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Brit/pol/- Tom cruise edition

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>Manchester Airport pipe bomb plot: Nadeem Muhammad guilty
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-40851414

>Brexit negotiations 'have not begun well' - Sir Simon Fraser
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40846830

>Armed US immigration officers stationed at British airports
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/07/09/us-want-armed-immigration-officers-british-airports-radical2/

>The Article 49 strategy to keep Britain in the EU
https://www.ft.com/content/9f4fd278-790e-11e7-a3e8-60495fe6ca71

>Britain denies agreeing to pay EU exit bill
http://lancasteronline.com/news/politics/the-latest-britain-denies-agreeing-to-pay-eu-exit-bill/article_d2c962b3-8065-59bc-939c-007b0da39f80.html

>EU data protection rules to be rolled into UK law
https://www.digitallook.com/news/political-news/eu-data-protection-rules-to-be-rolled-into-uk-law--2805330.html

>British woman shot in Brazil 'after getting lost'
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40847751

>British tourists shun France and terror-hit (Muslim infested) countries in north Africa as they flock to sun-drenched Croatia and Dubai instead
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4767740/British-tourists-shunning-France-flocking-Spain.html

>NHS to recruit an army of British nurses after Brexit instead of paying expensive agency staff
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/08/06/exclusive-nhs-recruit-army-british-nurses-brexit-instead-paying/
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>>136686090

The BBC and the UK are so fucked

>Full Fact software backed by George Soros fact-checks statements in parliament and news media in real time

>It is being developed by researchers at the Full Fact organisation in London with $500,000 (£380,000) of funding from charitable foundations backed by two billionaires: the Hungarian-born investor George Soros, and the Iranian-American eBay founder Pierre Omidyar.

>The Full Fact program will be first tested in the UK but will also be deployed in South America and Africa, where Kenya’s presidential election campaign has been beset by fake news such as bogus BBC and CNN news reports using fabricated polls to overstate the prospects of President Uhuru Kenyatta.

>https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/aug/08/fake-news-full-fact-software-immune-system-journalism-soros-omidyar
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>Japanese culture is superio-
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>>136686161
I hate Japan. I know nothing about it, but the animenonce obsession with it is enough to justify my hatred of it.
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MPs shouldn't get holidays
They should be honoured to serve the country everyday except bank holidays and Christian holidays
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>>136686161
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>>136686251
No bully
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>>136686161
*teleports behind you*
>hayai-
*cuts you into a million pieces with fart compressed over 1000 times*
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>>136686251
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>>136686161
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DC5RtcypOqE
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>>136686348
[picture of gay pride]
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>>136686348
What the fuck?
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He's right you know
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More news on the ensuring bullshit between Westminister/Scotland, further messing with our already fractured balance of powers.

https://archive.fo/4oplk

First Secretary of State Damian Green will meet Deputy First Minister John Swinney and Scotland's Brexit Minister Michael Russell in Edinburgh.
>The Scottish government has warned of a Westminster "power grab" over fishing, farming and the environment.

>UK ministers insist many new powers will be given to Scotland. Scottish Secretary David Mundell, who will also attend the talks, has previously spoken of a powers "bonanza" for Holyrood.

>Under the UK government's Repeal Bill, EU law repatriated from Brussels would go to Westminster in the first instance.
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https://www.theguardian.com/world/norway
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https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/jun/25/trollpikken-norwegian-penis-shaped-rock-formation-vandalised
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>>136686483
LEAVE NORKS ALONE
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Is owning a fleshlight degenerate?
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http://archive.is/qhfWk

>Judge calls for clarity on status of ECJ rulings in UK after Brexit

>The government must provide clarity on whether it wants UK courts to take into account rulings of the European court of justice after Brexit, one of Britain’s most senior judges has said.

>Judges have been told they will no longer be forced to do so, but can if they think it appropriate. However, the president of the supreme court, Lord Neuberger, called on the government to state its position explicitly.

