/ptg/ - PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - NEVER TRUST JOE"BAKERS"

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ACHOO

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http://pagesix.com/2017/07/29/scaramuccis-fed-up-wife-filed-for-divorce-while-nine-months-pregnant/

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I made this.

With love, from Brit/pol/.

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i'll be back.

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MEANWHILE AT REDDIT

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MORNING
>Trump tweets: “Republican Senate must get rid of 60 vote NOW! It is killing the R Party, allows 8 Dems to control country. 200 Bills sit in Senate. A JOKE!”
>”The very outdated filibuster rule must go. Budget reconciliation is killing R's in Senate. Mitch M, go to 51 Votes NOW and WIN. IT'S TIME!”
>”The very outdated filibuster rule must go. Budget reconciliation is killing R's in Senate. Mitch M, go to 51 Votes NOW and WIN. IT'S TIME!”
>”Republicans in the Senate will NEVER win if they don't go to a 51 vote majority NOW. They look like fools and are just wasting time......” “....8 Dems totally control the U.S. Senate. Many great Republican bills will never pass, like Kate's Law and complete Healthcare. Get smart!”
>”If the Senate Democrats ever got the chance, they would switch to a 51 majority vote in first minute. They are laughing at R's. MAKE CHANGE!”
>Iranian Revolutionary Guards says U.S. Navy ships came close to their vessels in the Gulf and shot flares
AFTERNOON
>ABC reports that ‘some’ WH aides are encouraging Trump to move Sessions to leader of Department of Homeland Security
>Venezuela preparing for vote tomorrow – to rewrite the country’s Constitution and reshuffle/dismantle any branch of government - by stock piling food
>Trump tweets: “After seven years of "talking" Repeal & Replace, the people of our great country are still being forced to live with imploding ObamaCare!”
>”If a new HealthCare Bill is not approved quickly, BAILOUTS for Insurance Companies and BAILOUTS for Members of Congress will end very soon!”
>”U.S. Stock Market up almost 20% since Election!”
>”Unless the Republican Senators are total quitters, Repeal & Replace is not dead! Demand another vote before voting on any other bill!”
1/2

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>>135481505

>>135481505
You're just jealous we don't have a rampant tripfag problem

>>135481505
hi weewie

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As long as President Trump doesn't fuck with gays, he can do whatever the hell he wants to the rest of the alphabet.

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>>135481541
EVENING
>Trump tweets: “I love reading about all of the "geniuses" who were so instrumental in my election success. Problem is, most don't exist. #Fake News! MAGA”
>”I am very disappointed in China. Our foolish past leaders have allowed them to make hundreds of billions of dollars a year in trade, yet...” “...they do NOTHING for us with North Korea, just talk. We will no longer allow this to continue. China could easily solve this problem!”
2/2

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With Trump shaking up his staff, is there place for Jim Webb to join the admin?

What if Trump actually fires Bannon? Jim Webb would be a good replacement.

>>135481472
Her face and noose are terrible, he can do much better.

>>135481472
The nose knows

>>135481472
He can do better than her

>>135481541
>ABC reports that ‘some’ WH aides are encouraging Trump to move Sessions to leader of Department of Homeland Security
YES

As much as i want kobach, i want a chaffets/rowdy gowdy as AG

>>135481538
>Fuck this hill billies
Oh, the irony.

>>135481472
People's personal lives--divorces--shouldn't be made news. It's not newsworthy.

>>135481538

Damn, those rural retard memes are 100% accurate.

>>135481538
It's amazing how they think that they'd get food first if there was a famine.
>inb4 implying there'd ever be a famine in the US
>>135481541
Thanks as always NNTNN

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>>135481541
thanks nntnn

>>135481505
>trying to create a beef with britpol now that the /sg/ situation has cooled down
shame on you anon

>>135481678
>People's personal lives--divorces--shouldn't be made news. It's not newsworthy.
It's Page Six, they are a New York gossip tabloid

>>135481432

Based Randlet

>>135481432
What could it mean politically (for everyone) if Trump is not proven to collide with Russia (which will probably happen)
What if even worse, the Russia narrative is a cover up for the dems (awan bros is making me think that is very possible)
What would 2020 look like then?

