/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - PRESS EVENT EDITION

>>135674179
MAGA

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AAAYYOOOHOLLLUP

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>Expectations
>Reality

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I'm here for the 4D chess™ explanation on why Trump is involved in multiple scandals and his administration reads straight off of a tabloid.
Why his 'handpicked' team of swamp drainers are now resigning left and right like rats leaving a sinking ship.
why he just burned through two communications directors in the span of a few weeks.

Please deliver, I am waiting.

>>135674262
PERSUADED

>GRUNT
>IMPEACH DRUMPF
What did Michael Thernobich mean by this?

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>July 2017
>Be the Mooch
>Leave your job to join the president
>Miss the birth of your son because you were with the president
>wife divorces you getting half of all your money because she hates the president
>get fired
>Still July 2017


WHAT REALLY HAPPENED HERE

>NOT AN OPEN INVITATION TO COME TO MY HOUSE
press BTFO

>>135674179
WHEN WILL TRUMP NAME THE JEW

>>135674308
lying doesn't help your arguments

what's the thank yew sean reporter's name?

>>135674321
Ayyyy fuhgeddaboutit

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>July 2017
>Be the Mooch
>Leave your job and sell your company to join the Trump administration
>Wife divorces you, getting half of all your money because she hates the President
>Miss the birth of your son because you were with the President
>Child support payments starting soon for 18 years
>President Trump: "You're fired!"
>It's still July 2017

>>135674371
John Gizzi

THAAAAAANK YEEEEEW SARAH

THANK YEWWW SARAHHHH

>>135674353
wtf I hate winning elections now

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would it not be better for Trump not to sign that? even if congress or the senate or whatever gets it put through anyway, its better for Trump to butt heads with them

THANK YOU SARAH

WAIT TWO THYANK YOU'S!?

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THAAANK YOOOOUUU SAAARAH

THANK YOU SARAH

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UNDEFEATED
NEVER LOST A DEBATE

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>Not to beat a dead horse, but let me ask the same question the other fifty guys asked

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give her all the questions

>>135674262
http://blog.dilbert.com/post/163412586896/i-tell-you-why-president-trump-is-on-the-verge-of
>I Tell You Why President Trump is on the Verge of Total Victory
>"IT'S SCARAMUCCI!! WE CAN'T LOSE NOW THAT WE HAVE SCARAMUCCI!!"

>"dae Scaramuzi is after the leakers"
>find out about Saramochi fired/resigning from a leak

LEL
E
L

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CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>>135674517
Based Bannon

>>135674308
no one that has resigned or been fired have been hired by Trump. They are all deep state traitors left there by obama. and the scandals are all fake news.

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>Including Jared and Ivanka

TRUMPTARDS WILL DEFEND THIS AHAHAHHA

>>135674466
No because then any changes he wants to make on it, like them impeding on his executive power will be untouched.

Guys I want to stay true to trump. I've never been entirely sold on his attitude but he's a man I truly believe loves his county and wants nothing but the best for America and the west. Also as a brog during brexit a globalist like shillary would have fucking destroyed us with trade so no matter what he does I am happy he's in not just winning over hillary but him as the only pro brexit anti globalisation non cuck candidate.

That said,wtf Is going on? This has been crazy on top of crazy with you guys talking about 11d uno.

How do we support a guy who seems to keep fucking everything up? The current theory seems to be a military take over of the staff and this being about getting rid of the leakers (this was leaked to the nyt)

>>135674525

Objection your honor: Repetitive

>>135674281
>it's a "I need to make it all about me" episode

>>135674508
Literally who

@135674308
>shill image
that's ivanka's dad you double nigger
>multiple scandals
simply eric
>reads straight off a tabloid
nice meme, did cnn make it for you?
>resigning left and right
what does the comms director have to do with swamp draining?

A SKELETON HAS BEEN WHEELED INTO THE WH

I REPEAT, A SKELETON IS IN THE WHITE HOUSE

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>>135674508
>enjoying reddit and memey: the improv show that cant improv its way out of a paper bag

>>135674517
because Steve fugs himself t. Antoni :DDD

>>135674590
Yes the kike and Ivanka will now be disciplined by Kelly. What's wrong with this you mentally retarded faggot?

