Brit/pol/ - Alfred the Great edition

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Obviously first.

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Please banish the other yank, for the sake of the UK.

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>>135367759 #
Y everyone so mad?

>>135367524 #
>t ESL student
Don't they teach you Shakespeare in grade school?
I said the country next to the origin of Niall, and the country next to that which occupied THE Nile (in riddle form)

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Gonna have to post a cheeky willy

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Never should have come here.

>>135368284
He won't stop posting here.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13563516/
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>was occupied by someone next to the origin of the niall

In what way is thie Egypt?
The source of the Nile is in a country that never occupied Egypt.
Fucking Americunts.

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>>135368291
Begone, leave the UK alone. Your deserve to be drawn and quartered for your abysmal post quality.

>>135368291
Rest assured when all the non autistic Brits sign on tomorrow, they'll ava bit o v'giggle at the riddle because it's good and you all hate Shakespeare-esque jokes

>>135368519
Everybody wants to see you banished from this thread.

>>135368369
Geographic illiteracy:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/10640690/Americans-surveyed-misunderstood-misrepresented-or-ignorant.html

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>>135368519
You don't even understand Shakespeare.
Only people from the north of England can even come close to doing it naturally.

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>>135368519
Fuck you honk

>>135368369
>next to the origin of the Niall
>origin of Niall
Ireland
>next to Ireland
>UK
>The UK occupied THE Nile (Niall in the riddle) which is what country
Egypt

It's a riddle. It's supposed to be clever and witty

>>135368493
Kill yourself I've been longer here than you

>>135368698
It actually sounds more like someone from Bristol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPlpphT7n9s

We shall move over to Scotland for our pro now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCEuvRFm2vc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCEuvRFm2vc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCEuvRFm2vc

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>>135368841
>It's supposed to be clever and witty
Then why isn't it? Not to say even logical.

>>135369063
Oops Silly auto correct I meant prog

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>>135368841
>nile and niall arent pronounced same way
>uk occupied entirety of nile at its height which covers many countries
>to keep with your retarded play on words the answer would be uganda or something as that actually contains the origin of the nile

It's neither correct, clever nor witty.

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Coffee is wearing off, gonna have 3 scoops of pre workout CMON

>>135369375
>nile and niall arent pronounced same way
https://youtu.be/X1Zl1oylihw
Perhaps you need to get out of your own little world Ibn Saud Zarkarhi

Is said THE Niall you dumb nigger.

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>>135369597
Go to Ireland you uncivilised cunt, it's not pronounced that way.
None of what you're saying makes sense.
Learn to elucidate.

>>135368152
Why was Alfred so dark? He was supposed to be a Saxon...

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hmm...

Eaten a whole pack of cheese triangles. Communism is fucking retarded.

I bet the soviet union never had triangle shaped cheese.

>>135369811
>waaahhhh we lost our navy and colonies because of you
>waaaahhh nothing was ever our fault

Dindu nuffin tier, seriously.

You're literally the niggers of the post colonial world.

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>>135370695
Oh shit never mind. Guess i'm a communist now.

>>135370553
Got some of them in the fridge, dairylea yes?

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>>135370761
>theyve proven im a retard
>better insult them to get back on top

Typical American.

>>135370851
The very same. None of that nu-age post modernist avant garde blue cheese shit. I'm a traditionalist and eat the regular. As evola would have wanted.

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Sadly I don't think we have enough boats or planes to get rid of the problem

>>135370872
>already on top
>literally no need to post here

But I do to help the serfs understand why America is more worthy of global supremacy than Britain.

However
https://youtu.be/M5QGkOGZubQ

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>>135368320
k y s

Fun fact: the bloke who sings became a Muslim so he could puck a Pakis, changed his name to Muhammad as well.

You can see his own comments on the video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7yeuwQvc0g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7yeuwQvc0g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7yeuwQvc0g

>>135371524
I like Richard Spencer he's a good lad. He clearly has a vested interest in Russia though.

>>135371618
Flunking auto correct I meant puck a Pakis

>>135371728
>>135371618
What are you trying to say?

>>135371699
He's a colossal faggot

>>135371728
Nice work anon

>>135371810
I think it's quite obvious he's a raging homo. But that's ok as long as he hides it for the rest of his life.

