Brit/pol/ - Spooky Bus Edition

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First for northern England

first for jezza

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mmm yes scurmptious

>>137792128
Fuck Britain

>>137792410
Objectively the two worst women in that game.

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Any South Manc anons just hear a large bang? It just set off a load of house alarms.

>any man with a daughter becomes progressive in regards to women's rights
Apparently having a daughter is such a miserable experience you want to ruin her life too.

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Night night lads, dont let the corbynites bite and reminder to kill krautcucks in the street where you see them

>>137792525
shit taste desu kys

>>137792410
Shariah may disapproves

>>137792531
Part and parcel, lad. Nothing to get worked up about.

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>>137792531
Did your Mum fall out her bed?

>>137792296
… a province in the greater Scottish state

>>137792525
Nigga u suck at overwatch. Don't blame the game

Adolf trusted you.

>>137792531

Transformer explosion?
Sonic boom?

>>137792986
TWO WORLD WARS
ONE WORLD CUP
DOO DA

>>137793078
And it all it cost was our Empire and dignity. Worth it!

>>137793186
we can take it back m8

>>137793078
You're a minority in your own capital city. Was it worth it?

>>137792128

I thought this bus was full of muslim women at first.

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>>137792986

>>137793265
>>137793186
and you're both misunderstanding the root cause of the problem

>>137793259
Do we really want it back?

>>137792128
>that pic
why do you even allow this shit, cucks

>>137793186
Sad!

>>137793337
yes

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>>137792986

>>137793259
>LARPing

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>>137792986
>Trusting Adolf

>>137793291
There's a news story (might be fake) that the DS or stormfront did the same..

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what did they mean by this?

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>>137793285
You better not.

>>137793363
What, bus seats? Outrageous I know.

>>137793337
Yes

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>>137793028
False alarm, it's just thunder. The house is shaking tho.

>>137793310
Which is/was?

Got a pizza from the pakis tonight. Don't give a fuck anymore.

Who /comfy/ here?

>>137793412
He offered you the world you were trying so hard to conquer. Anglos make the best goys it seems.

>>137793566
we'll get around to it, you can't reveal your hand too early

>>137793612
Take your meme flag off helmut

>>137793612

We told him not to invade Poland and he did.

We had to crush him.

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>>137793382
>>137793539
It had it's moments, but it is an outdated method of power projection. Todays Empires are multinational corporations. We need to look to the future.

Ian roasting Corbyn right now.

>>137793693
This is my flag, Anglo.

>>137793436
Please don't tell me those are Germans? Political ideologies aside, over 100,00 German civillians died on the bombing raid over Dresden alone. To find any joy in that is psychopathic. It would take a particularly radial form of self-loathing to be like that.

>>137793679
>vague bullshit

>>137793078
This doesn't work any more. It's 4-3 to them lad.

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>>137793566
Cmon, you know what he's going to say...

>>137793723
He crushed you in a mere two weeks in France lmao

>>137793753
>radial form
Whoops, *radical form

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>>137793453
I promise

>>137792296
>>137792815
Nth for glorious Scotland eternal.

I remember how I went up Schiehallion three years ago. It was glorious and a feel you little beady bed-wetters will never understand: heritage, tradition, honour, pride.

How does it feel to have your race destroyed by the two greatest Scottish politicians of all time - Blair and Brown. Only then to be saved by Cameron (a Scot!).

Truly a pathetic little brown race. Thanks for your women who so willingly throw themselves at my big Scottish cock whenever I'm down winning business over my weak anglo "competitors".

Pussy boys/. We own you.

You ought to be paying us more for having the privilege of our rule.

We're stronger, cleverer, faster, more traditional. Blonder, lighter-skinned, and have lighter eyes.

Whenever I'm in your shithole I'm a God among little brown haired black eyed beta cunts who literally cower in my presence upon seeing me and hearing my accent.

>>137793825
I don't see how he can say the fucking natsoc flag anon is ignoring the Jews.

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>>137792128

The kind of brittle little faggot who loves Muslim cock
>pic related
>UK antifa

>>137793955
Point. I forget about that ...

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>>137793837
>Carpet and firebombs your civilians

Anyone else enjoy Rense here? A show following the Charlotte protests:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQnfpZSWEVc

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>>137793955
Isn't it obvious who's behind most of the misery of this world?

