Brit/pol/ - Coronation edition

>walking around oxford yesterday
>see peter hitchens on a bridge over a river
>obviously just waiting for some friends and enjoying the view
>I have a copy of abolition of britain in my backpack
>perfect opportunity to introduce myself
>walk up, thinking I'll be funny and say slightly too loudly in retrospect "don't jump peter, britain might be lost but you can save yourself"
>people around us are looking
>he looks pissed off
>"I was just kidding, sorry, I'm a big fan of your work, can you sign this book?"
>produce the book from my backpack and give it to him, he still looks pissed off
>he holds the book begrudgingly while I look around for a pen in my backpack
>find one after an awkwardly long amount of time
>get him to sign it
>try to strike up conversation, "I'm really excited about your new book, how far are you going to go in it?"
>"what do you mean?" he responds
>"well you know what I mean, you've been researching churchill and who and what motivated him" (it's important to note that while saying "motivated" I did the air quotes gesture 3 times)
>"I'm sorry I have no idea what you are talking about" He responds
>I say in a hushed tone while smiling, but loud enough so that he can hear me "well, I would say who motivated him to join the war but I don't want to be accused of being anti-semitic"
>hear him say "oh for crying out loud"
>he walks away
>feel pretty dejected
>on the bus on the way back home I accidentally left my backpack on there and when I phoned up the bus company they said they would get the driver to check but they just phoned back and said they found nothing

So how was your day?

>>135441180
>flag
Sorry.

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Where now are the navy and the Empire? Where is the anthem that was playing?

They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;

The days have gone down in England, behind the hills into shadow.

How did it come to this?

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Never stop trying to win brit/pol/
If you stop trying then (((they))) win

Is Four Lions a redpilled film? Is Chris Morris (dare I say it) one of the only comedians who's not a bluepilled liberal arse? Is that why he's been so quiet recently?

>>135441159
>miserable misanthrope turns out to to be just as you expected
This is why it's bad to meet your heroes.

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>>135441159

>>135441351
It wasn't afraid to make jokes about things that aren't usually joked about, it was funny, made fun of Muslims and it didn't make the perpetrators look like isolated members of the community.

>>135441159
>wants autograph from a religitard
kys

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>>135441310

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>>135441159

How much of this is actually true?

>>135441351

Squat-jogs, yeah?

>>135441159
As wonderful as peter is if you want to read about churchill david irving is the man either his book (free dl from his site now) or this talk on it

https://youtu.be/_Db_5F7uxt4

Irving was a personal friend of his brother christopher as it happens.

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>>135441638

>unconscious bias and micro-inequalities

Literally made up terms.

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13568149/

Fat Holly or Thin Holly

Also why is news so slow at the moment?

Tomorrow's Times is leading with
>150 jihadis and criminals have been stripped of British citizenship.

>>135441883
All words are made up though innit

>>135441898
I want thiccposters to fuck off.

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lads, should I get my eyes lasered before joining the navy? If I get it done it will push back my application a year and a bit, not sure if i'd be better to just join and get it done once i'm in

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lol, just fucking lol

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-40764355

niggers btfo

this is how white men commit crime, professional.

>>135442196
Depends, does your current prescription meet the standards?

I had to laser mine before I applied, my 12 month wait was up in May.

>>135442196
Would the Navy cover the costs, if you waited?

>>135442364
yeah well within, i'm -3.5 in both eyes, fucks me over a bit more since the minimum age becomes 22 - i'm a couple months off 21. How are you getting on with your application?

>>135441989
Great news, so now they're stateless? Now what happens to them?

>>135442492
nah the guy on the phone was pretty clear that they don't endorse it on any level

>>135442216
>Shettlestons
Surprised they didn't send the SAS to top up an atm there.

>>135442313
>Stealing 10 k via an armed robbery
>professional
Pick one faggot. Would have made more money breaking down and selling in parts his Hyundai getaway car

>>135442555
May as well just apply now, probably worth finding out if they'll kick off or not if you try and get them lasered while you're in though.

I'm just waiting on my medical in a couple of weeks. Shitting myself about my PFT though, I hate running so much, I'm joining the Navy not the fucking Army.

>>135442803

>I hate running so much, I'm joining the Navy not the fucking Army

Running as a test of physical fitness is a terrible meme, especially in a branch where you do zero running while in service.

>>135442803
I'll have a think and see if the guys at the AFCO can be a bit more helpful. What's your timed run sitting at? Suppose I should also ask - rating or officer?

>>135442958
Weeds out fat fucks who can't jog for 5 minutes without collapsing in a pool of vomit though.

>>135442620
>>135442620
It just means Isis needs reinforcements , don't worry once they are done raping the blonde out of yazidis I'm sure they'll hop on a dingy and rub onions on there eyes to get back in

>>135441638
The term "micro-inequalities" should never enter the consciousness of any member of the armed forces, ever

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>>135442313
Prior to reforms in the 1950s, if one robber killed a person in the process of carrying out a crime, he and all of his accomplices would hang. Thus, robbers would pat each other down before robberies to ensure that none of them had guns.

This news story is yet another example of the great successes of unwanted, elite-driven social reforms.

>>135442986
Officer.

Run is sitting at about 13 mins right now because I got lazy and stopped running for a few months. Even that's a miracle for someone who used to be 18st though.