>>135674648
They're trying to spook the leakers

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You thought I'd let greasy Italians mouth off all over the White House? The Irish rule this land and will forever you foul mouthed hustler!

Go get your fucking shine box, you're through kid.

>>135674517
When Robert Star's daughter speaks, you should listen.

Press confirmed retarded

>Salty
You can even hear the other reporters confusion

>didn't respect chain of command
>>135670644
Spicer hasn't officially resigned yet.
>>135669573
>The Mooch is still in the administration
So the Mooch is now an OECD ambassador?

>>135674565
:(

>>135674528
It`s the hue girl?
Don`t do it.

>>135674648
t. Skellyanne Boneway

How likely is it that someone will replace Spicer, assuming he does come back as press secretary? As a person he's good but he's way too nice to the press and soft spoken to be press secretary.

>>135674707

Not discipined but they're equally powerful. Please learn to read

tick tock
>t. pink dress

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>>135674517
>Don't fuck with Steve

>>135674529
shills on suicide watch

https://www.periscope.tv/ScottAdamsSays/1RDGlmbwkBqJL

>>135674508
I thought S3E2 made good points about how modern society ruins relationships and emasculates men.

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>>135674739
I don't trust Kelly.

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MORE LIKE TURNOVICH

>>135674508
yup,knew it....something felt off and wasn't funny in general

DO YOU WANT TOTAL WAR?

not sure why trump needs a 'communications director'. he needs to do less communicating, not more

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I like how Trump will fire someone if it isnt working or whatever reason and not worry about the press yelling"muh chaos!" He dont give a fuck. Obama would think about it and poll it and find a friday night to break it. Trumps like" your out bitch!".

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>>135674517
YASSSS KING SLAYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>135674648
>also I love Kellyanne

>>135674807
well spicer would come back as comm director, sanders has been doing great as press sec- even according to msm

>>135674517
>Bannon persuaded Kelly to sack Scaramucci instantly

On how many levels of PERSUASION is Bannon on?

>>135674832
>backpedalling persuasionman desperately struggles to cover his tracks as his biggest most confident claim is a huge swing and miss
>"d-don't worry guys i've completely reframed it using my Hypnotist Training(tm) and now you'll see why i'm actually right!"

>>135674839
I don't even know what that means

>>135674820
Your reading comprehension is garbage you fucking dumbass. It literally implies ALL WH STAFF REPORTS TO KELLY
INCLUDING JARED AND IVANKA

When is April gunna ask a nigger question and the response will be "Do you ever talk about anything else but black people or are you just a racist?"

>>135674608
Art of War, bong bro...

16. Amid the turmoil and tumult of battle, there may be seeming disorder and yet no real disorder at all; amid confusion and chaos, your array may be without head or tail, yet it will be proof against defeat.

17. Simulated disorder postulates perfect discipline, simulated fear postulates courage; simulated weakness postulates strength.

20. Hold out baits to entice the enemy. Feign disorder, and crush him.

>>135674517
Has she ever been right?

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>>135674807
>he's way too nice to the press and soft spoken to be press secretary.
Nigger, you what?

>>135674937
Kelly probably decided Scaramuci must go when he showed his open disdain for chain of command.

>>135674902
Oy vey

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>>135674902
>too Jewish to be Jewish

>>135674902
Aren't they supposed to be good at economics?

>>135674608
Trump wants them to fucking hang.

>>135674839
Mooch was great but he fucked up. He made himself a distraction.

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DO
WANT

>July 2017
>Be the Mooch
>Leave your job and sell your company to join the administration
>Mission: Find and destroy all leakers
>Wife divorces you getting half of all your money because she hates the president
>Federal disclosure forms showing each and every financial detail your wife and her lawyers will use against you
>Miss the birth of your son because you were with the president
>Wife will probably get full custody
>Child support payments starting soon for 18 years
>Get fired and have it leaked to press before official statement
>Still July 2017

>>135674902
its a slam piece to try to reduce/subsidize the cost of kosher/halal foods

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Trump is a jew

>>135674820

Clearly AIDs has rotted your brain.

>>135674947
>People aren't allowed to be wrong ever

>>135674902
Go back to your "home land" then

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/when/

What happened with Scaramucci?

