Brit/pol/ - Good Morning edition

First for shagging Diane abbot

First for wake up you lazy NEETs

Doing work experience and it's fucking shit lads. Why can't I just be a professional NEET?

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First for EU in shambles!

https://archive.fo/hRd2u

>Hillary Clinton sided with Russia on sanctions as Bill made $500G on Moscow speech

https://archive.fo/BI4PA

>Germany’s Merkel Defends Russian Gas Pipeline Plan

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Reminder there's no hope.

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Why was Mosley so much more aesthetic then hittler and any other fascist leader for that matter?

>>134166524
just part of bein a brit

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Why is this the most tripfag infested place on /pol/?

You people here talk about the Donald and the rest of /pol/ as being some abysmal shit hole but this place is arguably no better, nay - it is worse.

It is a fucking shitshow, a repetitive cycle of tripcunts making inane blog posts, posting music links and talking about 'Watchmen' as well as ad nauseaum subtle avatarfagging and circle jerking.
Much like Britain itself, Brit/pol/ is fucking dead.

>>134166844
It's always had tripfags from the very start, there used to be dozens of them back in 2013 and 2014. I don't particularly like them but there's no point complaining about them and acting as if they're some new pestilence.

The state of trains in this country, they get paid a £36k starting salary and still have the gaul to complain about wages.

Surely there would be less strikes, and a 24hour service, if we computerised the the London Tube's drivers.

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>>134166524
mussolini was the most aesthetic

>>134167977
the drivers at southern are doing the best they can to get the normies to hate union

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Is there something quintessentially british about recurring digits with only one post?

>>134168426
Like this for instance

Any alcoholics want to give advice on not drinking?

>>134168565
Listen to born again piss tank by kevin bloody wilson. Really set me straight.

Laura Kumsberg salary being released today

Friendly reminder that Gary Lineker get paid £2 million a year so he can be a cuck on Twitter.

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Cranky Krankie

> Nicola Sturgeon’s economic case for independence has suffered another major blow after an expert analysis warned the cost to the public purse of decommissioning North Sea oil rigs is threatening to“wipe out” all future tax revenues.

http://archive.is/ZzLzY

>>134168884
I don't feel like this is the best use of my money

>>134165537
DO

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>>134168884

Can't even go to the proms anymore without being insulted for voting brexit.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4709122/US-expert-fails-Charlie-s-doctors-reconsider.html

>people on the DM actually being reasonable and saying to let the poor kid go

Wtf I love the Daily mail now

>>134169408
Why do remainers pretend to have ANY patriotic instinct at all?

>>134166233
Looks as English as tikka masala m8.

>>134169400
Somebody post "Gary Linecuck dropped a log on a Walker's potato chip."

>>134169408
>not listning to /Brit/pol/ approved proms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re7xoPXXisk

>>134169505
What I'd like to know is why people in government are still calling for a second referendum even though it had been made perfectly clear since long before brexit that once article 50 was triggered we would be out and that undoing article 50 would not be posssible. A second referendum would do literally nothing. If it gets a 100% remain vote we are still out.

>>134166844
This

>>134169932
They're trying to humiliate black people right?

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>>134169932
middle class white people caused this to happen

>>134169932
End it all
Nuke us already

In defense of modern proms:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38atRejUORM

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>no qt cornish nationalist gf

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>>134166524
>>134168077
>more aesthetic than Hitler
>anyone

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>>134169932
Its a disgrace that such a lovely interior that probably used to house classical music now houses a bunch off wiggers and this new ''grime'' trend.

>>134170487
Did he died?

https://twitter.com/ZoeJardiniere/status/887255436407308289

LITERALLY
SHAKING
RIGHT
N O W

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>>134170865
#notalljews

>>134170090
All the remainer talk of "staying in the single market" is so incredibly presumptive of an EU that wouldn't be pleased to be shot of us
They should be talking about free access post-Brexit instead of remaining a member

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>>134170865
>Brexiteers
>School kids
Fuck's sake

>>134171106
(((((((((global brexit)))))))

>>134171135
That's kind of the beauty of it though. This is all a farce.

A good number of brexiters voted out because they wanted to be free of the single market, the EU doesn't want us to have access to the single market without paying it. It is literally just the remainers that want it and it isn't going to happen.

They're just making hard brexit harder for themselves, I personally would love to see a hard brexit just for the salt.

People arguing for the right to die are numpties
If you're able-bodied then commit suicide
If you're braindead then who gives a fuck
This issue only affects a narrow tiny margin of people who are conscious and too disabled to kill themselves
We used to give these people religion. Now we propose euthanasia? Progress

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxrTD2PKG0k

(((Goldman)))

Reporter: Should there be more controls on who's actually coming in?
(((Goldman))):Yeah, no, defiantly not, I mean what will you what will you manage by that?