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I love Kellyanne.

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First for cucking Jews and saving shiksas!
LMAO @ (((Dave Aronberg)))

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>>135481505

>>135481432
Mccain shits on party and trump blocking bill. Rand blocks bill. Mccain Reeeeeeeee!

>>135481538
>smarrter than you
>
Wasn't it already proven republicans have a higher average iq . Fucking pseudo intellectuals.

>>135481738
They weren't the only ones to report on the divorce. Twitter and other outlets did it too. It's petty shit.

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>loriposters

>>135481432
This fucking parasitic worm needs to fucking die. Press K to inflate his tumor

>>135481758
>(which will probably happen)
No it wont. Mueller will keep this investigation going as long as Trump is in office. The whole point is to damage his reputation, why would they stop?

Can we talk for a minute about how insane it is that Trump lost by over 3,000,000 votes and still won?

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Speaking of Grand Rapids, MI...

>the first time they ever turned the cameras

https://youtu.be/mPiiWp41keI?t=14m50s

What was one of the best rallies/moments that stood our for you anon?

>>135481472
She's gonna take everything plus alimony and child support.

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>>135481758
How would he expand this map if that were the case

>>135481831
I've not seen 1 loriposter tonight

>>135481798
i hope Rand's hatred runs so deep he blocks all his shit until he dies

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It's getting late... I think I'll sleep...

Goodnight /ptg/, I'm off to dream some Great American Dreams.

Do you guys think the God Emperor regrets becoming President?

he did stop Hillary though

>>135481849
>california
>new york
It's not that insane desu

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>>135481538
>>135481686

they come from somewhere

>>135481663
Im just imagining how assblasted libs would be

>>135481541
>WH aides are encouraging Trump to move Sessions to leader of Department of Homeland Security

Would Sessions have to be confirmed again?

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>tfw to intelligent to care about my dad

>>135481849
don't worry anon.
>lots of those pesky illegals who voted in cali will be gone by next election.
then we can see just how much trump loses the "popular" vote.

>>135481867
I think the east coast & Minnesota is gonna get RED'D in 2020.

>>135481849
>What is the electoral college?

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>>135481775
Have a fresh one

>PULLING THE RUG OUT FROM UNDER TRANNIES SERVING THEIR COUNTRY IS JUST WRONG!

Meanwhile people are booted out for tons of different reasons all the fucking time, and afaik they still do that "up or out" thing...

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>>135481921
nn, anon.

>>135481847
I'm not sure about that
There's only so long that this could go on before it becomes old news
And what if something else dis-proves the Russia narrative (awan brothers is a possibility)

>>135482012
>>135481946
It's never happened before in history, not to that extent.

>>135481984
>Communists don't care for the family unit.
like clockwork.

>>135481505
>Not an argument.

>>135481979
No

But someone has to be confirmed as DOJ AG unless he finds a other confirmed person to move there, maybe the FBI director right after he is confirmed but then who take over fbi kek

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>>135482039
Gorgeous. Thanks.

>>135481538
>farm subsidies
>going to rural farmers rather than big agribusiness
God, leftists are retarded! I support cutting most farm subsidies and letting Big Agri fail or busting it the fuck up, libshits just nurse petty little revenge fantasies about rural people.

>>135482074
>It's never happened before in history,
Wrong.
>not to that extent.
Correct. It's why the electoral college is in place.

>>135481866
Farage out of nowhere

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>>135481541
>>135481622
Appreciated NNTNN!

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-northkorea-missiles-idUSKBN1AF02K

Another fly over the DMZ today in response to the Norks.

Idk at some point just grill those gooks

>>135481432
Of course that literally mentally ill McCain has no problem being a neo-con good goy faggot when it benefits (((them))) or himself. Now he wants something to pass.

>>135481472
>9 months pregnant

He got cucked probably, not his baby.

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>>135481866
GR anon here.

I know it was scary, but when SS rushed Trump off stage when they thought someone had a gun, that was really notable.

It made it only better when he came back out!

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>>135481775
>>135482039
>>135482138
Kellyanne is pretty!