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>>135674902
> oy vey, applying foreskin cream on the nose every 4 hours is too much work

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>>135674517

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>>135674517

PRESIDENT

BANNON

>>135674820
holy shit,you're retarded..

SHUT IT DOWN

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>>135674902
>Too Jewish to jew

>>135674324
>party hard

>>135675074
>>Get fired and have it leaked
This, the fucking retard went and leaked it. Or he didn't even get leakers out when he was there, which makes him shit anyway, lmao.

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Crazy like a Mensch.


>Remember this: Trump's first reaction to the Scaramucci phone call with The New Yorker was amusement. As Trump saw the negative coverage pile up, he started to get angry. By the next day, he was joking about Mooch, saying things like "What am I going to do with this guy? He's crazy."

https://www.axios.com/inside-moochs-firing-2467672921.html

First time hearing Sarah, what's wrong with keeping her? She's stone cold enough and doesn't look like she had 20 coffes before talking like Spicer

>>135674839

>Cuckovich

>>135675089
He wasn't just "wrong", his entire "Trump is a master persuader" argument crumbled down around his ears and he's trying to salvage the corpse.

>>135674966

Please face the reality, Trumptard. Don't be a blind follower

I love how Sarah just abruptly leaves the briefings.

>>135675120
But Congress is already on the DC Obamacare exchange?

>>135675125
Trump thought his rant about cock sucking was an embarrassment to his administration and Kelly wanted to put his own guy into the role so he could have full control.

The Mooch got the old chief of staff fired, the new chief of staff is a former Marine who wouldn't tolerate Mooch's chicanery. Simple as that.

>>135674857

Ja!

>>135674947

I always enjoy the Scott Adam cucks getting BEE TEE EF O

>>135675125
Anthony scaramucci sleeps with the fishes

>>135674902
Oy vey! I had to pay for my gas!

>>135675233
Nothing. She fits the job well.

>that autistic screeching as Sarah left

>>135674585

>Scaramucci was hired by Obama

Are you saying Obama was President a couple of weeks ago?

>why was the president joking about police brutality

*as she is leaving the room

Now that fuckhead will say she refused to answer the question.

It's a fucking joke, he stole it from Seinfeld!!!

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Yesterday:
>SCARAMUCCI IS A SHILL PLANT BY IVANKA AND KUSHNER HE'S A TRAITOR BLUMPF IS WRONG FOR HIRING HIM
Today:
>HAHA SHRIMP FIRING EVERYBODY AGAIN THIS IS THE END OF HIS CAMPAIGN

I guess the phone call to the New Yorker must've been intended to actually be off the record and he fucked himself

>>135674466
No because it causes more friction between him and the people already trying to sink his presidency
Also Russiastan fucking needs it, they aren't being very cooperative and they're still arming cunts, plus this will put more pressure on them to get the fuck out of Ukraine and vlad's autism is flaring up causing him to knee jerk and do stupid shit that will give us actual reason to put really sanctions on him instead of this pussy shit
Plus Iran needs to be starved out

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>>135674902
memes are reality

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>>135675218
>hackers pretended to be a 15 y/o girl who was texting weiner
>weiner thinking the girl is 15 sexts her back
this isnt even better for weiner

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You're face when Kelly starts adding armed military guards (requesting from Mattis) during WH Press Briefings

>>135675261
don't the reporters feel like retards yelling out after her as she leaves? ive never understood how they think they're going to get an answer like that

>>135675310
Don't reply to facistflag shill

>>135675062

Yeah and it's sad. He is way more charismatic than Spicer or Sanders.

Reports are breaking that Scaramucci was fired after telling Melania he wanted to show her a real tunnel snake

>>135675289
He seemed pretty comfy, but his rants on deleting Twitter posts was pretty autistic.

>>135675284
Congress has a special exemption, by executive order of Obama, to be placed in the "silver" subsidized plan.

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What did he mean by this?

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PICTURES OF WH SKELETON BEING ESCORTED INTO WHITE HOUSE

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>>135675288
I've heard that George was giving money to his opponent

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>>135674820
LOL, you stupid faggot head.