>>135443081

>Weeds out fat fucks

You could easily do a strength/endurance test and use your eyes to determine if some cunt is too fat to serve on a ship. Plus if you are a fat fuck you shouldn't be applying for the services anyway.

>>135443226
Yeah but you might end up killing one innocent person with death penalties.

>>135442958
It's not just a test of physical fitness, if you can't be arsed to endure running long distances you can't very well be expected to perform the long, boring and exhausting duties you will be assigned in the Navy.

>>135443226
>if one robber killed a person in the process of carrying out a crime, he and all of his accomplices would hang

>Let him have it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xgHi-hXAFk

So I was wondering, how many other British people have encountered "non binary" people? I would have though they were super rare but I've met 3 people who insist on being referred to as "they", and I don't even meet that many new people.
So is this becoming a thing in Britain or am I just getting involved with weirdos?

>>135443520
0.

>>135443435
Mercifully, God will save their souls.

>>135442015
Ihujhuhhj

Look lad I made a word it means when a nasty white man has the balls to breathe, vile racist

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More good Peter Hitchens bits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ku4SBJYraM

>>135443435

>one innocent person versus thousands of murderers

Lad...

A bad justice system will obviously have a few people slip through the cracks but I'd rather have murderers hang.

>>135443657
What if that one person was you. You wouldn't be thinking the same.

>>135443520
A couple, but that's because I'm at uni, and going to a gay bar a couple of times doesn't help

They are rare though, even in the hotbed of degeneracy that is my uni

>>135443705

Weak argument mate.

I want murderers to hang and not be taken care of in state funded prisons.

>>135443520
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>>135443252
Couple of weeks flat out and you should have those two minutes shaved off no problem. I was looking to go for Officer as well, I suspect I will end up summoning you at some point to see how you're getting on. Best of luck lad.

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>>135443657
>Literally the opposite of Blackstone's ratio
The absolute state

>>135443816
Make them live the rest of their earthly lives in solitary confinement then.

>>135443520
One, although she was she when I knew her.
Then she went off to uni.

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>University pension schemes now have a £17.5 billion deficit

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When will this 18 = adult meme end?

British """adults""" are some of the most immature and irresponsible people ALIVE. You're a young person when you turn 15, then it's another 10 years until you become an adult. That's the way it should be.

Raise the voting age to 25.

Race war when?

>>135443847
Blackstone's ratio is merely a statement of preference, it's not exactly stone-tablet material.

>>135443705
What if, for every one innocent that is executed, 100 murders are deterred?

Thus, I could say that I am 100 times less likely to be illegitimately killed with the death penalty in place than without it. A simple hedonic calculus would indicate my preference.

I do not endorse or associate with the White Nationalist movement(s).

>>135443826
Yeah that's the plan really. It only gets worse at Dartmouth anyway during militarisation, thanks to the Navy being able to use Marines as PT instructors. Good luck to you to.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NXFCDgyanA

>>135443847

>"It is better that ten guilty persons escape than that one innocent suffer"

Ah didn't know this, I still think the death penalty should be brought back. The low chance of an innocent being hanged doesn't justify abolishing it.

Just had my monthly shower lads

>>135443977
>The magic age where you're rational enough to vote
What happens? Does the political consciousness fairy come to your house at night?

>>135444154
Oh look, a pretentious Brit crying on a Indonesian cartoon forum about "muh death penalty".

Seriously tho, why don't you get off the internet because you sound mad as fuck right now. I'm sure your wife would want you to prepare Mohammad so he can have a 3some with her and your 12 year old daughter.

If you're a good little cuck, I'm sure he'd be willing to allow you to sit in the corner and masturbate.

p.s. How could your people ever let your country come to this:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1217504/Are-old-spoon-Woman-asked-ID-buying-teaspoons-Tesco.html

Or is every single UK male castrated from birth?

>>135444068
I totally believe you 100%

>>135444039
But then you are knowingly killing 1 innocent person for every 100.

It is still just as bad as killing 1 innocent person.

>>135444068
Got a visit from the fuzz?

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>>135444241

Don't spend it all in one place mate.

>>135443955
Time to increase fees. How does 18 grand a year sound?

>>135444241
Glass houses and stones, Hanz.

At least we're leaving you lot behind.

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>>135444212
There's a stark difference between an 18 year old and a 25 year old.

An 18 year old is fresh out of secondary school (most likely) and most don't have much life experience or political knowledge. As you grow older you become more conservative both economically and socially as you notice the bullshit of left-wing Y O O F politics peddled by Labour, ergo 25 is a mature age to vote.

>>135444154
The thing is, with everything up to death penalty you can actually make amends for miscarriages of justice. I'd be open to bringing it back with strict guidelines for sentencing, so that it's only used for cases where it was absolutely incontrovertible that they were guilty (i.e. recordings of the event, admissible confession, caught in the act), but only with those incredibly strict guidelines to avoid it being given wrongly.

>>135444264
Should we forbid ambulances from driving over the speed limit because they occasionally cause deaths doing so?

No, because they obviously save far, far more people than they kill! The principle here is the same.

>>135444557
There is no best age to vote

Democracy is a sham, it's mob rule

>>135444655
>Should we forbid ambulances from driving over the speed limit because they occasionally cause deaths doing so?
False equivalence.