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>>137792531
>>137793555
yeah I thought lightning had struck my house... that was the loudest thunderclap I've ever heard

>>137794089
>What is the Blitz?

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>>137793753
>over 100,00

>>137793837

We held our own and the ruskies were raping Aryans within 5 years.

>>137794225
>held our own
You were irrelevant buddy. Contained on your shitty Island.

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>>137794198
DO IT AGAIN

>>137794307

We lasted until Aryans were being raped by ruskies.

Fair play, no?

>>137794394
It was the (((Anglo))) who began the bombing campaign against Germany. For two months you bombed unopposed. Hitler decided enough was enough and retaliated.

>>137794447
Nah you were contained and left to rot.

>people who aren't in power can say anything they want because they don't have to actually do it
>he doesn't realise you can do the exact same while in power
You're a dumb cunt Ian and you sound like a queer.

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>>137794198
A mild inconvenience

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>>137794535
>. Hitler decided enough was enough and retaliated
And that's one of the main reasons why he lost the war

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>>137794651
Sure, buddy.

>>137794535
Kek.We switched to strategic bombing after you flattened rotterdam. Learn to history, son

>>137794223
My mistake. 25,000 dead, 200,000 casualties.

>>137794578

Heh okay

Shitler would have creamed his knickers at occupying the strategic point of Europe.

But we didn't let him have it. Heh.

>>137794806
>strategic bombing
>innocently bombing civilian areas in the Rhineland-Westphalia
Pick one.

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>>137794191
Can't see any lightning either. Just explosion like booms.

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>>137794795
I love the smell of incendiaries in the morning

>>137794892

THEY
REAPED
THE WHIRLWIND

>>137795004
Yeah, and now your children are subject to industrial tier rape epidemics by your new arrivals from overseas. Hope it was worth it.

>>137794892
>rhineland
They should have gone and been filthy krauts somewhere else then

>were back to arguing about fucking WW2 again
This is how brit/pol/ went to shit the first time. It took YKTD ruining every thread with his autistic sperging to finally drive enough people away that shit could go back to normal.

>>137794980
Yeah we got rolling thunder here, too

>>137795267
Because it comes back to that point in history. The West died when Hitler died, and it's all your fucking fault.

>>137795150

How is that related? Churchill ran on "keep England white" in the 50s. We were still a proud white country until Blair got in in 97.

You're a retarded little krautcuck who thinks we should have let Hitler humilate us because MUH ARYAN RACE.

>>137795267
I say the first time but I mean the last time. It certainly wasn't the first.

>He's our Chavez

>>137795267
>not savouring kraut salt
Besides the threads are slow so why not, keeps it bumped

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>>137794795
>DO IT AGAIN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkoxDOZcYYo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDr65Uj8Jn0

>>137794651
>>137794795
>>137795004
>>137795150
Reminder that the British are the biggest cowards in Europe. They fought for their own extinction and love it.
http://churchill-society-london.org.uk/astonish.html
http://churchill-society-london.org.uk/astonish.html
http://churchill-society-london.org.uk/astonish.html

Some excerpts:
>We must build a kind of United States of Europe.
>Much work has been done upon this task by the exertions of the Pan-European Union which owes so much to Count Coudenhove-Kalergi and which commanded the services of the famous French patriot and statesman, Aristide Briand.
>There is no reason why a regional organisation of Europe should in any way conflict with the world organisation of the United Nations. On the contrary, I believe that the larger synthesis will only survive if it is founded upon coherent natural groupings.
>The guilty must be punished. Germany must be deprived of the power to rearm and make another aggressive war.
>Our constant aim must be to build and fortify the strength of the United Nations Organisation.
>Under and within that world concept, we must re-create the European family in a regional structure called, it may be, the United States of Europe.
>Great Britain, the British Commonwealth of Nations, mighty America, and I trust Soviet Russia - for then indeed all would be well - must be the friends and sponsors of the new Europe and must champion its right to live and shine.

BOMBER MUHAMMAD DO IT AGAIN!

>>137795456
You could have kept your Empire, keeping a tight grip on your colonies. You could have kept your country White by not flooding your country with colonials. Hitler offered you the world.

>>137795004
For a look at a German city which was largely untouched by the chaos of the 20th century, Schwerin came out of the war intact.

