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/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - CHECK YO KEYS EDITION FO

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/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - CHECK YO KEYS EDITION

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE
CPD Dispatch Stream: http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
For Ambiance: https://soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

BACK THE BLUE
Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
http://www.getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund:
http://www.cpdmemorial.org/fundraising/

TONIGHT:
>trash truck on fire(not sure?)
>DOA in apartment
>over all niggin nogs.

CHECK YO KEYS
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>irish pub, two female hispanics got out of a cab without paying
>caller is in white taxi cab, name Mohamed, be careful.
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>invalid DL, surrendered in...*texas
>73 yo female, hunch back with dimentia missing : (
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>Three men in speedos have jumped off a bridge
>Somebody under the influence of PCP with a pitch fork and a BBQ tool
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>4200 11 male blacks in their teens threating to attack kids on the stoop
>need for techs for GSR and photos.
>front door and front motion commercial alarm
>officers were chasing male black in late model sedan
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>>133049272
The 4th of july had two asian guys holding another asian guy by his feet off the side of the bridge as an asian female watched. Makes me wonder what caused that....great family dishonor?
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>someone attacked roomate with knife
>roommates mom is sitting on offender holding him down
Dat ghetto ass.
>someone saying they want to kill herself because she can't get meds
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>>133049558
Maybe it's a new fetish. I wouldn't rule that out.
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>list of about 5 DUI's
>hispanic male crashed car while DUI, walking down the street in bloody clothes.
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>bad smell coming from trash cans, possibly dead body or dead animal.
>female black threating another female black and her kids with a bat
>shooting at the beach, male black.
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Reporting for duty there, Bob
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>two men fighting on street
>male white punching male black who's on the ground
>fire refuses to respond.

>male black in red jeep is waving knife at female black
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>boyfriends ex wife jumped complainant
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>asian male
RARE
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>person with a knife at gray hound bus station
>slow it down.

>mental health transport
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>person with a knife in central park
>hair all over her head, of-course.
>armed with butcher knife.
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>"Hair all over her head... of course."
lol
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>Female with hair all over her head
Dispatch: Of course
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>two males black loitering in front of a house, two have guns in their hands.
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>child fell out of a window, bleeding bady from face and ear with glass in the wounds.
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>caller is drunk has a gun on him
>dispatch *sigh* this is a paragraph.
>apprears to be intoxicated, calling saying the neighbor is a gang member
>speaks spanish refusing to give information
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>missing child.
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>get rid of street performers
>person is upset store is closed and saying "lopez" needs to leave his neighborhood.

>check on 17 y/o daughter, white blond hair, possibly suicidal (did i hear that right?)
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>maroon expadition fired 15 shots at a white Lexus.
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Keys checked.
>shots fired from Maroon Expedition at 36 & Western headed southbound
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>Female black posted a picture of a knife and a suicidal note on facebook
F
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>>133053453
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dammit...now I'm hungry
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>two people shot, one not breathing.
F
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>2 persons shot at the drive by at 36 & Western
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I tuned out when the weather started getting nice (around April).

Anything interesting since then?
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>Maroon OR black expedition

Plot thickens
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>3 or 4 male and females fighting with bats
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>>133054222
Just your average extreme nonstop chimping
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Has anyone ever tried to correlate any of these calls with live webcams?
Whats a good site that overlays webcams on a map?
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>>133054222
Two Roberts were shot by La Raza perps in early May. Both survived. Murders, shoot outs, stabbings, fights and typical 'hood rapscallionery. Welcome back.
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hello roberts, checking in
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>>133053995

I could go for some fried chicken and old English 40 to get into the proper mood for CPD.
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>>133055029
Guys, check this out! Map of live webcams in Chicongoland
http://www.trafficland.com/city/ORD
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wait did someone just say "oh fuck"
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>yelling things about islam
Male white
/ourguy/
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>there's a backlog

It's not even 8:30.
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>b&e with a armed weapon
yikes
>crime with a bugs bunny hat
crazy
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>it fell into the window and hit him
>child is in triage

