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SPAM investment Guide. 2017-08-09 11:50:45 Post No. 136761423
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SPAM investment Guide. 2017-08-09 11:50:45 Post No. 136761423
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Your family consumes 1 SPAM per day.
Shelf life SPAM - 2 years.
2 years SPAM stock - 730 cans.
For 15 cans after the 3rd World War, you can buy a slave.
You have to buy 730 cans and spend 1 old SPAM bank per day.
Refill you`s reserve to 730 cans every week.
So you will be rich after the 3rd World War.
OR YOU WILL BE SLAVE!
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>>136761423
t. assistant spam sales rep
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Hawaii is going to turn to cannibalism when the spam tap is turned off.
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>>136761423
> buying not building
Not sustainable.
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How much will a can of Spam cost in .22lr and .223.
Cause realistically 1 22=1 squirrel which is like a fresh can of spam.
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>>136764033
>squirrel
all squirrels will be poisoned and radioactive
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>>136761423
>worlds stupidest viral marketing campaign
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>>136764033
SPAM=memory of good times and Luxury consumption
.22lr = if bullets in price trading imposible
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>>136764738
FUTURE SLAVE GIVES VOICE
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>>136762738
Implying you can't do both
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>>136764863
There's plenty of other food that has similar or longer shelf lives, companies market bulk shtf designed foods. The fact you single out spam, with its two year shelf life, is...telling
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>>136764866
Implying you have leftover time besides guarding your stash.
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>>136764863
http://www.survival-supply.com/mobile/servings-creamy-stroganoffbr20-years-shelf-lifebr-free-shipping-mp-5933.html?osCsid=93b844ae8286db400ae1a972bfa97ed8
>20 year shelf life
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reported for spamming
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>>136765922
>ePin Dude 8^O
>highlighted in green like meme text
even God thought this post was epic so I hope this gets lots of replies and gets posted in every screencap thread from now on
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3I3fpXpJAs
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>>136761423
>Your family consumes 1 SPAM per day.
>Your family dies after 3 months due to high blood pressure complications
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>>136765249
>>136765421
SPAM=memory of good times and Luxury consumption
old tread:
>>136751783
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>>136766746
Spam=luxury? What the fuck third world hellhole are you hiding behind the meme flag.
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>>136767524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3I3fpXpJAs
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>>136761423
City folk with city folk problems.
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>>136767987
all you living staff will die from chemical weapon and radiation
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>>136768303
Naw I'll be okay.
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>>136768950
>I'll be okay.
you`ll not
1st you need big tank of water, and well protected house with air filter system
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>>136766402
dweeb
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>>136769143
Like I said I'll be okay.
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>>136771739
so you have it?
but you will be poor and SLAVE later
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>>136765315
it can be hidden and guardless
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