>>134171646
@ 17:17

"Government funded group "study" the Far-right"

just realised the twitter hashtag for daily politics is #bbcdp

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>>134171646
Every. Fucking. Time.

Did any of you see on the cover of the express the other day? that guy goldstone leaking the Donald Trump jr/Russia information

http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/829077/Rob-Goldstone-Trump-Russia-lawyer-hiding-in-plain-sight

>>134171307
>A good number of brexiters voted out
I'd imagine it was the overwhelming majority. You can't cut immigration if you remain a member of the single market and you can't make trade deals if you stay in the customs union so what other motive for "leaving" the EU is there?

>>134171801
that explains why the dropped the "Ask 2 Ministers" segments

>>134169214
IT

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Jack Monroe wades in on the BBC salary story - and what do you know, it's all about her again!

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>>134172143

>>134169416

I've never seen any country try so hard to kill a little kid. Just let him go, jesus fucking christ.

>>134169605

I prefer Korma

>>134172143
Don't enable Melissa's identity disorder by referring to her by a male name.

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>>134172459
>In 2015, Monroe won the Women of the Future Award in the media category. She was "surprised", saying "I'm not sure I'll even be a woman in the future".
>The award was won after Monroe came out as non-binary, which created some controversy. The subsequent "gender debate" angered her, who questioned the headlines of some newspapers and said "Because of my trans identity, I'm attacked for accepting a real woman's award."

>>134168187
>the drivers at southern are doing the best they can to get the normies to hate union
By refusing to strike with the guards and get on with their job?

>>134172143
Oh for fuck sake, what a ridiculous stance to even have. All of these celebs saying that we'll miss the BBC if it's defunded are just angling for work.

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african gang violence in sleepy Harrow.

watch as england begins it final days

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4707740/Shocking-CCTV-shows-gang-youths-armed-knives.html

>'in order to break Harrison Ford into the London culture, I took him (...) to have some Nigerian food' said boyega

>>134172143
she is at the top of the Cunt League. she is a parasite. hopefully she becomes trans-suicidal and ends it.

>>134172760
Cressida Dick was on LBC the other day and she sounded so out of touch with this sort of situation. She was instead using up her time to bang on about how gay officers don't feel accepted by their communities and all of this nonsense.

>>134172760
Haha! Those boarding school poshos!

>>134172831
>"You don’t see one black person in Lord of the Rings," says Boyega. "I ain’t paying money to always see one type of person on-screen"

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>>134171646

>how will you manage not letting people in

Uhh, by closing the borders and enforcing a strict VISA system?

>>134172760
Dianne Abbot will find away to spin this on old English white men

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>>134172969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSJlU8UbkIE

>>134172969
I wonder if Tolkein ever saw a black man in his life

>>134172969

>"You don’t see one black person in Lord of the Rings,"

Good. I swear to God if these cunts reboot it.

>>134172899
>focus on arresting gang members and risk getting accused of racism
>virtue signal about a complete non issue like homosexuality in the police force

Which one appeals more to a worthless career obsessed sycophant?

>>134173286
>ayy mista frodo we be all out of dat lembas

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>>134172997
Sorry, of course it should be My lords, ladies, gentlemen and commoners.

1. Chris Evans £2.2m - £2.25m

2. Gary Lineker £1.75m - £1.8m

3. Graham Norton £850,0000 - £899,999

4. Jeremy Vine £700,000 - £749,999

5. John Humphrys £600,000 - £649,999

6. Huw Edwards £550,000 - £599,999

7. Steve Wright £500,000 - £549,999

= 8. Claudia Winkleman £450,000 - £499,999

= 8. Matt Baker £450,000 - £499,999

= 9. Nicky Campbell £400,000 - £449,999

= 9. Andrew Marr £400,000 - £449,999

= 9. Stephen Nolan £400,000 - £449,999

= 9. Alan Shearer £400,000 - £449,999

=9. Alex Jones £400,000 - £449,000

10. Fiona Bruce £350,000 - £399,999

>>134172997
The main problem you have is that all these people have been conditioned to have a hostile reaction when they encounter resistance. No matter what you say, they will judge you for it. Just meme at them. Guys are easier to shame out of their cuckoldry, but girls are out for revenge for historic oppression. But they also subconsciously love being dominated by alpha shitlords.

https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2015/12/07/sweeps-week-nazi-taylor-sswift-game/

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>>134172997

>people in the group, mostly women, whom i do this to find a girl
>whom

Lad...

