Brit/pol/ - Sunday morning edition

First for Tyron Woodley is a smelly nigger.

>>135480428
Not looking good for Maia : (

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>>135480508

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Here we go, took a while but I'll try to make some more and should be able to do them quicker now most of the learning curve is over.

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might become transasian

>>135480637
Should add that obviously it was inspired by Steerpike's Charlie Gard image.

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>>135480627

>>135480818
How is it going? Who should we be routing for?

>>135480637
>>135480708
Very good lad. Wait till /ptg/ start a new thread and post it

>>135480917
I'm trying to find a video of some normal people being attacked by retards or of someone on a powertrip so that I can label them as janitors.

I'm open to video label ideas.

>>135480854
Maia but its not looking promising. Cormier vs jones. Personally Cormier because if he loses its likely his last fight

>>135480993
/ptg/ about to post new thread post it no

>>135480140
Russia should invade england. Putin saves white race. Everybody happy.

>>135481136
put your geo on

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>>135481041
And because Jones is an unruly nigger. DC is a black white man.

What do you guys think of Alex Jones?

NOW RIGHTLY SO

>>135481506
I did it senpai

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>>135481306
I don't mind about all the shit jon jones got caught doing its the fact that he would come back and try lie saying he changed and was a born again Christian. DC is right Jones is a piece of shit. If you like to party just say it. Obviously hitting the pregnant women in a car and running away is unacceptable. Best fighter of his generation though

Real NEET hours, fellow failures.

>>135481850
He was roiding the whole time.

Maia will retire right now I reckon.

>>135481965
Maybe, maybe not. Didn't one of his brother in the NFL also get caught for performance enhancing drugs?

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>>135482132
His brother is a CIA nigger, yes.

Is it illegal to call people niggers in this country now?

>>135482068
Yeah, unless he wants a couple more pay checks . Woodley needs to embrace people not liking him. Being a pundit and trying to get people to like him isn't working. He needs to get people to engage hating him, that's how Mayweather gets the big ppv numbers, a lot of people tune in in hope of him losing

Woodley is a top tier nigger. He's wasted 75 minutes of my life his last 3 fights.

>>135482332

Everything seems to be illegal in the UK.

How are you lads shitposting at 5.30am on a Sunday? Even when I was back in the homeland I didn't start until 12pm

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>>135482270
>CIA nigger
???

>>135482332
Most likely

>>135482332
Try it and find out
Report back

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Is there any weapons I could carry for self-protection without getting in trouble with the old bill?

how much trouble would SWIM get into if they used a small canister of CS gas/spray in a genuine incident of self preservation?

>>135482495

UZI tactical pen.

>>135482447
How have you been here so long without knowing Terry A. Davis' memes? "The world is perfectly just."

>>135480637
Quality this

If I get 5 rounds of DC laying and praying on JJ I will commit for wasting 7 hours of my time watching tonight. Hoping for a JJ via submission in 4th

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>>135482610
I guess so. Can I get a quick rundown

>>135482646
I've been watching since the first early prelim on Fightpass. Some cracking wars tonight. Nothing has been wasted, except that last one and maybe one other.

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>>135482646
>If I get 5 rounds of DC laying and praying on JJ
This is what I'm hoping for

>>135482817
Yeah true so have I. Just salty about that last fight, I despise woodley the cunt.
>>135482902
Die slowly

>>135482735
There's no "quick rundown" possible for a man like Terry A. Davis. You couldn't fathom the magnitude of The Terry.

>>135483059
in your bedroom you twat or go over to hers

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>>135482973
I want DC to win. Jones is a CIA nigger.

>>135483148
Good idea.

>>135483169
Dc is a fat nigger.

Jones fucks prostitutes and snorts coke.

>>135483059
In the car. Hotel if she seems to classy for that.

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>>135483260

>>135480428
>hurr durr look at me mommy i'm being racist on the 4chan
gtfo and go back to stormfront

>>135483299
I reckon if I get her onto my bedroom floor watching million dollar extreme videos I could turn it into shagging without the 'But your parents' shit.

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>>135483260
There's nothing cool about that you degenerate CIA nigger.

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>>135483379

>>135483383
Putting world peace on = instant bangs

DC DOING WELL : )

>>135483379
Spotted the golli

>>135483059
Rent a storage room full time

>>135484047
YES!

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Whats sad is that what is happening to EU is going to lead to the "Great Jihad." You see they know their first big attack was super effective, they Terrorized a whole country with just two giant pieces of metal. EU has the highest airport density of any place on earth, that means a hell of a lot of planes.