>>135675425

Anthony's manicotti

>>135675288
He wasn't convicted for enforcing the law. He was convicted for abusing his power and doing in a discriminatory manner.

>>135674321
Not sure I can muster a better example of "Icarus" case

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someone make yourself useful and shop bannon on to this picture

>>135675288
If federal crime Trump can pardon

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>>135675288
>YOU'RE A CRIMINAL FOR ENFORCING THE LAW

>>135675288
F - maybe Trump will give him a Presidential pardon?

>>135675480
Is that the new comms director?

>>135675334
>seinfeld
>brought to you by steve bannon
reminder to watch seinfeld reruns on tbs to build Bannon's warchest

>>135675480
Did Ann Coulter come to complain about the wall in person?

>>135675475
He means less bloat is better.

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>>135675475
how the fuck should I know?

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>>135675353
thanks for the inpute mccain

>>135675288
He is the Sheriff that didn`t dropped the Obama fake documents investigation, this is revenge.

>>135674837
eliminating the "fighting" is going to set up a groupthink scenario
Sad!

>>135675480
Another one of Mike Pence's homo shock therapy victims

>>135675402
It's done so the news can replay the clip to and comment over it how "the press secretary rushed out of the briefing over questions about X" and "refused to answer the question when asked"

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>>135675345
You have to fit with the narrative, go.., guys.

>>135675334
Ugh you're right. That's gross.
>We posed the question to Sarah

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>>135674797

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Remember this: Trump's first reaction to the Scaramucci phone call with The New Yorker was amusement. As Trump saw the negative coverage pile up, he started to get angry. By the next day, he was joking about Mooch, saying things like "What am I going to do with this guy? He's crazy."

>>135675480
Top kek

>>135674508
Except they hired women at the beginning of season 2 and they started actively contributing to the overall storyboarding about half way through episode 4
All of them were forced diversity hires btw, nothing they actively sought out or wanted
But Dan Harmon is an SJW fuck so I guarantee you he welcomed it with open arms.
Justin should leave after this season so he loses his fountian of ideas and actually has to do some thinking himself instead of just making Frankenstein's out of Justin's massive idea dumps he thinks up while drunk on the weekends locked in his office
Funny enough, the majority of the gaxorpazorp field episode was spring boarded off their only female employee at the time

>>135675347
No. Everyone knows in DC whats on or off the record. He either wanted it out or that fag cizilli broke the code. You say this is off the record from the start. But a reporter knows if he breaks the code he burns his bridge.

>>135675608
What you talkin' 'bout, dude?

>>135675663
Of course. Arizona is the next area of subversion that the democrats are eyeing. Their rape of Colorado should make us seethe with rage.

>>135674902
>Falling for the jewish Jew

>>135675064
You would make an excellent wingman dude. I wish I knew you back in the day.

>>135675475
fake tweet retard, read the time. you're pathetic

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>>135675292
>not liking dilbertman
please kill yourself he is only human he is allowed to make a mistake, but he is funny as fuck

>>135675475
It's bureaucracy, not government.

>>135675288
Trump pardon when?

>>135675475
fail font

>>135675732
...and it really is a joke stolen from Seinfeld

I wish she would have said that when asked the first time

>>135675804
man that episode was awful too.

>>135675821
steve bannon makes money on seinfeld...how are you this new

>>135675758
Fragile ego, firing spree, whack-a-mole leak hunting, ship sinking around his ears... What is to be done?

>>135675475
Existing job titles does not equal necessary job

>>135675851
>I-I posted it again, that one time dilbertman was funny on Twitter over a year ago..............................................................................................................................

>>135675867
That's a 6 months / 1000 dollars misdemeanor anon.

Gotta be honest, its really embarassing watching trump have to fire every single one of his staff members.

It makes him look incompetent.
Who is even left from his original appointees? Lmao...at least its fun watching him crash and burn.

>>135675851
>Scott Adams becomes Comms director

>>135675804
That was the worst episode after the cable box one

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>>135675480
>>135675776
WHAT DID THEY DO TO KELLYANNE?

>>135676003
Trump posting bail when?

Just got home, why was mooch fired?

>>135675400
>Weapons ready

>>135675932
What, been here long time, never heard that.

