Brit/pol/ - Kelly Brook Edition

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>>134407263
Who would you put in cabinet if you had the choice of any British political figure from the past 100 years

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-40679075

>Girl, 5, fined £150 for lemonade stand
>My daughter clung to me screaming 'daddy, daddy, I've done a bad thing.' She's five.

Hmm I wonder what color the cops were.

>>134407387
>selling bootleg """lemonade"""

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Nth for /our sausage/

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>>134407387
>Fined for lemonade stand

FUCKING WHY?

This makes my blood boil.

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Reminder.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=xPLtvsW6iKo

>>134407387
I dunno
The police in London seem more white than the area there In

>>134407473
Should have renewed her fucking lemonade licence.

>>134407451
What the actual fuck is that picture.

>>134407473
probably didnt employ enough immigrants and nonwhites to meet the government quota. only 1 white person (her) in that business is a serious violation of forced equality laws in the uk.

>>134407387
I hope she does pay the fine, to see what happens

>>134407703
Were not america
Quotas like that are illegal here

>>134407387
Corporatism at its finest

>DO NOT THREATEN THE SUPERMARKETS SUPREMACY, WE MUST DEFEND THEM AT ALL COST

>>134407371
THICC
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>>134407748
>BREAKING: 5 year old to be sentenced to 12 months in prison for not paying fine
>in unrelated news, police hire 50 new muslim refugee prison guards

>>134407819
sure, race quotas are illegal for jobs there but actively enforced for the actual population

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>>134407387
Some of you guys are all right
Don't go to TowerHam council offices tomorrow

>>134407968
There not

>>134407387
I don't see the problem, she was breaking the law.

Now the council has proved the law only exists for some

How do you stop being degenerate and stop watching porn?

My life was thrown into chaos when my ex left me after 2 years. It's getting back on track I have a job now again and I'm doing exercise. Just need a few pointers lads.

Would you hatefuck Emily Thornbury

>>134408340
No.

>>134408325
how are dogs supposed to help

>>134407628
It's from a school play that an anon was in as a child. He couldn't remember the exact context but this part was something to do with different types of german food.

>>134407819
>>134407968
Quotas aren't illegal. You're allowed to hire a minority over a normal person.

>You can choose a candidate who has a protected characteristic over one who doesn’t
https://www.gov.uk/employer-preventing-discrimination/recruitment

>>134408325
Just stop watching it. Try fapping to attractive clothed women and use your imagination more.

>>134408440

So why the fucking swastikas lmao

>>134408490
>preventing discrimination by overtly allowing discrimination

This country has gone to complete shit

>>134407451
what the fuck

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No more sun lads

>>134408699
hes got very pale legs

>http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-latest-news-cabinet-ministers-free-movement-uk-leave-eu-citizens-theresa-may-philip-hammond-a7852191.html


Torys admit freemovement won't end years after BREXIT, REEEEEEEE

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wank stains

>>134408561
I guess because Germany? Maybe the play was set during WW2. I don't know, it's pretty fucking bizarre either way to have a black child waving swastikas in a school play that presumably took place in the 90's.

>>134408885
thought this was real until 10

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>>134408887
He looks like he is fucking loving it too

>>134408391
Pic related

>Page 7
Where the fuck has everyone gone

>>134408073
>White 5 year old girl somehow managing to survive in Tower Hamlets
>Lets fine her for selling lemonade
Please be bait

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>>134409946
It's 10am on a Friday, so work, probably
>tfw student
>Course year finished weeks ago

>>134410007
The western part of tower hamlets has been gentrified recently
All the pakis that used to live in her part are now probably in Brent or Slough

>>134410094
Don't let them steal our heritage.

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>>134410094
>tfw tripfag regurgitates my OC

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>tfw The Guardian publishes an article sympathising with a convicted sex offender

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/jul/21/understand-gayle-newland-catfish-pretended-to-be-a-man-online-sex

Comments are glorious.

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Rwy /celtaidd/ yma?

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>>134410204
More peak guardian

>>134410153
I made it.

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>>134410204
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-40668960
>A woman who wore a prosthetic penis and tricked her blindfolded friend into sex has been jailed.
>Gayle Newland, 27, of Willaston, Cheshire, created an online persona pretending to be a man and continued the deceit for two years.
>During the retrial the victim, who gave evidence behind a curtain, told the court she was persuaded by the defendant to wear a blindfold at all times when they met.
>She said she only found out she was having sex with a woman - rather than a man - when she finally took off her mask.
What the fuck happened to this country? Jesus, that's easily the most perverted and insane thing I've seen all year.