Do you guys really think they could stop them from getting every plane if they tried, they just couldn't. If their are terrorist cells in the refugees, they are smart enough to get their or be told by someone how. They have already shown they can get weapons into the countries. It would be a massacre

>>135484297
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Q4Ndt9vD6M&list

BOLLOCKS!

: (
Night chaps

SIlly degenerates thinking the fat slob stood a chance

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I think I'm capable of spotting the signs of right-wing extremism. Are you guys able to?

Your country may count on it!

>>135484943
Night, Rimlad.

Loses by KO and chimps out and doesn't stand for the decision typical nigger

>>135485069
That was poor form from DC.

oh nice my vegeta is in the country. hope it arrives on monday or tuesday

Cormier is going to retire.

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>>135485069
>>135485203
Very sad for him. Got to excuse him acting like that he did just take 5 clean shots from jones whilst being KO'd. Yeah he will retire no point in him continuing fighting I'm sure he earns enough commentating. Brock Vs Jones would be gr8. Always thought it would be overeem vs jones, but reem never managed to win heavyweight title

>>135480140
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcTEMZ_1qbA&index=1&list=PLu_qLZ960eSGZLQ4OfkXVkdWknreCzXlF

F E E LS
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>>135485615
Not sure if jones can take brock desu. Dc landed on him a couple of times and if brock does that I think it could be lights out for jones

>>135485810
Especially as Brock is still taking roids. At least if jones goes up to heavyweight we can look forward to him vs Stipe, cain, overeem, and Brock. Would like to see him fight Gustafsson again though

>>135486676
it's 6am

>>135486941
I started yesterday.

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bump

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These pictures make me depressed

>>135489226
The cerebrotonic and the wannabe are me

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Why do the (((Irish))) keep associating us Brythonic Celts with their vile Gaelic ways?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylxTvLUnSWk
No matter how many chippy songs they produce, we won't be as inbred as them.

riddle:

What former British colony is black, white, and the red all over?

>>135491300
Rhodesia?

>>135491300
America

>>135491300
EGYPT

>>135491300
This country was colonised by a country next to the origin of niall

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>>135491300
Hong Kong

It's weird how britpol is more dead at 20 to 8 in the morning that it was at 3 and 4 in the morning.

>>135492389
Everyone's getting ready for church, lad.

>>135491390
>>135491909
>>135492271
Wrong

Answer for this>>135492245
Is here>>135492010

>>135492245
>>135493214
Except it's "the origin of THE Niall" you fucking queerbag

>>135492245
>>135492010
Ask the old folks this one at church my lads. They'll fucking love it.

Last riddle then I'm going to bed (using this at church will guarantee a at virgin churchfu so you can gtfo this shithole):
Name the country:

Q: A river was wept, upon this raid;
Upon britains defeat, concessions were made

Like I said, ask the elderly people at your church and they'll will be overnighting their virgin teen granddaughters to your house starting tomorrow (unless you guys actually deliver on sundays there).

>>135491300
It's South Africa btw

>>135494010
Answer to this is Ukraine (Crimea, using brigade instead of raid would've given it away)

And I feel like I have to justify my wording because Britcucks here don't study or read Shakespeare anymore but rather Stormzy

>>135494310
those are shit riddles and don't make sense, is english your first language?

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Lads how do I get a qt like Tim Farron's wife?

>>135494611
t. never read Beethoven
>>135495107
Tell her this riddle
>>135494010

>>135495107
that's no qt
that's a space station

Morning lads. I see that god awful yank is back.
http://www.strawpoll.me/13563516
http://www.strawpoll.me/13563516
http://www.strawpoll.me/13563516
http://www.strawpoll.me/13563516
http://www.strawpoll.me/13563516

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here, you guys will probably have more use for this than me
have a nice day

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I fucking hate it when people don't really listen to you. Do they even know who's fucking talking. Or they ask a pretend question to pretend to seem interested but it's completely unrelated to what you've just said.

Like today at Holland and Barrett I was explaining how Hitler had an almost religious love for Stefanie Rabatsch and how that influenced his decisions similarly to how Christianity would. The cashier looked at me and said something like 'do you have a card with us' and I looked her dead in the eyes and said 'WHAT HAS THAT GOT TO DO WITH ANYTHING I'VE JUST SAID'. Stupid slag, I bet she's not even read ANYTHING about Hitlers pre war life.