I just showed this thread to all my left wing mates
and we're going to come over and beat you all up

>>137795646

How did the average native Brit benefit from the empire?

>>137795632
they're the vermin of europe, spitting upon their Anglo heritage by killing their kin, and taking pride in doing so. Shame on Anglos. your ancestors would be disgusted.

>>137795439
False, things were set in motion before Hitler and we were far from the only, or even most significant, cause of his downfall. If he was the last chance at saving things then he did a shit job.

>>137793504
Those bus seats look like Burkas

>>137795763
Good luck mate, I keep a spoon tucked under my pillow.

scot reporting in
again no signs of right wing independence
the chippy got a new lad in today, he looks sad

>>137795586
>kraut salt
>kraut
And I don't, no. Its all completely miserable to think about.

>>137795772
you would have benefited, the Jude would have been removed from his throne in London, courtesy of Adolf Hitler and the wealth would likely have ended up in the hands of the citizenry, rather than the jew.

>>137792128
>Drug deaths in Scotland rose by 23% in 2016
fun fact - a man was murdered over drug debts in my local park lately, and the guy across the road was one of those arrested for it.

>>137795892

Ah he shows his true colours

Your fuhrer Shitler didn't think we were the vermin of Europe, no? Bit of contradiction of terms there?

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>>137795647
Beautiful

A levels in 6 hours lads.
I am fucked and completely depressed.

>>137796099
>da joos

Not an argument.

>>137795456
>>137795772
very true. i never understand how people like to use that argument. it makes no sense and just screams "i've lost and have nothing to argue with".

the clock is ticking white boys

>>137796147
>he shows his true colours
you blackened his eye everytime he offered peace, of course he hated you after what you did to innocent German cities.

>>137793956
>i never thought i'd see an angry mob in 2017
>i never thought i'd see anyone actually oppose the political elite, lol

>>137796338

Shitlers biggest mistake was thinking the greatest civilisation in the world would have any sympathy for his cutthroat fascist bollocks. He murdered his best mate Rohm for power.

>>137794191
i thought it was ICBMs, really long sustained flash

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>>137796338
You should've learnt your lesson in WW1.

Never anger an Anglo.

>>137796564
>greatest civilisation in the world
lmao brainwashed to death into believing this I bet.

>>137796338
Nazis suck dick

>>137796613
>scots most feared in battle
>scots spoke french to help conquer Canada
HURR NEVUR ANGUR US ENGLISH

>>137796761
starve to death already comrade

>>137796166
If I ever go to Germany I must go and see the place. I have a mate who went around Germany, apparently Cologne is depressing and filled with homeless and he described Berlin as soulless. Shame.

Well I'm done for the night if you're just going to do this pathetic shit all over again. Acting like the most significant war in history is a fucking football match. Kill yourselves.

See you later.

>>137796060
kek

>>137796338
put your geo on

>>137796613
>never anger an anglo
>says the anglo who hasnt ruled his country since 1066
jajajajaja

>>137796925
I'll tell you the score tomorrow mate
night

i do feel a bit of sympathy for anglos i must admit, being brainwashed to death and all for centuries on end.

>>137796925
Aye - it's usually more nuanced than this when WW2 comes up. Night lad.

>>137797117
>>137797257
put your geo on

>>137797366
you're looking at it.

>>137797257
anyone in south leeds just hit by lightning? saw it from my window in hyde park

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>>137797257

Says the cunt brandishing a flag of a regime utterly crushed 80 years ago

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>>137797117
We are world conquerors. Do you honestly think I care about the opinion of a European? You've grown bitter and twisted in our shadow.

Just got up and my groin was completely numb.

Worried lads. Left side of my chest hurts too.

>>137797583
>We are world conquerors
>has been conquered by the Romans, belgic peoples, angles, saxons, jutes, vikings, danes and normans
>we wuz conquerors

The first an only brit/pol/ official discord is coming along very nicely lads. We only accept members after they have been fully voice vetted by one of our founding fathers. We now have 12 fully vetted members.
We are waiting for "ginge" to enrich us with his presence so we may crown him official king of brit/pol/ discord

>discord server link:
KtCx56d

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>>137797450
Take off the fucking mask, ahmed

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h-hi

>>137797656
rip. now's the time to text her... you know who

tell her everything

>>137797780
>ahmed
>British flag
lmao go to bed Sadiq

>>137797656
Lay off the teacakes for awhile, you'll be alright, lad.