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>>135675992
>1 time

>>135676124
To get to the other side
t. White house skelegate

>>135676124
He got testy with Kelly.

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>>135676124
He did something to Kellyanne, she had to be carried out.
>>135675480

>>135674517

Tfw you realize the whole past two weeks has been a massive powerplay by Bannon

> Spicer and RNC folks all fired in comms

> Priebus and RNC folks all fired in West Wing

> Mooch gets scooched

Say it with me: WHITE. HOUSE. CHIEF. STRATEGIST.

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>>135676124

So are the majority of you guys still defending all these sackings? Wew lad. I can completely understand why you voted for him over Clinton, but objectively, a lot of his tenure so far has been really embarrassing.

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TEN DAYS.
TEN FUCKING DAYS.

>>135676150
Next you'll be asking who produced Suicide Squad.

>>135676150
He co-produced Seinfeld, or something like that, so he still gets a part of the royalties.

>>135676124
Your president is losing his grip on reality and firing everyone in sight in a complete and utterly futile attempt to find the leakers (hint: it's everyone. Everyone hates him).

>>135676124
GENERAL KELLY = CHIEF OF STAFF HIRE.

SARAMUZI = OPEN DISDAIN FOR CHAIN OF COMMAND.

What do you think Army man thinks of that?

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>>135675660
>The Heather poster is a dirty Russiboo
Well that's dissapointing

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>>135676075
A joke that set itself up. KAC is not that thin anon, she has nice boobs, ass and legs, you are thinking of Ann.

>people are really surprised the man known for his famous catchphrase "YOU'RE FIRED" has fired somebody

>>135676257
What the fuck is going on? This is the same statement for when Spicer left.

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>Drumfpf is a Kushner / Ivanka puppet and they wanted him to hire Scaramucci

>Scaramucci is going after Bannon next, Ivanka and Jared want him gone. Will you drumpfkins still support him once Bannon is gone?

>>135676257
Translation: General Kelly sperged out because somebody questioned him

>muh rank

>>135676257

So in order words Mooch arrived, cleaned house, and left to strike out on his own?

135676349
Here's that (You), forever out of reach

Man, this is fun. It feels like Trump's Chief of Staff is suddenly going to bring order to chaos. Pretty smart, create your own chaos and then hire a guy to clean it up...

>>135674590
you realize kushner co is to put a degree of seperation between Trump and his staff right? gives him plausible deniability, kushner co can lie to the staff for the president, antisemitism card can be played with middle east works. play chess you idiot.

>>135676268
This is exciting to watch. It doesn't hurt anyone.

>>135676334
Ah, thanks man, he doesn't seem like a comedic type guy

>>135676268
That's rich coming from a limey cocksucker.

>>135676371
>she has nice boobs, ass

???

>>135676435
>strike out on his own
>sold his company
>got divorced by his wife
>missed his own son's birth
>is now left out in the cold with literally nothing
Good job.

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I have the trump flavored sleepy poster hostage.

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>>135676371
HOLY SHIT

>>135676435
That's the way I look at it.

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>MADURO REGIME
>MADURO IS A DICTATOR

IT'S HAPPENING. OUR NEXT INCURSION IS VENEZUELA

>>135676371
Ann has good juggs too.

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>>135674179
>/ptg/ does not even realise the deepstate coop is habbing and they and trump are losing

>>135676268
and how long is your joke of a government going to last, mohammad?

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>>135676124
He crossed bannon and the new chief of staff

>>135675929
>>135676039
Yeah but it had a Marmaduke reference and Rick did nothing but openly illustrate why women can't in2anything but dicks

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>>135676400
Scarmooch was a merc brought in to kill Rinse Penis. He did his job and it's time to go.

He was only hired to keep the press busy while the FBI initiated the HRC/DWS case by arresting Imran Awan, their IT pakistani spy.

>president's catch phrase in civillian life was "you're fired"
>pundits surprised when he fires people

>>135676558
Maduro is a dictator, he just fudged an election to basically do away with the constitution. He is basically president for life now.