>>134410094
We wuz romanz n shieet

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>>134410364
No, you didn't. I made it. Any Welsh meme you see on here, from the Welsh chad to the Owain Glyndwr Pepe, is produced by yours truly. Dirty Anglo, always stealing our shit. You stole King Arthur and now you've stolen my WE WUZ meme. You kike.

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>>134410493
>Any Welsh meme
I improved the hat on this awoo. The filename is from the original MAGA hat version.

>>134410493
you realise most English are half anglo and half celt

>>134407387
>cops
dont' start this shit here mate there's enough in all the other fucking threads about this

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>>134410637
I take it back: any shit Welsh meme made on MS Paint is mine.
>>134410651
Actually, it's about 40% Anglo and 60% Celt (maybe some Vikang), but we refer to them as "Anglos" on here regardless of their mongrelhood.

>>134410651
you realise we're all immigrants anyway

>>134410849
stop guardianposting

I'm so happy and my heart is all a flutter.
I'm in love with my boyfriend
Being gay is wonderful

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anyone else feeling particularly enriched today

>>134410912
there's no such thing as British food when you think about it really, it's all from India and Korea anyway

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>>134410941
this is the victim

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>>134410954

Welsh internet defense force working overtime I see

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Laptop stopped working. Now my tablet has stopped working too. Who /phoneposting/ here?

>>134410993
why is this UK news then

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>>134411050
Stop invading Wales.

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>>134410493
>Anglo
Anon, I...

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>>134411070
can you not read very well mate
it happened in west bromwich

interesting that it didn't make the bbc news front page but this murder by a white person did

>>134411216
>conquering portugal
Welsh traitors!

>>134411015
there's no way all of that old fashioned poetry is relevant to school kids today. they need to read something that'll teach them about the modern world, like John Agard or Benjamin Zephaniah

>>134407387
>Ancaps

>>134407387

What possible justification is there to require a license to sell lemonade? Britain is not a free country.

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>>134411216
Sut mae, fy brawd Cymreig?
Pam dwyn fy cachu?

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Miss me yet boys?

>>134411224
The scots do it so often nobody cares anymore

Scots are a really chavy people.

>>134411288
Trading requires a fucking licence, lemonade isn't exempt.

>>134411323
I miss Commons banter. May and Corbyn both just yell like retards :(

>>134411380
Why? What's the justification? We've been trading since the dawn of humanity, now we need government to license it? Corporatist bullshit made manifest.

>>134411505
I hate PMQs. May's voice is annoying, and the insults aren't even good at all.

>>134411380
5year olds should be though, it is not in the public interest to discourage them from entrepreneurship.

>>134411380
Children should be above the law

The person who reported her should be arrested for pedophilia and harassment of a child

If a child stabs someone, all that should happen is they take away the knife

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Reminder that Richard herring is a smarmy manlet wanker.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MCh0sA-TUs

http://www.richardherring.com/warmingup/11185/article.html

>>134411380
Between this and the guns thing the burgers have it right

Are Pikeys redpilled?

>An-Cap
>take care of their own above anything
>Tough as nails
>don't submit to the (((law)))

>>134412094
Same thing happens in america

http://edition.cnn.com/2015/06/11/politics/lemonade-stand-shut-down-texas/index.html

>>134412181
No, they're fucking scum that needs eradicating

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>>134407263

>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/40679075

Nth for Tower Hamlets enforcement squads

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>>134412328

>>134410662
>>134407584
No cops were involved in that article.

>>134412181
The little kiddies don't deserve it to be honest

>>134412181
Literally no non pikey in the UK likes pikeys

>>134412181
>Religious conservatives
>Rampant first cousin marriage

They're just like white pakis to be honest. Pikeys=pakis

>>134412434
The only pikey I like is Tyson Fury.

>>134412364
that's the point dum dum
there are like a billion threads about this stupid shit
the fucknuts on /pol/ read "enforcement officer" and think" police"
they are all like
>hur hur brit police
because of course police are just so perfect everywhere else

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>>134410204
JUST

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>>134410204
Allowing discussion was a mistake.

>>134412609
>We only let you voice your opinion by accident
Now THAT is peak Grauniad

>>134412609
>>134412647

They'll go back through the comments now and expunge the 'problematic' ones. They always do.

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>>134412609
What'd you post?

>>134412647
>having the option to even turn off comments
>comment is free

Is this Peak?

>realise the comments aren't going the right way
>SHUT IT DOWN

Is this Peak?