Lads I'm seriously gonna kms
I've fucked my a-levels

>>137797905
Show your geo, son

>>137797782
Evening lad

>>137798016
How fucked is 'fucked'?

>>137798020
>show us your real flag, I need more ammunition!
No, eat shit

>>137797905
Take the fucking mask off you wanker

>>137798103
Did Politics, Biology, Chemistry
I'm guessing B, E, U

>>137797465
>utterly crushed
>resurges every generation in spite of the victors' propaganda being written into every schoolbook
pick one.

Stop feeding the Kraut (You)s and it will go away.

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>>137797257

>>137798126
Kek, shithole (probably non-white) country detected...

>>137797893
There's literally nobody lol.

>>137798261
>says the Briton

>>137798329
Take
Your
Fucking
Mask
Off

>>137798219
I did politics, history, law and Japanese

I'm gonna die

>>137798219
it's not the end of the world lad
worst comes to the worst you can repeat
or go do a btec in something that interests you
or get an apprenticeship
or join the military

there's loads you could do

>>137798317
Well pick someone at random, mate, cos those are heart attack symptoms

>>137798401
I have a bad back

>>137798219
Merkel?

>>137798219
Can you resit the E and the U?

If not, don't worry. Take a couple years off to work and travel then do a 1 year access course to get into uni. Assuming you're planning on doing a decent degree anyway, if not save your time and money and just learn a trade

>>137798373
>japanese

NONCE DETECTED

>>137796925
I too get wound up over edgelords trivialising history but dark humour is part and parcel to this place. Expecting a bunch of adolescent memelords to look at history with a bit of reverence is a tall order.

This fucking thunder, sounds like fucking nagasaki going off...

this lightning is weird lads

just a sudden pop of light like a giant camera flash. not sheet lightning, not fork...

then rolling thunder for like a solid 7-10 seconds

>>137798645
maybe norks are invading

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>>137794191
spooky, wonder what it was

>>137798559
>Can you resit the E and the U?

Do I want to?
Also I'm planning to go in to pharmacology so it's not exactly a meme degree.

I got an off for Liverpool to do a foundation for DDD and then Pharma and thought it'd be a piss easy ride so didn't do enough work and now I'm shitting myself.

>>137797782
Good evening my friend. Tonight I think a classical allusion for you.

Obviously gold being a little beyond your means perhaps lead, pewter, or even just boiling water would do.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manius_Aquillius_(consul_101_BC)

>>137794447
>>137793412
>Anglo values
https://exposedchastity.tumblr.com

>>137792986
And we trusted him not to invade the rest of mainland Europe but it didn't quite turn out that way did it?

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>>137798562
I'm not, I promise

>>137798834
maybe it's good that you found out now that you're not intelligent enough for that

>>137793723
What happened to Poland after the WWII? Germany didn't declare war on Britain or France. Why were German lands not in Germany even though they voted for reunification again? And why the fuck was the British government getting involved in minor territorial disputes related to German reunification that could eadily have been resolved peacefully when the USSR was taking over half of Europe and NOTHING was being done?

For example, from 1918-45, Danzig was 97% German and 2% Polish. In 1933, the NSDAP won an outright majority in the city elections, while the Polish party won 2%. What was a German city doing in Poland? And why is it called Gdansk now? And where have all the Germans whose ancestors had been living there since the ice age gone? After all, this is Prussia we're talking about. The homeland of Bismarck. Germany only occupied the German speaking land in Poland in 1939 and everyone lost their minds.

Meanwhile, the USSR INVADED Finland and the Baltics as well as occupied half of Poland in 1939. And NOTHING was said or done. Quite the contrary, they became the Anglo-American allies and you helped them conquer half of Europe. What's that all about?

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>>137798829

>>137798882
I thought I smelt a rat.

>>137777777

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>>137798759
It's a shitty storm, doesn't know where to strike next.

>>137799026
BRUTAL

But he does have a point.

>>137799173
i hear the wind picking up
is it coming for us brit/pol/ users?
is this our calling?

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Just want to say I was LARPing the entire thread.