>>135371810
I'd be very surprised if he was straight. That being said he's very intelligent and quite brave.

>>135372039
DOnt u dare

Got my first ever job inteview today lads, shittin it

>>135372039
Hot

>>135371965
Not exactly.

He tried to capitalize on trying to represent an anonymous group of people. I won't ever get over that.

>>135372161
Have 300ml of red wine before hand.

>>135372219
Well he did coin the term Alt-right and it was kind of his movement.

>>135372270
I slept up until 15 minutes before my last job interview. Had a snus and a piss beforehand and the guy (head of engineering) actually said I did great in my communication at the end.

Guess you could say all this shitposting on Brit/pol/ has helped me

>>135372446
I've got pretty good verbal iq too. You didn't go to the interview with snus in did you?

>>135372330
Nobody here is "alt-right"

It was a term officially brought to light by the media (didn't mean shit beforehand) to belittle Trump supporters

>>135372567
This isn't true everyone was talking about it before clinton made her speech.

It seems a shift is taking place in language from alt-right to identitarian.

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>>135371699
>>135371810
i don't like poking fun at people's looks, but i always have to do a double-take when i see his head. why is it shaped like an egg? is this some kind of genetic disorder or is it because of the fashy hairstyle?

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>>135372791
please attach an anime image next time

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>>135372746
He's a good looking bloke actually, thats a shop

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Does this guy mean when England became christian?
How are you lads doing this fine morning?

>>135372844
is invader zim an anime?

>>135372948
no

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>>135372903
Off ma nut on caffeine

>>135372948
yes

>>135372546
It was a phone interview

So my wife has finally decided she wants a baby, looks like I might get to continue the white race after all.

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>>135373099
i have been asusred it is

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>>135373135
Oh right. I'd fucking hate a phone interview because you couldn't subtly intimidate the interviewer.

>>135372948
Sometimes

>>135373201
>not adding to Britain ethnic MELTING POT

fucking bigot

>>135372903
Sort of true when the Saxons and Anglos came over but they where entirely men so all of the population growth would have been due to conquered celt ladies

Also over time they would have mixed more due to borders changing, so mostly cultural

>>135373237
During phone interviews, I usually just pace around my house to keep my blood pumping (and a usually do this all the time on the phone anyways) and its worked out for me so far.

>>135373277
My brother is engaged to a jap girl so I'll probably have some hapa nephews and nieces.

>>135373433
I've had a skype one and I didn't wear trousers so I felt like I had information she didn't and I was therefore powerful. My naked legs and cock was out of shot obviously.

>>135373487
You think you've got it bad? One of my sisters is gay.

>>135373487
yikes, bringing another elliot rodger into the world

>>135373632
Hapas are ok if they are grills, just need to hope for nieces.

Scots, wha hae wi' Wallace bled,
Scots, wham Bruce has aften led;
Welcome to your gory bed,
Or to victory!

Now's the day, and now's the hour;
See the front o' battle lour;
See approach proud Edward's power—
Chains and slavery!

Wha will be a traitor knave?
Wha can fill a coward's grave!
Wha sae base as be a slave?
Let him turn and flee!

Wha for Scotland's king and law
Freedom's sword will strongly draw,
Freeman stand, or freeman fa',
Let him follow me!

By oppression's woes and pains!
By your sons in servile chains!
We will drain our dearest veins,
But they shall be free!

Lay the proud usurpers low!
Tyrants fall in every foe!
Liberty's in every blow!—
Let us do or die!

>>135373544
Never did Skype, however i once did this thing where they put questions up on the screen and you had a minute to write down answers and as much time as you needed to answer said questions on video.

Awkward as fuck

>>135374002
Like an answering machine? What the fuck that's terrible.

Going to the football later, I'm almost passing as a normie.

>>135374165
On your own?

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lads, any of you listen to the latest episode of The Daily Shoah? It's the first episode behind the paywall.

Sam Hyde did the intro for it.

omg desu

>>135374202
Yeah I got a season ticket, the bit I'm in is mostly old men.