>>134412730
They don't even need to, go read some od them, the majority of them are supporting the offender.

>>134407371
God she's hot even if she's a dull coalburner.

>>134407263
>>134407371
Jesus I'd put 6 kids through that minimum

>>134412730
>redacting history

That would be Peak...

>>134407371
Churchill.

And find me some other schumck that has some administrative competence.

I feel like taking a spontaneous trip to Scotland for a few days.

Where should I go? No cities, urban areas or anywhere to the south.

>>134412906

No way it's the majority. With articles like this, always sort the comments by 'recommendations'. The Guardian lost control of its comments seciton about a year ago - it's full of redpills these days which is why they're constantly closing them.

>>134407371

Fat, ugly and looks like a jew.

Why is this so highly rated?

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>>134412906
what? no they're not. sort by recommendations
sure there are some freaks there tho

>>134408699
Wait, when did this happen?

>>134412808
>>134413026
What is this "peak" autism?

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>>134407371
/britpol/ is marina territory

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>>134413111
>that pic

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>>134413199
Getting close

>>134407263
>>134407371
When did she turn into such a heffa?

>>134413193
A few years back, he was flying in some mini plane going around with the ukip banner. It's all in the book purple revolution, great life story.

>>134413111
>>134413090
I didn't know you could do that.

>>134413072
Skye. they have an established tourst industry with attractions. Anywhere else you'll get bored.

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Pretty cute guy on Jeremy Kyle this morning tbqh.

>>134413102
>>134413333
Fat? You lads blind?

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Surely no one is surprised by this.
Tories are THE party of mass immigration, both from inside and outside the EU.

>>134413449
I was considering Cairngorms. Why should I choose Skye over that? Keep in mind that I enjoy mountains and the aesthetic of the highlands.

>>134407371
>she will never physically assault you in a nightclub then laugh about it on a daytime television show
JDIMSA

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>>134413489
you need to get out more.

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I am here to remind you that reading or participating beyond this post is a criminal offence. Stay calm, stay British.
or English.

>>134413578
What?

>>134413545
If you're doing it as a wilderness trip, then choose the cairngorms. If you want to have a more typical, structured holiday of seeing whiskey distilleries, celtic monuments, museums, etc, then choose skye.

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>>134413578
More slags

>>134413518
Every party is the party of mass migration. Even UKIP went libertarian CIVIC.

>>134413656
It will be a wilderness trip, but I will be staying in a hotel.

I'm not looking to spend a tonne of money and I want to get outdoors.

>>134413573
He is attractive, small, slim build, defined jawline and cute mannerisms desu.

>>134410763
>Men of Harlech lie ye dreaming
>Can't ye see their females creaming

>>134413714
Well it's not a feasible position to not be as an actual political party when the country is 15% foreign. You'd be advocating war otherwise.

>>134413489
Get a job

>>134413656
Actually I think I will go with Skye. This looks like exactly what I wanted.

Where can I get some good haggis or will I have to shoot my own?

>>134413841
Kek.
Why is it so easy to pull Anglo girls when you're a Celt? Bullshit a bit of Welsh/Gaelic and they're sending their Anglo boyfriends to the bar to get the drinks.

>>134413853
>15%
it's probably worse than that
but with enough belief you can probably mobilise 50% of the white population, which would easily outnumber the divided neoliberal parties

>>134414002
Im born irish but have lived in england since i was 5 so i have an english accent but can do irish just as easily. I've tried both with girls and actually found i do better in NI with my own accent than over here with an irish.

What the 'to the power' sign on a calculator guys? I don't have xy but yx is the same?

>>134414195
exponentiation is indicated by a superscript

>>134414103
A far-right political party is fucked. The only way a far-right person could ever become leader of this country is if it's by revolutionary means. Such wouldn't require very many people to do, if you think about it. Only a small but high-energy group of people.

>>134414242
Can I calculator compound interest using a basic calcultor?

>>134414270
The most important thing is convincing people and changing the narrative. Winning votes is secondary.

>>134413940
They'll probably be restaurants there specialising in scottish food. As a said, tourism is developed there, so you wont be on your own and they'll have everything a tourist would want.

>>134414195
>yx
what kind of backwards shit is that
surely every calculator in the world is x y

>>134414195
It's called superscript ( ^ ).
xy = yx
x^y =/= y^x unless they are the same numbers or maybe some exceptions. I'm a baker not a mathematician.

>>134414319
yes of course

>>134414270
I would say it's fucked currently but in 10-15 years when things are much worse then maybe not.

