Alexandria wants your help in renaming Jeff Davis Highway

>>137406024
Ben Garrison Highway

>>137406024
Titty Skittle Expressway

>>137406024
Bump

Adolf Hit. Highway

>>137406024
Dindu drive

>>137406024
The Dick Slapperman Speedway

>>137406024
cant be done, VA law (Dillions Rule) holds that cities/counties only have powers specifically given to them by the state, which is opposite most other states. Changing the name of an interstate highway isnt allowed, facts aside whatever makes libs "feel" better.

>>137406024
George Rockwell Roadway
Heinrich Himmler Highway
Eva Braun Express

>>137406024
Virtue Signal Highway

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>>137406024
Al Jolson Hwy

Hugh G. Rection Hwy

>>137406024
Killallwhites highway
whitesmustdie highway
hangwhites highway

seriously something like this.

Wyatt Mann highway

>>137406024
David Duke Drive.

Heather Heyer Highway

That'll be worth at least 30years of cringe

>>137406024
Rename Alexandria to Stalingrad or better yet Tel Aviv.

>>137406024
Dead Nigger Highway

Chained Blacks Highway

Planet of the Apes Highway

Literally re-writing history
From Google searches
To historic, non-political monuments

These fucking nigger faggots are trying to erase the history of this nation

They're quite lucky that only a handful of conservatives are violent for now

>>137406024
The feelings flyover
Antifast

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Nick Gerz Highway

>>137406024
Roadie mcroadface
No step on snekway
The rainbow prick road
The im running out of ideas expressway

>>137406024
There's a road in my town that was called Lynching Tree Dr. Sometime during the 90s they decided it was too offensive, ripped out the tree and renamed the street "Legendary Lane".

Kek.

>>137406024
Adolf Hitler Highway for Peace and Tolerance

>>137406024
choose some leftist terrorist or a black cop killer

>>137406024
Martin Luther King Highway

>>137407063
>the lynching tree?
Do you or your neighbors have a truck stood on bricks in your yard? A pitbull on a chain or a neighbor called cletes or clive

Roady mc road face ave

>>137406024
bump

>>137406024
How about the George Orwell Highway.
The whole process of renaming it in the first place seems to be a tribute to his fiction.

>>137407387
>George Orwell Highway
This is the correct answer.

>>137407387
Love it, let's get this trending

Alexander the Great Hwy

>>137407387
This is my fav honestly. Shows a lot of truth behind the whole reason for this thread.

>>137407387
Defiantly should be the name if they're changing it

Highway of Traitors

>>137406024
Name it after a black person. Those always turn out ok.

>>137406024
Hang Em Highway

>>137407751
Malcom X Blvd. will ruin the city

Freedom Teabag

SHEEEEEEEITTT AYO GIMME DAT HUITE BOI Highway

>>137406024
Alt-Right Speedway

>>137407802
Kek

>>137406024
Mickey Mouse highway I think this will not trigger anybody in your civilisation of the eternal child.

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>>137406024

Should I write a program to spam them with suggestions?

My suggestions so far:

Buttsecks Highway

TonguePunch Fartbox Highway

Gushing Granny Highway

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>>137407387
Okay, I put in George Orwell Highway.
Explanation was something about "literary genius" and a generic statement about erasing history.

Remember to pick the "I live in Alexandria, but not on Jeff Davis Highway" option. It's the most innocuous while still making your suggestion seem like it's from a resident.

>>137408176
This one is a favorite here so far >>137407387

Butthurt Lib. Highway
Goebbels Highway
Adolf Hitler Highway
Verwoerd Highway
George Orwell Highway.

highway mchighway face

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>>137406783

3edgy5me

where's your eagle? did they steal it from you?

I went with:
George Orwell Highway
Saint Jefferson Davis Highway
Donald Trump Highway

>>137408244
I think we have a consensus on the George Orwell highway. >>137408235

>>137407387
We should do this one every time snowflakes try to rename something.

>>137406024
Barack Obama Expressway

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>>137406086

Roady McRoadface Highway of course.

>>137406024
Rober E. Lee Highway

>>137406024
Sam Hyde Highway
Ibn Mia Kaliffa Highway
Ben Garrison Highway
Robert E Lee Freeway
Michael Martin/ Travyon Brown Highway
Bixnoox Highway

My grave site is under 100' from his. Nigger lane

fuck niggers highway

>>137406024
new name
The Hwy formally known as Jeff Davis Hwy.

>>137407387
This is the best one. We really need to push this one as the one to vote for, as the other ones are a little bit too obvious and a lot less poignant.

>>137407387
Bump!

>>137406024
Alexandria is a shithole, worst city I've ever had the displeasure of riding a bike through. Build some shoulders you cunts, or at least get sidewalks.

>>137408542


shut up moot

>>137406024
Come on Adolf Hitler Strasse

bumping this shit. Come on anons let make some creative suggestions. I'm guessing we can also use incognito mode to vote multiple times, correct?

>>137407387
Using this

>>137408821
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>>137408821
>>137408821
>>137408821

This is what everyone should vote for.

What do you write in the comments?

