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>Will you Cross The Line?
https://www.crosstheline.co.uk/

>Britain was forced to rely on German airforce to protect UK waters
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4114784/britain-rely-german-airforce-nato/

>UK and EU still split on citizens' rights
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40715008

>Have we reached 'peak London' as millennials leave in record numbers?
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/jul/30/can-exodus-from-london-be-good-for-britain-reviving-the-regions

>Free movement will end with Brexit, insists UK immigration minister
http://edition.cnn.com/2017/07/27/europe/brexit-immigration-free-movement/index.html

>Fury as Britain gives £30m aid to fund general election in Kenya which activists fear will end in a bloodbath
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4743152/Fury-Britain-gives-30m-aid-fund-Kenya-s-election.html

>Maltese PM: I'm starting to believe Brexit will not happen
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/jul/28/britain-should-fight-for-second-brexit-referendum-malta-pm

>Luxembourg’s Prime Minister warns of a £54bn Brexit ‘divorce bill’
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/luxembourg-xavier-bettel-prime-minister-54-billion-brexit-divorce-bill-a7867291.html

>Gove says chlorinated chicken would be banned under any UK-US trade deal
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/blog/live/2017/jul/26/gove-says-chlorinated-chicken-would-be-banned-under-any-uk-us-trade-deal-politics-live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-dapSswWTQ

Is there anything more based than a briton who is a blue fat blob removing migrants with a stick?
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First.
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I fucking hate it when people don't really listen to you. Do they even know who's fucking talking. Or they ask a pretend question to pretend to seem interested but it's completely unrelated to what you've just said.

Like today at Walmart I was explaining how Hitler had an almost religious love for Stefanie Rabatsch and how that influenced his decisions similarly to how Christianity would. The cashier looked at me and said something like 'do you have a card with us' and I looked her dead in the eyes and said 'WHAT HAS THAT GOT TO DO WITH ANYTHING I'VE JUST SAID.' Dumb slut, I bet she's not even read ANYTHING about Hitlers pre war life.

I rated her 1/5 on every point in the Walmart survey you get emailed after each experience, maybe next time she'll be more polite and I like to think I've improved her as a person.
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How do you pronounce "scone"?

Is it a hard "O" sound, like in "bread rOll"?

Or with a soft "o" sound, like in "Ken Livingstone"?
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In line with the popular meme, I have actually BOUGHT A GUN (cabinet) so I can get some guns.
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>>135574242
Get a co-terminous certificate.
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>>135574172
/ptg/ is that way mate. Piss off.
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>>135574210
Rhymes with gone
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WHERE'S MY BREAKFAST?

OH GLOBBITS

Who /unexpected but welcome dick growth/ here? I'm 20 so no idea if it's meant to be growing still but I've gained about half an inch length and a quarter inch girth since i last measured a month ago. Also sprouted new facial hair so i look less pubey
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name my band
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>>135574445
3 Non Blondes
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left to right
>mr meat shield
>wheelchair willy
>rootie tootie point and whoops just lost another city
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>>135574326
I've only got me shotgun cert at the moment but I am looking, next time round to have a good excuse for a rifle or two.

This time round I think it's a nice over and under for clays and a pump because lol fuck it.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TonbD0TWGzU
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>>135574445

The Shabbos Goyim.
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>>135574700
You can have a section 1 & 2 expire at the same time with a co-terminous license.
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>>135574445
Tehran Tehran
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>>135574784
Aye but I don't really have a good excuse to have rifles at the moment.
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>>135574699
Yank posts are painful to read and make me physically angry.
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>>135574218
The point made no sense. The thing with the south west is that it is both homogenous and anti-Marxist bullshit for the most part.
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Post who you think should have been the new Doctor Who
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Rimlad how did you become activated enough to start thinking about running a public house?
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>>135574877
You said you have a shotgun certificate? Why would you need any other justification besides sporting reasons?
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>>135574912
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>>135574912
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>>135574759
Who do you expect them to vote for?
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>>135574076
Fucking British cunts. You are everything bad in this world
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>>135574912
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>>135574996
>one eye on the streets
>one eye on the daleks
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>>135575045
No bully zone
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>'Anon, did you just say something offensive?'
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>>135574924
Was a pub manager when I was younger and parents run a pub when I was growing up
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>>135575045
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>>135574699
>>135574445
oh shit forgot the name of the band

Credence Seawater Survival
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>>135574941
I don't shoot anything with rifles at the moment.

I probably should fix that, there is a large bore club not far from me but they're full of autists (so I'll fit right in).

>>135575045
>Be American
>Understand that I can shit anywhere, because FREEDUM
>Walk into someone's house, and shit on the floor like the 60% animal I am.
I'm fairly sure we exported humans to the Colonies, how have you managed to reduce yourself to this in 300 years?

>>135575180
Pubs can be a big risk.

Is the one you're looking at a freehold?
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>>135575180
I read that part, but usually You're a depressed NEET who doesn't give a fuck about hardly anything. How did you become activated?
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>>135575334
He realised he can't run away from his problems?
It runs in his family
Jog on mate.
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>>135575284
>Pubs can be a big risk.
I know, like its more to learn business and admin skills than to make my fortune

>Is the one you're looking at a freehold?
No, brewery owned and tied
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>>135575180
you're a natural

do it lad

if all else fails turn it into a night club that serves mixed drinks to teen slags
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>>135575284
Oh, I thought you meant a .22 calibre not a .50 cal. The closest applicable long bore range to me is in Glasgow (from Newcastle) and is ran by the armed forces.
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>>135575263
underrated
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>>135575483
>Tied
RUN AWAY.
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Lads, I got challenged for ID today when buying a spatula. A fucking spatula.
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>>135575410
Shut the fuck up I wasn't talking to you. I'm a depressed nihilistic NEET as well and just wanted to know how he's done it.
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>>135575177

Slag.
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>>135575284
>>135575190
>>135575168
Anonymongs showing they're just as bad as ptg
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>>135573591
Yeh that's a good price and looks in really good condition. The SRAM Rival is about the same as the Shimano 105 and is really quite good. The brakeset is mid level but will do everything you need it to.

