Brit/pol/ - Battle of Agincourt Edition

First for Civil Disobedience

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTsN7uugtfg

First.

You dirty slags

You're all sluts

>>133282558
She's hot.

first for saving the day

>>133282317
>Cornish terror group

If they blew up a mosque they might get some media recognition.

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*Thunders sounds*
...Hello

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>You will never sail down the Thames with the King

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I'm going to get a nice obedient Muslim woman lads

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Join the /pol/ parliament today

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>>133282317
G-good night Anglo-senpais. . .

I was going to start using a trip but then I realise that I'm not a pathetic piece of shit.

>>133282577
Quaffing cum and touching turds

>>133282773
Who said you could sleep? You slut.

>>133282702
Don't convert lad, if you're going to do anything, keep her family in the dark

>>133282702

Enjoy your honour killing.

>>133282715
Fuck becoming a tripfag and fuck your model EU.

Burgerland has everything britain could ever need in a trade partner. No deal the european union if you have to and trump will gladly help you out.

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>>133282873
>You slut.

N-no bulli. . .

Found this in my favourite videos.
Great times with brit/pol/.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihL4oHi3eEA

>>133282933
We're nearly at the point where we sell more to AU and NZ than to the EU.

>>133282906
sorry, meant to turn the trip off when posting here

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>>133282933
Thanks for the update

>>133282317
Anyone else noticing our adverts/TV are becoming increasing American? American voices, actors, panelists, etc.

>>133282933
Do you think Trump will survive the Mid-Terms?

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>>133282773
goodnight

>>133283124
Almost all are multicultural with interracial couples everywhere

It's so forced

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>>133282656
Today, I will be talking about the Rotherham scandal.

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Anyone think that the Tories are so fucked that Corbyn could get into power?

>>133283108
Sometimes she looks a bit rat-faced

>2 tripfags banned
feels fucking good lads

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What was with Brit/pol/ earlier? Seemed like it got full to the brim with shills and retards.

>>133282702
her fifty bruvs are gunna acid attack your dick into a wee stub

>>133283209
Trump will be fine

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>>133283310
>tfw I made that image you posted
good to see woesposting has been revived

>>133283070
>>133283108

Burgerland has everything on earth when it comes to stuff a country needs to survive, especially oil so the european union can't use trade as a crutch against you whenever we have everything you need.

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BIG SHINY NEW WANKY POLL: HOW OFTEN DO YOU PULL YOUR PLONKER?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13412413

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>>133283241
T-thanks Honkposter. . .

>>133283297
That too, but i meant that instead of brit voiceovers they use a yank voice. Americanisation is a cancer.

lmao, glad the Janny is cracking down on Trips.

Random poll: http://www.strawpoll.me/13412425

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What are you drinking tonight lads?

>>133283466
>Americanisation is cancer
Agree but I don't see many instances of American voice-overs in British adverts desu

>>133283569
Carlsberg Export. 8 for £4.

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>>133283569
I'm teetotal and in bed

>>133283450
I'd move over to burgerland, if it was easy to get qualified as an electrician over there.

>>133282613
Shame she's a raging leftie.
https://twitter.com/elliecrowsell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkghyKKQDss

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>>133283600
>tfw she turned lesbo

>>133283651
Lucky bastard.

>>133283569
>Anime

Please can we stop with the anime its not healthy or "cool". Makes you look like a dweeb

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>>133283600
Most overrated peepshow woman.

>>133283405
Nah I was just getting their hopes up.

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>>133283569
Homemade ginger beer

>>133283784
So what? We're all rejects on Brit/pol/.

If we weren't, Eddie would've gotten laid by now.

>>133282933
please send guns Burgerfag
just send them to random addresses well outside of paki centric regions
they will find good homes
just send them by normal airmail
but scribble in description box its a hitachi for essexslag camwhore
get past customs no bother
please send barrelled freedom takers!

Holy fucking shit lads how red pilled was Tony Soprano?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkpb4RwCPmI

Listen lads.. :) espech here ,, Newfag shyte and stuff cayying on ..lol an hating on disabled its recorded ..lol
I would feck off an let me see weather Ruin you... we ok ..:)

>>133283331
Absoscootly. There's an almost Trumplike cult of personality around him with the Youth. The don't care about Labour, they vote for Corbyn

>>133282702
have fun getting honour raped by her dad

>>133283945
He was alpha as fuck from what I remember

>>133284025
That's mean i..it's much nicer than that, honest

>>133283569
ya ma's kipper drips

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Why don't we exchange all the brown people for buttered crumpets?