What did I miss?
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>>133055515
>child is being treated and sent home
>sable condition
STABLE IS NOT A CONDITION.
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>>133048436
What's up with the fucking police worship boomer fag?
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Car fire on the Dan Ryan
http://www.trafficland.com/city/ORD
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>>133056170
if you had to deal with crazy ass niggers all day and night, i'd like some appreciation and help to not fucking die by a trash can sexer
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She, Chicago Tribune night time writer, posted the shooting stats for last night.
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>>133056290
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Sidewalk boot.
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how are our boys in blue doing tonight?
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how did he remove the damn boot from his vehicle?
>>133056361
the chicago definition of "normal"
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>couple is having sex on boat dock.
>remove the whole tire
you have to jack your shit up, take the tire and boot off, then put a spare tire on and drive the fuck off.
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>>133056286
muh pension, boomer fag cop worship is ruining this country
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>shut down liquor tickets for underage drinking.
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Shutting down the liquor booth! Male Black will be furious!
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>>133056504
but the boot itself was on the sidewalk, implied no tire
>>133056550
you do realize that people don't do this solely for the pension, right?
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Had a horribly shitty day.

Ready for some comfy time.

Keys checked roberts, ready to roll.
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>>133056624
low IQ + pension + small penis syndrome
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>Adam
Always relieved to see Robert
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>>133056679
get your blanket
>>133056710
so cops are bullshit? ok brb robbing your computer, don't call the cops though, you don't believe in them apparently
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>>133056679
I totally understand Robert. Have a beer and enjoy.

I wonder where parrot robbert is.
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>>133056710
small penis might be ideal for people who have to get shot at for a living. smaller target, lower hit probability.
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Shitty day here too, let's do this!

BUGS BUNNY SHIRT!

CHECK YO KEYS ROBERT
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>Bugs Bunny Shirt
>Male Black
>Apparently has a mental disability
well damn.
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>>133056361
We're already backlogged.
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>tennet is hoarder and is afraid children will be trapped by everything in the apartment.
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>>133052449

This hits close to home. I was six five when I had the idea that the small basement push out window was like a cat door. Propped it up with a stick and made it half way through when it fell on me and sliced up my back. I did stupid shit as a kid.
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>>133056958
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>>133056336
Looks like the pile up after the drive by at Roosevelt and Independence last night.
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>some police officer had too much to drink
I'd drink myself into a coma as well if i had to deal with all the shit chicago has
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>lost child is found.
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>>133056839
internet tuff guy *boomer alert*
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>>133057157
Isn't being an alcoholic police officer just standard procedure?
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>>133057266
get comfy...
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>>133057302
only drink when you beat your wife is the protocol
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>>133057266
stop being a piece of shit, calling everyone old.
>>133057302
true true
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>>133056710
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>>133057372
so, like every tuesday right?

I'm not sure how many suicides i could discover on the job until I perm tucked a flask in my coat.
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>male beaten and robbed
>apparently there since 6 am
what
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>>133057521
That's nothing. We've had a call about a guys who had been sitting unresponsive at a bus stop for a couple days.
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>>133048436
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Make Black is armed and on the move! Get 'em Robert!
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>>133057442
The suicides i could deal with for the most part. The seeing little kids catch a stray would be hard..i don't really care about the adults.
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So how bad do things really need to get in Chitown before Roberts get authoritarian rule and just cap people on sight all day long?
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>>133057764
marital law is just a hop skip and a jump away
>>
The upcoming EBT Crisis should be interesting:

http://www.voices4kids.org/2-million-illinois-residents-to-see-food-stamp-cuts-in-november/
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>>133057764
This past month has been some dumb shit. One dude threw a stick of real dynamite on a ladies front deck because of a noise complaint.
>>
>>133057865
Didn't Trump just send in the ATF?
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>>133057916
Oh god this will be fucking fun
>need for tac unit.