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>>135676150

>>135676528
>character written in as a plot device to move the story along rather than allow it to unfold organically
>writers hate the character so make his removal from the show as painful as possible

>>135676371
She is very attractive agreed. Wth is that picture in the frame? Looks like the nuke that pepe stands in front of

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man, this is better than a soap opera

>>135676334
he financed it, he had no creative involvement though. he brokered the deal, and instead of taking a cash commission he took a % of royalties to show he thinks the show is a good investment.

>>135675310
Scaramucci was never actually hired. He was just considered for hiring.

When are we nuking North Korea?

>>135676545
The real question is, how can they pretend this shit is real when they don't have a single woman that's come in and recognized the CC themselves

>>135676670
literally presidential apprentice

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Just got home. Need a quick Mooch rundown please.

>>135676643
>kill rince
>leaks don't bat an eye
>find out you're fired from leaks you were supposed to find
SUCH a good job.

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damnit i liked the mooch. i wanted to see him in action in more press conferences.

>>135676268
Honestly I expected there to be a lot of firings from the get go. My worry though is how it's being handled.

I think Trump is going to run out of people willing to work for him.

>>135676483
dude do your own fucking research. he didn't write it. he arranged the financing and took a royalty as commision. larry paige didnt even know bannon was involved until like 2016

https://www.pscp.tv/w/1ynJOVezPknGR

Gorilla man is live

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>>135674739

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>>135676853
He was voted off the island

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>>135676124
I think he might have had a little too much ego and gotten a little too lippy with the wrong people. I guess we'll see over time.

>>135676745
Just like my japanese anime.

WHEN WILL TRUMP TAKE AWAY CONGRESS' HEALTHCARE?!?!?!
>WHEN WILL TRUMP TAKE AWAY CONGRESS' HEALTHCARE?!?!?!
WHEN WILL TRUMP TAKE AWAY CONGRESS' HEALTHCARE?!?!?!
>WHEN WILL TRUMP TAKE AWAY CONGRESS' HEALTHCARE?!?!?!
WHEN WILL TRUMP TAKE AWAY CONGRESS' HEALTHCARE?!?!?!
>WHEN WILL TRUMP TAKE AWAY CONGRESS' HEALTHCARE?!?!?!

If Mooch's pooch dies tomorrow, he's lived the quintisential blues song in a week

>>135674317
https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/892115236236308480
He doesn't want impeachment. He's just worried it might actually happen.

>>135676730
Smooth move

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Just heard about the firings

Used to be a 24/7 ptg general guy but I have slacked off since November, any big updates?

>>135676962
FAITH N BGORRAH
I LIVE ON AN ISLAND SURROUNDED BY FISH BUT IM STARVIN WITHOUT ME POTATOS

I dont trust Kelly

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FUCKING CHRISTFAGS STOP REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>135676891
>he didn't write it
I knew that much, calm down fuckface

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>>135676853
Oh fuck! That gif. Kek lolol

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>>135676282
Not just Suicide Squad my dude

>>135674317
he means he is a retarded hanger on, more of a meme then a person with something to add

>>135677072
Since November last year? This is one fucking crazy administration. You will have to narrow it down to a couple of things. I could spend days and days going on about everything. Write many books.

>>135677121
Fedoras BTFO

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>>135676527
>>she has nice boobs, ass
Pic related.

>>135677121
ov vey we are entering a religious aristocracy it's like annudah shoah

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j26KWRnFZNQ

Mooch was Trump's fall guy.

He did his job, and took the fall like a goodfella

Mooches theme song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j26KWRnFZNQ

>>135677035
*in the tune of the sith of azkaban* - They have done that themselves

>>135674839
Baboon man trying to be edgy.

>>135677121
HOLY AMERICAN EMPIRE

>>135677121
Bible up, son.

>>135676873
What happened?

>>135676268
>he says while his gov is controlled by a small Irish party that received a few thousend votes.

>>135677364
kys nigger

>>135677121
UM THIS IS WHAT THE HANDMAIDS TAIL IS ABOUT DRUMPF YOU CANT DO THIS
>>135677245
objectively her best pic

>>135676873
You wouldn't have that is not their job, in fact their job is behind the scene. That is why when Spicer got that job you hardly ever saw or heard from him again. He was amusing but if he tried to mouth off to Kelly's face that just meant he was going to be an issue from then on. Better for him to use that loyalty he claims he has for other purposes like in the business sector of the executive branch.