Sounds somewhat promising.
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Glad I missed comfy hours last night, reread it back and someone was unironically saying Maggie thatcher had the same beliefs as Enoch on immigration and lowered it.
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>>136686483
>le non interventionist candidate
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Finally, http://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/838483/Brexit-news-EU-faces-mega-bill-sack-British-staff-London-agencies

>BRUSSELS is facing a bill of up to £10 million for severance payments due to British staff it will have to sack when it moves two London-based EU agencies to the continent
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These guys are lfucking morons
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>>136686394
UKIP would have been free to campaign again for us to leave the EU if Leavers lost the Brexit vote.
And guess what? Remainers are free to campaign for us to rejoin after March 2019.
The point of democracy is we should respect the outcome of each vote, and implement it to completion.
The Brexit vote was a vote to begin a process that takes 2 years. Wait your turn.
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>>136686704
Yes. Can you seriously not keep your unruly desires under control that you have to resort to a fleshlight?
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>>136686884
I lived in Seoul for four years and it's air quality was abysmal, it also destabalised the government with the mayor constantly fucking around with the politics.

Imagine giving part and parcel more power?

Fucking death sentence
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>>136686704
It's not a very cost-effective sex toy, they disintegrate pretty quickly I heard
A good sturdy butt device will last you years
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>>136686908
>The point of democracy is we should respect the outcome of each vote
No it isn't.
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https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-education-higher-university-study-university-leave-eu-remain-voters-educated-a7881441.html

Is it because you are thick?
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>>136687471
Saw people commenting on an article like this and most people were against the ones who wrote it
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Japanese culture > a*glo "culture"
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>>136687722
I don't think it's superior I just think it's comparably great
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>>136687722
Scared to fight?
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>>136687901
>t. wont show up

State of you, you pussy.
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>>136687774
Stop posting that flag, it's a fucking mess.
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>>136687935
I can't stress enough how disliked you are.
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>>136687970
It's beautiful
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>>136687970
>>136688026
it does look a bit too modern and geometric though
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>>136687935
I wasn't the one trying to get out of it, that was you : )
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>>136688019
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>>136688070
>t. won't show up
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Can one of you ever please prove me wrong?

I'm sick of always being right.

Show up.
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>>136687523
My opinion is that universities are massively left leaning, they are essentially reeducation rather than education
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>>136688129
You hope that, because you know that you're going to get battered.
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>>136688129
You saying that has no substance as we all were there as WN was willing offering to go up next week. While you shit the bed and started deflecting like this.
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>>136688229
That was a comment normalfags were posting
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>>136688285
But the terms are already set, no?

>>136688271
>t. won't show up
Keep talking kiddo.
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>>136688229
Which is a symptom of the liberal elite.

It's aspirational to be left wing and liberal.

It's competitive cucking
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>>136688026
Maybe if you're a dentist
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>>136687287
What are you talking about? Don't waste my time with some cynical bullshit
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What kind of drama is it upsetting the resident 16 year olds this time?
>not having Pußyboy filtered since day one
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>>136687935
I'll fight you as well m8
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>>136688397
preube is a real girl
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>>136688382
That there are a hundred different forms of democratic rule and respecting decisions it's key purpose at all. Also responding to a shitpost with a shitpost.
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>>136688420
Hope you will tbqh

Who's that dozy old cunt you keep posting btw?
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>>136688293
Really?

Shit son the race war is on!
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>>136688348
Set with you and rightly yes. I refuse to believe you can't meet at a place near you, within a couple of weeks as you're too busy. Given WN is willing to travel the entire distance.
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>>136688437
Are you missing a word somewhere?
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>>136688431
I don't care. Stop giving him attention, you betacucks.
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>>136688449
Not really, I just want to convince the blackfags that hang around brit/pol/ that these aren't things you'll never convince people of.

Similarly, the Guardian tweeted "protection of indigenous peoples is important for biodiversity" and the first two replies where "does this apply to europeans?"
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so, there was an """acid"""(not acid) attack right outside my house. what do? thinking i'll need to get tooled up now, just to pop to the shop.
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>>136688525
were*
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Thinking of saving more money in my lifetime ISA to buy my first flat sometime.

I ear 20k a year, think I could get a deposit for a flat in the south east in around 4-5 years? I want to be on the ladder before i'm 30
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>>136688518
"It's" should be "isn't", the brain usually unscrambles those sort of errors by its self so I thought a formal correction was unnecessary. You must lack the correct functions which explains the shitpost.
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>>136688490
As it is set with WN too, saves me from wasting two days if neither of them show up and if they both show up then it sort of evens out the odds.

I don't see why you're complaining when you're too much of a pussy to take me up on that offer yourself.