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Have people really never heard thunder in their lives?

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>>137798868

>>137795004
do it again, bomber harris

>>137799284
What are you?

>>137799287
It's that most people are assuming it's terrorism or the end times instead...

Wtf I just got an acceptance email from my uni

did anyone else get this ?

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>>137799517
Nope.

>>137799517
fuck off

>>137799287
It weird rolling thunder though, initial crash then it just keeps going for minutes.

>>137792128
Thought that was quintessentially British women at first glance lol

Treason May is a traitor
earlier today gave the left a golden ticket for open season on any and all nationalist/right-leaning collectives
the left define the definitions

>>137799635
why?

>>137799615
You'll probably get it in the morning
I think only some unis send them out early

>>137799750
Well congrats anyway - what uni are you going to?

>>137799720
Source/explain?

>>137799720
Well this is the essence of the cuckservative. Disavow the harder edges of the right wing while the left embraces their more radical forms.

>>137799900
He's taking the piss you bellend.

>>137798834
>>137799026

>>137798219
Got AAA. Maths, Physics and Computing

did a Brexit all-nighter before my C4 Maths Exam (i'm a mad lad, i know)

easy business

If you do actually get BEU, you're pathetic

>>137800158
Just what I needed to hear you pretentious bellend

>>137800381
no worries lad, i'm always here x

>>137799517
where you goin lad?

>>137798834
It would be a lot cheaper to resit the year (or just the exams) if you can then add another 9k to your tuition fee

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I'm one ball tickle away from importing an RPS13 from Japan

Any of you A level cunts going to Lincoln?

>>137800542
do it you fucking faggot

>>137800158
You got to do Computing at school? Times they're changing. ICT (Mircosoft Office studies) was the only computer themed A-Level in my school back in the day.

>>137800685
>Microsoft*

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>all these a-level twinks

What's the most interesting book you lot have read recently?

Darren says some university sent out acceptance mail a day early by mistake.

>>137798834
Why do you think you got the E and the U? If it's down to your shitty effort you should resit instead of going into the foundation degree.

>>137801485
Twilight of the Idols, reading T. Shandy atm which is becoming my new favourite novel

>>137801485
https://www.amazon.com/Hitler-Hell-Martin-van-Creveld-ebook/dp/B0738YPW2M

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>>137801485
An account from a British solider on the allied advance on Rome.

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>>137801732
T. Shandy as in Tristram Shandy?
As in the life and opinions of?

I read that years ago. I remember disliking it enormously.

>>137801485
I've been reading mostly fiction these days and found this total gem of a book that every Brit shoud read (short as well) called the Ascent of Rum Doodle. Incredibly funny, it should be more famous.

>>137801912
>T. Shandy as in Tristram Shandy?
>As in the life and opinions of?

Yes, I read modern and post-modern lit which may partially explain my enjoyment of it so far.

>>137801997
Cracking book. If you like that then read
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Evolution-Man-How-Ate-Father/dp/0679750096

Terry Pratchetts favourite book.

>>137801488
Any update on the enrolment numbers? Also, can you let him know that it will have to be next week. There's an STD awareness meeting on Friday

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A-level results released today lads, anyone else looking forward to the mass suicides over at the student room when they get released and people don't get the grades they wanted?

I fucking love sucking me up some tasty butthurt. My favourite is a youtube video of a guy who was rejected by cambridge, he was mega entitled about it and eating cereal throughout, I can't find it now.

>>137802348
Thank you, this looks good and I'm a fan of Pratchett's books as well.

>>137802646
This is the best part of results day. Bigheaded cunts who think they've cruised it, only to have their dreams crushed by a B in physics.

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Problem, bigot?

http://news.sky.com/story/why-is-charlottesville-statue-of-robert-e-lee-so-controversial-10991207

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>>137803152
Lad keep the uncomfy American antics out of brit/pol/.

>>137802772
Not that it matters it's also one of my favourites too.

Then again I also read a massive /tg/ storytime the other day which was longer than some books I've read and loved it so my opinion may be a bit questionable.
>it was actually really fucking good though.

>>137803358
Should be a tacit rule.

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>>137803093
There weren't any suicides at my results day but a lot of people didn't get their first choice, sadly there were no big headed people that failed hardcore either.