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>>135444721
No it is not.

>tfw you have Spheksophobia and you went to the bathroom and heard a buzz and a flying shape near you
>scream and back out of the room and slam the door shut and line the bottom with a towel so nothing can crawl out
>dont know if its a wasp or a fly, too scared to check, now have to wait it out for it to die
>tfw now walking to ASDA to do the toilet

>>135444557
A 25 year old will have just recently come out of university after 3-5 years (which has been well established as a far-left echo chamber) and more often than not struggling to get a job in a hostile market, unable to actually support themselves or even contribute to the state through taxation. Age is a pretty poor qualification for suffrage, conditions such as property ownership or payment of taxes are much better.

>>135444212
>>135443977
>>135444557

The franchise shouldn't be decided by age, it's a poor metric. Maybe taxpayer, property owner etc would be a better franchise.

That way people who don't have any skin in the game have a say in how things are run. I really hope the age doesn't get lowered to 16, it'll be a fucking Labour landslide for all eternity, never mind the millions of chimps they keep importing.

>>135444762
I'm guessing more people are saved from ambulances than the death penalty - far more.

>>135444608
Back when we had the death penalty, less than 25% of homicides resulted in executions. The rest were either pronounced "manslaughter due to reduced culpability", or were allayed by the Home Secretary.

>>135444844

I know this feel. Every summer gets worse.

>>135444721
Has this ever happened?

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>Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the wa-

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>>135441119
Lads, why do all girls my age dress like slags?

>>135444927
>skin in the game

If you're a British citizen (let's ignore wogs for now) you have "skin in the game", regardless of economic status.

>>135445307
Because they ARE all slags

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Why is life so shit lads?

Why is everything always so fucking shit?

>>135445307
Probably because the vast majority of men are more concerned with putting their end away than with keeping hoes in line.

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>>135445341

Poor choice of words then, my mistake.

>>135445341
If you don't pay taxes you have no reason to care how high taxes are or how the money is used distributed, with the exception of desiring more gibs for yourself.

>>135445391
Because you wank too much? I dunno

>>135445455
I just don't bother anymore.

>>135445122
stupid parents house with attic and vents for them to get in

hopefully mr spider will get him

>>135444927
>people who don't have any skin in the game
Idiocy.

Every single person in this country has a reason to wish to alter how it operates and is entitled to hold hope for the future of the nation.

People on here talk about only letting business owners etc vote, but fucking WEW we would already be California tier if that happened.

The vast majority of people who vote right wing are working class, many of them with lower education levels. If you stop them from voting you instantly hand the country over to lefties.

>>135445526
You shouldn't be able to vote without paying taxes.

>>135445536
I have a missus so barely ever wank. Thanks for the input though lad

>>135445281
why fight between ourselves? The Chinese will own us both in 20 years. What point is there?

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>>135441159
This is why I come to /pol/. To remind myself that, no matter how autistic I get, there is always someone worse out there.

>>135445623
>Those who are out of work because of failed leadership shouldn't be able to vote
>Those who are retired shouldn't be able to vote
>Those who are in education to become engineers, doctors etc shouldn't be able to vote

>>135445623
I can dig this.
I'm a student, I don't pay taxes, I'm perfectly happy to not have the vote for another year-and-a-bit until I actually am in a position to pay them.
>inb4 no elections for 5 years anyway
>Implying there won't be another one next year to try and push Corbyn in
>Implying no EU Ref 2 before 2019

>>135445526
The only way I could get along with this is if the government at the time where very hands off on the people that can't vote becuase they aren't rich enough and let them govern their own community

>>135445728
Lad, most people on the dole are the types who flock to Corbyn for gibs.

>>135445601
>working class votes right

Not in the North you gimp, they are labourites through and through

>>135445526
Well, we all pay taxes, so your point is lost somewhat there.

It is possible for people to care about the distribution of taxes beyond "gibs" for themselves, believe it or not.

But really, you're fighting a lost cause. You're trying to defend democracy in some form, but for what? People are selfish, even people who pay taxes, so good fucking luck developing a well-enfranchised system that won't be seriously corrupted by that. You won't even take the edge off by restricting it to those with "skin in the game".

Oh you're a queer fellow aint'cha, you local?

It's taters out there sarge any tea 'n' biscuits

Ger'cha bannas 5 for a pound

Jus come ta read ya meter madam

An icecream van playing Greensleves

Penny for the guy please mate

Tip the bin-men a few quid for Christmas this year dear

>>135445798
I'd be tempted to say that you can't vote if you're under 30k, but that'd never get through.

>>135445798
Student loans are taxed

>>135445601

Taxpayers and property owners is what I suggested lad.

That includes basically everyone except those on welfare, in education, training and retired (maybe exceptions can be made for retired citizens)

>>135445650
Oh, well come to think of it getting a girlfriend didn't make life any better for me so yeah that was a stupid suggestion

I guess it's an inability to cope with stress for most people

>>135445848
>Ignoring my other points
Most people 'on the dole' don't vote actually. And of those who do, a disproportionate number vote for UKIP and used to vote for the BNP. Many vote for Labour, of course, because everybody wishes for more in life and Labour promise them that.