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>>133283987
Why do they always push these lefty meme comedians?

>>133283841
>>133283906

This will blow over, it's literally nothing

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>>133284177
hi hi

>>133283978
i don't understand why. he always seems so fragile and effeminate to me.

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>>133283906
Rightly, not that your call earlier today wasn't funny as shit, but it got me thinking.

You know these proper deranged twitter trolls that spend every waking hour harrassing random people? Is calling in and ranting randomly to poor Maajid Nawaz the beginning of the downward spiral towards that lifestyle?

>>133284231
>humanity
>civilisation
>freedom

>america

>>133284025
Tommy bottle on main board/ he tramp no one an he alone .. given help walk away .. kept wanking in a bottle .. !!

>>133283998
>Removing all the sports pages, but not removing this
Kek

>>133284338
is there a vocaroo link?

>>133283331
>>133283978
Not a chance, he failed even with the youth going out in droves to vote for him. Labour is a dead party that literally can't accept it and is refusing to reshuffle

>>133283451
Jesus I do it three times every work day, I thought I was normal.

>>133284338
I'm not sure my life has even experience rock bottom yet.

>>133284448
I.. it was a mistake senpai, pls no bully

Spam fritter
Up the shitter
Garry Glitter

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>misses is italian
>been over there visiting her family
>her grandparents wanted someone to check out their loft space for rats but didn't want to pay an exterminator
>ask me to check it out because "english know about rats."
>what did they mean by this.png
>while up there find an old suitcase
>it's the grandmother's father's
>full of shit from ww2
>has a awesome coat (stinks) with a bullet and a spent chamber
>what
>misses' grandmother remembers her father fought at the start of ww2 before she was born

How do I find out if he was a fascist without sounding hopeful?

Would i get in trouble in uni if i accessed 4chan? Specifically /pol/?

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>>133284324
Well that's exactly what is promoted in the current century.

>>133284554
No one knocks
My pretty socks
Jo Cox

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>>133284394
Are you on fucking psychedelics?

What the fuck is with your sentence structure?

>>133284583
It might be blocked on the network anyway.

>>133284583
you'd get in trouble if you accessed the ukip
manifesto

>>133284177
anime is Julian Clary-tier queerness

>>133284668
Must be one of those foreign imports

>>133283631
Who watches adverts?

>>133282317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-yZNMWFqvM
I remember being a refugee in the brit/pol/ threads during /pol/ harbor. Thanks for taking me in lads, when you were the last bastion of freedom when the board turned into cuck bullshit. I will always have a soft spot for these threads.

>>133284574
Just ask I reckon. The gf first, she will take the least offence and will probably know.

do you have a photo of the coat or any of the other shit? some of the italian shit can be distinctive.

Even a piccy of the bullet might help

>>133284583
no you faggot

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>>133284449
Ask Rightly I think he records them all, very fucking funny tbf to him.

>>133284531
You don't seem to be in such a dire state desu, did you buy the bike seat yet?

>>133284338
what did you do?

>>133284732
No, I've seen him before but I asked him the same then too

>>133284459
LOL
>>133284531
ThaT Person you dismissed dies .. .. KARMA ! .... !

>>133284732
another new trip, please eddie will you actually just fuck off from this

>>133284531
No worries, I've just saved the pic, thought it might make a good reaction image.
The person in the background vaguely resembles Dianne Abbott.

>>133284449
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1E3laMQv1Oq

>>133284907
Sometimes if the police went in my room I'd been fine, sometimes I would probably be sectioned.

>>133284574
don't get your hopes up. he might have been a gommie. also
>english know about rats
they were probably talking about the pakis

>>133284485
Mate that's mental, it must look like a peperami come bedtime.

>>133283862
I'd stamp on a baby to have a crack at Kirstie Allsopp's big wobbly arse

daily reminder:
it goes: sweden, germany, france and then us
by next year this country will be unbearable, by next election this country will be uninhabitable

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>>133285094
thanks laddo

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>>133285000
It always gets posted on the tumblr page for some reason, along with this hot milf.