The more the merrier.
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>>136688611
Nobody can stand your presence in this thread, so why on earth would anybody want to travel to a boat yard in Scotland and do 5+ hour journeys in some cases to see somebody they already dislike the online persona of?
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>be away from any politics for about a month
>head feels clearer
>don't feel as depressed
>actually starting to address problems in my life
>still understand how bad things are though

You can take the red pill without overdosing you know, take some time away from here anon. Look after yourself.
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>>136688444
Too far!
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Yo tripfags apparently there was a leadership survey in the times by Paul Goodman, anyone got access to it?
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>>136686150
Oy vey only allow my truths in mainstream media! What I believe is the truth! Heeyuh, have some shekels, make the right wing views go away.

Fucking soros should be an enemy of the state, let alone being allowed to come anywhere near our taxpayer-funded media.
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>>136688665
>trying this hard to justify as to why you're such a pussy
kek

>>136688713
Wasn't he on hollyoaks?
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>>136688586
Go on and name a form of democratic rule where you don't respect the outcome of the voting? Also I'm not shitposting
Make sure you read your post this time to avoid any more embarrassing typos
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>>136688611
So let's say you agreed next week for arguments sake. WN showed proof of his train ticket to near the shit hole you're meeting. Surely that is proof enough that he wouldn't back out? Then if you wouldn't want to meet then, then you would be the one backing out eh.

And too far for me lad, not worth a trip up for a one and done.
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>Examples of severe cruelty prosecutions which resulted in less than six months imprisonment include the sentencing of two men to four months in prison, after they admitted to hammering a nail into a dog’s head before burying him alive.

We wouldn't want a tough criminal system now, would we? That would be very un-Conservative.
Biscuits and cakes for criminals. That's more like it.
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>>136688865
>luzbozys
what the fuck did I mean by this
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>>136688790
You actually did offer to meet me at the boatyard on the 5th of this month. In good humour, I took it as a joke, not actually thinking you were autistic enough to try and get people to fight you, you absolute fucking melt.

>>136688847
>Also I'm not shitposting
You were yapping on about buttplugs lad. All of your posts are shitposts.
>name a form of democratic rule where you don't respect the outcome of the voting?
How about the primary form of democracy where it is absolute and a regime/party is voted in and not removed from office? You know, perhaps not the most common theorized form, but certainly the most common historically and in practice.
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What're you lads listening?

https://youtu.be/SYiJKAVyTxE
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>>136688859
>trying this hard to justify as to why you're such a pussy
kek
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>>136685991
>>>British woman shot in Brazil 'after getting lost'
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40847751

>going to Brazil
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>>136688790
t. Angela Merkel
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>>136688958
The boatyard thing started off as a joke at first a coupe months ago but then a couple aspies actually got intimidated and ever since there's always one pretending that he'll show up until finally realising how bitch made they are and repressing it.

I wish someone would show up, I really do.
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>>136689005
Just finished lifting, going to find a hot tub and listen to abolition of Britain. Wuu2
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>>136688958
Absolute democracies aren't undemocratic
Ergo you're talking shit to save face. Be fucking quiet.
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>>136688997
https://youtu.be/1KsljBj3UEI
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>>136688997
Show your flag, coward.
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Someone go buy the Times for me and put up the article about the Tory leadership ty
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>>136686348
Do they actually delude themselves so much that they think they actually wore them?
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>>136689005
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>>136689200
>Absolute democracies aren't undemocratic
They ARE democracy, they still don't respect the decisions of opposition nor votes either national or municipal you mong. And I was responding to a shitpost with a shitpost in which you proposed another unconstitutional Referendum to overturn another unconstitutional Referendum and then about buttplugs.

>>136689178
Glad to hear you aren't fully disabled at the very least then but I have better things to do than treck from Newcastle up to some boat yard in Scotland to meet a tripcunt.
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>>136689410
I can meet you in carlisle, little man.
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>>136689244
>He doesn't like Yeezy

https://youtu.be/Ck6sZ_ZqD-Q
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>>136689252
I am off out to buy a paper for something to read at lunch, why is that article so great?
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Thinking of going back to university to study to be a kike lawyer desu lads. Life's going nowhere, figure I might as well make use of the 'tism.
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>>136689408
Imagine being so fat that you break your own car and don't have the iq points to learn to fix it yourself
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>>136689499
...and the autism has returned. Go for it, but I won't be there unless you arrive right at my door step in Scotswood, Newcastle.
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>>136689605
Get yourself in something with numbers then? Being autistic and a lawyer seems interesting considering you'd have to be around people the entire time
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>>136689499
If you come here I will kill you
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What do we all think of the Northwest Imperative?
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One thing you'll notice about brit/pol/ is that the person who is losing the argument, whatever it's about, will always be the one to cite Peter Hitchens first.
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>>136689617
I'm a fitter by trade, NVQ 3 in Engineering Maintenance.
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>>136689706
?
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Can't stop listening to this fre tune lads