When your entire community has been destroyed, the only jobs around are working alongside third worlders for next to nothing, you've been unemployed for years and see no real future, you will just take what you can get.

>>135445939
A loan is literally not my money
That's why they're going to demand it back from me when I start earning

>>135445891

People always vote with their own self-interests. It's developing a system that gets some secondary benefit from that that's the problem.

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Really gets your brain working

>>135446034
The issue is that this argument about "Great working people who are hard on times" never holds through. I've met 10 utter scumbags on the dole for every 1 I've met who's decent. There's a reason most of these people are on it, and it's that they failed the GCSEs and never gave a shit about their future.

>>135445709
it's just banter lad, don't take it so personally

>>135446227
Aren't the BBC getting sued by their own Harpies?

>>135445873
>The BNP and UKIP got no votes from working class votes in the North
>The BNP and UKIP didn't get a higher vote share, relative to average, votes from working class people
They're Labour because they're still reeling from what the Tories did to them and we live in a 2 party shithole. If one party is the 'party of and for the rich' the other is the one who the poor will vote for.

Taking the vote from the working class wouldn't make the country more right wing in the medium-long term, it would pull the Tories to the centre, where they want to be.

>>135446346
My parents are still going on about Thatcher, despite her policies helping at least my Dad's side of the family.

So Rees-Mogg is probably the most popular Conservative among Conservative members and unaffiliated social conservatives, but could he win the support from Tory MPs to become leader?

>>135445946
>Those on welfare shouldn't vote because they're all idiots and should just be happy with their £60 a week and should shut the fuck up
>Be quiet goy
>Don't complain goy
>Let the rich tell you how to live your life, goy

>>135446029
She does make my life better in a lot of ways, buy everything else is absolutely fucked. Not just on a personal level, but globally.

>>135446244
Why should anybody give a fuck about their future? This country is a fucking mess. The government, the people who you are supposed to entrust your future to, care more about niggers, pakis and trannies than they do about any Englishman.

British men have always, historically, been hard working people. People who want the best for themselves and their families, for their communities and for their country.

This mindset has been whittled away by cunts for decades and they've been fucking successful. And now they even have people like you, who likely purport to love Britain and to want to restore it to its former glory, blaming those who society has failed for not giving a shit about society at large.

Look at the bigger picture lad.

>>135446639
The Tories are stupid, but I think even they can see the success in Mogg.

>>135446639
>but could he win the support from Tory MPs to become leader?

No.

>>135446639

>but could he win the support from Tory MPs to become leader?

No, he represents everything the Tories don't want to become.

We just have to wait and see just how popular he and his positions become.

>>135446720

Go strawman somewhere else, I never said those on welfare were stupid.

>>135446720
Who gives a shit about the uncertanty. We've all gotta make our way in society and if they can't get off their arse and turn the TV off. If they can't accomplish this meager task, they may as well not be considered British.

>>135446639
>but could he win the support from Tory MPs to become leader?
No because hes an actual conservative

>>135446925
Not all of them are stupid, but a fair amount are. There's a reason why people don't give a shit about their education and one of them is because of the perverse incentive a welfare state provides.

>>135446485
And rightly so. Thatcher was a complete cunt.

Yes, the mines were unprofitable, but the damage done because of rash decision making and thoughtless capitalism has cost this country an immeasurable amount since then. Swathes of the North and Midlands completely ruined, socially, economically, physically and mentally. Whole societies destroyed so we could run to Poland and buy their coal a bit cheaper than buying our own. So we could be energy dependent instead of continuing down the path of independence. So some rich people could get a bit richer.

We're seeing the same thing happening now with migration. Instead of educating our young, instead of building up our own country and promoting the family, we're seeing capitalist cunts draft in millions upon millions of third worlders just to keep the machine running. Further destroying this nation.

I agree with a lot of what is said on here, but the hate towards those with nothing makes me fucking sick. These people from council estates, these young lads with no education, no prospects etc. They're the ones who originally built Britain. They worked in the factories, they signed up to live their younger years on ships to explore, trade and conquer. They're the people who won the war for Britain and they're the ones who will fight in the next war. They're good people, but they've been knocked down to nothing over the past 50+ years by governments who have, time and time again, proven they don't matter a single bit.

The right wing in Britain would do fucking well to capitalise on this.

>>135446925
>Strawman

>>135447042
see
>>135447263

>>135445898
I remember when binmen actually had to work hard, lugging cast iron dustbins full of shit for 50 metres down back entries, tip it into the truck and put the bin back where it came from. They deserved a tip back then.

>>135447557
>Cast iron

>>135446639
70% of """""""""""""""Conservative""""""""""""""" MPs supported Remain.

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>>135445898

>Tip the bin-men

We actually did this?

>>135446639
Don't know how I'd feel about having another catholic in charge.

>>135441520
>>135441159
Isnt it weird how Peter talks to people with his head tilted back and his eyes staring forwards without moving or blinking?

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>>135447844

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>>135441159
This a quality post. Just autistic enough to be comfy but not so autistic as to make us hate you. Brilliance and artistry. You really know your audience.

>>135447796
Yes right up until they started fining people for putting rubbish in the wrong bins

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>>135448069

>rubbish in the wrong bins
>mfw three bins out the back

>>135447814
Better a Catholic than a fake Anglican

>>135448069
Do you post on Sherdog?

