We didn't have to compromise on one single thing, and we're your closest neighbour. You just keep giving us free shit.
>>137883497
who then
>>137883944
It is m8. If it isn't it'll be in between week 2. I remember your first day. Proper groveller you were.
>>137883935
Fuck that, I don't want smug Frenchies, lazy Spaniards and thieving Italians in here just because they're white
You're a British nationalist or a traitor
>>137883816
>>137883640
Well remember while you're waiting for the big plunge or life to knock on the door, why not add some strings to your bow and calluses to your hands? Sure you might not want to be a special constable forever or whatever but you've nothing to lose.
Example:
Ten years ago I sat on the board of a big charity. Someone I knew through that told me to throw my hat into some consulting work (never done it before) got me a job and project via an opportunity I'd never have had. You don't catch fish in bed.
>>137884005
>Unrestricted immigration and freedom of movement?
Ends in 2019
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40734504
>>137884025
i didnt want to come across like a pube level trip mate thats all
>>137883944
Then have half a pill
>>137883831
Kek I've got a useless dog too. Doesn't fetch first like walks and when you go to pet it and it doesn't want petted the bitch will growl at you. Still its very cute and affectionate when it wants to be. Nice coming home and a doggo is super excited to see you.
>>137884021
Poob.
>>137884041
>Italians
>Spaniards
>Frogs
>White
>>137883630
I was think starting off abroad for a better price desu
>>137883555
If my parents tried to put one of their Dogs down for a dumb reason like that i'd plainly remind them I'll find the absolute worst home for them when they time comes. They can then look forward to spending their later years being abused by brown people and staring at beige walls to occupy themselves in the interim.
Got in a big enough squabble when they lost one, I ended up finding him and bringing him back and the first thing they did was give him a wack. People taking out their frustration on their pets really gets to me.
>>137884123
>doesn't want to come across as pube level trip
>asks for the suitable dose of MD in a british politics general
and I'm drinking opium tea m8.
I wish we'd stop being drip fed hope.
>>137884176
*doesnt like walks
>>137884176
Mine is like that too, doesn't fetch at all either. She's ex-army doggo from Afghanistan too. Her brother isn't like that but she always keeps her head down when you pet her, scared of human legs for some reason. Love it and all but it is a bit of a strange dog.
>>137884079
>You don't catch fish in bed.
Very true, I do need to start getting out and about
>>137884241
good one lad funny, asked cus i know there is a few druggos here talking about rave scene last night
>>137884410
Not a joke m8, google poppy tea.
>>137883935
Britain for actual British and maybe a few polish qts otherwise fuck off
>>137884350
It's funny how I'm dog like some dogs can be especially after we selective breeded them to do basic things like fetch, it should be ingrained in them but for some it's not.
this album is sad as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QqUVTdPd5Y
>>137884176
I tried fetch on doggo.
He watches you throw it then looks at you and back to where it landed.
>"And?"
His newest trick is to sleep then somehow sense a fly/moth/bee/wasp then suddenly all sensors go to active and once the target is acquired leap off the floor like a rapier missile after an Argentinean.
>>137884350
It makes sense for so many reasons that army dogs don't play fetch.
>>137884401
Did you plant new willy seeds?
>>137884116
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/eu-migrants-can-come-to-live-in-britain-after-brexit-under-home-office-plan-in-which-freedom-of-movement-will-continue-no-immigration-controls-along-irish-border-kwx8xd2xq
>The principle of freedom of movement will remain for those who want to visit or stay in the UK but a system of permits will limit the number of people migrating to work.
Literally I will be able to just go to the UK whenever I want, no limits or restrictions. I could be a criminal and you can't stop me. I can choose to live there for as long as I want too. You can't stop me or kick me out.
The only "limit" is the so called "work permit". But do you really think that pakis and shitskins care for work permits? Nope. Look at how many people overstay on a visa all over the West to get discreet brown envelope "off the books" work in restaurants/bars/etc. It's so easy to abuse. Your border force won't be able to control these "work permits".
But yeah sure, free movement is ending
>>137884624
Please tell me you haven't had your a-levels yet.
>>137884708
Yeah, I suppose it does. Both are big softies but heir breed, Kangal dogs/Anatolian shepherds, are ranked amongst the most dangerous in the world. Guardian dogs by nature, used to hunt down wolves mostly. That could be a huge part of it too.
>>137884782
Uni graduate, what's the problem?
>>137884778
>visit the UK
>visit
If you try to take up residence you will be kicked out
>>137884899
By who lad? Unfortunately the frog is right
>>137884878
Are you phone posting?
>>137884962
Guilty. No bully please.
Am I the only one who just wets hair down with cold water and wait for it to dry for better volume
Who watching women's rugby here ?
>>137882770
going to my nan's for tea, fucking comfy lad
>>137884949
A properly motivated and funded border force. The fats ICE seems to be starting to be actually useful under Glumpf of whatever he's called now.