>>135374326
no
because it's behind the paywall

John Test (November 12, 1771 – October 9, 1849) was a U.S. Representative from Indiana.
Born in Salem, New Jersey, Test moved with his parents to Philadelphia, and attended the common schools. He moved to Fayette County, Pennsylvania, and operated Fayette Chance Furnace for several years. He moved to Cincinnati, and then to Brookville, Indiana, and operated a grist mill. He studied law. He was admitted to the bar and began practice in Brookville, Indiana. He held several local offices. He served as judge of the third district circuit 1816-1819.
Test was elected as a Jackson Republican to the Eighteenth Congress and reelected as an Adams candidate to the Nineteenth Congress (March 4, 1823 – March 3, 1827). He was an unsuccessful candidate for reelection in 1826 to the Twentieth Congress.
Test was elected as an Anti-Jacksonian to the Twenty-first Congress (March 4, 1829 – March 3, 1831). Presiding judge of the Indiana circuit court. He moved to Mobile, Alabama, and resumed the practice of law. He died near Cambridge City, Indiana, October 9, 1849. He was interred in Cambridge City, Indiana.
Test was the maternal grandfather of author and U.S. Civil War General Lew Wallace, the son of Indiana lawyer and politician David Wallace and Test's daughter Esther. His daughter Mary was the wife of James Rariden, a fellow U.S. Representative from Indiana.

Is the anon who lives near the riots here? I want some comfy riot posting.

>>135374999
what riots?

>>135374326

Too expensive. Still I might've even paid for it if I knew it wasn't just going to get re-uploaded by butthurt 8gaggers

>>135375047
Londonistan

>>135375103
Why is lenin in the background? Nothing less sexy than a communist.

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>>135375103
GOOD MORNING

anybody got know of any good men I can acknowledge for my dissertation?

>>135371058
Or helicopters

>>135375361
What's it on?

>>135375361
All the men who died in World War 1

>>135375483
Argue that women are the primary victims of war and cite Hillary Clinton, instant first.

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>>135375361

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>>135375197
Like communism, fannies are known to bring people out of feudalism, at the expense of their societal well-being

>>135375698
I could beat both of those women up at the same time if they put me in a self defence situation. They simply don't have the reach or the size to even come close in a fist fight. Strength too would be a factor but they're simply too weak... too weak I tell you to put up much of a fight. I'd win... dramatically... like it wouldn't even be close or that difficult for me. Women are so weak and pathetic.

>>135375925
ok

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>>135376029

>>135376296
what happens in the other 1/10

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>>135376356
Women need to be reminded of their station.

>>135376382
she has a kitchen knife and you don't

>>135376544
She'd probably fuck me up, if she had a kitchen knife and I didn't. I'd take her with me though.

>Fiance broke up with me via text last night
>Haven't slept since, just been drinking this scrumpy I've got
>Seriously considering just killing myself

>>135376675
i'd fuck her

>>135376731
Nah lad don't be a pussy. She's just a fucking bitch at the end of the day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0y34tzCvnjQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5q_GXDQ6k8

>>135376847
>unarchived TheEazyEVEVO video
Change domain to hooktube so they don't get views

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=0y34tzCvnjQ

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>>135376753
I probably will. My opening line was 'send nudes' and she responded so she's probably a slag anyway.

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Hitchens is awake and he's feeling feisty

>>135376731
Zoom out a bit/switch that self hatred to outward hatred. You've done nothing wrong, you're a good dude. She's the one thats a stupid fucking whore.

>>135377105
You realise you're a creepy stalker, right?

>>135377115

Wasted years of my life and moved to another part of the country to be with her.

Yes, I hate her, not myself. But what can I do?

>>135377183
>Not realising that rightly is hitchens.

>>135377183
No I'm not.

>>135377222
Adapt and move on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdTMDpizis8

>>135377250
Yes, you are

>>135377348
No I'm not.

>>135377222
But obviously you'll be sad for a little while first. Maybe a day tops. Meanwhile when she has bad days and puts her head on the pillow she'll toss and turn and think of you.

>>135377222
Get a gun and make her pay, be a man and put the bitch in her place

>>135377386
if she's a slut then that's not what she'll do though

>>135377428
calm down gchq
didn't get your raise?

>>135377428

No, that's retarded.

>>135377455

She isn't a slut, just something bad happened which was neither of our fault and she couldn't move past it.