Looks smart as well.

Obviously try to knock him down. I'd go in with a cheeky 'Would you take £250 cash tomorrow?' and then meet at £300-320. But even at £350 I'd be pretty happy with it, never ridden a Hoy but they do look good and he wouldn't put his name to shite.
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>>135575334
Had a moment of clarity
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>>135575554
thanks lad...had to put a fair amount of thought into it but I'm glad you liked it
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>>135575543
Nah if I was to shoot rifles again I'd want a .303 and since I played about with one last time I was in the US, a .357 Henry Lever Action.

>>135575610
This is your first day isn't it?

What is the common theme in all three of those anon?
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>>135574172
That actually made me chuckle.

>>135574210
I say it like I say phone, with the 'oh' sound. But I'm fine with it any way.
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>>135574699
Jesus Christ you people are terrible. It's like you're just a nation of 12 year old attention seekers.
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>>135575765
But what was it that became clear?
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>>135575812
Yes but you still need to actually go for a run you fat fuck.
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If young people love free university so much, why don't we just have a tax that applies only to them to pay for it?

You could set the tax at hmmm, just a stab in the dark, maybe £9,000 per year (or there abouts).
Everyone wins.

What do you think?
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>>135575499
Thanks lad

>if all else fails turn it into a night club that serves mixed drinks to teen slags
Cant do that lad, its not kosher
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>>135575820
give credit to some britanon who posted it this morning
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>>135575802
>This is your first day isn't it?

No.
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>>135575561
I know bit like I said its to learn business and admin skills than to make my fortune
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>>135575263
High quality post right here
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xrFux7Rt-U
Bloody hell, he does well here. Agreed with everything he said to be honest.
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>>135575765
Call your pub The Red Dwarf or some other subtle in-joke
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>>135575263
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Rimmer buying a pub.. He couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery.
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>>135575889
Are you joking anon? That's literally fascism! This is a good communist society, we need to make the working class pay so the middle class can get an education.
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>>135575969
Taking on the lease of a tied pub is a big risk m8.
If you don't mind my asking, roughly what terms are they looking for? An upfront payment?
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>>135575263
I le see what you did there
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>>135575980
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>>135575987
He painfully lacks charisma but this single speech is more meaningful than any of Farage's in the EU parliament.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmDuPccLON4
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>>135575969
Fuck that, I'll teach you business and admin skills. Don't get involved with any breweries apart from small local ones. 10 pub max I'd say.
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>>135574912
Russell Howard.
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>>135575263
WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT MYSELF
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>>135576122
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>>135575889
>Charging 18 year olds £9,000 a year upfront
What is this retardation?
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>>135575263
this
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>>135575263
wewlad
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>>135576128
It's a shame actually, he comes across as such a terrible salesman.
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>>135575857
Been thinking about how I'm going to make money and get out the situation I've let myself get in. Took a lot of introspection but I've got there in the end. That's why I'm thinking about a sales job as well, so may only do the pub thing for 6 months to a year. Thought about a business plan in my head, I may fail but at least I tried and did it my way
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>>135575263
it's beautiful
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>>135575263
someone explain pls
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>>135575883
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>>135576411
Good luck lad.

If you ever need to summon me for advice, help or anything else, speak of Renovations anon.
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>>135575263
Quality post my man
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>>135576411
Good luck, Rimlad. And I meant know offence with my questions as the other Anon seemed to imply. I was asking genuinely.
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>>135575263

I don't get it.
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>>135576300
But wait, are you saying that (this particular form of) taxation harms the economy in the long term by putting people off from investing in the future? So taxation, like, fundamentally harms the economy?
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>>135576022
Renaming pubs is bad luck. But would do that if I could
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>>135574880
No it's not you fucking retard. They always vote for Left wing parties with anti-British pro-multiculturalism policies (Tory, Lib Dems, and Labour make up pretty much all of the vote).

If you really think that setting up a white ethno-state is going to solve the deep seeded problems with the UK then you're an idiot. I really don't see how I can make it any simpler for you. NO part of the UK is anti-Marxist. EVERY part of the UK is infected with white-guilt thinking and a complete and total degradation to society. But just because there's a couple of racist people in the south west you think you're going to create some white Utopia and all the issues of modern Britain are going to vanish. Your attitude is completely wrong and you need to have a serious think about what it is that is wrong with modern Britain.

I'm not going to reply to you anymore because it's a complete waste of time dumbing it down for you.
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wow thanks for all the positive support anons, I'll continue making high quality posts in the future

>>135576666
>>135576497
It's a joke from Credence Clearwater Survival (CCR), a band here in america

basically it was decided here that hopefully the americans could survive an invasion across the english channel
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>>135576658
Mate I wasn't implying you were being offensive. The joke is that Rimmer runs. The original post had three references to running.