I rated her 1/5 on every point in the Holland and Barrett survey you get emailed after each experience, maybe next time she'll be more polite and I like to think i've improved her as a person.

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>>135498059
Kek. Reminds me of this

>>135496888
>he doesn't understand the electoral college

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>>135497944
unfortunately pic says normie and not normalfag

>>135498421
Brit/pol/ doesn't have the electoral college you mong. We're a parliamentary thread.

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>>135498421
>he elected ronald blumpf to be his prime minister

>>135498487
>>135498601

Remember where the server is newfags.

Enjoy the NASCAR race today in your long lost colony of Pennsylvania

>>135498780
Atleast I didn't think the origins of the Nile were Egypt.

>>135498837
>he still doesn't understand that the source is still disputed despite top gear UK finding it themselves

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>>135498780
If Donald Trump wasn't in charge then we could FINALLY have the communist Britain we all want and desire. SO from me to you on behalf of all the sensible (communist) people of this country I say: FUCK YOU AMERICA!

>>135498915
>"This country was one occupied by someone next to the origin of the Niall"
>Egypt

Got an interview for a job installing Smart Meters in North West London (nice part)

Will be a ~50 minute commute to work.

Parents are telling me to steer well clear of it.

What should I do?

>>135498963
I stole your pasta and changed it to Walmart

Seriously good shit there anon.

>>135498999
>not understanding that "The Niall" was a hint in the riddle order to satisfy a specific location that a country next to Ireland used to own

Jfc

>>135499218
>not knowing "the Niall" is pronounced "the Kneel"

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>>135499125
Fucking kek
You post this in /ptg/ yet? If not post in their next thread and post results here

might go to smyths and look at pokemon cards.

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>>135499328
https://youtu.be/D75iE_S1KQ0 (Pic related faggot)
https://youtu.be/HuITtfj_W-E
https://youtu.be/X1Zl1oylihw
https://youtu.be/QdDD9ViRZz4

>>135499400
Pokémon is objectively the best anime ever made.

That shit literally formed the basis for this website.

>>135499552
Should've posted this last night when nobody understood your shit riddle or the pronunciation.

>>135499552
Niall = Neal

>>135499595
want a booster pack?

>>135499339
>>135499935

>>135499030
How much do you make now/how much does the new job pay?

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>>135488441

>>135500003

I make next to nothing now. New Job pays £28k a year

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>>135500137

>>135499030
>installing the meter jew

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>>135500305

>>135500215
Get on it lad. Maybe having more money would take away the feeling of loneliness you feel.

Hello Anonymongs, I'm here.

>>135500636
Thank god. I've missed you so much.

>>135500636
Great. A pound shop meme merchant is here to save the day.

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>>135500480

>>135500636
Shouldn't you be at Mass or something?

>>135500715
pound shop preuße*

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>>135500809

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Rightly and Eddie are the best tripmongs.

>>135500823
Mass is for Catholics, I should be at church though.

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>>135500897

>>135500906
I prefer Jura Superstition desu

>>135500906
Cheers I know I am.

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>>135500897
Not a bong, but can I join? :)

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>>135498451

>>135500941
I know. It was a bad joke/bait

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>>135500952

>>135500965
Yes you can!

>>135500965
>>135500952
>>135500897
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>>135500305
Nonces.

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>>135501018

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>>135501029
Don't speak communist at me.

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>>135501029
Are you the Raul Moat autist?

>>135501041

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>>135501041

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>>135501128
>>135501173

>>135500137
>>135500305
>>135500480
>>135500809
>>135500897
>>135500952
>>135500965
>>135501018
>>135501041
>>135501121
>>135501128
>>135501173
Nonces.

>>135501128
I've posted Raul Moat a few times but not to animenonces and in totally different context so I don't think so. But do kill yourself by all means.

Morning, lads

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>>135501215
>Nonces.
Sorry, I only speak American.

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>>135501447
>the brit/pol/ yank ambassador is an anime nonce

>>135501215
When will the Anonces learn?

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>>135501410
>>135501392

So how's everyone spending this fine Sunday?

Get to church!

>>135501585
>Leaving the house
Pfft
Lets bring the church here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLxdb3ov-zE

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King Harry when?

>>135501993
Never, because we haven't had a monarchy since 1688.

>>135501585

They're all cucked.

I did read the bible for half an hour this morning though.

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>>135502017
Mad.

>>135502157
William was an invader.