>>135377222
Leave. Become successful, start your own business make it work. My ex hates me for the life I've created for myself. The ultimate revenge is seeing her seath with jealousy. With her 10 years, oldfag.

>>135377539
>>135377474
literal cuckolds

>Something happened we couldent get past it

lemme guess, she fucked your best friend

>>135377386
That's not true, she probably won't even think of him if she did the break up especially thru text. Same shit happened to me (not thru text, I threw my phone at her) I was sad for a bit she was gorgeous but I fucked 7 hotter babes than her and its only been a year. Gotta man up it's like a rite of passage

>>135377675

Nah, she was American, visa got fucked up, had to cancel the wedding.

>>135377731

>marrying an american

>>135377574
Lmao THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT IM DOING

>>135377766

I realise that now.

>>135377716
>implying you understand women better than the master himself

No. (plus we don't really have the context to make that kind of assessment)

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TWO MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND OF YOUR ENGLISH POUNDS PLEASE

>>135377731
Why would you hate her then? Or want to kill yourself?

>>135377889

Because she fucking broke up with me for it.

The visa just took an extra month to process than we anticipated.

>>135377958
Pretty ruthless that like.

>>135377958
Do you live in North Yorkshire? You can marry my sister if you want?

>>135378087

Home Counties.

>>135378087
cuck

>>135378153
You'll be alright mate.

>>135378307
How is that cucky? My sister is not my girlfriend. Stop watching so much incest porn.

>>135378371
it's a joke anon

>>135378421
Don't think I won't fight you cause you're taller than me anon cos I will

>>135378500
bet you can't even reach me manlet

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>>135377861
Yet the dirty cunt can't even get his teeth cleaned.

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>>135378584
You're lucky i'm in a good mood

>>135378708
dumb frogposter

>>135378773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkrb9VlsJrM Me and you. I'm Lenny.

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>>135378889

>>135379074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muGpJE1kLSo Me and you. I'm Lenny.

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>>135379145

>>135374999
Morning. There'll be no rioting going on now - niggers gotta sleep.

The police broke it all up by 1am, but by that point it was just the really edgy kids left. Could all kick off again later. There is a demonstration at 2pm at Stoke Newington police station. Last time they did that they marched from the shop he swallowed his stash in and if they do the same today I can see them congregating from about 1pm.

Currently a lovely day for a riot: blue skies and a nice morning temperature, but the BBC are forecasting heavy rain from about 2pm.

>>135379653
I don't think these black youths are capable of the logistics for a riot lasting very long. No... it'll all come to an end when they run out of looted tuna sandwiches.

>>135375103
[BRAPS in your fan]

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>have monarch
>isn't a Hapsburg
Fucking LARPers.

>>135379748
I dont think all of them wanted to riot. There were a lot of women who just wanted to shout at the police and when I walked past it the vast majority of the people there were bystanders. It's just a fairly small number who are wanting a fight. They probably didn't even know the guy.

What are these riots in london about? Is it the quintessential brits?

>>135380472
Pagans trying to get into valhalla. Getting into touch with the second part of the indo european triparte soul, the fylgja. They are desperate to die in a glorious way and so they riot and attack police officers.

Not even Radio 3 has been spared this gay brittania shite.

>>135380472
Some guy broke the law so the police tried to arrest him, he resisted and choked to death on the stash of drugs he swallowed.

Some people are wanting to protest against perceived police brutality, the vast majority just want to set fire to bins in the street and loot shops.

>>135380611
Praise odin.

>>135380766
Free flat screen tvs.

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>>135380828
Don't forget the bags of rice. Economy brand rice.

>>135380792
Our streets would be so much safer if the police actually enforced the law. These pagans control entire no go zones where the police dare not go for fear of being hit over the head with battleaxes and hammers. If the police won't enforce OUR law on these heathens then us Christians will have to.

What football clubs do you support?

I'm an Everton fan but I live in Scotland so my Scottish team is Partick Thistle.

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>>135381251
Everton and partick thistle

>>135380766
Don't think there's been any looting yet.

I'll be hoping for more scenes like the lorry yesterday: https://twitter.com/JKBartsHeart/status/891087378957422592

>>135381542
It is the best mascot in football.