>>135482175
She knew what she was doing right? Women know when they do this shit right?

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>>135482182
more details on specifics

not really much

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>>135482250
Indeed.

>>135482232

oh yeah, that cuck from Florida right? Last I checked, he never went to jail, but he did get like 1 year probation.

>>135482182
>tfw we can't do a nuclear test thanks to the comprehensive nuclear test ban treaty for some good old fashioned gunboat diplomacy

>>135482232
>It made it only better when he came back out!

And the first thing he said was "No one said it would be easy, folks".

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>>135481472
LMAO a fucking text message after giving birth to your son? Lads there are lines you shouldn't cross.

>>135482326
>Hahaha you wanted to kill a presidential candidate? No big deal. Don't let it happen again!

>>135481849
Yeah let's talk about the electoral college
>Trump Supporter: THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH IT
>Clinton Supporter: ITS SO FUCKED UP
Can we just admit that is a good concept because EC motivates candidates to go after states (big and small) and not just cities
The REAL part that is fucked up is the (((((winner take all system)))))
Let's talk about that
FUCK THE WINNER TAKE ALL SYSTEM DEBATE ME NIGGERS

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>>135482326
>>135482232

Oh wait, my bad, the other time, the second time the SS had to interfere is what you were talking about, in Nevada I think?

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>>135482254
Yep she is known for showing them off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTlsRI21fsM

>>135482232
there was that time a bong kid tried to grab a police oficers gun too

>>135481472
Good, women get in the way of MAGA. Mooch's one true love is Trump and America now, roasties take the backseat.

>>135482430
Oh my god hahah good for her

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>>135481538
>ProgressiveJedi

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Damn, I never really thought of it like that...

>>135482394
It was the only good thing Hamilton ever did tee bee haych

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>>135482401
who sent this guy? who was he working with?

>>135482326
No, the guy at that rally didn't even have a gun. It was a rolled up piece of paper. Someone panicked when they saw him reaching for it, yelled "He's got a gun!", and SS jumped into action.

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>>135482430
>60fps

oh lordy

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>>135481472
gucci just does not give a fuck

>>135482471
They'll set up a sex doll in a closet for Mooch, and the label on the door will say "The Mooch Cooch".

I've already accepted this in my head canon of historical events.

>>135482554
So the winner take all system is good in your opinion?
Why?

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>>135482250

>>135481984
Jesus

>>135482572
he was a bernout iirc

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>>135482379
Exactly!
>Sorry I'm late, complicated business!
Trump delivers a line like an action movie star.

>>135482401
Yeah, that one, although the runner was shocking too.
Look at the way he braces and steps towards attacker.

>>135481849
Well you first need to understand that Trump wasn't even trying to get the popular vote.

>>135482551
>July 14
Jesus Christ they need to let it go already

>>135481866

Another great moment from that rally:

https://youtu.be/mPiiWp41keI?t=19m5s

>>135481472
That's even beyond wolf of wall street tier my lads

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New /HTG/ thread for any interested anons:

>>135449898

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Pistole was floated a couple months ago as a potential FBI Director replacement

>>135482430
>>135482598

How the hell is a old red eye clip 60fps but I can't watch Fox News in 60fps

>>135482076
The New Soviet Man will work this time!

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>>135482522
pic oddly related

>>135481541
>>Trump tweets: “Republican Senate must get rid of 60 vote NOW! It is killing the R Party, allows 8 Dems to control country.

he's right. the dems lost power then immediately demanded that the republicans move the majority vote to 60.

the repubs looked sad and said, "okay". stupid fucks.

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Someone give me a (you) with the best of what happened today. Too drunk to figure anything else out. Please. I need any good news

>>135482613

Please catalog all of your fan fictions for my enjoyment, please

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>>135482632
Lovely.

>>135482639
You're surprised leftists are inhuman pieces of garbage?

>>135482654
No fear at all.

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>>135482726
>TSA head

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>>135481849
Yes it's insane how Hillary blew a shitload of money pumping up the popular vote in big cities she was 100% sure to win anyway, and yet never campaigned in Wisconsin.

>>135482631
Well I don't know about that part, but I can't really think of a better solution.