>>135502248
Liberator.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faNij71hh7o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faNij71hh7o

>>135501900
Ruined by the Vicar of Dibley.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADamVJaXZMg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdE_NKyY_o0

>wake up
>read the news
>islamist plot foiled in Australia
>2 people dead in gun attack in German nightclub
>turn on the radio
>local news is doing an interview with a white pastor who moved away from South Africa, talks about apartheid and how terribly prejudiced it was

FUCK OFF!

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>>135502017
>hurr durr what is right of conquest

Better get used to it lad, because it's what Harry will use to depose Parliament and restore the British Empire.

>>135502508
You seem to have mistaken the Monarchs Prerogative powers for anything other than ceremonial blubber. The Prime Minister now holds more power than any king in history ever did.

>>135502391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TN3rD28R8xg

For you <3

>>135502710
>implying i'm going to sperg out and hate anything catholic because i dislike rome and papists

>>135502814
>implying you dont

>>135502835
But I didn't

>>135502628
Are you retarded? The entire point of right of conquest is that you don't need a legal justification, just physical force and caucus belli.

>>135502871
But you are.
>>135502880
>LARPs forever
I'm just saying our monarch is unjustly dead lad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsmskpgOL2w

Jews and papists are ungodly wretches; they are two stockings made of one piece of cloth.

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I'm planning a 7 day trip around UK. Any suggestions for landmarks and food etc?

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>>135503063
Bamburgh Castle and Hadrian's Wall.

>>135503063

Big Ben

>>135503124
What about in the major cities? Anything cool in the highlands?

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>>135503063
>Glasgow
>Manchester
>Liverpool
>London
>yf afterwards

>>135503364
>looks like this was drawn by bowden
>check file name

>>135503063
skip glasgow

>>135503364
What's so bad about them? Suggestions?

>>135502504

>hadnt even seen the club shooting
>have a look
>iraqi tan german
>motive unclear

Feel a bit like i'm going insane desu

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>>135503279
The Highlands are beautiful just to see. I don't know really. Some bigger cities up north are 'alright' like Newcastle and Gateshead, as in they don't have the same problems London and Manchester do. Obviously they'll be on your list but most of what I think a tourist should see is in the country or all the old villages that surround cities.

Obviously there's everything in London which could keep you going for a week alone but you have all the problems of actually being in London. Just avoid cities the best you can IMO.

>>135503417
Glasgows just a way into the highlands and a station straight back to London.

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>>135480140
Starting a new job tomorrow. Is working for the council as comfy as I've always heard it is?

>>135503511
Don't talk back to me you ungrateful, overweight piece of shit. Fuck off and eat your chlorine basted chicken.

>>135503564

As long as it's not Kensington, I'd say so.

>>135503732
Babbys first projection.

>>135503896
>I know you are but what am I

The height of American intellect.

Father, I know that I have broken your laws and my sins have separated me from you. I am truly sorry, and now I want to turn away from my past sinful life toward you. Please forgive me, and help me avoid sinning again. I believe that your son, Jesus Christ died for my sins, was resurrected from the dead, is alive, and hears my prayer. I invite Jesus to become the Lord of my life, to rule and reign in my heart from this day forward. Please send your Holy Spirit to help me obey You, and to do Your will for the rest of my life. In Jesus' name I pray, Amen.

>>135503809
It's in the quiet Southwest. I worked in London for a little while. Swore to never set foot in that hellhole again.

>>135503949
L
A
R
P

>>135503564
What's the job lad?

>>135504092
"Civil enforcement officer". Basically a glorified traffic warden, but it sounds like a sweet gig compared to all those gay warehouse and driving jobs I've worked.

Very nearly dropped a roll of carpet on doggo this morning. Poor thing.

>>135504205
Cushty, drinking cups of tea and smoking fags all day.

>>135504205
Sounds comfy to me m8. Think I'd enjoy a civil service job like that

>>135504307
>>135504385
I hope it'll be that great. This is the first non-shit job I've had in my life, and I'm almost 30.

>>135504492
Don't worry lad. I've had a number of weird and wonderful jobs, if you're the kind of lad who is mostly interested in retiring, that should tide you over nicely.

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CLACTON
LACTONC
ACTONCL
CTONCLA
TONCLAC
ONCLACT
NCLACTO

>watching BBC1
>talking about diversity in faith schools
>talk to a muslim wearing a niqab who sent her kids to a catholic school
>she lets slip that the 'catholic' school is actually 98% muslim

FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

>>135504205
>being able to dish out £50 fines to anyone who litters

Wish I had this power.