>four bangers up to no good.
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>>133057952
not marital law yet
>3 gangbangers walking around some cars
ruh roh
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>>133057764
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>Male black, standing in an alley, staring through a window for 2 hours
cripes

anyone got any bingo cards?
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>>133058133
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>>133058285
nvm found one
http://www.buzzbuzzbingo.com/play/50431

choose your bingo card, i'm card number 2
>>
this is oddly comfy
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card 3 or 5, calling it.
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>>133058443
I'll take card 4
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>>133058520
3 of 5, rather.
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>>133058459
t'is true
>>133058564
>>133058607
got it
>>
I'm card #3
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card 5 of 5
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>>133058630
taken, do card 1 or 5
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>Disturbance

OH BABY!
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>>133058683
damn, ok #5 is my card.
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>>133058671
>>133058630
take 1

so let's do 4 corners, diagonal, horizontal, vertical, and blackout
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>dispatch is tired
: ( They need a coffee/food donation system
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>>133058828
Sorry bingo noob here, what's blackout?
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>>133058978
all spaces filled in
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>>133058828
fffffff.....ok #1

>more fireworks
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>>133058978
cover all the spots
>we blackout now
>>
>female is pushing someone in a wheelchair while chasing a male
>she stabbed the male in a previous domestic incident
>>
>female pushing a male in wheel chair while chasing after another male who she stabbed before. (?)

>call for gang team
>>
>male black chasing a male white
>followed by female white pushing a male in a wheelchair
>female stabbed the male on a previous date
what even
>>
>SWEEP
SWEEP
>SWEEP
SWEEP
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>Selling marijuana

Does that count for a space that says "DRUGS" ?
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>wheelchair pursuit
im new to these threads and this already seems like real comfy fun
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>called over heard nigs talking about killing someone
>gang sweep in 1min(?)
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>>133059288
ye
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>>133059336
niiiice.
>>
>>133059296
That's actually a new one. We've had people getting beaten with wheelchairs but never a pursuit involving one.
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I worked one summer for my local dispatch. There was some seriously crazy shit going on in my town that I wasn't award of.
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wait was there 911 hangup?
>>133059428
crazy how much you learn at a job
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>suspicious person
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>>133059428
Imagine the stories some of the paramedics have in a party city like vegas or the big easy during martigras
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>two people in critical condition
F in advance.

>don't let vendors give away free food.
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>don't let the vendors give away free food ??

what why?
>>
>no soup for you
>>
>tell the vendors to stop giving away free food during the gang sweep

ahahahhahahah
>>
>DON'T LET THE VENDORS GIVE AWAY FREE FOOD
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>>133048759
Where??? At an Irish pub with a Hispanic party!
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>shots fired
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>3 male blacks banging on her apt. door.


>carlos wants to get his stuff from his wife's house.
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>>133056839
Blanket made it extra cozy
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>>133059890
KEK
>>
Traffic stop!

Man chiraq bingo is a fast game.
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>>133056865

Got my whiskey and I am extra cozy. Cheers robert
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>accident
>>
>2 kids helping an intoxicated adult
there's 10-56

also, post screencaps of your bingo card if you get something
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>fire
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>>133060022
Good to hear...we take care of our Roberts.

>carlos wants to pick up kids, not stuff.
semantics.

>male black setting off fireworks, he became violent and situation is getting worse.
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>>133059949
Uh oh
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>male black starts throwing fireworks
>escalates into weapons fight
>responding officer says fuck
woof
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Have I missed any call-outs so far?
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>>133060349
10-56, battery, domestic
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>>133060349
I think Battery was mentioned
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>>133060497
>>133060505
Thanks Roberts
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>>133060531
there was domestic.
1QoDOVgE wins vertical
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woo! Ive finally won something
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>another negress chimping out

>Robert: can't climb fences im getting old
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>>133060659
nice
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>>133060531
Congrats Robert
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>male white yelling and waving gun around

...another one bites the dust
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>list of shit involving Hispanics

Damn it's a bean night.
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>>133060927
>another guy just walked out of the bushes
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>>133060772
We're not even on Robert's shift yet..
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>Male pronounced dead
F
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>male just pronounced dead at 20:26h
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>>133058459

I want a pupper now.
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>>133061414
f
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>female black in a wheelchair wearing a garbage bag

stay classy chicago
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>>133061414
F
>>
Female wearing a garbage bag, in wheelchair
6.7/10
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>elderly female black wearing garbage bag in a wheel chair
.....not sure if should be sad or angry.
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>>133061608
I laughed way harder than I should have at this.
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>>133061805
that's why i'm here
>>
>born on 9/11-95
>suspended for financial reasons
Confirmed broke nigga
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>>133059644