>>134173540
>No (((Kussenberg)))
I'm surprised she's not paid enough for her salary to be revealed

>>134173540
>people are turning this into a (((Gender Pay Gap))) debate
disgusting

>>134164789
>students who voted TWICE for Jeremy Corbyn

>live in nice quiet historic city
>university gets massively expanded under labour a decade ago
>purely a uni for all the stupid plebs who labour thinks should be getting utterly worthless degrees
>suddenly this past election the city goes to labour because of the fucking idiotic students
>don't even properly live here and will fuck off in a year or 2 but get to ruin my home

>>134173540
>=9. Alex Jones £400,000 - £449,000

>>134173808
Standard saying she earns 200-250k
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/revealed-pay-packets-of-96-bbc-presenters-who-earn-more-than-150000-a3591151.html

>>134173883
THE GLOBALISTS GOT TO HIM NOOO

>>134173808
There's 96 on the list published. She might be on it > >>134173908

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>>134173540

>no Are Neil
>no Portillo

WE MUST BE MAD

>all these socialist neo-liberal globalists and marxists funding themselves 6 and 7 figure salaries BY LAW, YOU CAN'T NOT PAY THEM

top country
but nah let's talk about the (((gender pay gap))) instead

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>>134173908

>muh (((Gender Pay Gap)))

Of. For. Fucks. Sake.

>>134172969
saying you want black people in lord of the rings is an implicit admission that you only care about diversity in the dumbest most superficial way possible

lord of the rings is a piece of white english high tory literature and adapting it with a few token black people wont change its origins or what it represents

the real question for people like him should be why there's no black culture equivalent of lord of the rings

>>134173834
Coventry?

>>134173540
>Chris Evans got £2 million to kill Top Gear

>>134174093
>>134174132

It's a clever way to switch the discussion away from the fact that anyone with a TV is being forced to contribute to a salary of over £2M for a cunt like Chris Evans.

>>134172969
Didn't they have an entire army?

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>>134174224

>paid £2 million to kill one the most popular BBC programs

What did the globalists mean by this?

>>134174192
>>134173834
It looks like Canterbury

Oh fucking hell they've dragged out Harriet Harman's corpse on Sky

>>134174133
>the real question for people like him should be why there's no black culture equivalent of lord of the rings
Same with literature, and well, everything.

>Ey dawg you should check out dis book we wuzza bene named it mofuggin' Shaquilanog's Republick dawg

>>134174192
Lindum Colonia lad

>>134174289
To be fair to them, at the time they would have been prepared to sink a lot of money into keeping their most popular and profitable show alive.

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>>134173999

>>134174419

They clearly couldn't find anyone decent to take over, I was keeling over laughing when Matt LeBlanc was announced to co-host.

>a fucking yank

>Lineker £1.79m, Balding £199,999: the list that shows BBC's gender gap

www.theguardian.com/media/2017/jul/19/lineker-balding-the-list-that-shows-bbc-gender-gap

>>134174593
Fixed the unarchived clickbaiters
https://archive.is/Ue26g

>>134174480
>Nick Robinson outearning Laura K
hahaha good

>>134174494
LeBlanc was a far better choice than an annoying and painfully insecure cunt like Evans.

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>>134174593

>Presenter A brings in X amount of money, significantly more than Presenter B
>Presenter A is rightfully paid more
>WAHHH SEXISM REEEEEEE

This is giving me a migraine.

Time for the left to make this about "muh gender pay gap" instead of the fact that Chris Evans and Gary Lineker get paid £2 million a fucking year.

>>134174732
>yet another week explaining the "gender pay gap" myth to female co-workers every lunch break
Can't wait.

>>134174732
If the BBC is forced to follow the bullshit it regularly pushes onto everyone else, then hopefully it'll die sooner.

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>>134174906

>work min wage in a Poundshop
>female co-worker is paid exactly the same as me
>mfw

The state of the bourgeois lads.

>>134174906
Give me the bullet points so I can do it too

>>134174906
>>134175021
who the fuck cares if women think they're paid less

how is correcting them any different from not correcting them they're not even sentient

>>134175021
It all boils down to "if you don't work, you aren't paid. if you provide less value, you aren't paid as much"

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>>134174986
Lmao

>>134175021
It's been so thoroughly debunked now that you should be able to get everything you need on the first page of a search engine.

>>134173883
>>134173945

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWd6XgBVIcg

>>134175021
1. Men and women work different fields and the gender gap is an overall average, why should a nurse get paid as much as a surgeon
2. Men are statistically more likely to ask for a raise or a promotion
3. Men statistically work more hours than women
And that's without even getting into quality of work.

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>>134175153

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>>134175021
The "pay gap" figure takes into account ALL men and ALL women, this means it's comparing Michael the Rocket Scientist with Tracy who works for minimum wage at the local chippie. The reason why women earn less overall is because Women choose less well paying jobs and pick bullshit degrees.