>>135503430
London is horrible and really expensive, but I guess best for touristy stuff so you'll have to go there
Liverpool is ok if you like the Beatles
Manchester is good for a night out, but I don't think there's really much tourist stuff there
Pubes lives in Glasgow
You should try to visit based Wales. Like Harlech, Aberystwyth or Snowdonia

>>135504803

You have as much power as him, which is basically zero. There's nothing he can do to stop people who refuse to engage from walking away.

http://hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2017/07/your-neighbours-shiny-new-suv-is-about-to-crash-the-economy.html

http://hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2017/07/your-neighbours-shiny-new-suv-is-about-to-crash-the-economy.html

http://hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2017/07/your-neighbours-shiny-new-suv-is-about-to-crash-the-economy.html

>>135504492
Lad, I was thinking about you while making a cup of tea.

Why not just join the police?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b26Ll9q77Pw

Also do watch the video, Brit/pol/ hsan't discovered burnistoun yet and really should.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goTk960CKYk

>>135504917
http://archive.is/AqBB5

>>135504917

Good. The economy needs crashing. Let Corbyn in with his fake promises of a better future. Let him go on to starve the people with what leftist historians will say "wasn't aproper socialism/communism".

I've had enough. I'm getting out of this dump.

>>135505068
Fuck off.

>>135505140
>shitting on web archiving services

But those of you who have clung to the Tory Party through thick and thin must have wondered a bit last week when it endorsed the idea that anyone can be whatever sex, sorry ‘gender’, that they want to be.
Here’s the simple explanation. The Tory Party itself has changed sex, from Right to Left. It is a ‘Trans’ party. I’m puzzled that it has yet to change its name. How about ‘Doris’? And it now feels free to come out. Yet still you vote for it.

>>135504865
>>135503430
If you go to London go round a the museums
Most of them are free and are within walking distance of each other

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>>135505259
don't forget they are the party of pedo rights now.

>>135506493
Why not rope urself yet

I'm awake lads

What's this Kevin Myers supposed to have done that's made Twatter lose its nut?

>>135506683
>tfw haven't had a good sleep since god knows how long
>tfw worked from 8am to eleven:30 pm last night and still woke up at 8am the next day despite going to bed at like 2am
end my life

>>135506676
Denied the Holocaust happened.

>>135506880
Thanks. I enjoy ignoring the newspapers and the cretins who still think they're worth paying attention to.

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>When da bossman gives you a free chlorine dip with ya wingz n dat

>>135506980
what happened anime boy?

Just had the student loans bailiffs around again, demanding payment. They didn't have a warrant so I told them to fuck off but I can't keep that up for long.

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>>135507251
Did Kingsley invade your trip?

>>135507311
>student loans bailiffs

Why tell lies?

>>135507251
degenerate fuck
friendship over with anime nonce
anonymong is my best friend now

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>>135507251
>questionable substances

Amsterdam tomorrow lads

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>>135507573

>Readers called for columnist Kevin Myers to be sacked, after he suggested BBC presenters Claudia Winkleman and Vanessa Feltz earned high salaries because they were Jewish.

>>135507824
Nothing degenerate like that !

>>135507862
holy christ

I'm fucking hungover, it was a late one last night

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Ended up in a gaff till 7 this morning lads. Got 3g of gear dropped off and smashed it all with some lesbian slag. I ended up going upstairs with her. The coke had made my cock tiny but it stepped up when required. Mental ride she was just bonkers can't really believe it. Dying in bed just now /blog

>>135508066
2 weddings and 14 pints of Guinness. Fucking kill me.

>>135508147
Good dream lad

>>135508201
As garbage as it sounds it happened. I told myself there was no chance early on so I stopped trying in a way and just got deep in convo. It was only when the prospect of home time dawned on us hours later the flirting started. Mental

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>>135508007
It's degenerate paradise

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>>135508292
>>135508147
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>>135508066
>>135507575

>>135508306
50 euros for a shag too expensive when I can get a shag from pube for £2 and a freddo

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who /Botton/ here

>>135508194
Two weddings in the one night, how did that come about?

>>135507573
my condolences

>>135507862
I came here to find the article, someone post a screencap

>>135507862
The gender pay gap is one of the worst forced memes. Does anyone really believe in it other than committed feminists? I was listening to BBC news in the car along with a rather liberally minded mate of mine and even he was groaning when it was brought up.

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>>135508580

>>135508676
The actual Times article, m8, not the BBC one.