>>135442313
Surprised those things dont have gps on them. Literally costs 50pence.

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>>135448238
>>135447814

I tell you it is easier for a rich man to pass through the eye of a needle than to enter the kingdom of heaven. What did Jesus mean by this?

>>135441159
As much as I admire him, I don't think I could ever have a conversation with Peter Hitchens and feel comfortable. I feel as though I could say something light-hearted or make a joke and he'd get all serious and explain to me how what I said promotes the death of Britain. His opinions are just so contrarian.

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>>135442313
>white 5ft 6in tall
Weegie genetics were fucked from poverty and malnutrition, never seen so many vicious, ultra-violent manlets concentrated in so small an area.

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>>135448270
No

>>135448496

It's fairly straight forward.

If you want to enter the Kingdom of Heaven you have to be willing to disconnect yourself from your earthly attachments i.e. money.

Jesus wasn't a rich hating socialite despite what you've been told.

"Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and unto God the things that are God's"

Another example of this.

>>135448570
I'd love to be room mates with him. Imagine him making pot noodles around the house and brushing his teeth like a real person. I bet he's really tidy too. If you had a night where you went out drinking he'd be there to tell you off in the morning but he'd forgive you because he's a christian.

>>135441644
None. Wrote it for a laugh.

>>135448570
I know what you mean, I'd be so worried to put a foot wrong that I doubt the experience would be enjoyable.

>>135448882
I like that. In that context, it would also be a useful verse if you wanted a christian army I suppose.

>>135448496
>coming to a Bhutanese fingerpainting forum to find the one true interpretation of a verse that has been debated for centuries

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzSQsQwHoxA&spfreload=10

>>135449134
I got a pretty good one too.

>>135447557
>binmen
>They deserved a tip back then.

They did lad, still remember them with their corporation donkeyjackets with patches on the shoulders, shower of lazy bastards these days, you could bung em a few quid to take away something they shouldn't have also, chairs, small tvs etc, just throw it in the back.

Also remember when window cleaners would do your back windows too and skip over your wall with their ladders and bucket, the all stopped when they alley-gates went up, there's 50% of their livelyhood gone right away, wasn't unusual go get your widndow cleaner knocking at your front door for fresh water.

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>>135448238
Anglicans are nothing but crypto Papists one step from Rome. The only true Protestants are the Presbyterians in Scotland and NI.

What does Britpol think about the United Reformed Church? I'm interested in joining.

>>135447263
Good post.

>>135448496
it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.

ITS A FUCKING CAMEL

>>135449359
Are they the latin larpers?

>>135449409
I know I read this but sent send to quickly

>>135447557
>binmens job isnt hard
They sprint down roads trawling bins to and fro 200 times each per road. It's extremely physically tasking.

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>>135449265
>>135449030

Read some Catholic theology mate.

St Thomas Aquinas is a good start.

>the Presbyterians in Scotland and NI.

The Presbyterians are fucking looneys lad.

>>135448882
Can I go to heaven if I masturbate 4 times a day?

>>135449568

If the requisite for entering was to stop wanking, could you?

>>135449287
Now the window cleaner turns up in a van with an extendable power hose and brush, spends 15 minutes washing the windows and charges 12 quid for it.

And the binmen now will refuse to take your bin if there's the wrong kind of rubbish in the bin.

>sorry m8, you'll have to wait 2 weeks with a bin full of festering shit in the middle of summer, until the next collection

>>135449498
I've been put right off of catholicism by dostoyevsky and all the recent pedophillia scandals. I was right on the cusp of going down to a mass too.

Why did everyone stop saying Skypes and Googles around here? It was way better than the shitty (((brackets))) meme

>He doesn't slap his bird about for fun
>He doesn't spit on her when fucking her
>He doesn't emotionally abuse her into complete submission
>He doesn't attain total control
>He doesn't become her own personal god

You're not one of them beta limp wrists, are ya?

>>135449498
Fuck right off, you Catholic fuck.
Don't preach that bullshit here, you papist prick.

>>135448570
>>135449019
And rightly so, if you un-read plebs think you can hold a conversation with Peter you better think again. The man spends all his time forming coherent arguments by doing hours of research and you...well....we both know what you are, dont we?

>>135449721
That happened for about the week then it got boring. The (((echo))) has been around for years.

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>>135449389
Cheers m8

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>>135448725
Typical Glaswegian

>>135449717

Catholicism =/= Catholic Church tbqh.

2 millennia of theological study vs a few kiddie fiddling fucks.

>>135449642
Don't know lad, it's a bit of an addiction desu. Could try but would probably fail

>>135449794
I think to a certain extent, it's what women want.

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Stop being mentally ill, retarded, Brexit supporting little Englanders.

>>135449717
Just give up mate. We'll never know the truth about this life until we're dead and even then, if the atheists are right, we won't even know that we know. Its a horrendous situation to be in.

>>135449942
No shit faggot.
You can literally feel the walls moisten when you slap a bird during sex

They all cry about equality and all that online but they love it really

>>135449832
It was atleast a month or two not a week, and the brackets was only about last year

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>>135449994
Fuck yerself, bigot, Wee Scotlander here.