Throw in some things like "If companies could pay women less companies would hire women to save money" and you're have a thoroughly BTFO feminist

>>134174614
>.is
nice israeli honeypot you posted there

Fuck off

Never knew Gary Lineker shat himself on the pitch until today tbqh.

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>>134175439
AND taller people earn more

Malets BTFO

how the fuck is dimbleby not on the list?

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>>134169932
mate stormzy is a load of shit
im convinced he's being sponsored and pushed forward by ("("somebody")")".
anyone who knows grime, appreciates rap, can tell how fucking shit he is. it hink the white middle class are basically pandering by pretending he's good, and singing along.
there's a hundred better grime artists i'd rather see, but i wouldn't put them on the proms, it's just ridiculous pandering.
orchestra did a good job though

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>>134175661

>how the fuck is a robot not on the list

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>>134174906
>>134175021
>>134175307
>>134175439
Here's a basic gesalt, lads

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>>134169932

>niggers shitting up the Proms

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

SHUT IT DOWN


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>134169932
>Listening to the (((((Proms)))))
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCLVB2tPY98

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>>134166844
Oy vey goyim, stop having a unified organised discussion of current British events

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>>134175767

>>134175703
>there's a hundred better grime artists i'd rather see,

PART OF THE PROBLEM

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>>134175980

https://twitter.com/PhilipPullman/status/887617970305990656

Why is Philip Pullman such a cuck?

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>>134176088

Why live?

>>134172740
I wouldn't give a shit. I haven't watched a BBC production in probably a decade now.

Besides, it doesn't justify their disgusting practice of sending contracted goons to come bully us if we don't pay up. It's utterly fucked beyond reprieve that the British people don't revolt fully against this shit. We're so fucking hopeless.

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>>134176166
Because he pulls men

>>134176212
Anime ain't going to watch itself, lad

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>>134176166

>The BBC is worth every penny
>Nevertheless, they should get the gender and BAME balance right

>>134176166
Lefties are hugely over-represented in the arts. If he didn't spout the party lines he'd be lucky to get published.

>>134176166
Shame. I enjoyed his books.

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>>134175703
>tell my man shut up
SHUT UP!

>>134176065
might intrerest u faget
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Va1l0oLY5MI

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>tfw not a britcuck

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>>134176166
>tfw I was given the entire His Dark Materials trilogy as a kid and I've never read a single page of it

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>>134176292

I only consider LotGH to be the pinnacle of animated media and nothing since can compare tbqh.

>>134176351
Kill yourself, it's still garbage
The negative is greater than any possible positive (there are none)

You're a fucking wigger wannabe, an embarrassment

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>>134176391
Agreed

>>134176475

>you should hire people solely on their skin colour and ethnic background

wft I love the EHRC now

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>>134176441
It's cool, they're remaking it, just hang in there until it's released

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>>134176391
>tfw not an Amerishart

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The BBC is shit. There is no denying this. But if we got rid of it, what would stop our news from descending to shit like this?

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>>134176535

>remaking it

I completely forgot. Any new information on it?

>>134176568
Did the BBC report on this?

>>134176568
T-Two scoops?

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>>134176568

>>134176475
>1/10 of BBC's '''talent''' is ethnic
>1/10 of the population is ethnic
I'm genuinely struggling to see the problem

>>134173540
>Of all the countless men employed by the BBC, only 7 earn more than Claudia Winkleman, only 8 earn more than Alex Jones, only 12 earn more than Fiona Bruce
What a win for women, right?

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>>134176537
>tfw not an Amerishart

>>134176475
>faggot kiwi

Figures.

>>134176351
>This is the absolute dogshit people my age listen to

As i said lad...All out thermo nuclear warfare cannot arrive soon enough

Fuck this gay earth and everyone on it

>>134176596
They reported on the stupidly large reaction to the news

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>>134176582
Not much since that pretty pic that dropped a couple of months back. Should be some cast announcements later in the year though, so get hype.

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https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/887624310931771392

Good morning.

>>134175703
>anyone who knows grime, appreciates rap
Coons then?

>>134175703
I agree stormzy is absolute dog shit I'd much prefer to listen to bugzy Malone or jme

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>>134176743

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Duu1ZKtJDsw

A true work of art.

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>>134176456
i'd love to have a reasoned debate with u m8 but u seem unable to. so i'll just trigger you

rap is (to varying degrees) poetry
chaucer was rap
and whether you like it or not:
your kids will be raised by rappers

so you'd better get better at finding role models, or making art for the new generation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEitrZU-nCw

>>134176773
Hey Rightly are you a NEET

>>134176568
It's already there. It's just less noticeable because it's not being read by the most whiny and obnoxious American accents.