Niggers flock to free things
>>
jeez no new crimes going, someone steal something and let the police recover it reeeeeeeeeeee
>>
>>133061608
>>133061637
>>133061690
wonder if this is the homeles woman from a week or two ago that was walking around wearing a trash bag as a dress.
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>they forced her into a room and restrained her with scotch tape
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>unknown woman outside her home threating her and her family.
>someone restrained an offender with scotch tape after fighting 4 other students.
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>7 black males steal money from the hands of a white boyfriend
little overkill dontcha think
or have the beans stolen our crimes that you gotta do petty enmasse
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>>133062210
And they took his atm cash too?
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>male says male will get a gun and shoot up the place
>male with gun is walking around a gas station
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>black male in white tanktop blue jeans
>talks about he is gunna shoot up something
>hunts his girlfriend+her friend into a gas station
>locked inside, still think he is outside
yeepers
>>
They have a 'footprint' unit?
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>>133062529
yea, it's an important and critical unit, so much more important than some armor
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the roberts are checking boys, make sure all final preparations are made for full comfy, im gunna make some nice food real quick
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>>133062656
>the roberts are checking IN boys
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>>133062529
I'm willing to bet this is more crowd control. Highly viable officers to make the "foot print" of the cops in the area...that's my best guess.
>>
I love these comfy CPD threads. Make Chicago Great Again!

t. Illinois born living in Wisconsin and working in Texas
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>>133062656
Holy fuck some food sounds good right now. I'm going to keep drinking then eat before bed...otherwise ima end up sober before the good hours
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>>133062862
I was born in Oak Park, I'm in AK now, and I would fucking kill for some Robinson's Ribs
>>
alright back

>female black, in a wheelchair, with 4 small kids
could it be... trashbag lady???

>teacher gets concerned with students fb posts
>goes to student's house, reported missing

RUH ROH SHAGGY
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>teacher saw suicide note from one of her students on facebook(?)

>couple fighting, male on top of woman who's screaming.
>disturbed by endless crying baby
$5 says the mom's getting a stamp bag or 20.
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>>133063059
Pic related
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>>133063196
>couple fighting, male on top of woman who's screaming.

Sounds like he's ding everything right
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>>133063177
How the fuck did the teacher know where they lived? I guess they be fucking on the down low?
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>>133063367
plausible
>>
>shooting victim from 45 minutes ago was pronounced dead
>male black punching the train
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>2nd shooting victim just died.
two more to the count tonight.
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>meniacal laughing in the background of a radio call
WHAT THE FUCK

>male black stopped punching a train window
oh
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>male black trying to punch the windows out of the train.
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lots of fireworks tonight
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>>133048436
Even now, there is hope for chiraq
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>"do you have a vehicle"
>"no"
plot element discovered
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>>133063399
I always wished I had a hot teacher to fuck.
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>>133063490
Joker rises
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>>133063673
i don't think i'd ever do something like that. i found some teacher fucking hot as shit, but i have a moral compass. i don't know why, but it's there, so ill listen to it. however, my moral compass is fucked, seeing as im wasting my life on here comfylike
>>133063760
woman black joker rises
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> late check in for me ROBERTS enjoying the walking fred
what type of coonery did i miss
>>
>someone smoking it up in a car, vice complaint

why do people smoke in public, do it in your windowless basement you dumb shits
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>>133064205
2 deaths
trash bag female black in a wheelchair
also you're not late, real robert hours are in 5 mins
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>>133056504
You can't, the boot is designed to prevent you from accesing the lug nuts when it's on. Sometimes Male Black can cut the locks off, sometimes if the boot isn't put on right they can yank it off, I've even seen them drive away with it on and then it falls off
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>>133063843
We're all fucked for listing to this.

I honestly don't see having sex with a school teacher as "wrong" as long as it's highschool or above and not linked to your own classes. I don't think it should be allowed, but there are situations where "that spark" happens. As long as they distance themselves professionally, it does not bug me.

>latan kings flashing gun from black SUV
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>>133064349
I'd do it if
A:She was in a different school entirely
B:I could not be a fucking degenerate for a while
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>could i ask a female officer to come here

some shit is happening, stay weary roberts
>>
jeez why is everyone quiet
>>
>>133064742

What's going down?
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>>133064483
I can understand the different school/campus being a realistic measure to distance things.