Some people over at the student room really are big headed cunts. There was a thread I was reading a while back where someone was a first year uni student and said they'd be 'happy' with 40k starting salary after graduating. They have their head in the clouds.

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/0/robert-e-lee-confederate-hero-heart-charlottesville-unrest-statues/

they're all at it . .i guess the forces of anti-racism are stronger here than in the US.

>>137803412
/tg/ it wouldn't happen to be 40k related? I used to read Warhammer lore, back when I used to play.

>>137803573
>said they'd be 'happy' with 40k starting salary after graduating.

How can someone be so delusional?

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>Britain has numbers stations broadcasting all around the world
>Britain probably has spies in every country
A-Are we the baddies?

>>137803788
It wasn't it was more... err... drink eight litres of white lightning, take some cheap speed and eat as many iron maiden album covers as you can while listening only to Saxon.
Based mostly on British history too.

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>not going to the local university and living at home
>not staying all the way through to PhD
>not then becoming a professor at the university

ISHYGDDT, a-level twinks

>>137803358

Why not? This is huge news. To me it's the biggest thing Trump has done. I was posting on non-brit /pol/ about it last nite.

He'a awakening the white race.

>>137804046
my local university is literally the worst ranked uni in the country.

>>137803960
No, we're the goodies.

>>137803951
Don't know, wish I could find the thread but there are a million results like it on Google. He/she does get put down hardcore for it though, not everyone over there is a complete retard who thinks university = easy money after.

>>137804153
then scale up for country

>>137803573
That's the type of cunt who thinks they only have to turn up to get a first. 3-4 years later they're stacking shelves in Asda over the summer while frantically trying to find someone to hire them on their 2:2.

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>>137804046
>mfw I am going to a semi-local university to do a masters while at home

>>137804301
>That's the type of cunt who thinks they only have to turn up to get a first
Depends what you're studying desu, if it's a meme degree it's quite do-able.

>>137803788
Here's the link if you're interested. It's far more comfy if you read it via the archived threads.

https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Britbongsteros#Archives

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>>137804301
>not just getting research gibs and being deadwood at some comfy, shit-tier university

>>137804011
>>137804636

Cheers I was looking for it, I will have to lurk /tg/ again.

>>137803628
Lee

>Reluctant general
>Considered slavery politically and morally repugnant
>Says post war "we must forgive our enemies, not a day has passed since the war I haven't prayed for them"
>His estate becomes Arlington National Cemetary

>>137793337
Yes, in the heart of every Englishman lies the desire to reclaim the empire

>>137792128
Fuck, I thought that was a bus full of muslim women. Even after zooming in, I wasn't certain.

>>137797257
We're not all mindless. Some of us are awake.

>>137804973
Fuck that, the colonies can civilise themselves.

>>137805044
stay #woke bruv

>>137804743
Enjoy mate. It's the best thing /tg/ has come up with in a while.

>>137799923
She criticised Trump for condemning both sides. I am considering leaving the party over it.

>>137804973
I don't know lad, it back fired horribly the first time round.

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>>137804973

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>>137804307
>>137804046
This.
>big up living at home and not paying even more blood money to (((student accommodation)))

>>137804112
It's also big news as this country tends to follow the curve of US cultural trends.

>>137805375
>Being a member of the pedo party in the first place.

I guess you can be forgiven as there is no good alternative atm.

>>137803960
Not at all.

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>>137805600
>lived at home and saved all my student loan bennies and grants year one
>year two starts
>blew through 10 grand in 9 months on a car
>bank balance of literally zero by the end of it, had to sell the car
Good times.

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>lonley love

>>137806151
What car did you get?

>>137800613
>tfw no qualifications

>>137806190
gay wee fruit

>>137806151
Dave looking pretty human looking there, kinda miss his PMQs.

>>137806190
Feels time?

>>137796245
It's the only answer blind Nazifags need

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>>137806245
>being right wing
>in the year of our lord 2017
ISHYGDDT

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>>137806417
Yes, let's enjoy ourselves before the shitposting starts.

>implying I don't enjoy shitposting

>>137806231
Shouldn't say because people I know browse. Seemed like a great idea at the time when you're 19 and thick, but insurance + repairs + fuel quickly adds up when you drive something you can't afford.