However by that stage the solution isn't in politics anyway.

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I am sorry to inform you that your lewd and indicent acts are in question.

You will have three calls to a dentist of your choice, while we clear this, I am sure, misunderstanding with you.

>>134414346
That's kind of putting me off it. Tourist hot spots are overpriced hell holes full of noisy, inconsiderate families.

Whitby is one of my favourite tourist spots but during the Summer literally every square inch of the beach is covered in children.

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>>134412647

It's telling that they haven't opened comments on this because it kinda fucks their whole 'Brexit is evil' editorial line, despite the article being written by their economics editor:

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/jul/21/capitalism-fat-cats-brexit-leaving-eu

It's basically the left-wing Labour case for being pro-Brexit. Quite a good read.

>>134414270
Right wing policies, like banning the burqa and stopping Islamic immigration, are shown to be very popular. They'd just need to be coming from one of the two big parties.

Just look at how popular corbyns radical leftism is proving to be. A couple of years ago, people weren't voting for the communist party, but they prove popular when they're taken up by the big parties.

If a tory came to power and started espousing a ukip sort of platform they'd prove popular. Just look at enoch

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>>134414456
Hello, yes I'd like to schedule an appointment.

>>134414002
Dunno lad, I don't even speak Welsh or have an accent but English bitches get moist for me. Shame I'm beginning to detest them.

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>>134414385
Agreed.
I personally think that the most effective way to go about doing it by harnessing the dormant nationalists of the country, mainly the working class, and organise them into an effective non-partisan movement. This is all theoretical, of course, and I do not advocate any such action.

>>134414319
Starting investment * (annual intrest rate as a decimal)^number of years

>>134413714
Nige has always been a lolbertarian
He hates the EU because of regulations and "unelected commissionars"
He just jumped on the anti immigration bandwagon to get votes

>>134414357
>>134414384
$150,000
number of years is 5
rate of return is 5.5

= 150,000x(1+5.5)^5 yes?

How would I go this on a normal calculator, I keey getting the wrong answer?

>>134414651
Nah Nigeria likes enoch, real libertarians typically favour open borders

>>134407371
Oswald Mosley.

>>134414694
Dude. I'm a baker, not a guy who did super amazing in math. I stopped at precal, the lowest my school offered senior year students.

>>134414694
5.5 percent annual intrest?

It'd be 1.055 in decimal form. 1+5.5 would assume a 650 percent intrest rate

Are any of the labour factions or MPs even remotely anti-immigration?
Just thinking that the labour party is vulnerable to entryism (militant tendency, momentum) whereas the tory party isn't.
Could we meme Labour into being natsoc?

>>134413853

A lot of 'old-school' immigrants are heavily anti immigration because they realise that we're basically letting in shitkickers these days.

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>>134407387

Public backlash when?

>>134414531
Is there a bigger red flag than an ankle tattoo?

>>134414780
>Are any of the labour factions or MPs even remotely anti-immigration?
The fucking voters

>>134414706
Enoch was a massive libertarian though
He was just one of the few that was also a EthnoNat

>>134414558
Labour is just popular by promising infinite money to stupid people (students), hence why they keep trying to lower the voting age.

Got a good kek from their admission that they never would have absolved all student debt like promised. I have a shit tonne of student debt but god i hate these selfish morons.

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>>134414605
>>134414002
>>134413841
PLEASE STOP YOU DONT WANT MORE MIXED RACE BABIES LIKE ME

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>>134414810

The tramp stamp, obviously.

Not that I give a fuck.

>tfw you will never hurriedly roger that lass in a racecourse toilet while everyone is leaving

>>134414780
I forgot her name but one of their Luton candidates is.
She ran the leave campaign with the 350 gorjillion bus I think

>>134414783
No different to coming in to rob an open house and then getting angry that different scroungers start turning up and ruining the comfy free for all.

>>134414531
I know many anti-capitalist types who hate high-earning CEOs and multinational conglomerates and bankers and bonuses etc etc who rather interestingly forgot all that when they started defending Remain by quoting all the big businesses and banks who were warning us about leaving the EU

It's like they have a hierarchy, being pro-immigration and multicultural superseded their anti-wealth stance.

It's literally "the 1% are destroying society!" on a Monday
Then "listen to their warnings guys!" on a Tuesday

>>134414694
the compound interest calculation is
A = P(1 + (r/n))^nt
if the interest is compounded annually then n=1 anyway
if you have a reasonable scientific calculator then this is easy
if you have some cheapo calculator that just has basic +-*/ then use a piece of paper as well

>>134414925
A tramp stamp isn't really a red flag because it's too late by the time you see it.