Maybe it wasn't all that funny.
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>>135575705

It does look smart, the only thing putting me off is it's a bit flashy looking, i'd much prefer a darker inconspicuous model.

Also I want to put mudguards, rack and pannier on the back so i'm thinking, the Hoy isn't really designed for the added weight and will handle badly and I should get something more like pic related. Am I being unreasonable? I don't want to lower my sperm count even further, I have a duty to the white race.
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>>135576411
Good luck, lad. I'm almost inspired.
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>>135575610
Go gym, go church (catholic and in latin), and read some classics
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/424268.Ride_the_Tiger

Start with that
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>>135576770
What if we renamed it for you?
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>>135576730
Which one of your posts was sarcasm and which one was just snark?
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>>135576128
Who was it? Can't see link anymore
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>>135576110
Its not a leasehold agreement. Its a management contract with profit sharing incentive. Roughly its I get 25-30% of the net profits minus the wages. But the brewery pay for everything else, eg if anything needs fixing etc. Also its only a weeks turnover as a deposit for the contract
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>>135576128
I know. Got indoctrinated into believing he was 'literally Hitler' back in my school days. Most of what he said turned out to be true. This really is a dead country.
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Post brit/pol/ pub names please.

>the autist's rest
>shit post
>nonce and Nazi
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>>135577067
Credence Seawater Survival
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>>135576154
>I'll teach you business and admin skills
How? also its a type of thing you can only learn properly through experience and not theory. Theory helps though
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>>135577067
Rimmer Inn
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BEEEEEEEEEEERK

WHERE'S MY DELEGATES

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERK
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>>135577067
>Do it again bomber Harris
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>Tired and worn out
>Want some peace and quiet
>Want to feel like I'm home
>My home is now full of niggers and pakis
>Can never go home again

It's not getting any better is it?
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>>135576816
This. The minute we get Euro people onside with a decent program people will do whats necessary to solve the immigrant problem, until that point its a waste of time. Its like when people go for dumb shit like the whole "gays vs islam" so that we can get liberals against immigration, as though that would solve anything. White countries chose to commit suicide because we'be become weak, spoilt pussies. Once we fix that, which we will, then we can build the ethno state
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>>135577201
Thought those were pub names.

I should go to bed.
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anycunts have the link to the shapiro/ugyer debate?
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>>135577067
Barbs & Bettas
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>>135576826
The Crosstrail is better if you're going to be doing some towpaths and a bit of grass and mus here and there. I wouldn't worry about sticking a rack on the Hoy though, if it's got the attachment points it'll be fine. You'd probably only add about 10kg and that's about a stone and a half, they're made for people weight all sorts so it would be fine.

I personally would choose the Hoy over the Spec but I prefer road bikes. The crosstrail is a great bike though and they're not too expensive second hand.

Regarding your bollocks, get a racing seat. They're specifically designed to relieve pressure on the right areas and be comfortable (ish) over long distances. If soft seats were better for your balls, the TdF would use them
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>>135577280
Fishes?
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>>135577067
Yellow Knight Tavern Diner
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>>135577067
The Prussian Girl
The NEET of Hearts
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>>135577267
Cenk wiped the floor with Shapiro desu
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>>135577454
it hasn't even started faggot
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>>135576565
Thanks anon, hopefully ill be successful like you in 2-3 years.
>>135576821
I'm missed the joke aswell even though you put it in caps : (
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>>135577366
Yeah, but also a nod to Barbara Palvin and Beta Males.
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>>135577151
You can learn all admin through theory and over the space of about 2 weeks. Business is just business. Really all a piece of piss. Every single bit of information you need is online, for free. Usually on the government website.

If you're young (under 26 I think is the cut off), get in touch with the Prince's Trust, they're really good.

If you can't be arsed with it just employ a blonde tart to do that and some bar work.
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>>135576826
I have the giant equivalent of the crosstrail (roam) and it works well with mudguards and a rack.
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>>135577454
eceleb vs eceleb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix6RdWujfIM
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>>135577067

The Hanging Nonce.
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>>135577289

alright i'll keep scanning gumtree and see what pops up cheers.

this one would be great if it wasn't bright orange.
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>>135577011
>I get 25-30% of the net profits minus the wages.

I-is that good? :/
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>>135577252
Pretty much all the ills of the Western world are self inflicted.
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>>135577067

The David Irv Inn
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>>135577654
>Too precious to ride an orange bike
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>>135577654
If you want subdued colours on a hybrid, look for a Giant Roam.
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>>135577731
You win.
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>>135577289

btw what about e-bikes? are they worth it yet?

sounds fun as fuck zooming about at 35mph with no insurance, petrol or licence.
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>>135577515
As the only triplord who... well ok you should all be killed, but when the anonymongs finally rise up and cast off our chains, seizing the memes of production, we should kill you last.