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>>134176847
See
>>134176692
>>134176456

End yourself pronto wigger

>>134173540
Why the fuck does the BBC always give Chris Evans so much money? I've never met a single person who didn't dislike him and yet the BBC constantly pays him ridiculous sums. Is he fucking the BBC Director or something?

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>>134176537
That butthurt when your mom, sister, and every girl you know is taking 7 inches of inbred Muhammad to the pussy, and you're still a neverkissed virgin, and you're too much of a faggot to do anything besides bitch anonymously.

Last PMQs before the summer recess is about to start.

>>134176904

>rap is (to varying degrees) poetry
>rapping about sex, whores, drugs and ((thug culture)) is comparable to poetry

Just fuck right off.

>>134176932
I'm stronger, faster and more intelligent than anyone else. There is nothing that I could educate my self on because to do so would imply I didn't already know the subject matter.

>>134176904
>rap is (to varying degrees) poetry
I genuinely dumped a girl for repeatedly coming out with this dogshite.

>>134176773
Morning Rightlad you madman.

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>>134176980
>Someone is actually this mad about being an ethnic minority

>>134177081
>>134177109
Why does something stop being poetry because you put it to a beat?

>rapping about sex, whores, drugs and ((thug culture)) is comparable to poetry

Lyrical content does not determine what is and what is not poetry.

>>134176904
This better be fucking bait, lad, I swear.
If not, consider me triggered.

>Rap is poetry
>Chaucer was rap
>Whether you like it or not your kids will be raised by rappers

I hope that you, and everyone you know and love die in a horrific house fire.
You are pathetic and everything wrong with the world, mate.

Poetry? Fucking insulting. Disgusting, even.
Do you even understand what poetry is? Have you ever read any in your worthless fucking life?

Fuck me, I hate cunts

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Boris and Priti friendship is too real

>>134177205
>Lyrical content does not determine what is and what is not poetry.
The value of poetry is literally determined by what is being said, you tard

>>134177234
He does have a thing for sikh pajeets after all.

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>>134176904

>>134165255
I'd stir that caribbean stew if you know what I mean

>>134177240
>the value of poetry

You have literally just admitted it is poetry. You may disagree on the value of it but it is poetry.

Ray Mears has spotted a Polar bear, lads.

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>>134177205
>we wuzza been fuggin hoes n shit
>we iz tellin dem ta shatap
>we hazz black issues in da hood n shit n da whitey raycis
>hoes n gold

Fucking garbage, all of it. Even the "conscious" rappers people always cite are tragically shit.

I would rather listen to a toilet flushing eternally than be subjected to 5 minutes more of any rap "music"

>tfw havent had a proper 8 hour sleep for months
kill me

>>134177442
Strawman

>>134177521
Go to fucking bed then you silly wanker.

>>134173540
How the fuck is Chris Evans not paid in doggy treats?

>>134176904
I like me some Scroobius Pip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWrMGXwhFLk

>>134174132
Nah brah it's fine, I'll overlook this bs.
>muh equality pay
>everybody gets paid less and the presenters fuck off
or
>everybody gets paid more and the BBC loses public support and gets shut down
I fucking hope the latter.

>>134177205
Really it's for your own good that you avoid comparing rap to poetry (you can get away with comparing it to modern free verse and that's about it). By doing so you make it look infinitely worse as it fails at even the most basic poetic guidelines and pales in comparison to the works of literary greats.

In a way "rap is poetry" is the most artistic thing a rapper or fan thereof has ever said. It exemplifies the absolute state we are in as a culture; devoid of excellence and attempting to redefine our utter mediocrity.

>>134177219
times are a changin lad rap is definitely poetry you mighty not like it but rappers are modern poets. also take any poem ever written it can be rapped

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>>134177081
>>134177205
ty
>muh poem is no longer poem when done on youtube

>>134177219
glad i could help.
here's a chaucer quote about rape.

Ladyes, I prey yow that ye be nat wrooth;
I kan nat glose, I am a rude man—
And sodeynly anon this Damyan
Gan pullen up the smok, and in he throng. (The Merchant’s Tale, 2350–2353)

if you read his stuff you'd realise it was full of sex, alcoholics, and sultrier themes than your average youtube MC.

i'd be happy for Brit/pol/ to slip into a poetic discussion but i don't believe that you would be capable, or that you have any good taste.

>>134177334
>It is poetry
...

>Kanye West:
"Now I fuck this model, and she jus' bleached her asshole, and I get bleach on my t-shirt, I'ma feel like an asshole"

>Kendrick Lamar:
"Bitch, be humble (hol’ up, bitch)
Sit down (hol’ up, lil', hol’ up, lil' bitch)
Be humble (hol' up, bitch)
Sit down (hol' up, sit down, lil’, sit down, lil' bitch)
Be humble (hol' up, hol' up)
Bitch, sit down (hol' up, hol' up, lil' bitch)
Be humble (lil' bitch, hol' up, bitch)" (it continues for way longer)

You want UK """artists"""?