>>135508676
So do they actually refute him at any point or just threaten him?

>>135508811
It got taken down, I doubt anybody has it.

>>135508866
Oh I guarantee it's out there somewhere, united you are new, you would know the internet never forgets

>>135508919
I searched archive.is and it wasn't on there, only the 'this page has been removed' version.
Where is the Norwegian cuckbot when you need him eh?

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>>135508138

>>135508138
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>>135506980
>[Deleted]
Thank you based mods

Wtf is happening?

>>135509593
I assume honk got banned for avatarfagging.

>>135506991
Kek what a tool

Should I go to Richmond Park or Greenwich Park for my afternoon run lads?

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>>135508919
got a bit of it

>>135509807
Running more than 10 mins is bad for you lad.

Is there any point to life past 35?

>>135505060
I'd love to. I volunteered for the police some years back. I really had the time of my life. But it's so hard to get an actual paid position on the police. It was back then and it still is now. I still keep an eye out for openings, but they're just so few and far between.

Sorry for the late response. Went out with the lady for some Sunday shopping.

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What is actually happening in England:

https://youtu.be/Fm7C_DGr1ZU
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/07/27/girl-15-raped-rail-station-suffers-second-attack-flagging-man/

What the BBC decides to cover:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vo0M0caV4l4

>>135509874

Is he, dare I say it, /OurGuy/?

>>135509908
I'm not sure that's factually accurate desu.

>>135510062
The optimum is 5 minutes. Fast walking is better

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fugg since this morning everyone is wiping his content

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>>135480140
Reminder that we are fucked.

>>135480140

http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/news/cambridge-news/racist-rant-cambridge-university-society-13404914

>Jason Osamede Okundaye, head of the Black and Minority Ethnic society at Cambridge University, tweeted that "ALL white people are racist

Lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NOD130JZso

Well done to all who posted this in /ptg/, the dislikes and comments looking much better than last time I saw it.

>>135510326
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON THERE AAAAAAAAAA

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The absolute state of /ptg/

https://twitter.com/thesundaytimes/status/891605168353153024

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>>135509677
>bans
>meaning anything

>>135509944
No

t. over 35

>>135510988
is syria general decent

>>135510326
Umm diversity is our greatest strength sweatie, try again xx

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Should I get a taxi to my fat titted exes for a hangover day of grubby sex, phoned in food and garbage TV lads?

>>135501215

English people are so fucking weird. Glad them and the Welsh are leaving 2bh

>>135503063
Skip glasgow, Edinburgh can be quite bad for niggers too.

I would stop in aberdeen and inverness, you don't want to miss fort william or the isle of skye.

>>135511193
Yes.

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mfw your ancestors are dead

>>135510797
Do they not have an editor who checks the stories which go in their paper?
Did nobody read it and think 'hang on, this might cause a bit of a fucking stink if we publish it'?

Or did they just not care, and accept they'd have to cover it off with a shambolic grovelling apology?

>>135511487
anyone got the article?

>>135511487

How cucked are you?

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>>135511197

>>135511302
Glasgow isn't too bad now days, Edinburgh is brilliant for tourists, Aberdeen is a depressing shit hole.

>>135511773
>Aberdeen is a depressing shit hole

What's wrong with it? I thought it was pretty wealthy

Liverpool has 1% muslims ???

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>>135511773
Your tripcode is different

>>135503063
I'd include a day trip into Oxford there, it's crowded as fuck with tourists but it's a pretty incredibly city in terms of the history of the university.

Trump's going to flatten NK, isn't he?

>>135511773
Aberdonian here.

Fuck you Eddie, Glasgow is teeming with filth and Edinburgh is full of chinks.

Britain is over. There's not really much else to say.

>>135512336
Then go on a mass shooting.
I am totally not GCHQ.

>>135512264

I hope so. It would be great for memes and the like.

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>>135511773

Getting some new links.

>>135480637
KEK

>>135510326
>caring about London

It's a containment city, nothing more. The real England is rural and small-town England.

>>135512694
Sorry, post them here

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>>135503063
Go to York

>>135512369

GCHQ do SIGINT, they don't encourage people to commit crimes, that's what MI5's job is for.

>>135482735
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqFgtYrw4J8

He's a meme on /g/.
He's a schizo who believes he can talk to God, and God 'told' him to make a shitty OS called TempleOS.
He also thinks the CIA niggers are out to get him, which they probably are.

can you do gcses at colleges lads?