Honestly though good luck.
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>>135577731
>>135577873
Why not the Hitch Inn?
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>>135577887
I used one once, and it was alright, but not really worth the price.
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>riding bike
>outside

these days bike riding is done indoors so you don't get mugged by niggers and so women don't think your primary mode of transportation is a bike

you drive a car irl
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>>135577067

Bowdens Garden
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>>135577937
Call it the Peter Hitch Inn, so we don't get a bunch of edgy atheists thinking it's a Christopher establishment.
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>>135577937
Also good.
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>>135576658
Thanks lad, no offence taken. If I had any advice it would be to just constantly think about what you are going to do to get where you want to be. Also have a pen and paper with you all the time and write down whatever thoughts, plans, ideas that relate to what you want to do/plan to do. I have two pads of paper full of ideas of things ive thought up that I need to remember or to look up in more detail later
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>>135576816
I really don't see what your point is. I'm saying boost the numbers with more people from the rest of the UK. I realise it isn't perfect and it would never be an ethnostate anyway unless people are actively removed, but it is literally the best starting point to build upon out of everywhere in the UK. I never said all the problems of the UK would disappear. this is a strawman. The UK is finished. If you accept that then you have to look at other options. Seriously, outside of Bristol and a couple of other places like Exeter, Swindon and a few others, try to talk to working class people in the south west about socialism and they will either roll their eyes or laugh in your face. Bearing in mind that my original post was a response to people literally talking about terrorism. Are you saying that's a better idea? Of course Marxist ideas will take hold eventually but for the most part they simply haven't yet.
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>>135578016
To his credit Christopher Hitchens was against abortion.
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>>135577067
The Pakis Out Not Inn
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>>135577887
You will have to build it yourself.

Commercial e-bikes are limited to shit tier 250w 15mph.

I did, fun as hell, but you want a mountain bike frame (pref, full sus) for that. I used a hybrid and already had two tubes explode from bumping over a curb too fast.
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>>135576837
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>>135577718
It rather depends what the place makes and how many staff are needed.

If it only makes a grand of net profit a week (which is sadly highly possible), then rimmer gets £250 a week, minus wages, which if those are wages for all the staff thats not wonderful.
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>>135578100
Another great one.
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>>135578100
Kek
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>>135578078
Yeah agreed. Christopher was right about a lot of things, but wrong about a lot of things.
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The Corb-Inn?
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>>135577654
I quite like the orange desu. This one is half the price of that

https://www.gumtree.com/p/bicycles/specialized-crosstrail-sport-hybrid-bicycle/1258083244
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>>135577528
>You can learn all admin through theory and over the space of about 2 weeks
Any websites you can recommend? Don't want to buy random business books and get waste my money. Also I'm thinking of doing an accounting course.
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The Milkmans Cave
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>>135578456
You could always become an accountant Rimmer. It is a solid job for life sort of thing.
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>>135578359
I'd forgotten he exists
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>>135574076
>cross the line
What is this shit?
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>>135578611
He has rather vanished recently.
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>>135577887
They've come a long way, they're pretty good now yeh but still fucking expensive, like £2500+. Some shops rent them out now, one near me does them for about £70/week so you could rent one, go on a camping trip or something and see what you think. But as >>135578123 said, they're limited to 15mph which is pathetic. EU law.
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>>135577718
>>135578145
Need to turnover min £8000 a week depending on the site. so after wages I will make around £500-800 a week. The bonus they try sell you is you get a 1% bonus if you meet the realistic targets and that your accommodation is free. If you have extra bedrooms you can rent them out for more money, but you have to keep that schtum from the brewery
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>tfw burned out hack NEET maniac in my mid30s on ESA and barred from most forms of employment forever

Sorry, lads.
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>>135577067

The Tripfag Gallows
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>>135577906
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>>135578846
>barred from most forms of employment forever
how?
That sounds almost impressive.
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>>135578935
Thought it was E.T. before I cliled the picture
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>>135578846
Do you want to work lad or are you ok as you are?

What are you on ESA for? Is it mental or physical?
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>>135577906
Last and somewhat reluctantly.
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>>135578534
I like the skills they use and a lot of successful business people are trained accountants but don't want to do it as a job
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>>135578846
get the green text out lad and tell britpol all about it.
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>>135579087
I agree with this sentiment anon but sadly it must be done. For the good of us all.

Be strong lad.
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>>135578456
The TES website has loads of lesson plans, think you can register for free still. Used to be able to anyway.

You'll probably find something near to you on here under 'expertise and advice':

https://www.gov.uk/business-finance-support

This doesn't look bad either, not sure though as I've never tried it.

https://www.vision2learn.net/course/free/121/business-and-administration-level-2

Aside from that, just google whatever you need to know. Profit and loss, balance sheets, invoices etc and you'll find templates and explanations on them all. And admin software is pretty cheap nowadays, at the last place I worked (6 staff) we paid something like £40/month for software which did pretty much everything for us.
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>>135579176
I concur but it will not hurt to train toward. You could even do it while running the pub. The exams aren't hard and it's always going to be useful.
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idk if you lads want to watch but here's cenk vs ben if you're interested at all

hasn't started yet though

headphone earrape warning
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>>135579522
goddamnit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix6RdWujfIM
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>>135579522
But GoT starts in 16 minutes.
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>>135577804

it'll get stolen, or i'll get jumped by some vibrants. no fanx.

>>135578793

i've seen conversion kits at 1000W on ebay, probably not road legal, but still
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>>135579603
>vibrants
I like that. I'm nicking that word. Cheers lad.
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>>135579584
>tv jew
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>>135579584
How is the new series? I haven't watched it since Cersei blew everyone up.
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>>135579690
I'm stealing it from you now lad

>>135579603
Yeh I think making your own would be a cool project. Fuck the POLICE desu, the absolute worst that would happen is a small fine but I very much doubt that. As long as you're not doing 40mph through crowds you'll be fine
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>>135579584
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>>135579603
>>135579885
Best to get a mid drive kit, that way it drives through the gears. Better for climbing steep hills and high speed.
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>>135578991
Barred is perhaps too strong a term. It's more like, after psychiatric assessment, I've been strongly discouraged from working with people and am incredibly unlikely to be found fit for work any time soon.