>>135449899
On the one hand I agree that human beings naturally need a leader to look to as a supreme
representation of the organisation.

On the other hand christs third temptation was materialism, it was kingdoms and wealth and Jesus refused. We see from this rejection of the doctrine of Christ through Catholicism the birth of Protestantism and ultimately atheism.

>>135450159
Parentheses has been around since 2015 and no one cares about it. It was something people don't even remember the context of during the election.

>>135450085
I think it's a very fine line.

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>"Phwoar lad, let me have a nosh on your shaft"

Would you, yes or no?

>>135450453
No it's not
Do whatever you want and they love it

You're a virgin fuck off

>>135449498
Presbyterians tower above Papists in their achievements and contributions to Christian greatness. We may be loony, but we get shit done and progress civilised society.

>>135450046
I'll convince myself of Christ and then maybe my children won't have to suffer the burden of nihilism. A lot of the problems we seek to find political solutions for a caused by the weakening of Christianity. I only have influence of me and mine, i'm just trying to do my best.

>>135449359
I was Christened in one and went a few times as a kid, so to me it seems like the "default" option and I can't really say how it differs from others.

It seemed reasonably traditional, but not especially so. I don't remember any happy-clappy, Evangelical bullshit at least, so that's a plus.

>>135447263
Factory worker here. Literally every person I work with drinks, gambles or takes drugs. Our parents did the same. This is why we are poor. kys

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Lads.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2V8GEiVeak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2V8GEiVeak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2V8GEiVeak

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Little Englanders BLOWN...THE FUCK... OUT!!!!

>>135450499
No.

>>135450579
I think the most attractive thing for a woman is to feel like she's doing better than she should be. If a girl says she doesn't like my haircut I look her deep in the eyes and say 'You can think whatever you like, it makes no difference to me' if you really mean it, they almost without fail get turned on.

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>>135450777

>>135447263
Gay post. KYS.

>>135450777

Ho ho, what happened here?

>>135449794
Gonna do this when I get a gf

>>135450825
Preusse is your bitch.

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>YKTD voted for this party

>>135450626

I know, and I love them for it.

I just can't stand their childish, literal interpretations of Biblical text.

>>135450968
It's in one of the new Red Dwarf episodes coming out in the new series this Autumn. Just a small teaser.

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>>135447263

>>135450825
All the girls in Spain wash their knickers in champagne,
All the boys in France do the hula-hula dance'
And the dance they do is enough to kill a Jew,
And the Jew they kill is enough to take a pill,
And the pill they take is enough to fry a snake,
And the snake they fry is enough to tell a lie,
And the lie they tell is enough to ring a bell,
And the bell they ring goes DING-A-LING -A-LING!!

>>135451143
Don't blaspheme.

>>135449899
>>135449909
a-anon? What do?

>>135451329

Stop wanking mate.

>>135450655
No its not, that's a simplistic-reductionist view of a much more populated sea of reasons.

>>135451329
It's really easy to not masturbate once you start to feel the benefits about a week in. I recommend going to holland and barrett and chatting with the cashier on day 7. It'll be as easy as buttering toast and feel natural as fuck.

>>135451476
>A lot
I didn't say all.

Who here like's Chris Evans?

What if I told you he brought his five year old son out on stage while wearing a dress at CarFest North today?

As he did so, he flung a couple of virtue signal comments out about not caring in his household as to what makes his children happy and that they are supportive parents, etc.

>>135451370
>>135451488
How though lads?

>>135451748

Find something to keep you busy.

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>>135451639
Both Chris Evans' are complete faggots.

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>>135451143
>YKTD

>>135451748
Have willpower. It's incredibly easy to NOT do something, it's much harder to do something.

https://www.nofap.com/rebooting/

>>135451639
I liked him in the mid 90s when TFI Friday was cool, everyone watched it and I was a bit younger.

Now I think he's an annoying cunt.

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>>135441159
You do know he's Jewish right

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>>135451862
>tfw you pretend to have a girlfriend, get called out on it, and then proceed to shit yourself with rage and 'quit' 4chan forever

Never give up brit/pol/

I can't figure out what the FUCK the URC believe in. The methodist church has all their beliefs about topical issues right there on their website. What are the URC hiding? I know Calvin was one based motherfucker.

>>135452136
They allow gay marriages, so they're probably just more liberal christians

>>135452208
Proof? That doesn't sound right at all.

>>135450655
I wish I could have the same faith I used to have but I can't bring myself to believe as blindly as I once did anymore. One big factor in changing my mind was just how many religions are out there, some of which have been going since before Christ. If a community is living in peace in the mountains somewhere being devoutly Buddhist, who am I to tell them that they've been wrong all this time and that I have the only truth? Why would they believe me? If Christianity turns out to be the one true religion I would be fine with that, not that my opinion would matter. However it seems to me that God could have made it so much easier for people to believe in it, because not only is the basis for faith in Christ, the Bible, a document that has been translated and edited time and time again, with scriptural debate not only existing but thriving to this day, until I can do nothing but assume that it is not the perfect will of God anymore, but the entire religion of Christianity took so long to spread to the majority of the world that I have to wonder, of Christ is the only way to heaven, why wasn't the choice they faced more obvious for everyone?