>>135481472
she probably communicated to him already she didn't want him there for the birth.
>its pretty obvious her decision wasn't made recently.

>>135482471
I liked the part where he called up his restaurant to make sure his friend was given the VIP treatment, even though he was in the middle of fucking Reince's shit up and not giving a fuck about his wife who he knocked up on election night.

>>135481505
fuck you for making me laugh. now I heard you can't have gas cars after 2030 cause environment, and london has sharia law. I would say kill your self but I see you already are.

>>135482731
I hate how Fox News uploads only in 360p, it's HD on tv so why can't they give the good quality footage.

>>135482430
Are Jews really that bad when they get dumb big titted shiksas to perform like sluts on cable news?
(((Gutfeld)))
(((Levy)))
(((Shultz)))
Prime Red Eye was a great show

>>135481505
>It's a shills attempt to foment infighting among generals episode

>>135482654
>Look at the way he braces and steps towards attacker.

It really was incredible. I remember watching that rally (which apparently was Ohio, no Florida ( I'm a little drunk)) and seeing people in the crowd start shouting and all pointing at him---Trump just stops, mid sentance, brace the podium and turns to face him. Obviously he anticipated the danger that the fanatical left posed and thought that it was the moment...

>>135481984
>fags larping as commies
>go home to mommy and daddy when they need a place to stay

>>135482759

Katherine Timpf likes malnourished dirty guys.

>>135482759
Read the OP and scroll up to NNTNN dumbass

>>135482551

remember when they pretended they were a conservative publication back when they started

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>>135482522
my fav

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>>135482852
>now I heard you can't have gas cars after 2030 cause environment

Seriously?

They're trying to ban the sale of cigarettes here for anyone born on, or after 1996.

It's bogus, man.

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>>135482759
War soon

>>135482767
It's DOH, the mere fact it exists sucks

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>>135482763
Well, this for one.

>>135482666
Satanic checked
The EC just needs to be changed
But not abolished
The best way to allocate EC votes is award 2 of them to the winner and allocate the rest proportionately
It allows everyone to be represented (even third party fags and Trump supporters in deep Blue states or vise versa)

>>135482870
Cable fighting tooth and nail to try and convince you to pay for cable package

>>135482981
Mr. Prima Donna, Brass Hat, Five Star MacArthur.

>>135482970
This goddamn obsession with the state trying to literally be a nanny and people being absolutely fine with it is purely disgusting in just about every level imaginable

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>>135481432
>Mccain Blocks trump
>Rand blocks Mccain.

>>135483006

I love those. I wish I could find the one where Putin rented out a theater for Trump so he could watch hentai while wearing adult footie pajamas.

>>135481866

Probably the first time I saw Trump laugh on the campaign trail:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rxbe4otSGKk

>>135482848
>who he knocked up on election night
Didn't even think about that. This guy is a true American.

Anyone have that john McCain trans hypocrisy pic

>>135483140
They tried to do this bill right after the health care vote and Rand shut it down without a moment's hesitation it was glorious

>>135481505
>fucking bongs of all people making fun of others

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>>135483278

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>>135483278
John McCain has zero morals. He just says stupid shit to get in front of the cameras before he dies off.

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>>135483199
>wearing adult footie pajamas
lolwtf

>>135483199
There are actually adults who wear shirts saying "Release the piss tape" and make their children wear it.

>>135482841
A better way is to give 2 EV to the state winner
Then allocate the rest proportionately

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>>135483278

>>135482767
tsa does know how to profile shady people pretty well.

>>135482430
What did she mean by this?
>Carrie Keagan EPIC Bouncing Boobs and Cleavage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAO_YMgP3BU

Had a thought. remember those new directives Sessions just passed to seize all proceeds of crime? Everyone thought he meant drug gangs. Hmmm. I think it leaves a person with $10,000 for legal defence and their home if they own one. $10,000 won't even buy an hour of time for the Criminal cabal's lawyers. If they don't get paid the big bucks.....why try to defend depravity.??