>>135579056
I don't want to work. I can, but only in very short bursts, before I either start behaving inappropriately or they figure out that there's something not at all right. I do want to try and write a book, though. Something like Finnegans Wake, but a lot less eloquent, educational and genius. Gibberish, basically.
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>>135580312
Do you mind if I ask what your condition is?
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>>135579340
Thanks anon for the advice. Also the positive of this type of contract with the brewery is they train you over 4 days on how to do all the admin and back office stuff. They have a whole system and structure of how you fill the books, usually do a p and l every morning. Family friend is also under one of these contracts and is more than willing to show me how to do it to get a head start
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>>135579446
>You could even do it while running the pub
This is my plan ideally, do it on a day off. Do you know which is the best course to do?
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>>135579855
This season and the last haven't really been that good. I just watch it out of habit now. They cut so much out that it's just a bunch of unlikable characters and barely any side-story.
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>>135579584
>But GoT starts in 16 minutes.
Stopped watching after Charles Dance got murked on the shitter
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>>135575889
desu i'm inclined to support a graduate tax.
not entirely sure why, given i don't want to drive down admission and i can see all the unattractive parts of it.
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>>135580493
Apologies mate, I've no idea. If you know an accountant it might be worth having a word with them.

>>135580312
Ah. I wasn't sure where you stood on the job thing. I might suggest a book will be therapeutic and give you purpose. Also consider something like (I know it's a meme) but many spergs have found an audience on YouTube.
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>>135580528
That sounds dreadful. Is there anything fun happening or is it just women moaning at each other? I noted a drop in quality in direct correlation with reduction in tits on screen.
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>>135580864
>If you know an accountant it might be worth having a word with them.
I do and I will. How's your plan for building a house from scratch coming? How many days a month do you work?
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>>135580425
I would prefer not to say. I am sorry.

>>135580864
Thank you for the advice and the suggestion.
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>>135581362
>building a house
I've just spotted another renovation project which I think I can make a killing on. Realistically though I reckon about 18 months and I'll be looking for land. The bank seem to like that I keep chucking money at my account.

>days
That's tricky to answer. Some months I'll work every single day. Others I'll just have "off." Depends what I'm doing really.

As all has gone pretty well the last week I'm having as much of this week off as I can.

I'm going to force myself onto tindr as it's time I had a bird again.
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>tfw want a GT4RC but I'm afraid I'll ruin such an amazing piece of history
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>>135580428
Yeh that is a big bonus of being with a brewery, they'll guide you through everything you need then when you feel comfortable and have some experience you could move on to freehold (or whatever it's called with pubs). And knowing somebody in the industry is a huge blessing, will help a lot. Best of luck with it.
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>>135581981
Are you the renovationlad who we were trying to spook recently?
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Do you think you could spot the signs of left wing extremism? Do you know someone who would #CrossTheLine?
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>>135582938
Shit edit
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>>135581981
>The bank seem to like that I keep chucking money at my account.
(((The bank)))

>I'm going to force myself onto tindr as it's time I had a bird again.
Yeah I was going to say when you make a good chunk of money don't you just go away and go on a massive bender in Ibiza?! Or are you quite sensible?

How much money do you plan to make eventually or are you content with what you are doing now?
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>>135582024
Thanks for all the advice lad. Trying to navigate the TES website as we speak(Bit confusing). Seems a valuable source of information
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How many NEETs do we have in here tonight?
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>>135583133
Lel.
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>>135582007
Just buy a Kia cee'd and be done with it faggot
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>>135583133
top kek
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>>135582938
>>135583133
Do a Diane Abbot version on how Mao did more good than harm
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>>135583277
Guilty
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>>135583318
>he drives a kia
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>>135583277
yup
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>>135583488
I know you are, Rimmer, but perhaps not for much longer by the sounds of it.
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>>135583277
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>>135583247
No worries, it's just nice that not 100% of people on here are eternal NEETs. Aye I've not used it in a while, used to use a teacher mate's login details and it seemed alright to use but it's probably changed
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>>135583617
Would you mind if I ask you why?
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start playing fromsoft.
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>>135583752
Aspergers and depression mostly.

I worked for about 3 years before my depression got worse.
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>>135583607
>Doesn't drive a Kia
>Wears Hugo Boss off the rack
>Doesn't run
Could you be anymore of a homosexual?!
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>>135583620
Fingers crossed lad
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Serious question, if I sort out hosting and set it up, would any of you be interested in becoming contributors to a brit/pol/ related political commentary site? It could be a bit of fun as well as a slightly more productive outlet than these threads. So long as you don't do anything retarded like name the jew the website could be useful as part of a portfolio if you're applying for certain kinds of jobs too.
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>>135583659
And how about you, would you mind if I ask you why?
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>>135583673
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>>135584001
>He's still assblasted about getting calling out for wearing suits off the rack
Kek, never change you wee virgin.
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why didn't Bowden make a fantasy comic
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>>135584101
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>>135584101
Not much money in it tbqh, I made an attempt at the start of the year but ended up selling it.