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>>134412181

>live outside the rule of law
>rude and ignorant
>incest
>retarded
>criminals
>violent
>universally hated wherever they go

Pikeys should be outlawed, break up their disgusting tramp camps and imprision those that don't fuck off. Muh tradition, muh human rights.

>>134415049
Jesus Christ have some self control man.

>>134414925
I'd unironically take the milf at #4 over the others

the others can watch, though

>>134414970
>She ran the leave campaign with the 350 gorjillion bus I think
That was Gisela Stuart, who used to be the MP for Birmingham Edgbaston from 1997-2017

>>134407473
Tower Hamlets. White girl, Muslim police.

>>134414925
why are the feet cropped off the pic ;_;

>>134415085
I've never encountered one and have only ever slept with my wife, but i dont believe for a second someone would get with a girl, find themselves getting ready to sleep with her, see the tramp stamp and run away.

>>134415087
#8 or #9 would be the only ones even worth the price of a drink

Why can't we just get in a war that I can die in?

I don't care for this life, but I'm not going to kill myself.

Give me a hill or field or desert or forest to fight in. I just want an honourable death, maybe my name on a mural somewhere.

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>>134414910
Cry harder, saesneg.

>>134414993

I don't think it's really like that. The old-school, 'legacy' immigrants came in far, far fewer numbers and at a time when you basically had to get your head down and get on with it. You had to actually work. That's why they own shops now and restaurants and Chinese takeaways etc. - they actually contribute. They've adapted. But part of the reason they left their countries to come herein the first place is because they were shitholes; they don't want the same people coming here en masse and making this place the same, hence the anti-immigration sentiment.

What's stopping the tories or labour from adopting a right wing social policy?

>>134414925
> not a single natural blonde
> "british"
> "european"

>>134407371
Didn't notice til now, is she wearing some sort of corset?

Hey lads I know we all joke around with each other and talk smack on here but I have a serious question:

What can America do for Britain?

We all know America is the global superpower and controls the oceans. We've fought side by side with you guys for the last 100 years, winning two world wars. Christ, President Trump even got you out of the EU.

I just feel like America needs to give back to Britain because ever since our rise to greatness Britain has been so weak and overwhelmed trying to keep up with our superiority that she can't even help herself.

>>134415206
twitter

>>134415193
Jokes on you I had a Welsh gf and she was a christian qt.

>>134407473

>Labour led council in (((Tower Hamlets)))

Hmm really makes one ponder.

>>134415201
The culture arises from the people, they adapted because the overwhelmingly white british community they were in supported them. But with each foreign person that balance shifts.

>>134415286
> President Trump even got you out of the EU

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>>134415223
Most brits by far are brown haired

>>134415403
Celts are the only true brits, the rest are rape offspring.

>>134415403
I like mosleys tache desu

>>134415286
>The daily shitpost
Like how you dropped the 'else' from this pasta

>>134415443
>t. Mick mcguinness o'paddy fitzpatrick

>>134415443
It's not rape if women voluntarily breed with the invaders.

>>134415338
Stop feeding the troll, he was here yesterday too

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>>134414651
>just jumped on the anti immigration bandwagon
>founding member of UKIP, 23 years ago
Wew.

>>134407371

>Who would you put in cabinet if you had the choice of any British political figure from the past 100 years

Charlotte Church.

She has nice tits, likes a bit of the sex and is a socialist.

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>>134415300

>>134415508
t.syzmon slaviskigoldstein

>>134415300

>had

What happened?

>>134415601
UKIP literally started as a "we want a referendum and nothing else" party

>>134415683
Probably converted to Islam and mated with an Arab.

>>134414830
Desu, but they know the core vote won't go elsewhere, at least not at the moment, so the MPs can just ignore the voters when it comes to immigration. They could've voted UKIP maybe, but they're dead now.

>>134411288
We don't turn into Romania with gypsies filling up the pavement selling stolen shit

>>134415847
So New Labour's run its course, will the New socially liberal Tories die too?

>>134415286
8/10 +1 bait
The extra point comes from the removal of the else
Negatives
>Trump EU
>Britain weak

>>134415683
I finished with her by text because I was leaving the area soon. Bumped into her by the river just before I left and she looked really upset when she saw me. I was eating monster munch and tried to look like I didn't give a fuck.

>>134415847
Well UKIP did take 10% off of them so a non one issue party could do better

>>134415960
I could see a shift if mogg or bojo managed to be leaders

>>134416041

You sound like a bit of an autist.