>A-neefa Mc-coy.
The fucking names never end here. Chanting profit was the best one yet.
>>
>>133064942
Usually means somebody got blacked.
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>male black touching himself inappropriately
>his shoes have no laces
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>male black, brown shirt, black pants, tattoed himself improperly

who tf tattoes themselves
>>
>>133064742
In my city, its normally for female searches. I'm guessing they have a woman who has drugs in her tits or crotch.

>man with shoes but no shoe stings touching himself improperly.
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>>133064942
shit finna get real
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>>133063059
I would be down for Lou Malnati's or some cheese fries from Luke's.

Truth be told, I was born in Lake County.
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>>133065189
he's using the shoelaces to cut bloodflow to his penis
>>
>female white walked in, took nothing, left
>was outside bothering people then went in to the home.
>>
>juvenile cleared to go to hospital
jeez what happened?
>>
>cancer patient can't go out of bed
>someone is requesting the police to make a forced entry
?
>>
>fire asking for polices to force entry in to a home of a cancer pt. that can't get out of bed.
>>
>homeless male black beats girlfriends of the rich

what does that accomplish?
>>
>homeless male black who hit girlfriend or rich, the caller.
>>
>1111..11555...3 5's and an 8

check sassy's digits
>>
>well he's foaming at the mouth at the bus stop
>>
well this was fun roberting with y'all

i'll be back later don't worry, im dummy hungry, gunna go get some food and groceries
>>
>mark drag racing.

>male foaming from mouth at bus stop.

>really loud firework
>kimberly davis having domestic with her girlfriend.
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>combative ptin ER bed #5
>>
STOLEN PIZZA!
>>
>dilvery man had revolver pulled on him, all they were able to take was his pizza to be delivered.
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>margartia says red surbruban blocking driveway
THE FUCKING NAMES
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>man bleeding from face, need paramedics
>>
>another DOA
>>
>DOA, Janice Washington.
#3 tonight.
>person down

I have not heard crabby at all, is it her day off?
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> margartia
black or latina?
>>
irate custys doing a dine in dash
>>
>two people shot
>showed up at stroeger

Looks like male black is finished with his post 4th torpor.
>>
>two people shot, showed up at stroger(?)
>richard harras 20yo
>kajari marls 15yo
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When will Robert learn that black male cannot be defeated.
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They mostly chimpout at night............Mostly
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Are there still people trying to open car doors & house locks? Did you guys catch that one guy that broke into someone's house & killed the residents on the scanner?
>>
>baby is in a callers house,
>caller admits to drinking.
>>
>male black male white fighting outside the "pink monkey" club.
>>
>Male black and male white fighting outside the Pink Monkey club.
1 2 3 4, I smell a race war
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>DOA
>301 South Damon
>elderly female
>natural causes
>>
>>133068740
F to an old woman in a war zone.
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Robert is really beating some Nigaboo ass tonight. All woodpile watchers beware!
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>sterling is a 13 yo girl 120lbs
>wanted for armed robbery
>old west sounds over radio
>>
>the good, the bad, and the ugly theme
>>
>>133068337
>Did you guys catch that one guy that broke into someone's house & killed the residents on the scanner?

No go on

And there was some old West music
>>
Did anyone else hear The Good, The Bad and The Ugly Theme?
>>
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This is your Chicago Dispatch unit for tonight.
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what up roberts? glad to see the OC from the discussion last night made to the OP. fukin dank. anything noteworthy this evening?
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>>133068849
marc lamont hill really is an uppity negro. one of my favorite lines of his: "blacks can't deploy racism" fuckin hell
>>
>>133069623
>anything noteworthy this evening?