>So long as you don't do anything retarded like name the jew
Literally the first thing most of us will do, just be prepared for it.
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>>135583986
I understand your difficulties. What, if anything, do you plan on doing next? How do you live?
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>>135584367
>She still cant get over not being able to afford a Gieves & Hawkes tailored suit from Savile Row
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>>135584202
trying to get in shape for the army because I'm a skinny fat blob
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>>135584101
Just make it, it costs fuck all to set up a site. Set up an email address or a dropbox or something and make it public here and let people submit stuff. Expect a lot of shit but now and then you'll get something worthwhile.
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>>135584740
>he's fantasising about wearing Saville's old clothes
u ok?
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>>135584829
WEEK 1
MAKE A NOTE OF YOUR TIMES AND SCORES
MONDAY- 3 MILE RUN, PRESS UPS 100% BEST EFFORT THEN HALF THAT AMOUNT AND DO 4 SETS.
TUESDAY- FARTLEK 3 MILE ROUTE USE LAMPPOSTS SPRINT THEN JOG FROM LAMP POST TO LAMP POST, SIT UPS SAME ROUTINE AS PRESS UPS.
WEDNESDAY- REST
THURSDAY- 20 MINUTES ON A ROWING MACHINE OR 40 MINUTE BIKE RIDE, PULL UPS, SAME ROUTINE AS PRESS UPS.
FRIDAY- 2 MILE RUN BEST EFFORT, PRESS UPS
SATURDAY- REST
SUNDAY- 1 HOUR RUN/WALK, SIT UPS
WEEK 2
TRY TO BEAT YOUR SCORES FROM THE PREVIOUS WEEK
MONDAY -3 MILE RUN, PULL UPS
TUESDAY- SPRINTS ON FOOTBALL PITCH (SPRINTON THE LONG STRAIGHTS JOG THE SHORT 10 LAPS THEN SPRINT THE SHORT AND JOG THELONG, PRESS UPS
WEDNESDAY- REST
THURSDAY- 4 MILE SLOW RUN, SITUPS
FRIDAY- FIND SOME HILLS DO SHUTTLE RUNS UPTHE HILLS WITH REST COMING DOWN, PUSH UPS.
SATURDAY- REST
SUNDAY- GO TO THE PARK AND SET UP ACIRCUIT USING A COMBINATION OF SPRINTS, ARMS (PRESS UPS/ DIPS/SHOULDER PRESS),TRUNK (SIT UPS/CRUNCHES/ALT V SITS/DORSAL RAISES AND LEGS(SQUATS/STARJUMPS/LUNGES/BURPEES) FOR 30 MINUTES 100%


WEEK 3
MONDAY- 3 MILE RUN
TUESDAY- FARTLEK, SIT UPS WITH 3 A LITRESQUASH BOTTLE ACROSS YOUR CHEST
WEDNESDAY- REST
THURSDAY- SWIMMING 30 LENGTHS
FRIDAY- 2 MILE RUN BEST EFFORT, PULL UPSWEAR A RUCKSACK AND ADD A LITTLE WEGHT
SATURDAY- REST
SUNDAY- 1 HOUR RUN/ WALK
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>>135584829
WEEK 4
MONDAY- 3 MILE RUN 1.5 MILE WARM UP IN 15MINUTES THEN 1.5 MILE BEST EFFORT, PRESS UPS
TUESDAY- SWIMMING 35 LENGTHS WITH A FEWFAST LENGTHS
WEDNESDAY- REST
THURSDAY- 1 HOUR RUN/WALK SIT UPS WITHWEIGHT
FRIDAY- FOOTBALL PITCH SPRINTS, PULL UPS.
SATURDAY-REST
SUNDAY- FIND A GYM FOR CROSS TRAINING 10MINS ROWER - 10 MINS BIKE – 10 MINS CROSS TRAINER – 10 MINS TREADMILL SLIGHTINCLINE.
WEEK 5
MONDAY- 3 MILE RUN, PULL UPS.
TUESDAY-SWIMMING 30 LENGTHS SPRINT EVERY 4LENGTHS
WEDNESDAY- REST
THURSDAY- 30 MINS ON ROWER OR 40 INBIKERIDE, PRESS UPS
FRIDAY- 2 MILE BEST EFFORT, SIT UPS
SATURDAY- REST
SUNDAY – UP THE PARK FOR CIRCUITS
WEEK 6
MONDAY- 3 MILE BEST EFFORT- PULL UPS
TUESDAY- SWIMMING 20 LENGTHS EVERY 3RDSPRINT, PRESS UPS
WEDNESDAY- REST
THURSDAY- 1 HOUR RUN/ WALK
FRIDAY- REST
SATURDAY- REST
SUNDAY TEST DAY- GET A FRIEND TO TIME ANDCOUNT YOUR EFFORTS 800M WARM UP 1.5 MILE RUN- 2 MINUTES PRESS UPS- 2 MINUTESSIT UPS- PULL UPS BEST EFFORT
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>>135584637
I'm not really interested in making money from it, I just think it'd be nice to channel the energy spent here on something a bit more interesting. I'd consider it a hobby.

>Literally the first thing most of us will do, just be prepared for it.
Yes I know but I hope people could at least be subtle about it.

>>135584878
>Just make it, it costs fuck all to set up a site. Set up an email address or a dropbox or something and make it public here and let people submit stuff. Expect a lot of shit but now and then you'll get something worthwhile.