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>>135481984
>my dad fucking abandoned me
>this guy refuses to speak to his father because they disagree on politics
I think I truly understand anger, now.
I don't like this feeling, but it's not going away.

i'm quite upset

>>135483327
I want this warmonger faggot to croak on live TV.

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>>135483199
I do have this one also, on phone so if someone can type the YT link out

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>>135483352
>>135483327

>>135483382

I've seen the pictures. Truly reality is Hell for those sorts of people.

>>135483327
>>135483352
>>135483410
Thanks bros

>>135483439
dad abandoned you?
>or your mother

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>>135482430
I loved red eye.

>>135483327
This is why we need term limits

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>>135483278

>>135481432
On this episode of trials and tribulations in DC....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKzzyOsvajc

>>135483534
To leave one is to also leave the other, no?

>>135481832
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>135482767
TSA
>violates people's rights
>profiles niggers, spics, and mudslimes
>doesn't give a fuck
>will treat you like a piece of meat for the greater good of security
This is EXACTLY the kind of guy needed for DHS

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Were the Mediterraneans white?

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>genital framing
Why aren't you making your package look more presentable and desirable?

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>>135481866
I always enjoyed Jeb! throughout the campaign, especially when he tweeted a picture of his fucking handgun

>>135483431
Really makes you think
>Carrie Keagan Getting Her Breasts Cast for Charity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSDxOasBypI

>>135483571
And getting rid of direct election of Senators

>>135483616
https://youtu.be/B_Lnz64vXB8

Is McCain pure evil?

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>>135483639

>>135483534
My dad abandoned me because he died.

>>135483605
nope. I wish I could raise my daughter.
>but I don't want to be murdered by her mother.
so I let myself live alone.

>>135483630
is this dangerous?

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Prove you're not a blind follower and name one thing you dislike about based Bibi.

>>135483630

I thought those were fitbits for penises at first.

>>135483621
The TSA doesn't secure shit, don't defend those assholes

>>135483714
Please stop. He's suffered enough.

>>135483534
Dad cheated on my mother, and abandoned us to go sleep with his girlfriend. They can't even afford the house they rent, and the girlfriend cheated on everyone before him, but he ditched us for it.

he replaced me with someone who's genuinely autistic

>>135483750

Who?

>>135483740
No? As long as you're not cutting off circulation your junk is only getting a boost.

>>135483750
He seems pretty cool. He shouldn't have backed down from metal detectors.

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>>135483714
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OE_lHQZGuM

>>135483763
Kek

>>135482970
https://youtu.be/nIeDfwDZsiM
my bad 2040.

>>135483758
Did McCain actually succeed at anything other than being a huge attention whore and moralfag?

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>>135483639
oh god that was fucking hilarious

>>135483750
Didn't he come out and agree that Israel is an ethnostate after Kerry's speech? That whole day was hilarious

>>135483809

it is like cheating. Imagine, a girl checks you out and says : OMG i want the D.
They you go to bed and she realizes you are a fraud...

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>>135481505
topkek saved

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>>135483224
>2016 primaries will never happen again.
Why.

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Poor CNN

>>135483711
Kek approves

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I once left a comment saying "Huh? Apparently you can insult your way to the Presidency." But whichever Jew runs his account deleted it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p50LcT13tx0

>>135483829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aIEUyULQpk

>>135482984

not if it controls ICE and immigration

>>135483923
Girls do it ALL THE FUCKING TIME with bra enhancers and lifters. If it gets you a man or chick it's worth it.

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>>135482763
CIA says evan mc muffin should be president

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>>135483758
>>135483928
You have shit taste in maymays, McCain.

>>135483711

I'll give him the benefit of a doubt that his brain tumor is a liberal.

>>135483900


>dolt .45

fucking lol, never saw that front page before

>also checked

>>135483932
It's something unpredictable but in the end it's right

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>>135483639
>>135483900
>>135484066

>>135483998
>If it gets you a man

only if it is a cute trap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfliCNyfYY8

one of the saddest Jeb! moments

>>135482884
>its an r/ptg is disconnected from reality episode

>>135483370
To this day pics of Jeb still crack me up. He doesn't even have to be doing anything particularly funny. He's just such a stooge. Jeb posting is and probably always will be the funniest episode that pol has to offer.