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>>133283792
>Most overrated peepshow woman.

Pic related, most underrated

>Marks Stalingrad chatup line

>>133284583
nah don't be daft
click open a nigger hate thread and pilldrop your tutors

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>>133284574
>>133284894
This perhaps? I imagine they might be more willing to divulge something if they can sense you aren't a total libcuck.

>>133284583
What went wrong to make you the way you are?

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>>133283747
That makes me sad

>>133283792
I don't disagree with you often, but you're wrong about this.

>>133283776
It's pretty good desu. Know the owner and he has fucking thousands of 'out of date' (by a few months) cans of all sorts and it's only me and a few old chaps who seem to be buying it so I've got at least a year's worth of cheap stuff left.

Bought a load last weekend for a bbq and he did me a deal; 80 cans for £30. Can't complain.

>>133283862
Starting to like Boris desu

>>133285272
We don't need more police, we need the police to actually do what they were made to do and patrol the streets, Hitchens is right

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>>133285292
No waaaaay she's grotesque. Absolute fuckup of a woman.

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>>133285292
She is nice but I'd still go for Cathrine Shepard (April) being my PeepShow waifu.

>>133285272
>haha we won the argument didn't we! that other guy is silly and i'm totally not obsessed with trying to continue the argument. which i won by the way!

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>>133284950
What do I do? What do you mean?

>>133285094
Sectioned is better than imprisoned.

>>133285437
https://youtu.be/YwPxj1qyifM

>>133283945
We used to have gangsters like the Krays etc but now we've just got Abdul and his 90 cousins selling coke to every cunt and raping our daughters.

>>133285443
>not liking mature women
They'll show you a trick or two lad

>>133285448
Everyone likes April, I have a thing for older ladies

>>133285437
You need more Police in some areas too though. They have 1 manned patrols in some areas and it is just retarded to do that in a city.

>>133284067
>Royal Navy mission fails
Because they did fuck all. They help give the cunts safe passage through the fucking Med. If they went out there with a couple of cruisers and threatened to torpedo any boat that tried to cross with migrants on we'd solve the problem overnight. Pathetic.

>>133285164
Not really, usually wake up at half mast anyone so I have one then, have one when I get home from work and then another before I get to bed. On my days off I'll have a couple more. Wanked at work a few times actually.

>>133285094
What would the police find to section you?

>>133285703
That's because the rest are sat in the station mate

>>133285448
>>133285443

>Cathrine Shepard

As a side note it's mad the amount of shows/sketches you see her pop up in

>>133285448
>>133285292
(((April)))

>>133284894
Nothing I can post at the moment, but it's not a 9mm or other "modern" common shell, I know that much.

The coat doesn't LOOK fascist, but I don't think they would if he was just a foot soldier.

>>133285119
>gommie

pls no

>>133285242
Now you say that it could be a play on "bilge rat".

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>>133285756
She's legitimate royalty.

>Sophie Lara Winkleman (born 5 August 1980) is an English actress. As the wife of Lord Frederick Windsor, son of Queen Elizabeth II's first cousin Prince Michael of Kent,

Here's her father in law

>>133285094
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1E3laMQv1Oq
fantastic

>>133285909
This, and the fact that they show up after events instead of preventing events from happening, see the video I linked

>>133285889
>(((April)))

Is she one of "those" those that rhymes with nose

>>133285756
Much too inexplicably-tanned for me desu, but surprisingly homely and nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpIl7KhQadA

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Leaked pic of Eddie

>wogs complaining about rain in a country they chose to come live in
Go back to your disgusting jungle/swamp/desert if you miss it so much

>>133286002

Like clockwork kek

>>133286076
Where did you get this pic of me?!?!???

>>133285819
Maybe due to over bureaucracy, but there have been a lot of cuts too. Hitchens seems to think that the demographic makeup of Britain today is capable of reverting itself to the social attitudes of 1950s. While I wish a lot of what he says came true, it just isn't possible today, there are too many people with foreign loyalties. As long as that remains the case, there will be a lot more crime, and more Police necessary.

>>133284067
Has the navy tried shooting the boats?