Yeah I know, hosting is dirt cheap. I'll set something up that looks alright over the next few days and post about it here when I have results.
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>>135585038
>>135585072
>running
Slow piece of shit, I can smoke the fuck out of you in my 1994 EG hatch with a couple of simple mods:

- 10 point cage with Parachute
- 3 piece discontinued JoJo frontend
- spec-R full drag suspension
- Fuel cell with -8 lines from tank to motor
- 1 044 bosch pump
- 1200 rc injectors
- golden eagle sleeved block
- cp 10:1 pistons
- Eagle rods
- arp headstuds
- oem h22 headgasket
- Balance shaft delete
- competition clutch twin disc
- Port and polished head
- skunk2 valve springs and retainers
- Str cam gears
- crower stage 1 cams
- aluminium radiator with slim fan
- gsr transmission with itr lsd.
- qsd h2k intake manifold adapter
- k20 rbc manifold
- qsd throttle body spacer
- blox 70mm throttle body
- 4bar omni map sensor
- 6al msd with coil and cap. 3 step launch control
- hks bov
- Garret 102mm turbocharger.
- Custom t4 front facing turbo manifold with 44mm flange
- 44mm tial wastegate
- Custom water to air intercooler set up
- aem eugo wideband w/ gauge
- tuned on chipped p28
- 13 inch volks drag rims
- 2 15 inch volks rear rims
- arp extended wheel studs
- si cluster
- 150 shots of nitrous

I'm making 348 horsepower to the FRONT WHEELS because that's the only place the power should ever be.
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>>135584964
>tfw she cant tell the difference between Savile and Saville
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Peter's new blog post is a classic.
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>>135584729
No idea really, just trying to get rid of this stupid depression, but I'm already considered "treatment resistant". The pharmaceutical jew doesn't seem to work on me.

>How do you live?
Bennies, kek.
Currently with parents, trying to change that though.
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>>135585038
cheers I will copy and paste this
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>>135585216
How's the pub life working out for you

oh wait

virgin
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>>135585216
I wonder if her feet are pleasant or not.
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>>135584101
Maybe, but you probably wouldn't want articles from a filthy commie like me.
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>>135585423
>The pharmaceutical jew doesn't seem to work on me.
It made me much worse. I won't be taking their potions again.
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>>135585429
I'm going to start doing this routine as well
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>>135584101
i'd be up for it.
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>>135585728
I personally wouldn't mind, nothing wrong with some different opinions.
Besides, my conservative political opinions would probably have more in common with Stalin's policies (at least he was a social conservative) than the policies of the modern day 'Conservative' party.
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>>135585503
I bet they smell amazing
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>>135585097
I'll send some stuff in that I've already got written. All stat based, graphs and proofs but done for a clueless audience
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>>135585728
If you're NATSOC you're fine, if you're just a general lefty then wait until you're a bit older before writing articles
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>>135586249
No more jokes or irony now. Tell it to me straight. Is Pubes a female?
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>>135586155
Throw in a wee cheeky automotive section and you'll really have something great going on.
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>>135586155
Could be fun then, I personally can't stand the idpol nonsense of the modern "left". Stalin would have sent them all to a gulag.
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>>135586548
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>>135586548
It's trans
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>>135586249
I'm usually more concerned with appearance than odour. I can't stand the woman, but if her feet are acceptable I'd certainly give her a backhand and then hatefuck her against her will.
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>>135586716
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>>135586716
>It's
That's offensive language.

They/They're is the preferred pronoun you bigot.
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will you lads help us with the >>77777777 get on int in a few hours
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>apply for job at local morrisons
>get interview
>during interview am informed that ill be working with and serving people from a range of different backgrounds, ethnicities and beliefs
>they ask me what I think about that
>tell the truth
>don't get the job
???
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>>135587176
Easter?
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I know this is being turned into a meme, but in all seriousness what exactly did this movie do to Farage?

He's got the thousand yard stare, it's as if he was in the trenches himself.
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>>135574076
Burke feed me
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>>135587378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFsHSHE-iJQ
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>>135587237
>being racist now qualifies you for NEETbux
nice
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>>135586375
A lot of my views are Strasserist.

Even Engels, who argued for eventual open borders, said it was extremely harmful in the transitional period.
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>>135587378
He sees the future.
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>>135588120
Racism is a disability after all :^)
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>>135586682
>>135586716
I feel left out the banter...what is happening...
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>>135588120
Some psychiatrists have argued that racism is a mental illness. Which would make criticizing racism ableism.
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>>135588510
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>>135584367
>>135584001
>>135584740
Off the rack suits aren't that bad at all now, you stupid pseud. This isn't the fucking 40's, they all fit pretty well as long as you're not some odd fat cunt, w.e.

The measurements are pretty bang on, the only reason to get a bespoke suit is if you want a certain cut, etc.

Stop pretending like you have any fucking idea what you're talking about.
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>>135588532
britpol has a tranny tripfag
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>>135588673
Say it aint so. We've already got a pet black tripfag.
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>>135588623
>being assmad you are too poor to get a suit fitted
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>>135587237
What did you say?
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Never wore a suit once in my entire life.
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>>135588623
The usual standard size is made for the average slightly overweight/chubby cunt, some brands opt for the lanklet standard size, ofcourse you'd defend this you dyel cunt.

>Off the rack suits aren't that bad at all now
>they all fit pretty well
>Stop pretending like you have any fucking idea what you're talking about.
Kek. Ironic, way to out yourself as a poorfag with no understanding of fit and style.
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Rate my collection so far. I started a couple months ago when a buddy got me hooked on militaria, starting with caps (he gave me the police cap) and moving to uniforms. Current goal is Rhodie booty shorts and a red army uniform that I can chill in my garage with and drink vodka with a friend until one of us dies.
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>>135589071
Put me out my misery. Post tits.
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>>135589268
Thought you'd never ask.
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>>135574076
>https://www.crosstheline.co.uk/
>breaks as soon as its loading
Fucking bongies.
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>>135585423
Ask yourself what depression it is that you have:
- Neurochemical (You just woke up one day and felt depressed, and that feeling has not gone away in over 6 months (ensure it is not just sadness because of a life trauma like the death of a loved one))
- Situational (You consciously propagate your depression by hating yourself and your life)

If it is the latter then consider ecclesiastical wisdom: Vapor, everything is utterly vapor. So learn to enjoy what you already have and take time to smell the roses. Enjoy life by taking the time to enjoy it, and don't talk yourself down. The only shit-head is the voice in your head telling you how shit you are.