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>>135483954
>"How Paid Family Leave hurts women."
>Paid
>Leave
>Hurts

>>135483997
It's expanded government bullshittery thanks to Bush the Younger
Trump is using these bloated agencies to fight back which is great, but I hope he continues to shrink them over all 8 years

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>>135484066
checked back atcha

>>135484105
No, homo man. You can't tell me guys don't check out another dudes package, either for competitive or sexual/admiration reasons.

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>>135484153

SLOW AND
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>>135483571
>>135483693
Also, make recall of congressmen possible because not all State Constitutions allow for recall of congressmen.

Arizona can recall and Colorado but I don't know much about other states.

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>>135482763
trump killed harambe

>>135483693
So have our federal state legislatures do it?
Maybe
The senate was meant to be for for senators to not be AS concerned about people's opinions as the house members and be more focused on what's TRULY best for our country
But I think direct elections work better though

>>135484094
Greenday is lefty garbage.

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>>135483410

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>>135483923
greetings from /fit/

>>135484213

will other men respect me bro?

>>135484281
I know
But the lyrics fit

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>>135484138
I shitposting really how you want to spend your saturday night?

>>135484023
6/10 too much water

>>135483932
>there are no more debates

Those were some of my favorite moments. I firmly believe that we played a critical part in Donald's success in brigading the post-debate polls.

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>>135484132
You all laugh now, but Jebby will make a comeback!

>>135484343
They'll respect, be intimidated, and be attracted to you.

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Black people can't be intellectu...

>>135484213
bro I hear you on that I like to sniff and lick other dude's dicks and nuts just to see how I compare (no homo)

>>135484233
If he ran on a guacamole centered platform trump wouldn't stand a chance. :(

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>>135481538
>we're smarter than you
These are people working at Starbucks looking down at the day laborers making twice what they do.

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>>135484435

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>>135483410
(((They))) put a fucking chip in his brain.

>>135484259
What is a federal state legislature
The senate should be elected by the state legislatures, the point of the senate is to give the state a voice, not the people. The house is for the people
The constitution calls for a republic, not a legislative democracy

>>135484466
Hahaha you really made me laugh with this one. Big bulge gets big respect by men and ladies. You can't deny it.

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>>135484414

>>135484511

I am now officially off the Tyson Train.

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>>135483932
>some neverTrump cuck tries to primary him in 2020
>Trump uses that as an excuse to do 10 rallies a week

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>>135484435

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>>135484471
>Gets a degree in field in which there are no jobs.
>complains that there are no jobs

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>>135484435
>gravity
>force

>>135484595
>now officially off
>now
Why were you on in the first place?

>>135484471
>Clinton has more low income voters
>Cementing her nigger support
I love lefties say shit that anyone on the right would be called a racist for saying

>>135483995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSpZd-Qv_kw

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>>135484578
These are the only butts I wanna see

>>135484471
"Smart" people vote for Clinton
Hard workers vote for trump
Veterans vote for trump
In other words, Trump supporters do the dirty work
Clinton supporters are just cucks

>>135484658
I'm like 99% certain gravity is a fundamental force

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AWOOGAMESH

>>135484676

I am now officially of the Anon Train.

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>>135484722

Just got back from my nightly walk, no one wanted to be carved up. Sad. no steak for me tonight

>>135484747
>I'm like 99% certain gravity is a fundamental force
it is a fundamental interaction but it's not a "force" according to General Relativity

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>>135484747
one of only 4.

>>135484747
no one knows for sure

debbie is going to get suicided by the clintons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRy-RyxagzA

Old redeye clips with fat greg.

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>>135484747

>gravity cucks

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>>135484722
A little Thundershock will take care of this.

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Do you think you can spot the signs of right-wing extremism, /ptg/?

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Does Sessions need to be re-confirmed if he's moved to DHS head?

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>>135484676
I see you missed week one /pol/ orientation for newfags, and never received lingo training. Go take a seat in the dumb dumb corner.

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Should public executions be brought back y/n

>>135484245
WHy arent we making more of these?

>>135484817
He isn't worthy of that information.