https://youtu.be/E5ONTXHS2mM
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>>136689888
The only thing you fit is fistfuls of chips into your fat greasy mouth you cunt
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>>136689888
>He thinks I was on about him
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>>136689983
Nice.
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>>136689582
>I am off out to buy a paper for something to read at lunch, why is that article so great?
Some sorta article about who's favoured to lead the Tories
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>>136689957
did he say

i go to the salad bar
at nandos
in camden

thats deep.
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>21 today
>still a virgin
>finished uni so now it's literally impossible to meet women
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>>136686086

Is this a bot or is there actually some sad cunt who's taken it upon himself to post this at the start of every thread? Get a fucking job, lad.
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>country faces threat from foreigners
>threat manifests itself in the U.K. Rape, crime, terror etc
>"right wing" press report on it
>left wing press ridicule right wing press using poor arguments i.e. Appeal to emotion etc
>public is swayed
>no rebuttal
>threat remains due to stagnation of public opinion
>cycle repeats

I'm so fucking sick of it all lads...
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>>136690492
>expecting me to justify myself to a 1pbtid brainlet who uses brit/pol/ as a personal shitposting chamber as opposed to a political general

For the record though, no, I'm not a bot. You should be more impressed at how I manage to be a firstpost at 5pm in the afternoon. At 8am, it is incredibly easy to do.
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>>136690625
Ur sad
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>>136690440
The utter state of you lad, why did you not bother while at uni
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>>136689967
Oi... fuck you.
>>136689996
S... sorry
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>>136690877
>Ur sad
Thanks. I mean, browsing through your 4 contributions to this thread, with your ebonics and your shit talking points, I understand why you'd fit into the category of people who don't understand the relevancy of politics to a political general.
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>>136690929
>S...sorry
Eddie confirmed animeposting nonce.
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>>136690929
The fuck you going to do about it?

Run away and get drunk?

Naah just kidding your great
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>>136690440
No it's not. Try online dating, or meet a cute lass at a job, or try the clubs.

Are you overweight?
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>>136691008
The tism
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>>136691184
One man's autism is another man's pure dedication to making Brit/pol/ a better place. It's alright. No need to thank me.
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>>136691166
I'm built like a twig, maybe that's why.
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>>136691166
How do I stop being so angry all the time?
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>>136689005
I try to avoid feeding into the black hole of your ego but I would suggest that perhaps a time stamped picture of you "showing up" at the boatyard would convince people. Given that you're a cunt I suspect no one trusts you enough to actually appear yourself. Your ha but generally is to project whatever insecurity you're currently feeling onto others and I suspect that's what all this bleating is about.

I have never talked to you about the boatyard thing and if you have a time stamped picture of you there, I may engage further on the topic.

As always and sincerely, from everyone else, fuck you.
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>>136691381
Become despondent.
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>>136690625

Do you know who William Thomson was, lad? Lord Kelvin. He of Kelvin temperature scale fame.

Every morning he would get up at 6am, do callisthenic exercises, have his breakfast and then study for a bit before going to work at Glasgow Uni. He'd work, lecture, do experiments and then finish for the day. He'd go back home, have dinner and then study until 9 or 10pm before turning in. That's how he spent his life: exercising and studying, basically. Every fucking day. And it paid off - his name is known the world over. It transcends languages as the unit of temperature.

That's what actual dedication and application looks like.

So how do you feel knowing that the extent of your application and dedication is fretting about posting the same fucking image first thing on every thread?

Desist or neck yourself, lad. Get another hobby.
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It's everyday bro, with the Disney Channel flow
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>>136689635
>beta cannot cope
Kek

>>136689697
You'll do fuck all wee man
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>>136691417
Additionally I'd like you to meet me at John o groats as that's about equidistant from us, and I too will name a ridiculous date. Say the day before yesterday.
>I wish you would show up
>please show up
>please
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>>136688586
Are you thick or suffin?
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>>136691537
meanwhile the extent of yours is posting the same image
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>>136691417
>>136691591
>omega cannot cope
kek
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>>136691537
Skipped right to the end of that because it was so fucking generic I could see where its coming from. I usually just ignore criticisms on this, since it always comes from the same 3-4 lots of brainlets, but nobody can criticise the links as irrelevant to Brit/pol/ (much less they try), so the next step is to (for whatever reason) criticise me for spending as much time on Brit/pol/ as I do, which albeit isn't healthy but isn't your concern.