What behaviors to look out for (as they propagate depressive tendencies which creates a feed-back loop):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LO1mTELoj6o

If it is neurochemical then consult your doctor and get a prescription.
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>>135589222
We haven't forgotten.

10/10 though. Nice collection you have there.
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>>135589343
You're going on my list of nasty people.
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>>135588896
>ass
>assmad
Why do you insist on speaking like an American? And how did it come to be that you post on a website such as this?

You have no fucking idea what you're talking about because you're a clueless retard regurgitating bullshit that you once half heard someone else say.

I bet you're a stinking fat mess in real life too.

>>135589071
What the fuck are you talking about, faggot? There is nothing wrong with a bespoke suit either, providing you have the cash. I just think it's funny that retards like you speak as if you know anything about tailoring because you heard a relative say something about it once. Shut the fuck up and go back to watching your cartoons little man

Off the rack clothing is all relatively decent fitting. You can't even tell the difference now in many cases. The reason people went to tailors is because they didn't want rags hanging off them.
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>>135589432
Cheers m8, I was about to post with a tripcode but I'm not that much of a faggot.
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>>135589397
>leaf memechology
kek
>>135589458
Oh no it appears that I've made it onto the naughty list once again ;^)
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>>135589343
what a nice...
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>>135589630
Literally impossible to get a suit to fit if it isn't tailored for you, even suits that are tailored for the models who wear them in the adverts pin them up at the back to make them fit.

Congratulations on exposing yourself as a piss poor faggot. I bet you think you got a screaming deal on your off the rack suit, but in reality you look like you're wearing your dads old one and everyone is laughing at you.
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>>135589630
>he wears ill fitting suits
Get off my feed you pathetic little freak.
>>135589650
You too.
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>>135589704
I'm telling Rightly you're being a meanie. He'll slide into your Tinder and put you through his flirting.
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>>135589397
I honestly don't know.
It started when I was quite young, about 10, I don't even remember what "normal" feels like.
My psychiatrist told me I likely have dysthymia as well.
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>>135574722
Stalin purged the Jews. Roosevelt and Churchill we're looking after each other, not the Jews.
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Weird question lads, but figured I'd ask. What's a National Insurance Number? Brits are supposed to have them, and people who work here need them too, but I can't figure it out. Filling out visa paperwork and it's asking for it, but I'm American; Can't figure out if I'll get denied if I say I don't have one
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>>135590853
Fuck off. We're full.
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>>135589863
You're wrong and I'd say one day you'll learn but you probably won't. Go and ask a tailor who isn't trying to sell you.
Furthermore, models have them pinned even if they're completely bespoke fitting suits, you fucking dilettante, and do you know why? Because fairy men like you can't pull anything off that isn't some skin tight spray on "metro-sexual" look, they don't want to buy clothes that aren't tight like women's fashion, and so, they have to market them as they do with women.

Go back to watching cartoons dumb cunt, you don't know what you're talking about

>>135589907
See above
Anime watchers are worse than niggers
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>>135590068
>I don't even remember what "normal" feels like.
I'm in the same boat, unfortunately. Not for depression, but for empathy.
Recently i have felt nothing at the death of any number of people, not even at the death of my grand-mother.
I still have the capacity to act normal, and feel most emotions. But humans have become mere creatures; they have lost something in my eyes. Now deaths are just statistics.
It's concerning, so there's that.

>It started when I was quite young, about 10
What happened when you were 10? Any buried trauma or does it have to do with this "dysthymia" you speak of?

I'm no psychiatrist so don't take my word as gospel, but try following with the latter case, and if that does not work then choose the former case.

Might i know what your psychiatrist thinks it is?
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>>135591074
Good thing I don't watch anime then, eh you wee virgin?
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>>135590853
You get one when you turn 16~ or just before, it's so you can get a job, etc similar to SSN
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>>135590853
Contact your local job centre to request one. No idea what the requirements to be eligible are though. It's similar to a social security number in the USA
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>>135590853
A number the government can use to track you throughout your entire life.
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>>135591074
Also this>>135589863

I'm starting to think we're actually dealing with a closet homo, look at how hard he tries to appear masculine and label everyone else a faggot to no avail but then look at how concerned he is about appearing fashionable and 'being the one who wears clothes better than a person he perceives as a faggot'.

Interesting.
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>>135591074
>'fairy men like you'
>he thinks im not 7ft tall, 12" dick, 140kg and less than 4% body fat
I bet I could bench press you with one arm.
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>>135591743
Bet you I could hip thrust him atleast a good couple hundred times tbqh, the fucking faggot.
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some cunt sort the new thread out
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>>135592427
If you promise not to post in it

>>135592447
>>135592447
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>>135591689
>>135591743
>>135591912
You post cartoon pictures and have adopted names on an anonymous imageboard. You are the kind of people who do nothing, and get nothing done
The life you lead isn't even sad, it's pathetic. You are only worthy of pity

More idiots
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>>135592665
>virgin poster coping this hard
Sing me a different tune lad.
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>>135583277

Guilty.
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