>>135452278
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36756387

>>135452361
I have the perfect book for you my friend.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/d/Books/Everlasting-Man-G-K-Chesterton/1578989825

>>135452361

If believing in Christ brings great benefits to your life can you really say it's blind faith?

>>135452411
Dropped.

Now I have left:

Evangelical
Baptist
Church of England
Catholicism
Methodist

Which would you choose?

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>Speaking as a white man, don’t we have ghastly complexions? Par-baked like those bread rolls you can buy in supermarkets, we look like not quite the finished product. Glancing at the person opposite on the Tube the other day, I thought “if only I could be that colour”. He was in his late thirties, maybe, south Asian, maybe Sri-Lankan; and his skin was that beautiful golden brown that whispers that this is how humans were supposed to look.

>White is just wrong for skin — a kind of mutation, as though some key pigment was missing from birth. It looks inbred. I met a girl when I was younger called Weetabix (she said her rural Nigerian parents had wanted her to have an English name, and chose one at the general store) who described sleeping with a white man as being like “sleeping with a skinned animal”: semi-transparent with the blood vessels visible. The awful mental image has never left me.

>And as you get older (if you’re white) you realise that a white skin is like a white carpet: it shows all the stains and blemishes. White youths enjoy a sort of mayfly summer, looking an enviable milky alabaster for about half an hour — before they blotch and smudge and scuff and smear and pimple and flush and rash and scratch and mottle themselves into shop-soiled old age. My number one colour would be caramel, closely followed by the almost inky black of the Turkana tribe I once travelled among in northern Kenya.

>Come on, admit it, whiteys: if you were God designing the human animal, your brush poised above the divine palette, would you really go for just-crawled-out-from-under-a-stone off-white? Sallow sucks.

He's right you know...

>>135452476
Thanks I will try it

>>135441815
>Irving was a personal friend of his brother christopher

Seriously? I know he's talked about him before but I didn't know they were close. I did a quick Google but I couldn't find anything to suggest they were pals.

>>135452687

Fuck me it's real.

>>135450750

Literally this, by standards of actually poverty in the world we're all rich as fuck especially considering our lifestyles but basically everyone I know pisses their money away on cigs, alcohol and drugs.

Most of these people don't even have a work ethic anymore because they don't know real hardship. My neighbour is a single parent that doesn't work, but her kids are looked after by free daycare all day and the council have repeatedly come in and cleaned up her trampy house and garden because neighbours complained only for it to happen again, so glad I can afford to move from here now. This shit is typical, most of the people barely feeding muh kids still have big TVs and smoke 40 a day. Worked in a shop for a year and the audacity of the thieves is disgusting, they come in buy their cigs because they're behind the counter and they can't get them then ram a shelf of meat or deodorant into a giant bag and try to stroll out, don't even look embarrassed when you catch them.

>stealing 16 jars of coffee
>literally says I need to feed my kids
>get a job you lazy cunt

Actually triggered, such a huge percentage of poverty in this country is just fucking attitude. Between working a shitty job as well as government support anyone can feed their children in this country, not having a 50 inch tv and your cigs isn't a tragedy.

>>135452642
Catholicism. It'll be a cold day in hell before they allow that.

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>>135452687
For me white skin is the most attractive skin colour.

>>135451596
I know, and it's still severely simplistic.

Boobs boobs
Musical tubes
let me fondle those milky rubes

>tfw you will never have an Aussie/Kiwi accent
>tfw you will always sounds like a peasant from Lancashire

>>135452531
Its a good point, but it doesnt do anything to establish the uniqueness of Christianity as the one true faith. For all I know great benefits may come to those who believe in any other religion. If they didn't see the benefits of their religious practices why would they have continued for so long?

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>>135452964

Gonna buy an escort to fuck
Im 20 i just want to lose my virginity

>>135452642

Up to you mate, you don't need to belong to the institution to get the benefits from the faith.

Just follow the interpretation that benefits you most.

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>>135451862

Did 4chan radicalise you?

>>135452687
There's something about a cuck who write so enthusiastically about how cucked he is. After a while the text begins to blur and all I can see is a man screaming
>PLEASE ACCEPT ME, LIBERAL ELITE

>>135453212

you can use me for £8

You can do anything you like to me, all for eight pounds

>>135453008
Well let me elaborate a bit:

The destruction of the family.
The loss of sexual morality.
The falling of the birth rate.
The loss of an economic incentive to keep the British people alive.

Worst of all the death of objective truth.

'Lewis criticizes the authors for subverting student values. He claims that they teach that all statements of value (such as "this waterfall is sublime") are merely statements about the speaker's feelings and say nothing about the object.Such a view, Lewis argues, makes nonsense of value talk. It implies, for example, that when a speaker condemns some act as contemptible, he or she is really saying: "I have contemptible feelings."[4] By denying that values are real or that sentiments can be reasonable, subjectivism saps moral motivation[5] and robs people of the ability to respond emotionally to experiences of real goodness and real beauty in literature and in the world'

test

>>135453068

Depends on how you define "benefits". The Arabs with Islam would tell you the teachings of Mohammad bring them great benefits yet when the move to secular countries that isn't the case, their belief in Mohammad harms them.