-Pack of wild niggers tied up a woman with scotch tape
-couple reported rapes
-A Robert played "The Good The Bad And The Ugly" theme song over his radio
>>
>>133069623
Jesus Robert likes to share OC, there's really good artfags out there.

anything really going on is .normal for chiraq
>>
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NO MERCY ON DIVERSEY
>>
Did some one break into the planetarium? Did I hear that right?
>>
>>133070184
person down there. Good chance an OD while looking at the stars?
>>
>>133069982
scotch tape? oh lawdy, does that even work?>>133069983
lol Jesus Robert? nice. he's got the touch
>>
>>133068849
>jigaboo

Godfucking dammit i love Mr.Clarke
>>
>>133070182
>no mercy on diversey
i like it
>>
>>133070289
That'd be a nice way to go out.
>>
>>133070337
No no, I'm Jesus Robert. I love to share art.
>>
police caught this video up black neighborhood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9eC0O7DHZ0
>>
>>133070573
oh that was you? sorry, the 3rd person reference flew right over my head. thank you for your contribution
>>
Foot pursuit, I hope Robert has been practicing cardio
\
>>
>>133069982
kek Robert 10/foe
>>
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i'm David Duke Robert
>>
u peeps still on? 1110 and i hear sireeeeens
>>
>>133070936
I'm still here
>>
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In case any ya'll nibbas didn't catch it last night, I made a /cpd/ video inspired by Drive's opening credits.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-z9EbsN_Jo

Feel free to use in OP my niggas
>>
>>133070986
12 robert and western
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>>133071009
nice! props anon!
>>
"if he dies we will do homacide"
>>
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>>133071009
watched it last night. felt inspired
>>
>>133071009
Thank you for reposting! forgot to bookmark the link. Such epic work.
>>
No ID No Social
>>
Female Robert screaming shots fired.
>>
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I FUCKING LOVE THE CPD JEWTUBE VIDEOOO
>MADE MY NIGHT
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>>133071608
Glad you liked it anon
>>
>>133057865
>marital law
Ooh errr! Sounds sexy.
>>
>male shot in right side, critical condition.
Guess we add another to the score soon.
>>
>homicide victims family at hospital needing special care
>>
>>133071947
Bah. Martian law is where it's at.
>>
sup byron
>>
just came from secureteam10s new video
>>
antonio colman may die guys
>>
a homicide goys
>>
>>133072766
Another one to the list.
>>
you can listen to it here nufags\and btw we do this every sunday
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>>
>>133072900
>>133072900
'Anotha One"))))
>>
>>133072900
while we kike on the nigs u wanna up load some chi stats of the niggs?
>>
http://www.intellectualtakeout.org/blog/chicago-75-murdered-are-black-71-murderers-are-black
>>
Simply put, Chicago has a massive Black-on-Black murder problem. All of the data below comes from the Chicago Police Department. You can access it here.

In 2011, the latest data officially released by the Chicago Police, there were 433 homicides. Of these, just 128 (29%) had a corresponding prosecution.
Read more at: http://www.intellectualtakeout.org/blog/chicago-75-murdered-are-black-71-murderers-are-black © IntellectualTakeout.org
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>>133072766
>blood and shell casings
>>
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>>133073778
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>>133073583
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>just for your information he's in serious condition
>screaming in the background
>>
>>133074440
>bunch of gang memebers inside of it
>>
>>133073778
do u have a link what u are listening to>? i hear that as well but 5mins off
>>
>>133073778
Margret Murphy 10-13 10th floor
>>
>>133074768
try refreshing. i had the same issues last night and was about an hour off
>>
>he's throwing ashtrays at her
>>
MALE HISPANIC DANCING ON THE TRAINTRACK
>MALE HISPANIC DANCING ON THE TRAINTRACK

Sassy was trying super hard not to laugh
>>
>>133074864
are you on same link?
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>>
Fuck nigga chicago crazy
>>
>>133075540
care to join Us every sundey nite nufagget
>>
>>133074971
Sassy got that sassy negro ass
>>
>>133075591
Yeah this seems damn comfy
>>
00126" damn sassy told that lesbo bish
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>>133075591
sundays, 10-2
>>
Pimp gotsa get paid yo
>>
>>133075810
its comfy
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>>133075822
>>
Someone stole a taco :(
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>>133075831
>pimps
>>
Nufags apply here
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
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Bump limit hit over 20 posts ago.

Fresh Bread
>>133075927
>>133075927
Fresh Bread
>>133075927
>>133075927
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shit fellas sassy gettin sassy
dat bak ground noise forrrrrrrrreeeeeeealll
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>>133075102
yes
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>>133076198
im running over great /thread
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