Why are you so hostile to the prospect of politics in a political general? Why does that link trigger brainlets so much?
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>>136691686
This is Team 10, bitch, who the hell are flippin' you?
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>>136691579
You're desperate to get yer boaby in a hole eh
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>>136691777
Any hole's a goal at this point
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>>136691344
t. Twiglet

Don't try to use this as an excuse like I used to.
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Imagine how shit you would feel if you were an international criminal who bought girls and you ended up with some fat slag with a melted face, when all your mates got the pick of Eastern Euro stunners?
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>>136691820
Mate you don't lift
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>>136691866
I'm starting to feel like the thing may have been a hoax to be honest.
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>>136691885
I Usain Bolt and run, catch me at game one
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>>136691885
So you don't want help pushing your car up the hill as I walk past?
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>>136691885
Pushing your non-runner up a hill doesn't count as lifting.
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>>136691925
>starting to feel like
It's been obvious from the start.
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>>136691925
It was, but as she's a white woman with kids she will do very well from it despite having broken many laws.
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>>136691973
>>136691968
Good one, pube btfo
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>>136691979
>>136691990
To be quite honest I didn't read past the headlines until my initial disbelief of the whole thing. What happened to the guy that was meant to have done it if it is a hoax? Or was it just partly exaggerated or what?
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>>136691973
Mate you could've sold your kia and bought a shitbox you enjoy by now instead of just fantasising about my car.

>>136691968
Watch yourself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dJ6x6Yujis
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>>136692135
And now you want my fame? Bitch I'm blowin' up
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>>136692135
Can't open that tripe link as I'm halfway through my ancient meditation music video.
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>>136692206
Tighten your hole while you're at it

https://www.vwhcare.com/how-to-tighten-vagina-naturally/3-essential-exercises/
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>>136692135
Practicality is unfortunately my #1 concern now.
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>>136692405
Yes, you're poor and incompetent, you've told us before.
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>>136692357
Mock it all you want. While I'm harnessing my inner aura and focusing all of my energy to be 100% efficient.

Be careful you don't see me when you're behind your car trying to figure out why it didn't start.
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>>136692435
No, my priorities have changed.
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>>136692462
>teleports behind u

>>136692619
Yes, you're poor and incompetent, we get it.
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>>136692770
>Incompetent
My car starts, unlike yours.
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>>136692984
You know my car starts but even back when it didn't it was still worth more than all of your possessions combined.
>>
>>136685991
>>British tourists shun France and terror-hit (Muslim infested) countries in north Africa as they flock to sun-drenched Croatia and Dubai instead
good goys i robbed a british couple this season
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>>136693344
That's why people can't point you out on a map.
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>>136693586
and yet you all keep coming here
dumb mofos, enjoy paying 50kn for a coffee nigger
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>>136693663
I've never been to another country. Travelled all over the UK but never abroad.
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Oh fuck, Owen Jones is doing a surprise LBC show on Saturday. Does Kevin from Rugby have anything left in the tank?

https://twitter.com/OwenJones84/status/895182184872632322
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>>136693663
Playing your part in the demise of the eternal a*glo, top lad.
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>>136693705
Well they say travel broadens the mind
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>>136693745
He hasn't got any credit on his phone
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>>136693210
>buy car
>doesn't work
>B...but it's worth more than yours
Not fit for purpose is not fit for purpose lad.
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A paki sent me this on PSN. Should I be worried, lads?

Is YKTD around? I'm sure he can translate.
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>>136693780
It certainly does, just travelling Britain is enough for me though.
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>>136693844
YKTD is in jail.
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>>136693844
He's probably the one who sent it.
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>>136693932
Fucking hell, I knew his nonce fantasies would be the end of him. How long did he get?
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>>136693838
>not buying a completely stock, unmolested classic to fix up and turn into your own
Literally the main purpose of buying classics.