>>135381583
He looks like an avant garde lisa simpson

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>>135381629

>>135381719
Fucking lol. That is a very very very niche meme.

>>135381719

top fucking kek

Just ate a whole packet of bacon.

>>135381840
I once had a six thick rasher bacon sandwich. Felt a bit sick after.

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>>135382023
I've got a nice food high going. Might go round and see my granny.

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Next OP, I think we need a Kingsley edition.

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>interview in 5 hours

>>135383296
Don't scratch your face when answering question, don't look at your phone when waiting in reception, if you are honest then you will be fine. try and make them like you by making them laugh, ask them what do you like about working for the company when they ask if you have any questions

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>>135383296
If in doubt, just think, WWMD?

>>135383620
>>135383624
I have a small habbit of fiddling with my foreskins during interviews, might show them my foreskin rings

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Anyone else have drinks from Wychwood Brewery?
Is it just me or do they leave a powdery feeling in your mouth, like there's dust in there. I can't shake it off.

>>135383928

Used to drink the shit out of hobgoblin when I was like 16, it's my "drink that you drank so much you can't drink anymore" drink.

>>135383620
What if they ask if he has any weaknesses?

Ex-soldier Joe Robinson arrested in Turkey for battling Islamic State

What the fuck m8s
He was in the army, did his job, quit, then went to turkey on holiday where he was arrested for being an ex soldier

http://news.sky.com/story/ex-soldier-joe-robinson-arrested-in-turkey-for-battling-is-10965975

>>135384899
Turkish Autism. ISIS was giving them cheap oil.

>>135383620
I went to an interview recently
And there was quite a few people there to be interviewed
I was in a full suit, and showed up 10 mins early

I took the only seat available which had the sun coming in through the window on a hot day
And I was fucking boiling alive
After waiting for 45 mins after my interview was meant to be I went up to the desk and told the woman to leave it and that I didn't want the interview

Maybe it was a psychological test or something

>>135384899
He was fighting with the YPG, he's a fucking retard for going to Turkey.

>>135370015
mixed with native britons

>>135381719

*claps*

I love sleeping with my boyfriend

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>>135385719
Does your heart flutter ?

>>135372039
>im 13 years old

>>135386064
;-; yes!

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>>135386106
Get it checked m8

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seeing as white nationalist isn't here
Thought I'd say a few prayers on the old rosary beads
Anyone who'd like to join me feel free

saw a newspaper this morning that had a sexualised half naked white/black couple on the top

felt sick

>>135386604
I'm not a Muslim m80

Alex Salmond is standing in on LBC until 1200, Kevin from Rugby is needed.

>>135386721
Stop suppressing your desires then

still learning Latin lads

>>135386819
put your flag on faggot
if you're in the UK i hope you get deported to africa

>>135386940
>learning the most useless language after Irish

Anyone know what happened to Flipbro?

>>135387155

DUTERTED

>>135387155
Armed in his house repelling ISIS.

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FUCK my country. Now both of the dirty kike leaders of our major political parties have come out as full blown republicans.

If we end up with some absolutely disgraceful republican consitution in a few years I'll actually kill myself. Screencap this.

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>>135387632
Push for CANZUK

We're one people anon

>>135376382
Kek, well done for actually doing it anon

>>135387632
What the fuck
That's fucking treason
Call the police

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>>135380089

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Am I thinking about the whole Charlie Gard thing too deeply or do these two have something to hide?

>>135387864
Douglas carswell of his day

>>135387864
why the long chin?

>>135387974
I bet they're the ones who gave him the genetic illness in the first place, the cunts

>>135387632
The BASED queen's governor will shut this down
Jokes aside it's gonna be like the EU/NZ flag referendum. Pure virtue signalling from all of (((them))), and a population that just doesn't give a fuck

Rightly So is an actual madman.

>>135387974

Here is the charlie gard redpill: they had a retarded and sick baby, and refused to let it die. Instead of manning up and pulling the plug himself, the bitch father turned it into a political issue. They did this to become 'victims', instead of being recognized as the ones who victimized their child in the first place through not screening for hereditary illness.