>67
"Still pulling up on smoke (smoke)
Skeng in my pocket, can't you see the bulge in my coat? (bulgy)
Like Hollow Meets Blade, manaman got guns that'll sink down a boat (boat boat)
Send a young boy round with a skeng, they ain't leaving till they see smoke (bow bow bow bow)
My niggas the realest in town, you niggas are really some jokes (fucking jokes)
Feds locked bro watching EastEnders, it's a fucking joke (free bro free bro)
Trapping ain't dead, the nitty still clucking and ringing my phone (ringing)
Chilling with bro, talking 'bout money, dough to the dome (money)"

>Stormzy
"Man try say he's better than me
Tell my man shut up
Mention my name in your tweets
Oi rudeboy, shut up
Better than me?
Shut up
Best in the scene
Tell my man, yo, yo"

These are all lyrics from a selection of highly acclaimed rap """musicians"""... It's fucking brilliant isn't it? Who needs Shakespeare? Pftt! Fuck him!

End yourself cunt

>>134177521
get some melatonin

>>134177840
>>134177849
see>>134177859
Kill yourselves painfully

You triggered me with your stupidity

Is Tim Farron going full on crusader? whats been up with him the last couple of days? expecting him to crucify some queers by the end of the week.

>>134177205
To my knowledge no-one has ever been inspired by the works of William Wordsworth to go on a shooting spree. Poetry can be beautiful, rap is vulgar.

>>134177859
Kendrick is the only one of those who is good and you chose some really shit bars as an example

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https://twitter.com/theJeremyVine/status/887005954553892864

Is he, dare I say it, /areguy/?

>>134177936
There are tonnes of rap that are better than this though those are some terrible examples

>>134177956
He's going AWOL

Weekly reminder Angus Robertson and Alex Salmond lost their seats

>Peter Hitchens has no been authoring his new book for the past few years but in a new deal with the BBC had been writing a new series of Grange Hill based in an all-white grammar school in the countryside

>>134177964
None of them are good, they're all sub 90 IQ morons. They can barely string a sentence together.

Fuck yourself, I unironically hope you die slowly and painfully

>>134178020
Wrong! That is all it has to offer.
The "artists" I selected are all respected within the hip-hop/rap community, are they not?
Are they not considered the "best" of said genres/scenes?

Fucking worthless garbage

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Is rap just the 21st Century equivalent of jazz?
A load of toss that middle-class wankers can stand around and stroke themselves off about how deep and intellectual they are for appreciating?

>>134177859
>>134177936
>>134178155

I never acclaimed any of those musicians. in fact my first comment was against the veneration of stormzy.

listen to this, i'm not gonna write it out for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-io99UX_j_k

wake
the
fuck
up

>>134178012
He might well be, wouldn't surprise me if he has to hide his views from the BBC's Gestapo though.

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When did Brits start hating multiculturalism all of a sudden?

The way I see it, Europe is like the United States. Britain is simply a state of different people coexisting under the same flag with the ability to travel freely throughout Europe.

But now Britain what's to have its cake and eat it too. Lmao no wonder the EU is giving you such shit deals in the Brexit negotiations. The EU literally limped you from near death back to the top of the global order (only to take a back seat to the United States, of course).

I just find this whole situation hilarious because it's so quintessentially British.

REMINDER:

Bad lyrics = bad poetry
Bad lyrics != not poetry

>>134177721
No way me too man

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ESvYRR1Fyug

>>134175767
Seems accurate.

>>134178155
yeah but popular music no our days is always terrible

>>134178185
Wow some serious snake form Kung fun there

>>134177334
>You admitted it's poetry
The implication is that rap being poetry makes it of equal merit to great works. Anyone will admit that rap and post-modern poetry are equally shite.

>>134178012
Why does he keep getting work when he's got the charisma of a dead goldfish?
Also no, he's not even close to /ourguy/. His current events coverage on his radio programme is absolute bluepillnormietier

>>134178263
>When did Brits start hating multiculturalism all of a sudden?
Most always did I think, but the views of the majority are not reflected in the media and as such are made to feel like a minority.

>>134178351
>Why does he keep getting work
Been at the Beeb since the 80s, knows too much to be let go.

>>134178185

Yes

>Jazz, lower class tripe where you make shit up as you go along and make stupid animal noises

A bit like (((Pop))) music too desu.

>>134178351
t. John Humphrys

>>134178264
Lacks written form. Spoken poetry is pretty sketchy tbqh.

>>134178216
Is this supposed to be anything other than horse shit? What the fuck is this?
It's music for middle class suburban kids who are sheltered and want to pretend they're "real", or low IQ black kids who want to feel hard done by.

Fuck me, you are part of the problem, mate. When will YOU wake up?

This is not culture! Some psuedo-intellectual with a thesaurus? there is no beauty in any of it.

This is sonic diarrhoea

>know where my parcel is
>have to wait for retarded 'ur parcel is here, come get it :^)' letter from the royal mail before they will let me have it

REEEE

>>134178185
Jazz requires some talent

>>134178264
The implication of calling rap poetry is that it can be equal to good poetry though. Thats the crux of the argument; nobody is bothering to argue over whether rap is the same as bad poetry, that's pointless.

>>134178623

I can usually collect parcels the same day if I'm not home to get it.

>>134178042
Why? I feel like Momentum or someone finally pushed him over the ledge or something

>Paki rapists being released already

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>Tim Farron: Brits "don't mind people of faith in politics ... if you wear funky garb"

Fucking hell Tim

>tfw even /fa/, the board with arguably the most blacks on it is waking up
>>>/fa/12600336

>>134178678
He thought he would be the eternal leader of the Lib Dems forever. He thought he would be the new Jo Grimmond, but he's been kicked to the kerb

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>>134177441
What is quintessentially polar?

>>134178672
I tried calling my delivery office to check but the phone line just rings and rings and rings. The stupid automated line says they can't release it without the slip, and the RM site says the same.

Doesn't help that my crappy delivery office is only open until 12.

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>>134177329
>>134165255
Just think, for the price of half a spliff and some jerk fried chicken you could be shoving your cock up the anus of this flower of Jamaica nd stirring last night's rice and peas.

>>134179008
just wait till tomorrow m8, you don't need your dragon dildo right now

>>134178718
dare I say, is he /ourguy/?

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>>134178988
>that picture

>>134178718

>Christians in politics
>"DAS JUS WAT UR BOOK TELLS U M8!"
>Muslims in politics
>"Hmm yes, so progressive, we shouldn't offend them, mate that's just their culture".

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>>134178549

you seem like a brainlet to me,
you've clearly got an inferiority complex about IQ, i reckon you test at about 119.
>all these low IQ blacks
that's not how intelligence works.

and maybe you should look through a thesaurus so you don't have to use the word fuck in every sentence. some advertisement for poetry you are. thank god we have such bastions defending our lexis.

PS: where the jazz trolls at?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVN36Ou4BUU

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Mogmentum

>>134179256
>>all these low IQ blacks
>that's not how intelligence works.

Yes it is, no one who knows what he's talking about would deny that blacks score lower on IQ tests than whites.

>Caroline Lucas sits in the middle of the Lib Dem bench
Imagine being this cucked

>>134179256
People are swearing at you because they're angry. They're angry because you're arguing that a cultural element of foreign origin is the equivalent of part of their heritage.

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>>134179336

Just ate a freddo lads.
Anyone watch PMQs? Was it any good?

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>>134179641

the old
>rap is a foreign bacteria to our native flora
argument

what of the aforementioned chaucer or shakespeare, or the thousands of poets that have graced our land before us?
and what of our language: with such a parlance it is hard not to art.
thus what is english culture without it's living breath; poetry, and what is change without reforming the old into the new once more?

>SNP MP wearing a football top
ENOUGH

>>134180003
How big was the freddo to miss PMQ's

>>134180007
>what of the aforementioned chaucer or shakespeare, or the thousands of poets that have graced our land before us?
Objection: relevance?

>>134179008
what you buy?

I hate walking up early, 1300hrs but feels like it's 6pm.

REEEEEEEEEE

>>134180060
Kek. I'm in an open office at work today and I don't have my headphones so I couldn't listen in like normal

>>134179256
Everything you posted has no relevance to anything in my post.
>IQ isn't how intelligence works
Name one "artist" with 70 IQ (shit, make it 90) who has released work remotely comparable to any of the great poets, writers, musicians, etc throughout history.

>Blacks have a lower IQ than whites
This is undeniable.

>Don't have to use the word fuck in every sentence
Fuck off wigger, or nigger? Either way, both embarrassments

>Rhyme two words together
Shit guys, I'm a master poet! Check dis poetry about me bein oppressed by whitey n shit m8 check out how i adopt this fake accent and start using the latest slang words init

>>134180007
>Shakespeare
>In any way comparable to "We wuz fuggin hoes bu den da govement oppressed us n now we sell drugs to buy designer goodz"

Noose yourself pronto

>>134180197
What do you do?

we just lost a huge amount of brit posters 3 got blacklisted for flooding /pol/ with bbc porn

>>134180254

John Clare: I Love to See the Summer Beaming Forth


I love to see the summer beaming forth

And white wool sack clouds sailing to the north

I love to see the wild flowers come again

And mare blobs stain with gold the meadow drain

And water lilies whiten on the floods

Where reed clumps rustle like a wind shook wood

Where from her hiding place the Moor Hen pushes

And seeks her flag nest floating in bull rushes

I like the willow leaning half way o’er

The clear deep lake to stand upon its shore

I love the hay grass when the flower head swings

To summer winds and insects happy wings

That sport about the meadow the bright day

And see bright beetles in the clear lake play

—

John Clare (1793-1864) was born in the Northamptonshire village of Helpston and attended school there until he was around eleven years old after which he was largely self-taught.

>>134180007

>what is change without reforming the old into the new once more?

Why would you replace Shakespeare with Kayne West?

New =/= Better.

>>134177441
>>134178988
In Greenland if you spot a polar bear and you are a native Greenlander you can shoot it in the head provided the 30 polar bear per year cap hasn't been reached.

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>>134180365
>ID: xMAnOrBS

>>134180425
>John Clare:
Are you genuinely trying to imply Clare has an IQ of less than 90?

Jesus Christ, you niggers are beyond stupid.

>>134180369
I do administration in a public sector organisation. Can't really elaborate without doxxing myself

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My ISP got blacklisted from 4chan for posting too much BBC porn and I'm using a public wifi right now,goodbye /britpol/ it was nice shitposting with you

>>134180523
Council?

hey faggots

thinking of moving to the lake district from the south

why is this a bad idea

>>134180523

Make more videos Master Brew.

Loved your Scruton video.

>apparently yesterday somebody got into the green box, pulled my line out and stuck another one in so I got a different phone number
>apparently they left my normal number unplugged and nothing else was messed with
Has this ever happened in the history of anything lads?

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you bong cunts are about to provide driver's licence and cc details for every prawn you indulge in.

>>134180731
>banning porn is bad
Spotted the cuc

>>134180555
If you go on IRC and ask the mods they might whitelist you.

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>>134180731

>he watches porn

>>134180555
I hope you kill yourself from the lack of attention you cunt

@134180575
>Masterjew (You)-farming meme

>>134180425
Are you a Yardie?

>>134180555
>/britpol/
Good riddance newfag

>>134180574
It isn't

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l3m6Yy3aEk

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>>134180850
>>134180839
foeva and evah. no driver's licence required.

>>134180425
What's this supposed to prove?

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INTO THE OCEANS OF HELL, MY FRIENDS

INTO THE OCEAN WE RIDE

PUMP WITH BOTH HANDS TILL WE'RE BACK ON DRY LAND

WE'RE SAILING THE SEAS TILL WE DIE!

>>134180021
What team was it? If Rangers then muh based protestants

>>134178076
And that pakistani MILF

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SAILING THE RAGING SEAS

TO DISTANT LANDS UNKNOWN

PORTO BELLO FELL IN A DAY!

NOW BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES

>>134181299
Tasmina Ahmed-Sheikh, the magic carpet carpet bagger

>>134181219
>>134181370
how did i guess this was Alestorm

>>134173286
Gondor is the uptight white nation that insists on defending its borders at all costs, while Rohan are a free spirited, multicultural society that eventually rides to Gondors aid and totally saves the day.

giv sky news rebecca williams gf

>>134181255
Scottish NT

>>134181588

I don't want to imagine what a multiculti, progressive, modern LOTR would look like.

>Aragorn will be black (transgender)
>Boromir and Legolas will be women (boromir is bi)
>Gimli will remain unchanged but be gay (joke about Dwarven society being egalitarian and genderless hurr)
>Gandalf will be white and old (and very racist)
>Hobbits will be genderless children
>Frodo and Sam love plot
>all armies will be 50/50 women/men
>King of Rohan and Steward of Gondor will be women
>Sauron will be a fucking white male
>orcs will be clean looking and all male (white)

>>134178263
Europe is nothing like the US.

> The EU literally limped you from near death back to the top of the global order

Wut? The EU hasn't actually benefited the country. It benefited some industries and fucked others, but overall we'd have been no better or worse off had we never joined. There's even an argument to be made that we're actually worse off than we otherwise would have been.

> before joining the single market in 1993, the UK's exports to the EU grew at a faster rate than major economies such as the US, Canada, Australia, Switzerland, Norway, South Africa and Brazil.

> But since joining, export growth from those countries to the EU has now overtaken that of the UK's - a development he said was counterintuitive.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-39356664

> When did Brits start hating multiculturalism all of a sudden?

We always did. It brought us no benefits, only concessions, compromise and pain.