>hurr but you should restore it and preserve it
Yeah have fun spending hundreds of thousands on a car and not be able to drive you fucking loser.
>>
>>136694103
Not sure lad. Probably life after the Finsbury Park mosque attack. He finally snapped.
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>>136694184
I'm not spending hundreds of thousands, I spent 3.
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>>136694103
he was the finsbury park driver. think he got 15 years for attempted murder.
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Fuck the tories
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>>136694284
Leave it to YKTD to fail to kill anyone but an already dying man
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>>136694273
That part quite clearly wasn't meant for you, poorfag.
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>>136693932
He posted last night
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>>136694216
>>136694284
You lads know YKTD is a Muslim, right? Why would he attack his own people?
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>>136694411
how do you think he posted? he made a sweet deal with big daddy, in exchange for some phone time.
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>>136694467
YKTD was always a bitch
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>>136694411
Seriously, when? I still haven't slept but didn't see at all.
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>>136694384
I'm rich in life experience and make enough to live comfortably
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>>136694544
http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/136626953/#136629668
>>
Which one of you did this?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-40861875
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>>136694554
>make enough to live comfortably
>drives a kia
>comfortably

>I'm rich in life experience


You should really just go back to shitposting, every time you try to get a little personal you just reveal how much of a loser you really are.
>>
>>136694646
Fucking hell, sad I missed the welsh cunt.
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>>136694302
Sort of right though. Polan and other eastern euros are the biggest rebels left in the EU. They just like the gibs.
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>>136694677
>implying I'm not shit posting.
Being an alcoholic ex squaddie is pretty standard though.
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>>136694651
>Upskirting is an offence in Scotland under the Sexual Offences (Scotland) Act 2009 - in England and Wales it is harder to prosecute
Oh c'mon, literally stuck in no fun allowed: the country.
>>
>>136694803
Your squad's dead.
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>>136694858
Would you want your daughter up skirted by a paki m8?
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>>136694889
Are they?
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>>136694858
Where does the law stand on upkilting?
I suppose you'd be more into that anyway.
>>
>>136694646
>WN being a total YKTD cuckold
fucking embarassing
>>
>>136694948
>implying the women here wear skirts
I just miss people wanting to see what's under my kilt.

On a serious note I'm just shitposting, I agree with the law.
>>
>this Charlie Xcx song "Boys"

The liberal west must be deatroyed
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>>136686226
they have the best religion it's basically about preserving their culture
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>>136691553
Jake paul is redpilled
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>>136695121
Why are you listening to it in the first place?
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>>136695185
On the radio in the break room at work
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>>136688895
nice fucking id lel
>>
The jannies on /sp/ are sperging out lads
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>>136695014
How was he?
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>>136695598
>sports
>>
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-40872882

how degenerate do you have to be to take a life
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>>136696009
>Croydon

There's your answer. The dodgy areas of London are literally like the set of the fucking Warriors at night.
>>
>>136696009
60% chance it's a nigger
40% chance it's a wigger
t.croydon
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>>136695965
>w/o/g
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>>136696749
Nah with Croydon it's 90% chance of woggery, Norbury and Thornton Heath are basically Mogadishu.
>>
>>136697099
'conservatives'

fucking hell lad
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Voting for this Globalist puppet over Corbyn,really such shame.
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>>136697246
So Labour is Socialist, "Conservatives'' are Liberals and Liberal Democrats are Liberals too.
Such a hard choices to make
lol
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What cars do you lads have?

Also do any of you have a flat or house I'm curious. I'm at the point in life where I want to start saving.
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>>136697559
Finally a good post.
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>>136697559
Mercedes from 2002
Flat.
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>>136697559
I have a bike
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Who do you think would win a fight, Joshua or Brand?
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>>136697896
mong
>>
Dead/pol/
>>
I'm really glad I explored my homosexual feelings
Got me out of my old toxic /pol/ mindset


Ahhh I just can't believe, I'm in love with a man and he loves me!
>>
>>136698195
That's because discussion is garbage at selective times. Dead/pol/ just becomes peoples personal shtposting chamber.
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>Be English girl
>Move to this region
>Marry a brown-skinned gypsie
> Brag about that and make sure everyone knows it
>Call news to report about it.