Charlie was never going to grow up, was never going to develop higher brain function. The baby was a vegetable, and little more than a dress up doll for the mother. It did not deserve the amount of medical care it received, and should have been put into a trash can straight out of the mother's corrupt vagina.

>>135388316
The problem is the Jewish-tier tricks they're going to employ to bruteforce it through. Instead of giving us a vote on a new republican model they're instead going to ask the question:

>Do you support a republic with an Australian Head of State?

Which may well scrape the votes required. After that they have a clean slate for another referendum with multiple shit republic systems in which we'll be forced to pick one.

>>135388443
This.

Private Eye reported they had a spokeswoman who was helping to write articles for The Daily Mail. The whole thing is fucked and has been a massive waste of money.

>>135388108
ooooo kiss me baby with your hapsburg lipp

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>>135387974
>Accusing GOSH of lying to get the plug pulled
>Ignoring the fact the Yank admitted himself he'd not examined Charlie or even read his fucking medical records
>Having your terminal vegetable child plastered over the papers instead of letting him go with privacy and dignity
Parenting license when?

>>135388566
make sure everyone knows "republic" means anti-Queen, there can be confusion on that

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>>135370695
>>135370768
Maybe communism wasn't as bad as we all thought...?

>>135372903
My girlfriend told me that she's pregnant yesterday. I've been binge watching four in a bed and shitposting all morning as a coping mechanism.

>>135388693
I'm sure that'll be made known. If the queen dies before the referendum is held however, it'll be a cut and dry loss I bet.

>>135388441
He's a paedophile.

>>135388566
Why do your politicians insist on tearing down their own heritage?
Just thinking of all the Australians who died for the Union Jack, what would they have to say.

I'm convinced that Black Lives Matter is a psyop to make people give their unwavering support to the police. They never chimp out over legitimate cases of police brutality, it's always incidents where niggers are being niggers and get what they deserve so reasonable people look at it and side with the police officers. Eventually these headlines become so common that the average person automatically dismisses any possibility of police brutality and they state is free to do what it wants.

Is anyone else sick of Peter being so right all the time?

Dunkirk was shite

>>135388566
>The problem is the Jewish-tier tricks they're going to employ to bruteforce it through.
That's exactly what I meant. There was a lot of dubious shit in the EU referendum, including the government spending £15m on remain leaflets delivered to every house in the country. Manipulation of the question, which the SNP tried in the independence referendum also didn't work. It's just the same self righteous fucking tactics that have failed time and time again and I'm sure it'll be no execption in prison

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Bristol teacher's end-of-term gift - the sweetest present ever?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40748557

How the fuck this news?? I don't care what some parent made for their kid to pass off as their own. Can't believe people's taxes pay for this guff.

>>135388961
>>135388961
It's even fishier in this country because all the main people in BLM UK are white. Remember the London City Airport protest?

>>135388961
Half the ones at Hackney where white
There probably bussed in anarchists
Look for socialist workers party signs

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>>135389051
I'm about 95% certain I saw those pictures a few years ago doing the rounds on social media, why was this posted this morning?
Why do people still pay the license fee?

>>135389117
My favourite bit was when they put out stats "showing" that a lot of black men died in police custody, but it showed that blacks make up a smaller proportion of police deaths than they do in the population as a whole (let alone compared to the racial profile of people arrested).

I love you all

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4740762/Protesters-police-bottles-barricade-east-London-road.html

>'Understandable anger': Local MP Diane Abbott defends rioters who hurled petrol bombs at police in Hackney over death of man as he was arrested but calls for calm amid fears of new London riots

>>135389409
>>>/pol/ptg

>>135389346
Honestly BLM are a force for good. I don't think I would be redpilled without them

>>135381251
Millwall lad

We should be rioting over our culture and heritage being stolen from us.

>>135388591
I thought private eye was a satirical paper - do they report legitimate stuff too?

>>135389609
Go on then, get your skates on.

>>135389609
Well then do it. Minorities get gibs because they fight for their shit

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>>135389452
So to summarise
>"every defeat of the British state is a victory for all of us”
>Claimed Brits “invented racism” and called Parliament “the heart of darkness, in the belly of the beast”
>Once branded the Home Office a “fundamentally racist organisation”
And now
>People wanting to hurl explosives at police is understandable, because a minority choked on his stash
Am I missing anything, or is that as bad as Abbott gets?