Sure, the initial death toll would be higher, but the long term deterrent effect would save countless lives.

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>>133286076
I would kill myself If I looked like this

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>>133286076
Precisely what I assume he looks like as well

>>133286154
I think you misunderstand what the police are actually for

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ladders lads

You guys shitpost about London a lot but my coach is going through it right now and I've seen predominantly white faces.

>>133286017
>Whether or not Muhammad fucked children is an "interpretation" of Islam

>>133285909
>>133286154
Didn't see your post Eddie.

As I said, small communities are dying and so long as our politicians allow communities to form with their own moral compasses that run alien to our own, there will be no such cohesion that allowed for smaller-scale community
Policing.

>>133285756
I bloody love that 1840s hair

>>133286290
NATIONAL EXPRESS

>>133286325
*19

>>133286285

Ooooooooooofffffff

lad

Cor Blimey

>>133285437
and start gobbing at pakis again

>>133285931
Hmmmm. He could have been a fuggen gommie honestly.

But yeah, lots of fascists survived the war, surprising amounts actually. In Austria and Germany, some military kept their positions and ranks in the new countries after ww2.

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>>133286285
I'd adopt those bouncy puppies and play with them in the park, if you know what I mean

>>133286031
Her dad is a kike, same father as (((Claudia Winkleman))) but as far as I can tell her mother isn't, so technically she's not. But she is really.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claudia_Winkleman

>>133286391
Literally in the foreword of the Abolition of Britain, same edition that you have, he brags about being right about in the decline of Britain.

>>133286361
Yehee buay.

>>133286473
Nearly my ideal woman desu

B E A D Y

N
O
S
E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1bpd0GGHr4

>>133286239
No debate there, either explain what you mean or don't bother replying.

>>133286391
I have read Hitchens and I know that, but was referring to the fact that he says we WOULD need wholescale change if things were to be reversed. And my point to Waldo was that specific changes to Policing alone would not be effective because of this.
Don't let your arrogance get the best of you.

>>133285496
u been getting on the blower to paki Majid and giving him jip?
if not, why not?

just got a chinup bar, how many can you lads do max?

Why does Windows have to update at the worst times?

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Do women like this exist who aren't complete lefty bellends?

>>133286615
Loads.

>>133286562
Where are you going lad

Coach trips are comfy

>>133286593
>implying I'm here to debate

You're wrong faggot

>>133285094
not your finest hour, mate. you got shut down.

>>133286615
30 give or take a few

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Any nigs in these woodpiles?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-40567967

>>133286676
you sure you arent ahving me on lad

>>133285740
bet you've got at least 3 rapes under your belt

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>>133286638
>nose piercing

>>133286735
I'll be shitposting under an Italian flag tomorrow.

>>133286827
Yeah that can be taken care of

>>133286615
twenny three innit

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>>133286786
dont be lying now

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>>133286757
Okay la

>>133286873
You travelling solo?

>>133286638
Met one, was a bit nuts though.

>>133286908
I'm serious mate
I'm talking full pull ups as well. Not chin ups where the arms aren't fully extended

>>133286473

Everytime I see that pic I imagine the leeches feastign on her below the water

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>>133286929
Glad you understand

>>133286827
You're incredibly ignorant.

>>133286908
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UDgqafJU1CY

>>133286593
You discredited him by saying his solutions are impossible, something which he often says himself.

Also fuck the Janinonce.

>>133286794
going down to my local one now. will look out for any. Saw an EU flag and a tricolour being strung up on it earlier. good times

>>133286973
Nuts how, exactly?

>>133286638
she looks jewish in all honesty

those hair curls and her schnozz are a giveaway

plus her cheek folds, those are a huge indictor of semitic admixture

>>133286827
Ur rly ignant

>>133286638
Yep. My missus looks kind of like that and is redpilled on nearly everything. It takes some work but they're out there.

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>>133286973
>bit nuts though
I'm starting to find that's just all women in general, personally

>>133285094
Did LBC ban you after this?

>>133287165
mm lets see that hiney

>>133286767
He admitted that it was only in his personal interpretation of islam that Mohammed didn't rape a 9 year old, but then didn't specify how old he though she was. Then he tried to make it about me supposedly changing the subject instead of discussing the issue. Then he said he doesn't get moral guidance from the scripture, which undermines the whole point of him being muslim. Meanwhile I probably alerted loads more people to the fact that mohammed was a paedo.