Fucking Anglos
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Will we pay when the call comes?
>>
the utter state of these threads some times, makes me glad we have a separate discord to amuse ourselves in
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>>136698746
Shhh
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>>136698746
It's because you're here shitting the place up.
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Hahaha
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>>136698746
Give me the discord lad. I just signed up yesterday.
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>>136698897
nice cat
>>
>>136685991
>>Britain denies agreeing to pay EU exit bill
you're all fucking stupid
uk is paying billions to those evil fucks right now
and it'll never stop
they're just agreeing to call it something else
kill them all i say
>>
>>136698923
Nevermind, turns out I have it in my sticky notes from months ago, I just never got around to joining it. I suspect you cunts were not going to tell me anyway.
>>
>>136698746
>>136698876
This
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>>136699015
>>
>>136699278
gCmYfK is invalid or I just don't know how to work the pile of shit that is discord.
>>
>>136699747
pube changed the password on purpose after your post, ill try to get it off of him and give it to you soon lad
>>
>>136699905
What a melt. If he isn't liked at all in the real Brit/pol/ thread, what the fuck is he doing in the discord? Trying to get people to meet him at his boat yard?
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Just got an invite for politics, philosophy and theology but it looks wank.
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Pubes, you're going down sonny boy.
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>>136700495
>>136700090
we just have him in his own disgusting channel where he can't even talk
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>tfw a bunch of handicaps are on the lookout for the boogeyman
I've never used discord in my life.
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anyone else not really bothered by race? It's just muslims that get on me nerves tbqh
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>>136700726
I don't think Pube will be a problem for much longer after his embarrassment 2 nights ago threatening to meet the better liked tripcunt for a fight.
>>136700948
I don't even know how that pile of wank works nonce.
>>
Think I might be gay lads, can I still collect my jobseekers or will they stop my payments if they did out?
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>>136701240
Find out*
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>>136701188
I'm suppose to be embarrassed because rightly is a pussy?
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>>136700948
Prussians are autistic nation wreckers.
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>>136701240
pube exposed?
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>>136701383
Bavaria is an irrelevant shithole. Go lick some Austrian arse you fucking Papist freaks.
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>>136701383
>>
>>136701274
For a large collection of reasons, I'd say, ranking them off the top of my head on 24 hours of nosleep.

1. Your presence for almost a year in Brit/pol/ with no actual contributions ITT to your name
2. Threatening to meet an OCD kid you met on a thread on a sub-board of a bigger board for a fight.
3. The fact you're wallowing in a place where your disliked.

M8 you must have some form of embarrassment.
>>
>tfw bought £100 of t shirts (3 white and 3 black)
>new smartphone (blackberry priv - £250)
>new ring (£80)
>128gb micro sd card and sd2vita adapter (£40)
>ham, mayo and brown bread to make an egg sandwich (£5)
>union jack and st george's flag (£5)
wew haven't spent this much money for a while, feels good lads
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>>136700726
Is this the same Discord where the admin has a thing for nigger chicks?
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>>136686483
>staying in the EU

lol, no
>>
>>136701609
>trying to brag when you're this poor

>blackberry
2010 called.

>>136701537
>being this new
Why are you here?
>>
>>136701609
wew
>smartphone
>blackberry
pick one
>>
Hi, could someone help me please? I'm trying to find the thread where people discuss British politics.
>>
>>136701850
>r/ukpolitics
here u go
>>
>>136701763
>>136701803
it's the most aesthetic phone to ever be made
>>136701850
you're in the wrong place
this is edgy brit/feel/
>>
>>136702022
>not getting it on contract
Why would you do this?
>>
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>>136686483
>we
>diego
>>
>>136702177
I pay £5 a month for unlimited texting to people on virgin, 1gb internet and idk how many minutes which is good enough for me.
>>
>>136702177
>not getting giffgaff
Pleb
>>
>>136702345
makes sense as i'm sure you know plenty of virgins.
>>
>>136702344
>Yanks
>>
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Ever since I was a little boy I've wanted a blue passport. For almost every night of my childhood I cried into my pillow, sobbing and wailing in despair, as I thought I would never be able to have one. When I got in from school every day I would sit down and stare for hours at my grandad's old passport, in its glorious, patriotic baby blue colour. Staring at it filled me with both gushing pride for the greatness this country once had, and melancholy for what it had become. We were once able to display our blue passports with a spring in our step, but the tyrannical, fascist European superstate robbed them from us. I can't imagine what it must have felt like on the day they announced that our blue passports would be replaced with hideous, grotesque, horrible burgundy ones - it must have felt like finding out that your only child had been abducted by pedophiles.

As I thought I would never have the honour of having a great British blue passport and would instead be relegated to using a burgundy one, as if I were some sort of lowly Polack or Frenchman, I decided that I would buy a rope and hang myself. But, in an act of what could only have been divine intervention, it was announced that there would be a referendum held on leaving the EU. I finally had a tiny sense of hope, but it was enough. I was nervous, giddy, restless. I spent countless months tossing and turning in bed, unable to sleep. How could I, if I knew there was a chance (however slight) of me one day owning a blue passport?