Should of at least had the decency to break with her in person and at least explain why.

>>134416075
BoJo's chances of leadership are done. The fucker should have manned up and took on Gove.

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>>134416041
>I finished with her by text

>>134416127
You have to rip the plaster off quickly otherwise it hurts too much

>>134416026
Hey lads I know we all joke around with each other and talk smack on here but I have a serious question:

What can America do for Britain?

We all know America is the global superpower and controls the oceans. We've fought side by side with you guys for the last 100 years, winning two world wars.

I just feel like America needs to give back to Britain because ever since our rise to greatness Britain has been so overwhelmed trying to keep up with our superiority that she can't even help herself.

>>134416075
What about David "Dave" Davis?

>>134416026
There's no baitworthy material anymore

>>134416218

You could have done that without making it appear you were just being a massive cunt.

>>134416205
Fuckin McNulty

>>134416236
America is in a precarious position because whilst it's in America's interest to help europe on a racial level. The EU is politically opposed to America, so Trump has to tread the line carefully.

>>134416218
Jesus Christ anon. A relationship isn't a scab.

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Passed my test

>>134416291
>>134416348
I thought it was ok lol. Maybe you don't have the full context or something.

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>>134407473
>Fined for lemonade stand
>FUCKING WHY?

She was BREAKING THE LAW.

You can't turn a blind eye to this sort of thing or you'll get people setting up stands to sell food all along the road, I doubt she had her hygiene inspection green sticker too, could have been any old crap in the "lemonade".

I grew up in London before these rules were enforced properly and you had really scummy unsavory types selling "hot dogs" from little trollys that contained a vat of reheated weeks old water to keep them warm.

Rumors were at the time the sausages were made from meat sold to them by prolific gay serial killer, necrophiliac and toilet blocker Dennis Nilsen so probably were human flesh.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_Nilsen

So I am actually quite disgusted charges have been dropped (probably due to age and first offense). A victory for the same PC brigade who would have let Thompson and Venables off for the murder of James Buldger.

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>>134416616
Don't worry, Anon, we're going to get rid of the stigma surrounding HIV. You will be okay.

>>134416236
America could give Britain a lot of negotiating muscle if Trump was ideologically firm and doesn't fold in the face of the shekels they'll throw at him.

>>134416796
>Eurocrats
Spirit of the Law, not Letter of the Law, faggot

>>134416796
kill yourself bootlicking eurocuck

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>housemate has decided to learn the didgeridoo

Listening to this "instrument" makes me so bored. It's one fucking note. One. Did the abbos never think to at least cut a hole in the side to make two notes?

>>134416287
>I just feel like America needs to give back to Britain
>ever since our rise to greatness Britain has been so overwhelmed trying to keep up with our superiority that she can't even help herself

>>134407387
>>134411288
She could have been selling her wee-wee for a laugh

>>134407561
Thoroughly BTFO

>Life in Roman Britain

>Niggers

>BBC Teach

Fuck this shit. Why must I pay for this shit fucking propaganda?

>>134417363
Don't stand for that lad. Knock on his door and say 'mate can we have a chat a minute' then we opens rush through and pin him down scream in his face 'Do you wanna stop with that fucking digeridoo' then spit on him and scream 'i'll fucking kill you'.

Sorted my housemate out when she started learning guitar.

>>134417363
He's just shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04NvXjNnJfE

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>>134417544
Stay mad

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>>134417363
Who the fuck would learn a didgeridoo?

>>134417363
Are you going to shove it up his arse and digeri-do him?

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>>134416863

It is both the spirit and the letter of the law to shut her down though. The fact that she was young is no defense if someone gets food poisoning from her (potentially) piss filled lemonade.

It is also unlikely that she had public liability insurance as well, what would happen if a person slipped on a discarded lemon slice and broke their neck?

Did she fill in any risk assessments?

Did she have a registered and properly trained first aider in attendance?

Had she registered for tax or was this in reality just a big tax scam by her parents?

Did she have class 2 national insurance?

You can't just say "oh well she was just a kid." if she actually kills someone or causes life changing injuries. What if the child she kills is younger, whiter or cuter than her? what do you do then? Still turn a blind eye at such wanton disregard for the rules?

If law breaking is normalized when she is a child then when she is an adult she'll see nothing wrong with raping people with a prosthetic penis or joining the so called Islamic State in the Lavent?