>>133287079
t. Browsed /pol/ too much
Her schnoz isn't semitic and cheek folds? Are you on crack son?

>>133286827
INTOLERABLY
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New Bread: >>133287224

>>133287187
idk, haven't tried to call back.

>>133287066
Kek
Have a good'un lad.

>>133287165

Hnnng that gap and those bottle-like hips

This should not be allowed

>>133286953
Going with a couple of friends, they're arriving a day>>133286973
later tho.

>>133287276
>badly formatted
>90 posts early

r u avin a laff?

>>133287165
This one faked having depression and cut for attention. Pretty horrible, desu.

>>133287237
>be christian
>no i dont hate all gays, how dare you suggest i take all of my moral values from the bible
>be athiest

>>133282317
American here.

I descend from:
Richard de Vere, 11th Earl of Oxford
Henry FitzHugh, 3rd Baron FitzHugh of Ravensworth
Thomas de Camoys, 1st Baron Camoys
a bunch of English knights I don't feel like naming
and last but not least Prince Humphrey, Duke of Gloucester, the brother of King Henry V

Come at me Britfags. I probably have more royal blood than you.

>>133287079
She's not Jewish. Her surname should be enough to tell you that desu, but also her bright blue eyes and face shape. She doesn't have a Jewish forehead or jawline. Her nose is semi-semite I guess but nah

>>133287280
I'll say the exact same thing next time he's on air.

>>133287064
You're right, and I was wrong to word it that way. But that is 100% irrelevant to the point about Policing so we may as well be arguing semantics here.

>>133287237
He used to be a terrorist recruiter you know

Taqiya

>>133287280
Do you call from home? I would use a phone box.

>>133287147
I don't believe you

>>133286629
>he still uses microshart

>>133286542
Peter is still a Trot at heart, only rather than trying to destroy Britain through outright revolution he's doing it through demoralising those who wish to stop it. Don't trust him.

>>133286458
It could go either way, since there's nothing there in terms of military "stuff", medals,badges, etc.

It's a cool find, none the less, because there was some heartbreakingly well-made jewellery in the case.

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BEST DAY OF THE YEAR LADS

>>133286615
some years back i remember reading in the scientific journal that men who had a predilection for chinups over pressups were 40 times more likely to have been a rapebaby

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>>133287350
I have no idea who these dollybirds are desu
>>133287276
Simmer down newfaglad

>>133287349
Had to go through a horrible update, thought the thread would have been nearly over.

FFS lads, up at 5 am for work tomorrow.
Gonna buy a scooter and fix it then sell it on this month though so I can fuck off my boss.

>>133287530
God bless the Ulster Unionists and God save the Queen anon

I forgot how fucking good Cherry Drops are. Underrated sweet tbqh.

>>133287165
My (admittedly limited) experience with women suggests to me that they're all fucking batshit insane in some regard.
Partly why I've been so reluctant to pursue anyone in the last few years.

>>133287446
Don't know how to use any of the Linux Distros and games.

>>133287725
Don't give up a stable source of income for an unstable source. Also don't make any decisions while drunk/hungover.

>>133287627
checked

>>133287735
There's always guys.

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So what's your most shameful memory lads? Here's mine:

>be 14
>meet cute 13 girl from the same town online
>chat a lot
>she's immediately falls for me
>thinks I'm really cool, practically worships the ground I walk on
>meet on a couple of dates in town
>enjoy some kissing and touching
>her parents are away one weekend
>she asks me to come over and spend the weekend at her place
>gives me her address
>go there on my bike
>get lost because I've never been in that part of town before
>spend hours trying to find the place before giving up
>she calls me and asks why I didn't come
>I don't want to look like an uncool faggot who gets lost in his own hometown so I tell her I'm dumping her
>don't return any of her desperate calls or e-mails

>>133286615
10 with no rest.

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>>133287845

>>133287697
You can defer updates lad, you can also change active hours as well.

>>133286629
window 97, 2000, vista, 7, 8, and 10 all have this firmware which detects if the user is a pure homocuntfag
if so, it updates at the worst of times

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>>133287530
Happy Birthday to Bill Cosby, Richard Herring and Malala

>>133287847
wow
cruel

>>133287924
You were right that does make a good reaction image.