>>135677245
Looks pretty skinny and normal if you follow the curves and not the dress

>>135677121
nice
let the triggering commence

>>135677364
This prank would work better if you linked to a previous thread.

>>135677364
being this trash

>>135677254
What happened?

>>135677121
atheists BTFO

>>135677340
he got fired

>>135677035
Probably never because it's likely a bluff. If Trump is serious though then I'd imagine Friday at the latest.

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>>135677364
Death to this guy.

>>135677121
I like 90% of the people who go to this.

>>135677533
What!
Why?

>>135677405
That's not such a bad thing, the DUP are pretty much "/pol/ - The Party".

>>135677468

Mooch got fired

>>135677470
I
WANT
FEDORA
SAAAAALT

>>135677245

would

>>135676730
>industrious jews

lol

I will be baking

Worry not

Wait what the fuck is going on?

>>135677364
you know, this doesn't work when the site tells you it's the OP post.

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>>135677121

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RIP MOOCH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBzfY8ABR9E

>>135677561
People are saying he wasn't getting along with Kelly or something. Others are speculating that he was only brought in to oust Priebus. I don't really know.

>>135677572
What happened?

>>135677571
I know, but the Britfag shouldn't make fun of other govs when his own one is this fucked up.

>>135677650
Chaos

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I dont know about u guys but this has been the most entertaining time of politics in my lifetime and im 45 Yo. I love it!

>>135677650
Mooch got fired by new CoS and apparently this is the end of blimps campaign

>>135677681
Fuck kac, mooch was awesome.

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>>135677587
>would
Only a homosexual wouldn't

>>135677703
is a ladder?

MORE 7's? Fuck.

>>135677763
>>135677763
>>135677763

NEW THREAD

>>135677763
>>135677763
>>135677763

FRESH BREAD

>>135677763
>>135677763
>>135677763

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>Fires Flynn
>constantly throwing shade at Sessions
>Fires Scaramucci

trump is not very loyal to people who are loyal to him is he

>>135676854
Firing Rinse wasn't about the leask you mong.

>Spicer: Communications Director of the RNC
>Priebus: Former Chairman of the RNC

>Trump hires both to extend an olive branch to Republicans
>Republicans refuse to repeal Obamacare
>Spicer fired
>Vote gets brought back, Republicans fail the vote because of RINOs
>Priebus fired

Trump purged the RNC from his ranks because they fucked him. Ignore CNN or other storytelling, look at the actual facts and figure the truth out yourself.

>>135674281
https://youtu.be/LYU-8IFcDPw

>>135677777

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>>135677650

JUST

>>135675074
Totally crushes someone who called him a joke. Trump set up the hit job.

>>135677035
Never, it's a bluff, and it's not going to work. Trump never actually does anything extreme, he TALKS big and makes it sound like he's going to do something extreme, but that's all just so he can bring everyone back to the table to make a moderate deal. You know it's funny, that's the way he always worked as a businessman, the Art of the Deal, and it worked great for him, but it's not working at all in politics, because businessmen actually care about getting a good deal and reaching a compromise if they have to, and politicians are psychopaths who are willing to set fire to their own boat if it means screwing over the other guy. It would be nice if he'd realize that in time and ACTUALLY do something extreme while he has the chance.

>>135677720
Whacha doin' on a Nepalese Shadowpuppetry Enthusiast Forum, gramps?

>>135677060
He's a faggot. He gave no good reasoning I was listening (mooch is gone so the "back stabbers" are running wild). Fuck that guy, first and last time I listen to him.

>>135677686
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40782299

>>135677922
> Trump never actually does anything extreme, he TALKS big and makes it sound like he's going to do something extreme, but that's all just so he can bring everyone back to the table to make a moderate deal.

be bailed on the Paris agreement despite almost his entire cabinet opposing the decision

>>135677742
I mean chief of staff kelly, but i think someone else mentinioned kellyanne so maybe it was here

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Bets should be taken on when he gets fired

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>>135677364
>tautology

>>135674297
That meme was supposed to be in the 2020's. Get with the program newfag

>>135678083
This is america you dont fire deepstate