Moral decline is real, you have to break the cycle or it just gets worse and worse with each subsequent generation. Turning a blind eye doesn't cut it, they tried that in the 60s and look where that got us today.

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>>134417555
>Don't stand for that lad. Knock on his door and say 'mate can we have a chat a minute' then we opens rush through and pin him down scream in his face 'Do you wanna stop with that fucking digeridoo' then spit on him and scream 'i'll fucking kill you'.
>Sorted my housemate out when she started learning guitar.
See i play the guitar, but I've been doing it twenty years and am half decent at it.
At least a didgeridoo is never out of tune. But I am getting close to ramming it up his arse.
>>134417581
>He's just shit.
All didgeridoo is shit.
>>134417675
>Who the fuck would learn a didgeridoo?
He's French. That should explain a little about him.
>>134417712
>Are you going to shove it up his arse and digeri-do him?
Yep already typed this out before I saw your post.

>>134417800
>All didgeridoo is shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dwlrd6CFmok

What about this?

>>134417363
No, they're subhumans.

https://youtu.be/bBIubgsfK8E

>>134407387
I bet the Irish free state is looking pretty good right now. It will take us at least 10 years to catch up in completely ruining our country with this bullshit.

Feels smug.

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Morning

>>134418003
Kill yourself.

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>Labour openly admitted that they were lying about planning to repeal tuition fees and pay back student debt

Why wasn't this bigger news? It should have been all over the headlines but it barely made a splash.

>>134417712
>I'll digeri-do you in a minute
>chance would be a fine thing
>aaand relax

Lads do you ever regret empire?

I feel like we'd be more comfy now and less full of shitskins.

>>134418073

Student debt is a non issue.

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>>134417847
>What about this?
It's shit.
>>134417873
>that video
I piss myself every time I see that.

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>>134418073
Labour didn't stand a chance anyway. All their promises and policies were meaningless.

>>134418073
Source?

>>134418176

No, I regret Labour.

>>134413500

Nah, she's definitely passing over to the wrong side of THICC. Get her naked and I bet it all rolls out. I still would since I've wanted to sling one up her since forever, but she's smashing into the wall head on at 90mph.

>>134417757
I'm not calling for normalising law breaking, I'm calling for not fining a fucking 5 year old for a first offence which she wouldn't even fully fucking understand. Send a nice woman in a suit over to have a friendly talk with her and explain to her why these laws are in place, then politely ask her to stop her stall, that's fucking fine, but just immediately sending bods-in-suits over to slap a £150 fine on her (think about how much £150 seems like to a 5 year old) and permanently discourage her from anything even remotely similar (in the girl's own words, she wouldn't do the paperwork and start again because, "it's too scary") is ridiculous.
You've not showed her why she was mistaken, you've not given her a perspective to be more appreciative of the law. You've made the law, and the council, look like an aggressive predatory body.

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>>134418176
>Lads do you ever regret empire?

>>134418200
>It's shit
Clearly you are deaf friend.

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>>134418055
Rude

>>134418176
>Sweden
>Germany

>>134418176
>Don't cry because it's over
>Smile because it happened

>>134418196
Until the bubble bursts and tax payers have to bail out the companies because the majority won't be paid back
State-mandated numerus clausus fucking when?

>>134418283
It wold be improved 100% by removing the drone tube.

>>134418407
Literally nothing about that track was droning, you are utterly deaf.

>>134418073
They haven't changed their position on scrapping tuition fees, and they never pledged to wipe existing debt clean.

>>134418437
It played one note. One. it shouldn't even be classed as an instrument but as some kind of woodwind percussion.

>>134416796
You're the same sort of faggot who would demand that airport security search white families going to Tenerife as much as Mohammed off to Ankara

>>134418488
>It played one note
Okay I am now fully convinced you are deaf or didn't listen to it.

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>Brexit: Tory Cabinet 'accepts free movement will continue for years after Britain leaves EU'
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-latest-news-cabinet-ministers-free-movement-uk-leave-eu-citizens-theresa-may-philip-hammond-a7852191.html

It doesn't address the biggest issue that people apparently voted to Leave for.; there was never any point in Brexit. People were told this repeatedly but for some reason they didn't pay any attention.

Brexit is a mistake. Unless NATO collapses and there's some freak war that breaks out between Russia and the EU and their NATO replacement and we do a Switzerland while Europe gets itself in the shit, historians won't look at Brexit as a success. While they're chundering on with space exploration and development of the Eastern Bloc and leveraging their control of a third of the world's trading standards to become increasingly powerful in an ever connected world, we'll be led by toffs calling departing banks 'unpatriotic'.