>>135484557
I meant state legislature
Idk why federal is there (((autism???)))
Your point does sound convincing
It does give the State government a voice
And you can still in directly vote the senator out through state elections

>>135484747
It's the curvature in space-time caused by the mass of an object.

>>135484893
>>135484798
You're both jealous they've got perfect butts. I bet yours is flat as fuck or full of cellulite.

>>135484911

Daily reminder that the USA will go to war with Europe in your life time. The Fourth Turning is imminent.

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>>135484911
>bongistan

>>135481538
>Let's see how the farmers survive without my tax money
>Me and my overpopulated dense city will survive without their food no problem

>>135484747
Gravity isn't anything. Its just the opposite of up.

>>135484911
Nothing redpills a nigga like some ATG squats lemme tell ya

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>>135484911

What's the implication here?

>>135484970
>>135484557
But why are direct elections bad?
Why is the old system of electing senators better?
I guess it keeps the tyranny of the majority out of the senate...

>>135485049
Why do you think Pence is heading to Eastern European countries; stronger allies for defense and trade. Trump sees the writing on the way about Eurabia.

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>>135484857
I want hillary to get arrested for murder so bad.. If it was debbie it would be even better since only a piece of shit died.

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>>135485000
So is this image wrong? I never took a physics course after undergrad

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go to bed my sleepy sheepies

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>>135485017
The one on the left is okay.

>>135481979
He can put in whoever he wants at any position when Congress is in recess. So he can sidestep them altogether

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>>135485017

>>135485290
Third one from the left is the one I'm crushing hard on. Looks like a greek statue butt.

>>135485164
The old system was removed by progressives, their argument being it was corrupt as hell. They weren't completely wrong, but their solution to the problem destroyed a key aspect of federalism. States rights are often put to the wayside because there is no chamber at the federal level to speak for the states and defend the states

>>135485164
one argument is the founding fathers created the system that way to have a seperation between the two chambers of congress (similar to House of Lords/Commons) where one is elected by the population and the other by representatives of the state. The popular vote of senators was discussed during the drafting of the Constitutions and only very few advocated for the popular vote for Senators.

It also makes the Senate just a 2nd House, especially if the filibuster is removed and both chambers are majority-vote for most legislation.

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>>135485282
Get fucked
I just woke up

>>135485188
>>135485049

It's hard to say if the fight will devolve to one on the physical plane, but make no mistake, the war is already upon us culturally and ideologically. We will win, in the end, it's just a question of how many people might have to die.

>>135485363
>no denial
Get your ass in shape brit

>>135485282
WARNING: That is no sheep! Its a Wolf Girl pretending to be a sheep!

>>135483707
YES, I hate that back stabbing POS !

>>135485452
>>135485452
WTF is wrong with you fags? That meme should be banned.

>>135485417
>>135485425
I think y'all are right
Should we start pushing for that and term limits?

>>135482471
Tony serves America and Trump full time now. Personal sacrifice for the much greater good. I look forward to his feats.

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>>135484911
>https://www.crosstheline.co.uk
Woah guys, this is pretty scary. Maybe this whole Trump thing is a bad idea.

>>135481538
We'll see how smug they are when the farms stop sending food to their elite cities.

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>>135485017
>Thousands of sparks go off as the smell of burnt flesh fills the air

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>>135485426
>Waking up at 1 AM
that's the spirit! good on you waking up early.I just woke up from a nap.

>>135485531
People have been calling for both for decades, Trump is the first real chance that term limits might happen, and I hope to ride that coattail and meme a repeal of the 17th amendment

>>135485627
12PM*

>>135485531
Good luck getting a constitutional amendment like that through the Senate now (you would need 2/3rds of the Senate to agree -or- a national convention which has never happened before in our entire history)

i am baking.

>>135485590
Again, no denial. I was spot on you have a grotesque ass and you're just jealous.

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*blocks your bakers*

>>135485446
>it's just a question of how many people might have to die.
Just tumor boy.

>>135485135
The implication is if you are conservative it's only a matter of time before join a hate group and you're murdering people in the street.

>>135485547
Tell me what it is I don't want to sign up for shit