>>133287803
I'm not drunk/hungover and I'm not going to quit, just accept less shifts.
If my contact knows his shit, and as an original Mod, I think he does, Fixing and selling 2-3 scooters per month would bring in more than my monthly wage atm.

>>133283819
Reminder that Konta isn't British

>>133287725
You got the night sweats yet

>>133287847
wow. you're a fucking idiot.

>>133287847
Hahahahhaahahha autism

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>>133288148
She's lived in London for a couple of years of her life, she's just as British as anyone else.

http://www.lbc.co.uk/radio/presenters/

Just a heads up that you can send a message to any presenter while live, for free, by clicking on them on this page.

>>133287847
Sometimes I will buy something even if I don't find what I'm originally looking for in a shop out of social embarrassment. Dumping someone because of it is quite a different thing.

>>133282702
>I'm going to get a nice obedient Muslim woman lads

Good. The more losers breed with Jihadist sows the more Islam is diluted. Go full retard and breed niggers too. You can have many wives.

>>133288148
Our women's game has been shite for so long that tbqh I'll take a bit of Auzzie help.

>>133287847

Boy, you're gonna carry that weight, carry that weight for a long time

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>>133287847
Not as bad yours, but
>Be at girls house
>Didn't make a move

Rightly so has such a cute voice

>>133287445
You don't have to, but I have no real reason to lie. The girl in the picture is hotter than my missus but they do look similar. And she started out just hating nogs and is very open to new ideas and has listened to me for the past couple of years talking about all sorts and now is pretty much BNP level about most things. Is a total leftie when it comes the muh NHS and muh bennies though but she does concede that both should only be for true Brits.

>>133285756
Biggest Suze = Best Suze

>>133288393
>I will buy something even if I don't find what I'm originally looking for in a shop out of social embarrassment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhOUaYzO0dE

>>133288604

If big Suze sent you one of her farts in a balloon, would you pop it to see what it smelled like or would you display it on your mantlepiece and tell people what it was as a conversation piece?

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>>133288393
Lol, you remind me of when I was arguing with Votetards before the GE.

>>133283889
Fuckoff FBI. If the IRA can get arms, so can any other white people.

Poms are doomed and so is Europe. Piss on them and laugh, for the only people willing to kill and die for their beliefs are MUSLIM, not pasty Bong beta losers.

Cowardly shits, you could make devastation from found items. You don't need guns, but you don't have balls.

>>133287847
She could have been the fucking one lad.

This isn't really embarrassing but is cuntish and people found out and plenty of girls called me a cunt about it:

>Be me
>Be 19
>Be 12 beers down
>Get with a 6/10 girl at the student's union
>Go back to hers
>Get my dick sucked
>Take her top off
>See that one tit is about half the size of the other
>Accidentally laugh out loud because I'm now 15 beers down
>Get slapped
>Get kicked out

>>133288627
Hahaha, nice taste in telly. Peter Mannion was definitely the best character desu.

>>133288898
Kek! You could probably do better.

>>133288806
>different colour dressing gowns

>>133288898
Lmao, I remember the first time I seen a girl with wonky tits and I swear I did the same thing...
Did a double take and was just confused for about 15 minutes

They looked like mangled burgers or something, weird as fuck

>>133288806
That's really cool

>>133288898
What was it lop sided or just smaller?

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>>133288988

>>133284583
Nope
You probably won't be able to post though. 4chan doesnt like large shared IPs

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>>133288485

>>133288978
Do better with the story or the girl? Yes to both. It was a low point.

>>133289157
It fucking takes you by surprise doesn't it! I imagine it's like seeing a 90 degree bent cock

>>133289176
Smaller. But she was chubby and it was the difference between a coconut and a satsuma. I didn't mean to laugh, it just came out.

>>133288393
This guy gets it.

I felt more people on here (as Britons) would empathise with my need to avoid embarrassment above all else.

Although
>Dumping someone because of it is quite a different thing.
I'd say it's the same, just a big difference of degree.

Also when I was six a girl said she wanted to be my girlfriend but I didn't like her (or girls in general at the time) so I gave her a "love potion" (actually paint) to drink. She drunk it for me and had to have her stomach pumped.