>>134418660
Let's archive that
https://archive.is/tIb9K

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WE

>>134418550
i listened to about 20 seconds of it.
There was no way it could have played mreo than one note unless it wasn't a didgeridoo, or unless it was pitch shifted, or unless they had two.

First of all, the only thing the didgeridoo "deserves" is a nuclear holocaust, and second of all I think you're probably a butthurt "player" of the abbo tube yourself.

>>134417757
>if she actually kills someone or causes life changing injuries

Are you taking the piss?

It's a kid selling lemonade.

>>134418688
Okay so you didn't listen to it.

>>134418741
I knew you were a butthurt didg player.

When are you going to grow up and try playing a real instrument?

>>134418724
Exactly, kids are fucking retarded and if anyone is going to accidentally poison a bunch of people, it's them.

>>134418786
>Subverting the argument
The digderidoo in that track played updwards of 8 different notes and formed a full rhythm. You are deaf.

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I've had enough of this shitty country lads, I fucking hate it. I hate the degenerate people, I hate the BBC, I hate the police state, I hate the stupid fucking community support officers, I hate the fact that London exists in its current state. I hate the Scottish. I HATE THE IRISH, I HATE CHAVS, I HATE BRITISH PEOPLE. I HATE THE TORIES, I HATE LABOUR I HATE OUR AMERICANISED CULTURE I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT

>>134418898
>Subverting the argument
Translation "I've been found out".

How long have you been blowing into a tube and pretending it's music?

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>>134418992
Move here

do it

be a rebel

>>134418889
Then don't fucking drink it, numbnuts

>>134418992
>I HATE OUR AMERICANISED CULTURE
That's where we went wrong.

>>134418992
kill some ethnics pussy you wont

>>134418992
Move to the country lads, Britain still exists. You're just living in a rat's nest and been blasted with propaganda.

You have no fucking idea how much happier I have been since I disabled the trending topics on Kikebook.

>>134417757
I agree 100% just a quick glance at the photo reveals a lot. The cups are falling over, she isn't wearing gloves, the jars don't have their lids on properly.

The hygeine of that stall is not worth talking about. She's a public liability and the council did the right thing.

>>134418992
I notice you said you hate everyone but the shitskins.
Fuck off Ahmed.

>>134419139
I got rid of facebook about six months ago. Completely cut off from social media of any kind. Best decision I ever made.

>>134419139
fuck off, we don't need a load of townies moving out here

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>>134419164
> I hate the fact that London exists in its current state

>>134418223
https://order-order.com/2017/07/19/shadow-cabinet-minister-admits-not-possible-keep-student-promise/

>>134418478
>They haven't changed their position on scrapping tuition fees
My mistake, you're right. They still want the working man to pay for Rupert and Tilly to study Art History at Oxbridge.

>they never pledged to wipe existing debt clean.
Pathetic dishonest revisionism. Corbyn made an explicit promise the week before the election.

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>>134418992
A man's taste for authoritarianism is proportionate to his contempt for those around him.

>>134419212
>Implying you need ALL that land
I deliberately walk straight through farmer's fields and ruin their crops when I take hikes. You country fuckers ruined the country first, take a look at the Norh East on Google Maps, it is 80 fucking percent farm patches.

>>134416796
hey my dad is an estate agent and he sold that guy's house after he got sent down
neat

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>>134419433

>>134418248

I agree with you that they should have been harsher on her than just giving her a fine and sent some scary woman round to put the fear of god into her as well and explain why what she did was so wrong (although this was probably told to her in a letter when she got the fine).

Perhaps some of the PC brigade on here going "OMG, she is just a little girl so should get a free pass." could use a similar visit to tell them why they are wrong for thinking she deserves special treatment for having a vagina.

This would have cost the local council more money though when as you said the fine served the purpose of stopping her and scaring her off trying something so illegal again.

The size of the fine is irrelevant though as the parents would have paid it and doubtless it was the parents who put her up to the idea anyway, hoping to pocket the money she made without paying taxes on it.

I don't understand what you mean by
>You've made the law, and the council, look like an aggressive predatory body.

how is enforcement of the law aggressive and predatory? That sounds like the sort of crap some rummy comes up with after being fined when they're caught speeding or drink driving (don't do the crime if you don't want to be caught) rather than someone who agrees with what I'm saying.

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>>134419454

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>>134419470

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Are there any good movements/political parties to join which are legitimately conservative/nationalist? (Don't recommend EDL any other piece of controlled opposition)

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>>134419493