Christianity is a self-governing religion, the Holy Laws of Christianity are for the person, not those around them, its bottom up. Which is why Christianity thrived under Roman persecution. It was compatible with secular law.

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>>135453542
>At the age of 19, Parris drove across Africa to Europe in a Morris Oxford; the trip was traumatically punctuated when he and his female companion were attacked, and he was forced to witness her rape

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-40766858

Based aussies

>>135453570
Race
Age
Gender
Why

>>135453570
L O N D O N

Pls have a feminine penis

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>go into town by myself for first time in years
>anxiety mild as fuck
>felt relaxed on public transport and around crowds

At this point I'm a benefit fraud for still claiming NEETbux for social anxiety. Kek.

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>>135453736

>he was forced to witness her rape

What did he mean by this?

>>135453824
Wtf you can claim neetbux for that? Bro the govt owes me a million pounds

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>>135453570
Damn, I'm tempted just cause that's such a good deal

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>>135453824

>NEETbux for social anxiety.

What is this ancient china man secret? Where have you been hiding it?

>>135453745
>Race
Caucasion, blues eyes, bald
>Age
40
>Gender
Male
>Why
Shitposting and larping as a queen

>>135453786
I have a masculine penis, I can wear a dress if you like

£8 for diddley-doos

I sell worn underpants for £5

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>>135453824
At least you have good taste

>>135453824
>>135454092

Yeah. If you have social anxiety where do you get the frontery to walk into a doctors office an ask to be paid for it?

>>135454180
>BRAP

>>135450750
>>135452938
>muh bootstraps

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>>135454180

>elbow wrinkles

2/10 would not copulate

>>135453934
>>135454092

It's called ESA (Employment and Supprot Allowance).

>>135454180

She's a fucking 10/10 mate.

>>135454284

M8 I'm not saying it's easy to becoming middle class, it's easy to not have no money because you spent it all on cigs and scratch cards.

>>135453736
>Parris attempted to out himself in a late-night debate in the House of Commons in 1984, but failed when nobody noticed.
>In August 2006 Parris entered into a civil partnership with his long-term partner, Julian Glover, a speech writer for David Cameron and a former political journalist at The Guardian. At the time of their partnership, they had been together for 11 years.

fags always have weird cuckish tendencies

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BRITPOL IS NOW A CHRISTIAN BOARD. ASATRU FAGGOTS OUT. ISLAM OUT. BUDDHISTS AND NIHILISTS OUT.

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Late night ABBA lads. Post songs that make you think about Britain's death.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUrzicaiRLU

>>135454092
ESA and PIP

you apply via post

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>>135454392
>but failed when nobody noticed

>>135452938
I do work pretty hard but I like smoking, I like drink, I like gambling, I like sleazy sex, I like taking drugs, and I like eating shitty food. I don't have much saved up and that's my fucking problem. I spend my money on what I like and I don't have any debts so fuck it. I could have saved up and done something with my life but I've chosen not to. The government is not responsible for this in any way.

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>>135454480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkL7Fkigfn8

Fun Story: I grew up in Sweden and lived right next to Bjorn from Abba. He came round day and told my parents he was throwing a party and rather than inviting them he handed them some earplugs.

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Be serious now:

Would you get into a serious relationship with Katie Piper?

>>135454687
>told my parents he was throwing a party and rather than inviting them he handed them some earplugs
What a wanker

>>135454809
No

>Saudi investor buys significant stake in the Independent

What did they mean by this?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-40762906

>>135454415

I've been talking to Jesus all my life, oh yes he knows me and he knows i'm right and he's been telling me everything is alright

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Top kek

>>135454687
Cheeky bastard.

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>>135454947

>>135454836
My parents would not have fit in at all at the party, they're fucking nerds.

>>135454809
I'm gay, so no.

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>>135454809

No but I would have a relationship with Katies Pooper, if you know what I mean

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if this korean bullshit blows up, tell me the UK won't involve itself....I'm looking forward to a nice conflict, with pretty explosions, without british forces getting their cunt kicked in.

>>135455056
An invite would have been polite though

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>>135454687
>I grew up in Sweden and lived right next to Bjorn from Abba
Fucking rich kid. Assuming you grew up in the 80s at the earliest, he would have been fucking loaded by then living in a massive house with huge gardens and NO NEIGHBOURS. Nice fanfic though.

>>135455143
If this Korean bullshit blows up it'll be WW3. Fat Jong Un may be a retard but he knows this, which is why he keeps pressing buttons.

>>135455143
>tell me the UK won't involve itself

It will, just like in the last Korean war, hopfully just the navy and airforce though

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>>135455143

> implying the British won't get sucked into a U.S. War

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

You do what we tell you...

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>>135454415
This.

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>>135452938
lmao wagies RAGING and BTFO eternally by literal chav mums

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>>135452938
t. momentmong

Lads im earning money and working out hard, im still fucking bored and dont know what i want from life, everythings just a bit meh. What do?

>>135454415
Doesn't Jesus preach non-violence and tolerance? I might have a issue with that.

>>135455371

>he thinks AMerica isn't under British command

YOU do what WE tell you to do

You don't even have a queen or proper castles how could you possibly compete

>>135455371
Nah m8. Corbyn's going to disband the military so we won't have to.

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>>135455483
Listen to ABBA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETxmCCsMoD0