Syria General /sg/ - Explosive Welcome Edition

Nuke Hezbollah.
Nuke Iran.
Nuke Syria.
Nuke Iraq.
Nuke Egypt.
Nuke Morroco.
Nuke Algeria.
Nuke Finland.

Fourth for internet blackouts

>>133406053
Accurate

>>133405966
Why finland tho

>Iraqi forces launch powerful attack along Syria’s border
https://www.almasdarnews.com/article/iraqi-forces-launch-powerful-attack-along-syrias-border/
>VIDEO: Jaish Al-Islam tank faces off with Syrian Army tank in the East Ghouta
https://www.almasdarnews.com/article/video-jaish-al-islam-tank-faces-off-syrian-army-tank-east-ghouta/
>VIDEO: Skirmishes erupt after ISIS militants spot Syrian Army convoy in rural Hama
https://www.almasdarnews.com/article/video-skirmishes-erupt-isis-militants-spot-syrian-army-convoy-rural-hama/

>>133406053
Is the NSA targeting the syrian internet and shit now????

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>>133405966

>>133405055

>Religious nepotism is part of the regime
Nope, you make the same mistake many western observers make

Senior positions in Syria are largely filled by cronyism, but this has nothing to do with "religious nepotism" - in fact, some of the Aleppo Sunni families are very influential and loyalist and as such get into high ranking positions just like Alawite families do

It just so happens many Alawite families are close to the government and very loyalist

>>133406104
because binland is impervious to jewish tricks and we made our jews fight alongside the nazis.

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nth for a dead (((revolution)))

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Maybe the internet was blacked because ISIS and FSA was spreadign degenerate memes or hatespeech

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GOOD OLD DAYS !

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>>133405966
>Nuke Finland

n-no...

>>133405930

>US was getting nervous Assad woyld reach DeZ before Kurds finished with Raqqa so they decided to get personally involved

100% why this occurred.

>>133406179
and based

>>133406188
>Senior positions are largely filled by cronyism
fix'd, this is basically a problem world wide

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First to dance

>>133406419
He'll still reach it before them

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>>133406419
they're about to walk into the caliphate's trap. by allah, the wonder weapons will deal with the kuffar.

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>tfw half way to my job interview and I realized I left my resume at home
I'm fucking fucked, I'm legit stopped on the side of the highway freaking out.
Thank you ITT for calming me down

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post yfw Al-Sukhnah is next

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>>133405930
>maghreboi's has been found by the somali police
pic related

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>>133406616
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>133405930
>terrorists exploding

>>133405930
I just bought hydrogen peroxyde, how many red flags did I trigger?

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>>133406329
delet

>>133406601
did he died?

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>>133406616
Do it m8

>>133406616
sooo you didn't go?

>>133406852
yes F

>>133406836
you need muriatic acid and hydrogen chloride
don't fuck up the mix

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>>133406644

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>>133406748
Kek

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>>133406616
>go to job interview today
>ask about my hobbies

>>133406852
I wish...

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>>133406844
move my little maghreboi

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>>133406601
>t. Pidorashka

>>133406915
I'm debating it right now
If I go, I'll look like an idiot, if I don't go I'll look like I'm untrustworthy.

>>133407008
No I need acetone and acid, not buying them now tho too dangerous even tho it's legal

>>133407219
You'll look untrusthworthy either way m8, you forgot the fucking resume

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>>133407016

>>133407053
"International relations"

But this is an electrical job, so that's irrelevant

>>133407219
email it?

>>133406483
>Russia soldiers are dying in Syria now for literally noting
It isn't nothing, it's preventing terrorism.
Are you mad that your counter-insurgency actions in ch*chn** and d*g*st*n are killing jihadist subhumans, while of course having a few casualties on your side?
>B-but it isn't in Russia
Like that has helped prevent terrorist attacks outside of Syria.
>muh dead ambassador
Gee, in 1985.
I don't see Hez doing anything remotely similar as to what they used to do decades ago. I only see s*nn* scum funding mosques in Europe and spreading wahhabism.
>i don't care lmao
Great argument.

>>133407219
How far are you from your home ?

>>133407233
what are you trying to do ?

>>133407219
say that your car had a problem or that you had a minor crash and that youll be there in an hour, give your exact location so they dont think youre lying
say ill be there as soon as i can unless they want to reschedule. buy yourself some time to go back and get the resume

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>Update : every kind of communication in #Syria (other than the military ones) is off.

>>133407219
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>133407329
I'm a fucking idiot.
This is what I get for only 3 hours sleep, god fucking damn it

>>133407467
>>133407219
Greekanon holds the truth here.

>>133407476
It's online again you stupid nigger.

>>133407476
It's hardly an update, thats been going on since mid day

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https://vimeo.com/224861890

>>133407476
Must be those russian hackers amirite

>>133407382
YES
FUCK WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT.

>>133404737

Mang I've been out of the loop for hilariously long, last time I lurked AMD was a joke that only poorfags thought was relevant and everyone assumed was two seconds away from bankruptcy.

>>133404907

Holy shit. I just looked at /g/, it's 90% generals and 80% of the generals are about consumer electronics. The fuck happened.

JUST

>>133407476
>inb4 we wake up tomorrow to see SAA 20 kilomemes from DeZ.

>>133407621
Was uploaded 1 hour ago

>>133407431
Sciences experiments monsieur l'agent

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>>133406616
You have a few options:

A) Go home and get it but inform them you might be late due to traffic

B) Go there without it give some bullshit reason why you don't have it and that you can email it to the afterwards (assuming you didn't send a digital copy before the interview.

C) JUST

D) Send out several hundred more job applications.

>>133406601
You know what? Do it. I fucking dare you.

Do you know what would happen? Certainly not magical liberal western democracy.

FSB would be like NKVD + Oprichnina all rolled into one. You would be dead. Your families would be dead. Your friends. Your friend's friends. That hobo you gave money 3 months ago would be dead. Everyone you have ever made contact with in you miserable liberashka life would be dead.

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>>133407219
if you knew your resume try to talk all along.
Just look dead serious so they think you did it on purpose. Look like a boss

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what did she mean by this?

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>>133407617
>>133407621
>Giving (you)s to the beaner

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/SG/ I need your help.

I want to leave my gf for a girl I'm not even sure if she wants to be with me.

What to do ?

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>>133407053
>So what are you hobbies?


Uhhhh, reading a book at the local cafe and walking

>mfw

>>133407727
>implying the siege of DeZ hasn't already been lifted
>implying Issam and Suheil aren't having hot steamy sex by the Euphrates as we speak

>>133407701
>it's 90% generals and 80% of the generals are about consumer electronics.
lol don't you want to know the latest chink shit?
or my daily programming

>>133407354
>this is an electrical job, so that's irrelevant
They don't ask the hobby question over there as part of the behavioral questions?
I've had it in every interview even though it never relates to the job

>>133407233
you guys have it easy.

Nowadays I literally cannot buy muriatic acid without a license and a business address. A decade ago I could just walk to a hardware store and buy a gallon with no questions asked

>>133407893
A-Algerianburger ?

>>133405966
No saudia and jordan? I am disappoint me cousin.

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>>133407912
I only do people's Spanish homework, not give relationship advice.

>>133407701
>I just looked at /g/, it's 90% generals and 80% of the generals are about consumer electronics. The fuck happened.
>/ptg/: private tracker general

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>>133408020
yes it is I

>>133407955
leave Issam out of your fantasies you arab

>>133407053
>well i like to spent my whole fucking day in may underwear discussing with strangers on a georgian skirt weaving website about the syrian civil war while shitposting with borderline war crime apologists and worshiping the spirit of a maghrebi french immigrant autist that got cucked by his wife
>also hitler dindu nuffing

>>133407944
>snowboarding
>martial arts
>far right street activism & behind the scenes plotting for national revolution
>playing pool at the local pub

>>133407701
nah, they're back in the professional/server market with zen, it even makes a decent gaming chip with awesome value. Only the unlocked broad/skylake i5s/7s have an edge on it in most games due to slightly higher IPC.

Their last decent high end GPU was hawaii in late 2013 though, but they still make decent mid range cards.

>>133408158
we are one and the same m8

Any gains today?

Why has the momentum slowed recently?

>>133407963

m8 last time I was there I posted a link to newegg and I got a million (you)s calling me a newegg shill trying to get people to buy shit (I don't even think the word shill was around back then, but some equivalent).

Now just from two seconds it appears Newegg general could be it's own fucking thread, although I didn't search the catalogue for it.

Will Syria pay to russian hackers to avoid another blackout????

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>>133408124
But not Suheil ?

>>133408119
I take it you still haven't managed to bang her, correct ?

>>133407989
were you a drug manufacturer ?
serious question

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>>133408158
>behind the scenes plotting for national revolution
delet this

>>133407912
fuck both and post results

>>133407912
>I want to leave my gf for a girl I'm not even sure if she wants to be with me.
so you basically don't care for your current woman anymore?
no matter what,if that's the case it's better to end it

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>>133408081
thanks m8

>>133407387
>It isn't nothing, it's preventing terrorism.
>Russia
You're just repeating that p*tin propaganda says.
>Are you mad that your counter-insurgency actions in ch*chn** and d*g*st*n are killing jihadist subhumans, while of course having a few casualties on your side?
No, chechnya is a completely different case. Though, what's going on in Chechnya now is another reason to hate p*tin.

>Gee, in 1985.

Not an argument. It's a shame what p*tin is actually supporing those iranian puppets.

Anyway, sunni, shias... the same cancer.

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>>133406601
you sunni innit?

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>>133408275
You filthy degenrate, leave this thread

>>133407808
I'm not even liberal, you, scum.

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>>133408357
I got a blowjob and made out with her plenty, but she is being a retard about it.

she goes on some trip to the bahamas soon too.

>>133408369
muriatic acid got many other legitimate uses, like as catalyst for peroxide based homemade primary explosives or injection into the head cavity for your homosexual sex slaves

>>133406616
you right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJBSUgfPMhc

>>133408295
kek, jew LARPing as Islamist

But yeah, the detoriation is all around.
It will get only worse everywhere because we get a lot of new people

>>133408489
Dudayev was based, fuck off

>>133407989
Wow didn't you guys where even following it in South America. Well here you can buy almost anything. In fact the eu law didn't change much thing. All you need to do when you buy the red flag chemicals is simply tell what you are gonna do with it. At least on some internet drug store, I guess in real life buying they don't even bother you with it.

Western liberal democracies are far from perfect, but are still the closest thing we have to a perfect form of government.

>>133408081
>tfw my friend would never have matriculated if i hadn't gone and done his final swedish exam

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a friend in Damascus just replied about the internet outages

>>133408489
No.
>>133407073

Nice to meet you, pidorashka.

>>133408515
>>133408524
Posted the wrong image, calm down. I already deleted it before you sperged out.

>>133408081
>commie
>can't give relationship advice
didn't expect that one comrade

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>>133408369
of course not, I'm a good, law abiding citizen.

>Violent raids by Syrian airliners against the Da'az sites in Deir al-Zour and its villages
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LGMRjuRyGM&feature=youtu.be

>>133408667
what image? I missed that

>>133406483
sounds like you listened to radio liberty a little bit to often:
1. taliban and other forces that attacked the russians in afghanistan were mostly pashtun and sunni (osama bin laden...)
2. iran was flooded by afghan refugees back then... many of them still live their today.
3. the soviet diplomats wern't targeted... they just were in the wrong place at the wrong time
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lebanon_hostage_crisis

>>133408541
It is enough that you are a traitor to your nation. You are no better than Decembrists, Narodnaya Volya, guy who shot Pyotr Stolypin etc..all of you "revolutionaries" need to be shot.

>>133408729
>airliners
kek

>>133408726
teach me your ways
also what were you producing mainly ?

>>133408652
So, US jamming confirmed?

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>>133408127
Is it you again?

>>133408357
well, suheil got himself in that position, no pun intended.

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>>133405930
>Video emerges showing US-backed SDF torturing civis in Raqqa

>Doesn't post video

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>>133407332
>This image
>This filename
zoubida posting ?

>>133408387
>>133408400
>so you basically don't care for your current woman anymore?

This, she's next to me right now and I don't care at all.
The other girl strange always want to sleep with me but don't want to talk seriously. She's born the same day as me and I feel very related to her like a brother or some shit.

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>>133408810
Google translate uber alles

>>133408552
how the hell do you get to blowjob stage but not fuck, is blowjob so accepted in burgerland to give?

inb4
>it was just a blowjob
>I just put my genitals between the hardned calcium tools made to chew meat

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>>133408652

>>133408860
indeed
the ascended one

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>>133408729
>by Syrian airliners
Classified and rare picture of the pilots

>>133408552
>gets a BJ
>still can't seal the deal
Come on, man. Also post more pictures.

>>133408652
So... Technically speaking, exactly who can just shut off communications in Syria, anons ?

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>>133408634

>>133408552
where is the fucking BJ pic you promised ?

>>133406451
I think positive perspective of Russian position on prospect of Kurdistan is more along the lines of it being torn in the side of Turkey, a NATO country, with the prospect of further deterioration of Ankara relationships with the alliance. If it stays north of Euphrates, Russia couldn't give less shit about Kurdistan or ME countries butthurt about it. Territorial integrity rhetoric is about not allowing a wahhabi enclave pumping jihadist everywhere, mountain roach landlocked commie state is hardly a concern for Russia itself.

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>>133408448
>this is putinist propaganda
What did he mean by this?
>not an argument
Yes it is. If i was assblasted for every death cause by a foreign entity, i would have to hate everyone. Realpolitik is not based on feelings.
Iran makes a reliable ally right now, like it or not.

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>>133408893
Zoubida posting when ?

>>133408911
Upholding moral standards is a meme.
Just have your fun and see what happens.
Only legit reasons for not doing some cheating sould be legal or society consequences.
If you can do it and noone cares except your moral compass go for it

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>>133408933
was it a zionist shark?

>>133408993
maybe it was sabotage

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>>133408933
>This excuse

>>133408601

>kek, jew LARPing as Islamist

m8 I assumed that was obvious after the first three dozen times or so I translated a Hebrew news article into English and posted it here. And I use the non-meme geo flag quite often too in /sg/, the Jihadi flag is mainly for other threads where I want people to actually respond to my arguments instead of Ad homing me to death, it's just too much of a hassle to change it back and forth each time I post so I often don't bother.

Now, the real question is, has anyone here managed to figure my shilling out? That I'm curious about.

>>133408993
sharks apparently.
Now we just have to see inf they are of the striped variety, or the ones with a colored star shape on the belly

>>133408934
Yes, I can see the transformation is growing stronger by the post

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>everyone forgot about this maghrebois meme
peasants

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>>133408993
anyone with multiple rows of teeth

on a more serious note, i don't know if someone is shutting it off or if it's just technical problems. We get internet/tv/telephone outages even in first world countries from time to time, a civil war doesn't really make keeping infrastructure intact easier.

>>133409173
>>133409196
>inb4 it's actually the truth and sharks did it
Sharks new superweapon confirmed

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>>133409196
if it's a shark then why is it already fixed?

>>133408758
A shemale weaving its dick around

>>133408634
>ooga booga

>>133408804
>you are a traitor to your nation
Really? I thought p*tin and his supporters were... but if you think that's me... Ok then.

>You are no better than Decembrists, Narodnaya Volya, guy who shot Pyotr Stolypin etc.

All those actullay were the true patriots. They were heroes.

>>133408926
not as big of a deal here

dunno about france

>>133408993
>>133409046
sry senpai

>>133409364
>if it's a shark then why is it already fixed?
A repair shark came and fixed it, fucking duh

>>133409364
reroute over backup cable

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>>133408634

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God that was long..

>>133409327

It really depends on how widespread the outage is, if it's limited to a particular area it's more likely than not a technical issue, but if it's nationwide as reports claims I'd be really skeptical of that explanation.

>>133409425
In France, if you get a blowjob, the only reason why it would be acceptable not to fuck immediately is because you physically can't. Which is why I'm so surprised.
Also, no pictures, really ? You had one job, lad...

>>133409043
Never reply to me again

>>133409396
Reply to me again sometimes

>>133409498
Reply to every post I make

>>133409539
HE SPEAKS!

>>133409539
are you okay

American Soldier Charged With Trying To Help ISIS

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/07/11/536504937/u-s-soldier-arrested-accused-of-trying-to-provide-material-support-to-isis

>>133409539
Welcome back
Assad is dead syria capitulated you lost the war

>>133407219
don't you have a cellphone where you can access your documents ?

What is this ?
2005 ?

>>133408634
Would be okay if we didn't import 3rd worlders en masse.

>>133409539

Ah, there you are. Anything you hear from inside Syria about what the fuck happened?

>>133409539
Any intel on that communications blackout ?

>>133409604
Nice try
https://archive.is/AmA1b

>>133409539
RARE FLAG (for the moment)

>>133409539
haha, you got WIRESHARK'd

>>133409604
>tfw day old news
>on Hoholmaps
You're slipping mate.

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>>133409120
>drunk as fuck at a festival
>she kiss me in front my friends
>sleep together in the camping tent
mfw

>go to other parties
>repeat

I just in love with her but don't want to go deeper

@133409567
no

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>>133409561
she is kinda being pissy

will try to get some when she gets back


btw are the pockets near Damascus getting cleaned up?

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>>133409650

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>>133409650
>tfw struck down by based Norskbot

>>133409103
>Realpolitik
Then you should know what noone would involve in a foreign war just to "fight terrorism".

btw, finally an explanation about the shit in Idlib today.

Likely reacting to an anti IS sleeper cell campaign, a suspected IS suicide bomber has targeted a Hay'at Tahrir al-Sham gathering in the Spinning Factory, outside Idlib city. Many casualties are reported (8+ Hay'at Tahrir al-Sham fighters were killed, more than 15 have been wounded).

>>133409635
Would be wonderful desu

>>133409539
THAT'S WHAT ""SHE"" SAID

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>>133405930
Sick video. Battle of Jobar today. Looks like SAA really took a beating.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTfyQ5gEtiU

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>>133409539
>no internet, shark bit the cable

>>133409539
What actually happened with your internet senpai ?

>>133408803
But there were also shia groups funded by Iran.

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>>133409728
>you always want to spank me
>that's why you're a bitch
Kek, is she legit retarded or something ?

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>>133409556
don't know how many seacables and interconnects syria has. Take out DE-CIX and pretty much all of germany and much of central europe goes dark, at least for some time. A failure of that magnitude is somewhat unlikely though. Government could certainly take it down if they wanted to, i just don't know why they would do so now.

>>133409867
>senpai
Serves me right for forgeting that it changes the word

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>>133409910

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>Latest from Raqqa operation: Armored drone of ISIS shut down in the West front by MFS SDF

>Armored drone

The fuck is an armored drone?

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>>133409539
>ID: uUPJKuNT
>Up Cunt

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>>133409910
fight me

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>>133409773
Of course. Tartus is important, the diplomatic influence in the middle east is important and so is the pipeline. More so than combatting terrorism.
No one here is delusional enough to think otherwise, except for that one mexican who loves the USSR for some unholy reason.

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>>133409899
cant keep my hands off that ass ngl and shes been getting triggered about it

>>133410017
Armed obviously.

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>>133408448
>t. Pidorashka

>>133409604
>Ikaika Erik Kang
>we wuz kangz and shit...
can't make this up...

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>>133410017
ISIS/SKYNET confirmed ?

>>133410096
>ooga booga were da wyte wimmen ass at

>>133410139

Armored != armed.

You're right, probably a typo, but I can imagine a scenario where IS tries putting armor plating on a drone. I can definitely imagine that happening.

>>133409682
how are your gun laws ?
also why making explosives if not for political motives ?

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>>133410096
>tfw my OC is popular among Algerians

>>133410017
Drones are the new dreadnoughts
20,730 ton displacement drones soon

>>133410093
>the pipeline.
Nice. Now we've come to the conslusion russian soldiers are dying in Syria for pipelines. Bravo, p*tin. That's one more reason to hate him. (curious why so many westerners are so delusional about him and Russia in general)

>>133410279
the 38mm HEDP grenades they put on the things must almost max out their cargo capacity, i don't see it taking off with armore that protects against even shitty soft airs

>>133409212
from shitposter draging the thread into the bush to master bantzer/OC deliverer

>>133410096
>inb4 she ghosts you for being too obsessed with her ass
That's how we can spot Maghrebis you know

>>133410279
>ywn see ISIS drone battleships
Why even live

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Resume is sent off and I'm about to start my car again
Hopefully they don't notice the resume came on half an hour before I did


Thank you anons, you might have saved my ass today

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>tfw you're a suicide bombing terrorist and you get suicide bombed by other suicide bombing terrorists
https://www.almasdarnews.com/article/graphic-pictures-12-al-qaeda-members-including-french-national-killed-suicide-bombing-idlib/

>>133410423
what else would soldiers die for? War is never fought for moral reasons

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>>133409928

No seacables at least, only ones in the area head to Haifa and Tel Aviv.

Makes me even more suspicious about a nationwide outage. But then again, like I said, I'm very technologically illiterate.

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>>133408758
The pidorashka wanted to see a tranny, imagine mfw

>>133410423
So if you were god for a day or whatever, would you kill Putin?
Or what has to happen to have a better situation?

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>>133410504
good luck m8 ! Inch Allah !

>>133410504
good luck, and stay confident

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>>133410509
>find the frenchman

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>>133409666
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>>133410035

What I find most alarming by this internet blackout, is my own internet dependency.
I literally felt depressed when I couldn't get my fix of instant novelty.
I felt an extreme disconnection from the world. Spoopy. For a second I wanted to TURN ON THE FM RADIO for news.

No idea why this blackout happened though.

Apparently it is no totally fixed. Connection is not stable.

>>133410509

Jihadi got barbecued, god damn.

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>>133410504
was it me? did i help someone?

>>133410756
Fucking NSA scumbags, they are fucking up the life of a syrian

>>133410509
Frenchman in Idlib.

Surely it was a christian freedomfighter

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>>133410423
wtf i hate economic prospects and geopolitical maneuvering right now
>muh 30 dead
In 2 years. Far more people in your country die every year from shit driving than this. And these ones are soldiers who do their duty. Maybe you should change your priorities. We all know that his domestic policies are meh-tier anyways.

>>133410660
>would you kill Putin
Of course, no doubt. Though, you need to kill more than just one person to change Russia even a bit.
>>133410575
True. Avoid from being involved in useless wars.

>>133410756

I could not imagine myself going a single day without internet, even on Yom Kippur where the only approved response for an internet user is stoning I lurk all my waking hours. If it reached the point I was forced to listen to FM radio, I think I might have sepukkud.

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>>133410756
>tfw iktf

>>133410756
haha ironically I'm more used to it, I've had some pretty shitty connections over the past 10 years, or even no connection at times.

>>133410756
pick up a book, call a friend, try masturbating without internet.

>>133410756
aaand that's why I have huge movie music and pr0n folder

>>133410504
Good luck Gruber!

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>>133410697
M-Maghrebois ?

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>>133411020
>masturbating without internet

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>>133409539
Where are you?
Did he get your internet again?

>>133410949
>Of course, no doubt. Though, you need to kill more than just one person to change Russia even a bit.
And who would replace him and the establishment?
Navalny? Unironically asking tbqh.
I at least hope you realise that the proper west is not on a better position right now.

>>133410313
>how are your gun laws ?
They just ask for a psy test and your criminal record, you can own a pistol, shotgun or a bolt action rifle. anything automatic is haram tho.
>also why making explosives if not for political motives ?
because is fun? they are like firecrackers on steroids.

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>>133410756
>my own internet dependency.
we know that feel

>>133410949
they're not useless, they secure the nations economic prospertiy

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>>133411084
none of them are WHITE and BASED.

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>when?

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>>133410756
there you are again
hows things, except for the internet?

>>133410940
>>muh 30 dead
>believing official statistics
Anyway, we have not only Syria, but also Donbass. Who knows how many soldiers died there?

>economic prospects and geopolitical maneuvering right now

Makes no sense since Russia is run by rotten p*tin's clique.

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>>133411274
>Succnah
>ever

what is ISIS writing in Dabiq nowadays?

how do they justify getting BTFO and being put in total JUST mode?

So who's winning this shit?

will Syria get partitioned or what?

whats the scoop on this?

>>133411381
>t. hohol
Vacate the premises

>>133411406
shhh, no tears, only gains now

>According to the Ha’yat Tahrir al-Sham (HTS) jihadist group, sleeper cells loyal to the so-called Islamic State have carried out sixty (60) bomb attacks throughout the rebel-held Idlib Governonate in the month of June.

>ISIS self-killed 60 fighters in one month

Damn, that's probably more than their monthly recruitment now that the caliphate is actively dying.

>>133411381
accept it. russians need to be run by a strong man squeezing them dry.

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>>133410756
>internet dependency.

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>>133411274

How connected do you think those two pockets in Lebanon and on the Golan border are with central ISIS command in the bumfuck desert?

IIRC they're just controlled by ideologically allied militias, not ISIS themselves, right?

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>>133411274
>Not posting the superior version

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>>133411623
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>>133411623

OH WOW. You're a seriously special kind of newfag aren't you?

>>133411495
Sounds like bullshit stats tbqh
ISIS hasn't claimed (m)any in Idlib so far. Probably Ahrar.

>>133411140
>Navalny
Of course not. The power shouldnt be concetrated in the hands of one person or a group. There have to be political institutions ensuring stability regardless who's in power.

>>133410756
this guy isn't replying and my friend in Damascus has been offline for 7 minutes, I think we lost them again

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>>133411729

>Kurdistan still exists

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>>133411416
>Allahs testing before the final victory
i am really wondering how much of the media staff is still available. they had a lot of foreign staff who where managing/uploading theire stuff. Some in uk, some in india, some in indonesia and so on but also many of them got arrested

>>133411778

>Taking anything beheaders claim seriously

>>133410756
>not having e book downloaded in case of no internet
do you even anticipate bro ?

>>133411729
>Kurds are not destroyed
What the fuck ebin

>>133411707
>with central ISIS command in the bumfuck desert
No idea, probably not much.
>IIRC they're just controlled by ideologically allied militias, not ISIS themselves, right?
Correcto.

>>133411381
So what is the real number then?
Do you have any sources, or are just assuming things right now?
Also lad, this is /sg/. If you have nothing to say regarding the war, the go bitch elsewhere about putin.
What is your opinion on the current miitary situation? Do you believe that the SAA will be able to encircle the Salamiya front?

>>133410477
>Bantz Master
Let's not go too far now, but definitely getting closer

>>133411183
Russian economy is falling since 2014, and involvment in the syrian war isnt going to fix that.

>>133411984
Have to wait for the burgers to get bored or their jewish empire to fall before the kurds can be gassed

>>133411114
>not being old enough to experience life without internet

>>133411984
>>133411866
Don't worry, I work on the map bit by bit after I post it!

>>133411778
ahrar don`t do many or any suicide attacks. Ied yes.
60? Huge if true
maybe they were afraid after the raid that some of the tell hts who the others are and decided to blow everything up?

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>>133411930
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>>133410981

>all those sweet (you)s on an empty stomach

Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>133411114
>not having a million pictures already on your computer waiting to be evaluated

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>>133411930
>reading e-books

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>>133412078
not giving up the european energy market to gulf arabs and keeping a stable foothold in the middle east certainly will proof worth the very limited investment that russia is making right now

>>133412196
was the connection going off again?

>>133409303
I forgot about it but I use it, now it'll remind me of him.

>>133412267
7 is the maximum limit.
I know this because I tried 15.

BAKING NEW BREAD

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>>133412196
Have a (you), on me.

>>133411984

He's just a burger who's probably never met a Kurd IRL.

I should bring him to Israel and introduce him to not just a Kurd but a Kurdish Jew. That'd get his internal gas chambers firing up a little.

>>133405966

You're missing Israel.

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>>133412108
There was a time when the TV and other stuff sufficed (didn't have my own PC). Horrible days.

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>>133412196

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>>133412394
>Kurdish Jew
Pls no.

>>133412246
>paying for shit instead of pirating them

>>133412493

How did you actually masturbate?

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>>133412437
i think he's missing israel on purpose.

>>133412587
With my hand.

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>>133409910
>>133409963
>>133410045

>>133412493
>not experiencing making your own porn in your mind with irl material
unironically i think that's one of the reasons creativity is dying nowadays
also are you snus /strategic sven ?

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>>133411274
prepare to see this map and a
>I PREDICTED IT
when this actually happens in a month
>
>
>Include me in the screencap actually

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>>133412580
>not having a tangible, vast library of knowledge and wonder that ornaments your home and elevates your character in the eyes of the plebeian mob and their simple-minded womenfolk.

>All these internet addicts ITT
Read books you illiterates
>>133412587
Used to masturbate to my imagination and victoria secret catalogues
Then moved on to 30 second clips that I didn't have to download after I had bricked a laptop dowloading porn and dumb games
I can't understand how people masturbate to full porn movies

>>133412017
>So what is the real number then?
Certanly more than 31. Russian ministry of defense has been caught lying so many times, so no reasons to believe to what they say.
>>133412285
Nah... If p*tin clique remains in power, there is no hope for us.

>>133412863
>caring what people think
>trying to impress people with stuff you buy

>>133412909
>All these internet addicts ITT
>Read books you illiterates
It's escapism all the same.

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>>133412737
Fuck your pic. I will break your eyes for messing with mine!