>>137406024
Richard b Spencer hwy
Robert e Lee hwy
leave it a!one you stupid fucks hwy

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>>137409939
Butthurt Blvd

>>137409836
Should we also use a VPN? If there's a single non-libtard employed they'll filter out non-us votes

>>137410085
That would be a wise choice.

He did nothing wrong Highway

Shekels Highway

Burn this city of apes down Highway

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>>137406024
Clifford Trahan Memorial Highway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8q7Q4Y0yEH4

>>137407387
This
>>137409816
Straße*

I send Eighty Highway. reason some bullshit about being jewish lucky number

I recommended Captain John Smith, Edgar Allen Poe, and Andrew Jackson.

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>>137406024

Martin Shkreli road

or just make covfefe highway a quality shitpost

>>137406024
Virginia For Aids and Niggers Highway

>>137406024
The Boulevard of Broken Dreams

>>137406024
Reltih Floda highway

>>137406024
We need to make the suggestion seemingly harmless, but actually an anagram of something else.

For Adolf Hitler we have:

>Forth Allied Hwy
>Torah Filled Hwy
>Hill Of Trade Hwy

>>137406024
1111st Street

>>137406024
Guys. "Harambe" Highway.

White Men Engineered, Built And Paid For This Highway

>>137406024
Leave Egypt alone you fucking amerisharts.
How many countries do you need to destroy over stupid ameridiocy? You have no right to meddle with sovereign nations.
I hope the norks nuke your stupid fat asses.

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>>137411100
Check them!

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>>137406024
what do you think pol?

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My contribution

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>>137406024
Sheriff Clarence "Hello, niggers!" Strider Memorial Lyncherstate Whiteway

>>137411707
>Harambe highway
kek i hope they'll name it that way, a ture african hero

eichmann highway

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>>137406024
It's happening goyim

>>137410957
kek, hill of trade is harmless

So the highway needs to be renamed, yet the city named after Alexander The Great (Alexandria) who was a slave owner gets to stay? Bit unfair don't you think?

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>>137406024
Black Sun Highway

>>137406024
Antifast

>>137406024
the Chuck Tingle inertstatial highway road street

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>>137406024
Lain Iwakura Highway has been submitted.

>>137406024
Hitler didn't do nothing wrong highway.

>>137406024
The kool kids klub.

>>137415710
>>>/jp/

You're the second most hated board right next to us.

>>137406024
Martin Luther KANGS Blvd.

>>137406024
Robert E Lee
Andrew Jackson
Oswald Mosley

>>137406024
Sam Hydeway

Its already named Richmond highway in Alexandria. They're trying to change it for the whole state I imagine, which the assembly will never go for since it's perma-red.

>>137406024
>https://survey.alexandriava.gov/s3/Jefferson-Davis-Highway-Renaming
Oy vey goy you can keep submitting more than three good thing you don't have to give email.

>>137415942
>/jp/
>anime
You stick out like a sore thumb, redditor.

US1 is called Davis Hwy throughout Virginia. You can't just rename it.

Rename it to "Liberals Are Morons Highway".

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>>137406024
Ragged ass Rd.

>>137406086
This. Fpbp.

>>137407212
This

In no time, it will turn into a ghetto

>>137414252
Underrated

>>137417191

They can rename it in Alexandria. Just not elsewhere.

>>137406086
This so much

>>137408044

checked

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These have been popping up on Facebook and change.org all day. Every major city with roads named after figures from the Civil War is drawing "massive online outrage."

https://www.change.org/p/city-of-austin-texas-change-the-name-of-robert-e-lee-road/fbog/85094813

Change the name of Austin's Robert E. Lee Road

Austin has no connection with the confederate general Robert E. Lee, and yet we have a prominent road near Zilker Park named for him. It is way past time that a progressive city such as Austin abandoned such a memorial to a confederate traitor, and used that space to commemorate a more local hero who was on the right side of history.

We propose changing the name of Robert E. Lee Road. One possibility would be change it to Fritz Teneger Road. Teneger was the leader of a group of hill country Unionists who all refused to take an oath of loyalty to the Confederacy, and were then chased down and killed by confederate troops in battle. He would make a fitting figure to commemorate here. But the final name should be the result of community input.

In light of the horrific events in Charlottesville, VA, now is the time. Please join us in urging the Austin city council to make this change.

IT WAS HER TURN

>>137416193
This is pretty good

John C. Breckinridge Highway

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>>137406024

>SSSE

>Special Snowflake Safespace Expressway. The speed limit should be reduced to 25 mph just in case someone is offended by vehicles moving at high speeds giving off highly pollutant gasses. Also the road should be modified so that there is one lane of travel for vehicles, and the rest be designated for bicycles and roller skates only.

>#BLMM

>#BLACKLIVESMATTERMOTORWAY. All advertisement billboard should be requisitioned and be converted to tax payer funded golden monuments of the important role models of the #BLM movement (Shawn King, Treyvon Martin, Michael Brown, Eric Garner, that guy who was just assaulted by ebil racist nazis in Charlottesville).

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>>137409939
There's already a lee highway that runs through the majority of Northern Virginia.

>>137406024
President McPresidentface Highway

>>137406086
FPBP

/pol/ is always right

>>137406024
Shillbury highway and we name all the exits after famous Jews like silverman exit 309