By the way. Amazing set of tits on the bird on BBC news just now.
>>137884899
Read the article. Free movement for tourists and residents. The only "restriction" is so-called "work permits" (which are a joke).
>>137885046
It's alright lad. Just proof a bit more or I'll try not to leap to the conclusion that you have trouble breathing and walking at the same time.
>>137882770
Having a few cheeky ciders mate
>>137884899
>>137884949
yup.
your black economy is about to get a whole
lot blacker.
>>137884410
You seem to have good prospects lad - sometimes a dabble can end in disaster. You never quite know what shit the tab is cut with also.
>>137884899
Theyll just work in car washes and stuff illegally like they did before free movement
At least they can't claim bennies but they also won't pay taxes
>>137885262
Yea I will, shits annoying.
>>137885109
>going to my nan's for tea, fucking comfy lad
is she buying you a morrisons pork pie ?
>>137885238
I'll just pop in Frog/pol/ and ask how their glorious right wing death squads and mass deportations are going.
>>137885323
said mate is one of my best ones and he has about 20 pills of which he's used some before and have been safe. so think they aren't cut with anything nasty. just a bit worried about the off chance i reacted bad to it
>>137885056
Mine has enough volume.
>>137885109
Tell her I said hello.
>>137885515
Your first time?
>>137885700
dropping md yeah, weed never had a problem and ket not a problem either
>>137884899
Yeah we're great at that aren't we? Really encouraging track record.
big.
black.
cock.
>>137881939
Your not wrong politcal correctness working at its best there, never mind the fact 90% of those convicted for grooming had islamic names you cant say that becasue there is a 10% who werent.
http://www.pmclauth.com/sentenced/Grooming-Gang-Statistics/Gangs-Jailed
I truly didnt understand the full extent of it until i delved into politcal correctness in the science community, where scientific studies and journals would be slandered and downvoted if they implied something that was politcally incorect.
Take for example HIV and AIDS, and how it is more prevlent among blacks compared to whites and that is due to them being more promiscuis.
Such a statement in front of scientifc community would be met with a barage of fire calling for you to step down and resign.
http://www.webmd.com/hiv-aids/hiv-aids-in-blacks-alarming-crisis
>>137885121
>A properly motivated and funded border force
Which isn't going to happen. Asylum seekers who's application has failed have to self report to border agency, they can just not turn up and nobody knows where they are. Border agency is a joke and got completely defunded since the 2008 crash
>>137885454
What? You won't find a single French conservative or rightist who is happy with how things are today. We are more disgusted with our country than you are with yours. But this isn't a competition.
I am trying to make you angry so you do something about this shitty "compromise". Every day I read the British media, and it keeps telling British people that you need to work hard to give the EU as much as you can if you want a good compromise. So you end up with these crazy situations where you are accepting basically everything, including freedom of movement.
But then I read the French and Spanish media, and I still can't figure out exactly what you get in exchange. We aren't talking about compromises here. All the compromises are on your side. We just get free shit.
You are being fucked here. Do something.
>>137885515
You can't get much more braindead so stop worrying about the potential consequences.
>>137885854
It's head in the sand shit. Problems will never be solved.
>>137885799
Depends how you take the psyhco-active effect. I would caution against risking it personally, but perhaps I'm just a concern fag.
>>137885903
The government are doing it on purpose
They want a cheap labour force to drive down wages that can't claim bennies (or they will get found out and deported, same reason why until recently America made no attempt to deport it's illegal Mexican population
>>137886256
>The government are doing it on purpose
Most definitely
>>137886081
shut up cunt
>>137886198
yeah same boat im in, will see how i feel later tonight
>>137884633
Try this one
>>137885854
Try telling "empirical" scientific types that though. You're just met with a barrage of
>anti-science
>idiot
>racist
Etc.
Learnt all I needed to learn from living amongst them at uni. They have completely unwarranted sense of superiority.
The only half way reasonable one was an Animal Biologist surprisingly. She was pleasant, shame about the face though.
>>137886433
Godspeed lad.
>>137885990
It was inevitable from the start because it happened through referendum instead of the election of an anti-EU party. We should have done something before we were even offered a referendum but we didn't. Ultimately we should never have been allowed to sign the European Communities Act in the first place for constitutional reasons - we've been getting fucked longer than we've been alive.
>tfw live in shanghai
>order pie mash and peas
>get an ale to
>covered in ducking cheese
Man these chinks got this nailed down
>>137887333
Forgot to post;
I'm new to Britain, lads. Last few months I've been hanging with a few Brits who love history, and they showed me this. Norfolk/Suffolk is the greatest part of the UK, culturally; It's Little America. I'm going to be sad when I have to leave
The new Morrisons ad is W H O L E S O M E. Anyone seen it?
Guarentte an sjw will get pissed at it for showing a white male returning home from service.
>>137887333
Noice.
>>137877758
link britpol discord pls