Into my heart an air that kills
From yon far country blows:
What are those blue remembered hills,
What spires, what farms are those?

That is the land of lost content,
I see it shining plain,
The happy highways where I went
And cannot come again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CIkgiTPUx8

>>135369375

Niall is pronounced Neil

>>135389746

They report real stories in a satirical fashion and satirical stories in a legitimate style

Private Eye is meta journalism

>>135389746
Yes. There's probably more journalism in it than satire, though some of it does come across a bit like gossip. Give it a go some time lad, well worth a read.

>>135389850
No its mostly pronounced Nile but in some cases you're correct.

>>135390109

It's my name so every time someone says 'nile' it drives me fucking mental.

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I am tiring of negroes and their antics

why uk music so good lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpkdXwyL4Lk

>>135390109
Top Kek

Get cucked illiterates (the most of you)

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Will britpol Cross The Line™
https://www.crosstheline.co.uk/

>>135390306

you'll love this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NOD130JZso

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNEqxSfPzi0

Chad and the virgin epitomised

Just found out ma granny's uncle rolled around with Oswald Mosley and the BUF. Is fascism genetic? I feel weirdly proud of my great uncle. I'll try and find out if she's got any memorabilia and shit like that.

>>135390223
I find English people pronounce them both the same

Kyle = ky all
Nile= ni all = niall

Northern Irish people pronounce Nile differently like one syllable

>>135386400
Oh shit this happens to me quite a lot

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>>135390871
1. be bored white man
2. go to boxing club
3. ???
4. go to prison because three pakis kill a white guy

>>135390871
I thought it was for all forms of extremism, not specifically right wing

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>>135390871
Reporting Rightly right now.

>>135390947
I wonder if he ever got into any fights with communists. God I wish he was here so I could feel related to a member of my family.

>Accusations of racism in Blyton's books were first made by Lena Jeger in a Guardian article published in 1966, in which she was critical of Blyton's The Little Black Doll, published a few months earlier. Sambo, the black doll of the title, is hated by his owner and the other toys owing to his "ugly black face", and runs away. A shower of rain washes his face clean, after which he is welcomed back home with his now pink face.[142]

Is Enid Blyton, dare I say it, /ourgirl/ Brit/pol/?

>>135385129
What was it for?

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>>135387155
Hillary lost the election so he lost his job.

>>135390871
>join a group
>go to a few rallies
>kill someone with no agency over it because you are a WHITE WING RADICAL BOOOOO

yep, this is an accurate portrayal.

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where have i heard focus before

>>135390871
>https://www.crosstheline.co.uk/

I just got diagnosed with endstage cancer.

>>135390871

Looking to join some clubs so I can meet some new frie-KILL THE PAKIS SMASH THEIR PAKI HEADS IN!

>>135390871

>If you ever dare think of taking political action against what you see as a grave injustice done against the people of Britain, you're equivalent to a murderer

What the fuck was this designed to do other than be laughed at by people?

Probably had cash left over and had to spend it so they didn't get cutbacks.

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>>135391244
>Is Enid Blyton, dare I say it, /ourgirl/ Brit/pol/?

Young-ish Enid looks like she's worth a marry and a procreate desu.

>>135391333
The actual reality of white wing extremism is this:

Get sick of feminists: Le milo is epic
Get sick of islam: Le tommy robinson is epic
Get sick of leftists: Hitler did nothing wrong
>Spend 10 hours a day on Britpol.

>wake up
>read the news
>acid attack in east London
>riots in Hackney
>girl raped not once but twice in Birmingham
>rich Saudi has bought a 30% in the Independent

Fuck this country, let the entire system collapse.

>>135390871


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_wQQ7cLGhM

>>135390871

Also this app just teached me to never go out.

>>135391486
>rich Saudi has bought a 30% in the Independent
But it's dead.

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>>135391473
Young'er Enid more so, even considering the poor lighting.

>>135391479
>Get blackpilled
>continue being neet

>>135391486

>government uses the small amount of money it has leftover to make propaganda against right wing "extremism"

>>135391558
his nose knows

>>135391620

Good goy, stay on Brit/pol/ and get radicalised by NEETs

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I thought I was redpilled until I started watching Russell Brands trews/the joe rogan experience and sargon of akkad. Now I truly see.