1/2
>>
>>136702638
When the day of the referendum finally came, I knew what I had to do. It was the pencil-pushing bureaucrat scum in Brussels who had tormented me for what seemed like my entire life. Those cruel bullies were keeping the British people down with Burgundy-coloured shackles. But June the 23rd was the day we fought back. And won.

I couldn't believe it. When the results were announced, I wet myself out of euphoria. I was ecstatic. For the first time in my life, I was happy. My anguish and suffering was gone forever. We were finally going to get our blue passports back.

Yes, my fellow Britons, we're finally going to get it. And I don't care what it takes. These whinging remoaners have done nothing but rant and rave about the economic cost of Brexit, but I honestly couldn't care less. I'll do whatever I have to. I'll pay more for my groceries. I'll sew patches into my clothes instead of buying new ones. I'll eat grass. I don't care. As long as I get my blue passport.

2/2
>>
Wikipedia is all-out shilling today. Don't do it.
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>>136702409
Your post is point in case
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>>136702336
>>
So how did Germany become a (((superpower))) country after losing 2 world wars and the treaty of Versailles that destroyed them.

Only did a short shit module on economic history and thought so I don't know much around ww1 apart from the basics around it really.
>>
>>136702691
?
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>>136702720
coping this hard wew
>>
>>136702177
>contract phones
Hahahah! Are you stupid?
>>
>>136702834
nice non-reply lad
>>
>>136702773
You should have two # in your trip, like name##password

This will prevent it being easily crackable in the future, do it now with a new password so that we know it is you if you want.
>>
>>136685991
The Nadeem Muhammad thing is worrying
>ETD negative result on main charge
>Undetectable detonator
>>
>>136702773
It didn't, really. It became opportunist and things unique to Germany allowed it an initiative in the early stages of the war. At no point did it exceed any of the western allies in a particular area, nor did it understand how to put an economy on a war footing.

Germany fought WW2 as a middle of the road power, with a great deal of captured equipment and massive reliance on its allies. It held out for as long as it did because of its geographical position, isolation from its enemies and the state of technology in 1940. That's the impressive bit, just how crap it was.
>>
>>136702897
no point after obliterating you with my original reply and then you using a shit tier response.
>>136702930
ohhh was wondering why i only have one "!" cheers lad.
>>
>>136703121
Yeah no problem, just make sure that it is a new password than the one you were using with the single # otherwise there isn't much point.
>>
>>136701763
We went over this last thread mong. Besides, if I was new I might actually like you.The only people who do like you are the new ones.
>>
>>136703121
>being this fucking new
>>136702857
>being this fucking poor
>>
>>136703193
>newfag trying this hard to blend in
Such a fragile little ego.
>>
>>136703211
>>136703173
why are you on here every day
>>
>>136703173
yeah gave it a new password of random assortments.

You bothered starting with the antifa video yet or been busy?
>>
>>136703211
watch your mouth mong.
>>
>>136703211
>spend 200% the price of the phone over the course of the contract instead of just buying the phone outright and having a cheap contract that you can change whenever you fucking want
Okay bro. Keep giving it up to the kikes.
>>
>>136703121
please go back
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>>136703428
>implying my contract isn't cheaper
I understand if you never fucking call anyone but then why have a phone.
>>
NEW THREAD

>>136703538
>>136703538
>>136703538
>>136703538
>>
It's like the 4chan equivalent of Loose Women in here. FFS you tripfags need to die.
>Random Muslim has advanced IED
>Nobody knows anything about him
>DHS want to put armed officers here (won't happen)
>We'll have diplomatic issues with Trump

And no fucker is interested. Fuck Brit/pol/.
>>
>>136703376
Or what you pussy?

You'll do fuck all wee man
>>
>>136703535
>contract is cheaper than the price of the phone over 2 years
Yeah yeah. Keep lying kike. Gotta keep that shekel debt economy churning!
>>
>>136703650
>>We'll have diplomatic issues with Trump
Good.
>>
hello where are the pretty androgynous brit boys :3
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>>136699597
very nice
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>>136690440
Work is a great place for birds, or get down the pub and get shit faced, on-line is full of slags, chin up mate
>>
>>136691344
Birds like money n a laffin, if you got both your in, one is good enough most times, you fucked if you skint and your a miserable twat
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