Also when I was in a wrestling club this one older girl would play-wrestle with the younger boys sometimes and let us touch her, but one time she pinned me and I got angry and beat her up, breaking her nose.

Really I am the architect of my own misery.

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>>133287847
>shy 7.5/10 at sixth form fancied me
>but I was busy chasing a 10/10 turbototty who's been stringing me along for giggles for about 3 years
>all 7.5/10 bird's mates rally round me one lunchtime and ask me to go walk with her and have lunch
>I smugly say no and ignore her for the remainder of the year

And I remain a virgin to this very day.

>>133287847
I once put butter all over and in my ass and had the dog lick it out and my sister caught me, She never told our parents but has never really spoke to me since

>>133289312
i could access pol and post here this year at my student accom wifi?

>>133284583
I used to /pol/post on /b/ all the time when I was at uni but I finished in 2011 so it might be stricter now. Should be fine though.

>>133286638
All lefty females I've met have been sound
its the right wing ones who are worst

>>133289479
jesus christ, man. what the hell is wrong with you?

>>133288765

I'd first of all put it in a jar first because balloons aren't very safe and I'd put a little airlock on top and then on special occasions I could open the screw just a little bit and take a sniff, just one though.

>>133289539
thanks for a good kek

>>133284583
Depends on a few things: Is it black listed? If not, do they read the Audit Logs?

>>133289625
Wrong. All women are fundamentally the same

>>133289556
1pbtid

keep it that way lad. Fucking disgusting. Don't treat man's best friend that way, you're as bad as a fucking child rapist.

>>133289556
>ass
This was more disgusting than the story

>>133289421
>inb4 we fucked the same slag
Yeah surprising
I thought tits were symmetrical

>>133288349
>>133288454

Born and grew up in Australia and has Hungarian parents. Frankly lads it's a joke that we've basically cheated and claimed she's one of ours and don't get me started on the media wankfast over her. The BBC are making themselves look silly with all this "first British woman to make a semi since Virginia Wade" Who are they kidding? They know and we know that Britain has absolutely no business in promoting this girl and then claiming her success for the country. It's ridiculous.

That Bedene bloke is even worse for it completely abandoning his own country to try and get more money from our LTA. Outrageous lads.

>>133289539
I've had like 4 different cases of girls trying to set me up with other girls, and I never really realized till after the fact.

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>>133289479
No, it isn't the same. Dumping someone out of social embarrassment is literally Mark Corrigan level.

Although the last two stories made me laugh so fair play.

>>133289683

Kek'd, I like you anon

>>133283451
what a sad poll

>>133289887
>level

That's the point, it's the same type of thing, just on a higher (or rather lower) level.

>>133289740
>>133289740
The worst part was that after she caught me I was nearly having a panic attack thinking she'd tell my parents whilst shitting out butter

>>133289571
oh right ok
I was just repeatedly banned on mine because it thought I was using a proxy (I wasnt)

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>>133289539
>Being a virgin
>Letting birds string you along
Can't relate

>>133289930
>Once a week or less, 0 votes
Top kek

>>133283451
2 a day is about my standard

>>133289709
ah he finally admits equality
welcome to the left wing lad

>>133289421
Oh, it was literally:
>She follows me on Instagram
>DM, get on
>Gain her trust over the course of a few weeks
>She spills the beans, tells me she hates her family and has all of these "Mental issues"
She literally went to the doctor three times and got BTFO.
Called her out and just gave up on talking to her.

>>133289781
I knew there were variations but I didn't expect that sort of difference, it was insane. Lopsided Lauren was what I called her afterwards, to myself, in my head.

>>133283451
Around 3 a day. I need one to get out of bed in a morning.

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>>133289625
>lefty women
>sound
I take it your into open relationships and butt plugs?

>>133289847
Yeah well you're just thick as fuck at school/sixth form (or otherwise distracted) so you never really notice. Then when you're out of education your chances just instantly dry up. Got to laugh really.

>>133283451

pretty much once a night just before bed, usually to Chaturbate or EroProfile

>>133290264
Happened a few times in Secondary, and once in College.

>>133290145
Lefty women are giant whores. Right wing women are better at suppressing it
>>133290246
Lmao