>>135391486
hurts doesn't it

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/councillor-attacked-muslim-gang-targeting-13398416

>>135391486
>>rich Saudi has bought a 30% in the Independent
tbf al jarrreza or whatever that sandnig news station called is pretty good and nuetrual for non middle east things

>>135374326

>paying money to listen to redditors giggle about how shocking they are

Nah you're alright

>>135391558
Disliked.

I thought I was truly redpilled after reading mein kampf but then I read gorrilla mindset and got radicalised into the alt-light.

>>135391867
they do talk about useful stuff, it's not purely edge

>>135391911
Mike Cernovich and Gavin Mcinnes will save us all.

>>135374326

>paywall

I like Sven and Enoch but I'm not paying them a single fucking shekel for their content

>>135391996
I understand they may be a bit extreme for some people but I am interested in the TRUTH no matter the price.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFEewD4EVwU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFEewD4EVwU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFEewD4EVwU

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ha
too late 4 me lads

>>135391996
No, they are e celebs who should fuck off

>>135392077
You have 1% finnish dna don't you? I can tell.

>>135392098

God yanks are thick.

>>135392098
>>135392135
Gavin Mcinnes and his proudboys will save western civilisation from:

Racists, sexists, homophobes, antisemites, feminists, leftists and anti free speech warriors

He'll steamroll ANYONE who gets in his way.

>>135392251
i hope you understand i fucking hate this meme


>braaaaaaap

Brit/pol clear this up

Asian mean anyone from the south indian continent here right? Even tommy wouldd refer to luton as full of asians
Goodness gracious me was an asian show, the BBC asian network is not a chink show.

Obviously you cant refer to them as pakis for PC reasons anymore but asian has still been the go to for a long time

>>135392359
Yes

>>135392326
What meme?
Gavin Mcinnes and trump in America.

Tommy Robinson and Anne Marie Waters in England.

The BASED anglosphere is rising. Get with the times or get left in the dust. #freekekistan

>>135392449
I meant the braap meme but whatever

>>135387709
I love the stupid fucking retarded country known as Canada but we're not the same. Only some Canadians are on the Anglo dickriding bandwagon, the French separatists are wholly against it and if CANZUK is to happen they would have to be dragged into it kicking and screaming.

Also, Aussies seem to hate us. I've never seen an Aus here on the boards say anything nice to a Brit even though I'm always defending the roo fucking cunts. They seem tsundere irl though. All Anglos deep down want to return to their land.

>>135392359
Sadly. This is one Americanism I hope will win over, because those people really are Arabs.

>>135392449
>t. Luke Nash-Jones
Fuck off I dont wanna import american SJW victim culture shit
I want it to remain boring and talk about the budget and what not while they sort migration out quietly

>>135392474
All aboard the 'alt-light' train? (we adopt that term to take the piss out of the altright but they're too stupid to realise hahahah)

>>135392490
>Also, Aussies seem to hate us. I've never seen an Aus here on the boards say anything nice to a Brit even though I'm always defending the roo fucking cunts.

You can't have been here too long mate. But a heads up, if they something mean it's probably just banter.

>>135392534
>He hasn't read gorilla mindset
>He thinks his opinion is relevant
Honey...

>>135392510
They're really not arabs, we dont have a big arab population at all.
Look at the asian cities and towns
>Luton
>Leicester
>Hounslow
>Southall
>Bethnal green
>Bradford
>Birmingham
>Blackburn

That one random arab shisha place in london is not even comparable

http://www.ltai.info/terminology/

>EXTREMISM
>Is vocal or active opposition to fundamental British values, including democracy, the rule of law, individual liberty and mutual respect and tolerance of different faiths and beliefs. We also include in our definition of extremism calls for the death of members of our armed forces, whether in this country or overseas.

I'm really tempted to hand myself in to these people and Cross The Line™ and tell them I'm a former far-right supporter who has seen the error of my ways so they will arrange to film an interview with me and I can give them enough of what they want and seed it with all sorts of insane baneposting nonsense about how I've got my life back on track and looking after my wife's son and other shit

>>135392648
Middle Easterners are arabs.