>>137806190
Story time?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY

>>137806609
Oh cmon I'm the most infamous tripfag driving a rare as fuck car and that information has been released yet I'm still fine, what car?

>>137806585
Kek - it was a bloodbath last night.

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>>137806643
I was just quoting a song really

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wr22Dior050

there really isn't any deeper meaning to this

i swear

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>I seek to cure what's deep inside, frightened of this thing that I've become

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Seeing as this is the night-shift or comfy hours:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrkEDe6Ljqs

>>137806855
kek, ah right. Thought you might be missing Rightly. I wonder what he is doing right now? Maybe polishing his coat hanger collection, shaving his cat or creating some kind of mosaic out of old toe nails.

>>137807227
I'm gun dress you up like a good lil wite girl all nice an smooth mmmm das rite, den we gun run a train on u... das it

t. Michael de-shaun portillo

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HK0VG46zF0

gee wilikers, A FRIEND? I'm gonna make you my new plaything!

>>137807805
>phd cucks revealing their sick fetishes
Why are they all the same lads?

Has there ever been a phd cuck who wasn't a literal cuck?

Why is this?

>>137808190
it was choo choo portillo as a negroid

>>137805375
May is clearly trying to get progressives tories on her side by virtue signalling about Trump.

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From Malcolm X Wikipedia page

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>>137808468

>>137808468
Based Tories

>The German authorities don't know about his past, nor do they know the startling fact that he was able to travel from IS territory to Europe, largely undetected, in only one month.

And that is not all. Mutassim did not come alone.
Another teenager - one who served the caliphate in Syria and in Mosul, Iraq - made his way to Belgium.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/resources/idt-sh/an_education_in_terror

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>>137808562

>>137808389
Or she is a lame duck PM at the mercy of her Cabinet and it doesn't matter anymore what she says. So she may as well take a shit on Trump.

Why is honk the best poster?

answer me you cuckolds

>>137808837
Are you the real honk?

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You shall reap the whirlwind.

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>>137808910
yes

>>137808649
>The German authorities don't know about his past, nor do they know the startling fact that he was able to
Thought you were talking about me up until that point and almost had a wee heart attack.

wew

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Lads what do chicken pakoras go with? I have some but I dunno what to do with them.

>>137808759
>>137808837
Stop glorifying and promoting homosexuality you treacherous nonce.

>>137809045
A suitably aromatic dip I would suggest.

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>>137809133
so you dont want to have the sex with me ?

>>137808932
Are you also hand-biter?

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>>137809133
>1pbtid
Begone kiddyfiddler. Don't you have some Werthers Originals to be unwrapping?

>>137809045
Fresh salad is nice with chicken pakora.

>>137809045
The trash, where they belong.

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>>137809265
fook off m8 I've got this

>>137809045
No idea, I normally have Vegetbale Pakora as a side with my Curry.
>>137809213
I don't think you're the real Honk.

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>>137808759
because he's probably a cute twink with smooth milky skin... he probably smells like strawberries.... he probably has a soft voice... he probably likes having people play with his hair and pat his head... I just wish I had a cute girldfriend (male), no gay though .

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>>137809379
I am the real honk

>>137809045

You use them to wipe your ass when you done finishing shitting on the designated street. Then you eat them.

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>>137809028

The tripfag discord channel, I know it exists Pubes. I know you're in there with YKTD, Designated Leftist, Rightly, Rimmer and Eddie. I've seen it with my own eyes.

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>>137809246
I am your demise.

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>>137809396
stop same fagging anglo

>>137792128
get /comfy/

>>137809234


>>137809234

>>137809234

The real honk might as well become a tripnigger. Then he can't be impersonated at least

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assimilate or die Brit/pol/

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>>137809586
what no impostors here

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>>137809513
I take it that means no. He came on a few weeks ago, but I'm not sure he's been back since. Nice lad.

>>137809644
hey honk

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>it's raining

I thought those were mudslimes before I clicked on the photo

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>>137809644
GTFO FAKER, GTFO GTFO

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>>137809438
Why doesn't the real Honk use a trip?

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>>137809714
>implying I'm not him
you've been bamboozled desu

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>>137809970
because I'm the real honk desu

>>137809885
>>137809970
>>137809974
honk if you're horny...

awooga, three honks? I'm in heven